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- Oh no
- Oh no
- Oh no
- Oh no
- Oh
- What have you done, Sir?
- You've made a mistake, a blunder of all sorts
- of evils and cruelties that one can create
- through text
- Through the mere omission of a mark
- through your sole, simple remark:
- "Make me a song..."
- And with the soul of a million sandals, I embarked:
- "Okay."
- "But here's the title," said you,
- And emasculate the words shalt be you,
- and change the rules
- and cut the character
- shall be you
- Whom decided one such keystroke was one too much
- and killed off a symbol with a touch
- or non-touch of your keys,
- (God help me, oh God please)
- Dare I say that Oxford comma
- lived a healthy life
- but didn't --
- and never will quite fit in --
- that lovely space between the words
- "Sunshine" and "and";
- Not worth it's own weight in ink
- or data
- (so meta! This poem)
- No
- Lost a soul in this one swing
- this comma, murdered in one fling
- of a switch;
- with the potential of the soul of a million sandals, and thinking
- "I'll have a good time here after the word 'sunshine' "
- BUT NO
- HERE COMES THE SPACE -
- And the comma stands shocked; he waits
- BUT NO
- There's no backspace.
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