Poor Kiki Greentext

>On xbox live shitting on those scrub grade schoolers in cod of halo 4
>sip mountain dew after winning nuke
>it's empty
>throw it onto floor
>just one more addition to your throne of dew and dreams
>call out for Linore
>she bursts in with a gas mask on
>Her immaculate clothes, smooth ash-coloured feathers, and delicate posture are too much for you to bear
>cream pants
>if only you could see her beautiful blue eyes
>were they even blue
>you couldn't remember, she'd been wearing the mask for 2 years
>she stares at your now ruined shorts and freezes
>starts twitching
>tears off your clothes
>rips cords out of outlet
>kicks out throne of cans from under you
>Starts screaming at you with foot on your chest
>beats you with mop, then feather duster
>carries your 400 pound ass into tub
>scrubs you out
>you feel your old shell come off
>muscles growing
>lipids decaying
>hair becomes angelic rays of light
>you emerge a new man, a new existence
>you admire your toned body in the mirror
>you grab your dear kiki by the waist and hoist her up, giving her a deep kiss
>walk back to room
>sit down
>go back to playing xbox
>who the fuck needs cords
>kiki clears out empty cans and leaves room
>you hear sobbing from outside
>a sigh comes from your lips
>you look to your side
>behold
>a fresh new can of mountain dew, manticore venom flavour
>you open it and drink, smiling deeply
>It's nice and relaxing, just like your maid's lips

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