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- geriah
- Last we left off, our intrepid not-here was having a makeout session with Klowheelsprite while Tirrim completely abandoned him because he aint havin none of that shit
- shippinaBubble
- As Klowheelsprite slathers her tongue all over your suit, you ogle vacantly at the very sudden fulfillment of all your wildest fantasies as of the past hour or so
- You consider that, really, nobody is as good at living life as you are
- geriah
- Except, you know. Your about to die.
- shippinaBubble
- As your lifestyle choices have lead to this moment
- That's a little bit on the backburner of your mind right now, as literally your dream girl is just itching to get into your plastic
- geriah
- ಠ_ಠ
- shippinaBubble
- You feel fantastic, yet also guilty because Alba is definitely thinking about you and worried right now for your sake
- And you know for a fact that Tirrim is kicking himself right now for not having made his move sooner
- It'll take some time to weigh your romantic options
- geriah
- Years in the future, a certain black carapacian facepalms.
- shippinaBubble
- This development introduces so many new possible configurations!
- geriah
- >Get the fuck UP, BUBBLE BOY. CARVE THE TOTEM.
- shippinaBubble
- Why do you suddenly feel like making crafts? That's the thing you usually do because you don't have anyone to make out with. Now that you're a few inches away from first base, you want to make a carving?
- Oh wait, the cruxite
- LAND RAIN
- RIGHT
- You gently gently gently gently push Klowheelsprite out of the way and focus on the number that's appeared on the cylinder
- geriah
- 2:02
- shippinaBubble
- Oh shit what were the other steps
- You pick up the cruxite and dart your head around looking at the other machines
- geriah
- You got.... The one with a lot of triangles.... The one with the carvy thingy.... And a card.
- shippinaBubble
- Um you put it on that platform thingy at some point, right? You try that now
- geriah
- Thats it.
- Nothing happens.
- shippinaBubble
- Ah shit ah shit
- geriah
- 1:40
- shippinaBubble
- This is a very inconvenient time to have tirrim's floating head obscuring your vision
- Um okay put the cylinder thingy in the other thing that you can put it in, the one with the needle arm
- OH AND THE CARD SLOT
- PUT THE CARD IN THE CARD SLOT
- geriah
- You do that.
- It whirrs and makes a really weirdly carved totem
- Looks like a cone.
- shippinaBubble
- Okay yeah this was a thing that happened
- Now you have this shiny cone thingy
- Uh put it on the platform thingy?
- geriah
- Ayyyy
- It makes....
- A small pendant.
- shippinaBubble
- Wait no
- it's supposed to be a needle
- Although you suppose you're glad it's not
- You pick it up
- geriah
- You now have (1) pendant in your hands.
- Congratulations.
- shippinaBubble
- Uh you look at it? Is there anything special about it?
- geriah
- Looks like it is made out of copper and has a black center.
- Thats about it.
- 1:00
- shippinaBubble
- This is going to be very hard to inject into your leg
- You waste a second to look up at the sky and see what it is that's one minute away
- geriah
- >PUT. THE FUCKING. PENDANT. ON.
- Looks like a huge ass-meteor.
- About twice the size of your hiveship
- shippinaBubble
- ahhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
- You suddenly feel like the thing to do is to wear the pendant
- But its chain isn't long enough to go around your bubble
- You instead try jamming it in through the air filter
- geriah
- Roll strength
- shippinaBubble
- !roll 1d20+0
- GameServ
- shippinaBubble rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+0) = 6>
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
- shippinaBubble
- Looks like you're deep sixed
- geriah
- The pendant instead clatters to the ground.
- shippinaBubble
- Time?
- geriah
- 00:30
- shippinaBubble
- You rack your brain thinking of options
- You have to get this stupid pendant onto you somehow
- You don't have anything to work with
- The only thing you can think to do
- would be to cut open your suit
- But especially in your condition, you'd never survive
- But then again, you won't survive that meteor either
- geriah
- >FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
- shippinaBubble
- Ah geez
- geriah
- Looks like the end of the chain has a pretty sharp end.
- shippinaBubble
- Gently gently gently gently gently, you cut a small incision in your suit and feed the pendant through
- geriah
- You see a flash of light.
- Also, roll endurance.
- shippinaBubble
- !roll 1d20+0
- GameServ
- shippinaBubble rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+0) = 2>
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
- geriah
- Gain two levels of exhaustion.
- You cough up blood as you open your eyes again.
- Your hiveship seems to be balancing on the top of an extremely tall mountain.
- Up in the sky is a blue sun covered by clouds, and purple spirographs.
- At the base of the mountain appears to be a town of sorts, but it is far to steep.
- You should probably also patch up your suit.
- shippinaBubble
- Woozily, you apply your sealant
- geriah
- Looks like you survived.
- shippinaBubble
- Basically crawling on the ground (as much as one can in a bubble suit), you look out over the side of your ship at this new world
- geriah
- LAND OF VALLEYS AND TYRANTS
- Would probably be displayed in a really dramatic land intro
- That is, if this were a fantasy.
- Looks like a lot of mountains, and large valleys inbetween with huge kingdoms in them.
- shippinaBubble
- This place looks
- like
- four identical places all next to each other and moving into and out of each other
- you probably need some rest
- geriah
- Each kingdom seems to be in different levels of technological prowess, you see a few huge skyscrapers, but also a few pretty medieval places.
- You probably should.
- Take a long rest, and link this on the thread.
- Provided you eat, shed a level of exhaustion in the rest.
- shippinaBubble
- Are there any meteors at the moment? Any boiling body parts or lack of filtered air supply? You'll worry about all that later
- Time to rest
- And maybe have that dream again, if you're lucky
- And maybe only the first half of it, if you're really lucky
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