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- LAST TIME, ON UNNAMED PROJECT
- -Fluttershy has been in hell for 671 days
- -Anon returned to earth
- -Anon saved Equestria from a ball of friendship, but caused a rain of humans and poines
- PART 1 OUT OF 4, THE RETURN
- >Day 1 back on earth
- >You ask yourself if your time in Equestria was just a dream
- >But that's fucking stupid
- >You go outside
- >Everything is just as you remembered it
- >You cry like a bitch
- >Your muscles still ache from saving Equestria from friendship
- >But you feel like something's not right
- >Like you forgot something
- PART 2 OF 4, THE HAND OF FATE
- >Suddenly, you feel a pain in your sides
- >This can't be good
- >two more pairs of arms burst out of you
- >oh shit
- >they are robot arms
- >And just then, everything around you freezes
- >a shining light appears in front of you
- >"Hello Anon"
- What...what are you?
- >"What I am does not matter, it is what you are that matters."
- What?
- >"Remember turning into that robot and saving Equestria?"
- Yes...
- >"Well there is a reason why that happened. You see, you are...Deus Machina, God Machine
- Um...wat
- >You are a device created by the gods to save the world in its time of need, and the world needs you
- PART 3 OF 4, IN TIMES OF NEED
- >"Do you remember Fluttershy?"
- Yes, yes I do
- >Do you remember her going to hell?
- How can I forget?
- >"Well she's back"
- Wat
- >"Yes, after you left Equestria, the falling creatures all died, and the massive amount of blood sunk into the underworld, giving Fluttershy enough power to escape"
- Wait, but why would she get out. Shouldn't the devil or Hades or whatever rules hell come out?
- >"Um...she rules hell"
- waaaaaaaat
- >"And if you don't go and stop her, she'll destroy Equestria"
- So then why am I here?
- >"Think of it as...incentive. You save Equestria again, you get to stay here forever. You don't save Equestria, you stay there forever."
- Well, I guess I better get cracking
- PART 4 OF 4, LET THE DEAD BURY THE DEAD
- >The next thing you know, you're in Equestria
- >Or what remains
- >The sky is red and full of smoke
- >The ground is covered in blood
- >You can see Rarity's corpse being eaten by rabbits
- >A shadow soon falls over you
- >It's Fluttershy
- >But it's not
- >She's a giant spider beast, with three mouths, each full of live ponies
- >16 giant spider legs with horse hooves hold her up
- >The only thing that resembles Fluttershy is the giant pink hair
- >"OH...HEY, ANON..."
- >As she talks, ponies fall down her float
- >Her voices booms and hurts your ears
- >"DO YOU LIKE MY NEW LOOK?!?!?!?"
- >You quickly turn into a giant robot
- >Start firing FUCKING LASERS everywhere
- >No effect
- >Start throwing small balls of hate at her
- >No effect
- >She starts crawling towards you
- >She knocks you on the ground with her spider legs
- >Starts smashing your robot crouch
- >You don't feel a thing, you're a fucking robot
- "Fluttershy, what the hell are you doing?"
- >"ISN'T THIS TURNING YOU ON?!?!??!?!!"
- No
- >"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
- >Hundreds of flaming hands burst out of the ground
- >They burn Fluttershy's spider flesh
- >She is being pulled into the ground
- >As her head is pulled in, she begins to vomit out the live ponies who were burning alive in her demonic stomach
- >gross
- >She is gone
- >The sky clears up
- >There is still blood everywhere
- >Rarity is still dead
- >You wake up in bed
- THE END
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