eevee explanation

[00:56:52] LawyerDog: look i have read far stupider things than some dragon series
[00:57:07] LawyerDog: you have no idea how much eevee fanfiction i've read
[00:58:27] LawyerDog: it started as just trying to troll Crix by acting like he was an eevee lover but then it turned out he had actually read the same fanfiction already
[00:59:08] LawyerDog: so then i just read more about this flareon that ate a vaporeon and her newborn babies alive and stuff
[00:59:19] deadbeard: lawyerdog why
[00:59:25] LawyerDog: idk it was pretty hype
[00:59:53] LawyerDog: he ends up like traumatized by the terrible things he does or whatever and basically turns into a children and then this umbreon fucks him
[00:59:57] LawyerDog: it was a pretty long series
[01:01:27] LawyerDog: the umbreon and flareon end up being lovers and then they have to run away from an eevee tribe or whatever and then they turn into eevees by turning back time like it's fuckin ecco or some shit the tides of eevees and then they're suddenly back in the umbreon's home from when he was a kid and they are both eevees and then they get into some fights and don't see eye to eye and the flareon who is now an eevee walks off into the sunset
[01:01:49] LawyerDog: that was as far as the story had gotten when i stopped reading it
[01:02:46] LawyerDog: an espeon was a villain at some point i think
[01:03:09] LawyerDog: and used psychic powers to horribly traumatize the umbreon or something
[01:03:31] LawyerDog: maybe that's how they turned into eevees again?
[01:05:39] Love_Drifter: how could psychic powers traumatize the umbreon
[01:05:41] Love_Drifter: it's a dark type
[01:05:49] LawyerDog: oh you're right it must have been the flareon
[01:06:02] LawyerDog: yeah it was the flareon
[01:06:24] Love_Drifter: okay that's better
[01:06:32] LawyerDog: the flareon had like blocked out all the bad shit it did and the espeon used psychic powers to make him remember
[01:07:28] LawyerDog: and then he was all "shit i impregnated a vaporeon and ate her limb by limb (cauterizing the wounds with flareon power) and then ate her newborn kids in front of her before finishing her off
[01:07:40] LawyerDog: and then he became an eevee i guess?