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  1. Met a deity tonight in the woods .....
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  3. He bestowed himself with amazing grace and mannerism and said :
  4. "Hey, my names Jake, nice to meet ya'"
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  6. Firm yet, loose handshake , the perfect combo for any handshake.
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  10. Hair like mine but longer I envy him :.
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  12.      Out of his 2016 Mustang fuckin sick rims, sounds fuckin loud as shit, can do 130 fuckin easy , piles out 6 people, all varying, two girls four boys, some were drunk some were high, ah but yes , my friend Jake was still perfect , came equipped with a torch and some swishers, we walk into the woods, I sit with the man and he says "hey man this torch can uh light that evenly, want me to?" I said hell yeah, and he took it, life I mean, and used his light to bring the worlds to existence , all the while doing it without "hitting it cause I ain't tryna stealtheriver5@gmail.com from You" this man dressed in amazing clothes with a tight ass watch that was gold with a rasta bracelet, and a great face, crisp yet sharp, not too white, but a little tan, one pierced ear that was a ring type thing. So then we start my thing, we pass that between me and him, then after sometime he says "hey man, want me to roll you one?" Holding the blunts proudly , I saw "hell yeah" already being affected by my thing I noticed I didn't have that much left but alas, gods cheerful glee at me made me say "yeah yeah go ahead". So he goes "uhh alright yeah can I use your bag to roll?" I say yeah and get the things out of my bag my stuff and my Grindr, so I pass it to him "oh wow hey a Grindr that's one thing everybody always doesn't have" I say "oh haha yeah I have one " he proceeded to go through the process with little light at times and deal with who the fuck was driving his car at the moment , who made sure the alarm wasn't going off, he still pulled this off effortlessly, then he proceeds to say "hey here hit this man , this will be a lot smoother than what you have." And he was correct. I inhale softly yet quickly, getting the perfect amount of smoke but nothing was burning my throat, things tasted grand, he was god giving me life, I hand it back "yeah man they are amazing" we finish that up. All the while keeping control of the situation as in life. Controlling his creations. I then see him worrying about who the fuck is driving his car. His car then pulls up, the driver gets out, pretty sure he was also under gods influence, lets him in as he gathers his sheep, they then flawlessly drive off, in a speed of death fury. And then I go inside head up my stairs hear his noise fade, then think of his play in my life , texted you and wrote a bible.
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  18.  Cooleians 4:20 - Master jakeyatta 
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