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- <p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman', times;"> <span style="text-shadow: #dde378 1pt 0.3pt 0.1em; font-size: 12pt; color: #333333;"><em>name</em> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #000000;">mason<span style="color: #ffff99;"> </span></span><span style="color: #ffff99;"><em><span style="text-shadow: #DDE378 1pt 0.3pt 0.1em;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;">gender</span> </span></em></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #000000;">male </span><span style="text-shadow: #DDE378 1pt 0.3pt 0.1em;"><span style="color: #333333;"><em><span style="font-size: 12pt;">age</span></em></span> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #000000;">late twenties </span><span style="text-shadow: #dde378 1pt 0.3pt 0.1em; color: #000000;"><em><span style="font-size: 12pt;">status</span></em> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #000000;">single and ready to mingle</span></span></p>
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- <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times; color: #808080;">"I...<em>what?</em>"</span></p>
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