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Robots and Ponies and Demons, OH MY

Apr 22nd, 2012
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  1. LAST TIME, ON UNNAMED PROJECT
  2.  
  3. -Fluttershy has been in hell for 671 days
  4. -Anon returned to earth
  5. -Anon saved Equestria from a ball of friendship, but caused a rain of humans and poines
  6.  
  7. PART 1 OUT OF 4, THE RETURN
  8.  
  9. >Day 1 back on earth
  10. >You ask yourself if your time in Equestria was just a dream
  11. >But that's fucking stupid
  12. >You go outside
  13. >Everything is just as you remembered it
  14. >You cry like a bitch
  15. >Your muscles still ache from saving Equestria from friendship
  16. >But you feel like something's not right
  17. >Like you forgot something
  18.  
  19. PART 2 OF 4, THE HAND OF FATE
  20.  
  21. >Suddenly, you feel a pain in your sides
  22. >This can't be good
  23. >two more pairs of arms burst out of you
  24. >oh shit
  25. >they are robot arms
  26. >And just then, everything around you freezes
  27. >a shining light appears in front of you
  28. >"Hello Anon"
  29. What...what are you?
  30. >"What I am does not matter, it is what you are that matters."
  31. What?
  32. >"Remember turning into that robot and saving Equestria?"
  33. Yes...
  34. >"Well there is a reason why that happened. You see, you are...Deus Machina, God Machine
  35. Um...wat
  36. >You are a device created by the gods to save the world in its time of need, and the world needs you
  37.  
  38. PART 3 OF 4, IN TIMES OF NEED
  39. >"Do you remember Fluttershy?"
  40. Yes, yes I do
  41. >Do you remember her going to hell?
  42. How can I forget?
  43. >"Well she's back"
  44. Wat
  45. >"Yes, after you left Equestria, the falling creatures all died, and the massive amount of blood sunk into the underworld, giving Fluttershy enough power to escape"
  46. Wait, but why would she get out. Shouldn't the devil or Hades or whatever rules hell come out?
  47. >"Um...she rules hell"
  48. waaaaaaaat
  49. >"And if you don't go and stop her, she'll destroy Equestria"
  50. So then why am I here?
  51. >"Think of it as...incentive. You save Equestria again, you get to stay here forever. You don't save Equestria, you stay there forever."
  52. Well, I guess I better get cracking
  53.  
  54.  
  55. PART 4 OF 4, LET THE DEAD BURY THE DEAD
  56.  
  57. >The next thing you know, you're in Equestria
  58. >Or what remains
  59. >The sky is red and full of smoke
  60. >The ground is covered in blood
  61. >You can see Rarity's corpse being eaten by rabbits
  62. >A shadow soon falls over you
  63. >It's Fluttershy
  64. >But it's not
  65. >She's a giant spider beast, with three mouths, each full of live ponies
  66. >16 giant spider legs with horse hooves hold her up
  67. >The only thing that resembles Fluttershy is the giant pink hair
  68. >"OH...HEY, ANON..."
  69. >As she talks, ponies fall down her float
  70. >Her voices booms and hurts your ears
  71. >"DO YOU LIKE MY NEW LOOK?!?!?!?"
  72. >You quickly turn into a giant robot
  73. >Start firing FUCKING LASERS everywhere
  74. >No effect
  75. >Start throwing small balls of hate at her
  76. >No effect
  77. >She starts crawling towards you
  78. >She knocks you on the ground with her spider legs
  79. >Starts smashing your robot crouch
  80. >You don't feel a thing, you're a fucking robot
  81. "Fluttershy, what the hell are you doing?"
  82. >"ISN'T THIS TURNING YOU ON?!?!??!?!!"
  83. No
  84. >"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
  85. >Hundreds of flaming hands burst out of the ground
  86. >They burn Fluttershy's spider flesh
  87. >She is being pulled into the ground
  88. >As her head is pulled in, she begins to vomit out the live ponies who were burning alive in her demonic stomach
  89. >gross
  90. >She is gone
  91. >The sky clears up
  92. >There is still blood everywhere
  93. >Rarity is still dead
  94. >You wake up in bed
  95.  
  96. THE END
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