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An accident that happened.

Jun 30th, 2013
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  1. Based on a true story.
  2.  
  3. >Day Something Something in Equestria.
  4. >You are Anon, like always.
  5. >Waking up, you go to the bathroom to and-
  6. FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
  7. >There is a knife in your foot.
  8. AHHHhhh...
  9. >And the feeling of pain quickly disappeared.
  10. >Odd, but whatever.
  11. >After pulling the knife out, you proceed to do the standard triple S's.
  12. >A crappy shit, a burning shave, and a bloody shower-
  13. >Wait.
  14. >There's blood on the shower floor.
  15. Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
  16. >You grab a towel and quickly wrap your foot up, causing the bleeding to stop.
  17. >Unfortunately, your whole left foot is covered in a towel that is now a red towel.
  18. >You quickly throw the first towel away and use duct tape to cover your foot instead.
  19. >There is no blood coming out, so you should be alright.
  20. >The window to the bathroom opens up, and you see Fluttershy flying inside at a pace slower than a snail.
  21. >"Anon? Are knives your feti-EEP!"
  22. >She notices that the whole shower is covered in blood.
  23. >"Wh-What happened?!"
  24. >She turns to you, and notices the tape on your foot.
  25. >"Anon!"
  26. >Her whole body wraps around your left leg.
  27. >"Are you ok?! What happened to your foot?! Do you need your dick sucked?!"
  28. >You sigh and pry her away from you.
  29. No, Fluttershy, I'm alright.
  30. >"But your foot!"
  31. >She raises her hoof at your leg.
  32. >You pat her head.
  33. I'm alright. I got the bleeding to stop, and it doesn't hurt.
  34. >Her head looks up.
  35. >"Are you sure? I mean, if you want to feel your penis inside something, I have no problem with that."
  36. >Cue another sigh.
  37. I'm fine, you don't need to do anything. Just go.
  38. >As you walk awa-
  39. >"NO! YOU'RE FOOT IS NOT GOING TO BE FINE! I'M TAKING YOU TO A HOSPITAL!"
  40. >Your other leg is grabbed and dragged across the floor.
  41. >Fluttershy proceeds to drag you into town.
  42. >...
  43. >The further she gets, the less progress she makes per minute.
  44. >You learned to dig your fingers into the ground, and now she can barely move you.
  45. >She stops and pokes your back.
  46. >"Anon, sweetie? Could you please stop struggling? It's getting really hard to drag you."
  47. >Twilight is trotting along and notices the two of you.
  48. >She stops and tilts her head.
  49. >"Hey guys? What are you doing?"
  50. >Fluttershy points at you.
  51. >"Anon has an injury and he won't let me take him to a hospital!"
  52. >Twilight's horn glows and you feel an aura surround you.
  53. >"If you needed help moving something, or in this case, someone, you should've just asked me, Fluttershy."
  54. >And now you're in the air, being lifted straight into the hospital.
  55. >Damn it.
  56. >...
  57. >You're now on a hospital bed, sighing as you feel that all of this is very unnecessary.
  58. >Fluttershy walks into the room with a giant needle.
  59. >"Ok, Anon. I'm going to have to numb your foot so I can stitch it back together."
  60. Whatever.
  61. >She gulps.
  62. >"OK, this is going to hurt a littl-"
  63. AH FUCK!
  64. >The needle goes straight into the bottom of your left foot, and the pain is excruciating.
  65. >The only thing you can do is grab the blankets to the point of ripping them apart.
  66. >Fluttershy pulls the needle away, and smiles.
  67. >"Ok, time for the stitches."
  68. >You see scissors and thread on her two hooves.
  69. >Wait, if she's going to sew your skin back together, shouldn't she have a sewing needle?
  70. >"Ok, tell me if you feel anything."
  71. >SNIP!
  72. >That was very loud, though you feel nothing.
  73. >...
  74. >"One more snip and...DONE!"
  75. >She finally finished, and you still feel nothing.
  76. >Fluttershy jumps on top of your body, and grins.
  77. >"Now that I helped you, there's something I need you to help me with..."
  78. >Because you feel nothing, you are now
  79. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  80.  
  81. Ok, so I stupidly got a deep cut on my foot and had to get rushed to the hospital to get stitches. I'm alright, but walking is somewhat of a bitch right now.
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