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- A Short Story
- by reinber dresh
- twilot sprinkle looked at the ghey dildoo in his hands and felt edgy.
- He walked over to the window and reflected on his black surroundings. He had always hated african compton with its ratty, relieved redguards. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel edgy.
- Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of /mlp/ . /mlp/ was a tfw hitler with retarded plot and euphoric ponut.
- twilot gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an autistic, sadistic, marecum drinker with fat plot and greasy ponut. His friends saw him as a bewildered, broken book. Once, he had even revived a dying, fluttersheet.
- But not even an autistic person who had once revived a dying, fluttersheet, was prepared for what /mlp/ had in store today.
- The rainingBlood teased like thrusting pone, making twilot feels activated.
- As twilot stepped outside and /mlp/ came closer, he could see the selfish glint in her eye.
- "I am here because I want ponut fun times," /mlp/ bellowed, in an edgemaster tone. She slammed her fist against twilot's chest, with the force of 8284 poonies. "I frigging love you, twilot sprinkle."
- twilot looked back, even more feels activated and still fingering the ghey dildoo. "/mlp/, you're a weenie," he replied.
- They looked at each other with euphoric feelings, like two pleasant, plain pones rummaging at a very mfw holocaust, which had mlg dubstep music playing in the background and two wut uncles raeping to the beat.
- twilot regarded /mlp/'s retarded plot and euphoric ponut. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.
- "Hmph," pondered /mlp/.
- "Please?" begged twilot with puppy dog eyes.
- /mlp/ looked IT'S HAPPENING, her body blushing like a valid, vast vibrator.
- Then /mlp/ came inside for a nice drink of marecum.
- THE END
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