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  3. 02-17-2014, 06:35 AM BluenoserRotMG
  4. Bluenoser is a RoTMG Addict - my daily log from the clinic
  5. I am an addict, I have spent 10 days at the Betty Ford Clinic. They are having a very bad time now because of the other RotMG addicts that are present. As part of my 5 step recovery, I have agreed to do a daily log on the progress of the RotMG addicts.
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  7. Day 10
  8. Mcfarvo, Redluma, MrFeeny, Smokeasaur among the more notables. We found OtherBill hiding in the common room telling everyone he is cured but just this morning I found him huddled around the laptop trying to login to RotMG. MrFeeny was drooling, although to be honest I think that is his natural state. Smokeasaur was playing ping pong with Redluma and everytime he hit the ball, he was pretending he was stunning Oryx. Redluma kept strafing around the table to avoid the shotgun ????? I was really worried about McFarvo though, he was eating Mac & Cheese with chunks of hotdog in it. Yes I know that is disturbing by itself, but he was acting like he was at the Avatar of the Forgotten King and the Macaroni was the shots, the hotdogs pieces were the blow bombs. Every time he touched a hotdog piece he would drop the bowl and run to the corner to avoid the explosion ......
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  11. 02-17-2014, 06:37 AM BluenoserRotMG
  12. Day11
  13. Its been a weird day here so far, BigDingle was running through the halls saying he has a Blue Bag. Tigelton decide to change his name, he gave an orderly $10 and then told everyone his name was now Tigelwonsi. I have been wondering about Minaqo, he found a corner, proclaimed himself king and now just says DA. I don't know why he is here, nothing has changed with him. Just found Btel, him and a bunch of people are running around in a group throwing paper balls at people, using peashooters and yelling Fame Train here. I am still worried about McFarvo, he was screaming Hermit while eating a bowl of Alphabet soup. Somehow a hotdog piece got in his soup, kept hitting it with the spoon saying he did not have enough DPS. Then when his frustration seemed to almost overwhelm him MrFeeny snapped out of his meditation walked over and ate the hotdog piece ... McFarvo says all in ....
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  18. 02-17-2014, 06:47 AM MOONSHOOT
  19. Bluenoser pls ;_; Ive gone like 42 days without realm. But i still cri evry tim :C
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  24. 02-17-2014, 07:09 AM Rapidz
  25. Lol funny. Keep it up.
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  30. 02-17-2014, 09:54 AM TigeltoN
  31. I just want to say my rehab was court appointed!
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  34. 02-17-2014, 10:51 AM iVVhackU
  35. OMGE IT'SBLUENOSERRR
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  37. PLS SIGN MY ARMPITS
  38. PLS pls
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  40. PELASEEEE!
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  43. 02-17-2014, 11:39 AM DeathRowll
  44. Dont forget about meh :( Im sitting here stabbing my wall with knife (my cdirk) I drew oryx on the wall and stabbed him with a knife that I was hallucinating was a Cdirk and my friend who plays rotmg was bashing the drawing of oryx on the wall with his shoudler pretending it was his shield IM DYING OVER HERE Im drolling all over to play rotmg once it is up im starting knight and Ima start.. ARHGHGHGHGGHGGHGHGJKHSIFHIUDHSFIOHOEGHDUGHFYGSDHFU IDFHSDFOUISHFIODUSFHOEUWF( IM GETTING WITHDRAWALS
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  47. 02-17-2014, 11:41 AM colaaaaa
  48. im over here watching rotmg vids while crying #icrievrytim
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  51. 02-17-2014, 11:42 AM colaaaaa
  52. Lol lol lol
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  55. 02-17-2014, 11:54 AM XD RotMG
  56. Geez, i thought I was the only one suffering from RotMG withdrawl.
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  59. 02-17-2014, 12:32 PM PegFed
  60. Hang in there guys, there is light at the end of the tunnel. Oh and who is that sitting in the corner in a straightjacket??
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  63. 02-17-2014, 01:23 PM Eaty
  64. Hi, my name is Eaty and I'm a RotMG addict.
  65. I've been sober for a very longtime. Or so it seems.
  66. I wish I had somewhere to go to be treated.
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  69. 02-17-2014, 01:31 PM MADtuc
  70. *sits drooling in the corner, giggling maniacally while making pew pew noises*
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  73. 02-17-2014, 01:35 PM BigCooper
  74. I just checked in there today. I think I saw you during lunch but I can't be sure, I was too busy making a new cloth pattern out of my peas and carrots. I swear if you steal my pattern I'll tape a picture of Thessal on your back and McFarvo will tackle you.
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  77. 02-17-2014, 01:48 PM Levelx100
  78. I almost hope RotMG isnt up for 3 days so he can finish his logs
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  81. 02-17-2014, 01:51 PM visitor6666
  82. Holy shit, I lol'ed so hard. XD I can picture Mr.Feeny, he's quite the character :p
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  85. 02-17-2014, 02:03 PM BoomDiggit
  86. Where is this clinic? Alot of us need help right away. I can almost see the white bags when I close my eyes....
  87. Ahh sweet bliss
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  90. 02-17-2014, 02:35 PM loxter777
  91. I was laughing so hard......... and bigcooper made it worse -_-
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  94. 02-17-2014, 02:41 PM VikingRaid
  95. This is nothing compared to the pain and suffering and agony I have been going through.
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  98. 02-18-2014, 04:11 AM PegFed
  99. Bump looking for day 12 post
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  102. 02-18-2014, 04:15 AM Gumball Machine
  103. i was kicked out of rehab for trying to eat mcfarvo rip
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  106. 02-18-2014, 04:23 AM Mehrab2000
  107. Quote:
  108. Originally Posted by VMikey View Post
  109. Geez, i thought I was the only one suffering from RotMG withdrawl.
  110. Your'e not Alone,Friend.
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  113. 02-18-2014, 04:38 AM HokiemanRotMG
  114. Wore an Oreo strapped to my chest
  115. Force fed my pet cat rings
  116. Grabed a book jumped off the top of the stair because I thought I could heal myself
  117. Tried to drink as much blue gaterade as possible and tried to sell it for 5 black gatorades
  118. I was bleeding and just sat there because I thought my white book would cure it
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  120. Need.Help.Now
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  123. 02-18-2014, 06:02 AM BluenoserRotMG
  124. Day 12
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  126. Today was strange, I think us addicts are starting to get a handle on our problems. Some client using nub was bragging about how OP he is. Tigelton (sorry, I mean Tigelwonsi) was leaning against a wall taking a rest from the trench we all followed McFarvo into. He asks the nub if he could no-clip through the wall to get him a donut. The nub took a run at the wall. Three hours later the nub wakes up, Droblunts wearing his new dye (checkered table cloth) tells him Kabam killed the client he was using, then hands him a piece of paper saying this one will work. Tigelwonsi says "I am still waiting for my donut", the nub fully believing in his power of his new client ... does it again. PERMANEWB finds an umbrella and opens it, cuts 2 holes in for legs, puts it on. He then finds a black toque hat puts it on saying "finally got the Gentleman skin, bwahahahaha". Kasaland playing a Rogue, was kind of agitated though, she and a small group were attacking the common room couch and its many pillows yelling Cube God here. Every time she went in McFarvo would swoop in behind her. She screamed at him "STAY AWAY", then saying "DUN Dun dun" fell to the floor. McFarvo laid a beating on the couch taking out the cube god. I turned around and Kasaland was gone. Twenty minutes later she comes in the room all smiles and bright red all over. Using a red marker she colored her face, arms, legs and clothes telling everyone she got on the leader board.
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  129. 02-18-2014, 06:18 AM Greatwin
  130. Quote:
  131. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  132. Day 12
  133. \ Using a red marker she colored her face, arms, legs and clothes telling everyone she got on the leader board.
  134. I fucking died at that
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  137. 02-18-2014, 07:50 AM TigeltoN
  138. Still waiting on my donut, this isn't the first time kasa got out the red marker. Every time thars a spider she gets crazy.
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  141. 02-18-2014, 08:09 AM visitor6666
  142. Quote:
  143. Originally Posted by bluenoserrotmg View Post
  144. day 12
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  146. today was strange, i think us addicts are starting to get a handle on our problems. Some client using nub was bragging about how op he is. Tigelton (sorry, i mean tigelwonsi) was leaning against a wall taking a rest from the trench we all followed mcfarvo into. He asks the nub if he could no-clip through the wall to get him a donut. The nub took a run at the wall. Three hours later the nub wakes up, droblunts wearing his new dye (checkered table cloth) tells him kabam killed the client he was using, then hands him a piece of paper saying this one will work. Tigelwonsi says "i am still waiting for my donut", the nub fully believing in his power of his new client ... Does it again. Permanewb finds an umbrella and opens it, cuts 2 holes in for legs, puts it on. He then finds a black toque hat puts it on saying "finally got the gentleman skin, bwahahahaha". Kasaland playing a rogue, was kind of agitated though, she and a small group where attacking the common room couch and its many pillows yelling cube god here. Every time she went in mcfarvo would swoop in behind her. She screamed at him "stay away", then saying "dun dun dun" fell to the floor. Mcfarvo laid a beating on the couch taking out the cube god. I turned around and kasaland was gone. Twenty minutes later she comes in the room all smiles and bright red all over. Using a red marker she colored her face, arms, legs and clothes telling everyone she got on the leader board.
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  148. omg this is awesome! Made my day xd
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  151. 02-18-2014, 08:12 AM jambola2
  152. While you guys have been sitting here reminiscing , I've been playing CS:GO.
  153. It is basically a MMO where you get to either control Oryx and his minions or the adventurers.
  154. I was O2 with my instagib shotgun ( XM1014 )while I had other epic friends in my team.
  155. One was playing as a Beholder and blinding the enemies then taking them with his fast shots ( He called the blind shots "Flashbangs" for some reason )
  156. Sure , we were getting killed by those ambushing enemies.
  157. They used a prism to throw a decoy ( bomb ) and confused us.
  158. Then some sorceror started shooting at us with his long range wand ( AWP ).
  159. But obviously , in the end we triumphed.
  160. The medusa on our team started rapid firing bombs ( High explosive grenades )
  161. Finally , we called on O1 to earthquake the realm ( plant the bomb )
  162. The enemies tried to kill us all in the remaining 2 minutes ( 45 seconds )
  163. But the earthquake occured despite their magic ( defusal)
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  165. TLDR ; I found a multiplayer PVP version of RoTMG
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  168. 02-18-2014, 08:15 AM Nathansbud
  169. I checked into the clinic today. I witnessed Farvo holding a knife which he colored purple, gold, and brown...he was stabbing a book of Egyptian Myths, on the page about Bes, and was screaming "PYRA! PYRA! 1/3!".
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  171. Hokie's cat was vomiting up rings, and he had a breakdown because it wasn't leveling up.
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  173. A doctor at the clinic had a pack of Oreos, and everyone jumped on him and tried to grab them...myself included. I heard many screams of "OREO!" and, "TIME TO MAKE A PALLY!".
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  175. Neeeeed...Help...
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  178. 02-18-2014, 08:30 AM LoneBear
  179. This is truly amazing, keep it up!
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  182. 02-18-2014, 08:31 AM Frank Tenpenny
  183. This is the most beautifull thing i've ever seen since the game went off, keep it up.
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  186. 02-18-2014, 09:08 AM TigeltoN
  187. Thnx for ruining this thread for me moon, Kalle and henez in my rehab unit. I'm breaking out I can't be roped in with those 2 scrubs.
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  190. 02-18-2014, 09:10 AM PriceGoodMan
  191. Year 3014
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  193. Must pew pew... Kabam please give me the pew pew... I need more pew pew... arghh
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  195. RIP PriceGoodman
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  198. 02-18-2014, 09:11 AM MOONSHOOT
  199. Quote:
  200. Originally Posted by TigeltoN View Post
  201. Thnx for ruining this thread for me moon, Kalle and henez in my rehab unit. I'm breaking out I can't be roped in with those 2 scrubs.
  202. Fixed it .
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  205. 02-18-2014, 09:18 AM TigeltoN
  206. Ok I'm checking back in heard Kalle got booted for multiboxing in rehab. And henez went to the beach and got murdered by hermit crabs. Someone hand me my ONESI! (Ps In wearing my kangaroo one with bmj rogue patch on the hood)
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  209. 02-18-2014, 12:23 PM Oddysh
  210. hahahahaha
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  213. 02-18-2014, 12:39 PM BigCooper
  214. A guy in a lab coat tried to give me pills today, needless to say we all ganged up on him and smashed all the lamps in sight. McFarvo then found the guy's keys but the Horrific Creation was nowhere to be found in the next room... need hotfix plis.
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  217. 02-18-2014, 12:49 PM McFarvo
  218. Quote:
  219. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  220. I am an addict, I have spent 10 days at the Betty Ford Clinic. They are having a very bad time now because of the other RotMG addicts that are present. As part of my 5 step recovery, I have agreed to do a daily log on the progress of the RotMG addicts.
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  222. Day 10
  223. Mcfarvo, Redluma, MrFeeny, Smokeasaur among the more notables.[...]worried about McFarvo though, he was eating Mac & Cheese with chunks of hotdog in it. Yes I know that is disturbing by itself, but he was acting like he was at the Avatar of the Forgotten King and the Macaroni was the shots, the hotdogs pieces were the blow bombs. Every time he touched a hotdog piece he would drop the bowl and run to the corner to avoid the explosion ......
  224. I've started using my quiver to pin down (paralyze) the enemies that threaten us in the cafeteria.
  225. http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/577/8...884577_778.jpg
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  227. Quote:
  228. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  229. Day11
  230. I am still worried about McFarvo, he was screaming Hermit while eating a bowl of Alphabet soup. Somehow a hotdog piece got in his soup, kept hitting it with the spoon saying he did not have enough DPS. Then when his frustration seemed to almost overwhelm him MrFeeny snapped out of his meditation walked over and ate the hotdog piece ... McFarvo says all in ....
  231. Thanks to MrFeeny and his much needed DPS to drop that Hermit God. It's rare to find an unselfish players such as this.
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  233. Quote:
  234. Originally Posted by BigCooper View Post
  235. I swear if you steal my pattern I'll tape a picture of Thessal on your back and McFarvo will tackle you.
  236. My bullets should only hit Thessal, right?
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  238. Quote:
  239. Originally Posted by Gumball Machine View Post
  240. i was kicked out of rehab for trying to eat mcfarvo rip
  241. I don't know how you got that hacked client for friendly fire...
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  243. Quote:
  244. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  245. Day 12
  246. Today was strange, I think us addicts are starting to get a handle on our problems. Some client using nub was bragging about how OP he is. Tigelton (sorry, I mean Tigelwonsi) was leaning against a wall taking a rest from the trench we all followed McFarvo into. He asks the nub if he could no-clip through the wall to get him a donut. The nub took a run at the wall.[..]
  247. Yeah, that player must have been experiencing a lot of lag. They were stuck against the wall in the spawn room for a long while.
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  249. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  250. [...] Kasaland playing a Rogue, was kind of agitated though, she and a small group were attacking the common room couch and its many pillows yelling Cube God here. Every time she went in McFarvo would swoop in behind her. She screamed at him "STAY AWAY", then saying "DUN Dun dun" fell to the floor. McFarvo laid a beating on the couch taking out the cube god. I turned around and Kasaland was gone. Twenty minutes later she comes in the room all smiles and bright red all over. Using a red marker she colored her face, arms, legs and clothes telling everyone she got on the leader board.
  251. My apologies to Kasaland. I was too worried about the cube minions and I was slowed, so it was difficult for me to move anywhere else. I'm at the mercy of the swarming pattern of the cubes! I tried to nexus, but it didn't work. :( (Congratulations, though, on the red glow, Kasa!)
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  253. Hey, have any of you been able to get rid of Dr. Terrible and his potions? He keeps trying to get me to eat these strange pills. When did they add this enemy behavior to the swf? I've never seen these pill-like bullets before in the Mad Lab.
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  256. 02-18-2014, 01:04 PM TigeltoN
  257. i keep drinking the green potions he keeps throwing around they dont do much but make me flash red sup wit dat.
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  260. 02-18-2014, 01:07 PM MOONSHOOT
  261. Day 47:
  262. Ive amassed to making no friends in the Rehab place. Ive also been drinking so much Gatorade. The Red one boosts my vitality, the light blue boosts my life, the orange boosts my dex, and the purple boosts my def. i feel im on the edge of going ballistic from my withdraw. Its driving me nuts. Ive even been using a hanger and rubberband as a bow. I NEED THE ROTMG.
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  265. 02-18-2014, 01:09 PM Gumball Machine
  266. Quote:
  267. Originally Posted by McFarvo View Post
  268. I don't know how you got that hacked client for friendly fire...
  269. you have to admit you kinda look like a candy gnome.....i had to catch it.....i almost had you </3
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  272. 02-18-2014, 01:13 PM TigeltoN
  273. LOOK LOOK I BROUGHT QUIVERS FOR EVERYONE!
  274. http://pilgrimparent.files.wordpress...oilet-roll.jpg
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  277. 02-18-2014, 01:24 PM visitor6666
  278. Today found the Bartender laying in a pool of blood. All I remember hearing was "BEER GOD" and a bunch of people stampeding to the person who called it out.
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  281. 02-18-2014, 01:37 PM visitor6666
  282. Day 32:[ From the journal of a clinic staff] Today a stranger visited the clinic today with a crate full of kittens. He suggested that the animals might help the patients cope through their serious withdrawals. It ended up turning into a bloody mess, as many patients tried "fusing" the cats together. The patients also started to engage in the behavior of cramming any random object they found lying around, into their pet's mouths to "upgrade their level." Apparently the smoothies from the cafeteria are the best pet food, as they are fetching a whopping price. If Realm isn't put up soon, I fear for the patient's lives.
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  285. 02-18-2014, 01:42 PM HokiemanRotMG
  286. Good new everyone
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  288. I set up a potion (gaterade) shop It is located Behind the counter of the desk in uswest(main lobby).Also if uswest is full you may want to go to the other servers(arts and crafts rooms).
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  291. 02-18-2014, 01:45 PM visitor6666
  292. Quote:
  293. Originally Posted by HokiemanRotMG View Post
  294. Good new everyone
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  296. I set up a potion (gaterade) shop It is located Behind the counter of the desk in uswest(main lobby).Also if uswest is full you may want to go to the other servers(arts and crafts rooms).
  297. I can't find the shop D: People keep shouting SELLING 3 POTIONS OF LIFE and SELLING CARDBOARD SHIELD (UT ITEM) Looks like RWT has got in on the potion selling business
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  300. 02-18-2014, 02:47 PM BigCooper
  301. Today I got present from my family, it was in a blue box. Unfortunately everyone rushed over and ripped it to pieces. During the chaos, a red and blue knife fell out (no idea why my family sent me a knife), but somehow EVERYONE saw it. Did they take soulbound out of the game or is this just a glitch?
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  304. 02-18-2014, 03:52 PM Jstan
  305. (Doctor Bearsworth told me that keeping a journal can be helpful for kicking the RotMG habit. I told him that I don't have a habit and he is wasting my time. He says it will help build my '"real-world persona", what ever that means. So, here I go. One note: Some of the nut-jobs in this ward are my friends so I won't use names, I don't want to offend anyone if they find this and read it, even if they are out of their minds.)
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  307. The other people here are just crazy and weird, plain and simple. Its like a damn LARP session around here. They are just pretending. Treating colored sugar water like stat pots is ridiculous, they will not make you stronger. Keeping a 'Realmeye' list on the wall, I mean really who cares who has imaginary base-fame? That patient who colored herself with a red marker is just sad, she ruined her beautiful skin. The guy who wears the paper hats is really annoying. He keeps going into his room, changing hats, and re-emerging saying things like "Now I'm the Brigand" and "Isn't this Founding Father skin nice". I'm not like the rest of these people, I'm not crazy and I don't pretend.
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  309. An example: When a delivery guy came the other day, at least half the ward ran at him as fast as they could. A few shouted "Thank you Brutus" while one guy yelled "Rogues don't over-damage please." The patient who is always sneaking around in the hallways actually hit the delivery guy in the face with a carton of milk and said "I got my SB" with glee.
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  311. I didn't say anything then, but just because the delivery guy is tall and dark skinned, he is not the real Oryx.
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  313. If these people would just calm down a little and stop acting like toothpicks and other random objects are powerful weapons, I would take them to the real WC and the real Oryx when I get out. (I don't know if they are ready though. A cardboard shield isn't going to do anything to him. It takes real steel and magic to hurt him. Also, just like the in-game, the real world is perma-death too.) In fact, I was on my way to kill the foul beast once and for all when the police stopped me and brought me here. Apparently using my bow to protect people from Oryx's minions in a shopping center is frowned upon.
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  315. They didn't believe I was trying to protect the world. They didn't believe me when I told them that the RotMG video game was built as a prison to keep Oryx away from the real world, and now that it is down, he has seen the real world and is free to run amok. They didn't believe me when I told them that we are all in great danger of becoming food for his minions.
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  317. The caretakers here seem to be pretty nice and all, but they won't let me have my weapons and armor back. I told them I would share once I looted more but that didn't help. How can I fight to protect people without weapons? They keep telling me "Oryx is not real." So what if I'm the only one that sees him, that doesn't mean he is not real. So what if his wine cellar is located in the wine aisle at the liquor store. I mean, it is Oryx he does love wine. Where else would he be, a vineyard? Well maybe, but that isn't where he is.
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  319. The caretakers and the patients are all fools. I'm the only sane one here. There are only two ways this can end. Either I get out and kill Oryx or the RotMG video game is restored, and soon. Well, I guess there is a third way, Oryx wins, but I'm never going to let that happen, even if I'm lumped together with these piteous LARPers.
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  322. 02-18-2014, 05:49 PM CasualGhia
  323. So Recently I've been searching for a job.
  324. I have several degrees for helping people that need help.
  325. So I was browsing jobs and I found one at a local clinic.
  326. There were like 4 spots open... I though it may have been a new place?
  327. Either way, I sent in an application, went to an interview and was hired within days.
  328. I began my first day of work, and I noticed people coming in throughout the day.
  329. My education was focused on people with just specific mental disorders, but I'd never seen so many people acting like children.
  330. They ran around with cardboard "armor" and swords.
  331. They kept yelling things like buying this and buying that.
  332. I had no idea what was happening at all. I saw a security guard running after a man with his keys. He kept yelling "HAHA SCAMMED U FOR UR KEYZ"
  333. I was so confused. The people around me were giving money for what they called "realm gold"
  334. I'm not sure if I want to keep this job... So far I've learned never to wear black, because one of my fellow employees was tackled by several people as they yelled "first stun"
  335. I've heard them whisper into their soup about gods
  336. Someone needs to help these poor souls and I don't know how.
  337. I wish them all good luck.
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  340. 02-18-2014, 06:35 PM Pidgeot
  341. Day 2
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  343. Went to buy a bottle of Coca Cola. Left it in my bag and went to bed.
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  346. Day 3
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  348. Bottle of Coca Cola is missing, I found a note left in the bag where I placed the bottle saying "thx fr free dfe pot lolz ~signed by deann". Was going to tell someone what happened but didn't have a working keyboard.
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  351. 02-18-2014, 06:56 PM BigCooper
  352. We were all settling down for bedtime today, when a bald SLVRDLLR (he shaved his head!?!?) ran through the hallway in some robes and threw bandages into people's rooms, yelling that his spacebar was stuck.
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  355. 02-18-2014, 07:41 PM Smokeasaur
  356. Brilliant thread blue :)
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  359. 02-19-2014, 03:36 AM BluenoserRotMG
  360. Day 13
  361.  
  362. Its starting to get crowded here at the clinic, RoTMG addicts are coming in groups now. I overheard a bunch saying there are WCs happening all the time here. Word is out, no idea how. When I asked a few they looked at me like I was the village idiot, one of them says they won't give up their source. Tigelton (damnit, I mean Tigelwonsi) was in a rage, I think that he thought some less than worthy scum of the earth multiboxers were coming to the clinic so he tried to stage a breakout but he ran over a purple blanket on the floor, thought it was an Urgle armor break, I must say I am proud of him, it was the fastest nexus (jumped into the kitchen) I have ever seen.
  363.  
  364. I overheard the caretaker of the clinic say no worries, multiboxers go to a different clinic, one for the morally challenged. When I looked up it was my former guildy Oddysh running the place. When I asked why, he said "I am not an addict, but just a bit crazy about RotMG. This is why all the RotMG addicts are sent here!" He must have been feeling a bit mischievous because as the nurse walked in carrying a tray with our morning Orange Juice, Oddysh yells "Ghost God". Everyone starts using the Quivers and Arrows that McFarvo and Tigelwonsi supplied on her. The tray drops, Oddysh says "UDL, all in."
  365.  
  366. A while later, I noticed, someone huddled out of the way on a laptap, wearing in a multi-colored green dye (turned out it was a Kermit the Frog blanket). "Oddysh? isn't that Trustee? I did not know he still played". Oddysh chuckled, "He has been here for quite awhile, he is too far gone in his RotMG addiction to play, but we let him moderate the forums".
  367.  
  368. Jstan walks into the common room wearing a one piece tiger print sleeper with matching booties and a .... a .... a ... OMG ... a ... naked barbie in his back pocket? What the hell? He see's me looking and proudly says, its my humaniod pet 50 Heal and 47 MP Heal that Kasaland gave to me. "Wow, nice! Look at mine!" I pulled a slightly mauled but purring kitten out of my back pack that some kind nurse brought in, I tell him "its only 30 Heal because I haven't fused it yet, no more kittens."
  369.  
  370.  
  371. 02-19-2014, 03:41 AM Walrus Fudge
  372. Quote:
  373. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  374. Day 13
  375. naked barbie in his back pocket?
  376. the heck m8 wot iz all dis stoff
  377.  
  378.  
  379. 02-19-2014, 06:06 AM CowOfDuty
  380. Quote:
  381. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  382. Day 13
  383.  
  384. A while later, I noticed, someone huddled out of the way on a laptap, wearing in a multi-colored green dye (turned out it was a Kermit the Frog blanket). "Oddysh? isn't that Trustee? I did not know he still played". Oddysh chuckled, "He has been here for quite awhile, he is too far gone in his RotMG addiction to play, but we let him moderate the forums".
  385.  
  386. LOL, he is sane enough to moderate the forums but too far gone to play. :eek:
  387.  
  388.  
  389. 02-19-2014, 06:48 AM MaNiHa
  390. omg! possibly the funniest things I've ever read. I like the part with McFarvo and the mac 'n cheese/hotdog!!!!!!!!
  391.  
  392.  
  393. 02-19-2014, 07:00 AM MOONSHOOT
  394. Day 48: I broke out. That clinic was driving me nuts. Now that im a free man, i dont know what to do. The sad thing about it is that i dont feel better about my addiction. I keep seeing healthy people everywhere, and it agonizes me. Then it hit me. Im gonna get back at the people who got me into that clinic. The hackers. Time to TP Stration and SPACESPAM's house >:D
  395.  
  396.  
  397. 02-19-2014, 07:56 AM BTEL
  398. Quote:
  399. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  400. Day11Just found Btel, him and a bunch of people are running around in a group throwing paper balls at people, using peashooters and yelling Fame Train here.
  401. That's a great idea, I'll walk to KFC now and shoot every stranger coming in my way along with my Euw2 Mafia and level up my cousins and children
  402.  
  403.  
  404. 02-19-2014, 09:23 AM Skull Shrine
  405. Quote:
  406. Originally Posted by VMikey View Post
  407. Geez, i thought I was the only one suffering from RotMG withdrawl.
  408. you dont really think much.
  409.  
  410.  
  411. 02-19-2014, 09:26 AM TigeltoN
  412. It's a skull shrine gettem!
  413.  
  414.  
  415. 02-19-2014, 09:42 AM Skull Shrine
  416. Also Vmikey, I brought an Orb of Conflict for you.
  417.  
  418. http://i.imgur.com/i9qg8M7.jpg
  419.  
  420.  
  421. 02-19-2014, 11:33 AM BTEL
  422. this is what i do in the clinic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQ3CBcV5Mc
  423.  
  424.  
  425. 02-19-2014, 11:37 AM Takushiari
  426. Can I join the clinic asap?
  427.  
  428.  
  429. 02-19-2014, 11:47 AM Takushiari
  430. Quote:
  431. Originally Posted by Skull Shrine View Post
  432. you dont really think much.
  433. You must really miss getting roflstomped.
  434.  
  435. Edit: sorry for double post.
  436.  
  437.  
  438. 02-19-2014, 12:27 PM BluenoserRotMG
  439. Day 13 - afternoon
  440.  
  441. I asked Oddysh why we don't seem to be getting treatment for our addiction. He said "Previously after treating a large number of RoTMG addicts, the government opted for containment not treatment. RoTMG addicts seem to be able to function in real life as long as they can play 2 or more hours a day."
  442.  
  443. The radio started playing Walk like an Egyptian, McFarvo stopped beating on the blue love seat in the corner (Djinn) and started dancing the stupid Walk like an Egyptian dance, the entire room got into the dance grove. All of a sudden KalasIxion screamed "SARC", half the room left to join KalasIxion who was on the veranda around a couch with all the pillows on the ground (Priests). He left while everyone was beating on the Priests. A minute later KalasIxion yells SARC again from the TV room. We were really getting into the dance grove with McFarvo, no one left. KalasIxion yells SARC SARC SARC, come on you SCRUBS. Only one person left to help him out. I felt bad but I noticed the other Sarc is now dead, people joined him from that one. A few seconds later a security guard wearing a Blue uniform (Nut), an orderly wearing a brown uniform (BES) and a nurse in a green dress (GEB) walk into the common room to see what is going on. Moonshoot screams No FFA!!!!!. Its too late everyone descends on the bosses. Its hard to say what happened, there was a lot of screaming from the nurse who was doing first aid on the orderly, after a few seconds the security guard got out his walkie talkie, McFarvo took him out with a stun (big pillow) followed up with a backhand sword strike (cardboard wrapping paper tube to the head). Each of the 3 bosses were looted for their rings, and life (blue gatorade). What a mess ... I got a Pyra ;)(wedding band). Everyone Nexuses (kitchen for donuts).
  444.  
  445. Oddysh made the orderly give Tigelwonsi his $10 back, his name has been reset back to Tigelton, thank god. Everyone knows Tigelton is not legit.
  446.  
  447. It supper time, Wednesdays we have pasta with meat sauce. Its my favorite! Some client using scrub trying to reconnect to the dining room after Tigelton threw him out for sitting in his chair bumped into the grumpy orderly that was carrying the meat sauce to the table. A bunch splashed onto the floor, OMG its an Abyss portal ....
  448.  
  449. McFarvo here finishing up the log, Blue ran into some trouble
  450.  
  451. Bluenoser jumped for the portal as his Huntress. It was joy to watch, he was throwing T0 traps (water ballons) everywhere, he was about halfway to the boss when some smuck TP'd to him and brought down hells own horde (alerted security as to Blue's location), apparently he made it to one of the bedrooms which turned out to be a dead end. He turned and slipped on some water and then the critters (orderlies and security guards) jumped him. He missed his nexus button and we all heard DUN Dun dun. It was a good fight until that player teleported to him. Bluenoser ended up in a straight jacket force fed some happy pills, now sitting in a corner with a vacant look.
  452.  
  453. I overheard Oddysh and the orderly talking silently that Kabam may have the game fixed soon. Oddysh says the money from the government is good but these addicts are getting out of hand. I talk to MrFeeny who says he has a plan for a mass breakout, Trustee is going to do a distraction .... more to follow as the plan develops.
  454.  
  455.  
  456. 02-19-2014, 01:07 PM TigeltoN
  457. sounds like the ocean's eleven of east2
  458.  
  459. and blu SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dont be telling ppl my true name i have Rumpelstiltskin disease
  460.  
  461.  
  462. 02-19-2014, 01:44 PM McFarvo
  463. Beware those black bullets the jackals carry. It seems to have a chance on hit to stun/confuse you!
  464.  
  465.  
  466. 02-19-2014, 02:31 PM TwinStars Floflorian
  467. Lmfao
  468. 1010101010
  469.  
  470.  
  471. 02-19-2014, 10:58 PM Skull Shrine
  472. Quote:
  473. Originally Posted by Takushiari View Post
  474. You must really miss getting roflstomped.
  475.  
  476. Edit: sorry for double post.
  477. They do that to me all the time in the clinic.
  478.  
  479.  
  480. 02-20-2014, 03:00 AM Darkelfs56
  481. Wow
  482. Wow not playing ROTMG hurts more than dying at ROTMG!
  483.  
  484. IT HURTS SO MUCH AND I EVEN THINK THAT THIS WILL AFFECT MY REAL LIFE!
  485.  
  486. But God bless us,ROTMG is finally back.........hehehe can't wait........./////
  487.  
  488.  
  489. 02-20-2014, 02:57 PM swagster9000
  490. Quote:
  491. Originally Posted by BTEL View Post
  492. this is what i do in the clinic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQ3CBcV5Mc
  493. perfect XD
  494.  
  495.  
  496. 02-20-2014, 03:11 PM Esarai
  497. Quote:
  498. Originally Posted by VMikey View Post
  499. Geez, i thought I was the only one suffering from RotMG withdrawl.
  500. You are not alone :P
  501.  
  502.  
  503. 02-20-2014, 03:45 PM colaaaaa
  504. DAY:20 WITHOUT REALM: running out of hp and mp almost dead talk to u later.
  505.  
  506.  
  507. 02-20-2014, 03:47 PM colaaaaa
  508. Quote:
  509. Originally Posted by colaaaaa View Post
  510. DAY:20 WITHOUT REALM: running out of hp and mp almost dead talk to u later.
  511. DAY:21:WITHOUT REALM: i almost died to a wild oryx or was it a gun ? but mah sweq saved me. i now have 900 fame/sweq
  512.  
  513.  
  514. 02-20-2014, 04:20 PM BluenoserRotMG
  515. Day 14
  516.  
  517. The whole clinic is whispering that RoTMG is about to start up in a day or so. Tigelton tried to leave, security moved to intercept, MrFeeny took 2 of them out with a well timed stun (futon mattress to the head) but the next 2 guards charged MrFeeny who Nexused (dodged into the kitchen). Tigelton got as far as the main doors when someone screamed Lord of the Lost Lands (biggest damn police officer you ever seen along with 6 of the clinic's security guards). In just a matter of seconds 10 of the RoTMG addicts that were closest said DUN Dun dun, WTF? (Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?) Damn it, two Urgles were there and both were on armor break lines (I think the guards chucked 4 purple blankets on the floor) all over the place. Tigelton was caught and force fed some happy pills.
  518.  
  519. The nurse came in and gave everyone our afternoon Orange juice. A short time later most of us we were all feeling a bit dopey, McFarvo screamed stop drinking, the juice is drugged. It was too late we were all feeling tipsy, then the most marvelous thing happened ... Zbornox showed up carring a large bag saying she missed us and RoTMG, so it was time to do a drop party. We all gathered around, she reached into her bag and suddenly out of the kitchen MrFeeny comes tearing into the common room and throws 2 huge stuns (body pillows) on Zbornox, as he circles Zbornox he whacks each of us with his sword (wrapping paper tube). Suddenly we are looking at Oryx 2 (Police Swat Lieutenant) who was disguised as Zbornox. The whole room starts laying a beating on Oryx 2 (paper balls, pillows, cardboard tubes and the nurses purse which must have had a bowling ball in it), it was close but we managed to finish him off.
  520.  
  521. Just then there was a loud crash and the main door bursts open, Nullbot, KoalaP along with the real Zbornox charged on in. Nullbot looks at Trustee and nods his head. Trustee starts lighting off tons of firecrackers / bangers (must have got them from a Candy Land) along with one or 2 smoke bombs into various rooms. The noise is deafening and the smoke is thick. Nullbot yells, "RoTMG is going to be restarted tonight, this is a rescue, get a move on, leave no one behind". MrFeeny and I grab Tigelton and drag him away. Everyone else is scrambling to leave. Zbornox yells "Tacos for everyone, at the office"
  522.  
  523. I see Oddysh wave at me, he then turns around and trips a police officer and starts chucking donuts to distract them .....
  524.  
  525.  
  526. 02-21-2014, 12:02 AM Skull Shrine
  527. If only this series was started a bit earlier...
  528.  
  529.  
  530. 02-21-2014, 04:59 AM MaNiHa
  531. Love the new one XD
  532.  
  533.  
  534. 02-21-2014, 06:08 AM Gumball Machine
  535. we need to find a way to continue this thread plis i beg you ;-;
  536.  
  537. (fri ints plis)
  538.  
  539.  
  540. 02-21-2014, 06:39 AM PegFed
  541. Quote:
  542. Originally Posted by Gumball Machine View Post
  543. we need to find a way to continue this thread plis i beg you ;-;
  544.  
  545. (fri ints plis)
  546. Did you hear Medusa and Beholder are getting married??
  547. When asked for comment these were the (noteworthy) remarks:
  548.  
  549. Beholder: She just snaked her way to my heart.
  550. Medusa: And he just happened to catch me eye.
  551.  
  552. It is rumored that MG Oryx himself may attend the wedding.
  553.  
  554. Edit: I have a funny feeling this thread is gonna get transferred to the 'Off-Topic'.
  555.  
  556.  
  557. 02-21-2014, 07:10 AM KasaLand
  558. Quote:
  559. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  560. Day 12
  561.  
  562. Today was strange, I think us addicts are starting to get a handle on our problems. Some client using nub was bragging about how OP he is. Tigelton (sorry, I mean Tigelwonsi) was leaning against a wall taking a rest from the trench we all followed McFarvo into. He asks the nub if he could no-clip through the wall to get him a donut. The nub took a run at the wall. Three hours later the nub wakes up, Droblunts wearing his new dye (checkered table cloth) tells him Kabam killed the client he was using, then hands him a piece of paper saying this one will work. Tigelwonsi says "I am still waiting for my donut", the nub fully believing in his power of his new client ... does it again. PERMANEWB finds an umbrella and opens it, cuts 2 holes in for legs, puts it on. He then finds a black toque hat puts it on saying "finally got the Gentleman skin, bwahahahaha". Kasaland playing a Rogue, was kind of agitated though, she and a small group were attacking the common room couch and its many pillows yelling Cube God here. Every time she went in McFarvo would swoop in behind her. She screamed at him "STAY AWAY", then saying "DUN Dun dun" fell to the floor. McFarvo laid a beating on the couch taking out the cube god. I turned around and Kasaland was gone. Twenty minutes later she comes in the room all smiles and bright red all over. Using a red marker she colored her face, arms, legs and clothes telling everyone she got on the leader board.
  563. NVM the fourm ate my post.
  564. Oh LOL wot Kasa plays rogue? srsly? "OMG KASA HAS A ROGUE. THIS IS BAD. TOO BAD ---Dudu" And yes, I did die to a cube once (not a pillow, I need to Q_Q). And wot? My rogue get onto the learderboard? SRSLY AGAIN? #playhighfamecharacteranddielikeanidiot# <------Rotmg logic :p
  565. I do hate rogue. Unless I need to rush tombs, I'd never play it. Trix is way much better. Also, I do hate glow. It brought me so much trouble. Thanks Blue, you totally got me xD!!! #goodfriendhighfive#
  566.  
  567. And yes Farvo. I would never blame you if you got my rogue killed one day. Rogues are born to be killed. It's a derp class I have to say. And die to a pillow is much better! I hope we can have mini games on RotMG like pain-balls that ppl can hit each other with something like a HP potion (or MP if you are in Blue team. Not Bluenoser, but Blue team xD)
  568.  
  569. RIP Kasa the derp rogue xD and NOOOO keep away from me pl0x red glow!!!!
  570.  
  571. (It's hilarious to see that both my archer and my huntress were on the derp board b4. Not any dagger class cos I am bad and yes I feel bad. Too much trash talk and I gonna stop here in order not to annoy anyone.)
  572.  
  573.  
  574. 02-21-2014, 07:55 AM BluenoserRotMG
  575. I want to thank everyone for their kind comments and their additions to our "forced" stay at the clinic to protect the general population. The log started on day 10 because I was replying to a different post and just threw it in for fun. After chatting with some people I decided to continue it. It was bit of a challenge coming up with some content but it seemed to turn out ok.
  576.  
  577. I hope I didn't offend any of the people that I included in the logs, I did pick a few standouts and just about everyone that was in the story were people that know me and almost all were from Useast2.
  578.  
  579. So thanks for reading and participating in the story. It alleviated the boredom and helped with my addiction! ;)
  580.  
  581.  
  582. 02-21-2014, 12:17 PM PegFed
  583. Quote:
  584. Originally Posted by BluenoserRotMG View Post
  585. I want to thank everyone for their kind comments and their additions to our "forced" stay at the clinic to protect the general population. The log started on day 10 because I was replying to a different post and just threw it in for fun. After chatting with some people I decided to continue it. It was bit of a challenge coming up with some content but it seemed to turn out ok.
  586.  
  587. I hope I didn't offend any of the people that I included in the logs, I did pick a few standouts and just about everyone that was in the story were people that know me and almost all were from Useast2.
  588.  
  589. So thanks for reading and participating in the story. It alleviated the boredom and helped with my addiction! ;)
  590. I have sooooooo loved this thread these past days and I would hope that it is continued in some way.
  591. I know this can not be a daily thing but would you consider something like a weekly/biweekly post on any weekend or whenever you get time.
  592.  
  593. I do not know most of the people mentioned but I did have fits of laughter reading this. Thanks Bluenoser!
  594.  
  595.  
  596. 04-07-2014, 12:36 PM LOLBRIEF
  597. Its my turn.
  598. DAY 9
  599.  
  600. Started drawing cardboard weapons armors and what ever i found next. Stuffed Marker red ink in my mouth thinking it was red potion. Slaped every one i saw black with a Seeming to be swords made with wood. 3 secs later I fell down and Friend play DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
  601.  
  602.  
  603. 04-07-2014, 08:54 PM KalasIxion
  604. The amount of giggledickery in this thread makes me smile. Well done.
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