Poisoned - Phyisical abilities and max health slowly deteriorate until healed by a nurse, but it cannot kill. (Infinite duration)
Cursed - Renamed to Weak, otherwise same
On Fire! - Same (Debuff needs to be fixed to not be inflicted while submerged in water)
Tipsy - Increased Melee abilities, lowered Speed and Max Health.
Bleeding - Losing health at a rapid rate, cannot kill.
Slow - Movement Speed is reduced, and the effects of Hermes Boots are unable to be used.
Weak - Renamed to Sick, Physical abilities are decreased and you cannot regenerate health.
Cursed Inferno - Slowly drains mana and carries onto health afterwards, cannot use Mana potions.

Notes: "Phyisical Abilities" do not include Defense, fucking stupid redigit.

Obsidian Skin - Renamed to Heat Resistant, otherwise same.
Gills - Turns the character into merfolk.
Invisibility - Fucking _works_
Archery - Renamed to Ranged Proficiency, increases gun damage/speed by 20% as well
Well Fed - Renamed to Healthy
Pet Bunny - Remove this fucker or make it useful