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on *:TEXT:Fucking:#: { msg $chan You fucked what? }
on *:TEXT:!tits:#: { msg $chan (.)Y(.) }
on *:TEXT:KernelPone:#: { msg $chan What a faggot }
on *:TEXT:FuckBot:#: { msg $chan Fuck you }
on *:TEXT:Hello FuckBot:#: { msg $chan stfu }
on *:TEXT:Jews:#: { msg $chan Did horrible acts on the World Trade Center! }
on *:TEXT:!ping:#: { msg $chan Pong }
on *:TEXT:Bots:#: { msg $chan Bots are the worst thing ever }
on *:TEXT:!kick FuckBot:#: { msg $chan Nice try }
on *:TEXT:!kick fuck:#: { msg $chan Nice try }
on *:TEXT:marklar:#: { msg $chan What a faggot }
on *:TEXT:Sex:#: { msg $chan Pix or it didn't happen }
on *:TEXT:Retard:#: { msg $chan Don't use the r word, retard }
on *:TEXT:Uranus:#: { msg $chan Has a ring around it }
on *:TEXT:Hitler:#: { msg $chan Has only got one ball! }
on *:TEXT:Gorring:#: { msg $chan Has two but they are very small! }
on *:TEXT:Himmler:#: { msg $chan Is very sim'ler! }
on *:TEXT:Goebbels:#: { msg $chan Has no balls, at all! }
on *:TEXT:auror:#: { msg $chan What a faggot }
on *:TEXT:lol:#: { msg $chan I'm glad you found that funny }
on *:TEXT:XD:#: { msg $chan I'm glad you found that funny }
on *:TEXT:Jaws:#: { msg $chan Did horrible acts on the World Trade Center! }
on *:TEXT:ifymb:#: { msg $chan Likes men }
on *:TEXT:Frostee:#: { msg $chan Likes boys }
on *:TEXT:Kippy:#: { msg $chan Is secretly Mexican }
on *:TEXT:Mr-ex777:#: { msg $chan Likes little african boys with aids }
on *:TEXT:MangaKaDenza:#: { msg $chan Dreams of fucking a little anime girl that has a dick }
on *:TEXT:RAHB:#: { msg $chan Lost his penis as a child }
on *:TEXT:I love wikia:#: { msg $chan Kill yourself }
on *:TEXT:JKL1234-:#: { msg $chan Nice try }
on *:TEXT:derpyy:#: { msg $chan derpyy: BUTT POOP!!!! rolled down the stairs onto yuky doody }
on *:TEXT:SPIKE:#: { msg $chan Is loved by Denza }
on *:TEXT:apecat:#: { msg $chan Is God }
on *:TEXT:!pi:#: { msg $chan 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436  }
on *:TEXT:!shart:#: { msg $chan Ooh, that was stinky }
on *:TEXT:fuck:#: { msg $chan $nick }
on *:TEXT:Piss:#: { msg $chan Down your throat }