Applepone Oneshot

>It's a beautiful day in Equestria
>You're spending it inside
>"Consarnit! Ah can't even hold this thing! How am ah s'posed ta beat ya?"
"Simple, you don't."
>"Oh shut it Anon."
>You're playing Super Pony-o Brothers 4: Quest for the Kingdom of Love
>It's, .... okay, you guess
>You're playing as Pony-o and Aj as Ponigi
>fucking mexipone knockoffs
>Speaking of knocks, there's one at the door
"I got it," you say as you go to answer
>It's fluttershy, dressed in an Applejack costume
>"Oh, hi Anon, I was just wondering ... are, um, are stupid hicks your fetish?"
>Brain: There be a shitstorm a brewin
>"An just who in the hell are you callin-"
>AJ has approached the door, seeing FS's costume
>AJ: "Why I never. You little-"
>FS: "OH! Applejack! What are you doing here?!"
>AJ: "You little whore, C'mere!"
>AJ lunges at Fluttershy only to get a face full of dirt as fluttershy takes flight
>AJ: "Git down here you bitch! Anon is mine! Ah'm tired a you always tryin to git ta him, and now ya gone too far!"
>FS: "Oh my gosh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, it was, I'm sorry!"
>Fluttershy bolts away across the sky
>"Can you believe that little shit? The nerve of some ponies."
>You look on at Applejack, a small smirk creeping over your face
"You're so cute when you're all huffy."
>"Wh-wha? What are you talkin bou-"
>AJ stammers out her words as you gently kiss he nose
"I'm all yours, huh?"
>"I well, er, I mean ta say it was..."
"Don't worry AJ,"
>You say as you softly kiss her forehead
"After all, I AM all yours."