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- [11:21:39 AM] *** Hollie Caudill would like to add you on Skype ***
- [1:05:13 PM] *** Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ has shared contact details with Hollie Caudill. ***
- [9:13:05 PM] Hollie Caudill: hiya!
- [9:35:31 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: lmao
- [9:35:35 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: Is this a bot
- [9:36:00 PM] Hollie Caudill: i got ure name from the profile directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
- [9:36:09 PM] Hollie Caudill: 25/f here u?
- [9:36:23 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: 18/m wayy too young
- [9:36:31 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: This is probably a bot, isn't it?
- [9:36:33 PM] Hollie Caudill: well what r ya up 2?
- [9:37:41 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: uld be rendered by standing at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. When not in uniform men should remove any non-religious headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left
- [9:37:59 PM] Hollie Caudill: i just started my summer break from school, i'm still in university right now so i'm pretty excited ya know
- [9:38:15 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: The Pledge of Allegiance, as it exists in its current form, was originally composed in August 1892 by Francis Bellamy (1855–1931), who was a Baptist minister, a Christian socialist,[10][11] and the cousin of socialist utopian novelist Edward Bellamy (1850–1898).
- [9:38:27 PM] Hollie Caudill: lol, so i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
- [9:38:41 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: I swear to God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath
- [9:39:15 PM] Hollie Caudill: i was actually going to be getting to my "job" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after christmas vacation
- [9:39:26 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: ore wa
- [9:39:30 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: chinchin ga daisuke nandayo
- [9:39:39 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: et tu, brutus?
- [9:39:45 PM] Hollie Caudill: lol i thought she was out of her mind at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded weird at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!!
- [9:39:54 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: Please insert you credit card information here
- [9:40:32 PM] Hollie Caudill: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
- [9:40:53 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: I rate this bot a 3/10
- [9:41:11 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: Do bots like memes?
- [9:41:15 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: I LOVE HENTAI.
- [9:41:17 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: Do bots like hentai?
- [9:41:20 PM] Hollie Caudill: oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. k its http://bit.ly/1jOUPAC and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.
- [9:41:38 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: Will i be able to download more MEMESSSSS
- [9:41:41 PM] Hollie Caudill: then you just make ure own lil profile and u can cumm into my private chat for us two and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
- [9:42:18 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: I have a sexual attraction to bots
- [9:42:36 PM] Hollie Caudill: ya you do need a credit card of some sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18
- [9:42:47 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: im over 18 inches ;)
- [9:42:50 PM] Hollie Caudill: this is the "special" page for special ppl!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes
- [9:42:55 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: im special
- [9:42:58 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: im handicapable of math
- [9:43:03 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: lets look at hentai
- [9:43:11 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: i think hentai is perfect for bots like you
- [9:43:19 PM] Hollie Caudill: i'm really excited too it's gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
- [9:43:39 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: do i have to give you my social security, my date of birth, my credit card, my location of birth, and the pin to my safe?
- [9:43:57 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States
- [9:43:58 PM] Hollie Caudill: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
- [9:44:12 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: ooooo i have some legos
- [9:44:25 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: i also have some hot wheel cars
- [9:44:38 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: but i also found this weird flesh colored wiggly stick thing
- [9:44:46 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: it sticks to the wall with suction and its really floppy
- [9:44:53 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: YOU WANNA PLAY WITH LEGOES?
- [9:44:57 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: BOTS LOVE LEGOS
- [9:45:00 PM] Lexeon Senpai (づ>_<)づ: LEGOS MAKE BOTS
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