# intentionally obfuscated copy pasta
module AddictingIdioms
  def inject_overdose
   object = { :type => "api_object[table]", :properties => ['p1', 'p2'] }
    properties = call_api_thing(object, nil).results.map { |x| x.properties }
    config = properties.inject([]) do |result,property|
      result << {
        property.first.name => property.first.value,
        property.last.name => property.last.value
      }
    end
    return config.map { |c| c["p2"] }.uniq.inject([]) do |result,p|
      result << {
        food: p,
        poop: case p
        when /abc/, /xyz/
          "Hello"
        when /BoobHammer/
          "Bye"
        end,
        boob: config.select { |x| x["p2"] == p }.map { |x| x['p1'] }
      }
    end
  end
end

configs = AddictingIdioms.inject_overdose([]) { |result,config| result << CONFIG.merge(config) }