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- 3:32 PM - Friend_Computer: // GAME START
- 3:32 PM - Friend_Computer In the trading vessel you resume your arguements with the navigator
- 3:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: So.
- 3:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Riggghhhttt.
- 3:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: right, where were we?
- 3:32 PM - Friend_Computer: "You should've told me it was covered in a warpstorm before we started this bargain! There is no possible way to go through that."
- 3:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Mart, lets go check on the techpriest below deck, hm?
- 3:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: So what you're telling me is that you're not competent enough.
- 3:33 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i'm already downstairs, but come down and help
- 3:33 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: okay weiss!
- 3:33 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: he nearly killed me earlier!
- 3:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 goes after Mart.
- 3:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: "No possible way" does not exist in my dictionary, Navigator.
- 3:34 PM - Friend_Computer: fhtagn
- 3:34 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Deus, help the man if you would do so kindly. Or at least send me data so I can help. Somehow.
- 3:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now then. What would we face if you were to try and get us through a warp storm?
- 3:38 PM - Friend_Computer: "Enternal hell itself for one, it is a myriad of chaos that cannot be navigated at all!"
- 3:38 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: //Am I late?
- 3:38 PM - Friend_Computer Harr enters from the restroom after performing hygiene rituals! The cats appear to be less covered in gas now
- 3:38 PM - Friend_Computer: // Nupe
- 3:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shouts from below deck
- 3:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now that doesn't sound too bad.
- 3:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i've unleashed eternal hell several times!
- 3:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'm sure my squad and me can get us through that no problem.
- 3:39 PM - Friend_Computer: 'You don't understand the problem of it, we would instantly be destroyed from the daemons!"
- 3:39 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I say
- 3:39 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: We say hello
- 3:40 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...very well. You disappoint, so far. Are there alternate paths around a warp storm?
- 3:40 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I've been to hell. if they're the Metal men with plasma staves they cant be that bad there.
- 3:40 PM - Friend_Computer: "There is no way around it until it clears, there are rumours that they have tried getting through back in the dark age of technology but those should be dismissed."
- 3:40 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //wrong button, reinvite
- 3:41 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What if we killed the daemons?
- 3:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Rumors?
- 3:41 PM - Friend_Computer: "There are infinite amounts of them, there is no way to get through it."
- 3:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 's eye twitches - not that you could notice, considering that she's wearing a gas mask. She snaps out of her 'moment', though.
- 3:41 PM - Friend_Computer: "The warp itself is dangerous without a navigator like myself or a gellar field for that manner"
- 3:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: There is no way through it?!
- 3:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 smashes her fist against a nearby wall.
- 3:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'M KNOWN FOR MAKING WAYS WHERE THERE ARE NONE.
- 3:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shouts up
- 3:42 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What if we had an infinite supply of bullets?
- 3:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i'm known for causes unending trouble in places there shouldnt be!
- 3:42 PM - Friend_Computer: "You can't kill them either."
- 3:43 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Outrun them?
- 3:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I don't need to kill them.
- 3:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Mutilating them enough to keep them from following us shall suffice.
- 3:44 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "I vote we. Bring them in to help us. The R&D folks summon them from time to time, how bad can they be?"
- 3:44 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Look, I don't think your plushie counts as daemon.
- 3:44 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // well me and cross are fucked
- 3:44 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Does anyone even know what the daemons look like?
- 3:44 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // tru dat
- 3:45 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: //What happened to you?
- 3:46 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // we tried to kill eachover
- 3:46 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // my spider is trying to burrow into cross
- 3:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Computer, y u keep crashing?
- 3:48 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Alright, Nav. Do you have any other suggestions that could get us reasonably close to our destination?
- 3:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // Not crashing
- 3:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // Dealing with fuckton of secret
- 3:48 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //harr you keep crashing
- 3:49 PM - Friend_Computer: "We could take a warpjump to get near the system but that accomplishes nothing"
- 3:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: What would be necessary to convince you to try and get us through the storm?
- 3:51 PM - Friend_Computer: "Nothing, its pure suicide."
- 3:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 grits her teeth. AUDIBLY.
- 3:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I...see...
- 3:51 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: How do you know people die when they go through?
- 3:52 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Or try to go through?
- 3:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "The Techpriest is being difficult."
- 3:53 PM - Friend_Computer You hear an explosion at the otherside of the ship!
- 3:53 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 sighs
- 3:53 PM - Friend_Computer Alarms go off everywhere in the ship, something about hull breach and unknown ship collision..
- 3:54 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF THAT!
- 3:54 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //WHY WONT YOU DIE CROSS
- 3:55 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I KEEP THROWING GRENADES AT YOU
- 3:55 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // AND YOU WONT DIE
- 3:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // Eeyup
- 3:55 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // my spider eats them :P
- 3:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks around and whistles nonchalantly.
- 3:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // then he projectile vomits grenade into you
- 3:55 PM - Friend_Computer Harr whistles! It is a calming tune.
- 3:56 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Someone check the bloody cargo bay, I'm busy!
- 3:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 continues whistling.
- 3:57 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // CROSS YOU MOTHER FUCK DAMN YOU
- 3:58 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // This is funny.
- 3:58 PM - Friend_Computer: // Indeed
- 3:58 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Why don't you try something that isn't a grenade?
- 3:59 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I did.
- 3:59 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // we are hand to hand fighting now that fucker killed my spider :/
- 3:59 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I shot his spider and destroyed it
- 3:59 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // and my laser pistol
- 3:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //did the private chat die?
- 3:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 runs back to the Navigator, shoves a map up into his face and points on a planet marked on it.
- 4:00 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // you do realise a ship collided with yours right?
- 4:00 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //You do realise Will generally doesn't give a flying fuck?
- 4:00 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks over the navigator's shoulder at the map.
- 4:00 PM - Friend_Computer: ":U"
- 4:00 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Can you get us to this planet?
- 4:00 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Meh.
- 4:00 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // muahahahah i fucked you up cross
- 4:01 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // I fucked your spider up.
- 4:01 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // im going to do horrible horrible things to you
- 4:01 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // FUCK YOU I LOVED THAT SPIDER
- 4:01 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //wait. What spider.
- 4:01 PM - Friend_Computer: "Alright then I shall take you there."
- 4:01 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // not anymore haha
- 4:02 PM - Friend_Computer: // Ste obtained a spider of his own
- 4:02 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // cross im going to horrible torture you
- 4:02 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // i will fucking eat your orgains
- 4:02 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // and lost it
- 4:02 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // so fuckign angry
- 4:02 PM - Cross-R-DMX-4: // my eyeballs seem to be popped
- 4:02 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //would you stop with the OOC threats. if you are going to threaten people, do it in chat
- 4:03 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // we are not with everyone else
- 4:03 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //then PM each other
- 4:04 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Will, ma'am, it appears as if there's a shuttle lodged in the cargo bay's doors.
- 4:04 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: There are a couple guys fighting inside it. Should I take action?
- 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: MY JIMMIES
- 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ARE RUSTLED
- 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 kicks the ship lodged int our ship out
- 4:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 literally kicks it out of our shit
- 4:05 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // if you get a 1....
- 4:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Mart. Take care of that thing lodged in our hull by any means necessary as long as it does not destroy our own craft.
- 4:07 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly deus reveals himself in a spectacular manner! Scaring will to almost death
- 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer He was on will's shoulder the entire time
- 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss begins screaming at the PDC!
- 4:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 recoils and aims her arm cannon at Deus.
- 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer: Weiss: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
- 4:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.
- 4:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: WHAT'S WRONG?!
- 4:08 PM - Friend_Computer: He mumbles something about his arm being crushed by an insane techpriest
- 4:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // crashed again.
- 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: YOU HAVE
- 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: RUSTLED
- 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: MY JIMMIES
- 4:10 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // brb i have a important phone call
- 4:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 kicks the lodged spaceship out, as stated earlier
- 4:11 PM - Friend_Computer Both weiss and mart arrive at the bridge of the ship
- 4:11 PM - Friend_Computer Mart then walks to the cargo bay to kick a spaceship that was lodged out apparently
- 4:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Soooooo.
- 4:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: What happened to the Techpriest?
- 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
- 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: tried to cut off his arm
- 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so techpriest
- 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: snapped his arm
- 4:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: like a twig
- 4:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Where is Techpriest?
- 4:12 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 is still on the ground
- 4:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hold on a sec- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
- 4:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 kicks the ship out
- 4:12 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Stands back up, and begins to construct his NEW ROBOT ARM from the scrap he has.
- 4:13 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Mart, can I get a bit of Mithril to reinforce this thing with?
- 4:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: People.
- 4:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: The Techpriest.
- 4:13 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
- 4:13 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i cannae
- 4:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Where have you left that guy?
- 4:13 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: exactly where we found him
- 4:14 PM - Friend_Computer Mart attempts to kick the ship out to no avail in the other room (cargo bay)
- 4:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 wanders off to the engine room, but kicks the lodged-in space ship-can-thing as well on her way past the cargo bay.
- 4:15 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss cuts the broken arm off!
- 4:16 PM - Friend_Computer His robospider begins a mysterious construction.. whilst weiss begins to bleed out
- 4:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 4:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 sits down and helps Deus with his Mysterious construction
- 4:18 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss tries to help with the construction however his only one arm doesn't do much
- 4:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Keeps tabs on the pool of blood surrounding him and urges Deus to hurry a bit
- 4:19 PM - Friend_Computer Deus has finished! A mechanical arm made out all of the organs that the cyborg had
- 4:20 PM - Friend_Computer Well not ALL of them
- 4:20 PM - Friend_Computer But most of them, for example the heart is used to push oil to lubricate the moving parts
- 4:20 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss now has a zombie borg arm! It is attached without problem other than screams of pain and partially melted flesh from the flamethrower welding
- 4:21 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 gritting his teeth stands up
- 4:21 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I no longer have arms of my own. Wunderbar.
- 4:21 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 radios: "Weiss, why the fuck did you intend to cut off this techpriest's arm?"
- 4:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 wanders back up to the bridge
- 4:21 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "Anger."
- 4:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Hey Weiss.
- 4:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: "I see. We will talk about this. Later."
- 4:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Nice looking arm, there.
- 4:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // *thar
- 4:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Alright, I gotta go watch my baby sister for a few minutes. ILL BE BACH.
- 4:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "He ain't AC. Why should I give a damn about his Safety."
- 4:26 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: "He's necessary for us to get away from this place."
- 4:31 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //did I crash?
- 4:33 PM - Friend_Computer The ship's VOX unit broadcasts a message to you all!
- 4:33 PM - Friend_Computer: This is Will. I'd also like to point out that any further damage to the ship is to be avoided at all costs. do NOT attack the Tech Priest or his bodyguards. They will repair damages aboard the ship and everyone is asked to assist them as much as possible. If I receive reports of unwarranted violence against the craft or the tech priest, you WILL be ERASED by MY OWN HANDS if need be."
- 4:36 PM - Friend_Computer: // Surprised weiss isn't secreting
- 4:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Homestuck-ing
- 4:41 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //...
- 4:44 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 wanders around
- 4:45 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss walks into a wall
- 4:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 stands back up and goes off to break into a nearby vending machine
- 4:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes back to the cargo bay to see what's taking Mart so long.
- 4:47 PM - Friend_Computer: // Afk once again, proceed to OOC muse and troll.
- 4:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
- 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
- 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // AND I FEEEEEEEELLLL FINE
- 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // TO THE POINT WHERE I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD SET THE STATUS QUO IF I PUT POISON IN THE WATER MAIN
- 4:48 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: BUT IT'S PLAIN TO SEE THE EVIL INSIDE OF ME
- 4:51 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: // dom afk ?
- 4:52 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Aye.
- 4:56 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //god damn it
- 4:59 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-3: //to FLT !
- 5:04 PM - Friend_Computer: // I return
- 5:04 PM - Friend_Computer: // In short fashion
- 5:04 PM - Friend_Computer: // Because tree.
- Cross-R-DMX-4 entered chat.
- Cross-R-DMX-4 left chat.
- 5:07 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //and then there were four
- 5:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // five
- 5:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Ugh. Motivation...waning...
- 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer: // MOTIVATE HARDER
- 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer The ships speakers blare out loudly
- 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer: "Warp jump commencing in five, hold onto something."
- 5:08 PM - Friend_Computer You all feel a wave of nausea and the world around you disappears and reappears rapidly
- 5:09 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 holds onto something.
- 5:09 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "The fuckkkk was that..."
- 5:09 PM - Friend_Computer Before the jump could commence something latched on!
- 5:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Da heck?
- 5:10 PM - Friend_Computer At the cargo bay windows you can see another ship... No thats just a clone pod with ste
- 5:10 PM - Friend_Computer A three part launch system rapidly falls off, ste appears to be mutated slightly after the jump.
- 5:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: MUTANT!!!
- 5:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: WHAT THE FUCK?!
- 5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 5:11 PM - Friend_Computer Rather there is a green glow within the pod
- 5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 goes to investigate.
- 5:11 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss runs to the cargo bay!
- 5:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 brings out powersword and plasma pistol and follow Weiss.
- 5:12 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: // fuck sake
- 5:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // *follows
- 5:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: // ihave no idea whats going on
- 5:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Neither do I.
- 5:12 PM - Friend_Computer The pod inserts a ste in via teleport!
- 5:12 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 prepares his Scythe
- 5:12 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: fuck
- 5:12 PM - Friend_Computer Ste wakes up and is completely clone
- 5:12 PM - Friend_Computer the green glow in the pod disappears after the teleport?
- 5:13 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 rushes past on her way to the bridge.
- 5:14 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: its so good to have limbs again
- 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 looks at his robotic arms.
- 5:14 PM - Friend_Computer: // :OOOOO
- 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Anyway.
- 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Shaddup
- 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //your not Zacty
- 5:14 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: // ?
- 5:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: // :|
- 5:14 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss's robotic arm (strife specibus) is a construct of various organs and mechanical parts
- 5:15 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: // i miss my spider :(
- 5:15 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Now then. How the hell did you get here?
- 5:15 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: drop pod
- 5:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Everyone
- 5:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: look out windows
- 5:16 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: now
- 5:16 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4 looks at wall
- 5:16 PM - Friend_Computer Ste looks at the wall with a grim demeanour! The wall does not move.
- 5:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks out the windows with nonchalant ease.
- 5:18 PM - Friend_Computer: // Also for future reference my muscle memory has been fracky as hell today, or my brain eitherway. So do not expect perfect explainations or grammar or anything for that manner.
- 5:18 PM - Friend_Computer: // REDUNDANCY HO!
- 5:19 PM - Friend_Computer Outside the window you see the cold depths of black void that you cannot describe
- 5:19 PM - Friend_Computer Within it in the distance are glowie colors of death
- 5:19 PM - Friend_Computer Closer are balls of rock and other materials..?
- 5:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I have a sneaking suspicion we're all going to die.
- 5:20 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Yeah, probably.
- 5:20 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Should we join hands and sing some songs while we wait?
- 5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
- 5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //what exaclty is the state of the union
- 5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i havent any idea what is going on
- 5:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: //Well, I'm pretty sure they won the Civil War.
- 5:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // But Lincoln got assassinated for it.
- 5:21 PM - Friend_Computer: // I am confuzzled
- 5:21 PM - Friend_Computer: // what are you talking bout
- 5:21 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // The Union.
- 5:23 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: "Will...plans?"
- 5:23 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 radios: "Working on 'em."
- 5:23 PM - Friend_Computer In the middle of the bridge a hologram of the "system" appears, showing you the primary planet named "Hyakinthos Lycus".
- 5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I saw we go exploring.
- 5:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Ooooohhhhhhhh, glowy.
- 5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: say*
- 5:24 PM - Friend_Computer It appears to be a large desert planet famous for rare goods production, primarily a species herd animal that are only found in deserts and are hard to breed.
- 5:24 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well, this is where we are. The planet's currently being raided by orks. That's a pretty good indication of either great wealth or great combat there.
- 5:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 waves hand through hologram.
- 5:24 PM - Friend_Computer In the orbit of it appears to be contacts of OTHER SHIPS with hostile markings
- 5:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: lets go
- 5:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: kill orcs!~
- 5:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Either works as long as we find AA guns.
- 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: LETS
- 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: RAID ANOTHER SHIP
- 5:25 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Hold on
- 5:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Anyone got anymore hallucegenic gas?
- 5:25 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: As of now, the orks outgun us.
- 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I proclaim myself master and commander of the seven seas
- 5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: not in melee
- 5:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...that's stopped us before?
- 5:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Mart, we're in space.
- 5:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 looks at Harr
- 5:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Over a desert planet.
- 5:26 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Space? What is...Space?
- 5:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: Archie, could you run a full diagnostics of this ships specs please?
- 5:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I'm not even entirely sure what a sea is.
- 5:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 throws CODEC OF SPACE JARGON at Weiss.
- 5:27 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 catches and reads
- 5:28 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes to see who's driving this hunk of junk.
- 5:29 PM - Friend_Computer A skeleton crew of servitors and the navigator
- 5:32 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 sits in a chair, kicks his feet up, and says, "Which one of you strags has any ideas about what we should do about these orks?"
- 5:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I'm going to steal their Squiggoth.
- 5:33 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Now that thar sounds like a hoopy plan. I'm in.
- 5:34 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we should kill them
- 5:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: But they're adorable.
- 5:35 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Maybe we should sass up their leader?
- 5:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Weiss, can you come up with something that looks like a shuttle - but actually isn't? Still's gotta have some measure of space inside so that we can fit a distress beacon in it.
- 5:36 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss runs off to the cargo bay and begins a mysterious construction!
- 5:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: This will blow up I just fucking know it...
- 5:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: It's not meant to be permanent, it's meant to be a distraction.
- 5:37 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //inb4 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TemptingFate
- 5:37 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What happened to that experimental plasma tech?
- 5:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: THAT'S OUR BOOTY.
- 5:37 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: This will take awhile.
- 5:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: TOUCH OUR BOOTY AND DIE.
- 5:37 PM - Friend_Computer: // Oh god the innuendo
- 5:37 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: But you just said it was ours.
- 5:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: by our
- 5:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i think she means
- 5:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: my
- 5:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You are not the leader of this squad.
- 5:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: And we conquered it together, so it is ours.
- 5:40 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks around for an ACTUAL shuttle that could be used to reach the surface.
- 5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: well
- 5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: it looks like this ship
- 5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: is equipped with two guns
- 5:41 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: crappy guns
- 5:41 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: but still guns
- 5:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Almost done with the fake ship...
- 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we
- 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: COULD
- 5:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Now then. Anyone have any damaged armor or weapons? I can repair it.
- 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: just send me on a EVA
- 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: and let me kill them all
- 5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: also, something i need to do..
- 5:43 PM - Friend_Computer Mart disappears into one of the cargo bays!
- 5:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 shrugs.
- 5:44 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Weiss, are you finished?
- 5:44 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: so what are we going to do?
- 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: The shuttle is complete! For the love of god get on one at a time. I have no idea if it will survive if we do anymore.
- 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Its rundown
- 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: barely moves
- 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: but the signal is strong
- 5:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: so it still works fine
- 5:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: It's not meant to transport us. Judging from the Navigator's exclamations, there's a more intact shuttle aboard this ship.
- 5:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: now I would suggest someone else sending it out.
- 5:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I might be able to build something with that plasma tech, though.
- 5:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: you know my history with vehicles.
- 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so listen up guys
- 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i jerry-rigged a cloning vat together
- 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we have enough juice for seven clones
- 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if any more of you die
- 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: you will go back to the AC
- 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: or just completely die
- 5:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i'm not really sure
- 5:48 PM - Friend_Computer A wild rikers appears through the bathroom, he appears to of been also smuggled on that pod that brought ste.
- 5:48 PM - Friend_Computer: 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer A wild rikers appears through the bathroom, he appears to of been also smuggled on that pod that brought ste.
- 5:48 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: :|
- 5:49 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Where the 'ell am I.
- 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: your in a ship
- 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: in space
- 5:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for the squad to follow her.
- 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: going to a planet
- 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: full of orks
- 5:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: we're going to highjack and tame a Squiggoth
- 5:50 PM - Friend_Computer Will leads you to a master quality shuttle! It has two radiation bombs that will disrupt any lockons that get ya
- 5:50 PM - Friend_Computer Otherwise its defenseless
- 5:50 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: This doesn't sound like alpha complex. Have I been kidnapped?
- 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
- 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: We all fit in there.
- 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Sure, you may have to be stacked a wee bit
- 5:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: But we'll fit
- 5:52 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4: so we all have to get in ?
- 5:52 PM - Friend_Computer LAUNCH OF SHUTTLE STARTING IN 20 SECONDS
- 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for all to get aboard.
- 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 clibms into the shuttle.
- 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: MOVE IT!
- 5:53 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 jumps in shuttle.
- 5:53 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 follows suit
- 5:53 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hops in
- 5:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 gets in
- 5:53 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: LOOK, ANYONE WHO'S STAYING BEHIND CAN SWIM FOR ALL I CARE.
- 5:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: EVERYONE IN OR YOUR STUCK WITH THE NAVIGATOR
- 5:54 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4 gets in
- 5:54 PM - Friend_Computer You all get in! Yay.
- 5:54 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: You all look so pretty.
- 5:54 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Look at all your uniformally coloured suits!
- 5:54 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: What suit?
- 5:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I'm wearing a cossmir jacket, idiot.
- 5:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // I think I spelled that right.
- 5:55 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Flak Jacket and Trenchoat.
- 5:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: BRACE YOUR ANUSES
- 5:55 PM - Friend_Computer LAUNCHING IN 10... 9...
- 5:55 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 sits down and buckles up
- 5:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Do we even have anuses?
- 5:56 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 5:56 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 backhands Harr
- 5:56 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: I don't.. what.
- 5:56 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: THAT IS FOR IGNORANCE
- 5:56 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly time slows as the pressure clamps release and you begin to shoot out
- 5:56 PM - Friend_Computer Before the door closes a wild mechilizard jumps inside
- 5:56 PM - Friend_Computer Then he flies to the door again as you are all violently launched into the planet
- 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: FEEL THE G'S
- 5:57 PM - Friend_Computer You notice that the ship is making a evasive maneuvre avoiding the ork ships now following for interception
- 5:57 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: HERE WE COME!
- 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: BE THE G'S
- 5:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Think about it. None of us has had to poop the enitire time.
- 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: suppressants man
- 5:57 PM - Friend_Computer Air around the shuttle begins to burn up as you descend into the planets athmosphere.
- 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 puts on gasmask + hevsuit
- 5:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 even though the G's should keep me from even moving
- 5:58 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 pets his cats and braces for impact.
- 5:58 PM - Friend_Computer Harr collapses in pain!
- 5:58 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 grips the chair hard enough for his knuckles to turn white
- 5:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: looks like his chest cavity caved in
- 5:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: yep
- 5:58 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 makes a face only kerbal Jeb could make.
- 5:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks at the steadily coming closer surface, grinning with glee.
- 5:59 PM - Friend_Computer Vortex rikers suddenly screams in pure glee and agony at the same time! He muses about a glorious demise and being the first kerbalnaut to reach planetfall
- 5:59 PM - Friend_Computer Afterwards the shuttle skids along a large plain of sand glassing bits of it before you finally slow down, at this point everyone is strung around the shuttle and possibly vomiting.
- 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh jesus
- 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what the ferk
- 6:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 kicks open the door and vomits outside
- 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: jerst
- 6:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: herperend
- 6:00 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 jumps out and takes a shit.
- 6:01 PM - Ste-R-XYZ-4 gets out
- 6:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hops outside
- 6:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 stretches
- 6:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 is stumbling about, rather dizzy, but stomach not violently expelling its contents quite yet.
- 6:01 PM - Friend_Computer Harr tries to jump out and take a hygiene maneuvre but he falls face forward in the sand!
- 6:01 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 spits the last bits of his lunch and then wipes his mouth
- 6:01 PM - Friend_Computer He desperately crawls to a small hill where he can take it in peace but he falls screaming at the sky!
- 6:02 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...is he...ok?
- 6:02 PM - Friend_Computer Then he is propelled by his urge to live without will killing him and runs
- 6:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I...have no idea...
- 6:02 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 picks up some bits of cooled sand-glass
- 6:02 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 takes off his flak jacket and trenchcoat to not die of heat stroke in the desert.
- Friend_Computer is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 6:03 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 adorns my my mithril polarm with * Shuttle green Glass*
- 6:03 PM - Friend_Computer: Done
- 6:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: its... beautiful..
- 6:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 climbs to the top of the hill and looks out
- 6:04 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 does as Mart, looking out for things to ki- a place for the group to stay.
- 6:04 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 adds a bit of the ship into the scythe, depicting a Titan in the bottom end of the shaft.
- 6:04 PM - Friend_Computer You see a large fire in the distance and a cloud of smoke
- 6:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: yeeey!
- 6:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sprints to the carnage
- 6:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cheetah-style
- 6:05 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 follows.
- 6:05 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 follows human-style.
- 6:05 PM - Friend_Computer Harr begins swagging off to the fire / smoke
- 6:05 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 after doing his engraving, he then follows after Mart
- 6:06 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Froody.
- 6:06 PM - Friend_Computer You all begin running towards the carnage
- 6:06 PM - Friend_Computer After a long walk you realize that its multiple ork piloted vehicles
- 6:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 shrugs and readies her railgun.
- 6:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: It's time to kick ass and splatter some greenskins while doing so.
- 6:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: And we have not run out of greenskins yet.
- 6:08 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 unsheathes plasma pistol and unholsters plasma pistol.
- 6:08 PM - Friend_Computer You all open fire! Removing two of the buggies they brought immediately
- 6:09 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 counts the remaining victims.
- 6:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 charges the nearest ork
- 6:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 and runs him through
- 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer There are two leman russ tanks...
- 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: AHAA
- 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer They open fire! One of the shells hit your position knocking harr and jony back!
- 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 HOP ONTO THE TANK
- 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer Will's robo limbs remove knockback but she still takes multiple hits
- 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 AND THROW SEVERAL WORM BOMBS INSIDE
- 6:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Charges the tanks and CUTS OPEN THE HATCH WITH HIS SCYTHE
- 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer Mart hops onto the tank somehow via the distance, nope he doesn't.
- 6:10 PM - Friend_Computer Mart just throws wormbombs at them to no avail
- 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 revised action
- 6:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 CHARGE THE TANK
- 6:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 AND HOP UPON THEM
- 6:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 uses her emergency thrusters to close the distance between her and a tank, aiming to drop onto its turret.
- 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Both mart and will begin clearing the distance, zigzagging to avoid fire!
- 6:11 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 sprints, bobs, and weaves at the other tank.
- 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Then suddenly their mounted bolters turn and begin firing!
- 6:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 invisibru mode
- 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Mart is instantly incapacitated by the first burst, now missing a leg.
- 6:11 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 says 'Screw it' and falls to the floor, digging himself into the sand as low as he can go
- 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer He goes invisible preventing further fire
- 6:11 PM - Friend_Computer Will however uses jump jet magic and lands on one of the tanks!
- 6:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 spray on happy magic
- 6:12 PM - Friend_Computer A ork begins to confront will after oepning the hatch! Combat turn.
- 6:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 carvse the turret to pieces with her power sword and axe.
- 6:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 hacks at the ork as well.
- 6:13 PM - Friend_Computer Will manages to get the first strike and she removes the turret and ork in one swipe!
- 6:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 uses the now disabled tank as cover from the second one's fire.
- 6:14 PM - Friend_Computer The orks disregarding for the need of safety fire at the tank!
- 6:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 charge the tank that still works
- 6:14 PM - Friend_Computer Instantly destroying it and then knocking will off
- 6:14 PM - Friend_Computer The tank charges!
- 6:14 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 continues towards the remaining Tank and attempts to get on top of it, and Slash the ork.
- 6:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 and hop on
- 6:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: double team time
- 6:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 fires several arm cannon bursts at the other tank's bolter.
- 6:15 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: open the cap, i'll throw in the bombs
- 6:15 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 does so, if I get on.
- 6:15 PM - Friend_Computer Will manages to take out the bolter and mart climbs ontop of le tank
- 6:15 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 stealthily crawls his way towards the tanks.
- 6:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cuts the hatch off and throws in several worm bombs
- 6:16 PM - Friend_Computer Mart deploys the worm bomb!
- 6:16 PM - Friend_Computer Killing the orks in the tank
- 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer Jony is bleeding, harr is bleeding, mart lacks a leg and used crawling powers to kill the uncautious tank.
- 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer What now?
- 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer: // In the way mart got a good roll
- 6:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sprays healing stuff on leg
- Ste-R-XYZ-4 left chat.
- 6:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 then gets in the tank
- 6:17 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Medic!
- 6:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 bandages wounds.
- 6:17 PM - Friend_Computer Mart manages to cauterize his wound
- 6:18 PM - Friend_Computer He is now in the asylum of controls, the tank.
- 6:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 examines the tank and the still present parts of the totally destroyed one.
- 6:18 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 begins building a leg for Mart.
- 6:18 PM - Friend_Computer The destroyed one is completely useless now, the current tank is damaged and hard to control without extensive trial and error.
- 6:19 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes to the detroyed tank and looks for that bolter gun.
- 6:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 examines the buggy wreckages.
- 6:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 loads a shell into the main bolter and aims it at the incoming orcs
- 6:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: and tries to fire
- 6:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: le FIRE
- 6:20 PM - Friend_Computer What incoming orks? You murdered them all in an ambush.
- 6:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh
- 6:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 calm and cooly study the tank
- 6:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 and learn how to use it
- 6:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
- 6:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: think we can salave the dead tank
- 6:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: to fix this tank?
- 6:22 PM - Friend_Computer Mart deploysh is mechilizard and will her AI to operate the tank
- 6:22 PM - Friend_Computer So far so good.
- 6:22 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 sits on top of the tank while they figure it out.
- 6:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
- 6:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 is still trying to find salvageable equipment in the buggy wreckages.
- 6:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
- 6:22 PM - Friend_Computer All you find in the wrecked vehicles is scrap, ork safety regulations keep ammo and fuel closely together.
- 6:23 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 looks at what these guys were pillaging
- 6:23 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 heads over and loots scrap
- 6:23 PM - Friend_Computer Burnt shit reveals human corpses in the non damaged tank
- 6:23 PM - Friend_Computer And garments
- 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
- 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: human wars
- 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: well
- 6:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 INSPECTS THE TANK TRACKS TO SEE WHERE THEY CAME FROM
- 6:25 PM - Friend_Computer It leads to a small settlement according to your PDC maps
- 6:26 PM - Friend_Computer In the meanwhile deus the medispiderbot stops the bleeding on the wounded reds
- 6:26 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: So. Mart, how goes your lack of a leg?
- 6:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sprays regenerative spray upon my leg
- 6:28 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 sits atop the intact tank's turret and begins to whistle a random tune from her time with the Alpha Complex Armed Forces ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70rYoy1RTOs ). Only now you notice she actually took off her gas mask for the first time in what you assume to be aeons.
- 6:28 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 jaw drops.
- 6:29 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Glad to see you won't be dying from heat stroke, Will.
- 6:29 PM - Friend_Computer Mart's leg fails to regenerate
- 6:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 waves my nub around anrgily
- 6:29 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 continues to build the robotic leg, then sticks it on him
- 6:29 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Bah, as if I'd let a little heat kill me.
- 6:30 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Logic is a bitch like that, I'm afriad.
- 6:31 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss builds a robo leg out of destroyed vehicle
- 6:31 PM - Friend_Computer and then attaches it to mart violently
- 6:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: DEUS
- 6:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: WELD
- 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: AAAAAAAAAAIYE
- 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: NO
- 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i will grow some skin
- 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: around it
- 6:32 PM - Friend_Computer Mart's leg is welded on
- 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I WILLLL
- 6:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: EEEEEEND YOUUUU
- 6:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Request denied.
- 6:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You will do no such thing.
- 6:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 simply waits for Deus to finish
- 6:34 PM - Friend_Computer Deus finishes the medical procedure
- 6:34 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Everyone get atop the tank once you're done.
- 6:35 PM - Friend_Computer: // You guys even thar? ;3
- 6:35 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cries blood
- 6:35 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 gets his swag on and shifts his way towards the tank, climbing on top and riding the gun's barrel like a boss.
- 6:35 PM - Friend_Computer: // Multi tasking so much but apparently noone even messages so I can just MvM
- 6:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //I've done that before, cry blood. Very painful
- 6:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: // :|
- 6:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 takes off her trenchcoat, only having it loosely draped over her shoulders now.
- 6:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 uses his Scythe as a walking stick and stands as the tank begins to move, when it moves that is
- 6:36 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hops onto the tank
- 6:36 PM - Friend_Computer: Yaay
- 6:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 pats the turret she's sitting on and points towards the settlement in the distance, "I suppose that place's our best bet. Get us there."
- 6:37 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 slings his bolters over his shoulders and hops onto the back of the tank.
- 6:37 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i really do need a high powered rifle
- 6:37 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: just think
- 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if i had a high powered rifle instead of thesecheap pistols
- 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: my bullets
- 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: could potentially
- 6:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Out of all the shit you had ever bothered to steal...
- 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: go breache the atmosphere
- 6:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...a rifle was never amongst it?
- 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hey
- 6:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i've stolen hundreds of lser rifles
- 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: but bolter rifles arent very common in complex armories
- 6:39 PM - Friend_Computer You all begin driving to the smoking settlement
- 6:39 PM - Friend_Computer ADVENTURE
- 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i DO still have that experimental bolter
- 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i never did figure out what it does
- 6:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shoots a regular bullet out of the experimental bolter
- 6:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Bolters do not fire bullets.
- 6:40 PM - Friend_Computer Nothing happens as bolters do not fire bullets
- 6:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 :|
- 6:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 properly use the experimental gun without using expensive ammunition
- 6:40 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You could...just try a regular bolter round.
- 6:42 PM - Friend_Computer Mart loads a boltround and fires!
- 6:42 PM - Friend_Computer Some sand asplodes
- 6:42 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: I'm pretty sure all bolter rounds are explosive.
- 6:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: argh!
- 6:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what is so special about this gun!
- 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i've had it for ages
- 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 yells at it
- 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
- 6:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Alright. Basic occupation policy: We are not going to loot and plunder the town if anything is left. Well, not right away.
- 6:43 PM - Friend_Computer You arrive at the entrance to the settlement
- 6:43 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: b-
- 6:43 PM - Friend_Computer multiple structures are on fire and you see ork patrols round
- 6:43 PM - Friend_Computer No proper civilians
- 6:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks around.
- 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 extinguishes the fires
- 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: heh
- 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: introducing an element not native to a planet
- 6:44 PM - Friend_Computer Mart tries to extinguish fires with the flip of his hands, it doesn't work.
- 6:44 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 tosses his extra bolter to Jony.
- 6:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 uses ring water
- 6:45 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 uses magic ring powers to extinguish the fires
- 6:45 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 catches the bolter, priming it at the ready.
- 6:45 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
- 6:46 PM - Friend_Computer Mart moves in closer and spams water
- 6:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //MAGIC MISSLE MAGIC MISSLE
- 6:46 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Ma'am, do we have a happiness officer for this mission?
- 6:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: that would be-
- 6:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wait i'm lowalty
- 6:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Why do you ask, Harr? Are you not Happy?
- 6:46 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Jony says he feels like he needs a little pick-me-up.
- 6:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 picks jony up
- 6:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: No ma'am, I'm as happy as can be.
- 6:47 PM - Friend_Computer Orks begin moving up closer to investigate magic water
- 6:47 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Mart, I thought you just said you were the loyalty officer?
- 6:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 pretends to be a statue
- 6:47 PM - Friend_Computer In the way a three man scouting party at the outskirts of the town is closing in
- 6:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: HEY
- 6:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ORK FACE
- 6:47 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Shhh.
- 6:47 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: No, do water magic tricks!@
- 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shoots them with incendiary needles
- 6:48 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Distract them while w-
- 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer Mart begins yelling into the distance to realize that its a farther run than he expected
- 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer He fires the incind needle and it falls into the sand
- 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // Note you can see them in the distance
- 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: welp
- 6:48 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for the squad to follow.
- 6:48 PM - Friend_Computer: // however its extremely far away in the terms you can barely make them out
- 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 continues poutting out fire
- 6:48 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 does so.
- 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: heh guys
- 6:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wanna see something funny?
- 6:49 PM - Friend_Computer Will leads you into a small alleyway between two red buildings
- 6:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...it's got to be somewhere around here.
- 6:50 PM - Friend_Computer You ditch the tank as the orks begin to investigate
- 6:50 PM - Friend_Computer Mart fires a small squid canister at their general vicinity
- 6:50 PM - Friend_Computer: // Invstigate as in they see the tank and begin charging for greatness of loot
- 6:50 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: that should probably freak them out
- 6:51 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 seems to be looking for an entrance, a hatch, a trapdoor or something similiar.
- 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wht=atchya looking for?
- 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 cuts a hole in the wall
- 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 human sized hole
- 6:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 with my mithril knife
- 6:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Entrance to some shelter.
- 6:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'll explain later.
- 6:52 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //AFK
- 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer After some stealthie stealthie action
- 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer you make it to some sort of police station
- 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer You are currently behind a wall of pipes that lead to the water pumping station
- 6:54 PM - Friend_Computer There are multiple orks centered at the police station.
- 6:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // Sorry hectic round on MvM
- 6:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // We ended up losing to derp engineer
- 6:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: These Ork's just gotta go.
- 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what shall i use
- 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: poison needles
- 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: incendiary needles
- 6:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: needle-y needles.
- 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: a newfound acid that i got from melting roast beef?
- 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: flamethrower
- 6:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: starved worms
- 6:56 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Just kill them fast.
- 6:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: OH OH
- 6:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: this is going to be a new kind
- 6:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: never before seen
- 6:56 PM - Friend_Computer: 6
- 6:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: welp
- 6:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we'll have to holdoff
- 6:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 shoots a rainbow menagerie of poison, acid, incendiary, fire at the orks
- 6:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 after stepping out from behind the pipes
- 6:58 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 fires her arm cannon at the green fuckers.
- 6:58 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 unleashes holy bolter fire.
- 6:58 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 obviously does not just blow through the pipes either, even though that would be entertaining.
- 6:59 PM - Friend_Computer Mart shoots everything he has
- 6:59 PM - Friend_Computer: // Back proper
- 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer When the bombs begin to descend they open up in a clusterbomb like manner and worms and squids / everything descend upon the ork horde!
- 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer You hear screams of glee and terror at the same time, dem orks like a fight.
- 7:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //back
- 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer So far there is a clear path to the policestation but you can hear sirens go off, the ork horde is alerted of you.
- 7:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 invisible-sprints to the station
- 7:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //what have I missed?
- 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer In the distance you hear explosions stop a medium sized horde of orks, resistant PDF must've took their chance.
- 7:00 PM - Friend_Computer: // Nothing much
- 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // sorry for slow game guys
- 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // multi tasking sucsk
- 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // Only reason I'm doing tf2 is because I was bribed
- 7:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // :U
- 7:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Dude
- 7:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //We hate a date- err appointment
- 7:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //All the weekends
- 7:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //bribed?
- 7:01 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //by who and with what?
- 7:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //And where can I kill the bastard who dared to bribe you
- 7:02 PM - Friend_Computer: Quebec :U
- 7:02 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 snaps out of his daze
- 7:02 PM - Friend_Computer You all make a sprint to the policestation
- 7:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //brb, booking flight
- 7:03 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 enters the police station in style; that is, if the door is still intact, she kicks it open.
- 7:03 PM - Friend_Computer You arrive safely but you alerted some orks
- 7:03 PM - Friend_Computer: // Hallo
- 7:03 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Goes about hacking and slashing said orks
- 7:04 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 hacks and slashes her way through the orks as well. Power weapons are beautiful weapons.
- 7:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 finds the biggest ork and cuts his head off. quick and clean
- 7:04 PM - Friend_Computer You quickly dispatch the orks with an assortment of fire
- 7:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 lines up some ork heads outside the police station
- 7:05 PM - Friend_Computer Mart begins to reveal your position! Chance to stop him.
- 7:05 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 puls him back
- 7:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I'll just hold onto these heads for now..
- 7:06 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 makes pikes out of whatever it laying around in the station
- 7:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 heads downstairs, if a downstairs exists.
- 7:06 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss throws mart in the station and shuts the door!
- 7:06 PM - Friend_Computer Will investigates for secret entrances.
- 7:06 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if you think there might be an entrance somewhere
- 7:06 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ask me and i'll muon it open
- 7:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 brushes aside a picture on the wall, revealing a keypad.
- 7:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: shall i muon it?
- 7:08 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
- 7:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Eh, wait.
- 7:08 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i wonder what gav thinks we're doing right now
- 7:08 PM - Friend_Computer A door opens revealing an elevator!
- 7:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 enters.
- 7:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 le entre
- 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer You all get in the elevator and begin going down
- 7:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 enters
- 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer: // Since everyone seems to be afk might as well plot teleport..
- 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer The elevator stops revealing another lock, yay.
- 7:10 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Woo!
- 7:10 PM - Friend_Computer It quickly lets you in and another door reveals an ammo cache!
- 7:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 observes ammo and fuel
- 7:11 PM - Friend_Computer Fuckton of fuel and ammo, and some weaponry.
- 7:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 loots weapons.
- 7:11 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 looks around for any weapons he doesn't have.
- 7:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 WEAPONRY
- 7:11 PM - Friend_Computer Mostly bulky lasrifles with charge packs but you find an anti tank MELTAGUN!
- 7:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well.
- 7:11 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: That is sexy.
- 7:11 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 grabs anti tank meltagun.
- 7:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: I HAVE LOOTING SENIORITY
- 7:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 takes the AT gun
- 7:12 PM - Friend_Computer Harr takes the melta before mart
- 7:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 stares into harr's soul
- 7:12 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 takes fuel for her emergency thruster.
- 7:12 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 stares back.
- 7:12 PM - Friend_Computer mart yells in harr's rear
- 7:12 PM - Friend_Computer angrily
- 7:13 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 hums (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kJKZKj7OBI)
- 7:13 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //:|
- 7:13 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: are you drunk?
- 7:14 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Nope. It just seems appropriate since he's yelling in my butt.
- 7:14 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Nope. It just seems appropriate since he's yelling in my butt.
- 7:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Harr.
- 7:14 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: How Loyal are you?
- 7:14 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Very much so, ma'am.
- 7:15 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Okay.
- 7:15 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: LOYALTY POP QUIZ: IF A SUPERIOR CITIZEN ASKS YOU TO HAND OVER A FOUND PIECE OF EQUIPMENT, WHAT DO YOU DO?!
- 7:15 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: YOU HAND IT OVER, MA'AM.
- 7:15 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Will. Reason of the interrogation?
- 7:15 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'm bored.
- 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: harr
- 7:16 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Good. Now, Mart hasn't asked you so you may hold on to the gun.
- 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i would greatly appreciate that gun
- 7:16 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Yar?
- 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: in return
- 7:16 PM - Friend_Computer: // Lol
- 7:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i shall reward you with cheese
- 7:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Got anything better than moldy cheese?
- 7:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: archie
- 7:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: he thinks cheese is bad
- 7:17 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 enters the elevator again.
- 7:17 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Archie?
- 7:17 PM - Friend_Computer Will waits patiently in the elevator
- 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 sighs
- 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so will
- 7:18 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 preps his AT and turns on the safety.
- 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wants me to blow this place up?
- 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: No.
- 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: no?
- 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: This could be a decent base of operations if we find nothing else.
- 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: okay
- 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now...could someone send the elevator back up?
- 7:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 gets in the elevator
- 7:18 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 is stuck to the ceiling of the elevator, as you just notice.
- 7:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: will
- 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...they rarely look at the ceiling.
- 7:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 enters the elevator
- 7:19 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 goes into the elevator.
- 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I had planned on ambushing them, but you ruin it.
- 7:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: le fine
- 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 drops to the floor again.
- 7:19 PM - Friend_Computer: // Everyone entering?
- 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Let's see what we have upstairs.
- 7:19 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: All guns trained on the door, alright?!
- 7:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 preps the mithril knife and adamnt cane
- 7:20 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 aims her railgun at the elevator's door, prepared to raise hell on the upper level.
- 7:20 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Now, someone send the elevator up.
- 7:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 hits le button
- 7:20 PM - Friend_Computer You press some buttons and go up
- 7:20 PM - Friend_Computer The police station is empty.
- 7:20 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 gets his fist ready.
- 7:20 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 takes a knee beside Will, in case of tanks.
- 7:20 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: ...well.
- 7:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: y'know
- 7:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 steps through the door to the outside, swinging her power sword and power axe to her right and left respectively as she does so.
- 7:22 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 ONWARDS
- 7:22 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: We're moving.
- 7:22 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 stands up and follows Will.
- 7:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: even though AC has been [REDACTED] for such [REDACTED] while the rest of [REDACTED] has [REDACTED], we're pretty advanced
- 7:23 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Just because we're cut off from AC, that doesn't mean we can't work for it!
- 7:23 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Eh
- 7:23 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: For Friend Computer!
- 7:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
- 7:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: how are we getting off this planet?
- 7:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 fridge realization
- 7:24 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: We get rid of the orks.
- 7:24 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Steal another ship?
- 7:24 PM - Friend_Computer In all the arguing you attracted a grot to your conversation
- 7:24 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: That is also an option.
- 7:24 PM - Friend_Computer A green servant of the orks, they are the heigth of your knee.
- 7:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Wait, I mean commandeer.
- 7:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 picks him up
- 7:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 holds him at arms length
- 7:25 PM - Friend_Computer: "Aaaagh! Help me mas-
- 7:25 PM - Friend_Computer Mart gags him
- 7:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 gives him the evil eye
- 7:25 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Should we interrogate him for information?
- 7:25 PM - Friend_Computer He tries to scream
- 7:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Or just kill him>?
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 gives him the not evil eye
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: no no
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i already know
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we must keep this one
- 7:26 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 grabs the grot by the throat.
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: easy
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: easy
- 7:26 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Silence, or I will tear out your vocal chords.
- 7:26 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Ma'am, permission to speak freely?
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: little green man
- 7:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: how would you like to be my pet's caretaker?
- 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: nod yes or no
- 7:27 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: what should we name said species.
- 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: perks include
- 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: living
- 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: being recognised as a person
- 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: food
- 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: love
- 7:27 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Not suffering horribly at my hands.
- 7:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: protection
- 7:27 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: No torture by me.
- 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
- 7:28 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: And no meltafication?
- 7:28 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You even get to keep all your limbs!
- 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer: // The arguements
- 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer: // lol
- 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: go look for this mas- he was talking about
- 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer Mart drops him by the spleenstealer
- 7:28 PM - Friend_Computer it eats him
- 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: welp
- 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i'll find another one
- 7:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: now
- 7:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: no more eating your careatkers
- 7:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: mmkay!?
- 7:29 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Dad's home from China, I'll be back in a bit.
- 7:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //that's exotic.
- 7:29 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'll be right back.
- 7:29 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 climbs to the roof of the police station, once again (ab)using her melee weapons.
- 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: spleenstealer..
- 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i shall name you
- 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ....
- 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: Markus
- 7:30 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hows that sound?
- 7:30 PM - Friend_Computer Will goes to a window to see a small squad of guardsmen being hung by chains nearby
- 7:30 PM - Friend_Computer The orks must've found them and now they are gonna dieee
- 7:31 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: willl, what you see?
- 7:31 PM - Friend_Computer Now that you have time to look you see the area in more detail
- 7:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Greenskins oppressing humans. Imperial heretics, but humans.
- 7:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I am the one to kill heretics! Not those greenskins!
- 7:32 PM - Friend_Computer There are four buildings all around the police station and then it just expands rapidly into what is the settlement
- 7:32 PM - Friend_Computer The most immediate structures is the firestation, hospital, vehicle garage and pumping station.
- 7:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
- 7:32 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 roof-runs her way towards the squad of guardsmen.
- 7:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: If anything - the guardsmen have information about where their base is!
- 7:33 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: That's a possible source of more stuff we can use!
- 7:33 PM - Friend_Computer Will climbs up the structure and jumps down w/ jets towards the guardsman
- 7:33 PM - Friend_Computer She begins unchaining them, the orks don't notice her thanks to the invisible man holding a grot in the air
- 7:33 PM - Friend_Computer: "That one must be magick see?"
- 7:34 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 motions for the guardsmen to follow her as she finishes unchaining them. She leads them...out of sight for the orks, for now.
- 7:34 PM - Friend_Computer Will leads them to the police station
- 7:35 PM - Friend_Computer in the meanwhile the grot mart is holding is shot and mart begins running invisibru
- 7:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 looks at the guardsmen.
- 7:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 7:35 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Who...are you?
- 7:36 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 walks after. Seems like hes not really needed anyways.
- 7:36 PM - Friend_Computer All around mart throws green men around
- 7:37 PM - Friend_Computer: "We were assigned to cause havoc with guerilla warfare upon destruction of command."
- 7:37 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 attempts to juggle little green men
- 7:37 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You were doing a miraculously shitty job at it.
- 7:38 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You are regular Guard?
- 7:38 PM - Friend_Computer: "Planetary defense force ma'am, we're like the guard but local to this planet only."
- 7:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
- 7:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i heard this planet has special stuff
- 7:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: where can i find it?
- 7:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 sighs.
- 7:39 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Straight to the point and not professional once you smell profit.
- 7:39 PM - Friend_Computer There are four guardsman, the first one identifies as the squad-leader Jacob, the second Matt, the other two are silent.
- 7:39 PM - Friend_Computer Matt identifies as comms and the third is medic and fourth is demo
- 7:40 PM - Friend_Computer: // Wat is dat madness
- 7:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 in the meantime I charge my ring using my portable fusion generator
- 7:40 PM - Friend_Computer: // They have no hygiene officer!
- 7:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I see.
- 7:41 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Has your command structure completely disintegrated due to this invasion?
- 7:42 PM - Friend_Computer A wild mart brings meat and cheese here
- 7:42 PM - Friend_Computer BACJK
- 7:42 PM - Friend_Computer With a green lil man
- 7:42 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Do you expect anything that even closely resembles reinforcements?
- 7:43 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Or has this world been effectively...abandoned?
- 7:43 PM - Friend_Computer: "Yes, higher ranking officials were taken out by the first bombardment."
- 7:43 PM - Friend_Computer: "Distress calls indicated that a military fleet will be here in a week"
- 7:44 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: When was this distress call made?
- 7:44 PM - Friend_Computer: "Just now, some sort of trader dropped off a beacon and we used it's amplification to signal to the fleet."
- 7:45 PM - Friend_Computer: // You guys did good!
- 7:45 PM - Friend_Computer Harr takes a little "walk" with the demolition officer
- 7:45 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Harr, you had better bring him back in one piece.
- 7:45 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Or I will have your ass pinned to the outside of this building.
- 7:45 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Never a problem, ma'am.
- 7:45 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Yar.
- 7:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: What type of reinforcements, exactly?
- 7:46 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: More Guard?
- 7:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: planet buster
- 7:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: trolololol
- 7:47 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Mart, don't put random words together followed by garbage noise from your mouth.
- 7:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: archie taught me that word
- 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: also guys
- 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: say hi to ben
- 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: he will be our foriegn correspondant now
- 7:48 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 appears to be sleeping
- 7:48 PM - Friend_Computer Its a grot, a smal ork.
- 7:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: along with Markus' caretaker
- 7:49 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss wakesu p after an ightmare
- 7:49 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 7:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: So then.
- 7:49 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Where are the other parts of you PDF guys hiding?
- 7:50 PM - Friend_Computer Harr returns with his prisoner.
- 7:50 PM - Friend_Computer: "We're the only ones in this town, its rather small."
- 7:50 PM - Friend_Computer: "It used to be 100 of us"
- 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Woah.
- 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Oh.
- 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I almost assumed you were trying to tell me that you were four people for one town.
- 7:50 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Well, Weiss. We found someone who even outclasses you.
- 7:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: ben!
- 7:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: how would you like... a set of armor!
- 7:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: cant have you being blon up now, can we?
- 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: YES WE WON
- 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: I AM RESERVED FOR PARANOIA
- 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: // WE GOT SO MUCH SHIT
- 7:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //wut
- 7:52 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Wut?
- 7:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Were there any survivors amongst the populace in this town?
- 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: // TF2 items
- 7:52 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //wut
- 7:52 PM - Friend_Computer: // :U
- 7:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //you get rewarded with items now?
- Friend_Computer is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer: // WE did mann up
- 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer: // Seven people with squad vouchers and normal vouchers
- 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer: // shit ton of items
- 7:53 PM - Friend_Computer Harr returns with the demolition officer
- 7:54 PM - Friend_Computer: "We had a talk apparently."
- 7:54 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: what did he say
- 7:54 PM - Friend_Computer: "He ordered me not to talk about it."
- 7:54 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: if you want we can confinsccate all his clothes and force him to run through town
- 7:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: It was more of a recommendation rather than an order, really.
- 7:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Recommendation revoked by my authority as squad leader.
- 7:55 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: This is not the time to be keeping secrets from your squadmates.
- 7:55 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Now then, I order you to give Mart over there your Meltagun.
- 7:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: juicy.
- 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
- 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: who wants to go to the hospital with me?
- 7:56 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You gave an order to who just now?
- 7:56 PM - Friend_Computer The soldier hands him the meltagun
- 7:56 PM - Friend_Computer: // demolition offic
- 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: tasty
- 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: anyways
- 7:56 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
- 7:57 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Alright, PDF Squad Lader.
- 7:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: wanna go loot that hospital?
- 7:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
- 7:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Sure, why not
- 7:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: I call painkillers.
- 7:57 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Do you have any fallback position or military base to report to in case the town is overrun?
- 7:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i call syringes
- 7:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Hey, Jony, you've been quiet.
- 7:57 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: How many happy pills did you take?
- 7:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: weisss
- 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "Yes we do."
- 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "Its located in a more tropical part of the planet within a mountain."
- 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "From there we can deploy multiple aircraft and have a steady defense is push comes to shove."
- 7:58 PM - Friend_Computer: "However its a long way from here."
- 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: well
- 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: we can do it
- 7:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: In other words.
- 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: me and weiss are gonna loot the hospital
- 7:59 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: You people were never even expected to make your way there alive?
- 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: you guys get to the vehicle garage nearby
- 7:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: find some wheels
- 8:00 PM - Friend_Computer: "Probably not sadly."
- 8:00 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss gives everyone cyanide pills!
- 8:00 PM - Friend_Computer What
- 8:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Welp, lets go
- 8:01 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 heads off to the hospital with Mart.
- 8:01 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Alright.
- 8:01 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 heads off to the vehicle depot with the soldiers.
- 8:01 PM - Friend_Computer Harr and the squad run off to the vehicle depot
- 8:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 shoves Harr to the second spot and heads to the vehicle garage.
- 8:01 PM - Friend_Computer: Demo officer: What about me sir? I lack a weapon.
- 8:01 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: I'm the Squad Leader.
- 8:01 PM - Friend_Computer: // You forced him to give the melta gun
- 8:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: And...well.
- 8:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 hands over her laspistol. Grudgingly.
- 8:02 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: Break the pistol and Computer willing I will break you.
- 8:02 PM - Harr-R-HER-1 tosses Demo his laspistol too.
- 8:02 PM - Friend_Computer Will hands over the laspistol she took from harr to the demo officer
- 8:02 PM - Friend_Computer: // Remember at the first part of this mission w/ the comms outpost
- 8:03 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Yeah, I still got my plasma and sword.
- 8:03 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: Here, go duel-wield them like a fiend.
- 8:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //yeah FC
- 8:04 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11 continues on to the vehicle depot.
- 8:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //what about?
- 8:05 PM - Friend_Computer The remaining part of the squad and PDC squad swag off to vehicle depot
- Harr-R-HER-1 disconnected.
- 8:06 PM - Friend_Computer: // Har crashed
- 8:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //So uh
- 8:06 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //I'd like to ask how much time everyone has left
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Like, two times.
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Crahsing wise
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // in five hours
- Harr-R-HER-1 entered chat.
- 8:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //I'm running out of time to play for today
- 8:07 PM - Harr-R-HER-1: // Argh, computer crashed again.
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer There appears to be a large amount of orks in the way
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Shall we leave it as it is
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // since it has been an especially long game anyway
- 8:07 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //So yeah...against all odds, we made progress. So...can we have this ork horde as cliffhanger?
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Sure
- 8:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //sure
- 8:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i'll call it a night
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // Its more or less STEALTH
- 8:07 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //fine with me
- 8:07 PM - Friend_Computer: // since you can't keel entire horde
- 8:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //YOU UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWER
- 8:08 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Dom. Its possible. Just needs more DAKKA
- 8:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //On the other hand, we have squishy NPCs with us who WILL die if we try
- 8:08 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //Someone log the fuck out of this shit
- 8:09 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Cyanide.
- 8:09 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: //Solves things. Fire Cyanide tablets from your guns
- Harr-R-HER-1 left chat.
- 8:10 PM - Will-Y-DIE-11: //I'd give a lot for a good, big container of mustard gas
- 8:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //how about
- 8:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //cheese gas
- 8:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: So I realized something
- 8:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: we forgot to bring the tyranid along to keep it under constant sedative
- 8:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: :U
- 8:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //that techpriest probably killed it
- 8:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //and yeah will, i have tear gas
- 8:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //actually, its make-lesser-beings-pass-out-gas
- 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: Alright
- 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: sidechats posted
- 8:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: and le mainchat?
- 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: YOU
- 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: Have maincaht
- 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: you promised
- 8:12 PM - Friend_Computer: ;l
- 8:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: okay
- 8:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: i can do that
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