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- >"Anonymous, you stand accused of theft, how do you plead?"
- "Not guilty, that bitch wanted to charge me gold coins for an apple!"
- >Numerous jurors faint at your swearing while others scold you for using such naughty language
- >"So you're saying that you did steal the apple?"
- "It was an act of protest."
- >The judge doesn't seem to be moved by your rebellion
- >"Anonymous, for the crime of theft I sentence you to hang at noon."
- "For stealing a few overpriced apples?"
- >You lunge at the judge but a few guards grab you before you can get too close
- >They drag you away, and send you to a holding cell.
- >In a few hours you're going to be dead
- >Because you stole overpriced apples
- Noon
- >Your body hangs from a tree just outside of the courthouse, slowly spinning in the wind
- >A warning to those who would dare commit the same crimes as you
- >An onlooker pokes you with a stick
- "Screw off you dumb horse!"
- >Startled, he drops the stick and runs off
- "When can I get down from here?"
- >"Another half hour."
- >Another half hour of people pointing at and mocking you while you hang from this tree by your waist
- >You weren't dead
- >But life was still shit
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