Chronicles of an ex-football fan

>hating an activity because of the actions of
the most autistic members of a fandom
I used to be a football fan, but as you may
have guessed, this is no longer the case. I
now realize that football fans are some of
the worst, most over-obsessed fans I've ever
seen.
I used to casually watch football until I
started working with a guy named Chris.
Chris is totally obsessed about football. It's
all he talks about. I will be trying to get
work done and he wants to talk about
football. He asks me what my favorite team
is, whether I watched the latest games, how
I think everything went. He wears his
favorite team's merchandise every Friday.
His desk and pc are filled with football
items. Whenever somebody new starts here,
he harasses them about football, even if
they aren't interested in it. He ships players
together and creates "fantasy" teams where
they have no business being together. He
even writes fan fictions about fictional
games and how they turn out. I can't stand
it. I have to keep turning down his
invitations to come over and watch football.
He even has a special name for himself and
calls himself a "Cheesehead" to set himself
and others apart from the rest of the
football fandom. It's so stupid. Why does he
need a special label for himself? I just call
myself a fan, or at least I used to. He
constantly talks about how the Packers
represent "team and tactics" and yet he is a
hypocrite who is terrible to work with as a
team member. Once I told him I was a
Vikings fan because I come from Minnesota
and I thought he was going to froth at the
mouth and attack me, but thankfully he
cooled off and just tries to convince me
nonstop how his team waifu is so much
better.
I'm through with these disgusting autistic
football fans. He's even gone to a game
topless with his chest painted with team
colors when it was freezing and snowing
out. I'm sick of these fat slobs obsessing
over a game for athletic men. They're the
laughing stock of the world.