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- "Bouncin' STD Starring Mickey Mouse"
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- INITAL REACTION
- Let's be honest, the name alone is questionable. When you start up the game, you are greeted with a horrendous image of Mickey Mouse whose body is strewn with STDs. The menu/UI looks very poorly made with little to no organizational effort. No options are given to change controls, sound, or video preferences. I don't even see a button to quit the game. I guess you just have to Ctrl+Alt+Del.
- GAMEPLAY
- As far as I can tell, the story (if you can even call it that) is simply about Mickey Mouse contracting a deadly STD which isn't specifically identified. It's a 2.5D (2D with 3D graphics) side-scroller style, but very poorly executed. To move around you use the arrow keys, but there is no running, crouching, or attacking anything. All you do is jump around and avoid the flying germs/viruses/STD cells while trying to make it to the end of the level (which only takes about 2 minutes). After every level there is a crappy animation of Mickey Mouse becoming more and more STD-strewn.
- GRAPHICS
- The 2.5D style reduces the need for amazing graphics, but even a toddler would know that the developers did a terrible job at this. Every time you jump, Mickey Mouse glitches into the ground and his head flies everywhere on the screen; this makes it almost unplayable. The virus enemies are just static pictures that sit in one spot (in other words, nothing is actually trying to attack you which is pretty dumb). The background is pure black and obviously no work was put into creating an atmosphere. Oh, I forgot to mention that Mickey Mouse doesn't even look like a mouse. More of a lizard than anything else, really.
- SOUND
- Music is apparently obsolete in this game. Instead of music they included an extremely loud explosion sound every time you jump... and you can't turn the sound down (in-game, at least). Other than that, there is no other sound whatsoever.
- MULTIPLAYER
- Astonishingly, there is a multiplayer option in the main menu, but when you click it, nothing happens. :(
- REPLAY VALUE
- The replay value is completely nonexistent. Once you beat a level, it locks and you can't go back and play it again. I'm guessing the devs made this symbolize how STDs stay with you forever.
- Overall score: 2/10
- Edit: Just finished the game and it's showing an animation of how Mickey Mouse got the STD. New score: 0/10.
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