Rainbow Dash, Anon and Soarin (NOT MINE)

>Be Anon
>Day 381 of living in Equestria
>Life is actually pretty good here, you have a nice group of friends, a big nice house as a gift from Celestia herself, a large library, a comfortable bed to laze around on, and a steady income of bits working with Applejack.
>What more could an Anon want?
>Not to mention you have your best friend, Dash, who you may or may not be feeling certain things for…
>Recently, she’s been acting kind of weird around you, blushing when you speak to her, stuttering, it’s actually kind of… adorable.
>Yeah, you just called your best friend adorable.
>Fuck it.
>You like Dash, but you just aren’t sure how to tell if it’s time to move in and ask her for a relationship.
>Not to mention you don’t even have any idea how Equestria feels about inter-species relationships, not to mention inter-dimension ones at that.
>Ah well. You can settle with staying just friends with Dash.
>If she ever needs a shoulder to cry on, or a place to stay, you’ll always be with her and you know you can rely on her in the same way, and that’s enough for you.
>But still…
>Suddenly, you hear a knock on your door.
>Could be Twilight, she usually comes to visit every once in a while to chat about books she’s been reading and you share the ones you have been reading with her.
>You unbolt the door and open it only to find, to your surprise, Rainbow Dash.
>”H- hey anon.” She has a blush on her face and she is holding a slip of paper in her mouth.
”Uh… Hey Dash? What’s up?” you raise an eyebrow.
>She looks around nervously.
>”I was just uh… y’know… wondering if you’d like to…” she looks down at the ground, stuttering, her face growing redder.
”Dash? you feeling alright?”
>”I was just wondering if you’d like to maybe… go to see the Wonderbolts with me…” she places the slip of paper in your hand and you read it.
>It’s a ticket for two to the Wonderbolts show.

>...Dash just invited you to go with her to the Wonderbolts.
>She asked you.
>You didn’t ask her.
>Woah woah anon, let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe it’s just a friendly thing…
“Dash? You mean like a… date?”
>She gives a nervous laugh.
>”Yes.”


>Holy shit… you can’t believe it.
>She actually wants to go out with you!
>You!
>Of all the people… err ponies… in Equestria, Rainbow Dash wants to go out with you.
>The show is in a few hours, you go to your closet and pull out the best clothes you can find, and you spray on a little bit of Axe.
>This is going to be fucking awesome.
>A few hours pass and you hear a knock at your door.
>Smiling, you stroll over to the door and open it, and sure enough Dash is standing infront of you, ready for the date.
>”Hey Dash! Ready?” You ask nervously.
>She nods, and you two set off to the show.
<One long train ride later>
>The two of you make your way through the crowded building and find your seats, front row, right up close to the show.
>This is going to be great.
>After a few minutes, the lights grow dark and the Wonderbolts fly in, doing fancy tricks and flips through the air and landing on the stage.
>”Mares and Gentlecolts… introducing… the Wonderbolts!”
>Dash’s mouth drops, smiling, you swear you see some drool.
>She remembers she is with you and closes her mouth quickly, sitting back displaying a nervous grin.
>You chuckle.
>Typical Dashie.
>After watching them do a few flying tricks, they land on the stage and take a breather.
>”Alright!” One of them speaks into the mic, Soarin if you remember correctly. “For this next trick, we’re going to need a Pegasus to come up…”
>His eyes dart around the room, and then settle on Dash.
>”Rainbow Dash!”
>The lights focus on her and she smiles.
>”M- me?” she looks around.
>Soarin chuckles. “Come on up, Dash!”
>She turns to you and you shrug.
“Go on Dash, don’t keep the crowd waiting.”

>She bolts out of her seat and lands on stage.
>”So Dash, what brings you here tonight?” Soarin takes a sip of ice water that a waiter brings him.
>”I’m here on a… date.” She blushes as the crowd ooos.
>Soarin laughs.
>”Oh? Is that so? Well I hope he doesn’t mind.”
>Suddenly, Soarin moves in for a kiss.
>...No fucking way, he wouldn’t.
>Their mouths are inches apart as everything goes in slow motion.
>He fucking would.
>Their mouths connect and Dash’s face lights up, and she looks around awkwardly.
>It’s obvious she doesn’t want to be there.
>You feel the rage of a thousand suns burn up inside as you charge on stage, balling your hand up into a fist.
>”HEY SOARIN!” you yell in your charge.
>He breaks the kiss.
>”Yeah I-”
>Your fist connects with his mouth sending him flying across the room.
>The crowd gasps.
>Soarin is on the floor of the stage, out cold.
>”A- anon I-” Dash begins but you shush her.
“It’s fine, I know.” You whisper.
>A few tears are streaming down her face.
“Hey…”
>You pull her into a kiss.
>Her eyes go wide for a second before she closes them and kisses you back.
>The crowd goes wild as Soarin is pulled off the stage by a few medic ponies.
>Dash breaks the kiss, panting.
>”Anon…” she smiles.
”Dashie…”
>You smile back to her and lead her off stage.