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  1. geriah
  2. Last we left off, our intrepid not-here was having a makeout session with Klowheelsprite while Tirrim completely abandoned him because he aint havin none of that shit
  3. shippinaBubble
  4. As Klowheelsprite slathers her tongue all over your suit, you ogle vacantly at the very sudden fulfillment of all your wildest fantasies as of the past hour or so
  5. You consider that, really, nobody is as good at living life as you are
  6. geriah
  7. Except, you know. Your about to die.
  8. shippinaBubble
  9. As your lifestyle choices have lead to this moment
  10. That's a little bit on the backburner of your mind right now, as literally your dream girl is just itching to get into your plastic
  11. geriah
  12. ಠ_ಠ
  13. shippinaBubble
  14. You feel fantastic, yet also guilty because Alba is definitely thinking about you and worried right now for your sake
  15. And you know for a fact that Tirrim is kicking himself right now for not having made his move sooner
  16. It'll take some time to weigh your romantic options
  17. geriah
  18. Years in the future, a certain black carapacian facepalms.
  19. shippinaBubble
  20. This development introduces so many new possible configurations!
  21. geriah
  22. >Get the fuck UP, BUBBLE BOY. CARVE THE TOTEM.
  23. shippinaBubble
  24. Why do you suddenly feel like making crafts? That's the thing you usually do because you don't have anyone to make out with. Now that you're a few inches away from first base, you want to make a carving?
  25. Oh wait, the cruxite
  26. LAND RAIN
  27. RIGHT
  28. You gently gently gently gently push Klowheelsprite out of the way and focus on the number that's appeared on the cylinder
  29. geriah
  30. 2:02
  31. shippinaBubble
  32. Oh shit what were the other steps
  33. You pick up the cruxite and dart your head around looking at the other machines
  34. geriah
  35. You got.... The one with a lot of triangles.... The one with the carvy thingy.... And a card.
  36. shippinaBubble
  37. Um you put it on that platform thingy at some point, right? You try that now
  38. geriah
  39. Thats it.
  40. Nothing happens.
  41. shippinaBubble
  42. Ah shit ah shit
  43. geriah
  44. 1:40
  45. shippinaBubble
  46. This is a very inconvenient time to have tirrim's floating head obscuring your vision
  47. Um okay put the cylinder thingy in the other thing that you can put it in, the one with the needle arm
  48. OH AND THE CARD SLOT
  49. PUT THE CARD IN THE CARD SLOT
  50. geriah
  51. You do that.
  52. It whirrs and makes a really weirdly carved totem
  53. Looks like a cone.
  54. shippinaBubble
  55. Okay yeah this was a thing that happened
  56. Now you have this shiny cone thingy
  57. Uh put it on the platform thingy?
  58. geriah
  59. Ayyyy
  60. It makes....
  61. A small pendant.
  62. shippinaBubble
  63. Wait no
  64. it's supposed to be a needle
  65. Although you suppose you're glad it's not
  66. You pick it up
  67. geriah
  68. You now have (1) pendant in your hands.
  69. Congratulations.
  70. shippinaBubble
  71. Uh you look at it? Is there anything special about it?
  72. geriah
  73. Looks like it is made out of copper and has a black center.
  74. Thats about it.
  75. 1:00
  76. shippinaBubble
  77. This is going to be very hard to inject into your leg
  78. You waste a second to look up at the sky and see what it is that's one minute away
  79. geriah
  80. >PUT. THE FUCKING. PENDANT. ON.
  81. Looks like a huge ass-meteor.
  82. About twice the size of your hiveship
  83. shippinaBubble
  84. ahhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  85. You suddenly feel like the thing to do is to wear the pendant
  86. But its chain isn't long enough to go around your bubble
  87. You instead try jamming it in through the air filter
  88. geriah
  89. Roll strength
  90. shippinaBubble
  91. !roll 1d20+0
  92. GameServ
  93. shippinaBubble rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+0) = 6>
  94. NOTTyche[Dice]
  95. rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
  96. shippinaBubble
  97. Looks like you're deep sixed
  98. geriah
  99. The pendant instead clatters to the ground.
  100. shippinaBubble
  101. Time?
  102. geriah
  103. 00:30
  104. shippinaBubble
  105. You rack your brain thinking of options
  106. You have to get this stupid pendant onto you somehow
  107. You don't have anything to work with
  108. The only thing you can think to do
  109. would be to cut open your suit
  110. But especially in your condition, you'd never survive
  111. But then again, you won't survive that meteor either
  112. geriah
  113. >FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
  114. shippinaBubble
  115. Ah geez
  116. geriah
  117. Looks like the end of the chain has a pretty sharp end.
  118. shippinaBubble
  119. Gently gently gently gently gently, you cut a small incision in your suit and feed the pendant through
  120. geriah
  121. You see a flash of light.
  122. Also, roll endurance.
  123. shippinaBubble
  124. !roll 1d20+0
  125. GameServ
  126. shippinaBubble rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+0) = 2>
  127. NOTTyche[Dice]
  128. rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
  129. geriah
  130. Gain two levels of exhaustion.
  131. You cough up blood as you open your eyes again.
  132. Your hiveship seems to be balancing on the top of an extremely tall mountain.
  133. Up in the sky is a blue sun covered by clouds, and purple spirographs.
  134. At the base of the mountain appears to be a town of sorts, but it is far to steep.
  135. You should probably also patch up your suit.
  136. shippinaBubble
  137. Woozily, you apply your sealant
  138. geriah
  139. Looks like you survived.
  140. shippinaBubble
  141. Basically crawling on the ground (as much as one can in a bubble suit), you look out over the side of your ship at this new world
  142. geriah
  143. LAND OF VALLEYS AND TYRANTS
  144. Would probably be displayed in a really dramatic land intro
  145. That is, if this were a fantasy.
  146. Looks like a lot of mountains, and large valleys inbetween with huge kingdoms in them.
  147. shippinaBubble
  148. This place looks
  149. like
  150. four identical places all next to each other and moving into and out of each other
  151. you probably need some rest
  152. geriah
  153. Each kingdom seems to be in different levels of technological prowess, you see a few huge skyscrapers, but also a few pretty medieval places.
  154. You probably should.
  155. Take a long rest, and link this on the thread.
  156. Provided you eat, shed a level of exhaustion in the rest.
  157. shippinaBubble
  158. Are there any meteors at the moment? Any boiling body parts or lack of filtered air supply? You'll worry about all that later
  159. Time to rest
  160. And maybe have that dream again, if you're lucky
  161. And maybe only the first half of it, if you're really lucky
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