AMA Answers

> how did i miss the matt ama ;-;
Fuck would I know fam

> do you own a gameboy
yeah I do

> have you ever set fire to something by accident
not by accident, all intentional

>have you ever been arrested
no

> do you own a gameboy advanced sp
yes

> do you believe that finland exists
yeah?

> do you think that finland is a fake state created in conjuction with japan and russia
no??

> why do you hate poland
Because one of my hitler mods on a server is polish

> have you ever been to oregon
nope

> why do you think that the illuminati is based in oregon
because of the oregen trail

> do you have the dual play adapter cable for gameboy advanced sp
nope

> have you accidentally set fire to multiple things at once
no

> which pokemon game is your favourite and why is it pokemon blue
its not its HGSS

> fire, water, or grass starter
Fire

> have you ever been convicted of treason
no

> have you ever regretted this ama
no

> are you willing to ship the dual play cable to me
no

> which country do you live in
Philippines

> do you have 7/11 there
yeah

> have you ever considered purchasing a big gulp and why did you end up buying 3
nope

> have you ever been to a rave
nope

>what is the most amount of alcohol you have consumed in one sitting
I have never drunk alcohol actually.

> have you ever consumed something over 50% alcohol
previous answer

> do you think 9 volt batteries are better than aaa? or vice versa
ofc

> which one would you shove up your ass if given the chance
9 volts I guess

> do you own a wii
I do but it doesn't work anymore =(

> have you ever tried jerking off using the internet channel on the wii
the fuck

> have you ever tried eating a wii remote
unless that's the name of faraz's girl, nope

> have you ever attempted to shove your dick into a mario kart disc
nope

> how much are you willing to pay for shipping for that dual play cable
0

> how many parties have you attended
...0

> what is the dumbest thing you have ever witnessed at a party
I didn't attend this, but my friend jumped on a table drank a whole bottle, everyone cheered but then once he finished it he said its water, got only a few laughs sadly but I found it funny.

> will you answer all the questions in this ama
I'll try to

> why are you having an affair with matt
I'm not tho

> are you related to genghis khan
nope

> do you think this was a mistake
I think I was a mistake =(

> thoughts on my ass?
It's pretty tight faraz

> favourite colour?
Orange

> what is the best country in the world and why is it Canada?
Because snow beaners are nice people

> why are you such a disappointment
Ask my parents

> what are you most disappointed about yourself
lack of self-confidence I guess, but I hate myself so there's a lot of disappointment lol

> what do you regret doing in your life
existing

> what are your greatest strengths and weaknesses?
my hair, everything else is a weakness/fault.

> what is the most significant thing you have done in your life?
I almost killed myself, didn't go through with it

> do you have any future plans or are you a fucking wasteman
wasteman for life

> why are you so fucking cringy
=(

> what is your background like
Default mac background

> why are you so lazy
no motivation to do anything really

> why do you take so many L's and not do anything about it
I try man =(

> can you do anything useful
Probably not

> Do you have any talents
noice meme

> Any hobbies
I like jerking off, games, music, reading, badminton and self-depricating

> Do you guys really think Liam isn't worth the carbon he's mad out of?
you're worth everything bby ;)

> what do you fear the most
Fucking cockroaches man

> what do you want to change in your life
I'd like to stop hating myself

> what do people think of you
I think most people probs hate me

> what are people's first impression about you
ha, look at this fucking weeb

> Who do yo guys want off the server the most
Applesauce

> Ethernet or Wifi
Ethernet

> You can only rescue one of each of the following, which do you save? Why? explain your reasoning
a) A child or an adult
b) A stranger or your dog
c) Hitler or Stalin
d) Your spouse or a famous actor/actress of your choice
e) Your friend or your ability to move
f) Your entire family or the entire canine species
g) A bottle with the cure for cancer or your brother
h) A trillion dollars or the last surviving animal of an endangered species

I'd probably pick either my spouse or my dog, its a tough call tho I'd love both