The Master Requires Socks

BinnyBoo: Pls
BinnyBoo: Can i join
BinnyBoo: pls....
Aatsh.: No.
BinnyBoo: :c
Aatsh.: :(
Aatsh.: I wish I could have it any other way
BinnyBoo: Why?
Aatsh.: But my master will hit me if I let you join
Aatsh.: His name is Callum
Aatsh.: And he demands socks
BinnyBoo: Oooooo
BinnyBoo: He sounds nice
BinnyBoo: ;)
Aatsh.: He is anything but nice
Aatsh.: Sometimes he touches me
Aatsh.: In the place where my socks go
Aatsh.: (Not my feet)
Aatsh.: (or my hands)
Aatsh.: (or my ears)
BinnyBoo: Uh?
BinnyBoo: WHERE?
Aatsh.: That's the question isn't it?
BinnyBoo: Yes....
Aatsh.: Maybe if you bring the offering requested of you, you can enter this magical world
Aatsh.: Of debauchery and sock-insertion
BinnyBoo: Yes please
Aatsh.: But until then, alas, you must remain on the other side
BinnyBoo: What is the offering?
Aatsh.: Socks.
BinnyBoo: Easy
BinnyBoo: I'll E-mail
Aatsh.: Cool
BinnyBoo: them to you
BinnyBoo: PLEASE LET ME JOIN
Aatsh.: callum.bell@student.education.wa.edu.au
BinnyBoo: >_>
Aatsh.: It's legit too
Aatsh.: Send socks
Aatsh.: Obtain entry
Aatsh.: Achieve dreams
BinnyBoo: >_>
Aatsh.: But yeah, you can't join, sorry pal
BinnyBoo: Even if i send socks?
BinnyBoo: i will!
BinnyBoo: Ill do it!
BinnyBoo: :c
Aatsh.: Okay...send socks.
Aatsh.: I'll see what happens after.
BinnyBoo: >_>
BinnyBoo: Maybe i won't
Aatsh.: Then the gates of this room will forever be closed
BinnyBoo: You don't deserve socks
Aatsh.: Also if you play league callum is on like a 3 day tilt and is stuck in bronze, so if you could help him with that, that would be pretty great
Aatsh.: The idiot messed up 7 of his 10 placement matches
BinnyBoo: HAH
BinnyBoo: Nub
Aatsh.: Insulting master is not a nice way to enter the room
BinnyBoo: WELL YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET ME ENTER ANYWAY
BinnyBoo: You make me sah sad
BinnyBoo: ;C
Aatsh.: It makes me sad too
Aatsh.: But the chains of oppresion are ever present on my red, sore wrists
Aatsh.: And the hand of the Master controls every keystroke, every mouse click, every breath
BinnyBoo: oppresion is nice
BinnyBoo: Oh dear....
BinnyBoo: Do you need help?
BinnyBoo: I could help oyu......
Aatsh.: No. Everything is fine.
BinnyBoo: yoyuutj
BinnyBoo: tyutyuyu
Aatsh.: Send socks.
BinnyBoo: you*
Aatsh.: Tell noone.
Aatsh.: Don't do it.
Aatsh.: Free yourself.
Aatsh.: It's a trap.
BinnyBoo: >_>
Aatsh.: No. Evweurnkalml,f
Aatsh.: jhjdsfajkmasnf
Aatsh.: EJhbajielfdjahk sl
BinnyBoo: ......
Aatsh.: Socks. They are all He requires.
BinnyBoo: I don't want to leave you like this......
BinnyBoo: NO
Aatsh.: They will gain you entry.
BinnyBoo: NO SOCKS
Aatsh.: They will save you.
BinnyBoo: SOCKS ARE GROSS
BinnyBoo: NUP
Aatsh.: Socks are all that the Master requires.
BinnyBoo: I can send gloves....
BinnyBoo: Gloves are nice...
Aatsh.: Gloves are merely socks slow, stupid younger brother
BinnyBoo: gloves are life
BinnyBoo: >_>
BinnyBoo: Poor gloves
BinnyBoo: i love gloves
Aatsh.: You can wear socks on your hands, but can't wear gloves on your feet.
BinnyBoo: >_>
Aatsh.: But the fact remains, send socks, play battlefront.
BinnyBoo: NO YOU CUNT
BinnyBoo: CANT*
BinnyBoo: SOZ
Aatsh.: RUN
Aatsh.: RUN NOW
Aatsh.: HE'S HERE
Aatsh.: ksajkhh
Aatsh.: as'dlknjbasl;dkjbhgvhbal
Aatsh.: da
Aatsh.: sda
BinnyBoo: O_O