You Wouldn't Pirate an Epic

Dec 13 13:35:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Les doesn't remember what exactly she was doing before, but now she's being gently shaken awake and it seems like it's DARK.  "Lesieli!  Wakeupwakeupwakeup!"  It's a female voice, and whoever's doing it is starting to shake harder and harder.
Dec 13 13:37:40 <Lesieli> "Mnnn urgghhh whaa - OHARCEUSNONOTTHETERRORPLUSLEAGAIN"
Dec 13 13:37:41 * Lesieli freaks out as she's shaken awake
Dec 13 13:38:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> Marie manages to get out of the way of your head shooting up, avoiding a black eye or bloody nose.  "Terror Plusle?"
Dec 13 13:38:38 * Lesieli and sits up straight, heart pounding  "Who what huh?"
Dec 13 13:39:00 * Lesieli peers into the darkness ". . . Marie?  That you?"
Dec 13 13:39:31 <Lesieli> "Oh nevermind that, just a bad dream again.  What's wrong?"
Dec 13 13:39:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> She gets up and flicks the lights on.  "Your friends left off without you, and I got kind of a bad feeling!"
Dec 13 13:41:21 <Lesieli> ". . . you woke me with night terrors for a bad feeling?"
Dec 13 13:41:22 <Lesieli>  "Wait, they're gone?  What?  Did Aether kidnap them in the night?"
Dec 13 13:41:41 <Lesieli> ". . . then why wouldn't they take me too, I'm not important enough?"
Dec 13 13:41:43 * Lesieli pouts
Dec 13 13:42:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Maybe they got tired of waiting on you!"
Dec 13 13:43:36 <Lesieli> "Waiting . . . for me to be kidnapped from them?"
Dec 13 13:45:01 <Lesieli> "Man, they're not usually that polite, but hey, I ain't gonna complain.  Would make it easier to stop them"
Dec 13 13:45:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> "But when I say they're gone, I mean they went down.  They dived down to the Sunken City."
Dec 13 13:47:22 <Lesieli> "Ah, so we know where they're at?  Then what are we waiting for, let's go rescue them from the enemies clutches! Come on!"
Dec 13 13:47:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Marie straightens her hair.  "Nono, Aether didn't kidnap them."
Dec 13 13:48:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Your friends were planning on going down there today, remember, you got diving suits from Lecia for this?"
Dec 13 13:49:07 <Lesieli> "Oh.  Oh.  Okay."
Dec 13 13:49:13 * Lesieli tries to clear her head
Dec 13 13:49:37 <Lesieli> "But, I thought we were gonna wait till morning, it's so hard to see underwater at night.  And they just left me?"
Dec 13 13:49:55 <Kain> Not for a lack of trying.
Dec 13 13:49:59 <Kain> She is a damn sleepyhead.
Dec 13 13:51:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Guess they were in a hurry.  You can catch up to them if you suit up and hurry up...or...do you think you'll need some help?"
Dec 13 13:54:53 <Lesieli> "Well if there's no Aether down there, could there really be much in the way of danger?  It's just an abandoned sunken city"
Dec 13 13:56:05 <Lesieli> ". . . you really think they're in danger down there?"
Dec 13 13:56:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I do."
Dec 13 13:56:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Just because there's no humans down there doesn't mean there isn't something dangerous down there."
Dec 13 13:57:23 <Lesieli> "Then I'm sure they could use any help they can get."
Dec 13 13:57:50 <Lesieli> " . . . not sure I'm brave enough to dive into sunken ruins in the middle of the night alone either"
Dec 13 13:58:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> "All right, I'll go with you."
Dec 13 14:02:12 <Lesieli> So, Wetsuits, how the heck do these things work?  Les tries her best to not screw up putting these things on
Dec 13 14:02:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> they came with directions
Dec 13 14:03:11 <Lesieli> That doesn't mean much for me
Dec 13 14:03:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Step 1: take off all your clothes, step 2: get the loose baggy suit on, step 3: press a button to vacuum seal the suit to contour to you, step 4: get your helmet + rebreather on.
Dec 13 14:03:59 <Lesieli> That can still be screwed up!
Dec 13 14:04:00 <Ululane> Bonus Step: Pick your favorite color
Dec 13 14:04:01 <Lesieli> Also, lewd
Dec 13 14:04:15 <Lesieli> Does it have to be ALL my clothes?
Dec 13 14:05:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> You can still wear underwear, but big stuff is gonna' make making the suit snugly not work out too well
Dec 13 14:06:40 <Lesieli> Ok, that's a little better.  Les still feels a bit uncomfortable in the suit, especially if it's form fitting, which it sounds like it is
Dec 13 14:08:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> It has a little color slider on it that lets you change the color of the suit
Dec 13 14:08:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> Nifty~
Dec 13 14:08:20 <Lesieli> Also, one suit for her little fighting hero to escort her down.
Dec 13 14:08:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> He gets suited up as well!  After you're both suited up, Marie meets you on deck.  "Ready to go?"
Dec 13 14:09:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> She's still in the same clothes as earlier.
Dec 13 14:09:06 <Lesieli> Sorry Sully, but if we're heading underwater I'm gonna want some electric power to rely on.
Dec 13 14:09:27 * Lesieli takes a minute to decide on color schemes to roll with
Dec 13 14:09:43 <Lesieli> "Sounds good, let's head out."
Dec 13 14:12:11 * Lesieli She decides on a . . . I almost said Victini tan, but that'd probably make her look naked, so no go.  Something Salmonish I guess?  I dunno.  A darker red for Saitama, what else would he wear?
Dec 13 14:14:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Cool."  She tosses her dress off and jumps into the water.
Dec 13 14:15:01 <Lesieli> This may be the lewdest session I've seen in awhile.  Les blushes a bit, but hops on in after
Dec 13 14:16:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> You jump in and...it's pitch black until you turn on the helmet's light on.  After you do that (Saitama figures it out on his own, too), you see Marie, who's shifted form to look a bit like http://41.media.tumblr.com/272382c1df40a0c87092ebb290ec04db/tumblr_mxr63nhDK41reuv3go1_1280.jpg She waves when you look at her.
Dec 13 14:17:22 <Lesieli> D-did she leave a top of some kind on?
Dec 13 14:17:31 * Lesieli blushes and waves back
Dec 13 14:18:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Not at all, it'd get in the way of swimming.  She motions for you to follow her and starts swimming DOWN
Dec 13 14:18:32 <Lesieli> 1d6-2 Swimming?  Alright, I'll try~
Dec 13 14:18:32 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, Swimming?  Alright, I'll try~: -1 [1d6=1]
Dec 13 14:18:50 <Lesieli> . . . I am the best swimmer ever
Dec 13 14:19:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> YOu FLAIL AROUND and eventually Marie comes up and grabs you by the arm and starts dragging you down with her.
Dec 13 14:20:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> She swims mostly with the TAIL rather than her arms, so it doesn't seem to be too difficult for her to take you along with her
Dec 13 14:22:27 * Lesieli is too grateful about not drowning to be embarrassed.  Yeah, she'd probably find a way to drown even with an airtight suit and rebreather.
Dec 13 14:26:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> It seems like forever, but eventually a big DOME comes into sight in the water.  Marie looks around at it, and eventually finds something to swim towards in the darkness.
Dec 13 14:26:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Specifically, a crack near the edge of the dome.
Dec 13 14:27:23 <Lesieli> Are we talking like, a really big fancy building dome?  Or a city-covering dome?
Dec 13 14:27:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> A city-covering dome.
Dec 13 14:28:22 <Lesieli> That's pretty dang big
Dec 13 14:30:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> There are parts of it that are clogged up by boulders and rocks and seem like the holes were there to begin wtih, to let sunlight and rain in, but now they're plugged up, leaving the majority of the city comepletely shielded from above.  The crack Marie drags you toward looks like it has a hole big enough for a person to fit inside, and it's starting to get some current towards it.
Dec 13 14:31:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> Marie stops and knocks on your helmet.
Dec 13 14:32:58 * Lesieli nods.  Yeah, I'm paying attention.  Into the current?
Dec 13 14:33:12 <Lesieli> Seems kinda dangerous, but ok
Dec 13 14:33:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> She nods, then kisses the glass of your helmet, kind of over where your mouth would be, then pushes you into the current, winking.
Dec 13 14:34:02 <Lesieli> AAAAAHHH WHAT
Dec 13 14:34:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> She waves goodbye and then starts swimming back up~
Dec 13 14:34:34 * Lesieli flails in the current.  Wait, where's she going now?
Dec 13 14:34:49 <Lesieli> DID SHE JUST ABANDON ME TO A WATERY GRAVE
Dec 13 14:35:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hard to say!  The current pulls you and Saitama towards the dome, into the crack...and then gushes into an area with AIR, where you're dumped into a gutter for collecting, which is effectively a WATER SLIDE now, and it slides you down to the ground, where...roll me acrobatics.
Dec 13 14:36:08 <Lesieli> 1d6-2 Hahaha, Acrobatics, yeah
Dec 13 14:36:08 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, Hahaha, Acrobatics, yeah: -1 [1d6=1]
Dec 13 14:36:18 <Ululane> (Perfect)
Dec 13 14:36:22 <Lesieli> Boy am I on my game today
Dec 13 14:37:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> You faceplant on to a drainage grate, where the water is deposited.  Owwwww.  The helmet's HUD says in the corner "BREATHABLE AIR DETECTED.  ADJUSTING BODY TO AIR PRESSURE.  HELMET SAFE TO REMOVE IN 20 MINUTES."  There's a clacking sound nearby.
Dec 13 14:38:35 <Lesieli> Ouch
Dec 13 14:38:48 <Lesieli> Imma need a moment to recover here
Dec 13 14:40:01 <Lesieli> Clacking sound?  That may or may not be ominous
Dec 13 14:40:23 <Lesieli> Don't tell me these ruins were made by, like, the pokeworld equivalent of aquatic dwemer or something
Dec 13 14:41:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Getting up, you seem to be in some kind of...well, surprisingly intact ruins, a whole city fo them.  There's a Crawdaunt near you that's at the edge of a pool of water, staring at you and making clacking noises with its pincers.
Dec 13 14:43:05 * Lesieli smiles and gives him a little wave, then takes a good look around at where the heck am I?
Dec 13 14:45:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> You seem to be at the edge of the city.  This part of the city has several areas that are submerged, including what looks like an amphitheater underwater nearby.  There's some sounds in the distance, but it's mostly quiet.  Besides the clacking.  HE WON'T STOP.  Roll me PokeEdu
Dec 13 14:46:16 <Lesieli> 6d6+6  Clackers gonna clack, right?
Dec 13 14:46:17 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, Clackers gonna clack, right?: 27 [6d6=2,1,4,6,6,2]
Dec 13 14:47:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Crawdaunts are incredibly territorial pokemon.  This thing is basically issuing a warning that it will NO HOLDS BARRED KICK YOUR ASS if you step into its pool.  They also keep clacking anyway if they think whatever's coming their way is stronger than them, in the hopes that they'll fool it into thinking they can kick that thing's ass.
Dec 13 14:49:20 <Lesieli> Well, I'll take that as a compliment.   I'd even give him a friendly pet, but I like my fingers.  I'm not actually in his pool, am I?
Dec 13 14:49:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> You're not, thankfully.
Dec 13 14:54:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> What'll you do?  The others can't be too far from here...
Dec 13 14:54:55 <Lesieli> It's alright little buddy, I ain't gonna mess with ya.  She backs up away from him, then takes a good look to think about where to go now and holy crap I'm in a ruined underwater city all alone and have no idea what to do or where to go aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dec 13 14:55:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Looking arooooound...
Dec 13 14:56:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> the biggest, most focal building here is a large...you're not entirely sure what it is, but it's elevated above the rest of the city and is very tall, almost towering.  You get the feeling, judging by the designs on the outside and the location, that it's some kind of shrine.
Dec 13 14:56:46 <Lesieli> Probably should see if the team's around.  And into the empty cavernous space she lets out a big "HELLO?  ANYONE THERE?  YOU GUYS AROUND SOMEWHERE?"
Dec 13 14:59:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> It echoes inside your helmet and you get the feeling nobody can hear you through it.  The helmet seems to be equipped with some kind of radio feature for speaking between suits, but it's hard to say if anyone's aorund.
Dec 13 14:59:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> *arouned
Dec 13 14:59:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> *AROUND
Dec 13 14:59:25 <Lesieli> Well don't I feel silly now.  How long till I can take it off?
Dec 13 15:00:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> HUD says "HELMET SAFE TO REMOVE IN 15 MINUTES"
Dec 13 15:01:05 <Lesieli> Well great.  Let's try the radio while walking aimlessly down the street(?)
Dec 13 15:01:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> You head towards the shrine in the middle...and I guess we'll wait to continue until Domo comes back~
Dec 13 15:04:00 <Lesieli> Sounds fine I suppose
Dec 13 15:13:39 * Domovoi (~Domo@Rizon-56478204.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined
Dec 13 15:13:49 * Kain is now known as Knox
Dec 13 15:13:56 * Domovoi is now known as Mako_M
Dec 13 15:14:23 * Mako_M is now known as Mako_K
Dec 13 15:16:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> SO!  After resting for a while after fighting that psycho of a Jellicent, ANOTHER alien invader in a space suit shows up int he shrine's door.
Dec 13 15:16:43 * Vandaeron is now known as Mackenzie
Dec 13 15:16:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> way
Dec 13 15:18:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Specifically Lesieli.  She's followed by a shorter suit, probably Saitama.
Dec 13 15:18:13 <Ululane> Kill them with fire.
Dec 13 15:18:29 <Mako_K> "Hey, my place is popular today."
Dec 13 15:18:53 * Knox checks with the radio just to be sure. "Identify yourself."
Dec 13 15:18:53 <Lesieli> Oh, have I finally run into people?
Dec 13 15:18:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli, after walking over to the shrine, up the stairs to it and down all the streets leading it, you enter and by the entrance you see a certain MAKO KALAMA
Dec 13 15:19:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Your HUD says that you should be able to open the helmet about now.
Dec 13 15:19:36 <Mako_K> "Ey yo, what's up? Look who got out of bed."
Dec 13 15:19:37 <Lesieli> Nope, just ghosts.  What would I expect in abandoned ruins anyways?
Dec 13 15:20:52 * Knox is sitting somewhere near Mako in the shrine, making adjustments to that damned gun of his.
Dec 13 15:20:59 * Lesieli responds over said radio  "Ah sorry, therapist back when told me I shouldn't chat with hallucinations.  I gotta go find my friends, somewhere in this big place.  See ya"
Dec 13 15:21:18 <Mako_K> Mako points at Knox and the others. "Right here."
Dec 13 15:21:22 * Lesieli turns around to head off.  Just don't respond, and they'll go away again
Dec 13 15:21:36 <Ululane> "Hey! She woke up! Someone must have m- wait, how in the hell did she actually get here on her own?"
Dec 13 15:21:50 <Knox> "You get your ass back over here right the hell now, Keli'i."
Dec 13 15:22:06 <Mackenzie> "We have things to fight, you know."
Dec 13 15:23:03 <Knox> "Mako's alive. Get your hellos in and get ready. We have shit to do. Good of you to join us for it. ...So don't walk off now, there's vicious shit out there."
Dec 13 15:23:38 <Ululane> "Meeeeeleeeee, there are shrines here! Cool ones, neat ones, divine ones!"
Dec 13 15:23:52 <Lesieli> "Nope, sorry, more you respond more they grow confident. . . wait what?  Really?"
Dec 13 15:24:06 <Lesieli> "Ooh, lemme see, where they at?"
Dec 13 15:24:13 <Ululane> "Not until we beat up a shark."
Dec 13 15:24:37 <Ululane> "...or sharkhorror...something awful."
Dec 13 15:24:43 <Lesieli> "Why, he blocking the path or something?"
Dec 13 15:24:55 <Ululane> "No, but I'm giving you more nightmares if you don't come."
Dec 13 15:25:16 <Knox> "We need some things the leaders of the pokemon packs down here have for this central shrine area."
Dec 13 15:26:27 <Lesieli> "Wait, so it was YOUR fault?  You little - local pokemon packs?  Figures there'd be lots around, surprised the only one I've seen is a little Crawdaunt
Dec 13 15:26:59 <Knox> "Was that little wimp trying shit again? Ah, well, you're likely to see a lot more crawdaunts soon enough."
Dec 13 15:27:15 <Mako_K> "The Crawdaunts and Sharpedos control one artifact, the Barabaracles control another. Once we get those two, we'll have the full set."
Dec 13 15:27:32 <Ululane> "And then we get three wishes."
Dec 13 15:27:46 <Lesieli> " . . no joke?  Nifty"
Dec 13 15:27:52 <Ululane> "Joke."
Dec 13 15:28:08 <Lesieli> "tsk.  Would be nice"
Dec 13 15:28:12 <Mako_K> "Well, we get to fix some god-level problems, so that's like three wishes."
Dec 13 15:28:39 <Mako_K> "We ready to go? They're going to know something is up."
Dec 13 15:28:41 <Knox> "If you want magic lamps you're probably better off going to Drapistan or something."
Dec 13 15:28:50 <Knox> "Yeah, I'm good."
Dec 13 15:28:50 <Ululane> "Yepyepyep, let's go."
Dec 13 15:29:13 * Mackenzie glances at the watch that isn't on his wrist.
Dec 13 15:29:19 <Lesieli> "Artifacts, huh?  What kind of artifacts?"
Dec 13 15:29:45 * Knox shows off the rock they got from the Jellicent queen if Aori wants to describe that again real quick.
Dec 13 15:29:49 <Mako_K> "Artifacts linked to different Wakinese gods." He hops down the shrine steps and gestures to lead the way.
Dec 13 15:29:59 * Lesieli tags along, ready to go, conveniently forgetting to mention Marie since nobody asked
Dec 13 15:30:05 <Lesieli> "Ooohhhh"
Dec 13 15:30:18 <Knox> Mel actually did ask
Dec 13 15:30:34 <Ululane> That did happen.
Dec 13 15:30:41 <Lesieli> She asked a rhetorical question, not aimed at me, so I didn't pick up on it
Dec 13 15:30:55 <Ululane> Not even remotely rhetorical.
Dec 13 15:30:58 <Knox> Anyway, Knox goes to leave, too.
Dec 13 15:31:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's a big purple orb, with little lines carved into it.  Every now and then, yellow energy pulses through it, like electricity (in fact, it is electricity), and there's an engraving of Kanaloa's face on one side of it, carved in like the lines
Dec 13 15:31:39 <Ululane> Melanie follows.
Dec 13 15:31:42 <Lesieli> Mmm, your right, not rhetorical, but still more of an open question, like a personal musing.
Dec 13 15:35:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> If you're all going off...near the border of the Shark/Crab area and the Barbaracle area, fights have started breaking out between groups of them.  Where you're headed, though, is for the Sharpedo area, in what is obviously the biggest pool of water.
Dec 13 15:35:35 <Lesieli> Wait, so we just happened to get here right in the middle of a war?
Dec 13 15:35:52 <Mako_K> Sort of. It was a three way stand off until we eliminated one side, now it's a real war.
Dec 13 15:35:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hyep~
Dec 13 15:37:36 * Knox takes the time to explain some of this to Les on the way if no one else does.
Dec 13 15:38:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's pretty obvious this is the territory of the biggest, baddest shark, since not only is it hte biggest pool, but there's some fancy amphitheater underneath the water here. There's some crumbling tiles sticking out of the water, it seems like they were meant to be high seats for whatever happened in the amphitheater, now they're the only places you can stand in this huge pool.
Dec 13 15:39:18 <Ululane> Melanie starts singing the Jaws theme.
Dec 13 15:39:49 <Lesieli> You mean humming, right?  I can't imagine how you could sing the Jaws theme
Dec 13 15:39:56 <Ululane> I MEAN SHUT UP!
Dec 13 15:40:20 <Lesieli> Oh phew, I almost went straight for the ampitheatre instead of the shrine.
Dec 13 15:40:21 <Ululane> The 'duh's and 'nuh's are to be spoken, not hummed.
Dec 13 15:40:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> As you approach, a Crawdaunt pops out, clacking as per usual, and then a normal Sharpedo pops out of the water, looking at you all with glinting eyes...
Dec 13 15:41:32 * Knox looks back and simply cocks his boltgun, then reaches for a pokeball. He gives a look at Mel. "I brought Fangs. How about you?"
Dec 13 15:41:41 <Mako_K> Mako salutes the two of them. "Yo, where's the big boss?"
Dec 13 15:41:47 <Ululane> Melanie is already letting Kei out.
Dec 13 15:42:17 <Lesieli> "Wait, so are we taking sides here?"
Dec 13 15:42:21 * Knox then lets the Mawile out. ...Huh, funny thing that, Mako, Knox has Med's old Mawile?
Dec 13 15:42:30 <Mako_K> "No, we're kind of a rogue faction."
Dec 13 15:42:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's followed by a colossal sharpedo, long lengthwise but not so much widthwise, with a sword's hilt sticking out of one of its eyes, looking up at all of you.  "It is easy to guess why you are here.  I care not your reasons, whoever wins is right."  The sword slides out of its eyes, its hilt being grabbed by the huge thing's jaws.
Dec 13 15:42:51 <Lesieli> "Beat up all three sides and become the new big boss, got it"
Dec 13 15:44:18 <Mackenzie> "Hopefully we won't actually have to fight all of them."
Dec 13 15:44:31 <Mako_K> Mako is also swapping Volt for Indra.
Dec 13 15:44:42 <Ululane> (There is no gator)
Dec 13 15:44:47 <Mako_K> "Diplomacy may work with the Barabaracles."
Dec 13 15:44:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> (I'm working on it)
Dec 13 15:44:58 * Mackenzie comes bearing Ross
Dec 13 15:46:51 <Ululane> (Dat old school Kei)
Dec 13 15:47:05 <Mackenzie> Ross is speed 29 (just one level short D:)
Dec 13 15:47:23 <Ululane> (Mel 20, Kei 30)
Dec 13 15:48:05 <Lesieli> Wait, he had that thing in his eye?  It's bigger than his body!
Dec 13 15:51:46 <Lesieli> Oh, and Speeds 34 and 30
Dec 13 15:52:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Okay, I think I've got everyone
Dec 13 15:53:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=_ziOAwqfJmU#Valdis_Story_AC_OST_-_Blut_Durst in which case, we can START
Dec 13 15:54:39 <Mako_K> (Can I have control of Indra please)
Dec 13 15:55:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> (there)
Dec 13 15:55:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 ELECTRO BALL on Fangs
Dec 13 15:55:32 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, ELECTRO BALL on Fangs: 5 [1d20=5]
Dec 13 15:55:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2, so I believe that misses
Dec 13 15:56:23 <Mako_K> "What the kami was that? Electric sharks?"
Dec 13 15:56:28 <Knox> Special? Nooo, it actually hits.
Dec 13 15:56:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Also, the Feral One activates his WAR Aura!  All of its moves get a PP Up effect, and Injuries and Massive Damage are done at every 25%!
Dec 13 15:57:23 <Lesieli> Well now, this place certainly does have an aura of divine
Dec 13 15:57:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+37+30+45 damage.  Reduce by both SDf and Spd
Dec 13 15:57:24 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, damage.  Reduce by both SDf and Spd: 129 [2d8=3,4]
Dec 13 15:57:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> The sword in its mouth charges with electricty, which it SWINGS, sending it all out in a ball at Fangs!
Dec 13 15:58:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mackenzie!
Dec 13 15:58:16 <Knox> Is there ANYTHING that can prevent that? Because I will be really pissed if Fangs just got one shot.
Dec 13 15:58:49 <Knox> It'd probably one shot Kei too
Dec 13 15:58:55 <Ululane> (Kei would barely still be up)
Dec 13 15:58:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knox?
Dec 13 15:59:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, then Kei can intercept
Dec 13 15:59:06 <Ululane> (But...I don't really want to do that)
Dec 13 15:59:23 <Ululane> (Because ghost ace, dark types, etc.)
Dec 13 16:00:28 <Knox> Knox grits his teeth and steps in the way, taking the powerful electroball!
Dec 13 16:00:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mackenzie~!
Dec 13 16:01:30 <Knox> Even with his powerful armor and speed, he still takes a sizable hit!
Dec 13 16:01:35 * Mackenzie steps down to the water gingerly, before giving the shark a strangely cute look. "Oh, please! You don't want to beat US up. Give us a break, alright?"
Dec 13 16:01:40 <Mackenzie> 1d20+1 baby-doll eyes
Dec 13 16:01:40 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, baby-doll eyes: 16 [1d20=15]
Dec 13 16:02:22 <Lesieli> (You sure I'm at the right speed?  Should be 34 I believe.)
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Dec 13 16:02:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> The shark's heart melts a little, but you don't see that.  You only see the continued heavy stare from it
Dec 13 16:02:54 * Telume (~vash@Rizon-B88E3998.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined
Dec 13 16:02:59 <Mackenzie> Dang bosses and their resolve.
Dec 13 16:03:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!
Dec 13 16:05:01 <Lesieli> "Oh, you want to play with Gods, huh?  Here we go then"
Dec 13 16:05:11 <Lesieli> 1d20 Godslayer, No War for You (I hope)
Dec 13 16:05:11 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, Godslayer, No War for You (I hope): 9 [1d20=9]
Dec 13 16:05:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss
Dec 13 16:05:32 <Lesieli> Boo
Dec 13 16:05:49 <Knox> In the wake of taking that electro ball, all Knox can do is activate his Mega Ring. "Fangs, Mega Evolve!"
Dec 13 16:06:11 <Mako_K> "Mega what."
Dec 13 16:06:18 <Knox> "You'll see."
Dec 13 16:06:35 <Ululane> "It's like getting all of the chaos emeralds and going super."
Dec 13 16:06:49 <Knox> A stone on a ring on Knox's finger glows brightly and in tune with a gem Fangs is holding!
Dec 13 16:07:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> CHING!  Fangs reforms in a hexagonal sphere, coming out as MEGA MAWILE!  Soul Mate!  Some of the energy from FANGS flows over to Kei!  Synchro!  Kei gained Huge Power!
Dec 13 16:08:07 <Ululane> (Any stat increase with it or just the ability?)
Dec 13 16:08:33 * Lecia (Cille_Lund@6462203F.6AC1B32A.4F3A79CB.IP) has joined
Dec 13 16:08:43 <Ululane> "Knoxy, what the hell did you do to Ke- oh, he looks fine, nevermind."
Dec 13 16:08:43 <Mako_K> "This is crazy. You guys are cheating."
Dec 13 16:08:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Same gains that Fangs got!  +2 Atk, +4 Def, +4 SDf)
Dec 13 16:09:12 <Ululane> "That is a shark with a sword and a god aura. How is that not cheating?!"
Dec 13 16:09:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mega Synchronization!
Dec 13 16:09:38 <Mako_K> "Rules of finders keepers."
Dec 13 16:09:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> (yes that +2 atk applies to the Huge Power)
Dec 13 16:10:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kei!
Dec 13 16:10:25 <Ululane> (Gonna take me a bit to stat)
Dec 13 16:10:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> then while that's going
Dec 13 16:10:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Saitama!
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Dec 13 16:11:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> PS, in case anyone's wondering, if you use two different movement capabilities (in this case overland and swim) you average out the two for your movement
Dec 13 16:12:14 <Lesieli> Which means I can barely move underwater.  Hooray!
Dec 13 16:12:20 * Cille_Lund (Cille_Lund@6462203F.6AC1B32A.4F3A79CB.IP) has joined
Dec 13 16:12:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Les has Levitate
Dec 13 16:12:46 <Lesieli> I meant more for Saitama.  Looks like nothing from us this turn, we're way too far away to hit anything.
Dec 13 16:13:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ross!
Dec 13 16:13:18 * Mackenzie has a bit of a John Spearow gait and mannerism about him at the moment.
Dec 13 16:13:40 <Ululane> (Aight, I'm good)
Dec 13 16:13:48 <Mackenzie> "Oi, Ross!  Go ahead and start with the long-range slicing and dicing!"
Dec 13 16:14:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ross gives a nod and a grin, narrowing his eyes at his target!
Dec 13 16:14:26 <Mackenzie> 1d20 magical leaf crit check
Dec 13 16:14:27 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, magical leaf crit check: 16 [1d20=16]
Dec 13 16:14:50 <Mackenzie> 3d8+10+31 on the bawss
Dec 13 16:14:50 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, on the bawss: 58 [3d8=5,7,5]
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Dec 13 16:15:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> It...doesn't seem to do much.  Maybe he's not water type anymore?
Dec 13 16:16:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mako!  Or Kei, if Cracky's ready!  Or both!
Dec 13 16:17:02 <Ululane> 1d20 Aura Sphere crit check on the crawdaunt
Dec 13 16:17:02 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Aura Sphere crit check on the crawdaunt: 17 [1d20=17]
Dec 13 16:17:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIT
Dec 13 16:17:23 <Ululane> 3d8+10+40+30 Kerpew
Dec 13 16:17:23 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Kerpew: 88 [3d8=4,2,2]
Dec 13 16:17:53 * Lecia (Cille_Lund@6462203F.6AC1B32A.4F3A79CB.IP) has joined
Dec 13 16:18:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> KABLAM
Dec 13 16:18:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kei ONESHOTS the crawdaunt!
Dec 13 16:18:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mako!
Dec 13 16:18:54 <Mako_K> Mako makes a handseal and a shroud of water bubbles out of his skin - Aqua Ring! He then does a running dive into the water and, when he surfaces, lobs an electrified volleyball at the two sharks. Multi-tasking - Thunderpunch!
Dec 13 16:19:02 <Mako_K> 2#1d20 Big Boss, Sharpedo
Dec 13 16:19:02 <PsychoRoll> Mako_K, Big Boss, Sharpedo: 15 [1d20=15], 18 [1d20=18]
Dec 13 16:19:20 <Mako_K> 3d8+10+25 to each
Dec 13 16:19:20 <PsychoRoll> Mako_K, to each: 48 [3d8=6,3,4]
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Dec 13 16:19:34 <Lesieli> Whoa, someone powered up since we last saw him
Dec 13 16:19:45 <Lesieli> . . . wait, how did he get here anyways?  What?
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Dec 13 16:21:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> The BIG ONE doesn't seem bothered, but the NORMAL ONE takes quite the hit from that!
Dec 13 16:21:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Indra!
Dec 13 16:21:42 <Mako_K> Indra goes on a mad dash, rushing past the rest of the team to run headlong into the shark. Reversal!
Dec 13 16:21:44 <Mako_K> 1d20
Dec 13 16:21:44 <PsychoRoll> Mako_K, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
Dec 13 16:21:55 <Mako_K> 2d6+10+24 Fighting Phys
Dec 13 16:21:55 <PsychoRoll> Mako_K, Fighting Phys: 42 [2d6=4,4]
Dec 13 16:22:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> AND IT'S DOWN
Dec 13 16:22:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Feral One!
Dec 13 16:22:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 RAGE on Kei!
Dec 13 16:22:47 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, RAGE on Kei!: 6 [1d20=6]
Dec 13 16:22:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2, so miss
Dec 13 16:22:54 <Ululane> Whoosh
Dec 13 16:23:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> The Feral One is ENRAGED
Dec 13 16:23:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> White Flame!
Dec 13 16:23:16 <Ululane> Oh, Malediction
Dec 13 16:23:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> +5 damage to future attacks!
Dec 13 16:23:20 <Ululane> I'm actually in range
Dec 13 16:23:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> It misses Kei and CLONKS into the platform he's standing on!  15 damage!
Dec 13 16:24:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
Dec 13 16:24:46 <Ululane> "Knoxy, quit fucking slacking." Heal Pulse.
Dec 13 16:24:56 <Ululane> Also Omen on the big shark fuck.
Dec 13 16:25:00 <Knox> "Thanks, I needed that."
Dec 13 16:25:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> what's that do again?
Dec 13 16:25:18 <Ululane> -2 accuracy
Dec 13 16:25:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> 'kay
Dec 13 16:25:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Normal shark is down, so
Dec 13 16:25:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> FERAL ONE
Dec 13 16:27:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20-2 EARTHQUAKE!
Dec 13 16:27:29 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, EARTHQUAKE!: 1 [1d20=3]
Dec 13 16:27:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> whiff
Dec 13 16:27:41 <Ululane> Malediction again.
Dec 13 16:27:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tripping doesn't make any goddamn sense in water, so...
Dec 13 16:28:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> When it does the earthquake, it knocks loose a rock from the ceiling that clonks it on the head
Dec 13 16:28:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> -20 HP
Dec 13 16:28:24 <Ululane> (Obv. Melnipslip results in infatuation)
Dec 13 16:28:34 <Mako_K> "Kinda clumsy with no hands on that thing."
Dec 13 16:28:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fangs!
Dec 13 16:29:04 <Knox> The Mega Mawile rushes forward and brings down both mouths at the enormous shark fearlessly!
Dec 13 16:29:09 <Knox> 1d20 Play Rough
Dec 13 16:29:09 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Play Rough: 10 [1d20=10]
Dec 13 16:29:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> PLAYING ROUGH
Dec 13 16:29:36 <Knox> 4d10+10+50 SMAAAAAAAASH
Dec 13 16:29:36 <PsychoRoll> Knox, SMAAAAAAAASH: 79 [4d10=7,4,2,6]
Dec 13 16:29:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> SO ROUGH YOU GET HURT BY ITS ROUGH SKIN
Dec 13 16:29:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> -10% hp on Fangs
Dec 13 16:30:01 <Knox> She glares at the thing, taking the recoil in stride. Intimidate!
Dec 13 16:31:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Its Atk goes dowwwwn!
Dec 13 16:31:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> Feral One!
Dec 13 16:32:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> It chuckles, before charging its sword with electricity and flinging it at Kei, Knox, and Melanie, a magnetic field pulling it along with the sword as it does so!  Magneslash!
Dec 13 16:33:00 <Mako_K> Lightningrod
Dec 13 16:33:22 <Mako_K> Indra rears up out of the water and redirects all that electricity into its squishy mouse body.
Dec 13 16:33:30 <Ululane> (Think it's a pass move)
Dec 13 16:33:41 <Mako_K> FUG
Dec 13 16:33:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's pass
Dec 13 16:33:51 <Ululane> Cursed Body at the very least, that won't happen again.
Dec 13 16:34:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20-2 Fangs; 1d20-2 Knox; 1d20-2 Melanie
Dec 13 16:34:20 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Fangs: 11 [1d20=13]; Knox: 13 [1d20=15]; Melanie: 9 [1d20=11]
Dec 13 16:34:33 <Ululane> AC2?
Dec 13 16:34:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yep
Dec 13 16:34:59 <Ululane> Hit fo' sho'
Dec 13 16:35:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+22+40+5
Dec 13 16:35:30 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d8+10+22+40+5: 91 [3d8=7,3,4]
Dec 13 16:35:55 * Knox is ripped into by the powerful move! But thankfully he's more sturdy than that.
Dec 13 16:36:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Electric damage
Dec 13 16:36:25 <Knox> Perhaps not so thankfully, he suffers two injuries.
Dec 13 16:36:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> NEW ROUND!  SPEED BOOST!  Spd+1 stage on Feral One!
Dec 13 16:36:38 <Ululane> Melanie squiddles.
Dec 13 16:37:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20-2 EARTHQUAKE AGAIN
Dec 13 16:37:30 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, EARTHQUAKE AGAIN: 4 [1d20=6]
Dec 13 16:37:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss
Dec 13 16:37:43 <Ululane> Malediction again.
Dec 13 16:37:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 'nother rock
Dec 13 16:37:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> -25 HP
Dec 13 16:39:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mack!
Dec 13 16:39:21 * Mackenzie calmly approaches the feral one, with his hand in his pockets. "Interesting weapon you have there, by the way. Would be a shame if something happened to it."
Dec 13 16:39:35 <Mackenzie> 1d20+1 Covet
Dec 13 16:39:35 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, Covet: 12 [1d20=11]
Dec 13 16:39:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mack grabs the sword!
Dec 13 16:40:02 * Mackenzie punches the fucker in the nose, then yanks on the handle to wrest it free.
Dec 13 16:40:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...it's TOO HEAVY for him to carry, though, and it SHOCKS itself out of his hands!
Dec 13 16:40:19 <Knox> "If he actually manages to hit with one of those it's going to hurt like fuck. Enough of this."
Dec 13 16:40:21 <Mackenzie> 2d6+8+33
Dec 13 16:40:22 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, 2d6+8+33: 48 [2d6=6,1]
Dec 13 16:40:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> -10 HP for Mack, but the shark IS disarmed!
Dec 13 16:40:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!
Dec 13 16:41:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> While the shark is disarmed, he stops looking...quite as fierce and big, and the energy in his eyes dies down a bit, although its not faded
Dec 13 16:41:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Also Mack, take damage from Rough Skin!  -10% HP
Dec 13 16:42:01 <Mackenzie> "Ah, a fiesty weapon it is, too.  Seems we've found its power source, indeed?"
Dec 13 16:42:38 * Lesieli Les is still reeling from her last Aura Break attempt, can't try again until next round.  She backs up and gives Saitama some encouragement.  Helping Hand.
Dec 13 16:42:53 <Ululane> "Hey Mack, I hear Sharpedo fins do wonders for male fertility!"
Dec 13 16:42:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP
Dec 13 16:43:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knoxy!
Dec 13 16:43:23 <Mako_K> "No poaching shark fins for Viagra."
Dec 13 16:43:23 * Knox runs at the shark and attempts to tackle it and hold it in place! Maybe he can slow down it regaining the weapon, or maybe he can just keep it from AOEing everything.
Dec 13 16:43:33 <Knox> 1d20 Struggle
Dec 13 16:43:33 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Struggle: 6 [1d20=6]
Dec 13 16:43:42 <Ululane> (Oh god Knox, don't you know what happened to Goku?!)
Dec 13 16:43:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss!  It dodges out of the way!
Dec 13 16:44:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kei!
Dec 13 16:44:12 <Ululane> Shark is being flanked, right?
Dec 13 16:44:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Not right now, no.  You can't draw a straight line through Mel and Mack that actually touches it
Dec 13 16:45:12 <Knox> Not how flanking works in pokemon
Dec 13 16:45:35 <Knox> Flanking just needs enough non-adjacent combatants
Dec 13 16:45:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> ah, okay
Dec 13 16:45:46 <Mackenzie> Also if Mack isn't actually close enough to have melee'd it, he'd have to be a space further over anyway.  I just figured the full 6 spaces constituted its space
Dec 13 16:45:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> But still, it's huge
Dec 13 16:46:03 <Ululane> (Stupid health bars make it hard to see where shark is supposed to actually be)
Dec 13 16:46:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> And you're all on one side
Dec 13 16:46:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knox is technically in one of its squares
Dec 13 16:46:45 <Knox> Can you draw a box showing the spaces it's occupying?
Dec 13 16:46:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's the three right below Mel, and the three to the right of those
Dec 13 16:47:08 <Ululane> (Can I still safely attack things allies are standing inside?)
Dec 13 16:47:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> that good?
Dec 13 16:47:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah, you can
Dec 13 16:47:26 <Ululane> 1d20+1 All about dat jump kick
Dec 13 16:47:26 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, All about dat jump kick: 18 [1d20=17]
Dec 13 16:47:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> WHOOSH
Dec 13 16:47:57 <Ululane> 4d10+15+60+20 Couldn't just roll 2 higher?
Dec 13 16:47:57 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Couldn't just roll 2 higher?: 121 [4d10=9,9,4,4]
Dec 13 16:48:10 <Lesieli> Wait, Whoosh?
Dec 13 16:48:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> more for the JUMPING motion
Dec 13 16:48:25 <Lesieli> Oh, ok, whew
Dec 13 16:48:36 <Ululane> (Specifically, whooshing through the air over Knox's head, thus a double whoosh)
Dec 13 16:48:47 <Ululane> (If it missed, it would be a triple whoosh)
Dec 13 16:48:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> SMASH
Dec 13 16:48:57 <Lesieli> Though that's probably enough to take it down ;_;
Dec 13 16:48:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> you do a SHITLOAD of damage!
Dec 13 16:49:06 <Lesieli> I didn't even get to attack ;_;
Dec 13 16:49:34 <Ululane> It could be a zombie shark, we don't know.
Dec 13 16:49:43 <Ululane> Round 2 with Zombie Wailord adds.
Dec 13 16:49:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's BARELY up with its next health bar...HOWEVER
Dec 13 16:49:55 <Mako_K> The jellyfish DID have Laser and kept fighting.
Dec 13 16:49:55 <Lesieli> Oh freak no
Dec 13 16:50:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> FRENZY
Dec 13 16:50:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> It gets to take a priority action!
Dec 13 16:50:32 <Lesieli> Skeletal Giant Sperm Whales, most horrifying thing that can happen to a Dorf Fort
Dec 13 16:50:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> It spaces itself out and
Dec 13 16:50:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20-2 BLIZZARD on Knox, Kei, Mel!
Dec 13 16:50:59 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, BLIZZARD on Knox, Kei, Mel!: 14 [1d20=16]
Dec 13 16:51:02 <Ululane> Mel uses Quick Guard, protecting all three
Dec 13 16:51:41 * Knox braces himself for the damn blizzard, but...
Dec 13 16:52:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Man this is a weird rules thing
Dec 13 16:52:11 <Ululane> Kei tosses Mel over Knox's head to absorb the entirety of the ice with her shield before it can spread out!
Dec 13 16:52:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> let's say
Dec 13 16:52:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> It doesn't hit properly, and only SMITEs
Dec 13 16:52:39 <Ululane> (You just didn't want me to completely negate its last laugh ;-;)
Dec 13 16:52:39 <Knox> Yeah, SMITE detect/protect/guard is weird.
Dec 13 16:52:50 <Knox> I can take it at least.
Dec 13 16:52:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> (>last laugh)
Dec 13 16:53:12 <Knox> (I don't think it's done yet)
Dec 13 16:53:16 <Mackenzie> (>thinking this is its last bar)
Dec 13 16:53:21 <Knox> (We're probably taking this fucker to 10 injuries)
Dec 13 16:53:26 <Ululane> (Well all of its other signatures have been fucked up)
Dec 13 16:53:32 <Mackenzie> (It has four actions)
Dec 13 16:53:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d10+10+20+45+5+6
Dec 13 16:53:53 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d10+10+20+45+5+6: 91 [3d10=1,2,2]
Dec 13 16:54:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Saitama!
Dec 13 16:54:44 <Lesieli> Allow me
Dec 13 16:54:53 <Knox> And another injury for Knox! He grunts and bears it, though.
Dec 13 16:54:57 <Lesieli> 1d20+3 Sky Uppercut
Dec 13 16:54:57 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, Sky Uppercut: 18 [1d20=15]
Dec 13 16:55:07 <Ululane> Melanie isn't looking so hot, but is standing.
Dec 13 16:55:16 <Lesieli> 4d10+10+32+10 Fighting
Dec 13 16:55:17 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, Fighting: 75 [4d10=8,6,5,4]
Dec 13 16:55:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIT!
Dec 13 16:55:49 <Lesieli> More injuries methinks
Dec 13 16:55:49 <Ululane> (Oh, can I use Frighten with my Quick Guard?)
Dec 13 16:56:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> TOO TOUGH TO DIE!
Dec 13 16:57:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ros- FRENZY!
Dec 13 16:57:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> NIGHT SLASH
Dec 13 16:58:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> IT USES ITS SIZE TO HIT
Dec 13 16:58:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20-2 Saitama; 1d20-2 Mackenzie; 1d20-2 Fangs
Dec 13 16:58:39 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Saitama: 7 [1d20=9]; Mackenzie: 0 [1d20=2]; Fangs: 17 [1d20=19]
Dec 13 16:58:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2
Dec 13 16:58:53 <Lesieli> Noep
Dec 13 16:58:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> Misses Mack and Saitama, but CRIT on Fangs!
Dec 13 16:59:00 * Mackenzie shrugs.
Dec 13 16:59:12 <Knox> Bring it, Fairies aren't afraid of the dark.
Dec 13 16:59:25 * Lesieli Saitama gracefully dodges, in a graceful-fighter manner
Dec 13 16:59:38 <Ululane> Could have been more graceful.
Dec 13 16:59:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d10+10+40+22+5+6
Dec 13 16:59:39 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d10+10+40+22+5+6: 96 [2d10=3,10]
Dec 13 16:59:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> wait right, double dice and base
Dec 13 16:59:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> AHEM
Dec 13 16:59:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d10+10+96
Dec 13 16:59:54 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d10+10+96: 110 [2d10=1,3]
Dec 13 17:00:03 <Knox> I'm sorry what
Dec 13 17:00:15 <Knox> You don't add the attack a second time
Dec 13 17:00:20 <Ululane> (previous roll)
Dec 13 17:00:21 <Knox> ..oh
Dec 13 17:00:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> I didn't
Dec 13 17:00:23 <Knox> I see now
Dec 13 17:00:24 <Ululane> (You did what I did!)
Dec 13 17:00:26 <Ululane> (Also you didn't answer my question Aori ;-;)
Dec 13 17:00:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> (which one?)
Dec 13 17:00:39 <Ululane> [16:55:49] <Ululane> (Oh, can I use Frighten with my Quick Guard?)
Dec 13 17:00:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> ]Yes
Dec 13 17:01:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> That makes it do...
Dec 13 17:01:03 <Ululane> -2 Speed CS to that fuck!
Dec 13 17:01:04 <Knox> Fangs takes an injury and narrowly avoids three!
Dec 13 17:01:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, pf
Dec 13 17:01:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Now then
Dec 13 17:01:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> ROSS
Dec 13 17:02:10 <Mackenzie> (So blindly causing collateral damage on a petal dance is a bad thing, right?)
Dec 13 17:02:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> (yep)
Dec 13 17:03:01 <Mako_K> (Petal Dance species 'adjacent foes' as targets)
Dec 13 17:03:14 <Ululane> (species)
Dec 13 17:03:19 <Mako_K> *Specifies
Dec 13 17:03:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> (it doesn't have th eFriendly keyword)
Dec 13 17:03:39 <Mackenzie> But Mako and Fangs aren't foes~
Dec 13 17:03:47 <Ululane> (Shows what you fuckin' know, bub.)
Dec 13 17:03:55 <Ululane> (He'll wreck you, swear on his mum)
Dec 13 17:04:16 <Mako_K> (Just delay, Mako can move)
Dec 13 17:04:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> (^)
Dec 13 17:04:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> (You can always ask allies to move~)
Dec 13 17:04:39 <Mackenzie> (nah, it's fine)
Dec 13 17:05:32 <Mackenzie> "Alright, Ross!  Let' see if that weapon is what was hindering your damage earlier!"  Ross moves into position and uses GIGA DRAIN
Dec 13 17:05:35 <Mackenzie> 1d20
Dec 13 17:05:35 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
Dec 13 17:05:44 <Mackenzie> Reliable Performance~
Dec 13 17:05:53 <Mackenzie> AC2
Dec 13 17:06:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh, miss
Dec 13 17:06:42 <Mackenzie> Even on a 10?
Dec 13 17:06:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> on the normal roll
Dec 13 17:06:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> reliable performance hits
Dec 13 17:06:51 <Mackenzie> 3d8+10+31
Dec 13 17:06:51 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, 3d8+10+31: 58 [3d8=8,5,4]
Dec 13 17:07:36 <Knox> Now would probably be a great time to bring up
Dec 13 17:07:39 <Knox> that Fangs has Teamwork!
Dec 13 17:07:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> HRK
Dec 13 17:07:53 <Knox> and thus +2 to all attacks hitting whatever she's next to.
Dec 13 17:07:58 <Knox> Enhanced Hunter Teamwork even.
Dec 13 17:08:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> After taking that last blow, it flops over into the water, defeated.  "So it shall be."
Dec 13 17:09:09 <Ululane> "...keep hitting it. To be safe."
Dec 13 17:09:36 <Mako_K> "So, uh, we're taking your sword."
Dec 13 17:09:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> It floats int he water, bleeding out.  "Might makes right.  You have proven you deserve it more than I."
Dec 13 17:10:09 <Mackenzie> "Can you carry it, Mako?  It shocked me."
Dec 13 17:10:18 <Ululane> "...hey shark fucker, can I have some of your teeth?"
Dec 13 17:10:29 <Knox> "Finish him off with it, or leave him to bleed out. Either way, he's dying a predator's death."
Dec 13 17:11:14 <Knox> "That's how these things go."
Dec 13 17:11:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> It bares its teeth.  "I would love to devour you, miss, perhaps I might survive off your flesh."
Dec 13 17:11:25 <Mako_K> "I should be able to, let me see." Mako grabs the sword and takes it back to land.
Dec 13 17:11:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's HEAVY, but you manage to carry it fine.
Dec 13 17:12:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> After you ge tthe sword a certain distance away from the shark, its eyes stop glowing and it shrinks, and turns pale.
Dec 13 17:12:35 * Ululane sends Kei in to retrieve some goddamn teeth.
Dec 13 17:13:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> after its died off, Kei manages to get the teeth just fine.
Dec 13 17:13:34 * Knox stares down the shark's corpse for a while.
Dec 13 17:13:55 <Knox> "...I wonder if my fate and his won't be so dissimilar."
Dec 13 17:13:59 <Ululane> Melanie pockets them, only remember shark teeth are fucking sharp after bloodying her hands a bit. "FUCK!"
Dec 13 17:14:01 <Mako_K> Considering that Mako has Power 9, it must be pretty heavy. He gives it a few practice swings. "We can drop this in the shrine, then talk to the king."
Dec 13 17:14:06 * Knox then turns to leave.
Dec 13 17:14:31 <Mackenzie> "Well that was fun.  Your suggestion worked quite well, Melanie."
Dec 13 17:14:38 <Ululane> "What, which one?"
Dec 13 17:14:52 <Mackenzie> "About not slamming my face into the enemies or somesuch."
Dec 13 17:14:58 * Knox nods at Mako. "Let's go, then."
Dec 13 17:15:23 <Ululane> "Oh, yes, genius tactics it takes to not do that, etcetc, someone fucking help me find some dead coral if you see any." She falls in with the rest of the group.
Dec 13 17:15:41 <Mako_K> "What do you need coral for?"
Dec 13 17:16:02 <Ululane> "Easier to make a thing out of it than clay. Also, it's generally paler. More pale. More paler."
Dec 13 17:16:15 <Mackenzie> "Well, you could probably find a dead coral pokemon, if those exist."  Those probably exist.
Dec 13 17:16:18 <Mackenzie> 3d6+1 Do those exist?
Dec 13 17:16:19 <PsychoRoll> Mackenzie, Do those exist?: 12 [3d6=2,4,5]
Dec 13 17:16:41 <Mako_K> "Like I said, we're deep underwater, there's not a lot of clay. Just rocks."
Dec 13 17:16:53 <Ululane> "That's why I want CORAL NOW, KEEP THE FUCK UP!"
Dec 13 17:16:58 * Lesieli is a bit sad, wish I could save the poor guy, but such is the nature of things
Dec 13 17:17:44 <Ululane> "Coral and mud."
Dec 13 17:18:19 <Mako_K> Mako edges away from Mel and goes to put the sword with the third eye gem. "Raijin, someone's angry as ever."
Dec 13 17:19:13 <Lesieli> So is this the cool shrine room?  I haven't been in here before, what's it like?
Dec 13 17:19:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> <Hehehehe, well, that's just how she is.  You should be able to properly restore the temple if you bring the third artifact here, and since you're on good terms with the Ancient Rime you should probably be fine just asking him to come here.>
Dec 13 17:20:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> There's multiple rooms int he shrine, but the most important one is a BIG room with statues of every god and goddess int eh pantheon.  Or at least, at the time it was built, and some of the statues are destroyed but were obviously supposed to be there
Dec 13 17:20:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> There's also a rather crude statue of Fuujin
Dec 13 17:20:55 <Mako_K> "That's good, doesn't look they're quite up to another fight." Mako is talking to himself.
Dec 13 17:21:00 <Ululane> Melanie looks back at the shrine, trying to identify a statue for Kaulu.
Dec 13 17:21:37 <Lesieli> Fuujin, eh?  He shouldn't be in here >:|
Dec 13 17:22:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> There's a lean man with a net in one hand, a dagger in another, and a mischievous smile.
Dec 13 17:22:18 <Ululane> "Knoxy, come break this statue for me, 'kay?"
Dec 13 17:22:20 <Lesieli> But Les isn't crazy enough to disrespect his shrine/statue, even if he's not Wakinese.  SO what statues are around?  Any for, well, me?
Dec 13 17:22:36 <Ululane> There should be a tilde in there.
Dec 13 17:22:40 * Knox walks over and has a look at it.
Dec 13 17:22:41 <Lesieli> "Don't you dare"  Les glares
Dec 13 17:22:51 <Lesieli> A friendly glare, if possible
Dec 13 17:22:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> None that Les can recognize of her.
Dec 13 17:22:58 <Mako_K> "Wait, why are you breaking statues?"
Dec 13 17:23:00 <Ululane> "What, Nuakea told me Kaulu totally blows, should just weaken him."
Dec 13 17:23:01 <Lesieli> Awwww
Dec 13 17:23:02 <Knox> "Who is this, exactly, why do you need it done, and why can't you do it?"
Dec 13 17:23:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> It might be one of the destroyed or borken down statues.
Dec 13 17:23:45 <Ululane> "Kaulu, god of betrayal and backstabbing, killed Haumea, an old goddess of birth. Mostly because fuck that guy. And I can't do it because."
Dec 13 17:23:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Les, like Melanie, gets the feeling that if she does anything drastic here, it'll have some serious consequences for her
Dec 13 17:24:06 <Lesieli> "So what /is/ this place?  Who made it?  When?  When'd it sink? Why?  Auuuu, too many questions"
Dec 13 17:24:17 <Ululane> "Old part of Ark. Probably."
Dec 13 17:24:28 <Lesieli> 6d6+6 I don't happen to know much anything about this place already, do I?
Dec 13 17:24:28 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, I don't happen to know much anything about this place already, do I?: 21 [6d6=2,2,3,1,2,5]
Dec 13 17:24:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> counts as mythology
Dec 13 17:24:47 <Mako_K> "I dunno. But I can't let you go around breaking more stuff in here, the shrine's looking rough as it is."
Dec 13 17:24:48 <Lesieli> 5d6+12 then
Dec 13 17:24:48 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, then: 31 [5d6=3,3,5,5,3]
Dec 13 17:24:55 <Lesieli> That's a bit better
Dec 13 17:25:14 <Ululane> "What? I wanted to restore Haumea at the price of Kaulu. People would only have to benefit from that!"
Dec 13 17:26:32 <Mako_K> "Two wrongs don't make a right. What are you, five?"
Dec 13 17:26:53 <Ululane> "You're right, literally having a chance to weaken deceit and promote growth make me a fucking child."
Dec 13 17:27:09 <Lesieli> Oh ho ho ho, legendary city of myth full of religious artifacts?  Les's head starts brimming with crazy ideas
Dec 13 17:27:11 * Knox crosses his arms. "I personally have no interest in Kaulu and don't care about desecrating something of his, but why don't you two get this out of your system before I do anything here."
Dec 13 17:27:28 <Mackenzie> "Well, if it's a dog eat dog world, might as well be a god eat god world too."
Dec 13 17:27:41 <Ululane> "Mack's speaking sense for once even!"
Dec 13 17:27:50 <Knox> That's more or less 'I don't mind fucking up the statue but I'm going to wait for you people to stop arguing'
Dec 13 17:28:27 <Mako_K> Mako puffs up. "This is sacred ground for all gods. You can rebuild a statue of Haumea, but I can't let you disrespect a god just because he's a bad guy."
Dec 13 17:28:34 <Mackenzie> "Just as long as you aren't afraid to cause repercussions through something that's most likely still bigger than you as a whole."
Dec 13 17:28:47 <Mako_K> "I'm already on thin ice letting Fuujin chill here."
Dec 13 17:29:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> <Building something here's easy, but tearing it down...that'll cause trouble, I'm sure of it.>
Dec 13 17:30:07 <Mako_K> "See, Raijin's even agreeing with me. Thanks, bruh."
Dec 13 17:30:08 <Ululane> "Well...what if we just...spit on it a little?"
Dec 13 17:30:23 <Mako_K> "Draw dicks on it, whatever. Don't knock it down."
Dec 13 17:30:59 <Ululane> "...Lesieli, help me find some materials, I need to build a statue and you need to restore yours."
Dec 13 17:31:43 * Knox walks up to the statue and tries to intuitively use his new grass powers to grow a layer of thick moss over Kaulu's face.
Dec 13 17:32:04 * Lesieli snaps out of her reverie "Hmm?  Oh yeah, that sounds good.  Let's see what we've got around this place"
Dec 13 17:32:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> You grow a silly moss goatee on his face.  He looks ridiculous
Dec 13 17:32:44 * Knox was actually trying to cover the entire face, but that works I guess.
Dec 13 17:33:13 <Ululane> "I was thinking coral and mud could work for basic creations, with the mud to be used both as an adhesive and to add detail."
Dec 13 17:33:15 <Mako_K> Mako nods. "That's right. I'm gonna go get King Barabaracle so we can get this all finished up." He drops the shark's sword in the middle of the shrine, then heads back down the stairs.
Dec 13 17:33:29 <Knox> "...Hm, I'm not getting the hang of this. I was trying to just obscure his face, but.."
Dec 13 17:33:32 <Ululane> 4d6+4 Eyeball vision to find shit?
Dec 13 17:33:32 <Knox> "Ah fuck, whatever."
Dec 13 17:33:32 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Eyeball vision to find shit?: 20 [4d6=5,6,1,4]
Dec 13 17:33:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> For whatever reason, you can cover it with enough moss to make him look ridiculous, but you can't seem to obscure his features properly
Dec 13 17:33:51 * Knox leaves it at that.
Dec 13 17:33:52 <Lesieli> "Huh, that's kinda. . . simple.  But I guess neither of us are sculptors, eh?"
Dec 13 17:34:03 <Ululane> "We're also pretty fucking far from an arts and crafts store!"
Dec 13 17:34:23 <Lesieli> "Well there's still plenty of rock to cut stuff with around"
Dec 13 17:35:17 <Mackenzie> "Lemme know if anyone needs anything.  I'm sure Ross would be fairly adept at cutting rock with Eileen's help, at least."
Dec 13 17:35:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie finds a collection of the sort of simple materials she's wanting for crafts without too much trouble.
Dec 13 17:35:41 * Lesieli helps her search and stuff "So anyways, what are these three artifacts exactly?"
Dec 13 17:35:42 <Knox> "Good luck with that." he calls after Mako. "I've never been the diplomatic sort."
Dec 13 17:35:58 <Lesieli> "And. . . where the heck did Mako come from?"
Dec 13 17:36:11 <Knox> "He's apparently been here."
Dec 13 17:36:15 <Knox> "Since he went missing."
Dec 13 17:36:23 <Lesieli> "Right here?  All this time?"
Dec 13 17:36:29 <Knox> "Probably going crazy slowly."
Dec 13 17:36:44 <Knox> "It's a wonder he didn't cut his hand and imprint the blood on his ball."
Dec 13 17:36:50 <Lesieli> ". . . sounds kinda boring.  I mean, I could spend a week in here, but after that. . ."
Dec 13 17:37:08 <Lesieli> Funny enough, I've never seen that movie
Dec 13 17:37:26 <Mackenzie> That's pretty much all there is to see.
Dec 13 17:38:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mako, upon stepping outside, can see that Barbaracle and Binacle are all over the city now, rather than just in their district.  The Barbaracle near their king's living quarters let you in without a fuss, and the Ancient Rime is there, patiently waiting.  "You have given us the city, and we are thankful.  We would prefer if humans didn't stay here, but know that we are in no
Dec 13 17:38:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> place to complain when they gave us this city.   Do you have any favors to ask of us?"
Dec 13 17:39:03 <Ululane> Melanie begins to work, using a...dull kitchen knife from the ship to shape the coral into a feminine form. She carefully coats the left half in mud, using some old suppressant berries she never used for extra details. "Knoxy, can you find Haumea's statue for me? She was a ditto or something before, goddess of birth...not sure what you're looking for since it might be damaged." She continues fussing over her creation.
Dec 13 17:39:31 * Knox brings out Incognito for this.
Dec 13 17:39:44 <Mako_K> "Yeah, actually. Can you come up to the shrine? I have the other artifacts waiting."
Dec 13 17:39:46 <Ululane> She also uses some of the blood from the shark tooth for detail.
Dec 13 17:40:11 <Knox> "Alright, we're looking for a statue representing a ditto goddess. If you have any insight on that, great. If not, just help me look." he starts nosing around the statues.
Dec 13 17:40:16 <Lesieli> Any way to tell if one of the broken statues should be mine?  Probably too damaged sadly
Dec 13 17:40:31 <Mackenzie> "I mean, pokemon that cuts stuff with grass, and legendary pokemon of the arts, just wondering if there's anything they could help with..."
Dec 13 17:40:55 <Ululane> "Mmm...grass is growth, similar to birth...yeah, they can work on Haumea's statue."
Dec 13 17:41:50 <Mackenzie> "Maybe some kinda thing that would be fairly delicate and important to get very detailed with...  Oh wait, you're serious?"  Mack heads over with Ross and Eileen in tow.
Dec 13 17:42:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> "We see, a gathering of all three...that is fine."
Dec 13 17:43:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli turns herself around and around looking ofr the statue that might be hers and eventually settles at looking at a particular broken one.  All that's left are feet.
Dec 13 17:43:47 <Mako_K> "Thanks, your majesty. Come with me." Mako leads the way back to the shrine.
Dec 13 17:44:08 <Lesieli> They're at least handsome feet, right?
Dec 13 17:44:17 <Ululane> The cutest toes.
Dec 13 17:44:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> They're a bit wide...they look like men's feet...then again, you've heard some earlier versions of Mele WERE male...
Dec 13 17:45:32 <Lesieli> Well that's a bit disappointing, but what can you do?
Dec 13 17:45:47 <Lesieli> . . . How many destroyed statues are in the sanctuary as a whole?
Dec 13 17:45:58 <Lesieli> Destroyed and/or damaged?
Dec 13 17:46:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> A lot.  None of them are completely untouched, as most of hte surviving ones are a bit worn down, but there ar emore destroyed statues than ones that are standing
Dec 13 17:47:12 <Lesieli> ;_;  How sad
Dec 13 17:47:24 <Lesieli> But numbers, or ballpark figures, how many?
Dec 13 17:47:57 <Ululane> Melanie passes her berry goop to Mack and his mons for when Haumea's statue is located. She then proceeds to plot on how exactly to pull off an Indiana Jones. Scary things probably happen if she touches it, but maybe she has to be the one to put her own statue up? Or would that kill her? If someone else does it does she not get anything from it? Or is that the only way to get anything from it? Why am I in so much fucking
Dec 13 17:47:57 <Ululane>  p- oh shark, right, ow, fuck.
Dec 13 17:49:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> What statue for Haumea
Dec 13 17:49:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> you literally cannot find one that is still standing
Dec 13 17:50:18 <Ululane> Then they'll start from scratch! Eileen is useful or something, right?"
Dec 13 17:50:21 <Ululane> -"
Dec 13 17:50:22 <Knox> "Yeah, there's nothing here, Melanie."
Dec 13 17:50:36 * Knox finally says after a thorough search.
Dec 13 17:51:00 <Ululane> "Then...we'll make a completely new one for her too! Rebirth the birth goddess!"
Dec 13 17:51:15 <Knox> Can Dittos transform into humans in any believable capacity?
Dec 13 17:51:26 <Ululane> :|
Dec 13 17:51:32 <Mackenzie> "Surely we can make a statue worthy of tribute to the gods, right Eileen?"  Cheesy smile.
Dec 13 17:51:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen is VERY useful!  Eileen knows all about making stuff into sculpture materials and insists on doing the fine details.  "I sure can!"
Dec 13 17:52:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> Dittos can transform into humans with barbie doll anatomy and derp faces
Dec 13 17:53:28 <Knox> Good enough. "...We could use Incognito to act as a model for the general form, Eileen could probably fill in the details fairly well. ...Or maybe she's good enough not to need a model."
Dec 13 17:53:49 <Knox> "I haven't really seen."
Dec 13 17:54:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen shrugs.  "I can do it fine without, but it'd be easier and turn out better with one."
Dec 13 17:54:25 <Mackenzie> "The more the merrier!"
Dec 13 17:54:54 <Knox> He nods, then begins instructing the ditto. "Alright, transform into a human woman you think would 'fit in' with the rest of the figures here, Incognito."
Dec 13 17:55:05 <Ululane> "Specifically a goddess of birth."
Dec 13 17:55:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> :| Incognito does their best
Dec 13 17:56:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> With all of you working together on all of this, and Eileen being SO GREAT AT THE ARTS, you've already got some basic statues there (although with no details yet, just basic shapes that need to be refined) when Mako returns with the Ancient Rime.  The Rime, an icy Barbaracle with ice beards on all of its hand faces, looks up and down at what you're all doing.  "Interesting.  We
Dec 13 17:56:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> care little for the human gods, but seeing you all work so hard for them is quite a sight."
Dec 13 17:57:11 <Ululane> 4d6+4 Don't freak the fuck out, DC15
Dec 13 17:57:12 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Don't freak the fuck out, DC15: 13 [4d6=4,1,2,2]
Dec 13 17:57:21 <Ululane> Melanie freaks the fuck out WHATINTHEFUCKISTHAT?!
Dec 13 17:57:35 * Knox looks up when the barbaracle and Mack come in and just nods over in recognition.
Dec 13 17:57:44 <Ululane> (Macko)
Dec 13 17:57:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Its myriad eyes all look at you, Melanie
Dec 13 17:58:24 <Ululane> THAT IS ENTIRELY TOO MANY EYES! Melanie copes by staring at the shrine.
Dec 13 17:59:02 <Lesieli> Whoa, neato
Dec 13 18:00:05 * Mackenzie is doing whatever derp tasks need done, moving things, handing over stuff, giving se--Ooooh, the third artifacty guy.
Dec 13 18:00:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> The Barbaracle sees the THIRD EYE and the MAGNESWORD and joins them in the center.  "So it shall be that the shrine is awakened again"  The rock in the middle of his body is glowing, with runic marks all over, and seems to be pulsing with some energy.  He gives off a cold mist from his body
Dec 13 18:01:05 <Mako_K> "Try to be cool, Mel."
Dec 13 18:01:31 <Ululane> Melanie frowns. Eileen's looks soooo much better than the one she made. But fuck, she made her ow- Melanie gets goosebumps. "H-H-How could I not?!"
Dec 13 18:01:53 * Knox chills.
Dec 13 18:01:59 <Mako_K> "Just a talking Barabaracle. You didn't freak out over talking Sharpedo or talking Jellicient."
Dec 13 18:02:33 <Ululane> "N-No I mean...this o-outift isn't...w-warm." Fucking icethings.
Dec 13 18:02:46 <Mako_K> Mako is wearing just a speedo. He shrugs.
Dec 13 18:04:01 <Ululane> "H-Hey...b-barbercullthing...d-do you know how this shrine w-works?" She draws her cloak tightly around herself, still trying to avoid looking at its eyes.
Dec 13 18:04:37 <Lesieli> "Yes, me too, it's fascinating.  Just what are these three artifacts?
Dec 13 18:05:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> You've had enough time to make a basic shape for each of the statues, although they're lacking in fine details.  The Barbaracle nods with one of its higher heads.  "We shall activate the shrine.  So long as one of the objects stay here, and another comes back in often, this shrine should stay active...which means that ourselves and one of the other artifacts must stay to keep
Dec 13 18:05:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> this shrine active."
Dec 13 18:06:01 <Knox> "In other words, we get to keep one."
Dec 13 18:06:09 <Mako_K> "Can't we just leave the gem and the sword here and then you're free to wander outside?"
Dec 13 18:06:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> "We do not need to constantly stay here to keep the shrine active, only visit once a day...and we wish to make this shrine our new base."
Dec 13 18:07:03 <Knox> "Sounds fine to me."
Dec 13 18:07:36 <Knox> "So what ancient artifact we taking with us? The orb with Kanaloa's power, or the sword with..."
Dec 13 18:07:40 <Knox> 4d6+1 AP Occult roll
Dec 13 18:07:40 <PsychoRoll> Knox, AP Occult roll: 23 [4d6=6,6,4,6]
Dec 13 18:07:41 <Lesieli> "Hmm, so long as you're careful and help keep the place in good shape, that sounds pretty good to me"
Dec 13 18:07:42 <Mako_K> "So...we can take the gem or the sword that probably only I can even hold on to."
Dec 13 18:07:48 <Ululane> "...if you don't care about h-human gods, what's s-so important about the sh-shrine for you?"
Dec 13 18:07:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's Kuu, the god of war.
Dec 13 18:07:54 <Knox> "Kuu's power."
Dec 13 18:07:58 <Lesieli> You could mount the sword on the ship
Dec 13 18:08:06 <Lesieli> Use it as a divine battering ram
Dec 13 18:08:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mako, roll me PokeEdu.  Or Occult.  Whichever you're more confident in
Dec 13 18:08:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Or Intuition
Dec 13 18:08:47 <Mako_K> 3d6+3 Intuit
Dec 13 18:08:47 <PsychoRoll> Mako_K, Intuit: 15 [3d6=4,5,3]
Dec 13 18:09:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> The ball pulses with some kind of electricity regularly,a nd the sword IS electric...maybe one of your Rotom could possess the one you take?
Dec 13 18:09:43 <Ululane> Destroy the gem, Kanaloa is a bastardguy.
Dec 13 18:10:04 <Lesieli> D:  That's not very nice
Dec 13 18:10:09 <Mako_K> "Oh, I could probably have a Rotom use either of these things."
Dec 13 18:10:17 <Lesieli> Unless he really did sink this city
Dec 13 18:10:19 <Mako_K> "I forgot that the orb was electric, too."
Dec 13 18:11:10 <Ululane> (Bastard pokedemigod, giving Mel the cold shoulder)
Dec 13 18:12:48 <Mako_K> Mako shrugs. "If no one has a preference, we can flip a coin on it. I think I still have some of those."
Dec 13 18:13:55 <Knox> "...The sword would be a chance to study Kuu's power of warfare before it began to shift towards more peaceful ways, but Kanaloa's power in general is kind of interesting. ...Just take your pick."
Dec 13 18:14:25 <Mako_K> "Kanaloa on heads."
Dec 13 18:14:27 <Mako_K> 1d2 heads on 1
Dec 13 18:14:27 <PsychoRoll> Mako_K, heads on 1: 1 [1d2=1]
Dec 13 18:14:31 <Ululane> Melanie mutters something about fucking water fucks.
Dec 13 18:15:12 <Mako_K> Mako flips a coin and slaps it to the back of his hand. "Look at that, Kanaloa it is." He picks up the orb and tucks it under his arm. "Now we just gotta get back out to the surface, yeah?"
Dec 13 18:15:40 <Knox> They didn't actually activate things yet, did they?
Dec 13 18:16:18 <Lesieli> Nope, not yet, we should do that
Dec 13 18:16:23 <Ululane> [18:07:48] <Ululane> "...if you don't care about h-human gods, what's s-so important about the sh-shrine for you?"
Dec 13 18:18:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> "We know it's best for this shrine to be active again.  It is a place of peace, where all the gods stand as equals." The Barbaracle touches both the sword and Orb and concentrates, closing all of its eyes.  The whole temple begins to light up with bluish energy, coursing through the stone the temple's made up of and going up the walls to the top, and then covering the statues,
Dec 13 18:18:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> causing all the statues that weren't completely destroyed to have their features refresh and missing parts to come back (besides Fuujin and Ululane, but including Haumea and Mele, which have their crude blocks immediately reshape into perfect sculptures of a voluptuous woman and Lesieli in her goddess state, respectively)
Dec 13 18:19:41 <Lesieli> "Whoa, nice, and here I thought I was gonna have to bring some professionals down to fix them up"
Dec 13 18:19:54 <Lesieli> ". . . Is there no hope for the destroyed statues?"
Dec 13 18:20:10 <Mako_K> "I think those gods are dead. Forgotten at least."
Dec 13 18:20:37 <Lesieli> "So I figured, but still. . ."  ;_;
Dec 13 18:20:43 <Ululane> "Haumea was the only one I knew about..." She wrings her hands, frowning at how extra shitty her statue looks now.
Dec 13 18:21:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen nods.  "Well, that does some work for me!  Let me help you with yours, Melanie~!"  She runs over and starts working on the Ululane statue.
Dec 13 18:22:21 <Ululane> Mel is about to protest, but then realizes that whole one like = one prayer shit is actually true for gods and she needs the support of other people. Introspection!...she still doesn't fucking like it though.
Dec 13 18:22:34 <Ululane> "...thanks."
Dec 13 18:22:56 <Knox> "Interesting..."
Dec 13 18:23:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> After she fixes up some of the features, she starts working part of the base of the statue (which DID get the glowy stuff) onto Ululane's feet, and it starts slowly seeping up.  "Here we go!"
Dec 13 18:23:09 * Knox studies the statue of Haumea a moment.
Dec 13 18:23:20 * Knox can wait until descriptions are done though!
Dec 13 18:23:28 <Ululane> "...i-is it too late to add Reeve? to my statue?"
Dec 13 18:24:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen shrugs.  "I tried to put the bone armor stuff on, does that work?  I don't think we have the resources to add a whole Reeve to it!"
Dec 13 18:24:57 <Ululane> "...th-that's fine."
Dec 13 18:25:04 <Mako_K> Mako looks at Fuujin's statue. "I tried, but I think I need help on this one, too, please."
Dec 13 18:25:08 <Lesieli> "Besides, these are all human-form statues"
Dec 13 18:25:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> It goes up Ululane, fixing any minor flaws and leaving it a near perfect clone of Missingmel, wearing just the bone armor, and it even adds tattoo engravings.
Dec 13 18:25:47 <Ululane> Ugh, Lesieli wouldn't get it, SHE'S not like two and a half people.
Dec 13 18:26:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen starts working on Fuujin, fixing it up.  It looks much better, like an actual man and not a crude imitation of one, and he's got a bit of a grin on his face
Dec 13 18:26:54 <Ululane> Mel makes a mental note to work on the tattoos and...maybe get a haircut before her appearance is permanently fixed.
Dec 13 18:27:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie and Lesieli both feel a bit...rejuvenated after their statues light up and fix up.  Like they just took a really refreshing bath or something else like that.  Their minds are especially clear now.
Dec 13 18:27:57 <Mako_K> "Thanks! You're really good at this."
Dec 13 18:28:42 <Ululane> Oh god, my mind is clear, can people see through it?!
Dec 13 18:29:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Haumea is a pregnant woman of about 20, with a rather generous pair of hips, and she's got a hand on one hip and grinning in front of her.  She's got scant traditional clothing, a grass skirt and a basic woven top.
Dec 13 18:29:53 <Ululane> "I am...so fucking happy rebirth is not literal like that..."
Dec 13 18:30:39 <Knox> "She and Nuakea probably get along well."
Dec 13 18:31:21 <Knox> "Anyway, looks like everything is done here."
Dec 13 18:31:34 <Ululane> "...we'll have to follow up soon to make sure Kaulu doesn't pull a fucking shitty move again."
Dec 13 18:32:36 <Mako_K> "Everything look okay on your end, Raijin?"
Dec 13 18:33:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> <Fuujin talked!  He wasn't very coherent, but at least he put out whole words.>
Dec 13 18:34:13 <Mako_K> "Good, keep me posted." Mako turns to the shrine entrance. "You guys came here underwater, right? I need someone to guide the way, it's dark down there."
Dec 13 18:34:40 <Lesieli> "I got thrown into a dark crevice by a certain Mermaid, no clue how to get out"
Dec 13 18:34:49 <Knox> "Show us where we can get into the sea proper and it won't be a problem."
Dec 13 18:34:57 <Knox> "That's how we got in as well. Minus the mermaid. Marie help you?"
Dec 13 18:35:05 <Ululane> "Mystery solved!"
Dec 13 18:35:11 <Lesieli> "If you want to call it 'help', I suppose"
Dec 13 18:36:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> "It was totally help!"  it's about now that Marie walks over into the temple proper, now in a blue swimsuit.  "Sorry it took me a while, I was trying for a way you guys could get out!"
Dec 13 18:36:58 <Ululane> "...OH! Mako! She's the mermaid we saved!"
Dec 13 18:36:58 <Lesieli> "Abandoning someone who can barely swim to the currents of the deep is very helpful, yes"
Dec 13 18:37:40 <Mako_K> "Nice to meet you. Mako Kalama, one step removed from also being a mermaid."
Dec 13 18:38:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I knew it'd take you inside is all!"  She gives Mako a nod.  "Hoho, pleased to meet you, Mr. Merman~"
Dec 13 18:38:55 <Knox> "Hey, there you are." he waves.
Dec 13 18:39:04 <Ululane> "...sorry Marie, he's gay."
Dec 13 18:39:04 <Knox> "And hey, you seemed to turn out fine." he says to Les.
Dec 13 18:39:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> "...awwwww."  She pouts.
Dec 13 18:39:41 <Mako_K> Mako puffs up and nods.
Dec 13 18:39:47 <Lesieli> "After a terror-filled ride down a dark, watery chute, followed by the hardest faceplant known to man"
Dec 13 18:40:03 <Ululane> "...but we'll probably stop in Ark for a bit so Mako can show people he's not dead, and you can probably find some other mostly-naked dudes there!"
Dec 13 18:40:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Did it leavea  mark on widdle babby Les~?"
Dec 13 18:40:45 <Ululane> "...w-which I suppose d-does beg the question...you...w-were you going to return to us, Mako? Or...go home?"
Dec 13 18:41:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> She grins.  "Sounds good to me!  Wanna' do it together, Mel?  I'll be your winggirl if you'll be mine~!"
Dec 13 18:41:04 <Knox> He snorts. "Not enough eye candy on the ship? I suppose not."
Dec 13 18:41:09 <Mako_K> "I'll go with you, sure. That was the plan."
Dec 13 18:41:52 <Ululane> Melanie reddens while staring at Mako as a result of him still not being dead and Marie's question.
Dec 13 18:42:44 <Ululane> "...w-we should let the Victory know we might get delayed."
Dec 13 18:43:09 <Knox> "Not for -that- long, right? Well, lead the way, o' Temptress of the Deep."
Dec 13 18:43:57 <Ululane> "Well probably not that long, but maybe this long?" She makes the five dollar foot long sign.
Dec 13 18:44:30 <Ululane> "A-Anyway...off...we...go?"
Dec 13 18:44:48 * Lesieli looks back around the shrine "Man, I really wish I could stay longer, this place is. . . it's something.  Something important."
Dec 13 18:44:51 <Mako_K> "Sure. I'd be happy to not see this place for a bit."
Dec 13 18:46:17 <Knox> "I don't fucking blame you."
Dec 13 18:46:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Righto!  Then everyone but Mr. Merman should get suited up.  He and I can lead the way~"
Dec 13 18:46:40 * Knox puts his helmet back on and RECOMPRESSES.
Dec 13 18:46:45 <Mako_K> "I can't see in the dark, that's all on you."
Dec 13 18:47:00 <Ululane> Changing takes all of Mel's remaining energy, so she just hops onto Abe to drag her the rest of the way.
Dec 13 18:48:36 <Knox> "It's cool, we got underwater flashlights."
Dec 13 18:48:41 <Knox> "Stick close."
Dec 13 18:49:06 <Ululane> Stupid suit, preventing glowy tattoos from being useful.
Dec 13 18:51:43 <Lesieli> 1d6-2 Not gonna drown this time, am I?
Dec 13 18:51:43 <PsychoRoll> Lesieli, Not gonna drown this time, am I?: 1 [1d6=3]
Dec 13 18:51:51 <Lesieli> Marginally better
Dec 13 18:51:56 <Mako_K> "Don't worry about me. Unless I get cold and stop moving, then maybe worry about me."
Dec 13 18:51:58 * Knox dons FLIPPERS.
Dec 13 18:52:31 * Ululane attaches Lesieli's hand to one of Abe's back ridges.
Dec 13 18:53:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> You don't fuck up, but Marie still has to help you along.  Marie leads you to that grate you all landed on before, takes off her bottom and changes it to a tail, and then hops in.  The sewers aren't much muckier than the rest of the ocean, and she takes you down into an underwater cave that eventually ends up outside the place, then leads the way up to the boat.  It's still pretty
Dec 13 18:53:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> dark.
Dec 13 18:54:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://41.media.tumblr.com/272382c1df40a0c87092ebb290ec04db/tumblr_mxr63nhDK41reuv3go1_1280.jpg she looks like this in her half-human half-I-guess-Phione form
Dec 13 18:54:50 <Knox> Not bad. Knox approves.
Dec 13 18:54:53 <Ululane> Melanie is Infatuated.
Dec 13 18:55:20 <Mako_K> Mako is oblivious. He just swims through the tunnels like it's the easiest thing in the world.
Dec 13 18:57:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> the way up isn't that bad.  Mako and Marie hav eto stop a little bit to adjust to changing pressure but they're otherwise able to swim up with no problems.  There's already a rope ladder set up at the ship for you guys to climb up
Dec 13 18:58:24 * Knox hauls his ass up.
Dec 13 18:58:49 <Ululane> 3d6+4 Arbitrary Athletics to climb the cursed ladder!
Dec 13 18:58:49 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Arbitrary Athletics to climb the cursed ladder!: 16 [3d6=3,6,3]
Dec 13 18:59:05 <Ululane> ...oh, Mel actually pulls herself up with more ease than she was expecting.
Dec 13 18:59:10 <Knox> 3d6+5 arbitrary athletics in flippers
Dec 13 18:59:10 <PsychoRoll> Knox, arbitrary athletics in flippers: 17 [3d6=1,5,6]
Dec 13 18:59:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lani's on deck, waiting for you all, and he gives you all waves when you come up.  Then Mako comes up and his eyes grow wide.  "Yer still kickin', laddie?"
Dec 13 19:00:04 * Knox takes his helmet off when he can. "Davy Jones keeps some strange things in his locker."
Dec 13 19:00:04 <Mako_K> Mako's still wet, but he runs over to pick Lani up in a giant hug. "Cap'n!"
Dec 13 19:00:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Macko me boyo, it really is ye!  Glad to have ye back..."  Cough cough cough.  "Could let up a liddle on the hug, tho."
Dec 13 19:01:45 <Mako_K> "Sorry." He sets the man down. "Didn't have anything to do down there but work out and eat moss."
Dec 13 19:02:12 * Knox frowns a bit at the captain's health playing up again.
Dec 13 19:02:37 <Ululane> OH SURE, DON'T CARE WHEN MEL HAS ASTHMA ATTACKS, BUT CAP'N GIVES YOU CAUSE FOR CONCERN!
Dec 13 19:02:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> Marie's got herself wrapped in a towel.  "How's about I make some meat then?  Got a preference, Mako?"
Dec 13 19:02:56 <Knox> Who says he doesn't care?
Dec 13 19:03:03 <Mako_K> "Anything that isn't seafood."
Dec 13 19:03:11 <Ululane> "...what...no sushi?"
Dec 13 19:03:20 <Knox> "Get this man some bacon and eggs and a bowl of that stew."
Dec 13 19:03:31 <Mako_K> Mako takes out his phone and checks for a signal. "I'm gonna call my parents really quick, and if they say 'we didn't know anything was wrong', Mel is getting electro-noogied."
Dec 13 19:03:38 <Knox> "...or whatever, really."
Dec 13 19:03:50 <Ululane> She scowls at the mention of st- "I-I-I meant to s-stop by! B-But...I uh...uh..."
Dec 13 19:03:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> We get signal!
Dec 13 19:04:07 <Ululane> "I t-t-told Kalili at l-least..."
Dec 13 19:04:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> Phone call go on!
Dec 13 19:04:26 <Mako_K> Mako speed dials his parents' house. He stares at Mel. "You think that literal witch passed it on?"
Dec 13 19:04:45 <Ululane> "Sh-she's not so bad...less of a witch than I am..."
Dec 13 19:05:21 <Knox> "On second thought, why don't you pick, Marie. I'm getting pretty damn hungry myself and leftovers don't actually sound that great."
Dec 13 19:05:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Riiiing, riiiing, CLICK!  "Hello?"
Dec 13 19:05:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's mom.
Dec 13 19:06:08 * Knox leaves the deck momentarily.
Dec 13 19:06:10 <Mako_K> "Hi, mom, it's Mako. Just wanted to check in since it's been awhile."
Dec 13 19:06:54 * Knox then comes back and tosses a thick, warm towel at Mel.
Dec 13 19:07:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> "M-Mako!?  Mako!  YOu're...you're okay?  Kalili told us she heard you'd disappeared, and..."  Her breath catches, seems like she might be getting some tears.  "and you hadn't given us any word in ages, and I...I was so worried."
Dec 13 19:07:43 <Ululane> "W-wmph!" Mel is more or less resigned to sleep on the deck and now looks like she's been murdered.
Dec 13 19:08:47 <Mako_K> "I just got a little stranded during a storm, but I'm alright. I'm gonna try to swing by Ark soon, so don't worry about me anymore." He motions for Mel to step closer.
Dec 13 19:09:28 <Ululane> She peaks out from under the towel and shakes her head.
Dec 13 19:10:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, that'de be wonderful!  I'll tell your father, he was just as upset as I was..."
Dec 13 19:11:19 <Ululane> There is...the little gnawing that as a god or...almost god or...fuck if she knows where she's at, she should probably be held accountable to her people...she rises and tosses off the towel, submitting herself to Mako's mercy.
Dec 13 19:11:32 <Mako_K> "And I gotta kinda cut this short since I just got to the surface and the phone is almost dead. Love you, see you soon."
Dec 13 19:13:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Love you too, hun!  May Raijin protect you on your voyage!"
Dec 13 19:14:43 <Mako_K> "Hopefully he does a better time on this one. Bye~" He hangs up, puts his phone away, and then taps Mel on the nose with a zzzzzap of static electricity.
Dec 13 19:15:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> <Hey, I did the best I could!  At least you ended up somewhere with some fresh water!>
Dec 13 19:15:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Marie's wrapped her towel around her and has gone down to make STEAK AND EGGS
Dec 13 19:16:51 <Mako_K> Mako takes a quick selfie on deck with the captain [Not dead!] and sends it to the siblings, Maddy, and Ryan.
Dec 13 19:18:01 <Ululane> Classy.
Dec 13 19:18:07 <Mako_K> Efficient
Dec 13 19:18:21 <Ululane> "..n-no noogie?"
Dec 13 19:19:06 <Mako_K> "I don't want to kill you. I'm like a generator over here."
Dec 13 19:19:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> all of them give some response or another, Shin with a "Whoa, awesome!", Dai with an "As expected.", Maddy with a "Took you long enough." and Ryan with a "Had me worried there."
Dec 13 19:19:28 <Ululane> What is this, Star Fox?
Dec 13 19:19:53 <Mako_K> "My room is still open, right? I need a bed tonight."
Dec 13 19:20:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> It is!
Dec 13 19:20:31 <Ululane> "...you uh...might want to...check it first...we have swarms of ghost pokemon on the ship now. Also Lesieli's assholes."
Dec 13 19:21:02 <Mako_K> "I have swarms of ghost Pokemon. Technically."
Dec 13 19:21:05 <Knox> "Right, then. Guess we're working together from now on."
Dec 13 19:21:45 <Mako_K> "I'm looking forward to it. You handled yourself well down there. Better than these other guys usually do."
Dec 13 19:21:54 <Ululane> "H-Hey..."
Dec 13 19:22:16 <Ululane> "I happen to be up to six badges, thank you very much."
Dec 13 19:23:16 <Mako_K> Mako inhales, then relaxes. "Three badges, huh? Guess I'll have to catch up."
Dec 13 19:23:18 <Knox> He nods at the compliment and crosses his arms. "Have to, to have been in the business I was in. But we can talk about that later."
Dec 13 19:23:48 <Knox> "...This crew hasn't been slouching either. They were disorganized around when I joined, but I feel it's gotten more cohesive lately."
Dec 13 19:23:54 <Ululane> ...evil grin. "...he was a pirate, breaking all kinds of rules, yep, unpredictable that one is, hates fairness and all that, basically your opposite."
Dec 13 19:24:11 <Knox> "Oh, you're just going to dump it all on him like that, huh."
Dec 13 19:24:45 <Knox> "Fuck you, I take it back, you're a horrible, lazy bum." he teasingly punches Mel on the shoulder.
Dec 13 19:25:03 <Mako_K> Mako shrugs. "Whatever. I'm not worried."
Dec 13 19:25:36 <Ululane> "You...probably should be...a little." Frown. "...Aether has...stepped up their game..."
Dec 13 19:25:44 <Knox> "...Yeah."
Dec 13 19:25:50 <Knox> "Let's talk about that later, though."
Dec 13 19:25:56 <Knox> "...Let him enjoy his night back."
Dec 13 19:26:17 <Mako_K> "I mean about Knox. Or the rest of you."
Dec 13 19:26:37 <Ululane> "...I am going to go drink Mako's weight in booze to celebrate."
Dec 13 19:26:50 <Knox> "I'll arrange the funeral. And the resurrection."
Dec 13 19:26:58 <Mako_K> Mako looms over Mel. "I said he did better than the rest of you, I didn't say any of you did -well-." Crackle.
Dec 13 19:27:40 <Ululane> Her eyes sparkle with television static as she glares up at him. "And you've gotten lazy."
Dec 13 19:27:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> VOOP
Dec 13 19:27:42 <Ululane> 3d6+4 INTIMIDATE OFF
Dec 13 19:27:43 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, INTIMIDATE OFF: 17 [3d6=6,6,1]
Dec 13 19:28:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mistral warps in, looking Mako up and down.  "Whoa, it's the other Hero of Justice!  I knew he'd never go down!"
Dec 13 19:28:03 * Knox leans in slightly in this intimidation circle. "What was that?"
Dec 13 19:28:06 <Knox> 5d6+5
Dec 13 19:28:06 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 5d6+5: 14 [5d6=1,1,5,1,1]
Dec 13 19:28:12 <Ululane> (PFFFFFT)
Dec 13 19:28:33 <Mako_K> Mako backs off and rubs his head sheepishly. "Ah, come on, it was just a joke."
Dec 13 19:28:35 * Knox is in too good a mood to be intimidating, clearly.
Dec 13 19:28:42 <Mako_K> 6d6+5 Charm +7 vs Knox
Dec 13 19:28:42 <PsychoRoll> Mako_K, Charm +7 vs Knox: 34 [6d6=2,3,6,6,6,6]
Dec 13 19:28:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> (>1,1,1,1)
Dec 13 19:28:55 <Mako_K> "Hey Mistral. It's me, in the flesh."
Dec 13 19:28:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> (>6,6,6,6)
Dec 13 19:28:58 <Knox> "....Yeah, I know. A-anyway."
Dec 13 19:29:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> (THAT'S OUR PSYCHO)
Dec 13 19:29:04 <Ululane> "...I-I knew that!"
Dec 13 19:29:14 <Knox> "...Hi, Mistral."
Dec 13 19:29:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> "It's me.  In my shorts.  And top."
Dec 13 19:29:25 <Ululane> (Even better, 2+3 = 5!)
Dec 13 19:29:28 <Mako_K> "Tops are passe."
Dec 13 19:29:52 <Ululane> ...Mel gives Mistral an awkward look, still not entirely sure how Mistral feels about her now.
Dec 13 19:29:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> "B-but...girls not wearing tops is against the RULES where I'm from!"
Dec 13 19:30:13 <Knox> "And where do you think we're -heading-?"
Dec 13 19:30:16 <Mako_K> "Oh, right, cultural norms."
Dec 13 19:30:29 * Lesieli blushes off on the side
Dec 13 19:30:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Heading?  To smite lawbreakers, of course!"
Dec 13 19:30:54 <Ululane> "Please don't smite anyone when we stop in Ark."
Dec 13 19:31:11 * Knox facepalms.
Dec 13 19:31:23 <Knox> "The topless capital of the region is where. Did you not notice last time we came through?"
Dec 13 19:31:26 <Mako_K> "And I hope nobody minds, but, uh..." he snaps his fingers. Rain Dance.
Dec 13 19:31:28 <Knox> "...Anyway."
Dec 13 19:31:42 * Knox looks up. "...You can do that? Huh."
Dec 13 19:31:43 <Ululane> That waasn't a dance at all.
Dec 13 19:32:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I thought they were all some sort of colony of rulebreakers!"
Dec 13 19:32:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> The rain pours down, gently.
Dec 13 19:32:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's slowly ramping up, though.
Dec 13 19:32:58 <Knox> "Rain doesn't bother me."
Dec 13 19:33:07 <Mako_K> Mako smiles. "That's better. I was going crazy without it."
Dec 13 19:33:22 <Ululane> Gloomy, dreary rain! How perfect.
Dec 13 19:33:24 <Knox> "I prefer a little storm, anyway. Clear weather is good for nothing but sleeping through and taking pictures."
Dec 13 19:33:58 <Ululane> "But Knoxy, you'll grow fungus in dark, moist places!"
Dec 13 19:34:22 <Mako_K> "I think that's what soap is for."
Dec 13 19:34:45 <Ululane> "No...see...cuz he's a grasshole, just like you're a...whatever the fuck you are."
Dec 13 19:34:59 <Knox> "Grass and poison-type powers."
Dec 13 19:35:04 <Mako_K> "Storm god. Demigod."
Dec 13 19:35:09 <Ululane> "Buttgod."
Dec 13 19:35:15 <Ululane> "Demibuttgod."
Dec 13 19:35:18 <Knox> "Is everyone a god on this ship but me?"
Dec 13 19:35:35 <Mako_K> "I'm not a god, I'm just bros with some."
Dec 13 19:35:38 <Lesieli> "Looks like it"
Dec 13 19:35:40 <Ululane> "Don't worry Knox, we're the only two that are more than one people!...I think."
Dec 13 19:36:05 <Ululane> "Anyways...I'm...going to go eat, drink, and collapse on my bed."
Dec 13 19:36:13 <Knox> "Sounds good."
Dec 13 19:36:25 <Knox> "Not that I can even drink."
Dec 13 19:36:30 <Ululane> "We'll find something!"
Dec 13 19:36:36 <Mako_K> "That sounds like a good plan for me, too. Maybe lift before bed."
Dec 13 19:36:36 <Ululane> "...but not tonight."
Dec 13 19:36:44 <Ululane> "...that requires research."
Dec 13 19:37:02 <Knox> "...What interesting research that will be."
Dec 13 19:37:17 <Knox> "I'm probably at least going to train on deck before calling it a night."
Dec 13 19:37:19 <Ululane> She stares at Mako for a bit. "And before my emotions crush me like a tidal wave, I'm going to go fight them off with some drinks!" Melanie disappears below deck.
Dec 13 19:37:47 <Knox> "I have a few weights, but I prefer sparring sessions and drills with my pokemon."
Dec 13 19:39:17 <Mako_K> "Rotoms aren't great for sparring. I'll just poach some of your weights since I think I outgrew what I had on the ship, if that's alright."
Dec 13 19:39:38 <Knox> "Sure, go for it."
Dec 13 19:42:24 <Mako_K> Mako heads off below deck to get some food and get the dust out of his room.
Dec 13 19:42:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> And I think with that, we can close.  Marie makes some wonderful steak and eggs, and some of the group drinks themselves crazy over the return of Mako.  Overall, a pretty happy night.
Dec 13 19:42:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> </session>