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Swift_M0nkey

Pussy Magnet

Oct 3rd, 2014
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  1. >You're walking down the street to Twilight's house for your daily dose of magic.
  2. >Apparently you've been personally selected by Princess Celestia to be her star pupil's magical guinea pig.
  3. >Woo hoo for you.
  4. >Last week, the Elements of harmony themselves had to stop you when she turned you into a crossbreed of a Hydra and a Dragon.
  5. >Basically a four headed, fire breathing, flying Hydra.
  6. >So you can't wait to see what Sparkle has for you today.
  7. >Knock on her door and wait a few minutes until Spike opens it.
  8. >"Hey man. She's downstairs."
  9. "Thanks."
  10. >You walk in and he leaves, closing the door behind him.
  11. >Walk down into her basement.
  12. "Twilight?"
  13. >A smash is heard and she comes out from under her desk.
  14. "What are you doing there?"
  15. >"Ugh..."
  16. >She rubs her horn
  17. >"I was getting something under the desk... You startled me."
  18. "Oh, sorry."
  19. >She stands up straight and moves to the middle of the room.
  20. >"Okay, come on. What spell do you want me to try out today?"
  21. "I don't really give a shit, but please don't make it involve you having sex with me. Because you already try that enough."
  22. >She blushes.
  23. "That wasn't a compliment."
  24. >"I know."
  25. >You look around at all the books and scrolls lying around.
  26. >Then back to Twilight who licks her lips at you.
  27. >Why does it have to be her that's insanely attracted to you?
  28. >Why can't the others be like this, like Rarity or her little sister?
  29. >An idea pops into your mind.
  30. "Hey Twi, I actually do have a preference with the spell today."
  31. >Her eyes open wide and she smiles.
  32. >"Really?!"
  33. "Yeah! Can you make me a pussy magnet?"
  34. >She raises an eyebrow at you.
  35. >"Are you sure?"
  36. >Nod to her.
  37. "Yeah. Make it happen, magic pony."
  38. >She sighs.
  39. >"Alright... Come into the middle of the room."
  40. >You walk into the middle of the room and she glows her horn.
  41. >A wall of purple is spawned around you.
  42. >The walls close in on you with and with a blinding flash everything is back to normal.
  43. >Well except for the purple pony straddling your stomach.
  44. "Twilight... Get off."
  45. >She pushes against you.
  46. >"I can't!"
  47. >You grab her mane and pull away from you.
  48. >"Aauauugh! Stop!"
  49. >Stop pulling.
  50. "You know when I heard that horses could use every muscle in their vagina, I didn't think they could make it like a suction cup. Seriously, get the fuck off me."
  51. >"I...I can't! You said you wanted to be a pussy magnet!"
  52. >Think about this for a second.
  53. "Wait... God damn it Twilight I didn't mean a literal pussy magnet, you dense horse! Reverse it!"
  54. >"All spells last a day, don't you know that?"
  55. "Yeah you tell me every fucking day Twilight."
  56. >She is quiet
  57. "I'm going home to find something to help me pry you off."
  58. >You walk up the stairs and out the door.
  59. >"Anon, this isn't a good idea."
  60. "Shut it, Sparkle."
  61. >You take a few steps and then hear a strange noise.
  62. >Like some pony screaming "weee"
  63. >Turn toward the noise and see Pinkie flying at you pussy first.
  64. >She smacks against your side and stays there.
  65. >"Mmmm, hi Nono..."
  66. >She grinds against you.
  67. "What the fuck? Oh shit, IT'S FOR EVERYONE?!"
  68. >Twilight nods.
  69. >Suddenly the sounds of screaming attracts your attention.
  70. >You look to the left and see Flitter flying at you, pussy first also.
  71. "FUCK THAT!"
  72. >You take off running into town and immediately regret it.
  73. >Mares everywhere just standing and talking or looking at things to buy at the market come flying toward you, rear end first.
  74. >Flitter hits the back of your head with a thwack, knocking you on your stomach.
  75. >The rest of them at the scene add to the fish stack.
  76. >*SMACK* *THWAP* *PLOP* *SQUISH*
  77. >You are reduced to a moaning, wet, and squishy roast beef monster.
  78. >When they stop hitting your body, you stand.
  79. "Holy... Shit..."
  80. >Half of Ponyville is now humping your back, drenching you in their fluids
  81. >This is awful.
  82. >You are a walking pile of sex.
  83. "HAVE TO... GET HOME..."
  84. >Step by step you walk along the path.
  85. >The school bell rings.
  86. >Just your fucking luck.
  87. >Shortly after, the sounds of filly screams hits your ears.
  88. >Adrenaline is your best fucking friend right now as you manage to sprint down the path with almost all the mares in the town on your back and legs.
  89. >You approach Carousel Boutique and jump inside, slamming the door behind you.
  90. >Sounds of filly cunt smacking against the door confirm you are safe for now.
  91. >Twilight speaks clearly, being the only one on your stomach as of now.
  92. >"Hey Anon, I'm sorry."
  93. >You slump over to the couch and sit down.
  94. >Well, you would be on the couch if these damn ponies weren't there.
  95. >You're sitting on them because they're on your ass.
  96. >There is a screech noise and the sound of tearing wallpaper.
  97. "What the fuck?"
  98. >You stand and walk over to the stairs, the source of the noise.
  99. >Opal is clinging to the wallpaper, her entire body being pulled toward you.
  100. "FUCK!"
  101. >She flies at your neck.
  102. >You grab her and try to pull off but she doesn't budge.
  103. "Fuck you Twilight."
  104. >A whine and some mare on you squirts, hitting your ear.
  105. "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
  106. >A meek voice calls out.
  107. >"S-Sorry."
  108. >You shake your head and begin thinking of a plan.
  109. >Maybe you could somehow run home without being a walking pussy magnet for real.
  110. >But you know you can't run that fast.
  111. >The door suddenly breaks down, giving you no time to think.
  112. >The school fillies come flying at you.
  113. "SHIT!"
  114. >You try to turn but are not fast enough.
  115. >All of them smack against your front, leaving only your head untouched.
  116. >You take a step and the ground creaks like a motherfucker.
  117. "Have mercy... Please..."
  118. >Step by step you make it to the door.
  119. >When you make it outside, you see the sun is in the middle of the sky.
  120. "How am I going to do this?"
  121. >As you're looking at the sky with Ponyville's mares on your back, a twinkle is seen from it.
  122. >As it comes closer, you recognize it as a massive crowd of ponies flying at you pussy first from Canterlot.
  123. >Leading the pack is Princess Celestia.
  124. "Fuck that!"
  125. >You turn to move, but the weight is too much.
  126. >Quick Anon, you have to think of a plan!
  127. >Really straining your brain, you can't seem to think of something.
  128. "GOD DAMN IT I WISH I COULD FLY!"
  129. >...That's it!
  130. "All of you pegasi, start flying and I'll squirm more!"
  131. >They do as asked and you actually get into the air and going quite fast.
  132. "Into the Everfree!"
  133. >They fly you further away from the crowd of screaming pussy pilots to a part of a swamp.
  134. >Suddenly the mares all share collective moans and juices rain down on the poor animals in the forest.
  135. >The multi-orgasms happening all over your body make the mares slow down.
  136. >Eventually they land in the swampy area below.
  137. >The rest of the ponies from Canterlot slam into you, covering everything except a tiny sliver of light.
  138. >You sit in your slimy and moaning pony ball as you watch the swamp because you can't fucking move.
  139. "How am I going to get out of this one alive?"
  140. >The swamp begins to bubble and something rises from it.
  141. >A fucking Hydra comes out.
  142. "You know what, fuck this! I'd rather die now than suffer from pony barrages!"
  143. >The Hydra stomps toward you.
  144. "FUCKING KILL ME!"
  145. >This is it.
  146. >Finally release from this torment.
  147. >The Hydra steps down again, but begins to move toward you in a strange fashion.
  148. >Almost as if it isn't moving its legs...
  149. >Oh shit.
  150. >It's coming at you with its scaly turkey first.
  151. >The Hydra comes in quickly with its giant pussy.
  152. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
  153. >...
  154. >You awake in a hospital bed with Twilight next to you.
  155. "Ugh... What... Was it a dream?"
  156. >The doctor there excitedly speaks.
  157. >"Not at all! When the magic wore off, we found you in the Everfree being used in tug of war by a manticore and a griffon's vagina!"
  158. >He just says that like there's not a problem with it.
  159. >Twilight smiles at you.
  160. >"I'm so glad you're okay Anon."
  161. >You grab her by the face and throw her out the open window.
  162. "Fucking Twilight..."
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