Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Drinking Game

Drink Whenever

-Someone says “King” or “Steward”

-Aragorn, Gandalf, Eowyn, or absolutely anyone do something unspeakably badass. I’ll leave this one to your discretion.

-Someone says “Gondor” or Rohan”

-Denethor acts crazy.

-Someone Unsheathes a sword.

-Gimli and Legolas count kills.

-The Ring tortures the BEJEEZUS out of Frodo

-Anyone ASIDE from Frodo looks all tormented and angsty.

-Sam does something heroic.

-Take one small sip for each orc death shown on screen during the Battle of Minas Tirith and the Battle of Pelennor Fields.

-Chug if a major character dies.

-A long pan occurs over pretty scenery. Chug once for Gandalf’s ride through Gondor. We’re not trying to kill you.

-Chug once for every time you thought the movie was going to end when you first saw it… but then it didn’t.