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  2. 3:32 PM - Friend_Computer: // GAME START
  3. 3:32 PM - Friend_Computer In the trading vessel you resume your arguements with the navigator
  4. 3:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: So.
  5. 3:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Riggghhhttt.
  6. 3:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: right, where were we?
  7. 3:32 PM - Friend_Computer: "You should've told me it was covered in a warpstorm before we started this bargain! There is no possible way to go through that."
  8. 3:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Mart, lets go check on the techpriest below deck, hm?
  9. 3:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: So what you're telling me is that you're not competent enough.
  10. 3:33 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i'm already downstairs, but come down and help
  11. 3:33 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: okay weiss!
  12. 3:33 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: he nearly killed me earlier!
  13. 3:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 goes after Mart.
  14. 3:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: "No possible way" does not exist in my dictionary, Navigator.
  15. 3:34 PM - Friend_Computer: fhtagn
  16. 3:34 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Deus, help the man if you would do so kindly. Or at least send me data so I can help. Somehow.
  17. 3:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now then. What would we face if you were to try and get us through a warp storm?
  18. 3:38 PM - Friend_Computer: "Enternal hell itself for one, it is a myriad of chaos that cannot be navigated at all!"
  19. 3:38 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: //Am I late?
  20. 3:38 PM - Friend_Computer Harr enters from the restroom after performing hygiene rituals! The cats appear to be less covered in gas now
  21. 3:38 PM - Friend_Computer: // Nupe
  22. 3:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shouts from below deck
  23. 3:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now that doesn't sound too bad.
  24. 3:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i've unleashed eternal hell several times!
  25. 3:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'm sure my squad and me can get us through that no problem.
  26. 3:39 PM - Friend_Computer: 'You don't understand the problem of it, we would instantly be destroyed from the daemons!"
  27. 3:39 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I say
  28. 3:39 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: We say hello
  29. 3:40 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...very well. You disappoint, so far. Are there alternate paths around a warp storm?
  30. 3:40 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I've been to hell. if they're the Metal men with plasma staves they cant be that bad there.
  31. 3:40 PM - Friend_Computer: "There is no way around it until it clears, there are rumours that they have tried getting through back in the dark age of technology but those should be dismissed."
  32. 3:40 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //wrong button, reinvite
  33. 3:41 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What if we killed the daemons?
  34. 3:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Rumors?
  35. 3:41 PM - Friend_Computer: "There are infinite amounts of them, there is no way to get through it."
  36. 3:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 's eye twitches - not that you could notice, considering that she's wearing a gas mask. She snaps out of her 'moment', though.
  37. 3:41 PM - Friend_Computer: "The warp itself is dangerous without a navigator like myself or a gellar field for that manner"
  38. 3:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: There is no way through it?!
  39. 3:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 smashes her fist against a nearby wall.
  40. 3:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'M KNOWN FOR MAKING WAYS WHERE THERE ARE NONE.
  41. 3:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shouts up
  42. 3:42 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What if we had an infinite supply of bullets?
  43. 3:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i'm known for causes unending trouble in places there shouldnt be!
  44. 3:42 PM - Friend_Computer: "You can't kill them either."
  45. 3:43 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Outrun them?
  46. 3:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I don't need to kill them.
  47. 3:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Mutilating them enough to keep them from following us shall suffice.
  48. 3:44 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "I vote we. Bring them in to help us. The R&D folks summon them from time to time, how bad can they be?"
  49. 3:44 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Look, I don't think your plushie counts as daemon.
  50. 3:44 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // well me and cross are fucked
  51. 3:44 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Does anyone even know what the daemons look like?
  52. 3:44 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // tru dat
  53. 3:45 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: //What happened to you?
  54. 3:46 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // we tried to kill eachover
  55. 3:46 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // my spider is trying to burrow into cross
  56. 3:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Computer, y u keep crashing?
  57. 3:48 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Alright, Nav. Do you have any other suggestions that could get us reasonably close to our destination?
  58. 3:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // Not crashing
  59. 3:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // Dealing with fuckton of secret
  60. 3:48 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //harr you keep crashing
  61. 3:49 PM - Friend_Computer: "We could take a warpjump to get near the system but that accomplishes nothing"
  62. 3:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: What would be necessary to convince you to try and get us through the storm?
  63. 3:51 PM - Friend_Computer: "Nothing, its pure suicide."
  64. 3:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 grits her teeth. AUDIBLY.
  65. 3:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I...see...
  66. 3:51 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: How do you know people die when they go through?
  67. 3:52 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Or try to go through?
  68. 3:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "The Techpriest is being difficult."
  69. 3:53 PM - Friend_Computer You hear an explosion at the otherside of the ship!
  70. 3:53 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 sighs
  71. 3:53 PM - Friend_Computer Alarms go off everywhere in the ship, something about hull breach and unknown ship collision..
  72. 3:54 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF THAT!
  73. 3:54 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //WHY WONT YOU DIE CROSS
  74. 3:55 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I KEEP THROWING GRENADES AT YOU
  75. 3:55 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // AND YOU WONT DIE
  76. 3:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // Eeyup
  77. 3:55 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // my spider eats them :P
  78. 3:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks around and whistles nonchalantly.
  79. 3:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // then he projectile vomits grenade into you
  80. 3:55 PM - Friend_Computer Harr whistles! It is a calming tune.
  81. 3:56 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Someone check the bloody cargo bay, I'm busy!
  82. 3:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 continues whistling.
  83. 3:57 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // CROSS YOU MOTHER FUCK DAMN YOU
  84. 3:58 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // This is funny.
  85. 3:58 PM - Friend_Computer: // Indeed
  86. 3:58 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Why don't you try something that isn't a grenade?
  87. 3:59 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I did.
  88. 3:59 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // we are hand to hand fighting now that fucker killed my spider :/
  89. 3:59 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I shot his spider and destroyed it
  90. 3:59 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // and my laser pistol
  91. 3:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //did the private chat die?
  92. 3:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 runs back to the Navigator, shoves a map up into his face and points on a planet marked on it.
  93. 4:00 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // you do realise a ship collided with yours right?
  94. 4:00 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //You do realise Will generally doesn't give a flying fuck?
  95. 4:00 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks over the navigator's shoulder at the map.
  96. 4:00 PM - Friend_Computer: ":U"
  97. 4:00 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Can you get us to this planet?
  98. 4:00 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Meh.
  99. 4:00 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // muahahahah i fucked you up cross
  100. 4:01 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I fucked your spider up.
  101. 4:01 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // im going to do horrible horrible things to you
  102. 4:01 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // FUCK YOU I LOVED THAT SPIDER
  103. 4:01 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //wait. What spider.
  104. 4:01 PM - Friend_Computer: "Alright then I shall take you there."
  105. 4:01 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // not anymore haha
  106. 4:02 PM - Friend_Computer: // Ste obtained a spider of his own
  107. 4:02 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // cross im going to horrible torture you
  108. 4:02 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // i will fucking eat your orgains
  109. 4:02 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // and lost it
  110. 4:02 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // so fuckign angry
  111. 4:02 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // my eyeballs seem to be popped
  112. 4:02 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //would you stop with the OOC threats. if you are going to threaten people, do it in chat
  113. 4:03 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // we are not with everyone else
  114. 4:03 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //then PM each other
  115. 4:04 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Will, ma'am, it appears as if there's a shuttle lodged in the cargo bay's doors.
  116. 4:04 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: There are a couple guys fighting inside it. Should I take action?
  117. 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: MY JIMMIES
  118. 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ARE RUSTLED
  119. 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 kicks the ship lodged int our ship out
  120. 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 literally kicks it out of our shit
  121. 4:05 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // if you get a 1....
  122. 4:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Mart. Take care of that thing lodged in our hull by any means necessary as long as it does not destroy our own craft.
  123. 4:07 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly deus reveals himself in a spectacular manner! Scaring will to almost death
  124. 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer He was on will's shoulder the entire time
  125. 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss begins screaming at the PDC!
  126. 4:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 recoils and aims her arm cannon at Deus.
  127. 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer: Weiss: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
  128. 4:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.
  129. 4:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: WHAT'S WRONG?!
  130. 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer: He mumbles something about his arm being crushed by an insane techpriest
  131. 4:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // crashed again.
  132. 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: YOU HAVE
  133. 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: RUSTLED
  134. 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: MY JIMMIES
  135. 4:10 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // brb i have a important phone call
  136. 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 kicks the lodged spaceship out, as stated earlier
  137. 4:11 PM - Friend_Computer Both weiss and mart arrive at the bridge of the ship
  138. 4:11 PM - Friend_Computer Mart then walks to the cargo bay to kick a spaceship that was lodged out apparently
  139. 4:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Soooooo.
  140. 4:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: What happened to the Techpriest?
  141. 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
  142. 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: tried to cut off his arm
  143. 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so techpriest
  144. 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: snapped his arm
  145. 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: like a twig
  146. 4:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Where is Techpriest?
  147. 4:12 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 is still on the ground
  148. 4:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hold on a sec- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
  149. 4:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 kicks the ship out
  150. 4:12 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Stands back up, and begins to construct his NEW ROBOT ARM from the scrap he has.
  151. 4:13 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Mart, can I get a bit of Mithril to reinforce this thing with?
  152. 4:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: People.
  153. 4:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: The Techpriest.
  154. 4:13 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
  155. 4:13 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i cannae
  156. 4:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Where have you left that guy?
  157. 4:13 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: exactly where we found him
  158. 4:14 PM - Friend_Computer Mart attempts to kick the ship out to no avail in the other room (cargo bay)
  159. 4:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 wanders off to the engine room, but kicks the lodged-in space ship-can-thing as well on her way past the cargo bay.
  160. 4:15 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss cuts the broken arm off!
  161. 4:16 PM - Friend_Computer His robospider begins a mysterious construction.. whilst weiss begins to bleed out
  162. 4:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  163. 4:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 sits down and helps Deus with his Mysterious construction
  164. 4:18 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss tries to help with the construction however his only one arm doesn't do much
  165. 4:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Keeps tabs on the pool of blood surrounding him and urges Deus to hurry a bit
  166. 4:19 PM - Friend_Computer Deus has finished! A mechanical arm made out all of the organs that the cyborg had
  167. 4:20 PM - Friend_Computer Well not ALL of them
  168. 4:20 PM - Friend_Computer But most of them, for example the heart is used to push oil to lubricate the moving parts
  169. 4:20 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss now has a zombie borg arm! It is attached without problem other than screams of pain and partially melted flesh from the flamethrower welding
  170. 4:21 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 gritting his teeth stands up
  171. 4:21 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I no longer have arms of my own. Wunderbar.
  172. 4:21 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 radios: "Weiss, why the fuck did you intend to cut off this techpriest's arm?"
  173. 4:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 wanders back up to the bridge
  174. 4:21 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "Anger."
  175. 4:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Hey Weiss.
  176. 4:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: "I see. We will talk about this. Later."
  177. 4:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Nice looking arm, there.
  178. 4:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // *thar
  179. 4:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Alright, I gotta go watch my baby sister for a few minutes. ILL BE BACH.
  180. 4:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "He ain't AC. Why should I give a damn about his Safety."
  181. 4:26 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: "He's necessary for us to get away from this place."
  182. 4:31 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //did I crash?
  183. 4:33 PM - Friend_Computer The ship's VOX unit broadcasts a message to you all!
  184. 4:33 PM - Friend_Computer: This is Will. I'd also like to point out that any further damage to the ship is to be avoided at all costs. do NOT attack the Tech Priest or his bodyguards. They will repair damages aboard the ship and everyone is asked to assist them as much as possible. If I receive reports of unwarranted violence against the craft or the tech priest, you WILL be ERASED by MY OWN HANDS if need be."
  185. 4:36 PM - Friend_Computer: // Surprised weiss isn't secreting
  186. 4:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Homestuck-ing
  187. 4:41 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //...
  188. 4:44 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 wanders around
  189. 4:45 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss walks into a wall
  190. 4:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 stands back up and goes off to break into a nearby vending machine
  191. 4:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes back to the cargo bay to see what's taking Mart so long.
  192. 4:47 PM - Friend_Computer: // Afk once again, proceed to OOC muse and troll.
  193. 4:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
  194. 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
  195. 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // AND I FEEEEEEEELLLL FINE
  196. 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // TO THE POINT WHERE I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD SET THE STATUS QUO IF I PUT POISON IN THE WATER MAIN
  197. 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: BUT IT'S PLAIN TO SEE THE EVIL INSIDE OF ME
  198. 4:51 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // dom afk ?
  199. 4:52 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Aye.
  200. 4:56 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //god damn it
  201. 4:59 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //to FLT !
  202. 5:04 PM - Friend_Computer: // I return
  203. 5:04 PM - Friend_Computer: // In short fashion
  204. 5:04 PM - Friend_Computer: // Because tree.
  205. Cross-R-DMX-4 entered chat.
  206. Cross-R-DMX-4 left chat.
  207. 5:07 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //and then there were four
  208. 5:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // five
  209. 5:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Ugh. Motivation...waning...
  210. 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer: // MOTIVATE HARDER
  211. 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer The ships speakers blare out loudly
  212. 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer: "Warp jump commencing in five, hold onto something."
  213. 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer You all feel a wave of nausea and the world around you disappears and reappears rapidly
  214. 5:09 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 holds onto something.
  215. 5:09 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "The fuckkkk was that..."
  216. 5:09 PM - Friend_Computer Before the jump could commence something latched on!
  217. 5:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Da heck?
  218. 5:10 PM - Friend_Computer At the cargo bay windows you can see another ship... No thats just a clone pod with ste
  219. 5:10 PM - Friend_Computer A three part launch system rapidly falls off, ste appears to be mutated slightly after the jump.
  220. 5:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: MUTANT!!!
  221. 5:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: WHAT THE FUCK?!
  222. 5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  223. 5:11 PM - Friend_Computer Rather there is a green glow within the pod
  224. 5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  225. 5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 goes to investigate.
  226. 5:11 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss runs to the cargo bay!
  227. 5:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 brings out powersword and plasma pistol and follow Weiss.
  228. 5:12 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: // fuck sake
  229. 5:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // *follows
  230. 5:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: // ihave no idea whats going on
  231. 5:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Neither do I.
  232. 5:12 PM - Friend_Computer The pod inserts a ste in via teleport!
  233. 5:12 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 prepares his Scythe
  234. 5:12 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: fuck
  235. 5:12 PM - Friend_Computer Ste wakes up and is completely clone
  236. 5:12 PM - Friend_Computer the green glow in the pod disappears after the teleport?
  237. 5:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 rushes past on her way to the bridge.
  238. 5:14 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: its so good to have limbs again
  239. 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 looks at his robotic arms.
  240. 5:14 PM - Friend_Computer: // :OOOOO
  241. 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Anyway.
  242. 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Shaddup
  243. 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //your not Zacty
  244. 5:14 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: // ?
  245. 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: // :|
  246. 5:14 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss's robotic arm (strife specibus) is a construct of various organs and mechanical parts
  247. 5:15 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: // i miss my spider :(
  248. 5:15 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Now then. How the hell did you get here?
  249. 5:15 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: drop pod
  250. 5:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Everyone
  251. 5:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: look out windows
  252. 5:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: now
  253. 5:16 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4 looks at wall
  254. 5:16 PM - Friend_Computer Ste looks at the wall with a grim demeanour! The wall does not move.
  255. 5:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks out the windows with nonchalant ease.
  256. 5:18 PM - Friend_Computer: // Also for future reference my muscle memory has been fracky as hell today, or my brain eitherway. So do not expect perfect explainations or grammar or anything for that manner.
  257. 5:18 PM - Friend_Computer: // REDUNDANCY HO!
  258. 5:19 PM - Friend_Computer Outside the window you see the cold depths of black void that you cannot describe
  259. 5:19 PM - Friend_Computer Within it in the distance are glowie colors of death
  260. 5:19 PM - Friend_Computer Closer are balls of rock and other materials..?
  261. 5:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I have a sneaking suspicion we're all going to die.
  262. 5:20 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Yeah, probably.
  263. 5:20 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Should we join hands and sing some songs while we wait?
  264. 5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
  265. 5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //what exaclty is the state of the union
  266. 5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i havent any idea what is going on
  267. 5:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: //Well, I'm pretty sure they won the Civil War.
  268. 5:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // But Lincoln got assassinated for it.
  269. 5:21 PM - Friend_Computer: // I am confuzzled
  270. 5:21 PM - Friend_Computer: // what are you talking bout
  271. 5:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // The Union.
  272. 5:23 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "Will...plans?"
  273. 5:23 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 radios: "Working on 'em."
  274. 5:23 PM - Friend_Computer In the middle of the bridge a hologram of the "system" appears, showing you the primary planet named "Hyakinthos Lycus".
  275. 5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  276. 5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I saw we go exploring.
  277. 5:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Ooooohhhhhhhh, glowy.
  278. 5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: say*
  279. 5:24 PM - Friend_Computer It appears to be a large desert planet famous for rare goods production, primarily a species herd animal that are only found in deserts and are hard to breed.
  280. 5:24 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well, this is where we are. The planet's currently being raided by orks. That's a pretty good indication of either great wealth or great combat there.
  281. 5:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 waves hand through hologram.
  282. 5:24 PM - Friend_Computer In the orbit of it appears to be contacts of OTHER SHIPS with hostile markings
  283. 5:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: lets go
  284. 5:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: kill orcs!~
  285. 5:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Either works as long as we find AA guns.
  286. 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: LETS
  287. 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: RAID ANOTHER SHIP
  288. 5:25 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Hold on
  289. 5:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Anyone got anymore hallucegenic gas?
  290. 5:25 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: As of now, the orks outgun us.
  291. 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I proclaim myself master and commander of the seven seas
  292. 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: not in melee
  293. 5:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...that's stopped us before?
  294. 5:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Mart, we're in space.
  295. 5:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 looks at Harr
  296. 5:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Over a desert planet.
  297. 5:26 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Space? What is...Space?
  298. 5:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: Archie, could you run a full diagnostics of this ships specs please?
  299. 5:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I'm not even entirely sure what a sea is.
  300. 5:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 throws CODEC OF SPACE JARGON at Weiss.
  301. 5:27 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 catches and reads
  302. 5:28 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes to see who's driving this hunk of junk.
  303. 5:29 PM - Friend_Computer A skeleton crew of servitors and the navigator
  304. 5:32 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 sits in a chair, kicks his feet up, and says, "Which one of you strags has any ideas about what we should do about these orks?"
  305. 5:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I'm going to steal their Squiggoth.
  306. 5:33 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Now that thar sounds like a hoopy plan. I'm in.
  307. 5:34 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we should kill them
  308. 5:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: But they're adorable.
  309. 5:35 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Maybe we should sass up their leader?
  310. 5:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Weiss, can you come up with something that looks like a shuttle - but actually isn't? Still's gotta have some measure of space inside so that we can fit a distress beacon in it.
  311. 5:36 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss runs off to the cargo bay and begins a mysterious construction!
  312. 5:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: This will blow up I just fucking know it...
  313. 5:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: It's not meant to be permanent, it's meant to be a distraction.
  314. 5:37 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //inb4 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TemptingFate
  315. 5:37 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What happened to that experimental plasma tech?
  316. 5:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: THAT'S OUR BOOTY.
  317. 5:37 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: This will take awhile.
  318. 5:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: TOUCH OUR BOOTY AND DIE.
  319. 5:37 PM - Friend_Computer: // Oh god the innuendo
  320. 5:37 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: But you just said it was ours.
  321. 5:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: by our
  322. 5:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i think she means
  323. 5:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: my
  324. 5:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You are not the leader of this squad.
  325. 5:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: And we conquered it together, so it is ours.
  326. 5:40 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks around for an ACTUAL shuttle that could be used to reach the surface.
  327. 5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: well
  328. 5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: it looks like this ship
  329. 5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: is equipped with two guns
  330. 5:41 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: crappy guns
  331. 5:41 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: but still guns
  332. 5:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Almost done with the fake ship...
  333. 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we
  334. 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: COULD
  335. 5:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Now then. Anyone have any damaged armor or weapons? I can repair it.
  336. 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: just send me on a EVA
  337. 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: and let me kill them all
  338. 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: also, something i need to do..
  339. 5:43 PM - Friend_Computer Mart disappears into one of the cargo bays!
  340. 5:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 shrugs.
  341. 5:44 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Weiss, are you finished?
  342. 5:44 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: so what are we going to do?
  343. 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: The shuttle is complete! For the love of god get on one at a time. I have no idea if it will survive if we do anymore.
  344. 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Its rundown
  345. 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: barely moves
  346. 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: but the signal is strong
  347. 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: so it still works fine
  348. 5:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: It's not meant to transport us. Judging from the Navigator's exclamations, there's a more intact shuttle aboard this ship.
  349. 5:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: now I would suggest someone else sending it out.
  350. 5:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I might be able to build something with that plasma tech, though.
  351. 5:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: you know my history with vehicles.
  352. 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so listen up guys
  353. 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i jerry-rigged a cloning vat together
  354. 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we have enough juice for seven clones
  355. 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if any more of you die
  356. 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: you will go back to the AC
  357. 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: or just completely die
  358. 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i'm not really sure
  359. 5:48 PM - Friend_Computer A wild rikers appears through the bathroom, he appears to of been also smuggled on that pod that brought ste.
  360. 5:48 PM - Friend_Computer: 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer A wild rikers appears through the bathroom, he appears to of been also smuggled on that pod that brought ste.
  361. 5:48 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: :|
  362. 5:49 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Where the 'ell am I.
  363. 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: your in a ship
  364. 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: in space
  365. 5:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for the squad to follow her.
  366. 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: going to a planet
  367. 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: full of orks
  368. 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: we're going to highjack and tame a Squiggoth
  369. 5:50 PM - Friend_Computer Will leads you to a master quality shuttle! It has two radiation bombs that will disrupt any lockons that get ya
  370. 5:50 PM - Friend_Computer Otherwise its defenseless
  371. 5:50 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: This doesn't sound like alpha complex. Have I been kidnapped?
  372. 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
  373. 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: We all fit in there.
  374. 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Sure, you may have to be stacked a wee bit
  375. 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: But we'll fit
  376. 5:52 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: so we all have to get in ?
  377. 5:52 PM - Friend_Computer LAUNCH OF SHUTTLE STARTING IN 20 SECONDS
  378. 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for all to get aboard.
  379. 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 clibms into the shuttle.
  380. 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: MOVE IT!
  381. 5:53 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 jumps in shuttle.
  382. 5:53 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 follows suit
  383. 5:53 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hops in
  384. 5:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 gets in
  385. 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: LOOK, ANYONE WHO'S STAYING BEHIND CAN SWIM FOR ALL I CARE.
  386. 5:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: EVERYONE IN OR YOUR STUCK WITH THE NAVIGATOR
  387. 5:54 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4 gets in
  388. 5:54 PM - Friend_Computer You all get in! Yay.
  389. 5:54 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: You all look so pretty.
  390. 5:54 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Look at all your uniformally coloured suits!
  391. 5:54 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What suit?
  392. 5:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I'm wearing a cossmir jacket, idiot.
  393. 5:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // I think I spelled that right.
  394. 5:55 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Flak Jacket and Trenchoat.
  395. 5:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: BRACE YOUR ANUSES
  396. 5:55 PM - Friend_Computer LAUNCHING IN 10... 9...
  397. 5:55 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 sits down and buckles up
  398. 5:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Do we even have anuses?
  399. 5:56 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  400. 5:56 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 backhands Harr
  401. 5:56 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: I don't.. what.
  402. 5:56 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: THAT IS FOR IGNORANCE
  403. 5:56 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly time slows as the pressure clamps release and you begin to shoot out
  404. 5:56 PM - Friend_Computer Before the door closes a wild mechilizard jumps inside
  405. 5:56 PM - Friend_Computer Then he flies to the door again as you are all violently launched into the planet
  406. 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: FEEL THE G'S
  407. 5:57 PM - Friend_Computer You notice that the ship is making a evasive maneuvre avoiding the ork ships now following for interception
  408. 5:57 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: HERE WE COME!
  409. 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: BE THE G'S
  410. 5:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Think about it. None of us has had to poop the enitire time.
  411. 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: suppressants man
  412. 5:57 PM - Friend_Computer Air around the shuttle begins to burn up as you descend into the planets athmosphere.
  413. 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 puts on gasmask + hevsuit
  414. 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 even though the G's should keep me from even moving
  415. 5:58 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 pets his cats and braces for impact.
  416. 5:58 PM - Friend_Computer Harr collapses in pain!
  417. 5:58 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 grips the chair hard enough for his knuckles to turn white
  418. 5:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: looks like his chest cavity caved in
  419. 5:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: yep
  420. 5:58 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 makes a face only kerbal Jeb could make.
  421. 5:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks at the steadily coming closer surface, grinning with glee.
  422. 5:59 PM - Friend_Computer Vortex rikers suddenly screams in pure glee and agony at the same time! He muses about a glorious demise and being the first kerbalnaut to reach planetfall
  423. 5:59 PM - Friend_Computer Afterwards the shuttle skids along a large plain of sand glassing bits of it before you finally slow down, at this point everyone is strung around the shuttle and possibly vomiting.
  424. 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh jesus
  425. 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what the ferk
  426. 6:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 kicks open the door and vomits outside
  427. 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: jerst
  428. 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: herperend
  429. 6:00 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 jumps out and takes a shit.
  430. 6:01 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4 gets out
  431. 6:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hops outside
  432. 6:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 stretches
  433. 6:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 is stumbling about, rather dizzy, but stomach not violently expelling its contents quite yet.
  434. 6:01 PM - Friend_Computer Harr tries to jump out and take a hygiene maneuvre but he falls face forward in the sand!
  435. 6:01 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 spits the last bits of his lunch and then wipes his mouth
  436. 6:01 PM - Friend_Computer He desperately crawls to a small hill where he can take it in peace but he falls screaming at the sky!
  437. 6:02 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...is he...ok?
  438. 6:02 PM - Friend_Computer Then he is propelled by his urge to live without will killing him and runs
  439. 6:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I...have no idea...
  440. 6:02 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 picks up some bits of cooled sand-glass
  441. 6:02 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 takes off his flak jacket and trenchcoat to not die of heat stroke in the desert.
  442. Friend_Computer is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  443. 6:03 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 adorns my my mithril polarm with * Shuttle green Glass*
  444. 6:03 PM - Friend_Computer: Done
  445. 6:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: its... beautiful..
  446. 6:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 climbs to the top of the hill and looks out
  447. 6:04 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 does as Mart, looking out for things to ki- a place for the group to stay.
  448. 6:04 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 adds a bit of the ship into the scythe, depicting a Titan in the bottom end of the shaft.
  449. 6:04 PM - Friend_Computer You see a large fire in the distance and a cloud of smoke
  450. 6:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: yeeey!
  451. 6:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sprints to the carnage
  452. 6:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cheetah-style
  453. 6:05 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 follows.
  454. 6:05 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 follows human-style.
  455. 6:05 PM - Friend_Computer Harr begins swagging off to the fire / smoke
  456. 6:05 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 after doing his engraving, he then follows after Mart
  457. 6:06 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Froody.
  458. 6:06 PM - Friend_Computer You all begin running towards the carnage
  459. 6:06 PM - Friend_Computer After a long walk you realize that its multiple ork piloted vehicles
  460. 6:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 shrugs and readies her railgun.
  461. 6:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: It's time to kick ass and splatter some greenskins while doing so.
  462. 6:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: And we have not run out of greenskins yet.
  463. 6:08 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 unsheathes plasma pistol and unholsters plasma pistol.
  464. 6:08 PM - Friend_Computer You all open fire! Removing two of the buggies they brought immediately
  465. 6:09 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 counts the remaining victims.
  466. 6:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 charges the nearest ork
  467. 6:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 and runs him through
  468. 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer There are two leman russ tanks...
  469. 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: AHAA
  470. 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer They open fire! One of the shells hit your position knocking harr and jony back!
  471. 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 HOP ONTO THE TANK
  472. 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer Will's robo limbs remove knockback but she still takes multiple hits
  473. 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 AND THROW SEVERAL WORM BOMBS INSIDE
  474. 6:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Charges the tanks and CUTS OPEN THE HATCH WITH HIS SCYTHE
  475. 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer Mart hops onto the tank somehow via the distance, nope he doesn't.
  476. 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer Mart just throws wormbombs at them to no avail
  477. 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 revised action
  478. 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 CHARGE THE TANK
  479. 6:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 AND HOP UPON THEM
  480. 6:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 uses her emergency thrusters to close the distance between her and a tank, aiming to drop onto its turret.
  481. 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Both mart and will begin clearing the distance, zigzagging to avoid fire!
  482. 6:11 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 sprints, bobs, and weaves at the other tank.
  483. 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Then suddenly their mounted bolters turn and begin firing!
  484. 6:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 invisibru mode
  485. 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Mart is instantly incapacitated by the first burst, now missing a leg.
  486. 6:11 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 says 'Screw it' and falls to the floor, digging himself into the sand as low as he can go
  487. 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer He goes invisible preventing further fire
  488. 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Will however uses jump jet magic and lands on one of the tanks!
  489. 6:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 spray on happy magic
  490. 6:12 PM - Friend_Computer A ork begins to confront will after oepning the hatch! Combat turn.
  491. 6:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 carvse the turret to pieces with her power sword and axe.
  492. 6:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 hacks at the ork as well.
  493. 6:13 PM - Friend_Computer Will manages to get the first strike and she removes the turret and ork in one swipe!
  494. 6:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 uses the now disabled tank as cover from the second one's fire.
  495. 6:14 PM - Friend_Computer The orks disregarding for the need of safety fire at the tank!
  496. 6:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 charge the tank that still works
  497. 6:14 PM - Friend_Computer Instantly destroying it and then knocking will off
  498. 6:14 PM - Friend_Computer The tank charges!
  499. 6:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 continues towards the remaining Tank and attempts to get on top of it, and Slash the ork.
  500. 6:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 and hop on
  501. 6:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: double team time
  502. 6:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 fires several arm cannon bursts at the other tank's bolter.
  503. 6:15 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: open the cap, i'll throw in the bombs
  504. 6:15 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 does so, if I get on.
  505. 6:15 PM - Friend_Computer Will manages to take out the bolter and mart climbs ontop of le tank
  506. 6:15 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 stealthily crawls his way towards the tanks.
  507. 6:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cuts the hatch off and throws in several worm bombs
  508. 6:16 PM - Friend_Computer Mart deploys the worm bomb!
  509. 6:16 PM - Friend_Computer Killing the orks in the tank
  510. 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer Jony is bleeding, harr is bleeding, mart lacks a leg and used crawling powers to kill the uncautious tank.
  511. 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer What now?
  512. 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer: // In the way mart got a good roll
  513. 6:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sprays healing stuff on leg
  514. Ste-R-XYZ-4 left chat.
  515. 6:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 then gets in the tank
  516. 6:17 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Medic!
  517. 6:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 bandages wounds.
  518. 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer Mart manages to cauterize his wound
  519. 6:18 PM - Friend_Computer He is now in the asylum of controls, the tank.
  520. 6:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 examines the tank and the still present parts of the totally destroyed one.
  521. 6:18 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 begins building a leg for Mart.
  522. 6:18 PM - Friend_Computer The destroyed one is completely useless now, the current tank is damaged and hard to control without extensive trial and error.
  523. 6:19 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes to the detroyed tank and looks for that bolter gun.
  524. 6:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 examines the buggy wreckages.
  525. 6:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 loads a shell into the main bolter and aims it at the incoming orcs
  526. 6:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: and tries to fire
  527. 6:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: le FIRE
  528. 6:20 PM - Friend_Computer What incoming orks? You murdered them all in an ambush.
  529. 6:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh
  530. 6:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 calm and cooly study the tank
  531. 6:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 and learn how to use it
  532. 6:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
  533. 6:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: think we can salave the dead tank
  534. 6:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: to fix this tank?
  535. 6:22 PM - Friend_Computer Mart deploysh is mechilizard and will her AI to operate the tank
  536. 6:22 PM - Friend_Computer So far so good.
  537. 6:22 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 sits on top of the tank while they figure it out.
  538. 6:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
  539. 6:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 is still trying to find salvageable equipment in the buggy wreckages.
  540. 6:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
  541. 6:22 PM - Friend_Computer All you find in the wrecked vehicles is scrap, ork safety regulations keep ammo and fuel closely together.
  542. 6:23 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 looks at what these guys were pillaging
  543. 6:23 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 heads over and loots scrap
  544. 6:23 PM - Friend_Computer Burnt shit reveals human corpses in the non damaged tank
  545. 6:23 PM - Friend_Computer And garments
  546. 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
  547. 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: human wars
  548. 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: well
  549. 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 INSPECTS THE TANK TRACKS TO SEE WHERE THEY CAME FROM
  550. 6:25 PM - Friend_Computer It leads to a small settlement according to your PDC maps
  551. 6:26 PM - Friend_Computer In the meanwhile deus the medispiderbot stops the bleeding on the wounded reds
  552. 6:26 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: So. Mart, how goes your lack of a leg?
  553. 6:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sprays regenerative spray upon my leg
  554. 6:28 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 sits atop the intact tank's turret and begins to whistle a random tune from her time with the Alpha Complex Armed Forces ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70rYoy1RTOs ). Only now you notice she actually took off her gas mask for the first time in what you assume to be aeons.
  555. 6:28 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 jaw drops.
  556. 6:29 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Glad to see you won't be dying from heat stroke, Will.
  557. 6:29 PM - Friend_Computer Mart's leg fails to regenerate
  558. 6:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 waves my nub around anrgily
  559. 6:29 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 continues to build the robotic leg, then sticks it on him
  560. 6:29 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Bah, as if I'd let a little heat kill me.
  561. 6:30 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Logic is a bitch like that, I'm afriad.
  562. 6:31 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss builds a robo leg out of destroyed vehicle
  563. 6:31 PM - Friend_Computer and then attaches it to mart violently
  564. 6:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: DEUS
  565. 6:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: WELD
  566. 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: AAAAAAAAAAIYE
  567. 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: NO
  568. 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i will grow some skin
  569. 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: around it
  570. 6:32 PM - Friend_Computer Mart's leg is welded on
  571. 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  572. 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I WILLLL
  573. 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: EEEEEEND YOUUUU
  574. 6:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Request denied.
  575. 6:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You will do no such thing.
  576. 6:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 simply waits for Deus to finish
  577. 6:34 PM - Friend_Computer Deus finishes the medical procedure
  578. 6:34 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Everyone get atop the tank once you're done.
  579. 6:35 PM - Friend_Computer: // You guys even thar? ;3
  580. 6:35 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cries blood
  581. 6:35 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 gets his swag on and shifts his way towards the tank, climbing on top and riding the gun's barrel like a boss.
  582. 6:35 PM - Friend_Computer: // Multi tasking so much but apparently noone even messages so I can just MvM
  583. 6:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //I've done that before, cry blood. Very painful
  584. 6:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: // :|
  585. 6:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 takes off her trenchcoat, only having it loosely draped over her shoulders now.
  586. 6:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 uses his Scythe as a walking stick and stands as the tank begins to move, when it moves that is
  587. 6:36 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hops onto the tank
  588. 6:36 PM - Friend_Computer: Yaay
  589. 6:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 pats the turret she's sitting on and points towards the settlement in the distance, "I suppose that place's our best bet. Get us there."
  590. 6:37 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 slings his bolters over his shoulders and hops onto the back of the tank.
  591. 6:37 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i really do need a high powered rifle
  592. 6:37 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: just think
  593. 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if i had a high powered rifle instead of thesecheap pistols
  594. 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: my bullets
  595. 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: could potentially
  596. 6:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Out of all the shit you had ever bothered to steal...
  597. 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: go breache the atmosphere
  598. 6:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...a rifle was never amongst it?
  599. 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hey
  600. 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i've stolen hundreds of lser rifles
  601. 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: but bolter rifles arent very common in complex armories
  602. 6:39 PM - Friend_Computer You all begin driving to the smoking settlement
  603. 6:39 PM - Friend_Computer ADVENTURE
  604. 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i DO still have that experimental bolter
  605. 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i never did figure out what it does
  606. 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shoots a regular bullet out of the experimental bolter
  607. 6:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Bolters do not fire bullets.
  608. 6:40 PM - Friend_Computer Nothing happens as bolters do not fire bullets
  609. 6:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 :|
  610. 6:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 properly use the experimental gun without using expensive ammunition
  611. 6:40 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You could...just try a regular bolter round.
  612. 6:42 PM - Friend_Computer Mart loads a boltround and fires!
  613. 6:42 PM - Friend_Computer Some sand asplodes
  614. 6:42 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I'm pretty sure all bolter rounds are explosive.
  615. 6:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: argh!
  616. 6:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what is so special about this gun!
  617. 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i've had it for ages
  618. 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 yells at it
  619. 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
  620. 6:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Alright. Basic occupation policy: We are not going to loot and plunder the town if anything is left. Well, not right away.
  621. 6:43 PM - Friend_Computer You arrive at the entrance to the settlement
  622. 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: b-
  623. 6:43 PM - Friend_Computer multiple structures are on fire and you see ork patrols round
  624. 6:43 PM - Friend_Computer No proper civilians
  625. 6:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks around.
  626. 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 extinguishes the fires
  627. 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: heh
  628. 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: introducing an element not native to a planet
  629. 6:44 PM - Friend_Computer Mart tries to extinguish fires with the flip of his hands, it doesn't work.
  630. 6:44 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 tosses his extra bolter to Jony.
  631. 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 uses ring water
  632. 6:45 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 uses magic ring powers to extinguish the fires
  633. 6:45 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 catches the bolter, priming it at the ready.
  634. 6:45 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
  635. 6:46 PM - Friend_Computer Mart moves in closer and spams water
  636. 6:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //MAGIC MISSLE MAGIC MISSLE
  637. 6:46 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Ma'am, do we have a happiness officer for this mission?
  638. 6:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: that would be-
  639. 6:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wait i'm lowalty
  640. 6:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Why do you ask, Harr? Are you not Happy?
  641. 6:46 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Jony says he feels like he needs a little pick-me-up.
  642. 6:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 picks jony up
  643. 6:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: No ma'am, I'm as happy as can be.
  644. 6:47 PM - Friend_Computer Orks begin moving up closer to investigate magic water
  645. 6:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Mart, I thought you just said you were the loyalty officer?
  646. 6:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 pretends to be a statue
  647. 6:47 PM - Friend_Computer In the way a three man scouting party at the outskirts of the town is closing in
  648. 6:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: HEY
  649. 6:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ORK FACE
  650. 6:47 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Shhh.
  651. 6:47 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: No, do water magic tricks!@
  652. 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shoots them with incendiary needles
  653. 6:48 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Distract them while w-
  654. 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer Mart begins yelling into the distance to realize that its a farther run than he expected
  655. 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer He fires the incind needle and it falls into the sand
  656. 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // Note you can see them in the distance
  657. 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: welp
  658. 6:48 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for the squad to follow.
  659. 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // however its extremely far away in the terms you can barely make them out
  660. 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 continues poutting out fire
  661. 6:48 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 does so.
  662. 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: heh guys
  663. 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wanna see something funny?
  664. 6:49 PM - Friend_Computer Will leads you into a small alleyway between two red buildings
  665. 6:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...it's got to be somewhere around here.
  666. 6:50 PM - Friend_Computer You ditch the tank as the orks begin to investigate
  667. 6:50 PM - Friend_Computer Mart fires a small squid canister at their general vicinity
  668. 6:50 PM - Friend_Computer: // Invstigate as in they see the tank and begin charging for greatness of loot
  669. 6:50 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: that should probably freak them out
  670. 6:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 seems to be looking for an entrance, a hatch, a trapdoor or something similiar.
  671. 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wht=atchya looking for?
  672. 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cuts a hole in the wall
  673. 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 human sized hole
  674. 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 with my mithril knife
  675. 6:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Entrance to some shelter.
  676. 6:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'll explain later.
  677. 6:52 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //AFK
  678. 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer After some stealthie stealthie action
  679. 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer you make it to some sort of police station
  680. 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer You are currently behind a wall of pipes that lead to the water pumping station
  681. 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer There are multiple orks centered at the police station.
  682. 6:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // Sorry hectic round on MvM
  683. 6:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // We ended up losing to derp engineer
  684. 6:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: These Ork's just gotta go.
  685. 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what shall i use
  686. 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: poison needles
  687. 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: incendiary needles
  688. 6:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: needle-y needles.
  689. 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: a newfound acid that i got from melting roast beef?
  690. 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: flamethrower
  691. 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: starved worms
  692. 6:56 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Just kill them fast.
  693. 6:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: OH OH
  694. 6:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: this is going to be a new kind
  695. 6:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: never before seen
  696. 6:56 PM - Friend_Computer: 6
  697. 6:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: welp
  698. 6:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we'll have to holdoff
  699. 6:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shoots a rainbow menagerie of poison, acid, incendiary, fire at the orks
  700. 6:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 after stepping out from behind the pipes
  701. 6:58 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 fires her arm cannon at the green fuckers.
  702. 6:58 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 unleashes holy bolter fire.
  703. 6:58 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 obviously does not just blow through the pipes either, even though that would be entertaining.
  704. 6:59 PM - Friend_Computer Mart shoots everything he has
  705. 6:59 PM - Friend_Computer: // Back proper
  706. 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer When the bombs begin to descend they open up in a clusterbomb like manner and worms and squids / everything descend upon the ork horde!
  707. 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer You hear screams of glee and terror at the same time, dem orks like a fight.
  708. 7:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //back
  709. 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer So far there is a clear path to the policestation but you can hear sirens go off, the ork horde is alerted of you.
  710. 7:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 invisible-sprints to the station
  711. 7:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //what have I missed?
  712. 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer In the distance you hear explosions stop a medium sized horde of orks, resistant PDF must've took their chance.
  713. 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer: // Nothing much
  714. 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // sorry for slow game guys
  715. 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // multi tasking sucsk
  716. 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // Only reason I'm doing tf2 is because I was bribed
  717. 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // :U
  718. 7:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Dude
  719. 7:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //We hate a date- err appointment
  720. 7:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //All the weekends
  721. 7:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //bribed?
  722. 7:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //by who and with what?
  723. 7:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //And where can I kill the bastard who dared to bribe you
  724. 7:02 PM - Friend_Computer: Quebec :U
  725. 7:02 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 snaps out of his daze
  726. 7:02 PM - Friend_Computer You all make a sprint to the policestation
  727. 7:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //brb, booking flight
  728. 7:03 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 enters the police station in style; that is, if the door is still intact, she kicks it open.
  729. 7:03 PM - Friend_Computer You arrive safely but you alerted some orks
  730. 7:03 PM - Friend_Computer: // Hallo
  731. 7:03 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Goes about hacking and slashing said orks
  732. 7:04 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 hacks and slashes her way through the orks as well. Power weapons are beautiful weapons.
  733. 7:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 finds the biggest ork and cuts his head off. quick and clean
  734. 7:04 PM - Friend_Computer You quickly dispatch the orks with an assortment of fire
  735. 7:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 lines up some ork heads outside the police station
  736. 7:05 PM - Friend_Computer Mart begins to reveal your position! Chance to stop him.
  737. 7:05 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 puls him back
  738. 7:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I'll just hold onto these heads for now..
  739. 7:06 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 makes pikes out of whatever it laying around in the station
  740. 7:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 heads downstairs, if a downstairs exists.
  741. 7:06 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss throws mart in the station and shuts the door!
  742. 7:06 PM - Friend_Computer Will investigates for secret entrances.
  743. 7:06 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if you think there might be an entrance somewhere
  744. 7:06 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ask me and i'll muon it open
  745. 7:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 brushes aside a picture on the wall, revealing a keypad.
  746. 7:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: shall i muon it?
  747. 7:08 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
  748. 7:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Eh, wait.
  749. 7:08 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i wonder what gav thinks we're doing right now
  750. 7:08 PM - Friend_Computer A door opens revealing an elevator!
  751. 7:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 enters.
  752. 7:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 le entre
  753. 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer You all get in the elevator and begin going down
  754. 7:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 enters
  755. 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer: // Since everyone seems to be afk might as well plot teleport..
  756. 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer The elevator stops revealing another lock, yay.
  757. 7:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Woo!
  758. 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer It quickly lets you in and another door reveals an ammo cache!
  759. 7:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 observes ammo and fuel
  760. 7:11 PM - Friend_Computer Fuckton of fuel and ammo, and some weaponry.
  761. 7:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 loots weapons.
  762. 7:11 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks around for any weapons he doesn't have.
  763. 7:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 WEAPONRY
  764. 7:11 PM - Friend_Computer Mostly bulky lasrifles with charge packs but you find an anti tank MELTAGUN!
  765. 7:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
  766. 7:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: That is sexy.
  767. 7:11 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 grabs anti tank meltagun.
  768. 7:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I HAVE LOOTING SENIORITY
  769. 7:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 takes the AT gun
  770. 7:12 PM - Friend_Computer Harr takes the melta before mart
  771. 7:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 stares into harr's soul
  772. 7:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 takes fuel for her emergency thruster.
  773. 7:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 stares back.
  774. 7:12 PM - Friend_Computer mart yells in harr's rear
  775. 7:12 PM - Friend_Computer angrily
  776. 7:13 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 hums (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kJKZKj7OBI)
  777. 7:13 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //:|
  778. 7:13 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: are you drunk?
  779. 7:14 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Nope. It just seems appropriate since he's yelling in my butt.
  780. 7:14 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Nope. It just seems appropriate since he's yelling in my butt.
  781. 7:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Harr.
  782. 7:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: How Loyal are you?
  783. 7:14 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Very much so, ma'am.
  784. 7:15 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Okay.
  785. 7:15 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: LOYALTY POP QUIZ: IF A SUPERIOR CITIZEN ASKS YOU TO HAND OVER A FOUND PIECE OF EQUIPMENT, WHAT DO YOU DO?!
  786. 7:15 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: YOU HAND IT OVER, MA'AM.
  787. 7:15 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Will. Reason of the interrogation?
  788. 7:15 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'm bored.
  789. 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: harr
  790. 7:16 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Good. Now, Mart hasn't asked you so you may hold on to the gun.
  791. 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i would greatly appreciate that gun
  792. 7:16 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Yar?
  793. 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: in return
  794. 7:16 PM - Friend_Computer: // Lol
  795. 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i shall reward you with cheese
  796. 7:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Got anything better than moldy cheese?
  797. 7:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: archie
  798. 7:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: he thinks cheese is bad
  799. 7:17 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 enters the elevator again.
  800. 7:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Archie?
  801. 7:17 PM - Friend_Computer Will waits patiently in the elevator
  802. 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sighs
  803. 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so will
  804. 7:18 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 preps his AT and turns on the safety.
  805. 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wants me to blow this place up?
  806. 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: No.
  807. 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: no?
  808. 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: This could be a decent base of operations if we find nothing else.
  809. 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: okay
  810. 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now...could someone send the elevator back up?
  811. 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 gets in the elevator
  812. 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 is stuck to the ceiling of the elevator, as you just notice.
  813. 7:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: will
  814. 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...they rarely look at the ceiling.
  815. 7:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 enters the elevator
  816. 7:19 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes into the elevator.
  817. 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I had planned on ambushing them, but you ruin it.
  818. 7:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: le fine
  819. 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 drops to the floor again.
  820. 7:19 PM - Friend_Computer: // Everyone entering?
  821. 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Let's see what we have upstairs.
  822. 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: All guns trained on the door, alright?!
  823. 7:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 preps the mithril knife and adamnt cane
  824. 7:20 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 aims her railgun at the elevator's door, prepared to raise hell on the upper level.
  825. 7:20 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now, someone send the elevator up.
  826. 7:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hits le button
  827. 7:20 PM - Friend_Computer You press some buttons and go up
  828. 7:20 PM - Friend_Computer The police station is empty.
  829. 7:20 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 gets his fist ready.
  830. 7:20 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 takes a knee beside Will, in case of tanks.
  831. 7:20 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...well.
  832. 7:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: y'know
  833. 7:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 steps through the door to the outside, swinging her power sword and power axe to her right and left respectively as she does so.
  834. 7:22 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 ONWARDS
  835. 7:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: We're moving.
  836. 7:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 stands up and follows Will.
  837. 7:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: even though AC has been [REDACTED] for such [REDACTED] while the rest of [REDACTED] has [REDACTED], we're pretty advanced
  838. 7:23 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Just because we're cut off from AC, that doesn't mean we can't work for it!
  839. 7:23 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Eh
  840. 7:23 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: For Friend Computer!
  841. 7:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
  842. 7:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: how are we getting off this planet?
  843. 7:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 fridge realization
  844. 7:24 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: We get rid of the orks.
  845. 7:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Steal another ship?
  846. 7:24 PM - Friend_Computer In all the arguing you attracted a grot to your conversation
  847. 7:24 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: That is also an option.
  848. 7:24 PM - Friend_Computer A green servant of the orks, they are the heigth of your knee.
  849. 7:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Wait, I mean commandeer.
  850. 7:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 picks him up
  851. 7:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 holds him at arms length
  852. 7:25 PM - Friend_Computer: "Aaaagh! Help me mas-
  853. 7:25 PM - Friend_Computer Mart gags him
  854. 7:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 gives him the evil eye
  855. 7:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Should we interrogate him for information?
  856. 7:25 PM - Friend_Computer He tries to scream
  857. 7:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Or just kill him>?
  858. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 gives him the not evil eye
  859. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: no no
  860. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i already know
  861. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we must keep this one
  862. 7:26 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 grabs the grot by the throat.
  863. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: easy
  864. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: easy
  865. 7:26 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Silence, or I will tear out your vocal chords.
  866. 7:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Ma'am, permission to speak freely?
  867. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: little green man
  868. 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: how would you like to be my pet's caretaker?
  869. 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: nod yes or no
  870. 7:27 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: what should we name said species.
  871. 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: perks include
  872. 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: living
  873. 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: being recognised as a person
  874. 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: food
  875. 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: love
  876. 7:27 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Not suffering horribly at my hands.
  877. 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: protection
  878. 7:27 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: No torture by me.
  879. 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
  880. 7:28 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: And no meltafication?
  881. 7:28 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You even get to keep all your limbs!
  882. 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer: // The arguements
  883. 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer: // lol
  884. 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: go look for this mas- he was talking about
  885. 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer Mart drops him by the spleenstealer
  886. 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer it eats him
  887. 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: welp
  888. 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i'll find another one
  889. 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: now
  890. 7:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: no more eating your careatkers
  891. 7:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: mmkay!?
  892. 7:29 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Dad's home from China, I'll be back in a bit.
  893. 7:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //that's exotic.
  894. 7:29 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'll be right back.
  895. 7:29 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 climbs to the roof of the police station, once again (ab)using her melee weapons.
  896. 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: spleenstealer..
  897. 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i shall name you
  898. 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ....
  899. 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: Markus
  900. 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hows that sound?
  901. 7:30 PM - Friend_Computer Will goes to a window to see a small squad of guardsmen being hung by chains nearby
  902. 7:30 PM - Friend_Computer The orks must've found them and now they are gonna dieee
  903. 7:31 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: willl, what you see?
  904. 7:31 PM - Friend_Computer Now that you have time to look you see the area in more detail
  905. 7:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Greenskins oppressing humans. Imperial heretics, but humans.
  906. 7:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I am the one to kill heretics! Not those greenskins!
  907. 7:32 PM - Friend_Computer There are four buildings all around the police station and then it just expands rapidly into what is the settlement
  908. 7:32 PM - Friend_Computer The most immediate structures is the firestation, hospital, vehicle garage and pumping station.
  909. 7:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
  910. 7:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 roof-runs her way towards the squad of guardsmen.
  911. 7:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: If anything - the guardsmen have information about where their base is!
  912. 7:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: That's a possible source of more stuff we can use!
  913. 7:33 PM - Friend_Computer Will climbs up the structure and jumps down w/ jets towards the guardsman
  914. 7:33 PM - Friend_Computer She begins unchaining them, the orks don't notice her thanks to the invisible man holding a grot in the air
  915. 7:33 PM - Friend_Computer: "That one must be magick see?"
  916. 7:34 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for the guardsmen to follow her as she finishes unchaining them. She leads them...out of sight for the orks, for now.
  917. 7:34 PM - Friend_Computer Will leads them to the police station
  918. 7:35 PM - Friend_Computer in the meanwhile the grot mart is holding is shot and mart begins running invisibru
  919. 7:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks at the guardsmen.
  920. 7:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  921. 7:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Who...are you?
  922. 7:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 walks after. Seems like hes not really needed anyways.
  923. 7:36 PM - Friend_Computer All around mart throws green men around
  924. 7:37 PM - Friend_Computer: "We were assigned to cause havoc with guerilla warfare upon destruction of command."
  925. 7:37 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 attempts to juggle little green men
  926. 7:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You were doing a miraculously shitty job at it.
  927. 7:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You are regular Guard?
  928. 7:38 PM - Friend_Computer: "Planetary defense force ma'am, we're like the guard but local to this planet only."
  929. 7:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
  930. 7:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i heard this planet has special stuff
  931. 7:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: where can i find it?
  932. 7:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 sighs.
  933. 7:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Straight to the point and not professional once you smell profit.
  934. 7:39 PM - Friend_Computer There are four guardsman, the first one identifies as the squad-leader Jacob, the second Matt, the other two are silent.
  935. 7:39 PM - Friend_Computer Matt identifies as comms and the third is medic and fourth is demo
  936. 7:40 PM - Friend_Computer: // Wat is dat madness
  937. 7:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 in the meantime I charge my ring using my portable fusion generator
  938. 7:40 PM - Friend_Computer: // They have no hygiene officer!
  939. 7:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I see.
  940. 7:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Has your command structure completely disintegrated due to this invasion?
  941. 7:42 PM - Friend_Computer A wild mart brings meat and cheese here
  942. 7:42 PM - Friend_Computer BACJK
  943. 7:42 PM - Friend_Computer With a green lil man
  944. 7:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Do you expect anything that even closely resembles reinforcements?
  945. 7:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Or has this world been effectively...abandoned?
  946. 7:43 PM - Friend_Computer: "Yes, higher ranking officials were taken out by the first bombardment."
  947. 7:43 PM - Friend_Computer: "Distress calls indicated that a military fleet will be here in a week"
  948. 7:44 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: When was this distress call made?
  949. 7:44 PM - Friend_Computer: "Just now, some sort of trader dropped off a beacon and we used it's amplification to signal to the fleet."
  950. 7:45 PM - Friend_Computer: // You guys did good!
  951. 7:45 PM - Friend_Computer Harr takes a little "walk" with the demolition officer
  952. 7:45 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Harr, you had better bring him back in one piece.
  953. 7:45 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Or I will have your ass pinned to the outside of this building.
  954. 7:45 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Never a problem, ma'am.
  955. 7:45 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Yar.
  956. 7:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: What type of reinforcements, exactly?
  957. 7:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: More Guard?
  958. 7:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: planet buster
  959. 7:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: trolololol
  960. 7:47 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Mart, don't put random words together followed by garbage noise from your mouth.
  961. 7:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: archie taught me that word
  962. 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: also guys
  963. 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: say hi to ben
  964. 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: he will be our foriegn correspondant now
  965. 7:48 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 appears to be sleeping
  966. 7:48 PM - Friend_Computer Its a grot, a smal ork.
  967. 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: along with Markus' caretaker
  968. 7:49 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss wakesu p after an ightmare
  969. 7:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  970. 7:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: So then.
  971. 7:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Where are the other parts of you PDF guys hiding?
  972. 7:50 PM - Friend_Computer Harr returns with his prisoner.
  973. 7:50 PM - Friend_Computer: "We're the only ones in this town, its rather small."
  974. 7:50 PM - Friend_Computer: "It used to be 100 of us"
  975. 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Woah.
  976. 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Oh.
  977. 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I almost assumed you were trying to tell me that you were four people for one town.
  978. 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well, Weiss. We found someone who even outclasses you.
  979. 7:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ben!
  980. 7:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: how would you like... a set of armor!
  981. 7:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: cant have you being blon up now, can we?
  982. 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: YES WE WON
  983. 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: I AM RESERVED FOR PARANOIA
  984. 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: // WE GOT SO MUCH SHIT
  985. 7:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //wut
  986. 7:52 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Wut?
  987. 7:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Were there any survivors amongst the populace in this town?
  988. 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: // TF2 items
  989. 7:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //wut
  990. 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: // :U
  991. 7:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //you get rewarded with items now?
  992. Friend_Computer is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  993. 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer: // WE did mann up
  994. 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer: // Seven people with squad vouchers and normal vouchers
  995. 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer: // shit ton of items
  996. 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer Harr returns with the demolition officer
  997. 7:54 PM - Friend_Computer: "We had a talk apparently."
  998. 7:54 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what did he say
  999. 7:54 PM - Friend_Computer: "He ordered me not to talk about it."
  1000. 7:54 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if you want we can confinsccate all his clothes and force him to run through town
  1001. 7:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: It was more of a recommendation rather than an order, really.
  1002. 7:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Recommendation revoked by my authority as squad leader.
  1003. 7:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: This is not the time to be keeping secrets from your squadmates.
  1004. 7:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Now then, I order you to give Mart over there your Meltagun.
  1005. 7:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: juicy.
  1006. 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
  1007. 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: who wants to go to the hospital with me?
  1008. 7:56 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You gave an order to who just now?
  1009. 7:56 PM - Friend_Computer The soldier hands him the meltagun
  1010. 7:56 PM - Friend_Computer: // demolition offic
  1011. 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: tasty
  1012. 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: anyways
  1013. 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
  1014. 7:57 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Alright, PDF Squad Lader.
  1015. 7:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wanna go loot that hospital?
  1016. 7:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
  1017. 7:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Sure, why not
  1018. 7:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I call painkillers.
  1019. 7:57 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Do you have any fallback position or military base to report to in case the town is overrun?
  1020. 7:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i call syringes
  1021. 7:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Hey, Jony, you've been quiet.
  1022. 7:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: How many happy pills did you take?
  1023. 7:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weisss
  1024. 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "Yes we do."
  1025. 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "Its located in a more tropical part of the planet within a mountain."
  1026. 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "From there we can deploy multiple aircraft and have a steady defense is push comes to shove."
  1027. 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "However its a long way from here."
  1028. 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: well
  1029. 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we can do it
  1030. 7:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: In other words.
  1031. 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: me and weiss are gonna loot the hospital
  1032. 7:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You people were never even expected to make your way there alive?
  1033. 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: you guys get to the vehicle garage nearby
  1034. 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: find some wheels
  1035. 8:00 PM - Friend_Computer: "Probably not sadly."
  1036. 8:00 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss gives everyone cyanide pills!
  1037. 8:00 PM - Friend_Computer What
  1038. 8:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Welp, lets go
  1039. 8:01 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 heads off to the hospital with Mart.
  1040. 8:01 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Alright.
  1041. 8:01 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 heads off to the vehicle depot with the soldiers.
  1042. 8:01 PM - Friend_Computer Harr and the squad run off to the vehicle depot
  1043. 8:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 shoves Harr to the second spot and heads to the vehicle garage.
  1044. 8:01 PM - Friend_Computer: Demo officer: What about me sir? I lack a weapon.
  1045. 8:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'm the Squad Leader.
  1046. 8:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // You forced him to give the melta gun
  1047. 8:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: And...well.
  1048. 8:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 hands over her laspistol. Grudgingly.
  1049. 8:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Break the pistol and Computer willing I will break you.
  1050. 8:02 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 tosses Demo his laspistol too.
  1051. 8:02 PM - Friend_Computer Will hands over the laspistol she took from harr to the demo officer
  1052. 8:02 PM - Friend_Computer: // Remember at the first part of this mission w/ the comms outpost
  1053. 8:03 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Yeah, I still got my plasma and sword.
  1054. 8:03 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Here, go duel-wield them like a fiend.
  1055. 8:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //yeah FC
  1056. 8:04 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 continues on to the vehicle depot.
  1057. 8:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //what about?
  1058. 8:05 PM - Friend_Computer The remaining part of the squad and PDC squad swag off to vehicle depot
  1059. Harr-R-HER-1 disconnected.
  1060. 8:06 PM - Friend_Computer: // Har crashed
  1061. 8:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //So uh
  1062. 8:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //I'd like to ask how much time everyone has left
  1063. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Like, two times.
  1064. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Crahsing wise
  1065. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // in five hours
  1066. Harr-R-HER-1 entered chat.
  1067. 8:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //I'm running out of time to play for today
  1068. 8:07 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Argh, computer crashed again.
  1069. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer There appears to be a large amount of orks in the way
  1070. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Shall we leave it as it is
  1071. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // since it has been an especially long game anyway
  1072. 8:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //So yeah...against all odds, we made progress. So...can we have this ork horde as cliffhanger?
  1073. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Sure
  1074. 8:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //sure
  1075. 8:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i'll call it a night
  1076. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Its more or less STEALTH
  1077. 8:07 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //fine with me
  1078. 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // since you can't keel entire horde
  1079. 8:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //YOU UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWER
  1080. 8:08 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Dom. Its possible. Just needs more DAKKA
  1081. 8:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //On the other hand, we have squishy NPCs with us who WILL die if we try
  1082. 8:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Someone log the fuck out of this shit
  1083. 8:09 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Cyanide.
  1084. 8:09 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Solves things. Fire Cyanide tablets from your guns
  1085. Harr-R-HER-1 left chat.
  1086. 8:10 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //I'd give a lot for a good, big container of mustard gas
  1087. 8:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //how about
  1088. 8:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //cheese gas
  1089. 8:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: So I realized something
  1090. 8:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: we forgot to bring the tyranid along to keep it under constant sedative
  1091. 8:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: :U
  1092. 8:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //that techpriest probably killed it
  1093. 8:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //and yeah will, i have tear gas
  1094. 8:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //actually, its make-lesser-beings-pass-out-gas
  1095. 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: Alright
  1096. 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: sidechats posted
  1097. 8:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: and le mainchat?
  1098. 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: YOU
  1099. 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: Have maincaht
  1100. 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: you promised
  1101. 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: ;l
  1102. 8:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: okay
  1103. 8:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i can do that
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