Low Pause 99% (7 Pauses)!!!!
WARNING: This route is not optimized in any way shape or form. This is mostly a thought expiriment at this stage, and things are placed wherever possible.


Sword, Shield, Nuts, Stick
PAUSE 1: EQUIP KOKIRI SWORD, DEKU SHIELD, DEKU NUTS, DEKU STICK

Slingshot, 3GS in tree
Gohma/Kokiri Emerald/HC/Fairy Ocarina
Gold Scale, Pond HP, Ruto's Bottle
Torches in ZD for HP
Down the river, GS in tree, Magic Beans
5 Child GS in Kakriko, Cucco Bottle
GS in well + Chus, Small keys, Hylian Shield, Lens of Truth
2 GS on the way to castle, get Egg
Cucco jump, through desert, first GS + small key in Spirit
Exit for requiem, savewarp with pause
PAUSE 2: EQUIP CHICKEN, BOMBCHUS, RUTO BOTTLE

To castle, show chicken, get Lullaby and Letter
Show Ruto's bottle to KZ, through Jabu til boomerang (1 GS on the way)
Saria's Song
Adult's Wallet, Bugs, Dirt Patch GS, Sun's Song, grave HP, gravedigging tour HP in graveyard
Show letter to guard, GS on way up mountain, Goron Bracelet, HP on DC, GS in dirt
Bomb Bag, upper level switch, GS in back room, Goron Ruby and HC
Get Keaton Mask, HP/BigBombBag/TonsO'Chus
2 HP Grottos in Hyrule Field
Talon Bottle, Epona's Song
Dirt patch GS in Kokiri, Know-it-all-brothers GS
Two dirt patch GS in lost woods, Nut upgrade, Stick upgrade, 2 Skull kid song HPs
Magic, GS in crate, HP on wall
Gerudo Valley Dirt patch GS, 2 HP, Ice Arrows, Dirt Patch GS in collosus
GS from dirt patch in Hylia, GS on lab/platform
Sell Keaton Mask
Din's Fire, Stray Dog HP, Buy Skull Mask
GS in tree in fountain, Farore's Wind
Bomb and enter Web Grotto in Hyrule Field
PAUSE 3: EQUIP BOOMERANG, SKULL MASK, DIN'S FIRE

Clear out web grotto
Back to fountain, GS on log, 3 more GS in Jabu, Barinade/Zora's Sapphire/HC
First upgrade from forest stage
2 HP + GS on ladder in ZR
GS on way to Gerudo Valley
GS in wasteland outpost
4 GS + HP in LLR
Sell Skull Mask
Ocarina of Time/Song of Time/First seed upgrade from game/Buy Spooky Mask
Last 2 GS in well, Windmill HP
Giant's Wallet, Stone of Agony, GS on wall in graveyard
Light Torchs in GC to get pot spinning
PAUSE 4: EQUIP SPOOKY MASK, BOMBS, SLINGSHOT

GC pot HP, GS in boulder maze, Biggest Bomb Bag
Final GS in deku tree
Final seed upgrade from slingshot gong
Hover up to Forest Temple, get GS all 5 GS (hover to basement)
BK skip, defeat PG then kill self to warp out
Other 4 GS in DC
HP on house
Sell spooky mask
GS in near-Kakriko grotto, buy Bunny Hood
PAUSE 5: EQUIP BOMBS, BOTTLE, BUNNY HOOD

Hover to Ice Cavern, melt all red ice and get HP/3GS
Sell bunny hood to runnerguy, treasure chest game HP, get Mask of Truth
Play SoT to open the DoT, become adult
[Auto equipped: Hylian Shield, Master Sword, Ocarina of Time, Bombs, Deku Nuts]
Hover to GCastle, hover to Gold Gauntlets, deathwarp back, hover to GS and get double defense
Free Epona, head to Forest, GS on house, GS by forest stage, GS in SFM
Minuet of Forest, hover to temple, Up to bow, BK skip, HC and Forest Medallion
To graveyard, HP in crate, shadow early, Hover Boots, 5GS (so much hovering, probably need to leave and restock)
BK clip, hover across bird statue gap, Bongo Bongo/HC/Shadow Medallion
Hookshot, Dampe race HP, Song of Storms
Pocket Egg, hover to GS on house in Kakriko + HP by cow, House of Skulltula HP, first quiver upgrade
To Death Mountain, GS at top of goron city, Goron Tunic, GS on meteor trail, HP on cone, Double Magic, Bolero
To Fire Temple, get 4 out of 5 GS (leave one behind megaton blocks near start), Megaton Hammer
2GS in river, GS on wall in Domain, GS in secret passage in fountain, Iron Boots/Serenade of Water
To Water Temple, Morpha/HC/Water Medallion
GS from tree, HP on lab roof, HP from diving in lab
To gerudo valley, jump bridge with epona, get 2GS
Gerudo Card, fortress HP, GS on fortress wall
Archery for final quiver upgrade and HP, GS on target
Play Requiem, 2GS in colossus, Nayru's Love
Push silver block, key/GS behind SoT block, GS in statue room, GS in child chu room
Beamos and anubis room, Iron Knuckle, Mirror Shield, hover around slippery slope to child side, GS in upper-child
Play prelude, go back in time
PAUSE 6: EQUIP BOMBS, MASK OF TRUTH, FIRST BOTTLE [MUST BE ON C-RIGHT]

Buy/bowl up to 50 chus, Song of Storms grotto GS by castle
Play songs for frogs (HP) and play fly catching game (HP)
Show Mask of Truth to scrubs, get final nut upgrade
Play Bolero, bugs in dirt patch, head to Kakriko Graveyard, catch poe, back to ToT
Become adult, use 22 nuts, Serenade, call epona and shoot the sun on her, Fire Arrows
Steal rod, stick on B, play prelude
PAUSE 7: EQUIP SECOND BOTTLE, POCKET CUCCO, BOMBS, MIRROR SHIELD, IRON BOOTS, GORON TUNIC

Bottle on B, BA Broken Sword
Mount epona, head to GV and jump bridge, trade Poacher's Saw on B for real Broken Sword
Prelude back to ToT, become child again, drink small poe, become adult again
Up Death Mountain, OI for fullmilk in bottle 1 from grotto cow, climb up and trade for prescription
Death-save warp, obtain exactly 17 bombs, bottle on B again, BA hammer
Play Bolero, up to the top floor, BK skip
Defeat Volvagia, HC, Fire Medallion
Re-enter Fire Temple, GS in room behind pillar at start
Play Requiem, ascend temple, hover to statue face at end, Nabooru and Twinrova, HC, Spirit Medallion
Play Prelude, obtain Light Arrows, to Ganon's Castle, get water fire from the blue trial
To Kakriko, learn Nocturne, GS in red rock on DM, back down to Zora's River
Up to Zora's Domain (hover past waterfall), unfreeze KZ for Zora Tunic, Zora's Fountain, HP underwater
Drown, get fish, head back to King Zora and trade for eyeball frog
Quickly get to Lake Hylia (superslides and Epona) and trade for WFED
Quickly get to top of death mountain (superslides and Epona) and trade for claim check, Sun's Song x6, BGS
Serenade, GS at bottom of laboratory, drown to get out, get first Big Poe
Turn in first Big Poe, repeated trips to get the other 9 big poes then return them, fourth bottle
Become child, drink milk, catch a fish, become adult, BA Light Arrows
To G Castle, Armos trials skip, Iron Knuckles vs Iron Boots, Ganondorf
Tower escape (bomb tricks past gaps, Claim Check to stop time if need be)
Ganon phase 1, auto-equipped Master Sword, Ganon phase 2, end him
You did this whole thing? You've got to be mother. fucking. kidding me.




But you ask, what about the 5 Water Temple GS? Coming soon, to a route near you.