The Mess

the mess 100bpm

its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
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broken code everywhere
people archering the dream because they just don't care
I don't see the point, don't see a game
got no changes to the bugs i guess it just the same
shillers on the twitch stream, liars in the thread
backers in the alley with a jpeg spread
I tried to fly a ship but I couldn't get hits
Cause a man clipped into it and it fell to bits

don't buy this 'cause its broke to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my bread
uh huh huh huh huh
it's such a bungle sometimes
it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under

standing in a cubicle hanging off the platform
watching all the ships go parp into a firestorm
crazy lady, tickled for the cash
eating all the doughnuts there, sugar daddy white trash
said she'd bring the top gear, make the gamers all cheer
a spaceball princess with an ego excess
down at the game show smiling with the creeps
so she can tweet her bullshit to the fools who paid
she went to the city and got so tickled pretty
and now she tickles whales who can't admit that they got played

don't buy this 'cause its broke to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my bread
uh huh huh huh huh
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under

now roberts doing bad, doesn't seem to go to work
but he still talks a lot, and he takes all the perks
all that travel in the first class, sitting on boats
don't even play the game he's supposed to promote
the devs are leaving, they know too much
can't hire some more, he's out of luck
got a bum situation, double physics fixation
can't take the bugs from the code, you can clip through the station
broken salesman standing in the way
needs a change of management, running out of ways to pay
A major cash drain, coffee champagne
sometimes I think I'll laugh all day
I swear I might write a paroday!

don't buy this 'cause its broke to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my bread
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under

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my son said daddy I don't wanna play that game
cos the dev is a jerk, he must think we're insane
and other games look awesome, i think i'll take caution
if i just get a job, save my cash for a good one
i hit that street, vote with my feet
buy a game that works and dance to the beat
cause it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny
you're looking at a con in this land of milk and honey
they pushed that whale to buy new designs
took him to a market, and he bought it again
told this whale to get a new rig
sold him a hoodie for a brand new jig
i can't download that gig cos its crazy how its big
keep my drive free of dreams cause i got enough on steam
goons are the outlaw, waiting for the downfall
hear them say "you want some more?"
bringing us the yeehaw

don't buy this 'cause its broke to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my bread, say what
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under

a game is made with no plan in mind
blind to the ways of design
roberts smiling at you but thats danger too
because only god knows what that fool do
all the ideas in the demo looking second-rate
and the physics seem designed to frustrate
the places you play and where you stay
looks like one great big throwaway
you admire all the package ship takers
CIG, RSI are the bigger money-makers
driving big cars, go to Maui and Nice
and they're one step ahead of the finance police, huh
jugglers, ramblers, gurglars, gamblers
tickle porn peddlers, even fat wranglers
you say "I'm cool, huh, I'm no fool"
but then you wind up buying up their cesspool
now you're in the red, lines went dead
waited too long to go get refunded
you turn shiller kid, but look what you done did
no one wants your repetitive vid
now your basement is took and you're at gamescon
spend the next few years trying to prove goons wrong
being used and abused and laughed to hell
til one day, it was found you bankrupt as well
it was plain to see that your cash was lost
and the grey market melted your ships at cost
but now your eyes sing the sad, sad song
of how you spent so much for nothing done so

don't buy this 'cause its broke to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my bread,
huh oh huh huh huh huh
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
huh oh huh huh huh huh
its such a bungle sometimes it makes me wonder how they'll keep from going under
huh oh huh huh huh huh

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sorry about the paroday rhyme lol
shoutouts to the grandmaster flash, my man peter gabriel, beet wagon, melkor take a note, daztek, beer, toast we love ya, and all the shitposters in the thread, every day is beautiful and derek smart is always right, peace