private val PARSER = long("id")~str("email")~str("password_hash")~
                         bool("locked")~date("created_on")~date("last_login") map {
    case a~b~c~d~e~f => User(a, b, c, d, new DateTime(e), new DateTime(f), PaymentProcessor.fetchBlocking(a))
  }


  private val FETCH_BY_ID = "SELECT * FROM users WHERE `id` = {id}"
  def fetch(id: Long): Future[Option[User]] = Future { fetchBlocking(id) }
  def fetchBlocking(id: Long): Option[User] = DB.withConnection(c => fetchBlockingC(id)(c))
  def fetchBlockingC(id: Long)(implicit c: Connection): Option[User] =
    SQL(FETCH_BY_ID).on('id -> id).as(PARSER *).headOption