TC 7-1-2015

[12:26 AM] pkkao entered the room..
[12:26 AM] panther entered the room.
[12:26 AM] freejerrysandusky entered the room.
[12:26 AM] kaosbuttplug entered the room.
*Type /help for a list of commands.*
[12:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: if watchin simps was your job youda been fired
[12:26 AM] guest-125042 changed nickname to pkkao
[12:26 AM] panther: i need to install that too. got a laptop and hooked it up to computer. but Ill install it LATER
[12:27 AM] pkkao: well at least I still have my 300,000 ADS DISABLED count
[12:27 AM] pkkao: so not all is lost
[12:27 AM] kaosbuttplug: ads arent even a big deal
[12:28 AM] pkkao: they kinda suck on wco and TC tho
[12:28 AM] pkkao: never leave home without adblock
[12:28 AM] panther: my friend installed it for me long ago. i didnt really care either
[12:28 AM] panther: but it is nice
[12:29 AM] kaosbuttplug: well hurry up peekow
[12:29 AM] panther: im guessing I just search "install adblock"
[12:29 AM] pkkao: go
[12:29 AM] pkkao: might BUFFER for me cause hotel wifi but whatever
[12:29 AM] kaosbuttplug: goin
[12:29 AM] panther: gone
[12:29 AM] pkkao: lol BUFFERIN
[12:30 AM] kaosbuttplug: ugh al gore chalkboard gag
[12:30 AM] pkkao: bingart level internet
[12:31 AM] kaosbuttplug: oh right this is one with that disgusting homer torso bit
[12:31 AM] panther: "badger, my ass. its probably milhouse"
[12:32 AM] panther: 636 - my area code!
[12:32 AM] pkkao: 626 over her
[12:32 AM] pkkao: here
[12:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: torso gag makes literally no sense as it only pulled in his head
[12:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: the cincept of this ep is so good but scully execution urgh
[12:34 AM] pkkao: yeah love this concept tbh
[12:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: i like area code camp
[12:34 AM] pkkao: ok switchin to wtso
[12:35 AM] panther: thats a pretty brutal strangling scene
[12:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: they got worse and more gratuitous
[12:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: like they lost that idea of it bein impulsive
[12:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: ugh lindsay naegle fuck off
[12:36 AM] panther: naegle is fine
[12:36 AM] freejerrysandusky left the room.
[12:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: just so generic and lifeless. no personality
[12:37 AM] kaosbuttplug: "how big of a monkey?" is good
[12:37 AM] panther: yeah...homer was trying to explode himself
[12:38 AM] pkkao: I like the gag where homer scans the list of fine print phone numbers in the phone book and lands on a giant ad
[12:39 AM] kaosbuttplug: mayor sash bit is good
[12:39 AM] panther: what is it with different-colored grass in different towns. shelbyville has it too
[12:40 AM] pkkao: mayor sash is great yes
[12:41 AM] pkkao: springfield's historic yahoo! search engine stadium
[12:41 AM] kaosbuttplug: i like how bart hasnt put on new shorts at home
[12:41 AM] kaosbuttplug: low brow expressions bit is kinda funny but overdone
[12:41 AM] panther: love that bit
[12:42 AM] pkkao: "your town"
[12:43 AM] kaosbuttplug: golllden showers!
[12:45 AM] kaosbuttplug: hotel pillowmint
[12:47 AM] pkkao: they were looking at me
[12:47 AM] pkkao: with their eyes
[12:48 AM] panther: deleted scene: "shut the fuck up Marge."
[12:48 AM] pkkao: "there's nothing like revenge for getting back at people"
[12:48 AM] kaosbuttplug: why is moe on tje rich side of town
[12:49 AM] pkkao: I love the old time settlers who are there when olde springfield finds gold
[12:49 AM] kaosbuttplug: ugh homer actin like a jackass on stage
[12:50 AM] panther: this ep really loses steam when the who is introduced
[12:50 AM] kaosbuttplug: ep sux all the way thru excluding a few bits
[12:50 AM] pkkao: look it's lionel hutz
[12:51 AM] kaosbuttplug: awful awful execution
[12:51 AM] kaosbuttplug: chloroform ending too god
[12:51 AM] panther: thought you said too good for a second
[12:52 AM] kaosbuttplug: goodness no
[12:52 AM] kaosbuttplug: wanma do another?
[12:52 AM] pkkao: yeah the ep certainly dips in act 3
[12:52 AM] pkkao: UM still in act 3
[12:52 AM] kaosbuttplug: guess we gotta wait for pkkao tho
[12:53 AM] panther: ill do a number generator and go with that ep
[12:53 AM] pkkao: really funny ep tho
[12:54 AM] kaosbuttplug: pkkao ur a fool
[12:54 AM] panther: number 163: the springfield files
[12:54 AM] pkkao: kool
[12:55 AM] kaosbuttplug: k
[12:55 AM] kaosbuttplug: whenever yer ready pkkao
[12:55 AM] panther: wiat for me
[12:55 AM] panther: wait
[12:55 AM] kaosbuttplug: waitin
[12:55 AM] pkkao: burns: *strokes crease*
[12:56 AM] pkkao: shut the fuck up marge
[12:58 AM] panther: ready
[12:58 AM] pkkao: the who are singing
[12:59 AM] panther: hurry up puh kow
[12:59 AM] pkkao: man I don't even care that this ep has bad characterization
[12:59 AM] pkkao: guilty pleasure no. 1
[1:00 AM] pkkao: okay ready for springfield files
[1:01 AM] pkkao: going
[1:01 AM] panther: lips?
[1:01 AM] pkkao: um it is RESORT SMITHERS
[1:01 AM] pkkao: get it right
[1:01 AM] panther: oh yeah
[1:01 AM] kaosbuttplug: kaos*
[1:01 AM] kaosbuttplug: goinnn
[1:01 AM] pkkao: kaos > resort smithers > mutilated lips
[1:01 AM] panther: well im barely on nhc anymore so forgive my gaffe
[1:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: lips > kaos > disco > smithers tbh
[1:02 AM] pkkao: silent disco is good yeah
[1:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: goin back to lips asap
[1:02 AM] pkkao: oof
[1:02 AM] pkkao: oof
[1:02 AM] pkkao: oof
[1:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: or kaos
[1:03 AM] pkkao: hey FP you want another CONTROVERSIAL pkkao opinion
[1:04 AM] panther: watching ep now
[1:04 AM] kaosbuttplug: lenny with afro yussss
[1:04 AM] kaosbuttplug: something GAYYY no doubt!
[1:04 AM] panther: 40 quarters. is that ten dollars?
[1:04 AM] pkkao: yes
[1:04 AM] panther: yay
[1:05 AM] pkkao: still stuns me to this day that this is often considered top 10-20 material
[1:05 AM] kaosbuttplug: waterworld the video game is so damn funny
[1:05 AM] panther: düff
[1:05 AM] kaosbuttplug: this ep is already funnier than the last tbh
[1:05 AM] pkkao: milhouse's blank stare before loading quarters is so great
[1:05 AM] kaosbuttplug: bad fawn!
[1:06 AM] kaosbuttplug: needs more dawg
[1:06 AM] pkkao: man this is just classic gag after classic gag
[1:07 AM] pkkao: love the guy in the back of the springfield philharmonic bus just smoking a cig
[1:07 AM] kaosbuttplug: yeah wow this is funnier than i recall
[1:07 AM] panther: its excellent
[1:07 AM] pkkao: not bad for the first taste of classic simps in almost a month
[1:07 AM] panther: same
[1:08 AM] kaosbuttplug: great direction too
[1:08 AM] pkkao: oh yeah it's beautiul
[1:08 AM] kaosbuttplug: lovely gloomy purples
[1:08 AM] pkkao: would never call this top 30 or whatever tho
[1:08 AM] kaosbuttplug: haha the jump to make the dot in the grass
[1:08 AM] pkkao: haha
[1:09 AM] panther: might be borderline top 30 for me. maybe just outside
[1:09 AM] pkkao: top 100, barely...maybe
[1:09 AM] kaosbuttplug: the thing from URANUS
[1:09 AM] panther: id have to check that list
[1:09 AM] pkkao: usually the mark of a top ep for me is that it gets better every time you watch it
[1:10 AM] kaosbuttplug: LIKE ERKEL
[1:10 AM] pkkao: not really the case here. not as many minor gags as I'd hope
[1:10 AM] panther: unlike tale, they use guest stars well here
[1:10 AM] pkkao: sick burn on tale of two springfields
[1:11 AM] pkkao: marge hyperventilating is superb
[1:11 AM] panther: second-best lie detector joke in the show
[1:11 AM] pkkao: ALF sighting
[1:12 AM] kaosbuttplug: theyve done variations on this wigum gag alot
[1:12 AM] kaosbuttplug: i dunno wjere to place this one
[1:12 AM] kaosbuttplug: i really dont watch it much
[1:12 AM] kaosbuttplug: ah tje jiggling
[1:14 AM] pkkao: "who'da thought a whale would be so heavy"
[1:15 AM] panther: unless you're feelng...amorous. grrrrrr!
[1:15 AM] kaosbuttplug: the unsolved mysteries of...unsolved mysteries!!
[1:15 AM] panther: how do I write that onomatopoeia?
[1:15 AM] pkkao: grrrr is good
[1:16 AM] kaosbuttplug: coors
[1:17 AM] pkkao: yeah I dunno if it's just the fact that I haven't seen simps in a while
[1:17 AM] kaosbuttplug: haha homers marshmallow covered stick
[1:17 AM] kaosbuttplug: also PROPERTY OF NED FLANDERS
[1:17 AM] panther: good NIGHT!
[1:17 AM] pkkao: but there doesn't seem to be the layers of gags I'm used to in this ep
[1:18 AM] pkkao: a lot of classic moments, yes. a lot of sight gags? ehh
[1:18 AM] panther: youre just jaded
[1:18 AM] kaosbuttplug: well these later jean/reiss eps arent as packed w gags
[1:18 AM] kaosbuttplug: this one is better than say simpson tide tho
[1:18 AM] pkkao: yeah definitely better than simpson tide
[1:19 AM] kaosbuttplug: and alot of great jokes to be had
[1:19 AM] pkkao: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
[1:19 AM] kaosbuttplug: zillaphone
[1:19 AM] pkkao: *weather vane falls*
[1:19 AM] kaosbuttplug: i think complainin about that lack of secondary jokes is just the way classic simps has spoiled us
[1:20 AM] kaosbuttplug: this is high qualitu comedy in general but hard to march true great simps
[1:20 AM] pkkao: yeah this is great simpsons
[1:20 AM] pkkao: but not TOP simpsons
[1:20 AM] panther: aww, its mr. burns...KILL IT
[1:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: HONESTLY this ep is rly funny but this twist is stupid
[1:21 AM] panther: I like the twist
[1:21 AM] pkkao: yeah it's fine
[1:21 AM] panther: why is it stupid?
[1:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: boo
[1:22 AM] kaosbuttplug: glowing mr burns seen as alien cmon
[1:22 AM] freejerrysandusky entered the room.
[1:22 AM] guest-128237 changed nickname to freejerrysandusky
[1:22 AM] kaosbuttplug: but whatever still a rly funny episode
[1:23 AM] pkkao: the radioactive glow is distinctively springfieldian
[1:23 AM] panther: another or no?
[1:23 AM] kaosbuttplug: i dont like poor use of mr burns
[1:23 AM] kaosbuttplug: sure
[1:23 AM] panther: pkkao, you can pick
[1:23 AM] kaosbuttplug: to the randomizer
[1:23 AM] panther: oh ok
[1:23 AM] freejerrysandusky: still watchimg simp?
[1:23 AM] pkkao: burnsie doesn't always have to be evil
[1:23 AM] pkkao: yeah to the big wheel
[1:23 AM] panther: yes.
[1:24 AM] kaosbuttplug: o welcome back somnia
[1:24 AM] pkkao: I mean if he's the antagonist of the story then fine but it's not the case here
[1:24 AM] kaosbuttplug: he always needs to be burns tho, not a story prop
[1:24 AM] freejerrysandusky: what ep did u just watch
[1:24 AM] pkkao: springfield files
[1:24 AM] panther: all right, got a number. need to look up the episode
[1:24 AM] pkkao: overrated
[1:24 AM] pkkao: what number is it
[1:24 AM] freejerrysandusky: oh one of the best
[1:25 AM] freejerrysandusky: fuk u pkkao
[1:25 AM] panther: 229
[1:25 AM] kaosbuttplug: great ep, dumb twist
[1:25 AM] panther: criticize dinner
[1:25 AM] freejerrysandusky: shit ep
[1:25 AM] panther: love that ep
[1:25 AM] pkkao: NOT good
[1:25 AM] freejerrysandusky: fucking sux
[1:25 AM] kaosbuttplug: good at first
[1:25 AM] panther: then you pick one mofo!
[1:25 AM] kaosbuttplug: but that 3rd act tho
[1:25 AM] pkkao: yeah it's a regular tale of two springfields
[1:25 AM] kaosbuttplug: honestly fix the third act and its a classic
[1:25 AM] pkkao: except tale is a lot funnier
[1:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: god no
[1:26 AM] freejerrysandusky: neither are funny
[1:26 AM] pkkao: and third act isn't as dumb
[1:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: tale has like seven good bits
[1:26 AM] pkkao: okay so what are we doin
[1:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: if i can count the good moments on my hands the ep is shit
[1:26 AM] panther: randomize again?
[1:26 AM] panther: or dinner?
[1:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: yeah one more random
[1:27 AM] freejerrysandusky: u should watch bart goes bananas
[1:27 AM] pkkao: good ep
[1:27 AM] freejerrysandusky: tru
[1:27 AM] panther: is there a season limit? i just got 499
[1:27 AM] pkkao: oooof
[1:27 AM] pkkao: isn't that the hemingway ep
[1:27 AM] freejerrysandusky: lol
[1:27 AM] kaosbuttplug: bananas are a good source of potassium
[1:27 AM] kaosbuttplug: uh what is 499
[1:27 AM] freejerrysandusky: u guys should watch
[1:27 AM] freejerrysandusky: uh
[1:28 AM] pkkao: PRE sure it's the daughter also rises
[1:28 AM] freejerrysandusky: burns heir
[1:28 AM] freejerrysandusky: thats a gud one
[1:28 AM] freejerrysandusky: or
[1:28 AM] freejerrysandusky: uh
[1:28 AM] panther: yeah its daughter
[1:28 AM] freejerrysandusky: who shot grandpas hat
[1:28 AM] kaosbuttplug: never seen daughter. how bad is it
[1:28 AM] panther: definition of average
[1:28 AM] pkkao: lisa has a crush on a character who is literally ernest hemingway
[1:29 AM] freejerrysandusky: haha shit ep
[1:29 AM] kaosbuttplug: eehhhhhh
[1:29 AM] kaosbuttplug: one more go of the randomizer!
[1:29 AM] freejerrysandusky: why dont u guys watch a KLASSIK ep
[1:29 AM] pkkao: people always talk about s23 sucking but they never mention that
[1:29 AM] pkkao: which IRKS me
[1:29 AM] kaosbuttplug: well it sounds forgettable
[1:30 AM] freejerrysandusky: it sux as well
[1:30 AM] pkkao: I guess you could argue for forgettable
[1:30 AM] panther: 435
[1:30 AM] pkkao: but to me it has 0 (zero) redeeming factors
[1:30 AM] panther: wedding for disaster
[1:30 AM] kaosbuttplug: which issssss
[1:30 AM] freejerrysandusky: if its forgettable then its prolly bad
[1:30 AM] panther: i can make it 1-200 or whatever you want
[1:30 AM] pkkao: please
[1:30 AM] pkkao: well forgettable =/= bad
[1:30 AM] kaosbuttplug: yeah 200 is a good limit
[1:31 AM] panther: 203 is the end of s9
[1:31 AM] freejerrysandusky: if nothings memorable then its not doing its job at being entertaining
[1:31 AM] pkkao: yeah but sometimes it's one of those eps that's "there"
[1:31 AM] kaosbuttplug: 203 is fine then
[1:31 AM] panther: 11
[1:31 AM] pkkao: doesn't do anything right but doesn't do anything wrong
[1:31 AM] panther: the crepes of wrath
[1:31 AM] freejerrysandusky: yes pkkao, a bad one
[1:31 AM] pkkao: daughter also rises does a lot wrong tho
[1:32 AM] freejerrysandusky: u should watch bart gets an elevator
[1:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: dont have s1 in my torrwnts. ONE MORE TIME, srry panth
[1:33 AM] pkkao: oof
[1:33 AM] freejerrysandusky: then klassik ep bart gets an elevator
[1:33 AM] pkkao: besides the local syndication is doin s1 so CREPES OF WRATH will show up sometime soon anyway
[1:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: thisll be the one i can feel it
[1:33 AM] panther: 108
[1:33 AM] panther: sideshow bob roberts
[1:33 AM] freejerrysandusky: great ep
[1:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: ok
[1:33 AM] pkkao: mmm
[1:33 AM] pkkao: haven't seen this one in so so long
[1:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: same
[1:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: recall it bein the weakest classic bob tho
[1:34 AM] pkkao: we'll just see about that
[1:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: u may fire when ready
[1:34 AM] freejerrysandusky: no its very funny man
[1:35 AM] freejerrysandusky: matt g go get sued tbh
[1:35 AM] panther: ready
[1:35 AM] panther: 3rd favorite bob ep but still a+
[1:35 AM] freejerrysandusky: rip 2 million bux of matts cash
[1:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: pkkao?
[1:35 AM] freejerrysandusky left the room.
[1:35 AM] pkkao: ok let's go
[1:35 AM] pkkao: oh yeah this is the ep without an opening
[1:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: goin
[1:35 AM] pkkao: cool
[1:35 AM] panther: is this the only non-hd ep with no couch gag?
[1:36 AM] pkkao: I think so
[1:36 AM] pkkao: oh yeah this is an o/w/mirkin ep
[1:36 AM] pkkao: love those
[1:37 AM] panther: i like that ny and boston have different clocks
[1:37 AM] kaosbuttplug: bats in tje library so well timed
[1:37 AM] pkkao: haha good catch panth
[1:38 AM] kaosbuttplug: yay st elmos fire
[1:39 AM] pkkao: in 1990
[1:39 AM] kaosbuttplug: haha dr demento
[1:40 AM] pkkao: flying toilet
[1:42 AM] kaosbuttplug: i like tje sign that just says BOB
[1:43 AM] pkkao: what'd it say
[1:43 AM] kaosbuttplug: before the texan became a recurring character so iften
[1:43 AM] kaosbuttplug: shudder
[1:43 AM] panther: why do they talk political issues in front of kids who cant vote?
[1:44 AM] pkkao: cause televised media event
[1:44 AM] kaosbuttplug: more important than COAL?
[1:45 AM] kaosbuttplug: duhhh, stay outta Riverdale!
[1:46 AM] pkkao: c would USUALLY follow
[1:47 AM] pkkao: "good line though"
[1:49 AM] pkkao: whadda victory speech
[1:49 AM] kaosbuttplug: good laff
[1:49 AM] panther: didnt they say grammer hated doing that?
[1:49 AM] pkkao: life in hell cameo
[1:50 AM] panther: mayor terwiggijer
[1:50 AM] panther: oh wow totally forgot about the kindergarten subplot
[1:50 AM] pkkao: hahaha I love the kindergarten thing so much
[1:50 AM] kaosbuttplug: haha flintstones fone
[1:50 AM] panther: well, not really a subplot
[1:52 AM] kaosbuttplug: the gay jokes were gettin too on the nose even this early
[1:52 AM] pkkao: tru
[1:53 AM] kaosbuttplug: hahahaha the bats fucking hell i love that
[1:54 AM] pkkao: EDITORIAL: why not let dead pets vote?
[1:54 AM] kaosbuttplug: humphrey boa gart
[1:54 AM] panther: what were the gay jokes you were referrng to kaos?
[1:54 AM] kaosbuttplug: the smithers one
[1:54 AM] panther: oh, duh
[1:55 AM] kaosbuttplug: hutz!
[1:55 AM] pkkao: hutz: kids help
[1:55 AM] panther: you mean the "choice of lifestyle" quote?
[1:55 AM] pkkao: yes
[1:55 AM] panther: k
[1:55 AM] panther: i deride your truth-handling abilities
[1:56 AM] panther: snyder is white in this ep
[1:56 AM] pkkao: o well
[1:57 AM] pkkao: oh this episode is superbly animated by the way
[1:57 AM] pkkao: haha minimum security prison
[1:57 AM] kaosbuttplug: welp good ep but def tje weakest classic bob
[1:58 AM] pkkao: gleaming is so obv weaker
[1:58 AM] kaosbuttplug: slightly below brother
[1:58 AM] kaosbuttplug: gleamin is top 3
[1:58 AM] panther: I'd put it above Brother
[1:58 AM] pkkao: gleaming doesn't have the dark atmosphere that really makes a bob story a bob story
[1:58 AM] pkkao: frankly this one is a bit lacking in it too compared to the first 3
[1:59 AM] kaosbuttplug: its more of a ridiculous supervillain story but i love it
[1:59 AM] kaosbuttplug: this one does so little wih bob
[2:00 AM] kaosbuttplug: any more?
[2:00 AM] panther: I'm getting tired, but if you want.
[2:01 AM] panther: pkkao?
[2:01 AM] pkkao: feelin' fin
[2:01 AM] pkkao: fine
[2:01 AM] pkkao: drat it rat it
[2:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: slap that randomizer
[2:02 AM] panther: 16
[2:02 AM] panther: thoh
[2:02 AM] pkkao: goodass ep
[2:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: cool
[2:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: fire when ready
[2:02 AM] panther: last one for me
[2:03 AM] pkkao: remind me your thoughts on THE RAVEN
[2:03 AM] panther: eh
[2:03 AM] pkkao: it's the ultimate test of simps opinions
[2:03 AM] pkkao: also goin
[2:03 AM] panther: hang on
[2:04 AM] kaosbuttplug: paused
[2:04 AM] pkkao: kaos opinion on tha raven
[2:04 AM] panther: tough to grt to this one
[2:04 AM] panther: rrrready
[2:05 AM] pkkao: o k
[2:05 AM] kaosbuttplug: clearly the tombstone jokes got better
[2:05 AM] kaosbuttplug: tho i like paul mccartney and disco
[2:06 AM] kaosbuttplug: ACTUAL TREEHOUSE THO
[2:06 AM] pkkao: the last time I watched this was october 26th
[2:06 AM] pkkao: at 9am
[2:06 AM] pkkao: during the thoh marathon
[2:06 AM] pkkao: good times
[2:07 AM] panther: same here
[2:08 AM] pkkao: I love how indifferent the family are to these weird things
[2:09 AM] pkkao: homer with his hands on his head might be AV-worthy
[2:09 AM] pkkao: tho insomnia did it better with another s1 ep I think
[2:09 AM] panther: after the shinning, this might be the scariest segment
[2:10 AM] pkkao: nightmare on evergreen terrace is better than both
[2:10 AM] pkkao: and bart simpson's dracula
[2:10 AM] panther: dracula is meh
[2:10 AM] pkkao: wh!
[2:11 AM] panther: i remember one of the simpsons quizup questions was who sold them this house. answer: mr plute
[2:11 AM] pkkao: yes I remember too
[2:12 AM] panther: they give you this then ask the name of the dog
[2:13 AM] pkkao: sorta had a hunch on that one though, having seen this ep pretty often
[2:13 AM] pkkao: bitchin
[2:13 AM] panther: hungry is best segment
[2:13 AM] pkkao: lmho it's clearly the raven
[2:14 AM] pkkao: ma-ka-bree tale
[2:14 AM] panther: is that Imho or lmho?
[2:14 AM] kaosbuttplug: wh
[2:14 AM] panther: I or L
[2:14 AM] pkkao: up to you
[2:14 AM] panther: different acronyms
[2:15 AM] pkkao: holy moly *eats burger*
[2:15 AM] pkkao: LMHO is nhc-exclusive though
[2:15 AM] kaosbuttplug: radish rosettes
[2:16 AM] pkkao: maggie: *sits there not eating*
[2:17 AM] panther: the pong thing is a joke that gets better with age
[2:17 AM] pkkao: true
[2:17 AM] kaosbuttplug: i like seein a drawn game of pong
[2:17 AM] pkkao: bart raising his hand cracks me up
[2:18 AM] panther: book cover joke is excellent
[2:18 AM] pkkao: overrated
[2:18 AM] panther: they tried to replicate it in a newer ep but it didnt work
[2:18 AM] pkkao: it's only funny toward the end when it's so ridiculous
[2:19 AM] pkkao: yes I remember the best asbestos
[2:19 AM] pkkao: well the full title is NOT the best asbestos
[2:20 AM] pkkao: lol "space dust"
[2:20 AM] kaosbuttplug: time for the raven
[2:20 AM] pkkao: well hang on they're still being dropped off
[2:20 AM] panther: oh the raven
[2:20 AM] panther: boring
[2:20 AM] pkkao: wh!
[2:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: forgottwn lore vol 2
[2:21 AM] pkkao: I love it
[2:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: the animation, god
[2:21 AM] panther: really going to try to enjoy this
[2:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: silverman is a king
[2:22 AM] pkkao: someone on the board suggested they do one of these as the third act of every THOH
[2:22 AM] pkkao: I guess the tone doesn't really match past s2 or 3 but man would it have been amazing to have more of these
[2:22 AM] pkkao: more twilight zone parodies is good too
[2:23 AM] kaosbuttplug: agreed
[2:23 AM] pkkao: oh my god the cask of amontillado on the table
[2:23 AM] kaosbuttplug: JUST noiced that
[2:23 AM] pkkao: god the moment when homer screams
[2:24 AM] pkkao: great clausen cues too
[2:24 AM] kaosbuttplug: dan's theatrics are so good
[2:24 AM] pkkao: lovitz level acting
[2:25 AM] kaosbuttplug: this mustve taken forever to animate
[2:25 AM] pkkao: only one or two backgrounds tho
[2:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: true but the movement
[2:26 AM] pkkao: and all the angles
[2:26 AM] panther: its unique I guess
[2:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: life in hell rabbit spottes
[2:26 AM] pkkao: I think you have to appreciate the poem to appreciate the adaptation
[2:26 AM] pkkao: oh nice
[2:28 AM] pkkao: if you treat it as an ep of the simpsons as many on the board seem to do it might not shape up in humor or anything
[2:28 AM] panther: It is a Simpsons episode. I am treating it as what it is.
[2:29 AM] pkkao: it's something different and as such it's done insanely well
[2:29 AM] pkkao: it's an edgar allan poe story with simpsons characters
[2:29 AM] pkkao: well poem
[2:30 AM] panther: it doesnt have enough of the Simpsons unique flair. It's just telling it and putting the characters in it.
[2:31 AM] pkkao: all of this was imagined by sam simon and david silverman though. the poem itself doesn't establish any of these settings
[2:31 AM] pkkao: if you Gotta have it (TM) re: the classic simpsons subversiveness it's no surprise you're disappointed
[2:31 AM] panther: havent read the poem in a long time, so I'll just have to trust you
[2:32 AM] pkkao: well it's still beautiful either way
[2:32 AM] panther: well yes, I would like it to feature the things I watch the show for
[2:32 AM] pkkao: not every ep needs nonstop laughs though
[2:33 AM] panther: true, but they need other things to make up for it. this just doesnt have much of anything to me
[2:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: visuals tho
[2:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: dans actig
[2:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: atmosphere and narration
[2:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: oh and sone good little jokes
[2:34 AM] panther: not good at catching and appreciating good visuals. what do people consider a good visual? I have trouble figuring it out
[2:34 AM] pkkao: yeah the small attempted jokes all hit
[2:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: that would explain your avs :P
[2:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: i keed i keed
[2:35 AM] panther: oh
[2:35 AM] pkkao: oof
[2:35 AM] panther: i need to think of a new one. or maybe not since I wont post much
[2:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: why less postin
[2:35 AM] pkkao: haven't felt a BURNING need to change mine though I guess soon
[2:36 AM] panther: Just a new phase of my life I guess. other things, other forums
[2:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: what are tjese OTHER FORUMS
[2:36 AM] pkkao: hey nothing wrong with branching out
[2:36 AM] panther: Gateway Redbirds, mostly
[2:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: which isssss
[2:36 AM] panther: st louis cardinals baseball
[2:37 AM] kaosbuttplug: ah
[2:37 AM] kaosbuttplug: what do baseball ppl like to talk about
[2:37 AM] panther: everything to do with baseball
[2:37 AM] kaosbuttplug: revelatory
[2:37 AM] panther: what team do people in mississippi like? youre not really close to any
[2:38 AM] kaosbuttplug: i have no clue. braves i tjink?
[2:38 AM] panther: ah
[2:38 AM] pkkao: my p.e. teacher last year was a huge baseball junkie so I know what it's like
[2:38 AM] panther: i also dont really feel like I fit in at nhc anymore
[2:39 AM] kaosbuttplug: well dont disappear altogether even if ya post less
[2:39 AM] kaosbuttplug: i think alot of folks would miss ya
[2:39 AM] panther: like Im not one of the Kool Kats, such as handy, torm, etc, but Im not really one of the Easy Targers either, e.g. snowpit, blood
[2:40 AM] kaosbuttplug: KOOL KATS
[2:40 AM] pkkao: was there anyone after blood[ysimpsonschibi]
[2:40 AM] kaosbuttplug: yknow you dont have to compartmentalize or overthink your place on the board
[2:40 AM] panther: yes. "I feel caught in the middle."
[2:41 AM] pkkao: cause it cuts off after bsc
[2:41 AM] panther: I know. Im just sensitive to how people see me
[2:41 AM] kaosbuttplug: youre a good dude, dont overthink it
[2:41 AM] pkkao: agree
[2:41 AM] kaosbuttplug: i get how that is tho
[2:41 AM] kaosbuttplug: and if a KOOL KAT can say that it must be true!
[2:42 AM] panther: like Ive made some mistakes I feel Im never going to get over on the board
[2:42 AM] kaosbuttplug: such as?
[2:42 AM] pkkao: eh that's how I felt about a bunch of controversies I fell into
[2:42 AM] pkkao: but they go away eventually
[2:42 AM] panther: address thing and poop thing
[2:42 AM] pkkao: that's how the board works
[2:42 AM] kaosbuttplug: well ppl will make fun but its playful
[2:43 AM] kaosbuttplug: im gettin poked at for my casual sex views but eh
[2:43 AM] panther: meant to look at that thread
[2:43 AM] kaosbuttplug: not my fault im better than everyone else
[2:43 AM] panther: will later
[2:43 AM] pkkao: yeah how is that thread doing
[2:43 AM] kaosbuttplug: not movin as fast as i thought
[2:44 AM] pkkao: aw
[2:44 AM] kaosbuttplug: box elder's post bails my feelins tho
[2:44 AM] kaosbuttplug: figures the real adult gets it!!
[2:44 AM] kaosbuttplug: nails*
[2:44 AM] kaosbuttplug: MOBILE
[2:45 AM] kaosbuttplug: pkkao whats your favorite vidya game
[2:46 AM] pkkao: why dose the "have you ever tasted your own cum" thread always get bumped as soon as it's about to leave pg 1 of the FFA
[2:46 AM] pkkao: dunno what's your favorite album]
[2:46 AM] kaosbuttplug: well played
[2:49 AM] kaosbuttplug: pkkao have u ever tastes your own jizzle
[2:50 AM] pkkao: no
[2:50 AM] pkkao: tasted my own piss tho
[2:50 AM] panther: weak
[2:50 AM] kaosbuttplug: why
[2:50 AM] pkkao: to earn the coveted HUMAN BADGE
[2:50 AM] panther: apparently its good for you
[2:50 AM] pkkao: well it's sterile so
[2:50 AM] kaosbuttplug: tastes p bad tho
[2:50 AM] panther: it does
[2:51 AM] kaosbuttplug: gotta mix it with KOOLAID or somethin
[2:51 AM] kaosbuttplug: would still take piss over dr pepper
[2:51 AM] pkkao: aftertaste sux but otherwise it's okay
[2:51 AM] panther: my dad hates dr pepper too. its just like other sodas
[2:52 AM] pkkao: panth SIMPS related question
[2:52 AM] kaosbuttplug: torm's description of "cold spit" is pretty accurate
[2:52 AM] panther: k
[2:52 AM] kaosbuttplug: tho i find tjeres some irony blood taste too
[2:52 AM] pkkao: back when you were last somewhat active in noiseland, what was the general consensus on the classic ep POLITICALLY INEPT
[2:52 AM] kaosbuttplug: dr pepper tastes like the blood from a loose tooth mixed w saliva
[2:53 AM] pkkao: cause I swear insanity pepper took over the board with his politically inept hate
[2:53 AM] panther: i figured it was always considered one of the worst of the season
[2:53 AM] pkkao: it's pretty common on worst episode ever lists now
[2:53 AM] panther: he hates more than everyone else I think
[2:53 AM] panther: hates it
[2:53 AM] pkkao: more common than bart-mangled banner, kill the alligator, and greatest story ever d'ohed I'd say
[2:53 AM] kaosbuttplug: insanity pepper has mostly awful opinions but thay one is fair
[2:54 AM] pkkao: yeah it obviously sucks but not bottom 10
[2:54 AM] pkkao: nah
[2:54 AM] panther: oy its almost 3 am
[2:55 AM] pkkao: how did paddlin get a picture of matt groaning's home
[2:55 AM] panther: internet probly
[2:55 AM] pkkao: seems like a paddlin thing to do
[2:57 AM] pkkao: so it's almost 3 am here
[2:57 AM] panther: liar
[2:57 AM] pkkao: NOT a big deal
[2:58 AM] panther: unless youve visited somewhere in cst
[2:58 AM] pkkao: yeah I'm in the great state of texas
[2:58 AM] panther: ewwww
[2:58 AM] pkkao: o
[2:58 AM] kaosbuttplug: DEEP south
[2:58 AM] panther: where in texas?
[2:58 AM] pkkao: dallas area
[2:58 AM] kaosbuttplug: how many ppl have told u to squeal like a pig
[2:59 AM] pkkao: staying near a resort called GAYLORD
[2:59 AM] panther: im at my kansas home, so we're not TOO far apart
[2:59 AM] pkkao: is there any TCing better than TCing from a hotel balcony you got from a free upgrade
[3:01 AM] kaosbuttplug: maybe
[3:01 AM] kaosbuttplug: tcing while getting a blumpkin
[3:01 AM] panther: i am unaware of this slang term
[3:02 AM] pkkao: blumpkin. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
[3:02 AM] panther: oh my
[3:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: thnx urbn dictonary
[3:02 AM] pkkao: the joke's there if anyone wants to make it
[3:02 AM] panther: yeah that site helps me out a lot
[3:02 AM] kaosbuttplug: diversity blumpkin
[3:04 AM] panther: you appear to have lost interest in our word game, pkkao
[3:04 AM] pkkao: not in texas
[3:05 AM] panther: oh
[3:05 AM] pkkao: the chat function is really juicy though
[3:05 AM] pkkao: definitely not giving that up
[3:06 AM] kaosbuttplug: burp
[3:06 AM] kaosbuttplug: boing
[3:06 AM] panther: i wish that tsto forum was more active
[3:06 AM] pkkao: which one
[3:06 AM] kaosbuttplug: i wonder if xaiv has seen me tellin him to quit whinin yet
[3:06 AM] panther: the one you and I are on
[3:06 AM] pkkao: did not know you were on this forum
[3:06 AM] panther: yes I am
[3:06 AM] pkkao: interesting development
[3:06 AM] kaosbuttplug: been waiting all night. hate to call out the ones i love but
[3:07 AM] pkkao: xaiv pulled a real pkkao recently
[3:07 AM] kaosbuttplug: what is tsto
[3:07 AM] pkkao: don't blame ya
[3:07 AM] panther: the simpsons tapped out
[3:07 AM] kaosbuttplug: he has become so angry its odd
[3:07 AM] pkkao: who are you panther
[3:08 AM] kaosbuttplug: he waa the chillest dude too
[3:08 AM] panther: the only new poster on the site
[3:08 AM] panther: what happened to xaiv?
[3:08 AM] pkkao: oh I think I saw one with perfect grammar lately
[3:08 AM] pkkao: will go through the ARCHIVES and check
[3:08 AM] pkkao: xaiv mostly just comes in to talk about how terrible the board is now
[3:08 AM] pkkao: and then he leaves
[3:08 AM] pkkao: classic xaiv.
[3:08 AM] kaosbuttplug: xaiv has been spouting bad arguments and complaining lately
[3:09 AM] panther: yeah, I noticed him changing awhile back
[3:09 AM] panther: in here or on the forum?
[3:09 AM] pkkao: oh yeah and he's fussing over pbf & friends
[3:09 AM] kaosbuttplug: like in the hitler ice cream tjread eesh
[3:09 AM] pkkao: has xaiv been in here lately? don't think so
[3:09 AM] panther: thought thats what you meant by comes in
[3:09 AM] kaosbuttplug: i didnt peg him a PC GONE MAD type and i hope im wrong to assune it now cuz that would suck
[3:10 AM] panther: have you figured out who I am yet?
[3:11 AM] panther: I wanted to wait longer to tell you but it seems it would take forever to post a significant amount on there
[3:11 AM] pkkao: dude are you @MojoTheHelperMonkey
[3:11 AM] pkkao: because if so that's a ghastly username
[3:11 AM] panther: yessir
[3:11 AM] panther: o
[3:11 AM] pkkao: D'ohADeerAFemaleDeer level username
[3:11 AM] panther: o
[3:11 AM] kaosbuttplug: hehe
[3:11 AM] panther: I couldnt think of anything
[3:12 AM] pkkao: I went with the rejected simps ref username I almost did on here
[3:12 AM] pkkao: @frinkahedron
[3:12 AM] panther: And I HELP people by visiting here
[3:12 AM] panther: them i mean
[3:12 AM] panther: we already have a frinkahedron anyway
[3:12 AM] pkkao: tru
[3:13 AM] pkkao: cycling through old AVs on that forum for now. might be a good place to do test runs on new potential AVs
[3:13 AM] panther: i like my av there. its cute
[3:13 AM] pkkao: I know the user @kaine uses the official EA boards
[3:13 AM] pkkao: and all the blogs have their own communities in the comments section
[3:13 AM] panther: is that more active?
[3:14 AM] pkkao: I dunno I rarely use the official EA baords
[3:14 AM] pkkao: except for occasional troubleshooting
[3:14 AM] pkkao: I guess the only benefit is there are help guys there once in a while
[3:14 AM] panther: how do people get all those badges there?
[3:14 AM] pkkao: still amuses me that @solar dragon the founder of wikisimpsons is friends with j. stewart burns on clash of clans
[3:15 AM] pkkao: so if he wants new episode info he just messages him
[3:15 AM] pkkao: I dunno post in certain threads or whatever
[3:15 AM] pkkao: frankly I'm not sure how I got my single one
[3:15 AM] pkkao: couldn't really care less about them though so
[3:16 AM] panther: i wanted the name Mojo but it was taken.
[3:16 AM] panther: i see nothing wrong with my current one
[3:16 AM] kaosbuttplug: clunky
[3:17 AM] panther: wouldve picked stupid lisa garbage face but it was too long
[3:18 AM] kaosbuttplug: tbh im already sick of resort smithers. funny fir like a week
[3:18 AM] pkkao: oof
[3:18 AM] pkkao: could probably transcend the simps if you had it for long enough
[3:19 AM] kaosbuttplug: i feel like a gimmick account
[3:19 AM] kaosbuttplug: maybeee and icant change it inmediately so we will see
[3:19 AM] kaosbuttplug: i dont HATE it but it feels like a tc joke that went tio far
[3:19 AM] pkkao: maybe
[3:20 AM] kaosbuttplug: like when i nearly took over box's account
[3:20 AM] panther: wait whaa?
[3:20 AM] kaosbuttplug: that woulda been stupid
[3:20 AM] pkkao: oh yeah I remember this
[3:20 AM] kaosbuttplug: me and box traded pws and were gonna post as one another
[3:21 AM] panther: wtf
[3:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: i decided not to as it was a in the monent tc thing
[3:21 AM] panther: hey pkkao wanna trade passwords
[3:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: mind u this was before the mr black fiasco
[3:21 AM] kaosbuttplug: wouldnt dare do it now
[3:22 AM] pkkao: gimme ! 1aloo
[3:22 AM] pkkao: you can have hweivmzsvewar
[3:22 AM] panther: buchheit14 I think
[3:22 AM] kaosbuttplug: whoa
[3:23 AM] panther: whoa what?
[3:24 AM] kaosbuttplug: did u post your for real pw
[3:24 AM] panther: for ! 1aloo yes
[3:24 AM] kaosbuttplug: what is that
[3:24 AM] panther: i only used because i couldnt view general stats as FP
[3:25 AM] panther: its a username
[3:25 AM] panther: first on the member list
[3:25 AM] pkkao: how did you know it'd be the first on the list
[3:25 AM] panther: because i looked at the list and picked one that would be before ! 1hDomenhicDaltona or whatever
[3:26 AM] kaosbuttplug: whyd u wanr it to be first
[3:26 AM] panther: dunno
[3:27 AM] panther: did you try the pw pkkao?
[3:27 AM] pkkao: about to
[3:28 AM] panther: it used to be my regular pw, but I changed it awhile back
[3:29 AM] pkkao: mine used to be my name and a few other things
[3:29 AM] pkkao: but it's been changed too for MAXIMUM SECURITY
[3:29 AM] pkkao: yep @! 1aloo is now online
[3:30 AM] panther: post to your hearts content
[3:30 AM] pkkao: you were tagged in the thread SIMPSONS QUIZ TENNIS by the user @bubsy3dfangirl
[3:30 AM] pkkao: ...yep
[3:30 AM] panther: oh
[3:30 AM] kaosbuttplug: huh
[3:32 AM] panther: kaos have you and box since changed your passwords?
[3:32 AM] kaosbuttplug: no
[3:32 AM] panther: oh
[3:32 AM] kaosbuttplug: at leat i havent
[3:33 AM] kaosbuttplug: box i cant say
[3:33 AM] panther: i didnt know he was here for the mr black thing
[3:34 AM] panther: ok I really need to get to bed
[3:34 AM] panther: so see ya
[3:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: hes a weirdo in the shadows
[3:34 AM] kaosbuttplug: later
[3:34 AM] panther left the room.
[3:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: welp kinna late so ima fuck off. have yerself a HOTEL WANK or soemthin
[3:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: 5
[3:35 AM] kaosbuttplug: 4
[3:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: 3
[3:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: 2
[3:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: 1
[3:36 AM] kaosbuttplug: poof
[3:36 AM] kaosbuttplug left the room.