[FR] Irregular Thursday

>Day How The Fuck Hasn't This Been Done Yet In Equestria
>Or maybe it has been done, and I, the writer, have been too ignorant to notice
>Either way, you are Anon, the only human in Equestria
>And this one pony, Fluttershy, well.....you get the gist, right?
>Fetish guess errryday, you decline, she tries other half-hearted rape attempts through out the day
>Various other ponies want the D, the usual
>Well today starts out like any other, you waking up, showering, shitting and then shaving
>You grab some milk and pour it into your bowl of Applebloom Crunch, sitting on the porch, ready for Fluttershy's daily fetish guess
>Right on time, she shows up the crest of the hill, and trots excitedly down to your house
>Shes smiling from ear-to-ear, and she says
>"Anon! I think I got it this time!"
>Damn these ponies, you can't help but smile back
Oh, is that so?
>"Yes it is mister! You're into......watersports!"
>She waits for your reaction
Nope Fluttershy, never much been one for sports, land or aquatic.
>"No, thats not what I meant....here, lemme show you"
Woah Tiger, back off, I knew what you meant, I was just kidding

>"Oh tartar sauce"
>She looks down dejectedly, lower lip trembeling
Oh come on now, Fluttershy, you know how it is. You can't keep getting your hopes up like this, ok?
>"Okay"
>She still looks sad at her daily failure
Hey cheer up, we have that party for Twilight later, remember? That'll be fun, eh?
>Her pupils shrink down to the size of pinpricks, and her breathing increases rapidly
>"Oh no, Oh no, Oh no! Stupid, silly Fluttershy, how could you forget Twilight's birthday?"
>Brain: Do something, shes losing it
>Right, thanks brain
Hey! We still have two hours until her party! Thats plenty of time to go find something.
>"Will you come with me?"
Well.....I don't know.....
>"Please? No funny business, I swear!"
Let me check my calender real quick
>You go to the fridge and consult the puppy a month calender
>Shit, you really have nothing to do for once
>Oh well
Alright Fluttershy, I'll come
>You call outside
>"Great, its a date!"

>You walk with Fluttershy through P0nyville now, looking for an open shop
>Its still relatively early, so not many are open, not even the boutique
>Finally you spot a curio shop that looks dim on the inside thats sign read 'Open'
Lets take a look in there
>"Ok! This is the best date ever"
This isn't a date
>You grumble as you hold the door for her
>You take a look around the shop and notice many odd trinkets, masks and various dust-covered books
>You make your way to the front counter and see a bell
>While Fluttershy searches for a gift, you ring the bell, and a shopkeeper emerges
>"Yes? May I help you?"
>Didn't even bat an eye at an unknown species in his shop. Weird.
Yeah, I'm looking for a gift for somep0ny, its her birthday today, and I need it soon.
>"Ahh, something for the lady/ I see.."
No, uh, not her. We're are NOT together, no way
>The shopkeeper gets a 'You dun goofed' look on his face and says
>"Uhm, very well, let me see what I have"
>He backs away staring behind you the whole time
>You turn around to see Fluttershy in tears

Whats the matter now?
>"Why'd you have to get so defensive , huh? Would it be that bad if he thought, if one p0ny thought we were a couple?!"
>She runs off towards the door marked 'Mares', while you call after her
>Leaning against the locked door, you say
Fluttershy, come out. There is no reason to be upset, and if you knew what I had to go through every day you'd understand why I said that.
>"What you have to go through? What about me> I love you Anon, why can't you just love me back?"
>You both shout, at the same time through the door
Why can't you understand whats its like to be me!?
>Then, you hear the rumble of thunder, and the ground starts to shake
>You close your eyes and wait for it to subside
>You open them and look down
>Your hands have been replaced with hooves
>Yellow hooves