Disclaimer Review alpha edition

Disclaimer:
	Selecting what movies will grace my shelf of magnum opuses( opus’? opusi? Opussy?) is an intricate and precise process that start with these criterium:
1.	Is this movie memorable?
a.	 Examples of movies that are memorable as hell: Terminator, Titanic, Etc.
b.	Examples of movies that aren’t: dunno

2.	Is this movie entertaining?
3.	Does this movie break new ground (or try to)?
4.	Is it the fucking pinnacle of human imagination and mental ability?
If the movie succeeds in all four of these they will be allowed to be reviewed
Movies that make me want to train to become a secret spy, infiltrate a Russian base, get caught and swallow a chlorine pill just to avoid watching again aka won’t review:
The Dark Knight
the one with dreams and shit fuck if I remember the name WE MUST GO DEEPER FUCK YOU
War of the Worlds