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Happiness, Sunshine and Depression

May 31st, 2013
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  1. Oh no
  2. Oh no
  3. Oh no
  4. Oh no
  5. Oh
  6.  
  7. What have you done, Sir?
  8. You've made a mistake, a blunder of all sorts
  9. of evils and cruelties that one can create
  10. through text
  11.  
  12. Through the mere omission of a mark
  13. through your sole, simple remark:
  14. "Make me a song..."
  15. And with the soul of a million sandals, I embarked:
  16. "Okay."
  17.  
  18. "But here's the title," said you,
  19. And emasculate the words shalt be you,
  20. and change the rules
  21. and cut the character
  22. shall be you
  23. Whom decided one such keystroke was one too much
  24. and killed off a symbol with a touch
  25. or non-touch of your keys,
  26. (God help me, oh God please)
  27.  
  28. Dare I say that Oxford comma
  29. lived a healthy life
  30. but didn't --
  31. and never will quite fit in --
  32. that lovely space between the words
  33. "Sunshine" and "and";
  34. Not worth it's own weight in ink
  35. or data
  36. (so meta! This poem)
  37. No
  38.  
  39. Lost a soul in this one swing
  40. this comma, murdered in one fling
  41. of a switch;
  42. with the potential of the soul of a million sandals, and thinking
  43. "I'll have a good time here after the word 'sunshine' "
  44. BUT NO
  45. HERE COMES THE SPACE -
  46. And the comma stands shocked; he waits
  47. BUT NO
  48. There's no backspace.
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