[:U Tentions rose when Mal's computer broke at the same time she was making a bunch of life changes without telling anyone, so Corgi joked about her computer like he usually did an- oh wait it was before that it was when we went to that stupid wedding, and Corgi was depressed, and he was trying to get Mal's attention and she kept snubbing him so he like lashed out (a little, it gets worse later) and so he left for like a day and they got better-ish but Mal and Corgi were still doing the same shit that annoyed eachother. After that the computer thing happened at the same time that Mal was suddenly not okay with a lot of the things Corgi just did all the time anyway. Fight broke out, letter exchange, cold war happens again. Ash was a lard tard and brought up Gabe AGAIN, Corgi said his stance (which he was fully within his right to do) Mal defended Gabe (which she was fully within her right to do) Mal blamed Corgi for bullying Gabe, Corgi blamed Mal for domineering the chat, Mal tried to manipulate me into voting for her, I tried to get her to fess up and apologise for abusing my emotions, she pulled her "oh I didn't know :o" shit, but I kinda squeezed one out of her like you squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube assuming that the toothpaste turned into concrete, we've been semi-at odds and semi-fine since but that's usual for us so w/e. several cycles of "hey mal, you do this and it's hurtful to me pls stahp" "oh okay if you stop doing this then I will" and then nobody doing shit, until Corgi was the one who finally went "you know you keep saying you're gonna do shit and then you don't" and Mal, like usual, instead of having a conversation like an adult turned it into debate club like Corgi just called her hair ugly, Corgi ragequitted, wrote another letter, had some epiffiny that convinced him that it was all his fault, and wrote another "I sowwy" letter. Then Corgi went to that asshole Nycto asked for his perspective and Nycto's a dummy poop head so he didn't know out side so then Corgi got his best friend in the whole world Mask to write a history book for him. Then Mask went to go make out with a moose and everyone lived happily ever after.]