Games Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ9U4Cbb4wg

Steam sales!

Let him go, tripfag. I guess we made it plain we don't want no more casual game devs in 4chan!

Free DLC is no good for a console developer.

Whattaya sellin, friend?
Whatever brings in loadsamoney, friend.

Whatsamatter with free dlc?
It's old fashioned. EA you're a Star Wars dev. Your studio give free dlc?
No sir!
Nor anybody else!

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Cash for the multiplayer
Cash for the singleplayer
Cash for the costume packs
Cash for the characters
Cash for the weapon packs
Cash for the map packs
Cash for the graphics and the music and the endings!
Cash for the plastic case and cd-rom, cash for the booklet and the console and the mem'ry cards!

Look, Whaddayaplay, whaddayaplay, whaddayaplay, whaddayaplay, whaddayaplay?
Wheredayapirate?
Whaddayaplay?

You can play, you can play, you can spergout, you can play, you can spergout, spergout, spergout, you can play, you can play, you can play, play, play, play, spergout, spergout, spergout, you can play all you wanna, but it's different than it was.

NO IT AIN'T NO IT AIN'T BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW THE CONSOLE MARKET.

LELELELELELELEL

Why it's the Modern Warfare, made the trouble, made the people wanna buy, wanna pay, wanna pay, wanna buy it and pay seven, eight, nine, ten, twelve, forty, sixty-two, sixty-three dollars for the DLC.
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Who's gonna patronize a little bitty funloving indie dev anymore.

Whaddayaplay, whaddayaplay?
Wheredayapirate?

Gone, Gone!

Gone with the plastic case and cd-rom, gone with the booklets and the handhelds and the mem'ry cards, gone with the plot and the guides and the mouse!

Ever meet a fellow by the name of Gabe?
Gabe?
Gabe?
Gabe?
Gabe?
Gabe?
Gabe?
Gabe?
Gabe!
NO!

Justaminute, justaminute, justaminute!
Never heard of any devman Gabe!
Now he doesn't know the console market.
Doesn't know the console market?
What's the fellow's gimmick?
Never worries about his gimmick.
Never worries about his gimmick?

Or a doggone thing, he's just a big fat, face-stuffing, obese, neckbeard, cupcake eating, hat wearing, every game a triple-A devman. That's Professor Gabe Newell, Gabe Newell!

What's the fellow's gimmick? What's his gimmick?

He's a fake and he doesn't know the console market!

Look, whaddaplay, whaddayaplay, whaddayaplay, whaddayaplay?

He's a vidya man.

He's a what?
He's a what?

He's a vidya man, and he sells FPS to the kids on steam, with the RPGs, and the fantasy games. FREE TO PLAY! FREE TO PLAY! And the RTS, the RTS, with dlc too, with a shiny new hat every time, and a Half-Life 3 comin'

Well, I don't know much about Steam, but I do know you can't make a livin' selling PC games. No sir. FPS perhaps, and here and there a hack'n'slash.

No, the fellow sells games, GOOD games. I don't know how he does it, but he lives like a king, and he gobbles and he swallows and he stuffs and he chews, and when the man develops certainly boys what else? The gamers pay him! Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. When the man develops certainly boys what else? The gamers pay him!

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THE CONSOLE MARKET!

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