Little Inferno texts

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NICOLAS CORDIER         POIRSON EMMANUEL{0A}
SASCHA HEBERGER      ALEX HERNANDEZ-PUERTAS{0A}
ANATOLE MATTE          GABRIEL MEUNIER{0A}
PHILIPP POBITZER       AMAURY DE RAUGLAUDRE{0A}
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"Window Gazing"{0A}
WRITTEN BY IGOR SLANEY{0A}
LICENSED BY DEWOLFE MUSIC
Thanks for playing!
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DragMeText.anim.xml
DRAG
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FacebookButton.anim.xml
connect to social network
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Intro.anim.xml
presents
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IntroProfileText.anim.xml
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letterItemBox.anim.xml
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letterUI.anim.xml
You've Got...
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MenuExitGameButton.anim.xml
Exit Game
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MenuExitTitleButton.anim.xml
Exit to Title
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MenuReturnGameButton.anim.xml
Return to Game
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noButton.anim.xml
NO
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PhotoSelector.anim.xml
Select Picture:
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PhotoSelectorHeaderBar.anim.xml
Pictures on Facebook
Pictures on Google+
My Pictures
Tomorrow Corp Pictures
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popUp.anim.xml
Catalogs
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Secret Combos
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sendButton.anim.xml
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textBtnText.anim.xml
cancel
Catalogs, OK!
Combos, OK!
Tomorrow Bucks, OK!
Stamps, OK!
I'm sorry, I got too excited
Let's burn some pictures!
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Warning.anim.xml
WARNING
DO NOT PLAY WITH FIRE.
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yesButton.anim.xml
YES
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catalogdb.dat
Chimney Stuffer
Totally Recalled Toys
Snooty Foodie
First Person Shopper
Ms. Nancy's Guide to Stylish Living
Shop and Awe
Existence, Now
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combodb.dat
Bike Pirate|COMBO
Someone Else's|COMBO
Springtime|COMBO
Generations|COMBO
Lenders|COMBO
Movie Night|COMBO
Seafarers|COMBO
Building Bricks|COMBO
Fire Breather|COMBO
Dino-Mite|COMBO
Watching You|COMBO
Magnetic Heart|COMBO
Double Fan|COMBO
Terrible Teeth|COMBO
Time Bomb|COMBO
LOL Kitty|COMBO
Catfish|COMBO
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Deadly Fish|COMBO
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Easter Bunny|COMBO
Liquid Diet|COMBO
Egg Sac|COMBO
Freaked Out Food|COMBO
Wooden Block|COMBO
Arachnid|COMBO
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Rosy|COMBO
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Writer's Blocks|COMBO
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Colorful Flame|COMBO
Pollinating|COMBO
Cat Bath|COMBO
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Orchestral|COMBO
Moonlight Melody|COMBO
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Pill Popper|COMBO
Bearskin Rug|COMBO
Fireworks|COMBO
Spinning Blades|COMBO
TIMBER!|COMBO
Poker Hand|COMBO
Duck Season|COMBO
Huntin'|COMBO
Nuclear Shave|COMBO
Manly|COMBO
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Texting Gurl|COMBO
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Chain Puffer|COMBO
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Injection|COMBO
Bodybuilder|COMBO
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letterdb.dat
Congratulations!
...on the legitimate purchase of your brand new Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace!
We've lovingly crafted each fireplace to warm your home...
...and your heart!
Stay warm, in there!
Mmmm Mmmmm MMMMM weeeEEEE!
Love, Miss Nancy
Intro_MissNancy_Welcome
Goodness!
Have you already burned all your things?
That's ok.
You can always buy more...
...with your brand new...
CATALOG!
Love, Miss Nancy
Intro_MissNancy_Catalog
Oooo you're doing so great!
But don't worry.
Your Little Inferno is not like other games...
There are no points.
There is no score.
You are not being timed.
Just make a nice fire...
...and stay warm in the glow of your high definition entertainment product!
But you can't do that forever!
There is bound to be an end!
Stay warm!{0A}
Miss Nancy
C1_MissNancy_yourGoal
Hello...?
IS there anybody theERE?
...
You don't know me, but I thought I WOULD TELL YOU...
...it's so cooold outside!
I'm alllll snuggggled up in front of my Little Inferno Entertainment FIREPLACE!
It's so toasty I could stay here forever!
Like a hug in a bug in a MUG.
I mean a bug in a mug in a BUG.
FROM,{0A}
Sugar PluMPS!
P.S. This is for YOU
C1_SugarPlumps1
HELLO!! It's me again!
It smells like something's burning
Did you get a Little Inferno fireplace tOO?
It seeeems like everyone has one these days.
Everyone I know has one...
and everyone I don't know has one too!
Burning stuff is pretty fun, but BE CARRREFULLL!
The instructions said there's SOMETHING EVEN MORE DANGEROUS than fire...
But I burned them.
So we'll never know.
FROM your new friend,
Sugar PLUMPS!
C1_SugarPlumps2
IT'S ME AGAIN! HAHA!
I already burned all mY stuff :(
Will you send me something...?
I need some more FIREFLIES!
Drag a little Jar of Fireflies right here into this envelope for me OkTHANKS!
OK THANKS but that's not fireflies! Send me a Jar of Fireflies, ok?
C1_SugarPlumps_fireflyRequest_wrong
C1_SugarPlumps_fireflyRequest
OK Thanks you for my new firefliES!
Each one was like a little WISH!
I set them FREE to see where they would go...
But they all burned up!
We knew they wouldn't last forever.
...
Oh I got you something, ok...?!
It's attached...
...just flip over the letteR...
...FLIP it...!!
...flip again...!
...ok here it is...
It's for you!
C1_SugarPlumps_fireflyThanks
WHAAAT!
Leeeeetle Inferno is fiillled with secrets
and I just found one!
Don't worry I won't tell youu
that would be a spoilerr
...
But it's really good.
...
Ok I'mm just going to draw something here
And tell you to DEFININTELY DO NOT burn those two things together
HAHAHA SHHH!!!
And there are more...
MOOORRE COMBINATIONS THAN CAN EVER BE LISTED!
Looooooove,{0A}
Sugar PlumpsS!
C1_SugarPlumps_combo
BREAKING WEATHER REPORT!
It's gonna be another cold one, folks!
The snow's been coming down faster and faster...
...every day, colder than the last!
That can't last forever! Heh heh!
Build a nice cozy fire and stay warm inside, folks!
Heh heh!
Reporting from the weather balloon,
over the smoke stacks,
over the city,
The Weather Man
C1_Weatherman
Oh!!
You've already found my second catalog!
Did you know?
Your Little Inferno comes with a FREE instructional video!
Love, Miss Nancy
...
C2_MissNancy_Jingle
Little Inferno Fireplace is pretty much my faovirte game!
Even thoughhh it doesn't make any sense
Buy stufff...
BURN it...
and it gives you MORE MONEY than when you started
HaHAHA I LOVE FREEE STUFF!
THAT can't last foreverr
Ohhhh I hope they releeeease a fREEEE UPDATE of Leeeettle Inferno fireplace...
...with PINK LOGS!
FRROOOOOM{0A}
Sugar PLUMPS
P.S. SSSHHhHH!!!!
That thing in the backk
it looooooks like a face
but it's not
P.P.S. but it can seeeee yooouuu
C2_SugarPlumps_FavGame
Ok guess WHAT?
I'm making you something!
BEcause you are my pretty gooood freind
Even though you never reply to my letters.
OK BUT YOU HAVE TO SEND ME SOMETHING FIRRRST
The thing you need to send me is...
...RED...
...and ATTRACTIVE...
...and has LONG INVISIBLE ARMS
...
HahAHA NO it's not LOVE eww
it's MAGNETS!!!!
I need a MAGNET... ok?
OK THANKS but that's not a magnet! Send me a MAGNET, ok?
C2_SugarPlumps_magnetRequest_wrong
C2_SugarPlumps_magnetRequest
Ok thanks for the MAGNET!
I can tell there is something SPECIAL about it.
Did you notice tooO?
WHAT?!
Don't worry I'm stillll making you something
I'mmm not very gooood at deadlines
But you can have this for noW!
I think it's broken...
C2_SugarPlumps_magnetThanks
OH I FORGOT!
There was something I wanted to tell you.
Are you there?
...
...
C2_Neighbors1
HahaHA! I know you're there!
Do you want to know how I know?
Are you ready for me to teLL you something?
Really really ready?
Ok...
Listen carefully...
SHHH!!
I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!
...
And I think I'm stuck here.
...
Just like you.
...
You and me...
...and a little wall right between us.
...from your neighbooorr...
Sugar Plumps
C2_Neighbors2
BREAKING WEATHER REPORT!
The forecast says...
...thick snow clouds are rolling in from all directions...
...we're in for something...
BIG!
...
Stay warm inside, folks!
Heh heh!
Reporting from the weather balloon,
over the smoke stacks,
over the city,
The Weather Man
C2_Weatherman
Oooh!
Is your fireplace keeping you warm?
Do you know what's even cozier than a crackling fire?
A HUG! Mmmm MMMM MMMMmM!
MMmmmmmm!
MMM!
MMMMM!
Attached is a COUPON for ONE FREE HUG!
You might need it one day. Mmm!
Love,{0A}
Miss Nancy
Mmmmm Mmmm!
C3_MissNancy_hugCoupon
Hello neighbor...
Are you still there...?
...
You're reading ALL my letters really carefully, right?
You're not just skipping through them and burning them up are you?
One day I might say something REALLY IMPORTANT!
PS. I ordered you something!!! Are you ready? IT ARRIVES TODAY! DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY!
C3_SugarPlumps_StillThere
Do youuuou like your new CURTAINS?!
They are so pretty
There's nothing like a well decorated hooome!
but DON'T WORRRY
they are FIRE PROOF!
LOVE,{0A}
Sugar Plumppss
C3_SugarPlumps_StillThere2
EEEWWEWW!
I SAW A BUG!
...aAHH!
..GAHK!!
HEY! Will yoU SEND ME ...
... WHAAKK!
...SEND me an extERMINATOR ok thanks?
OK THANKS but that's not an Exterminator! Send me an EXTERMINATOR, ok?
C3_SugarPlumps_ExtermRequest_wrong
C3_SugarPlumps_ExtermRequest
Thank you for the extERMINATOR HE'S perrrfect!
Ready Exterrrrrminatrrr? LET'S GET THAT BUUUGG!!
1...
2...
...
3!!!
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   BLAM{0A}
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         BLAM{0A}
  BLLLAAAAAAAAM!!
Ooops I missed.
Oh there's the leeetle bug...
...
Come here leeettle beeetle buddy!
...!
ok we'RE friends now.
Lick lick lick HAHAHA he loveEEES ME.
SMOOOOOCHHH!
Awww! He laid an egg!
OK you can have it!
C3_SugarPlumps_ExtermThanks
BREAKING WEATHER REPORT!
Forecast says...
Phhhhewwwweee! Smokey with ...ghhahaack...
Smokey with a chance of ... thick ... ghhaCK ... nasal discharge! hahaha haagkk haghhhk!!
Chimney smoke... and smoke stacks... as far as the eye can see! Heh HEEH ghahaaghh!! Heh!
...
Reporting from the weather balloon,
over the smoke stacks,
over the ....heegGCK... city,
The Weather Man
C3_Weatherman
Who wants a sammich? MEE!
You know whAT ELSE?!
BaZILLIONS OF years ago when billions triLLIONS of leeettle particles spewED into the COSMOOOS
entire galaxies formed like snowbaLLS!!
and deeeestANT staars and suns caught on fiiire!!!
and after biiillions of yeeeeears...
and biiillions of miiiiles...
a teeensy number of particles alllll got STUCKK together
and created YOU
and MEEEEEEEE!!!!
and a little wall right between us.
It's seems impossible...
...but it DID haPPENed!
And they also created this mmmdeLICOUS ham sammich mmMMMnOMNOM!
Thank you for your salty cosmic particles mr pig sqruueE!
YOu taste like PROGRESS!
FROMM YOUR NEIGHBOR SUGAR PLUMPPSS NOM NOMMMMM!
C4_SugarPlumps_CosmicSammich
I'm typing you letters and I don't have a DELETE buttttton!
It fell off.
But you know what I loooooove more than anythinNG?
Blank pages!
They can be filled with anything...!
Dinosaurs or outER SPACE or an entire world where everything is PINK!
The possibilities go FORWARD forever!
But can't ever go back.
Looove,{0A}
Sugar Plummmmps
P.S. You can have this
C4_SugarPlumps_BlankPages
We're not allloooone you know
The city is fillllled with people!
I know they are there.
I can see theeeir chimneys ... and smell the smoooke!
There are more people than I can count!
I want to visit everyone and ask biiiilllions of questions!
Where did you come from?
What did you always want to be?
What's your favorite smeeellll?!
But even though they are everywhere ... they are far away like leeetle burning galaxies
...with leeettle smoking chimneys on their heads!
Ooooo it makes me cooold!
But I'll always have you! SMOOOOOCH!
Sugar Plumps
C4_SugarPlumps_NotAlone
BREAKING WEATHER REPORT!
Whoooeeeee the clouds are circling! It's getting windy out there heh heh!
But the wind isn't blowing East or West...
...or North or South!
It's blowing...
UP!
...up up up!
Stay warm down there heh hEH!
Reporting from the weather balloon,
over the smoke stacks,
over the city,
The Weather Man
C4_Weatherman
When I play with my Leetle Inferno Fireplace...
I have sooOOO much fun!
I stare into the fIRE for HOURS and DAYS...
Where does all the time GO?
It floats up up the chimney...
...up up up...
...like everything else.
...
C5_SugarPlumps1
What's up theRE?
Up out of the chimney?
Ooooo it swiiiirls in my head...
...like smoke.
...
C5_SugarPlumps2
...
The fire flickers with possibilities...
I wonder what happens...
...if I get a little closer?
...
C5_SugarPlumps3
Turn around...
...
behind you...
...
A warrm fiRE in front...
but what's behiinD?
...
just turn your head
Could you?
If you waanted?
...
I CAN STARE INTO THE FIRE FOREVER
but not backwardssss
...
C5_SugarPlumps4
...
MY HUOOUSE...
ISSS ONNNN FIREE
#^$!ROARING
%&@
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
$@#@IT HURTS MY EYES
I CA@N SEE FOREWAR&#D FOREVER#3@%
UP UP UP THE CHIMNEY@$5@
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C5_SugarPlumps5
FOOOOOOM!!
A GUST OF WARM AIR shoots up into the sky on another cold night!
whhhooooeeeeeEE!
That wasn't in the forecast at all!
Was it a VOLCANO?
...a SUN STORM? HEH!
...incoming report...!
oh... that's not good... it's...
...
oh no
...a house has burned down
...another resident lost...
...
Whoever they were...
...remember...
Fire can be warm!
Fire can be fun!
Fire can be DANGEROUS!
...
But there's something even more dangerous than fire.
...be safe, boys and girls.
ZooooooOOOOOM!
Reporting from the weather balloon,
over the smoke stacks,
over the city,
The Weather Man
C5_Weatherman
Oh...!
...
Little Inferno was designed to be a WARM and SAFE toy...
...for players of all ages!
Please refer to your information fun packet for a list of helpful safety tips.
Including...
#24: Fire is not for use outside of your Little Inferno Fireplace.
That would be dangerous.
And copyright infringement!
Love, Miss Nancy
C6_MissNancy_safety
Ooo!
You're such a good shopper!
There's only one catalog left...
They go by so fast!
But what happens after that?
Have you enjoyed yourself?
MmMmmmmm Mmmmm wweeeEE!
Love,{0A}
Miss Nancy
C6_MissNancy_soFast
BREAKING WEATHER REPORT
It's been snowing for as long as anyone can remember!
Or maybe our memories are just gettin' foggy heh heh heh!
...
Tomorrow's forecast...
Whhhhoooeeee!!
Something we haven't seen in a very very long time...
...
...the SUN...
COMES OUT...!
But is it rising?
Or is it setting?
Whhooeeee it hurts my eyes heh heh heh!
Reporting from the Weather Balloon,
over the smoke stacks,
over the city,
The Weather Man
C6_Weatherman
...
Hello?
Is there anybody there?
...
C7_Shadow_Hello
It's so bright...
...it hurts to open my eyes
Is the sun rising or is it setting?
I stared at it forever, but I could never tell.
Rising?
Or setting?
It hurts my eyes...
Will you...
Send me SUNGLASSES...
Thank you. But I need SUNGLASSES...
C7_Shadow_SunglassRequest_wrong
C7_Shadow_SunglassRequest
...
Such fashionable sunglasses...
...
it seems like I ordered these a loooong time ago...
I thought maybe you forgot
...
HAHAHA SHHHH!!
I knew you could never forgettt...
your favorite neigghbor
...
i'm back...
...
But there's something I need to tell you.
...
C7_Shadow_SunglassThanks
...
There was a big fire...
...
...it was so bright I couldn't open my eyes
...it was all around like millions of tiny firefliies
...I turned into billions of little pieces...
...and floated away
...I floated away up up the chimney
... up up up ...
... like everything else.
...
And I've come back to bring you with me.
C7_Shadow_comeBackForYou
Do you remember?
...
fflamingg logs and robots...
...and sausages and tiny galaxies...
...and batteries and squeeeealing bugs...
...an exploding solar system.
We threw them in the fire for hours and days
...
but they don't matter
they were designed to not matter
Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace was designed to not matter
...
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE
...
C7_Shadow_timeToBurn
It's time to go...
Do you remember?
SOME THINGS ARE MORE SPECIAL THAN OTHER THINGS
THERE ARE 4 OBJECTS...
1
2
3
FOUR
There IS SOMEthing special about them
Do you remember?
burn them together
It's time.
C7_Shadow_comboHint1
1
TWO
3
4
you already gave them to me
You sent me each object.
I never even had to turn around.
BURN THEM TOGETHER
It's time.
C7_Shadow_comboHint2
Do you remember?
...
the FIREFLIES
the MAGNET
the little EXTERMINATOR
and the FASHIONABLE SUNGLASSES
There's something special about them when they ALL glow together...
Do you remember?
...
It's time.
C7_Shadow_comboHint3
...
Ooo it's so bright!
Are you still there?
Remember a long time ago...?
...you and me, and the wall between us...
...we threw things in the fire for hours and days!
It was so warm!
Like a bug in a mug in a hug!
We thought we'd never run out of toys!
...
We thought we'd never run out of time
Where did they all go? Haha!
...up up the chimney, like everything else!
...
Oh!
There's something I wanted to tell you
Did you know?
I didn't burn up.
The house burned down...
...and then I left.
Just like you.
There's a whole world out there...
You can go as far as you want!
But you can never go back.
What?!
I'm at the beach!! Getting a great tan!
Ok thanks for the sunglasses!!
I can't believe how fabulous I look.
Smoooooooch!
Your friend,
S.P.
outside
Oooo! Congratulations!
You have found every combo!
Which means...
You have achieved Platinum Rainbow Elite Status in the Tomorrow Corporation Combo Loyalty Program!
Your time and effort have been well spent!
As a special reward for your hard work, and loyalty to Tomorrow Corporation,
Tomorrow Corporation would like to honor your exceptional loyalty with the attached gift.
Love,{0A}
Miss Nancy
Enjoy!
AllCombosReward
Oooo! Congratulations!
You have bought every item at least three times each!
As a special reward for your hard work, and loyalty to Tomorrow Corporation,
Tomorrow Corporation would like your exceptional loyalty to be REWARDED with...
...
ooo!
...!
The knowledge that your shopping skills are truly excellent!
Love,{0A}
Miss Nancy
TripleBuyAllItems
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scenemanifest.dat
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Carolers
...
GatekeeperNotThisWay
Hey there!
GatesAreOpen
WELCOME TO...!
oh...!
How can I help you?
GATE OPERATOR, OPEN THE GATES!
Never mind.
Ha hA!
Go on in!
...
Have you tried going... that way?
That way over there?
Where my fingers are pointing?
To the right?
It turns out...
...there's a whole world out there!
Mailman01
Hey you!
Special delivery!
Who are you?
I just found out I exist...
Don't worry...!
Just the friendly neighborhood Mail Man making the rounds.
We're all going to be fine.
Now what was your address again?
I think I burned down my house.
I have no idea.
Yes, your home address appears to have been recently...
oh...
...de-listed.
Are you moving?
Don't forget to file a Change of Address Form with your local post office!
One moment while I find your letter...
Mailman02
I know it's here somewhere...
How do you know who I am?
You smell familiar...
Oh... well I've delivered ... let's see...
...%d packages and letters directly to your house!
Each package and letter, I placed right there...
...right beside you...
...right beside the fire...
...you never even had to turn around.
Excellent, discreet, service!
On time delivery!
Through snow or rain!
...but mostly snow.
It's been getting COLDER lately, hasn't it!
Mailman03
AhaA!!!
Here's your letter!
Thanks for your excellent service, I can't wait to read it.
Thanks, but I'll probably click through it as fast as I can and then burn it.
I'm sure it will keep you warm!
...
Salutations,
Sincerely,
All the Best,
Kind Regards,
Goodbye!
...
We're all going to be fine.
MailmanStopExit
Hey!
MsNancy
Oh!
Welcome!
Ooo it looks so cold out there!
Are you...?
How long has it been snowing?
Oooo yeees!
I'm Miss Nancy!
Welcome!
...
Have you enjoyed yourself?
You made Little Inferno Fireplace?
Oh, yes!
Yes, I built this company!
I hope Little Inferno kept you nice and toasty warm?
My house burned down.
Yes...
Tomorrow Corporation regrets any inconvenience that may have caused.
...
You look like you could use a HUG!
Oh!
Do you remember?
I sent you a coupon, good for ONE FREE HUG
...a loooong time ago.
Did you bring it?
No, I burned the coupon for One Free Hug.
Yes! I have the coupon for One Free Hug right here!
Oh dear.
You burned it?
I hope it kept you warm.
Mmm mmmmm!
Oh my!
There it is!
We haven't printed these in years!
Get ready to snuggle up with Miss Nancy!
Mmmm mmm MMMMMMM!
Oh!
It's been snowing for as long as I can remember!
And it's been getting colder.
Every day, colder than the day before.
That can't last forever!
Ooo but it's beautiful, isn't it!
What? What can't last forever?
Can you see down there?
Look as faaar as you can!
...
Everything you see...!
The whooooole city...!
...
...it's slowing down
...
And then one day...
...it will stop.
Frozen!
...
Like a family photo.
That's horrible! Shouldn't we do something?
Haha awesome! You're terrifying, I'm glad we're friends.
Oooo!
It's nobody's fault.
We can't control the weather.
If everything is freezing, why doesn't everyone leave?
...
You burned down your house!
And you left!
Where will you go next?!
You can go as far as you like!
...
But you can't go back.
And you can't come with me.
What? Are you leaving too?
Ooo yes! I've just finished packing!
You're just in time!
...
I've been here too long!
And I'm not getting any younger!
Although I DO look fantaaastic for my age!
There was so much more I wanted to do!
Where did aaalllll the time go??
Ohhh! It's easy to forget!
I remember when I wanted to be an astronaut!
And explore the cosmos!
And compose a symphony!
And dive to the bottom of the ocean!
And discover lost cities!
And build new cities!
And become a model!
But before you know it...
...
Ooo!
Are you going to burn down your house too?
What will you do next?
Oooo! Hahaha!
What should you do when you've already got everything you ever dreamed?
I don't know, what should you do when you've already got everything you ever dreamed?
MsNancyEnd
DREAM BIGGER!!!
...
Ok thank you for stopping by!
Oooo it's been a pleasure!
It's time...!
It's tiiiiiimmmmmme...!!!!
Mmmmm mmm mmmm WEEEEE!!
OpenTheGates
...
Hello?
Is someone there?
Yes, welcome!
THE GATES ARE SECURE!
...
You probably shouldn't be outside.
Hey! Did you used to be a bus driver?
Hey! What's that shadowy building back there?
Ohhhhhh!
Do you recognize my work?
Yes I seem to have made quite a name for myself!
...in the Lever Operating Business.
Maybe you've heard...?
I'll be giving a seminar at the upcoming-
Future Innovations in Lever Operating Technology Conference!
You should stop by, I can introduce you
to some excellent networking opportunities!
Bring your resume and business cards.
The machinery won't operate itself you know!
...
...oh...
...a-hem...
...
WELCOME...!
...to...
Tomorrow Corporation!
The Future is ... Tomorrow!
What does Tomorrow Corporation do?
You might recognize Tomorrow Corporation toys as...
"Fisty's Gem Pop"
or...
"My Childhood: the Game!"
or...
"LITTLE INFERNO Entertainment Fireplace"
...
You look like you might be a fan of one of those three.
...all covered in soot there.
Will you open those scary gates so I can go inside?
Can I open those scary gates?
...
My one single job...
...the ONLY job I was hired to do...
...the ONE thing I do better than ANYBODY else...
... is OPEN THOSE GATES.
So if you're going to ask...
...ask again ... with DRAMA!
Will you open the gates so I can go inside... please?
AND...!
...
...what...?
...
Think of the DRAMA!
This is the moment you pass through the GATES!
What's in that building?
You could find a room that GLOWS AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN!
Or you could find an ELEVATOR THAT ONLY MOVES UP!
Or you could find A MONSTER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!
Or a fantastic SUMMER INTERNSHIP!
...
But whatever is through those GATES...
...you'll never be able to not know again!
So...
...
...once again ... with FEELINGS!
GATE OPERATOR, OPEN THE GATES!
HAHAHAHAAA! NIMBLE FINGERS, HERE WE GO!
STAND BACK!!
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS THIS TIME!!!
Receptionist
Yes, Welcome to Tomorrow Corporation, how may I direct your call?
1. More great information about Tomorrow Corporation?
2. Complaints and Lawsuits regarding Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace?
3. Speak to an operator?
I'd like some more great information about Tomorrow Corporation?
I have a complaint. My house burned down?
I'd like to speak to an operator please. Zero. Zero. Zero.
Yes, Tomorrow Corporation.
The Future is... Tomorrow!
It's also on our website.
Please go there.
Yes, thank you.
Please provide the following:
1. Your home warranty alpha-numeric product code.
2. Your 16-digit personal customer identification confirmation validation number.
3. Your Little Inferno Certificate of Authenticity you received with your product.
You will need to fax those materials to the number listed on our website.
I don't have a fax machine. I don't think anybody does. Also my house burned down.
Yes, I will wait for your fax.
Thank you.
Yes, please hold.
...
Hello.
How may I help you today?
What are you writing there?
Yes, this communication may be recorded for quality or evaluation purposes.
It looks like you're writing more words than we're saying.
Yes, I'm writing a novel in the other window.
In each brief pause.
Between.
Each.
...
...
Word.
Your multi-tasking skills are excellent!
What is your novel about?
Yes, thank you.
Yes, my novel is a smouldering work.
A mystery.
A romance.
A forbidden affair.
A murder.
A heart burns.
...
It's pretty much an autobiography.
What is your book called?
Yes, my novel is called...
"Smokestacks, Over Burnington"
A thrilling followup to my last novel...
"The Terrible Secret"
What is the terrible secret?
Yes, it is terrible.
How may I help you, today?
Can I go up that elevator?
Yes, thank you for your request, but the elevator is for authorized Tomorrow Corporation employees only.
May I use the restroom?
Yes, the restroom is just up that elevator.
Ok thanks bye.
Yes, thank you for querying Tomorrow Corporation.
Remember...
The Future is... Tomorrow.
ReceptionistAhem
Ahem.
ReceptionistEnd
Yes, thank you for querying Tomorrow Corporation.
Remember...
The Future is... Tomorrow.
ReceptionistStopExit
Yes, may I help you?
Receptionist_EndDemo
Yes, Welcome to Tomorrow Corporation, how may I direct your call?
1. More great information about Tomorrow Corporation?
2. Complaints and Lawsuits regarding Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace?
3. Speak to an operator?
I'd like some more great information about Tomorrow Corporation?
I have a complaint. My house burned down?
I'd like to speak to an operator please. Zero. Zero. Zero.
Yes, Tomorrow Corporation.
The Future is... Tomorrow!
It's also on our website.
Please go there.
Yes, thank you.
Please provide the following:
1. Your home warranty alpha-numeric product code.
2. Your 16-digit personal customer identification confirmation validation number.
3. Your Little Inferno Certificate of Authenticity you received with your product.
You will need to fax those materials to the number listed on our website.
I don't have a fax machine. I don't think anybody does. Also my house burned down.
Yes, I will wait for your fax.
Thank you.
Yes, please hold.
...
Hello.
Yes, it appears you have reached...
THE END OF THE DEMO.
Someone will be with you shortly.
...by Winter 2012.
Thank you for querying Tomorrow Corporation.
Remember...
The Future is...
Tomorrow.
WeathermanLeave
BREAKING WEATHER FORECAST!
A CLEAR HORIZON
as FAAARR as the eye can see!
Are you ready to go?
Yes, I'm ready...!
No, I can't go yet.
Whoooowwwweeeeeee!
HERE WE GO!
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES...
WALK FORWARD...
AND BELIEVE!
Really? I just walk off the edge of this big scary cliff and believe? Ok here I go!
WHHHOOEEE! HEY THERE KID!
HAHAHA JUST KIDDING!
It's all SHARP ROCKS and SHARKS down there.
And yooooww that's a long fall!
I can take you UP UP UP out of this city.
But then you're on your own!
You can go as far as you like!
But you'll have to pay as you go.
And you can never go back.
You sure you're ready?
Yes, I'm sure I'm ready!
BREAKING WEATHER FORECAST!
The sun is so big you can almost touch it!
This is the beginning of something... brilliant!
REPORTING FROM THE WEATHER BALLOON
OVER THE SMOKESTACKS
OVER THE CITY
GOODNIGHT!
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AbsoluteSpawner
Absolute Spawner
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AlarmClock
Alarm Clock
It was all a dream...
burn
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Balloons
Balloons
Lifting the spirits of children everywhere.
burn_green
burn_red
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Bank
Blankity Bank
Giving out pretend loans since the late 80's.
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Battery
Battery Pack
Extra batteries not included.
burn
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BearTrapSitting
Old Bear Trap
Looks great on the floor of your huntin' lodge.
burn
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Beetle
Zesty Beetles
They make the most beautiful colors when crushed into a fine powder.
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burn_green
burn_red
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