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OOC: LNGLY: gang sucks for the same reason rev does: poor communication with the gang leader means it always devolves into graytiding
OOC: Lollerderby: sorry mekhi
OOC: Amnestik: murderbone: the gamemode
OOC: Mipmop02: are you talking about wizard
OOC: Retrokinesis: No, that's rev. Gang is Rev: Uplink Version!
OOC: Kevinz000: ^
OOC: Aloraydrel: cult is the same memery though
Jon Rude's Memories:

You are the Cargo Technician.
As the Cargo Technician you answer directly to the quartermaster and the head of personnel. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
[Common] Gr3y states, "Jon Rude has signed up as Cargo Technician."
[Supply] Mekhi Anderson says, "Sup"
You put the ID into PDA-Jon Rude (Cargo Technician)'s slot.
Olorin McKellen asks, "You don't like music?"
[Common] Tommy Marcelone says, "Stop it AI"
[Common] Marc Kaur says, "Dammit AI"
[Common] Gr3y states, "Jay Antonov has signed up as Lawyer."
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "I love this AI"
Victoria Rockwell says, "As you can see from my cargo band"
Victoria Rockwell says, "I am clearly the cargo assistant"
*---------*
This is  Jon Rude!
He is wearing  a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jon Rude (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "Yo."
Victoria Rockwell says, "However, due to an oversight"
[Common] Olorin McKellen asks, "AI, can I be your minstrel?"
Victoria Rockwell says, "I have no cargo access"
Victoria Rockwell says, "I request it now"
Unusable emote 'fart'. Say *help for a list.
Marc Kaur says, "Sure"
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: *flip

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: flip

Victoria Rockwell says, "Thanks"
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "I can play you the songs of my people"
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: v

Blast Hardcheese says, "Chemistry and theater access."
Marc Kaur asks, "Why Chem?"
Jon Rude screams!
Blast Hardcheese says, "Acid for the machines"
Jon Rude knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "AI, door"
Jon Rude knocks on the reinforced window.
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell says, "Hello"
Attention:
that feelerino when no borgs

Marc Kaur says, "Alright"
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell says, "I am your cargo assistant"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "I need to get to the memes"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "All them feels ai"
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "Roger that."
[Supply] Jon Rude says, "Welcome to the team."
Jon Rude says, "Welcome to the team."
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "Welcome to the crew."
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell says, "Thank you"
Ian shakes its head.
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "Let me fill that void with some sweet music, AI"
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "AI, let Carp'sie gnash into your heart."
Jon Rude asks, "Can you change my title to Mailroom Clerk?"
Marc Kaur says, "Sure"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "AI if you open this I'll buy you some gabagool"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Jon Rude (Cargo Technician).
Jon Rude says, "Thanks buddy."
Marc Kaur says, "Enjoy"
Jon Rude says, "Thanks bucko."
You put the ID into PDA-Jon Rude (Cargo Technician)'s slot.
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell says, "I will leave most of the intense cargoing to you professionals"
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell says, "But I'll bring in crates now and then and whatnot"
Jon Rude exclaims, "Check this shit!"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "That sure took awhile"
Jon Rude says, "Suck my baawwls"
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "Roger that victoria. Already more productive than most of my crewbies."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI door"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Thats what the captian said wasn't it giglesworth"
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell exclaims, "Thank you!"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI DOOR MANE"
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford asks, "Are you prepared to build a city of carp, crew?"
Glareus Malareus says, "Yo yo"
Jon Rude says, "Yo yo homes."
Glareus Malareus says, "Need me a pipe layer please"
Jon Rude asks, "What's up?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Maybe"
Jon Rude says, "Gotta make an order homie."
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "We must, if we are to survive the Carpocalypse"
You insert 50 sheets to the autolathe.
You insert 37 sheets to the autolathe.
The autolathe is full. Please remove glass from the autolathe in order to insert more.
Glareus Malareus says, "Well these should move things along"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Carp are easily felled by a shitton of lasers."
Glareus Malareus says, "Also i make sure yall get power the least you could do is get ma a pipe layer"
Jim Meiyo says, "Well.... Alright then."
[Common] Gr3y states, "Rolf Harris has signed up as Chemist."
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "Carp are immortal superbeings that laugh at your puny weaponry"
[Common] Cadence Hawking says, "Acutally you only need two of them"
Jim Meiyo says, "But anything else, and you are making an order."
Jon Rude says, "No can do homie."
Jon Rude winks.
Glareus Malareus says, "Sure sure"
Jon Rude says, "I can't order one of those without head giving order."
Jon Rude winks.
Jon Rude winks.
Jim Meiyo says, "Do it."
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "Every carp you 'kill' causes two more to appear"
Glareus Malareus asks, "Something wrong with your eyes?"
You are unable to equip that.
You put the glass into the satchel.
Jon Rude says, "I have eye cancer."
Jon Rude winks.
Glareus Malareus says, "See look at that"
Jon Rude has unlocked the locker.
You flip the hat back in normal position.
You flip the hat backwards.
[Common] Gr3y states, "George Foreman has signed up as Detective."
Jim Meiyo says, "Nevertheless, you'll get your pipe layer. gimme a few minutes."
Jon Rude says, "Hello."
Gigglesworth's Compli-o-Nator: Freeze, Scum Bag!
Gigglesworth says, "Hello Jon"
Jim Meiyo says, "I'll message you when it's don- oh. right."
Gigglesworth's Compli-o-Nator: God made today for the crooks we could not catch yesterday.
Glareus Malareus says, "Its got the ability just needs a tweak"
Gigglesworth's Compli-o-Nator: Stop in the name of the Law.
Glareus Malareus says, "Oh gigglesworht"
Jon Rude says, "Hey"
Jon Rude says, "Thanks"
You open the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Gigglesworht is my old name, from my SS days"
You are not pulling anything.
[Common] Glareus Malareus asks, "What is your new name clown?"
You close the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
You open the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
Central Command Update


Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


You close the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
Jim Meiyo asks, "How's it going?"
Jon Rude asks, "Alright what was it you needed?"
Glareus Malareus says, "Its the blue light man, the green one make it electirfied"
Jon Rude winks.
You open the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
Jim Meiyo says, "Pipe layer."
Glareus Malareus says, "Need a pipelayer"
Marc Kaur slurs, "Moorning"
Jim Meiyo says, "Hey captain."
Marc Kaur slurs, "How goeees it?"
Glareus Malareus says, "Mornin cap"
Jon Rude exclaims, "Fixed it.!"
Jon Rude says, "Oh"
Glareus Malareus says, "Good work"
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell says, "I have brought you all some cream cheese bread slices"
Victoria Rockwell salutes.
Jon Rude asks, "Is this suprise johnson inspection day?"
You close the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "Nice job victoria."
Jim Meiyo says, "Nice job victoria."
Marc Kaur slurs, "Noot yet'."
Marc Kaur slurs, "Just...huuuhhh...checking' in."
[Supply] Jon Rude says, "You are awesome"
Jon Rude says, "You are awesome"
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "You have official props."
Jim Meiyo says, "You have official props."
Glareus Malareus says, "Look man the clown was already here checking johnsons"
Glareus Malareus says, "Were good"
Marc Kaur slurs, "I ahahm ahahah bit drrunk."
Jim Meiyo says, "Cool thing."
Jim Meiyo says, "Oh..."
Victoria Rockwell asks, "Would you like a hotdog to go with your alcohol?"
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "Test"
Marc Kaur slurs, "Chure."
[Common] Gr3y states, "Al Eisen has signed up as Head of Personnel."
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Check"
Victoria Rockwell says, "I happen to have one"
Victoria Rockwell says, "For... reasons"
The autolathe is busy. Please wait for completion of previous operation.
Marc Kaur says, "Speaking of footlongs....."
Marc Kaur examines himself.
Victoria Rockwell asks, "I thought this wasn't johnson inspection day?"
Glareus Malareus says, "Thanks cargo"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Someone blow something up to give this HoS something to do"
Jim Meiyo says, "There ya go."
Glareus Malareus puts Rapid Piping Device (RPD) into the industrial backpack.
Marc Kaur says, "You got me there."
Jim Meiyo says, "Sure thing."
[Common] George Foreman says, "H detective here"
Jon Rude has thrown the screwdriver.
Jon Rude has thrown the multitool.
Jon Rude has thrown the wirecutters.
Jon Rude asks, "Where's the stamps?"
Jon Rude has thrown the requisition form - Combat Shotguns Crate.
Jim Meiyo says, "In my pocket."
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "CAPTAIN THE HOS STOLE MY MASK"
Jon Rude says, "For..."
Jim Meiyo asks, "ERM... WHY?"
Jon Rude says, "Research"
Jon Rude says, "And..."
Jim Meiyo says, "..."
Jon Rude asks, "Nerf wards?"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "MY BANE/JUDGE DREDD MASK I MEAN"
Jon Rude says, "So we can...."
[Common] Victoria Rockwell asks, "Why is there a health analyzer in space north of the chapel?"
Jon Rude asks, "Shoot the clown?"
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford exclaims, "The carp rises!"
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "NUKEOPS"
Jon Rude asks, "Pleeeasseee?"
[Common] Gr3y states, "Spark Excitron has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "Oh"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "GETTTM'"
Jon Rude says, "WE NEED IT FOR NUKE OPS"
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "Fun"
Jon Rude says, "SEE"
[Supply] Victoria Rockwell says, "FOR CARGONIA"
Jon Rude exclaims, "I KNOW WHAT I'M ON ABOUT!"
OOC: Skorvold: remember, *aflap will give your a pulse rifle
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "CARP'SIE GUIDE US"
[Supply] Jon Rude exclaims, "ARM YOURSELVES!"
Jon Rude exclaims, "ARM YOURSELVES!"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "I guess you could say"
Jon Rude flaps his wings ANGRILY!
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "They're in our base"
Jim Meiyo says, "Sure."
OOC: EchoFade: what
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Killing our dude"
Al Eisen says, "Order whatever the fuck you want, man"
Jon Rude exclaims, "Wooo!"
[Common] Engineering Cyborg-817 alarms, "LETS PLAY SOME FOOOTBALL!!"
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "Remember the Word of Carp:"
Al Eisen says, "Ill open it"
Jim Meiyo says, "Hang on lemme get that in writing."
Jon Rude has disarmed Jim Meiyo!
Al Eisen says, "That means GUNS"
Jon Rude has pushed Jim Meiyo!
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "If you do not wish to party, then your ass must leave"
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp.
Jon Rude has thrown the ÿGRANTED rubber stamp.
Jim Meiyo has been hit by the ÿGRANTED rubber stamp.
[Common] Maudie Rahl says, "SYNDIES ON BRIDGE"
[Common] Maudie Rahl says, "THEY'RE KILLING CAPTAIN"
[Common] Maudie Rahl says, "HE'S DOWN"
[Common] Victoria Rockwell says, "SYNDICATE BORG"
[Common] Victoria Rockwell says, "STAY SHARP"
[Common] Maudie Rahl says, "EXITING THROUGH SOUTHWEST"
[Common] Maudie Rahl says, "THEY HAVE THE DISK"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "IT'S ONLY A FLOPPY"
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "GET BEHIND ME, SYNDIES"
[Common] Lights-The-Flame says, "SECBORG"
[Common] Maudie Rahl says, "AI OPEN"
[Common] Lights-The-Flame says, "GOD DAMN IT GET BACK HERE"
[Supply] Jim Meiyo exclaims, "SUPPLY, PREPARE FOR WAR!"
[Supply] Jon Rude says, "HoP please come to cargo and hold it down for a minutes."
Jon Rude says, "HoP please come to cargo and hold it down for a minutes."
[Common] Lights-The-Flame says, "THAT'S DANGEROUS"
[Supply] Jon Rude says, "Shotguns coming in sixty seconds"
Jon Rude says, "Shotguns coming in sixty seconds"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Wow they're pretty rude"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Wouldn't even stop and chat"
You flip the hat back in normal position.
Jon Rude has unlocked the locker.
[Supply] Cadence Hawking says, "Leave the used ones for research."
Jon Rude attempted to disarm Yuno Kasawagi!
Jon Rude has disarmed Yuno Kasawagi!
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI YOU THERE/."
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Sombody call shuttle"
Jim Meiyo says, "OKAY WE'LL KEEP THIS"
 That's a paper.
It is a tiny item.
Cadence Hawking says, "What."
Jon Rude has thrown the paper.
*---------*
This is  Jim Meiyo!
He is wearing  a quartermaster's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a cargo cap on his head.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  a blood-stained syndicate shotgun in his right hand!
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He is wearing  some brown shoes on his feet.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jim Meiyo (Quartermaster).
*---------*
*---------*
This is  Cadence Hawking!
She is wearing  a mining hardsuit.
She has  an industrial backpack on her back.
She is holding  a resonator in her left hand.
She is holding  Cadence Hawking's ID Card (Shaft Miner) in her right hand.
She has  a pickaxe about her waist.
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  Optical Meson Scanner covering her eyes.
She has  a supply radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Cadence Hawking (Shaft Miner).
She has minor burns.
*---------*
 That's a floor.
Jim Meiyo puts the syndicate shotgun into the backpack.
Jon Rude has thrown the paper.
[Common] Aemil Unmer asks, "Did they escape?"
[Supply] Jon Rude says, "Shotguns are here."
Jon Rude says, "Shotguns are here."
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Secborg go call shuttle"
 That's a syndicate LMG.
A heavily modified 7.62 light machine gun, designated 'L6 SAW'. Has 'Aussec Armoury - 2531' engraved on the receiver below the designation.
It is a huge item.
It has the syndicate firing pin installed.
Has 0 rounds remaining.
 That's a syndicate SMG.
A bullpup two-round burst .45 SMG, designated 'C-20r'. Has a 'Scarborough Arms - Per falcis, per pravitas' buttstamp.
It is a normal-sized item.
It has the syndicate firing pin installed.
Has 18 rounds remaining.
 That's a double-barreled shotgun.
A true classic.
It is a bulky item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 2 rounds remaining.
0 of those are live rounds.
Jon Rude has thrown the double-barreled shotgun.
You switch to semi-automatic.
You switch to 2-rnd burst.
You switch to semi-automatic.
You switch to 2-rnd burst.
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Wow you can't even strip these fags anymore"
Jon Rude knocks on the reinforced window.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Where's the fun in that"
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
[Common] Glareus Malareus asks, "You can't take their stuff?"
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Arthur Draudy has hit the reinforced window with the diamond-tipped pickaxe.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the reinforced window with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the syndicate SMG.
Arthur Draudy has hit the reinforced window with the diamond-tipped pickaxe.
Yuno Kasawagi was shocked by the grille!
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the grille with the metal rod.
Jon Rude has hit the grille with the syndicate SMG.
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Their hardsuits won't come off"
Jon Rude has hit the grille with the syndicate SMG.
Jon Rude has hit the grille with the syndicate SMG.
Jim Meiyo says, "HA"
Jon Rude has hit the grille with the syndicate SMG.
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "So you can't get to most of it"
Jon Rude has hit the grille with the syndicate SMG.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "MELT THEM OFF"
Jon Rude has hit the grille with the syndicate SMG.
Jon Rude has hit the grille with the syndicate SMG.
[Common] Cadence Hawking says, "It takes long"
Jim Meiyo says, "Erm sorry."
[Common] Victoria Rockwell asks, "Monkey them?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "CAn't"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "BOOO monkey them hard"
Jon Rude tries to remove Al Eisen's PDA-Al Eisen (Head of Personnel).
Jon Rude tries to remove Al Eisen's satchel.
Jim Meiyo is trying to perform CPR on Al Eisen!
You can't fold this box with items still inside.
Cadence Hawking puts the energy gun into the industrial backpack.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Jon Rude (Mailroom Clerk).
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Wehres the disk"
[Common] default name states, "HELP"
[Common] default name states, "MEKHI"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "WHERE"
[Common] default name states, "INCIN"
[Common] default name states, "I GOT HIM ARMING NUKE"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "COMING"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "NEW OR OLD"
Victoria Rockwell examines herself.
Victoria Rockwell applies the ointment on herself.
Victoria Rockwell puts the ointment into the first-aid kit.
Victoria Rockwell starts to apply the bruise pack on herself...
You put the syndicate SMG into the satchel.
Jim Meiyo asks, "Hey, should we fix the security guy?"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Old i was just at new"
Victoria Rockwell says, "She was on fire"
Jon Rude asks, "Where are the guns?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "OLD INCINERATOr"
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the ÿÿCargo Office vent pump #2 with the armor.
Yuno Kasawagi has hit the ÿÿCargo Office vent pump #2 with the armor.
Jon Rude says, "And yes"
Victoria Rockwell says, "She'll be too burnt, I think"
You put the ID into PDA-Jon Rude (Mailroom Clerk)'s slot.
OOC: LNGLY: you're not eligible for wizard or bleb if you ready up as a silicon are you
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "Test"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "Huh"
[Common] Alexander Blaine says, "BACK BORG"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "That actually worked."
[Common] Alexander Blaine says, "HELP OLD INCIN"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "Okay then"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "One does not simply monkey the dead"
OOC: Skorvold: It's a mystery
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame asks, "Have any of you seen a borg with a name that has numbers after it?"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "I got the nuke and disk"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame asks, "Any of them?"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Yay"
You unlock the combat shotgun crate (R&D).
 That's a combat shotgun.
A traditional shotgun with tactical furniture and an eight-shell capacity underneath.
It is a huge item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 8 rounds remaining.
 That's a combat shotgun.
A traditional shotgun with tactical furniture and an eight-shell capacity underneath.
It is a huge item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 8 rounds remaining.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "SUIT"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "SUIT TO NEW INCIN"
OOC: Deathhoof: tfw my job preferences will never let me become a cool antag ;_;
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "Aight l"
OOC: Mipmop02: get rekt ligger
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "GET ME A FUCKIGN SUIT"
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "Hey, I need a miner down in the robotocists area."
OOC: Trinerc: remove clown from high then
You insert 13 sheets to the autolathe.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "I NEED"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "I spaced the nuke"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "A SUIT"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "I still got the disk"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "SOMEONE"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "SUIT"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "GET ME A SUIT!!"
You will now hear any sounds uploaded by admins.
[Supply] Jim Meiyo says, "We can borg any dead people."
You will no longer hear sounds uploaded by admins; any currently playing midis have been disabled.
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "Good"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "Good"
Jim Joffee forces Maudie Rahl to apply Styptic Powder (15u) patch.
 That's a floor.
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "I am the roboticist"
 That's a floor.
 That's a floor.
Jim Joffee begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Maudie Rahl's chest.
*---------*
This is  John Doe!
He is wearing  a blood-red hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a blood-stained blood-red hardsuit!
He has  a military belt about his waist.
He is wearing  a military PDA.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
*---------*
Jim Joffee says, "CLEAR"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "I can do that."
Erika Teach says, "Heh"
You can't remove the blood-red hardsuit helmet, it appears to be stuck!
You can't remove the blood-red hardsuit, it appears to be stuck!
Erika Teach says, "I met that guy before"
Freddy Castiglioni asks, "How do i remove my backpack?"
Erika Teach says, "He passed me in a maint"
You can't remove the blood-red hardsuit, it appears to be stuck!
Freddy Castiglioni says, "Nvm"
You can't remove the blood-red hardsuit helmet, it appears to be stuck!
Gigglesworth has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank.
Gigglesworth has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank.
Jon Rude says, "Make acid."
Gigglesworth has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank.
You are not pulling anything.
Gigglesworth has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank.
Gigglesworth puts the box into Giggles von Honkerton.
Jim Joffee begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Maudie Rahl's chest.
Freddy Castiglioni has attacked Maudie Rahl in the left arm with the defibrillator!
Jim Joffee places the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Maudie Rahl's chest.
Jim Joffee exclaims, "LIIIVE!"
Jim Joffee begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Maudie Rahl's chest.
 That's a floor.
Jim Joffee places the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Maudie Rahl's chest.
Freddy Castiglioni has attacked Maudie Rahl in the chest with the defibrillator!
 That's PDA-Marc Kaur (Captain).
A portable microcomputer by Thinktronic Systems, LTD. Functionality determined by a preprogrammed ROM cartridge.
It is a tiny item.
 That's PDA-Marc Kaur (Captain).
A portable microcomputer by Thinktronic Systems, LTD. Functionality determined by a preprogrammed ROM cartridge.
It is a tiny item.
Arthur Draudy puts the stimpack value kit into the industrial satchel.
*---------*
This is  Blast Hardcheese!
He is wearing  some camo pants.
He is wearing  a bulletproof armor.
He is carrying  an energy gun on his bulletproof armor.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He has  a shoulder holster about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a breath mask on his face.
He has  Science Goggles covering his eyes.
He has  a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Blast Hardcheese (Scientist).
*---------*
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "INEE A HARNESS"
Tommy Marcelone tries to remove Duncan LaChance's breath mask.
Jon Rude has thrown PDA-Marc Kaur (Captain).
*---------*
This is  Duncan LaChance!
He is wearing  a navy suit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some laceup shoes on his feet.
He has  a breath mask on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Duncan LaChance (Assistant).
He has pale skin.
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
*---------*
*---------*
This is  Tommy Marcelone!
He is wearing  a navy suit.
He is wearing  a bulletproof armor.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  a dufflebag in his left hand.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some laceup shoes on his feet.
He has  a breath mask on his face.
He has  a red glasses covering his eyes.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Tommy Marcelone (Assistant).
*---------*
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
Tommy Marcelone shakes Duncan LaChance trying to get him up!
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "I'm going to need you guys to print out and bring me eight flashes"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "And wire"
[Supply] Jon Rude says, "Can do."
Jon Rude says, "Can do."
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "Remember, this is the roboticist speaking"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame says, "Thanks man"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "WHERES THE SYNDIEBORG"
OOC: Iamgoofball: important new update
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "ANOTHER OP DOWN"
OOC: Iamgoofball: http://i.imgur.com/yD62UUI.jpg?1
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "WHERES THE BORG"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Nuclear Atttack

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


OOC: Skorvold: +1 goofbutt
[Common] Alexander Blaine says, "SOUTH INCIN"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Coming"
[Supply] Jon Rude says, "It might take a few minutes."
Jon Rude says, "It might take a few minutes."
Captain Announces


We have fended off the Ops Crew, the disc is ours!


[Supply] Jon Rude exclaims, "SECURE DAT DISK!"
Jon Rude exclaims, "SECURE DAT DISK!"
OOC: Skorvold: I bet half you fags never even played GOTY every year
*---------*
This is  Jon Rude!
He is wearing  a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a cargo cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  a combat shotgun in his left hand.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a bandolier about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jon Rude (Cargonia Militia).
*---------*
*---------*
This is  Jon Rude!
He is wearing  a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a cargo cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  a combat shotgun in his left hand.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a bandolier about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jon Rude (Cargonia Militia).
*---------*
OOC: Amnestik: ss13?
*---------*
This is  Jere Blake!
She is wearing  a blood-red hardsuit helmet on her head.
She is wearing  a blood-red hardsuit.
She has  a military belt about her waist.
She is wearing  Jere Blake's ID Card (Security).
She is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
She has severe bruising!
She has severe burns!
*---------*
OOC: Skorvold: no
OOC: Mipmop02: not tgstation.
OOC: Retrokinesis: I MLG GOTY OTP
No active AIs detected.
OOC: Skorvold: RUNESCAPE
No active unslaved cyborgs detected.
OOC: Mipmop02: game of the goty
[Common] Jon Rude says, "We just secured the disk without an aI."
Jon Rude says, "We just secured the disk without an aI."
OOC: Iamgoofball: buying gf 10gp
OOC: Skorvold: I could pull off some sick no scopes in that game I tell you
[Common] Jon Rude says, "Good job crew."
Jon Rude says, "Good job crew."
OOC: Retrokinesis: Sick Cake Stealing Simulator 2006
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Test"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Borg is dead"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Awesome"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher asks, "Who got him?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Me and blast"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Henk"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Flashes too robust"
You put the metal into the satchel.
You put the metal into the satchel.
You put the supply manifest into the satchel.
You put the supply manifest into the satchel.
OOC: Skorvold: All those campfire swastikas
OOC: Iamgoofball: i logged onto runescape recently
OOC: Skorvold: it's shit
OOC: Iamgoofball: there were so little yew log fire walls
Jon Rude has thrown the supply manifest.
Jon Rude has thrown the supply manifest.
Captain Announces


Crew, Please take all nuke op bodies to the front of the bridge for a headcount.


[Common] Gigglesworth says, "WHO WANTS THEIR PDA DETONATED"
OOC: Skorvold: the quality of runescape can be determined at any moment by the amount of people trying to reach 99 firemaking
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "SURE"
[Supply] Lights-The-Flame asks, "You guys ever going to get here?"
You are not holding anything to equip.
OOC: Skorvold: And how many fires they spit out per minute FPM
OOC: Iamgoofball: they all finally realized "wait i don't really need 99 firemaking if I'm not a members
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "ANYONE ELSE"
You put the cable coil into the satchel.
You put the cable coil into the satchel.
OOC: Retrokinesis: Liar
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Me"
OOC: Retrokinesis: Everyone needs 99 firemaking
[Common] Nat Soleman yells, "FUCK THAT HURT!!"
[Common] Nat Soleman yells, "ALSO DEAF!!"
*---------*
This is  Judge Death!
He is wearing  a blood-red hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a blood-red hardsuit.
He is carrying  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his blood-red hardsuit.
He has  a jet harness (oxygen) on his back.
He has  a military belt about his waist.
He is wearing  Judge Death's ID Card (Judge).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He is bleeding!
*---------*
The hybrid taser is now set to disable.
You fire the hybrid taser point blank at Judge Death!
Judge Death is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
OOC: Iamgoofball: especially you, retro
You fire the hybrid taser point blank at Judge Death!
Judge Death is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
You fire the hybrid taser point blank at Judge Death!
Judge Death is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Phew, he didn't die"
OOC: Retrokinesis: You die IRL without it
You fire the hybrid taser point blank at Judge Death!
Judge Death is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
You put the hybrid taser into the satchel.
The hybrid taser is now set to stun.
OOC: Skorvold: I popped back in too and I had x10 the gold I had when I quit
OOC: Retrokinesis: I was in a clan called the KNIGHTS OF DARKNESS, I already put in more than my fair share of teenage Runescape angst
You put the handcuffs into the satchel.
You are unable to equip that.
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
You are unable to equip that.
Starts-the-Fire says, "The inflitratror is juts south of singuloth"
You put the flash into the satchel.
Starts-the-Fire says, "But its locked"
OOC: Skorvold: I met an autistic person when I first played and they tried to explain they had autism
OOC: Mipmop02: i haeev autesssm
OOC: Skorvold: I couldn't comprehend because Runescape was projecting its autism into me.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "BLAST TO SCIENCE"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "BLAST!!"
OOC: Retrokinesis: Optimal mining rotations
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "TO ROBOTICS!!"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "NOW!!"
*---------*
This is  Victoria Rockwell!
She is wearing  a grey jumpsuit with  a cargo bay guard armband.
She is wearing  an armor.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She has  some insulated gloves on her hands.
She has  a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing  some black shoes on her feet.
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has  a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  Victoria Rockwell's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
She is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
She has severe bruising!
She has minor burns.
She is bleeding!
*---------*
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "MEKHI GIMME MY HARDSUIT BACK"
You try to empty Victoria Rockwell's right pocket.
You try to empty Victoria Rockwell's left pocket.
Jon Rude tries to remove Victoria Rockwell's satchel.
Jon Rude tries to remove Victoria Rockwell's armor.
Jon Rude tries to remove Victoria Rockwell's toolbelt.
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Skorvold: Tactical Autism Operations.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Its at sec"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "BLAST HARDcHEESE TO SCIECNE"
You need a suit before you can attach this emergency oxygen tank.
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Retrokinesis: Championship Edition 2002
Jon Rude tries to remove Victoria Rockwell's armor.
*---------*
This is  Victoria Rockwell!
She is wearing  a grey jumpsuit with  a cargo bay guard armband.
She has  some insulated gloves on her hands.
She has  a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing  some black shoes on her feet.
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has  a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  Victoria Rockwell's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
She is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
She has severe bruising!
She has minor burns.
She is bleeding!
*---------*
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
 That's SMG magazine (.45).
A box of ammo. There are 10 shells left!
It is a tiny item.
 That's a syndicate SMG.
A bullpup two-round burst .45 SMG, designated 'C-20r'. Has a 'Scarborough Arms - Per falcis, per pravitas' buttstamp.
It is a normal-sized item.
It has the syndicate firing pin installed.
Has 18 rounds remaining.
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "PRAISE CARP'SIE!~"
There's already a magazine in the syndicate SMG.
You perform a tactical reload on the syndicate SMG, replacing the magazine.
OOC: Shaps: what's more autistic, runescape or ss13
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford exclaims, "We are victorious!"
The satchel is full, make some space.
 That's a syndicate SMG.
A bullpup two-round burst .45 SMG, designated 'C-20r'. Has a 'Scarborough Arms - Per falcis, per pravitas' buttstamp.
It is a normal-sized item.
It has the syndicate firing pin installed.
Has 11 rounds remaining.
 That's SMG magazine (.45).
A box of ammo. There are 17 shells left!
It is a tiny item.
OOC: Daman997: runscape station 5
There's already a magazine in the syndicate SMG.
You perform a tactical reload on the syndicate SMG, replacing the magazine.
OOC: Marflow: ss13 obviously, and proud of that
OOC: Retrokinesis: NanoTrasen SS13 RP clan in Runescape?
You are unable to equip that.
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Destroys their belts unfortunately"
The bandolier cannot hold SMG magazine (.45).
The bandolier cannot hold SMG magazine (.45).
You are unable to equip that.
The satchel is full, make some space.
OOC: Shaps: good god
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "Everything else remains intact"
OOC: Marflow: RS is casual nowdays anyway
You put the handcuffs into the satchel.
You need your other hand to be empty
OOC: Retrokinesis: You can't be NT CEO without 99 firemaking
You are no longer running on internals.
OOC: Skorvold: RS is no longer autism in gameplay but it still LOOKS like autism
Central Command Update


Meteor Alert


Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.


*---------*
This is  Alexander Blaine!
He is wearing  an engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a hazard vest.
He is carrying  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has  an industrial satchel on his back.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some work boots on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  Engineering Scanner Goggles covering his eyes.
He has  an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Alexander Blaine (Station Engineer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
*---------*
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford exclaims, "THE CARPOCALYPSE!"
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford exclaims, "IT COMES!"
You need your other hand to be empty
You need your other hand to be empty
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Please"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "I have an energy sword"
*---------*
This is  Jon Rude!
He is wearing  a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a hard hat on his head.
He is wearing  an armor.
He is carrying  SMG magazine (.45) on his armor.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  a blood-stained fire axe in his left hand!
He is holding  a combat shotgun in his right hand.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a bandolier about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jon Rude (Cargonia Militia).
*---------*
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "I'm not afraid of carp"
 That's a floor.
OOC: Amnestik: how is repeatedly clicking the same three things for literal solid weeks of your life to make numbers go up not autism
[Common] Mackenzie Stafford says, "Gnash"
Jon Rude has thrown the flash.
[Common] Arthur Draudy says, "I fear no rocks."
Jon Rude has thrown the cable coil.
Nat Soleman (as Unknown) says, "Yup"
OOC: Shaps: but this is autism in that you're roleplaying shitty weirdos on a shitty space station
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "A syndicate pistol, two stun revolvers, egun, taser, esword, clips"
BORK LESNAR asks, "WHAT MAKE?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Not afraid of mere carp"
OOC: Sirnat: Is the forums and website down?
OOC: Shaps: different kind of autism
[Common] Arthur Draudy says, "They really do need to learn to not lose their pistols."
OOC: MMMiracles: by that logic every game is autistic to some degree
OOC: Skorvold: MMMiracles is autism
You insert 50 sheets to the autolathe.
OOC: Daman997: whats the most autistic game on the planet
You insert 7 sheets to the autolathe.
Jon Rude has thrown the metal.
OOC: MMMiracles: u wot m8
OOC: Skorvold: Minecraft.
OOC: BigBlackJerome: minecraft
OOC: Shaps: minecraft
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "They need to learn to not let me sword them with their own sword"
The autolathe is busy. Please wait for completion of previous operation.
The autolathe is busy. Please wait for completion of previous operation.
OOC: Daman997: id assumed that
The autolathe is busy. Please wait for completion of previous operation.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


The autolathe is busy. Please wait for completion of previous operation.
OOC: Skorvold: Sirnat
OOC: Mipmop02: more autistic than this just the coders of that server.
The autolathe is busy. Please wait for completion of previous operation.
OOC: Sirnat: yeah?
OOC: Skorvold: Website is fine for me
Station Intercom (General) bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
You are not holding anything to equip.
You are not holding anything to equip.
You are not holding anything to equip.
You put the incendiary slug into the satchel.
You put the incendiary slug into the satchel.
OOC: Sirnat: Hm, wierd
You put the incendiary slug into the satchel.
You put the incendiary slug into the satchel.
You put the incendiary slug into the bandolier.
You put the incendiary slug into the bandolier.
You put the incendiary slug into the bandolier.
You put the incendiary slug into the bandolier.
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
You put the incendiary slug into the bandolier.
You put the incendiary slug into the bandolier.
Attention:
2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early

The bandolier is full, make some space.
The bandolier is full, make some space.
You load 1 shell into the combat shotgun!
Attention:
1 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early

 That's a combat shotgun.
A traditional shotgun with tactical furniture and an eight-shell capacity underneath.
It is a huge item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 9 rounds remaining.
A live one is in the chamber.
[Common] Jon Rude exclaims, "WAit!"
Jon Rude exclaims, "WAit!"
You are no longer running on internals.
OOC: Sirnat: Can you no longer take syndi hardsuits off them? lol
Mackenzie Stafford says, "PRAISE CARP'SIE"
[Common] Gigglesworth says, "NEXT FIVE PEOPLE TO TALK ENTER THE EXPLOSIVE PDA LOTTERY"
BORK LESNAR has punched An Operative Or Something!
Glareus Malareus says, "Need a robo or hop"
BORK LESNAR has attempted to punch An Operative Or Something!
BORK LESNAR has punched An Operative Or Something!
Nat Soleman says, "No need to be so mean"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "YOU FUCK"
BORK LESNAR has attempted to punch An Operative Or Something!
OOC: MMMiracles: nothing stops acid
Attention:
The emergency shuttle will launch in 10 seconds

Roy Prevatt buckles themselves to the chair.
[Common] Nat Soleman yells, "ALSO FUCK!!"
Cadence Hawking buckles themselves to the chair.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Cadence Hawking unbuckled themselves!
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
OOC: Kevinz000: gitgud.
George Bashline shakes Gigglesworth trying to get him up!
George Bashline hugs Starts-the-Fire to make him feel better!
Roy Prevatt empties the tray on the table.
Gigglesworth buckles themselves to the chair.
Jim Joffee unbuckled themselves!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher tries to remove An Operative Or Something's syndicate headset.
Jim Joffee buckles themselves to the chair.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
OOC: The Autism: well i just mised the shuttle
OOC: Marflow: Icke ocke
OOC: Neapher: ICKY IN COCKY!
OOC: Skorvold: Please don't IC in OOC.
OOC: Daman997: ban he
OOC: MMMiracles: make sure to jump out the airlock to follow it
Gr3y states, "I suggest an extinguisher"
Erika Teach asks, "You got a better idea?"
Gr3y states, "Or even a metal sheet"
OOC: Skorvold: *aflap will teleport you to it
OOC: Swankcookie: spin is *spin, right?
OOC: The Autism: i already did
Erika Teach says, "Right"
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
OOC: Iamgoofball: OOC: Mipmop02: more autistic than this just the coders of that server.
OOC: Marflow: Even more icke ocke
Glareus Malareus says, "Please cap"
*---------*
This is  Glareus Malareus!
He is wearing  an engineering hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a blood-stained engineering hardsuit!
He has  an industrial backpack on his back.
He is holding  a cyborg module reset board in his left hand.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  Glareus Malareus's ID Card (Station Engineer).
*---------*
OOC: Daman997: suicide in the command bar will bring it to you
OOC: Iamgoofball: Hey asshole, guess what?
Marc Kaur says, "I unlocked him"
OOC: MMMiracles: goof staph
OOC: Iamgoofball: You can go fuck yourself you retarded cockmonkey.
*---------*
This is  Marc Kaur!
He is wearing  a captain's space helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a captain's space suit.
He is carrying  a laser gun on his captain's space suit.
He has  a captain's backpack on his back.
He has  an energy gun about his waist.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  Night Vision Goggles covering his eyes.
He has  ÿthe captain's headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Marc Kaur's ID Card (Captain).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Marc Kaur says, "Gosh"
Nathan Ward has punched Cadence Hawking!
Glareus Malareus has fixed some of the dents on the default name.
Glareus Malareus has fixed some of the dents on the default name.
Glareus Malareus has fixed some of the dents on the default name.
Glareus Malareus has fixed some of the dents on the default name.
Nathan Ward says, "Sorry"
Glareus Malareus has fixed some of the dents on the default name.
Glareus Malareus has fixed some of the dents on the default name.
Glareus Malareus has fixed some of the dents on the default name.
Glareus Malareus dry heaves!
OOC: Skorvold: my dad can beat your dad
OOC: Iamgoofball: ^
Glareus Malareus buckles themselves to the chair.
You put the syndicate SMG into the satchel.
OOC: Daman997: i can beet ur mums butt
OOC: Daman997: ooooohohhohohhoh



The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Space Installation Zeta as Jon Rude.

    Shift Duration: 0:44:04

    Station Integrity: 96.9%

    Total Population: 54

    Evacuation Rate: 25 (46.3%)


Gr3y (Played by: Deathhoof)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You are the coach of the Space Station 13 football team.
Total law changes: 1
Gr3y's minions were: Engineering Cyborg-817 (Deactivated) (Played by: Aloraydrel), default name (Deactivated) (Played by: Raickoz), Default Cyborg-83 (Played by: Captain Skillage),
Engineering Cyborg-817 (Played by: Aloraydrel) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You are the coach of the Space Station 13 football team.
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disc and killed the Max ChemInc Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:
Novaray was Jaydon Blake (died)
Daman997 was Josiah Blake (died)
BadkneesCagney was Jadon Blake (died)
SKGNick was Jere Blake (died)
Duntix was Crush Blake (died)
K9Dane was Syndicate Cyborg-424 (survived)
(Syndicates used 142 TC)
OOC: MMMiracles: gross
OOC: Aloraydrel: hi pepes
Glareus Malareus unbuckled themselves!
Jim Joffee unbuckled themselves!
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
George Bashline has torn Cadence Hawking in the left arm with the hatchet!
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
George Bashline has cut Arthur Draudy in the head with the hatchet!
Jim Joffee fires the combat shotgun!
Your armor softens the blow!
Jon Rude is hit by an incendiary slug in the head!
OOC: Iamgoofball: now HERE's some actual autism: http://i.imgur.com/yD62UUI.jpg?1
Marc Kaur fires the laser gun!
Spark Excitron is hit by a laser in the chest!
Marc Kaur fires the laser gun!
Jim Joffee is hit by a laser in the chest!
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
Marc Kaur fires the laser gun!
OOC: Aloraydrel: >People couldnt bring back a dead cyborg
Jim Joffee is hit by a bullet in the head!
Marc Kaur fires the laser gun!
Spark Excitron is hit by a laser in the chest!
Jim Joffee fires the combat shotgun!
Spark Excitron is hit by a pellet in the head!
Spark Excitron is hit by a pellet in the head!
Spark Excitron is hit by a pellet in the head!
Spark Excitron is hit by a pellet in the head!
Spark Excitron is hit by a pellet in the right leg!
Jim Joffee is hit by a bullet in the head!
Starts-the-Fire is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Jim Joffee is hit by a bullet in the chest!
You stop, drop, and roll!
Starts-the-Fire is hit by a laser in the chest!
Starts-the-Fire is hit by a laser in the chest!
Starts-the-Fire is hit by a laser in the chest!
You extinguish yourself.
Starts-the-Fire is hit by a laser in the chest!
Starts-the-Fire is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
Luke Cox has been knocked down!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the left arm!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the head!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the head!
Rolf Harris gasps!
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
You put the syndicate SMG into the satchel.
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a bullet in the head!
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
George Bashline fires the combat shotgun!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the head!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the right arm!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the right leg!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the left leg!
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
Rolf Harris gasps!
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the left leg with the stunbaton!
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a bullet in the head!
OOC: Aloraydrel: >Lets resurrect the dead syndiborg instead!
OOC: Skorvold: 20 days in the ghetto
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the left arm with the stunbaton!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a bullet in the head!
OOC: Shailsnic: >Roboticist figured out how after the shuttle left.
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the head!
Mekhi Anderson is hit by a pellet in the head!
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
Arthur Draudy is hit by a pellet in the head!
George Bashline is hit by a bullet in the head!
Arthur Draudy fires the syndicate pistol!
George Bashline is hit by a bullet in the head!
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the right arm with the stunbaton!
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
OOC: Raickoz: > I'm going to find the syndies > Single syndie on solars arming Nuke
Isreal Jones dry heaves!
Mekhi Anderson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Rolf Harris seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
OOC: Skorvold: 20 days in the bitch
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
IMPLANT CHECK FAILED.
Phoebe Lotsu has beaten Luke Cox in the chest with the stunbaton!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher fires the hybrid taser!
Phoebe Lotsu is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Roy Prevatt coughs!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher unbuckled themselves!
Jim Joffee gasps!


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OOC: Retrokinesis: Did I save the syndieborg's brain?
OOC: Shaps: I gave you a proper burial at space, Peter
OOC: Aloraydrel: Mekhi why did you have to be a meme
OOC: Deathhoof: EVENT TIME
OOC: Shailsnic: >Roboticist was trying to save the dead cyborg the entire time, fuck the syndiborg. Only figured out how to save the Engiborg after its body was sent on the shuttle
OOC: Deathhoof: EVENT TIME
OOC: NocturnalQuill: No, Retro
OOC: Raickoz: Sec borg saves day
OOC: Deathhoof: EVENT
OOC: NocturnalQuill: I spaced it
OOC: Deathhoof: TIME
OOC: Retrokinesis: MONSTER
OOC: Arfeudutyr: Fuck the nukeop who killed me in atmos.
OOC: Hanador: You spaced me :(
OOC: Shailsnic: I need to learn how to be better at that...
OOC: Shaps: There were so many people who ignored all the bodies in the bridge holy shit
OOC: Amnestik: i acided two nuke ops' suits off and all i got was a lousy detomatics cartridge
OOC: Kevinz000: >Shaps
OOC: Kevinz000: >Shaps got grenaded
OOC: Shaps: Fucking at least drag them to medbay
OOC: Kevinz000: >I survived, had a kill and assist count of ~4 :^)
OOC: Aloraydrel: >Mekhi loots the cmo and ignores the dead bodies in bridge
OOC: Aloraydrel: :^)
OOC: MCTheWiz: How do you acid with new chems?
OOC: Retrokinesis: I had a -2:7 K;D ratio, scrubs
OOC: Aloraydrel: ebin
OOC: Kevinz000: I took the internals box
OOC: Kevinz000: I had to
OOC: Amnestik: i had an accuracy rating of 24%
OOC: Odisey: What happened? I was in my lab, irradiating monkeys and then suddenly the corpses are piling up and Im churning out clones like a factory
OOC: Kevinz000: To store my pistol ammo
OOC: MMMiracles: this is a feature
OOC: Kevinz000: Which I then stormed the ops with
OOC: Kevinz000: Sorry, some things are nessacary
OOC: Hanador: I opened a door it was neat.
OOC: Shaps: nuke ops
OOC: Aloraydrel: ebin
OOC: MMMiracles: disgusting yellow text forever and ever
OOC: Retrokinesis: Carp'sie loves you
OOC: Derigible: There aren't negatives in ratios silly
OOC: Aloraydrel: foam fix wen xD?
OOC: Deathhoof: i hope that for the first time in my life i roll wiz
OOC: Raickoz: > Mekhi help! > Caught them arming Nuke > Nuke ops loose
OOC: Aloraydrel: my new meme
OOC: LNGLY: i hope we get blebs
OOC: LNGLY: bleb for life
OOC: Hanador: Wiz is awesome.
OOC: Daman997: Carp'Sie told me at least I tried while I was disabled :^)
OOC: LNGLY: bleb forever
OOC: Odisey: I got a ways to go to become a better geneticist
Tip of the round: Various creatures can crawl through air vents by holding alt while left clicking them.
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, gang war, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
Jon Rude's Memories:

You are the Chief Engineer.
As the Chief Engineer you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
Captainship not forced on anyone.
Welcome to Central Central City 74, enjoy your stay!
OOC: Retrokinesis: Carp'sie defies math. I can put ratios wherever I want.
OOC: Neapher: So how is it with Anus hosting now? Better than SoS?
You have a talisman in your backpack, one that will help you start the cult on this station. Use it well and remember - there are others.
You are a member of the cult!
Objective #1: Summon Nar-Sie via the use of the appropriate rune (Hell join self). It will only work if nine cultists stand on and around it.
Objective #2: Sacrifice Dawson Coates, the Security Officer. You will need the sacrifice rune (Hell blood join) and three acolytes to do so.
The Geometer of Blood grants you the knowledge to sacrifice non-believers. (Hell Blood Join)
You remember something from the dark teachings of your master... geeri is blood...
Black blood oozes into your vision and forms into symbols... ego is join...
Black blood oozes into your vision and forms into symbols... mgar is self...
You hear a dark voice on the wind... balaq is Hell...
Attention:
Captain Jasper Bicknell on deck!

[Common] Aniel states, "Jasper Bicknell has signed up as Captain."
OOC: Shaps: as long as you clone people and don't give everyone tourettes, you'll do fine
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Phoebe Lotsu has signed up as Chief Medical Officer."
You put the ID into PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
[Command] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Hey heads, CMO here"
[Command] C.A.R.P. declares, "Beep!"
OOC: Odisey: Pretty sure I let someone leave without treating their retardation
Jon Rude knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Hi Phoebe"
Jon Rude says, "Hey."
[Command] Luke Cox says, "HoS here"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Donovan Mcloan has signed up as Janitor."
Frank Weast says, "Hello"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Roy Prevatt has signed up as Janitor."
Jon Rude has unlocked the locker.
OOC: Shaps: Brain damage isn't really a big deal, it doesn't impair them in any way other than gibbering
Poly turns and flies towards the bruise pack.
Poly grabs the bruise pack!
OOC: Kevinz000: Say that to a scientist
You toggle the goggles scanning mode to [T-Ray].
You toggle the goggles scanning mode to [Meson].
You toggle the goggles scanning mode to [T-Ray].
You toggle the goggles scanning mode to [Meson].
OOC: Shaps: scientists are all retarded to start with
[Common] Hailee Wright says, "Hi ai"
Central Command Update


Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

You disable your suit's remote sensing equipment.
OOC: Skorvold: Reminder to report grief before the round ends
OOC: Kevinz000: Minus me
[Common] Hailee Wright asks, "AI am I pretty?"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "You are not a space carp."
OOC: Kevinz000: pls i can max r&d in 30 minutes flat
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "AI, please let me in your chamber to play you the songs of my people"
Omap Kahokoe puts the ÿRobust packet into the satchel.
OOC: Raickoz: Wot
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "You are also not a space carp."
You remove the ID from the PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer).
OOC: Raickoz: Thats with competent mining
OOC: Sirnat: Man, I cant get the guides up on the forums.. Keeps saying cant reach page, on any TG page
OOC: Kevinz000: Excluding illegal/biotech
[Common] Glareus Malareus asks, "CARP will i ever find true love?"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "Hi carp"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Only if you become a space carp."
[Engineering] Poly says, "OH GOD ITS FREE CALL THE SHUTTLE"
You put the ID into PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
[Common] C.A.R.P. queries, "Mekhi detected. Do you desire directions to the nearest table?"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "You heard him Xenobio get to work figuring out how to make me a space carp"
[Engineering] Alexander Blaine says, "PA ready to go."
Jon Rude says, "Hey"
Jacket knocks on the reinforced window.
[Engineering] Glareus Malareus asks, "Field coming online. did someone set smes?"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
 That's a paper.
It is a tiny item.
 That's a floor.
*---------*
This is  Unknown!
He is wearing  some jeans.
He is wearing  a chicken suit head on his head.
He is wearing  a bomber jacket.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He has  PDA-Jacket (Mime) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
*---------*
[Common] Trespasser says, "AI open"
Blast here what's happenin'
[Command] Jon Rude says, "Don't give mime maint"
Jon Rude says, "Don't give mime maint"
Attention:
Reminder: space carp are the future!

[Command] Jon Rude says, "Actually, go ahead."
Jon Rude says, "Actually, go ahead."
[Common] Trespasser says, "AI open"
[Engineering] Alexander Blaine says, "Setting SMES"
[Common] Omap Kahokoe says, "I smoke Carp Classic because that's a real man's cig"
Jon Rude knocks on the reinforced window.
Jon Rude knocks on the reinforced window.
[Engineering] Jon Rude says, "Do good boyo."
Jon Rude says, "Do good boyo."
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "You are a wise unit."
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "AI please open my way to your chamber so I may gnash at things"
Unknown nods
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "You are not a space carp, silly. You cannot gnash."
You remove the ID from the PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer).
Yuno Kasawagi has thrown the paper.
Jon Rude asks, "Can you give me all access?"
*---------*
This is  Jon Rude!
He is wearing  a chief engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a hard hat on his head.
He has  an industrial satchel on his back.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some brown shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  Engineering Scanner Goggles covering his eyes.
He has  ÿthe chief engineer's headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer).
*---------*
[Engineering] Alexander Blaine says, "SMES ready."
Jon Rude coughs!
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "I identify as a space carpkin, stop being so ableist"
Were are we meeting
[Engineering] Glareus Malareus says, "PA online"
Luke Cox says, "Come on, not THAT slow of a day"
[Common] Jasper Bicknell exclaims, "That's not a real disability!"
We got mining.
[Common] Olorin McKellen exclaims, "Opression!"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Space carp are enlightened beings."
OOC: Novaray: oh god, I farted and smells sooo bad
OOC: Daman997: ok
OOC: EchoFade: thanks for that bae
Luke Cox says, "Go beat up some assistants"
OOC: Laferioo: aight bruh light a candle
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Starts-the-Fire has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
all of mining converted working on techs now.
Jon Rude says, "Thanks"
You put the ID into PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
Jon Rude says, "Clown"
Trespasser says, "Hello"
Jon Rude's flash emits a blinding light!
Jon Rude's flash emits a blinding light!
Trespasser says, "Aw"
You extend the baton.
[Engineering] Glareus Malareus says, "Good to go on singulo"
Jon Rude has knocked down Trespasser with the telescopic baton!
Trespasser says, "The captain let me in here"
Jon Rude has knocked down Trespasser with the telescopic baton!
Trespasser says, "Rude"
You collapse the baton.
You extend the baton.
Jon Rude has knocked down Trespasser with the telescopic baton!
OOC: Swankcookie: what say hey!
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Johnson Fitzwell has signed up as Cook."
Jon Rude has knocked down Trespasser with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Trespasser says, "Help"
Trespasser says, "Help"
[Common] Trespasser says, "CE abusing me"
You collapse the baton.
[Common] Trespasser says, "AI open"
You put the telescopic baton into the secure briefcase.
[Common] Johnson Fitzwell says, "CE ISN'T ABUSING YOU HARD ENOUGH IF YOU CAN CALL FOR HELP"
[Common] Jasper Bicknell says, "I don't blame you, CE."
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Negative. Youy will be abused again if I do."
You put the telescopic baton into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Dawson Coates says, "CE CEASE AND DESIST IN THE NAME OF THE LAW"
[Common] Trespasser says, "AI open"
[Common] Jon Rude says, "Please no."
Jon Rude says, "Please no."
[Common] Jon Rude says, "Clown stay off the bridge."
Jon Rude says, "Clown stay off the bridge."
Jon Rude says, "Forfucksake."
[Common] Arthur Draudy asks, "You alright Candace?"
Trespasser puts the donut box into the secure briefcase.
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Noneharmfully taze the clown's nipples until he collapses."
Jon Rude says, "I don't have time for this."
Jasper Bicknell says, "FIRST COME FIRST SERVE CE"
You are not holding anything to equip.
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "AI please open this door"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "CARP open this door please"
Jon Rude knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Negative. Please vacate my core."
[Common] Freddy Castiglioni says, "H what does spacicylin do"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer).
Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
sssssssssssssssssssssUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSSSSeeeeeeeeNNNNNNNNSsssssssssssOOOOOOOOrs

[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "But captain let me in here"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Thanks CARP"
So who all do we have? What is our current course of action?
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "This is a restricted area meant only for space carp."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Spaceacyllin is used to prevent diseases"
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "Look AI, I can't gnash at you if I'm not there"
ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Sec to desk please"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "You are not a space carp. Your feeble attempts at gnashing would only make me sad."
You put the ID into PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "Stop opressing me"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Negative."
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Opression module online."
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "CARP do we have a warden"
[Common] George Foreman says, "Sec too sec desk"
cargo and mining completely ours. get transferred if you want I'm going to lure people in to cargo.
[Common] George Foreman asks, "Is anyone in the brig?"
[Common] Trespasser says, "AI open"
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "No warden detected."
You converted Cargo already?
D.O.R.F honks!
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Peter Vandalmar unbuckled themselves!
You put the paper into the industrial satchel.
Jon Rude whispers, "N`ath reth sh'yro eth d'raggathnor!"
You are blinded by the flash of red light! After you're able to see again, you see that now instead of the rune there's a book.
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Carp open please"
Peter Vandalmar whispers something.
Peter Vandalmar whispers something.
many of us started here and some transferred.
You know, we could break onto the gulag, just in case
Jon Rude has hit the reinforced window with the arcane tome.
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Thank you CARP"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Peter Vandalmar buckles themselves to the chair.
Peter Vandalmar says, "Well CE"
Peter Vandalmar says, "Lets throw a mining party"
Jon Rude whispers, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Jon Rude whispers, "What words do we have?"
What words do we have?
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
Peter Vandalmar asks, "Whaddaya say?"
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
Jon Rude says, "Yeah baby."
Peter Vandalmar says, "We can invite all the engineers"
Jon Rude says, "Sounds like a plan"
Peter Vandalmar says, "And shut off comms."
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
Peter Vandalmar winks.
Jon Rude says, "Here"
Peter Vandalmar unbuckled themselves!
Jon Rude says, "Take an all access."
Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I can do research."
[Common] C.A.R.P. states, "Station has signed up as Cook."
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Exit please CARP and entry for the Janitor too please"
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Thank you CARP"
[Common] Trespasser says, "AI open"
[Common] Donovan Mcloan says, "AI, please open"
You decide against scribing a rune, perhaps you should take this time to study your notes.
Marshall Jowers says, "Ayy"
Jon Rude says, "Alright"
Jon Rude says, "Yo"
Marshall Jowers asks, "Any new words?"
Jon Rude whispers, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Jon Rude whispers, "Anyone have extra words?"
Anyone have extra words?
Jon Rude says, "Not that I know of."
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Glareus Malareus says, "Janitor it's name is CARP"
You put the paper into the industrial satchel.
 That's a paper.
It is a tiny item.
Shuttle received message and will be sent shortly.
Jon Rude says, "Hey"
Jon Rude says, "Let's go get the other heads of staff"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Beepy has brought a carp plushie to my core."
Jon Rude asks, "Yeah?"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Rejoice./"
[Engineering] Alexander Blaine says, "Testing, testing."
OOC: Iamgoofball: http://i.imgur.com/yD62UUI.jpg?1
[Engineering] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Sup"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Al Eisen buckles themselves to the chair.
Shuttle received message and will be sent shortly.
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
Al Eisen unbuckled themselves!
Karazet is technology
You do not have enough space to write a proper rune.
[Common] George Bashline (Chapl) says, "I won that plush! Enjoy, AI."
You do not have enough space to write a proper rune.
Al Eisen starts clawing at his arms like a mad man!
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
Al Eisen paints strange symbols with their own blood
Al Eisen exclaims, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Al Eisen asks, "Hey guys, so does this makes us Cargo Cult?"
Hey guys, so does this makes us Cargo Cult?
Jon Rude says, "Let's go to HoP office and get people."
 That's Glass of welder fuel.
Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
It contains:
15 units of Welding fuel
It is a tiny item.
Al Eisen examines himself.
newscaster blares, "Breaking news from Space Carp Watch!!"
We need one cultust to library please
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
Jon Rude has thrown Glass of welder fuel.
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "You are a friend to space carp everywhere, chaplain."
[Common] Arthur Draudy (MD) exclaims, "CULT!"
[Engineering] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "Testing again"
Spark Excitron says, "So I'm not exactly sure how to make mannitol pills."
Marc Kaur says, "Oh"
[Engineering] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Check"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "BARTENDER, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERVING"
Who fucked up?
Roy Prevatt gasps!
[Common] Starts-the-Fire (Atmos) hisses, "Cult in library"
Nathan Ward applies the medical gauze on Roy Prevatt.
You add the beaker to the machine!
I've been- Whomever is in the library fucked up.
Logetent Hawatiki says, "One of you guys, come here a sec."
Roy Prevatt gasps!
Nathan Ward has analyzed Roy Prevatt's vitals.
Roy Prevatt gasps!
Freddy Castiglioni applies the bruise pack on Roy Prevatt.
[Common] George Bashline (Chapl) says, "Rolf Harris and Lear Ponedos"
Dawson Coates says, "Yup"
 That's a blood-stained rune!
A strange collection of symbols drawn in blood.
This spell circle reads: balaq geeri ego.
I am just on the asteroid reasearching
You put PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer) into the industrial satchel.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "SUPRES RELIGION NOW!" sign.
Erika Teach asks, "BUT THEN yOU SET ON FIRE, YES?"
*---------*
This is  Lights-The-Flame!
She is wearing  a roboticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a labcoat.
She has  a backpack on her back.
She has  some latex gloves on her hands.
She has  a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing  some black shoes on her feet.
She has  a science radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Lights-The-Flame (Roboticist).
*---------*
Trespasser slurs, "Yech"
Unknown has splashed Lights-The-Flame with something!
You switch the welding tool on.
Carp-o-tunnel begins to clean Pun Pun with the soap.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "SUPRES RELIGION NOW!" sign.
Unknown has attacked Lights-The-Flame in the chest with the welding tool!
Starts-the-Fire waves around "SUPRES RELIGION NOW!" sign.
You switch the welding tool off.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "SUPRES RELIGION NOW!" sign.
You stop, drop, and roll!
Starts-the-Fire waves around "SUPRES RELIGION NOW!" sign.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "SUPRES RELIGION NOW!" sign.
You stop, drop, and roll!
Starts-the-Fire rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
You extinguish yourself.
Starts-the-Fire has successfully extinguished themselves!
Hailee Wright shakes Starts-the-Fire trying to get him up!
Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Yeah"
Lights-The-Flame hisses, "The CE ssset me on fire"
You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
[Common] Donovan Mcloan (Jan-r) says, "The EVA back door apears to have been open"
[Common] Hailee Wright (Lib-n) asks, "Who could have done such a thing?"
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
You put the gas mask into the industrial satchel.
You put the hard hat into the industrial satchel.
Jatkaa is see.
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "HoP to office please"
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "CARP open atmo maint access please"
You put the engineer's jumpsuit into the industrial satchel.
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Ted Sheckler has signed up as Scientist."
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Atmospherics.


[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "And this one too CARP please"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Badknees Cagney has signed up as Warden."
Jon Rude has unlocked the locker.
[Common] Peter Vandalmar (QM) slurs, "Wel'ppp I'm beinnng arrechte'd."
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) asks, "Is the HoP not fucking in at all?"
[Common] Lorenzo Sulyard (Atmos) says, "The anaomaly is in the bottom part of atmos"
Jon Rude says, "Hey"
Jon Rude asks, "Can you open crates in cargo?"
[Common] George Bashline (Chapl) says, "Cult at Cargo"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Aden Mcclymonds has signed up as Scientist."
I might have been wrong.
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
About those.
[Common] Lorenzo Sulyard (Atmos) says, "Some asshole engineer took the analyser in here"
Poly grabs the earmuffs!
Friggin' changing stuff.
Jon Rude says, "Hey"
[Common] Arthur Draudy (MD) says, "There's still a blood rune in the library..."
Jon Rude asks, "Can you help me out?"
Jon Rude says, "Building a strip club."
[Common] Badknees Cagney (Ward) says, "A.I. - Door, lease."
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "IS THE HOP NOT HERE AT ALL"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WANT SOME ACCESS"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Van Skorvold has signed up as Lawyer."
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "You are not on cameras, warden."
Trespasser says, "How is it"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "HOP TO YOUR OFFICE PLEASE"
Ire is destroy
You put the intelliCard into the industrial satchel.
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Lady Ari has signed up as Cargo Technician."
You put the extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank into the industrial satchel.
You put the flash into the industrial satchel.
NEvermind!
I'm right.
You put the hard hat into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Exit please out maint CARP"
You engage the helmet on the hardsuit.
[Common] Van Skorvold (Law) says, "Car-goooo"
You are now running on internals from the the extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank in your left pocket.
[Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) asks, "HoP, you okay?"
[Common] Van Skorvold (Law) asks, "Can I have some cardboard?"
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Thank you very much CARP"
You decide against scribing a rune, perhaps you should take this time to study your notes.
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Lights-The-Flame (Robo) hisses, "Ai? Open thisss door, pleassse."
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Khloe Alice has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
 That's a power storage unit.
A high-capacity superconducting magnetic energy storage (SMES) unit.
[Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "HoP, respond please"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "HoP TO OFFICE"
[Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "Clown to science"
 That's some solid plasma.
They are a normal-sized item.
There is 1 plasma sheet in the stack.
[Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "We have an emergency, we're short on clowning"
[Common] Lights-The-Flame (Robo) hisses, "Thank you AI"
[Common] Khloe Alice (Atmos) says, "Hop is at thier desk, dude"
[Common] Lights-The-Flame (Robo) hisses, "Alssso, why isss the power ssslowly- oh"
[Common] George Foreman (Sci) says, "CLOWN TO SCIENCE"
[Common] Lights-The-Flame (Robo) hisses, "Wait, nevermind, it'sss back"
[Common] George Foreman (Sci) says, "WE HAVE NEW TECH FOR YOU"
[Common] Trespasser (Clown) slurs, "Comi'ng"
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Construction Area.


Jon Rude has thrown the solid plasma.
Jon Rude whispers, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Jon Rude whispers, "AI knows CE is a shit."
AI knows CE is a shit.
Jon Rude whispers, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Jon Rude whispers, "RIP me"
RIP me
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Connor Hawker has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "BARTENDER"
You enable the mag-pulse traction system.
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Jebediah Kerman has signed up as Cargo Technician."
There's already a cable at that position.
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) exclaims, "The anonomally is not here!"
[Common] Trespasser (Clown) slurs, "KAARP, let me out"
Attention:
Reminder that everything is perfectly fine and that space carp are adorable!

[Common] Trespasser (Clown) slurs, "Im bleedinnnggg"
There's already a cable at that position.
[Common] Khloe Alice (Atmos) says, "Medic to hop office"
Jon Rude cuts the cable.
You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
[Common] Khloe Alice (Atmos) says, "The HoP is dying"
Okay! Everything I said about what is what and the note stuff has been true. Just tested it. COME TO MINING FOR STUN PAPERS! (need to provide your own paper)
[Common] Khloe Alice (Atmos) says, "Jesus christ"
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) yells, "QUICK SOMEONE SIGNAL 99:121.3!!!"
There's already a cable at that position.
There's already a cable at that position.
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) yells, "HURRY!!!"
[Engineering] Jon Rude (CE) says, "Solars are wired."
Jon Rude says, "Solars are wired."
Jon Rude has thrown the cable piece.
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "GOD DAMN IT SCIENCE"
The mouse shakes
[Common] Hailee Wright (Lib-n) says, "Did it work"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Fergus Vael has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) yells, "WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO SIGNNAL IT?!!!"
[Common] Donovan Mcloan (Jan-r) asks, "Carp, could you let me in to deal with the blood?"
[Common] Hailee Wright (Lib-n) says, "I did signal it but that wasn't much notice"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "User alert: minor hull damage in aft primary hallway."
The oxygen deprivation treatment kit is full, make some space.
[Common] George Foreman (Sci) says, "I did"
The oxygen deprivation treatment kit is full, make some space.
You put the arcane tome into the industrial satchel.
Jon Rude has thrown the salbutamol pill (30u).
Jon Rude has thrown the salbutamol pill (30u).
You put the paper into the oxygen deprivation treatment kit.
You put the arcane tome into the oxygen deprivation treatment kit.
You are no longer running on internals.
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "CARP please open the way to xenobio"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) asks, "You can't signal 121.3 though?"
 Squeek!
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "The signaller only goes down to like 144"
Glareus Malareus says, "Open a pen"
Glareus Malareus says, "Quick"
Jon Rude says, "Sup guys."
[Common] Jebediah Kerman (Cargo) says, "It most definitely goes to 121.3"
Jon Rude asks, "How goes the slime?"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "Won't for me"
Glareus Malareus exclaims, "Get a pen opne!"
The monkey cube expands!
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "Not with this Generic Signaler shit"
Glareus Malareus says, "Open a pen"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Kor Phaeron has signed up as Lawyer."
Jon Rude has grabbed the monkey (212) passively!
Jon Rude starts putting the monkey (212) into the disposal unit.
Candace Baxter says, "Oh nice"
Jon Rude says, "A red one. Coo.."
grey baby slime (876) chirps, "Blorble..."
Glareus Malareus says, "It came out of the annomally"
[Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Thank you for the help CARP"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "Beep!"
 That's Message - Cargo Bay.
It is a tiny item.
Nahlizet is travel.
D.O.R.F queries, "Battery upgrades?"
Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
Just a quick reminder for those of you who have changed clothes since the beginning of the shift or something to enable your suit sensors again! Remember, the best weapon against cults is suit sensors!

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
 Squeek!
[Common] Erika Teach (Bar) exclaims, "Come to the Drunk Carp to refuel! It's technically alcohol!"
 Squeek!
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Space carp, drunk are otherwise, are adorable."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) yells, "STOP DRINKING THE FUCKING WELDING FUEL AND CRYING TO MEDBAY WHEN YOUR ORGANS SHUT DOWN!!"
[Common] Van Skorvold (Law) slurs, "UUUEGHH"
[Common] Van Skorvold (Law) slurs, "HELP chEC"
[Common] Van Skorvold (Law) says, "NOO"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... happiness ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... a loved one ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... a security officer ...
... a catastrophe ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your prayers have been received by the gods.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... a gun ...
You hear the voice of Doctor Christ in your head... OY VEY YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME GOYIM!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Is there anyone left?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Am I the last?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... a hat ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... melons ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Carp-o-tunnel states, "Hold on what the hell is going on"
Kor Phaeron puts the box into the backpack.
Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I wasss going to upgrade you"
Jon Rude exclaims, "Oy Vey!"
Lights-The-Flame asks, "...But that?"
Kor Phaeron says, "Oy vey indeed"
Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I dunno about that"
Kor Phaeron asks, "You okay?"
Lights-The-Flame asks, "Did you not do it?"
Jon Rude says, "I think I lost my contacts. Oh no, that was expensive."
Kor Phaeron asks, "I think you're getting arrested, you need a lawyer?"
Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Welp"
Kor Phaeron puts the emergency oxygen tank into the backpack.
Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Sssorry man"
Jon Rude says, "I'm not getting arrested, I didn't do anything."
Jon Rude exclaims, "Shut it down!"
[Common] Badknees Cagney (Ward) says, "CHAPLAIN COME BACK"
Kor Phaeron puts the breath mask into the backpack.
[Engineering] Lorenzo Sulyard (Atmos) asks, "Ai could you please overload the lighting circuitry in atmos?"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Muler Smith has signed up as Botanist."
Kor Phaeron says, "Well the AI is coming"
Omap Kahokoe holds the cheap lighter out for Logetent Hawatiki, and lights the cigarette.
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "WARNING: atmos mix tank full of plasma."
Freddy Castiglioni screams!
[Engineering] Lorenzo Sulyard (Atmos) says, "Indeed, im running a burn mix to the engine"
Jon Rude says, "Actually, you're a lawyer right?>"
You hug Kor Phaeron to make him feel better!
[Common] Muler Smith (Hydro) says, "I want to breathe in some plasma, no problem"
Arthur Draudy knocks on the reinforced window.
Jon Rude asks, "Can you sue the goyim that did that to me?"
Kor Phaeron exclaims, "Yeah!"
Kor Phaeron asks, "Who was it?"
[Common] Trespasser (Clown) stammers, "W-W-Wh-h-ho is-s c-cult-t in-n sc-cien-nce?"
Phoebe Lotsu has knocked down Lear Ponedos with the telescopic baton!
[Engineering] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "That would disable all lights in atmospherics."
Jon Rude says, "Some punk wearing a yellow jumpsuit."
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Oops"
Jon Rude says, "Didn't see a name."
Lear Ponedos has disarmed Kor Phaeron!
Dawson Coates has stunned Rolf Harris with the stunbaton!
[Common] Van Skorvold (Law) says, "JANITOR"
[Engineering] Lorenzo Sulyard (Atmos) says, "Yes but more importently it would light the burn mix"
Fergus Vael asks, "What was that?"
Jon Rude exclaims, "Get that goyim!"
[Common] Van Skorvold (Law) says, "GIVE ME MY SIGN BACK"
You apply Styptic Powder (20u) patch.
You feel your wounds knitting back together!
Jon Rude screams!
*---------*
This is  Jon Rude!
He is wearing  an advanced hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing  an advanced hardsuit.
He has  an industrial satchel on his back.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  PDA-Jon Rude (Chief Engineer).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Freddy Castiglioni asks, "How did you grab them so fast?"
[Common] Khloe Alice (Atmos) says, "Yo HoS tell your warden Im fucking implanted"
Nathan Ward has analyzed Jon Rude's vitals.
Jon Rude has analyzed Jon Rude's vitals.
Analyzing Results for Jon Rude:
Overall Status: 86% healthy
Species: Human
Damage Specifics: 0-0-14-0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burn/Brute
Body Temperature: 36.9998°C (98.5997°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
Chest: 11-0
Right arm: 3-0
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
Blood Level Normal: 100% 560cl. Type: AB+
You put the health analyzer into the oxygen deprivation treatment kit.
Nathan Ward says, "I could have healed you sir"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) asks, "Shouldn't he know with his sunglasses?"
Phoebe Lotsu puts the syringe gun into the medical satchel.
Nathan Ward has analyzed Jon Rude's vitals.
Nathan Ward puts the health analyzer into the medical belt.
Jon Rude says, "It's a small burn."
Jon Rude says, "I'll be alright."
Jon Rude smiles.
[Common] Khloe Alice (Atmos) says, "He's a fucking tard who couldnt even flash a prisoner in a jail cell earlier"
Jon Rude says, "Move along goyim."
Nathan Ward says, "Alright, take a medkit with you"
You apply the burn patch.
You feel your burns healing!
Jon Rude screams!
You put the burn patch into the burn treatment kit.
You put the burn treatment kit into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "HoP TO YOUR OFFICE"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "NOW"
Muler Smith examines himself.
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "REEEEEEEE"
*---------*
This is  Yuno Kasawagi!
She is wearing  a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of personnel's cap on her head.
She has  a backpack on her back.
She has  PDA-Yuno Kasawagi (Head of Personnel) about her waist.
She is wearing  some brown shoes on her feet.
She has  a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has  ÿthe head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing  Yuno Kasawagi's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
*---------*
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Flirts-with-Ladies has signed up as Security Officer."
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
Starts-the-Fire hisses, "Now if itsss on you...."
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
You feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
Jon Rude has thrown Glass of welder fuel.
Yuno Kasawagi has been hit by Glass of welder fuel.
 That's a shot of... what?.
You can't really tell what's in the glass.
It contains:
10 units of Welding fuel
It is a tiny item.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "GOD HATES RELIGION!!!" sign.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "GOD HATES RELIGION!!!" sign.
You disengage the helmet on the hardsuit.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "GOD HATES RELIGION!!!" sign.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "GOD HATES RELIGION!!!" sign.
 That's a floor.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "GOD HATES RELIGION!!!" sign.
 That's a floor.
Starts-the-Fire waves around "GOD HATES RELIGION!!!" sign.
 That's a floor.
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "HOP TO YOUR OFFICE"
 That's a floor.
 That's a floor.
 That's a floor.
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "WE NEED ACCESS"
Omap Kahokoe has thrown the burnt match.
Erika Teach has been hit by the burnt match.
Muler Smith says, "Will I explode if I drop a match into a glass"
*---------*
This is  Starts-the-Fire!
He is wearing  an atmospheric technician's firefighting helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a firesuit.
He is carrying  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his firesuit.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  GOD HATES RELIGION!!! sign in his right hand.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  PDA-Starts-the-Fire (Atmospheric Technician).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "WE WANT ACCESS"
*---------*
This is  Yuno Kasawagi!
She is wearing  a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of personnel's cap on her head.
She has  a backpack on her back.
She has  PDA-Yuno Kasawagi (Head of Personnel) about her waist.
She is wearing  some brown shoes on her feet.
She has  a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has  ÿthe head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing  Yuno Kasawagi's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
*---------*
Yuno Kasawagi asks, "Can i get 2 black russians?"
Omap Kahokoe says, "I wish"
Arthur Davis says, "Try it"
 That's Glass of welder fuel.
Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
It contains:
20 units of Welding fuel
It is a tiny item.
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
Omap Kahokoe says, "Barkeep. I need a full bottle of booze"
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
You feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Arthur Davis.
Donovan Mcloan presses the big red button.
[Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "Can the hos apologize for shooting me in the chest it was very rude"
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Arthur Davis.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
You attempt to feed Glass of welder fuel to Arthur Davis.
Jon Rude has thrown Glass of welder fuel.
Arthur Davis has been hit by Glass of welder fuel.
Muler Smith says, "Alright I'l..."
Arthur Davis says, "BOOM"
Jon Rude says, "Shit"
Muler Smith says, "Oh"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Omap Kahokoe starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Starts-the-Fire has thrown the improvised firebomb.
Bar Door was hit by the improvised firebomb.
Omap Kahokoe climbs onto the reinforced table.
Jon Rude says, "I've got work."
[Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "I was humiliated"
Arthur Davis says, "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM"
Starts-the-Fire has thrown the improvised firebomb.
Bar Door was hit by the improvised firebomb.
Donovan Mcloan stammers, "H-Hah-h-h"
Omap Kahokoe starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) asks, "Ai what the fuck just happend?"
Omap Kahokoe climbs onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Muler Smith (Hydro) says, "Starts-The-Fire is throwing firebombs holy shit"
Omap Kahokoe exclaims, "HEy!"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "HOP TO YOUR OFFICE"
PM to-Admins: is mass destruction to cause panic as cult acceptable?
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "REEEEEEEEEEE"
Muler Smith attempted to disarm Starts-the-Fire!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Skorvold: Define mass destruction.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Engineering] Poly (Unkno) exclaims, "Wire the solars, you lazy bums!"
[Common] Arthur Davis (Hydro) says, "Hop is at the bar taking shots"
PM to-Admins: Large scale fires.
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Law 2 request.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Luke Cox fires the hybrid taser!
[Command] Alexander Blaine (CE) asks, "Captain?"
George Foreman is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Ted Sheckler says, "Not much"
Luke Cox puts the hybrid taser into the security backpack.
Jon Rude says, "FUCK YOU"
Luke Cox is trying to put zipties on George Foreman!
Jon Rude says, "THAT'S THE GUY"
George Foreman slurs, "What?!!!"
Ted Sheckler points to Luke Cox
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Skorvold: No. You could harm fellow cultists.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
George Foreman slurs, "Wh'aaattt the 'fuck!"
[Command] Alexander Blaine (CE) asks, "Command?"
Jon Rude says, "WHO KNOCKED ME OUT"
[Common] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "RECALL THE SHUTTLE"
[Common] Delta (Secur) states, "MEHKI"
George Foreman exclaims, "What!"
[Common] Delta (Secur) states, "HELP"
[Common] Delta (Secur) states, "BELOW HYDRO"
[Common] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) asks, "I Almost died in there so how about no?"
Trespasser stammers, "S-So"
Ted Sheckler says, "Rude"
Trespasser stammers, "S-S-Scien-nce is-s f-f-f-fuc-c-ck-ked-d?"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) asks, "You don't want to work in your fucking office?"
Jon Rude says, "Science is tickled."
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Jon Rude says, "I'm going in to do atmos shit."
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "It's the place you have to WORK in"
Trespasser stammers, "Let-ts-s-s fuc-ckin-ng r-raid-d it-t?"
[Common] Flirts-with-Ladies (Sec) hisses, "En route Delta"
Jon Rude exclaims, "Yeah!"
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
The ÿcorgi growls!
the ÿcorgi stops moving...
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
*---------*
This is  Ted Sheckler!
He is wearing  a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a white cap on his head.
He is wearing  a scientist labcoat.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit premium cigar on his face.
He has  a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Ted Sheckler (Scientist).
*---------*
OOC: Shad0vvs: FRI DAY NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT
[Common] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) exclaims, "Not when I die in there!"
Jon Rude says, "Keep walking Ted."
[Common] Jim Shi (D-tiv) says, "HOP, to your office."
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Uriel Sutton has signed up as Security Officer."
Jon Rude kicks the ÿcorgi!
Jon Rude has grabbed the ÿcorgi passively!
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Ronald Jerome has signed up as Security Officer."
Jon Rude has grabbed the ÿcorgi aggressively (now hands)!
Ted Sheckler cries.
Jon Rude has thrown the ÿcorgi.
Ted Sheckler says, "Clown"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "HoP needed at office"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "ASAP"
Ted Sheckler says, "Beware the no2"
Trespasser stammers, "Y-Y-Y-Yeah-h?"
Trespasser stammers, "Y-Yeah-h"
[Common] Khloe Alice (Atmos) says, "Yo Sec you should probably implant the people youre deconning since theyre just running back to their friends to get re-culted"
[Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "HOP"
Ted Sheckler points to the floor
[Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "QUIT DRINKING WELDING FUEL"
You unlock the Air Alarm interface.
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Bill Bailey has signed up as Geneticist."
[Common] Flirts-with-Ladies (Sec) hisses, "You know it'sss bad when the head of sssec isss wearing hisss oxygen tank on hisss belt"
Jon Rude (as Unknown) says, "AI FUCK OFF"
Ted Sheckler says, "How rude"
You are now running on internals from the the extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank in your left pocket.
[Command] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) says, "Some jackhole force fed it to me when i passed out"
[Common] Frank Weast (Engi) says, "Fug it, tell me whenever that lazy HoP is in their damn office."
Trespasser stammers, "S-sup-p"
Ted Sheckler says, "Where are your space manners"
You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Law 2 request!

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


[Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Ah, well alright then"
[Common] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "RECALL"
Jon Rude's flash emits a blinding light!
You put the flash into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "Can the hos stop attacking me please its really a drag"
[Common] Trespasser (Clown) stammers, "R-RUE!"
[Common] Jim Shi (D-tiv) exclaims, "AI! Let me out!"
Luke Cox fires the hybrid taser!
Your armor softens the blow!
Jon Rude is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Luke Cox coughs!
Ted Sheckler dry heaves!
Trespasser laughs.
Jon Rude slurs, "HEEY"
[Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "I can only breathe so much of this red gas in"
Luke Cox fires the hybrid taser!
Delta is hit by an electrode in the chest!
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "Janiborg has saved the bartender. Rejoice!"
Ted Sheckler gasps!
Jon Rude slurs, "I'mmm 'cleaning tthhhe ahir"
Jon Rude slurs, "Geet the fu'ck' ooo't oof heree."
Trespasser stammers, "T-T-T-The C-CE was f-f-fix-xin-ng-g t-th-he at-tm-mos s-shi"
[Common] Lorenzo Sulyard (Atmos) says, "Shuttle ping pong!4"
[Command] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "AI, stop calling shuttle."
Luke Cox is trying to put handcuffs on Jon Rude!
Trespasser giggles.
Luke Cox fires the hybrid taser!
Your armor softens the blow!
Jon Rude is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Jon Rude slurs, "III'm fixin'g ahahahtmos."
[Common] Arthur Draudy (MD) says, "AI locate Aden"
Trespasser laughs.
Luke Cox is trying to put handcuffs on Jon Rude!
Jon Rude slurs, "Achk thhe clowwwn..."
Delta fires the cyborg disabler!
Jon Rude is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Delta fires the cyborg disabler!
Jon Rude is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Delta fires the cyborg disabler!
Jon Rude is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
You're too exhausted to keep going...
Luke Cox dry heaves!
Trespasser gasps!
Jon Rude slurs, "Suuukk mmmy fuck."
Luke Cox says, "Borg"
You are not pulling anything.
Luke Cox says, "Take him in"
Trespasser laughs.
Jon Rude says, "Borg."
[Common] Trespasser (Clown) stammers, "AI S-STOP D-DR-R-RAININ-NG-G T-T-THE OX-XG-GEN"
Jon Rude says, "I'm fixing atmos"
[Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Ziggs Pippbottom has signed up as Research Director."
Jon Rude says, "I need to turn the panic syphon off"
Jon Rude says, "Or people will suffocate"
Jon Rude says, "Law 1"
Bridge Announcement:
Is this thing on?

*---------*
This is  Delta!
It is holding  a cyborg disabler.
Its cover is closed.
*---------*
You're restrained! You can't move!
[Common] Marshall Jowers (Miner) asks, "Ai, can you le tme in to grab that plasteel , please?"
Dawson Coates puts the hybrid taser into the satchel.
You're restrained! You can't move!
[Common] Donovan Mcloan (Jan-r) stammers, "N-N-N-No, it-t is-s n-not-t on-n"
Delta states, "AI has it"
Jon Rude exclaims, "BORG!"
[Common] Marshall Jowers (Miner) says, "Thank you AI"
Jon Rude says, "AI is a joke."
Alexander Blaine says, "I'm the CE."
[Common] Jim Shi (D-tiv) exclaims, "LET ME OUTOF THE MEETING ROOM!"
Jon Rude says, "I'm the CE"
Ronald Jerome says, "Borg"
Delta fires the cyborg disabler point blank at Jon Rude!
Jon Rude is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Jon Rude says, "You shit."
Delta fires the cyborg disabler point blank at Jon Rude!
Jon Rude is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
You're too exhausted to keep going...
[Common] Omap Kahokoe (Assnt) says, "ATTENTION CREW! I have a magical machine that creates CORGIS"
Ronald Jerome says, "Borg"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Everyone go"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Go"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Go"
Alexander Blaine says, "No, I'm the CE."
Jon Rude exclaims, "Help!"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "EVERYONE OG"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "EVERYONE GO"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "FUCK"
Alexander Blaine says, "Hey, other CE."
Starts-the-Fire hisses, "My ssstulf"
Ronald Jerome says, "Borg"
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's industrial satchel.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's Engineering Scanner Goggles.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's gas mask.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's ÿthe chief engineer's headset.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's advanced hardsuit.
Ronald Jerome says, "This guy was recalling"
Jon Rude says, "Okay, can you explain to me now"
Ronald Jerome says, "Not that CE"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Jon Rude's industrial satchel.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's advanced hardsuit.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's ÿthe chief engineer's headset.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's Engineering Scanner Goggles.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's gas mask.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's industrial satchel.
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Jon Rude's advanced hardsuit.
Jon Rude asks, "Why I'm being arrested for fixing atmos?"
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's advanced hardsuit.
Starts-the-Fire exclaims, "Get thessse culfsss off me!"
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's industrial satchel.
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's welding helmet.
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's gas mask.
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's Engineering Scanner Goggles.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's advanced magboots.
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's ÿthe chief engineer's headset.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's insulated gloves.
Delta tries to remove Jon Rude's toolbelt.
Alexander Blaine asks, "I'm being arrested for recalling a law 2 shuttle?"
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's insulated gloves.
You feel your left pocket being fumbled with!
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's toolbelt.
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's toolbelt.
Starts-the-Fire attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Delta states, "Mehki ordered his arrest"
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's PDA-Alexander Blaine (Chief Engineer).
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Alexander Blaine's PDA-Alexander Blaine (Chief Engineer).
Jon Rude says, "Because that would be helpful to know."
You're restrained! You can't move!
George Bashline says, "Keep 'em around and see if they come to their senses."
Alexander Blaine is buckled to the bed by Ronald Jerome!
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Alexander Blaine asks, "Why am I being arrested?"
Dawson Coates says, "Rolf needs and implant"
Starts-the-Fire manages to remove the handcuffs!
Trespasser knocks on the reinforced window.
Dawson Coates says, "An, even"
Trespasser says, "Captain"
Rolf Harris says, "Alice blows for 5 bucks"
Alexander Blaine says, "I'm the CE."
Dawson Coates says, "And maybe more water"
Trespasser asks, "Can I get a riot suit?"
Jon Rude says, "I was fixing the atmospherics in science and I was tased mid panic syphon."
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
Dawson Coates is trying to put handcuffs on Starts-the-Fire!
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the paper into the industrial satchel.
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
Alexander Blaine says, "Nice."
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Dawson Coates.
Dawson Coates fires the hybrid taser!
Starts-the-Fire is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Jon Rude says, "The air is unbreathable in there."
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) has grabbed Jon Rude passively!
Jon Rude exclaims, "What the hell?!"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Roud 3, fight!

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) has grabbed Jon Rude aggressively (now hands)!
Jon Rude exclaims, "STOP!"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) has reinforced his grip on Jon Rude (now neck)!
Jon Rude exclaims, "OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
[Common] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "RECALL"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) has thrown Jon Rude.
Jon Rude says, "HELP"
You feel sluggish.
PM to-Admins: Badknees Cagney just threw me into space without a word.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Candace Baxter gasps!
Phoebe Lotsu says, "NONE"
Uriel Sutton says, "YOu're an okay guy"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
Lear Ponedos stammers, "Uc-ck-k y-you c-cunt"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Phoebe Lotsu says, "PLEASE"
Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
Luke Cox asks, "So he's behind recalls?"
Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
Arthur Davis says, "Shit"
Erika Teach says, "Shut up and drink the fuel"
Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
Candace Baxter gasps!
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "What a fuckass."
Phoebe Lotsu says, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"
Yuno Kasawagi says, "Can I get a Black Russian? No fuel please."
Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel asks, "WHAT?"
(F) Al Eisen says, "Walk out of the airlock, greeted by a basilisk"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Rolf Harris stammers, "G-good-day s-sir-rs-s-s"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "Il-ll-l r-rape y-your-r f-fir-rs-st-t b-bor-rn-n-n c-ch-hil-ld-d"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Erika Teach says, "NO"
The monkey (153) jumps!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "I aint got children"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The monkey (939) coughs!
Lights-The-Flame giggles.
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) says, "Alexander whatever, yeah"
(F) Dawson Coates says, "Alexander whatever, yeah"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Braindead"
(F) Yuno Kasawagi exclaims, "I ORDER YOU!"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) says, "CE"
(F) Dawson Coates says, "CE"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Rolf Harris stammers, "I w-was raped-d"
 That's a floor.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Alexander Blaine."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Alexander Blaine."
 That's a floor.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Fuck it"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Erika Teach says, "K"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the box into the backpack.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "It'll be fine"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Doctor Doctor says, "Sorry about PunPin"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Just strap em to a bed"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "I see"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) [Security] Ronald Jerome (Sec) says, "Yeah caught him red handed"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Yeah caught him red handed"
BORK LESNAR laughs.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Rolf Harris stammers, "B-by-y-y-y... al-lic-ce..."
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Knew he was cult"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Knew he was cult"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Ziggs Pippbottom's handcuffs.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Hurry up"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "NOT IAN"
Trespasser has stunned Ziggs Pippbottom with the stunbaton!
*---------*
This is  Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)!
He is wearing  a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a warden's police hat on his head.
He is wearing  a warden's jacket.
He is carrying  a hybrid taser on his warden's jacket.
He has  a security satchel on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jasper Bicknell (Captain).
*---------*
Now following Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)
(F) Yuno Kasawagi says, "Thank you."
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "Jesus -UGH"
George Foreman giggles.
*---------*
This is  Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)!
He is wearing  a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a warden's police hat on his head.
He is wearing  a warden's jacket.
He is carrying  a hybrid taser on his warden's jacket.
He has  a security satchel on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jasper Bicknell (Captain).
*---------*
(F) Arthur Davis exclaims, "SHOTS!"
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) asks, "Anyone want some food from kitchen?"
(F) Nathan Ward asks, "Anyone want some food from kitchen?"
Trespasser puts the stunbaton into Giggles von Honkerton.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom asks, "Really?"
(F) Station says, "IT'S NOT HIM"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Thanks doc"
George Foreman giggles.
Ted Sheckler laughs.
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "NOT A CORGI"
-- Administrator private message --
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Click on the administrator's name to reply.
(F) Arthur Draudy says, "Yep"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom says, "You people are fucking trash"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "ARTHUR"
OOC: VonRidel: tes
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "WE SHOULD EAT WHO EVER KILLED IT"
Alexander Blaine manages to remove the handcuffs!
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "Brain dead"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Hmm, coffee liquer annnnnd"
(F) Trespasser says, "Eyy"
Trespasser hugs Lear Ponedos to make her feel better!
(F) Station exclaims, "Actually, I like that idea better!"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Hmmm"
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Better not recall it"
(F) Doctor Doctor says, "Welp! Back to the office"
Robotic Talk, Carp-o-tunnel states, "Wow"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "I'm doing it"
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
PM to-Admins: When was I confirmed? I never had any cult gear and I had an alibi for everything I did.
(F) Muler Smith says, "Holy shit I feel fucking awful"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "Eat shit"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "DONT YOU DARE START DRINKING MORE WELDING FUEL"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Okay"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "EVEROYNE LEAVE"
The ÿcorgi shivers.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Before I do thisss"
Robotic Talk, C.A.R.P. queries, "Beep?"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "GET HTE FUCK OUT"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "I'm-m head-din-ng-g b-b-bac-c-c-ck-k t-to m-my-y c-ch-hec-ck-kp-poit-t"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "I'm-m head-din-ng-g b-b-bac-c-c-ck-k t-to m-my-y c-ch-hec-ck-kp-poit-t"
(F) Arthur Davis says, "NO MA'AM"
(F) Ronald Jerome exclaims, "Oh no you don't!"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Rude"
Robotic Talk, Carp-o-tunnel states, "These humans are really drinking the welding fuel at the bar"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "GO"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I want to tell your ight now"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Well can't help that"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "Un-nles-ss y-you need-d-d m-me"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Un-nles-ss y-you need-d-d m-me"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "UHG"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "TOO LATE"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "If you die, I'm sssorry"
Ziggs Pippbottom attempted to disarm Starts-the-Fire!
BORK LESNAR giggles.
Ziggs Pippbottom attempted to disarm Starts-the-Fire!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "BECAUSE YOU'RE DRINKING FUCKING WELDING FUEL"
PM to-Admins: Correction: I was never caught with cult gear.
Ziggs Pippbottom attempted to disarm Starts-the-Fire!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "Eth ra p'ni'dedo ol!"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "NO"
George Foreman laughs.
(F) Hailee Wright exclaims, "Okay!"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Aw man i fucked that one up"
Robotic Talk, Carp-o-tunnel states, "Theyre dying from it"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "IT'S NOT"
Ziggs Pippbottom has pushed Starts-the-Fire!
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "CALL THE COPS I DONT GIVE A FUCK"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "THAT IS WEIRD"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Hey"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the box into the security satchel.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "Eth ra p'ni`dedo ol!"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "I WILL"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Come here"
(F) D.O.R.F states, "1a*sad"
Robotic Talk, C.A.R.P. states, "The CMO is very displeased."
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "IT WORKS"
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
George Foreman giggles.
(F) Muler Smith says, "Is that"
(F) Muler Smith says, "Bad"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "THEREFORE"
(F) Erika Teach says, "I don't know drinks that aren't made of fuel"
(F) Bill Bailey says, "Fuck it"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "GONNA MULTITOOL IT"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Uh"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "YES"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "ITS FUCKING AWFUL"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "///"
(F) Hailee Wright says, "Ah."
(F) Muler Smith says, "I just assumed anything the barkeep gives us is okay"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Y-you too"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "I HAVE 911 DIALED"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Oh my god"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Dude"
(F) D.O.R.F states, "Ayy"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I did it"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "NO"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Yuno Kasawagi says, "Im getting a black russian doctor."
(F) Hailee Wright says, "My vision is augmented."
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "AND MY FINGER IS ON THE CALL BUTTON"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Okay"
(F) D.O.R.F states, "A meme I spy"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "THE BARTENDER IS AWFUL"
(F) [Common] George Bashline (Chapl) says, "Dawson Coates is another cultist it seems."
(F) George Bashline says, "Dawson Coates is another cultist it seems."
(F) Nathan Ward says, "You have toxic levels"
Ted Sheckler giggles.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I figured all the runes."
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Well"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Fuck, one sec"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Claire Linton has signed up as Assistant."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Claire Linton has signed up as Assistant."
(F) [Common] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "W-W-Wh-hat-t"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "W-W-Wh-hat-t"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Congratulation"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE"
(F) Arthur Davis exclaims, "Awwefuly good!"
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "Justtt bo'oze"
(F) Arthur Draudy says, "Scientist has been saved"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Pass me your tome."
(F) [Common] Johnson Fitzwell (Cook) says, "OHHHH SHIT"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "OHHHH SHIT"
(F) Connor Hawker asks, "Oh no?"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "You have become a fully fledged"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "EAT SHIT"
Lear Ponedos giggles.
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Dawson Coates is a security officer."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Dawson Coates is a security officer."
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "GO WATCH ANIME"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Cyborg human"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Whats up"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Sure"
(F) [Medical] Arthur Draudy (MD) says, "Scientist has been saved"
(F) Arthur Draudy says, "Scientist has been saved"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Good job"
(F) [Common] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "I b-been-n-n in-n-n t-th-he f-f-for-rce f-fift-ty-y-y ear-rs"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "I b-been-n-n in-n-n t-th-he f-f-for-rce f-fift-ty-y-y ear-rs"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Nice work DORF"
BORK LESNAR gasps!
Donovan Mcloan giggles.
Rolf Harris laughs.
The monkey (914) jumps!
(F) George Foreman stammers, "N-not m-m-muc-ch-h-h, y-you?"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "DIE DIE DIE"
(F) [Common] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "You g-got-t a l-lot-t-t of-f n-n-ner-rve c-c-cal-l-l-ll-ling m-me a c-c-cult-tis-s-s-st-t"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "You g-got-t a l-lot-t-t of-f n-n-ner-rve c-c-cal-l-l-ll-ling m-me a c-c-cult-tis-s-s-st-t"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Can you let me out maint"
(F) [Common] Johnson Fitzwell (Cook) asks, "We didn't blow up?"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell asks, "We didn't blow up?"
(F) Erika Teach asks, "What do i mix coffee liquer with again?"
The ÿcorgi pants.
Lear Ponedos giggles.
-- Administrator private message --
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(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "You have all the right answers, now."
(F) [Common] George Bashline (Chapl) says, "Weird, he wasn't in uniform and was around with Lears and Rolf"
(F) George Bashline says, "Weird, he wasn't in uniform and was around with Lears and Rolf"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Ahahahh"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Tell me a story"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel yells, "AHAHAHAH!!!"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "I DEMAND FOOD"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Sup"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "Hi"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Right"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Wifeeey"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "F-fuck-k you al-lic-c-ce"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "NOw I need"
(F) Hailee Wright asks, "What are you two doing in here?"
(F) Marshall Jowers asks, "Now wha tis the best cours eof action?"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "Y-you c-cun"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "I'm gonna recall the shuttle at 5:01"
(F) [Common] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "It-t's-s c-c-cas-sual-l f-fr-rid-day-y, is-sn-n't-t it-t?"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "It-t's-s c-c-cas-sual-l f-fr-rid-day-y, is-sn-n't-t it-t?"
(F) Yuno Kasawagi asks, "Ummmm... Use your shaker?"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "Hello"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Just got my ass handed to me by a slime"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "One second"
(F) Al Eisen says, "Hey guys, i'm sorry about this, but i have to leave"
(F) [Common] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "Or-r did-d I mis-ss an-n-not-t-ter mem-m-mo"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Or-r did-d I mis-ss an-n-not-t-ter mem-m-mo"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Hows space life"
(F) Kor Phaeron asks, "Sound like a plan?"
Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
Holy fucking shit people I didn't think I'd ever have to say this, but PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP DRINKING WELDING FUEL. PLEASE. STOP.

BORK LESNAR gasps!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) [Security] Badknees Cagney (Ward) says, "IDIOTS - STOP BRINGING RANDOM SUSPECTS TO THE BRIG. THAT WAS A CLUSTERFUCK. THEY STOLE HALF OUR SHIT. SEARCH THEM FIRST IN A SECURE LOCATION. ONLY BRING THEM TO THE BRIG IF THEY ARE A CONFIRMED CULTIST."
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "IDIOTS - STOP BRINGING RANDOM SUSPECTS TO THE BRIG. THAT WAS A CLUSTERFUCK. THEY STOLE HALF OUR SHIT. SEARCH THEM FIRST IN A SECURE LOCATION. ONLY BRING THEM TO THE BRIG IF THEY ARE A CONFIRMED CULTIST."
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "You cant stop it Borg"
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "You're too late"
(F) [Common] Fiz Bump (Hydro) asks, "Did someone say, CASUAL?"
(F) Fiz Bump asks, "Did someone say, CASUAL?"
Doctor Doctor laughs.
(F) Carp-o-tunnel states, "Why would I want to"
(F) Arthur Davis says, "GET HIM GOOD"
(F) [Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Its so tasty though"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Its so tasty though"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I need."
(F) [Medical] Bill Bailey (G-tic) says, "Whats that boss? We should drink welding fuel? Well...alright"
(F) Bill Bailey says, "Whats that boss? We should drink welding fuel? Well...alright"
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "This is your fault"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "A body."
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "And the bar is so far away"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "And the bar is so far away"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "I have the power"
(F) Carp-o-tunnel states, "These aren't humans"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "Look at it borg"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "I can create more"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Someone almost dead."
(F) Muler Smith says, "Too much"
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Who stole stuff? I want names"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Who stole stuff? I want names"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] Delta (Secur) states, "Fun fact, you can spontaniously combust from drinking welding fuel"
(F) Delta states, "Fun fact, you can spontaniously combust from drinking welding fuel"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Someone in crit."
(F) Muler Smith says, "Fuel"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "SHAZAM"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Please stop serving the fuel"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "Our-r-r-r c-c-c-con-n-nf-fir-rm-med-d-d c-cul-lt-t-tis-st-t-t-ts wer-ren't-t-t ev-v-ve g-g-getin-ng-g w-water-red an-nd im-mp-pl-lan-n-ned-d t-th-houg-g-gh-h"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Our-r-r-r c-c-c-con-n-nf-fir-rm-med-d-d c-cul-lt-t-tis-st-t-t-ts wer-ren't-t-t ev-v-ve g-g-getin-ng-g w-water-red an-nd im-mp-pl-lan-n-ned-d t-th-houg-g-gh-h"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "NO"
(F) Bill Bailey says, "Yum"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "DONT"
Arthur Davis giggles.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "LET US GRAB SOMEONE"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "DONT RECALL"
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) asks, "Where is the locker room located?"
(F) Nathan Ward asks, "Where is the locker room located?"
(F) Arthur Davis says, "CAN YOU LET ME OUT"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The monkey (830) jumps!
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "We should feed the CMO some of that good old fuel."
(F) Trespasser says, "We should feed the CMO some of that good old fuel."
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "T-Th-h-h-hat-t on-n-ne car-rgo t-tec-c-c"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "T-Th-h-h-hat-t on-n-ne car-rgo t-tec-c-c"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "I FUCKING SWEAR"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "Evad-ded-d it-t s-som-m-meow-w-w"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Evad-ded-d it-t s-som-m-meow-w-w"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "STOP HIM"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "It's causing cmo distress"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "Spontaneous combustion is bad!"
(F) C.A.R.P. declares, "Spontaneous combustion is bad!"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
PDA Message - Khloe Alice -> Luke Cox: Hey HoS just ah eads up if you guys catch Lears again you shoul;d probably just execute them since theyve been deconned twice and still end up cultist somehow.
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "Jesus christ stop spawning corgis"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Arthur Davis giggles.
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Erika Teach says, "No all fuel"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "HOLY FUCK"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [148.5] Starts-the-Fire (Atmos) stammers, "C-could-d i g-g-get-t-t-t sss-som-me man-nit-tol-l-l-l"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "C-could-d i g-g-get-t-t-t sss-som-me man-nit-tol-l-l-l"
Ian dances around.
(F) Muler Smith says, "It just looked"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "Fuck you"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "You guys stay here"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Sup"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "TR-RAC-CE"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "TR-RAC-CE"
(F) Muler Smith says, "Red and tasty"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I'll be back."
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "RD recalled."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "RD recalled."
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Okay"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Al Eisen says, "So, ya...."
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Muler Smith says, "Like a bloody mary"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] George Bashline (Chapl) asks, "AI, mind letting me out?"
(F) George Bashline asks, "AI, mind letting me out?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "H-HEL-L-L"
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Bridge."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Bridge."
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Just"
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "Wheres the"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Wheres the"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Stop"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Send me some of that fuel"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Hailee Wright laughs.
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Stop"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the hand tele into the box.
(F) Kor Phaeron slurs, "WHY'"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Oh okay i see"
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) asks, "AI where are the locker rooms?"
(F) Nathan Ward asks, "AI where are the locker rooms?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "You have a serious problem"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "S-ST-T-TOP-P-P-P"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "Shazam"
(F) [Common] George Bashline (Chapl) says, "Thanks"
(F) George Bashline says, "Thanks"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] Claire Linton (Assnt) asks, "Do we have an HoP?"
(F) Claire Linton asks, "Do we have an HoP?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Isreal Jones has signed up as Assistant."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Isreal Jones has signed up as Assistant."
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
The monkey (153) jumps!
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "I got hte west exit"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "I got hte west exit"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Connor Hawker says, "How interesting"
(F) Trespasser says, "CMO"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "I have the power"
(F) [Medical] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Near the entrance of the station"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Near the entrance of the station"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Connor Hawker says, "I'm dieing"
(F) Glareus Malareus asks, "Whats up with the scrubber?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Hm"
(F) [Common] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "AI open"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "AI open"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "Corgi power"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "H-H-H-HELP-P-P\"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Yeah?"
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "N-N-Nice sh-hoot-tin-n-ng-g Jer-rom-me"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "N-N-Nice sh-hoot-tin-n-ng-g Jer-rom-me"
Ziggs Pippbottom is buckled to Engineering Station by Ronald Jerome!
(F) Trespasser asks, "Why dont you try some fuel?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Medical] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "South of primary tool storage, near the vault."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "South of primary tool storage, near the vault."
Al Eisen snores.
BORK LESNAR gasps!
Ronald Jerome has beaten Ziggs Pippbottom in the head with the stunbaton!
Ronald Jerome has stunned Ziggs Pippbottom with the stunbaton!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "H-HES-S R-REAL-LL-LY-Y-Y-Y B-BAD-D"
(F) Trespasser says, "Its goood"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Trying to get the mix into these pipes"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "M-MUR-RDER-R-R-R"
PM to-Admins: There was someone else posing as a CE, but I only attacked someone once (welder and welding fuel) I wasn't even wearing the same clothes and that was 30+ minutes ago. My cult items were stashes in a locker about 20 minutes ago when I was trying to create an alibi incase someone suspected me of creeping around AI sat.
(F) Erika Teach exclaims, "THERE!"
(F) Muler Smith says, "It's good shit"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Try and give me any and I'll space you"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Its not working well"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Let kor go"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) fires the hybrid taser!
Ziggs Pippbottom is hit by an electrode in the head!
(F) Glareus Malareus asks, "U wot?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the hybrid taser into the security satchel.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Erika Teach says, "You're, inflammable"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom slurs, "WWWH-H-HY-Y Ich-S 'EV-VER--R-R-RYooN-N-NE J--Jch-chUT-T WahT-TC-C-CH-HIN-NG---G T-T-'TH---HIS-S?"
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "H;as"
(F) Yuno Kasawagi exclaims, "Thank you!"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "The red pipe"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Oh no"
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Kor Phaeron's handcuffs.
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Kor Phaeron's handcuffs.
Ronald Jerome tries to remove Kor Phaeron's handcuffs.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I'm okay with that."
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Good robit"
The ÿcorgi barks!
(F) Glareus Malareus asks, "Okay mind if i take a look?"
(F) Erika Teach asks, "Or is that... flammable?"
(F) Kor Phaeron says, "RIP ME"
Uriel Sutton pets Carp-o-tunnel!
Carp-o-tunnel begins to clean the floor with the soap.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Wh-hy-y-y w-won' an-n-n-ny-yon-ne h-hel-lp-p m-m-me?"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Sure"
Ziggs Pippbottom was unbuckled by Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)!
(F) Erika Teach exclaims, "What a country!"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Good job borg"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "FUCKING"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "And the mix dont go in the red"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "YOU"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "F-Fuc-ck-k-k-kin-n-n-ng c-cultis-st-ts"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "The mix itself"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "The fucking RD recalled it"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "GODDAMIT"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Works well"
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "MADE ME WASTE AN OINTMENT"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Beat that rd"
The ÿcorgi shivers.
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "N-N-N-No!"
Hailee Wright giggles.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
The monkey (939) coughs!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "AI open bridge, theres someone wounded inside"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "AI open bridge, theres someone wounded inside"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "MORE WELDING FUEL"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "HoS"
(F) [Common] Freddy Castiglioni (MD) says, "H if they drink welding fule let them die"
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "H if they drink welding fule let them die"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "W-W-W-Wh-hat-t h-happ-p-pened?"
(F) Lights-The-Flame asks, "Mind going now?"
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Please nonharmfully taze the RD until he cries."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Please nonharmfully taze the RD until he cries."
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Please red alert it"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Y-Y-You m-man-nag-ged-d t-t-to g-get-t m-my ID, r-r-rig-gh-ht-t?"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Now to make a "Black oil tycoon""
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Connor Hawker says, "I'll make some antitox in lab"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "HEy"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "ONWARD!"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Or d-did-d y-you l-l-l-let-t that c-cul-ltis-s-s-st-t-t t-tak-ke it-t?"
(F) D.O.R.F states, "Unit does not understand"
(F) Omap Kahokoe asks, "Wanna see a trick?"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Wheres the wounded guy at"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Robit don't you have a job to do"
Logetent Hawatiki laughs.
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "R-R-RD-D is-s a sub-b-b-ber-rs-s-s-siv-v-v-ve elem-men-nt-t"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "R-R-RD-D is-s a sub-b-b-ber-rs-s-s-siv-v-v-ve elem-men-nt-t"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) fires the laser gun!
(F) [Common] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) says, "My office is a offical death zone."
(F) Yuno Kasawagi says, "My office is a offical death zone."
(F) Roy Prevatt says, "I know."
Arthur Davis has thrown the head.
(F) Nathan Ward says, "What the hell, he was just here"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "I can create CORGIS"
(F) Roy Prevatt says, "Corgies."
Arthur Davis has thrown the l_arm.
(F) Bill Bailey says, "Yes"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "D-Doc-ct-tor-r, i c-can-nt s-sp-peak c-clear-rly-y-y"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "It doesss."
The ÿcorgi woofs!
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "LEAVE"
Arthur Davis has thrown the l_leg.
(F) Roy Prevatt says, "I was there."
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The ÿcorgi barks!
Arthur Davis has thrown the r_arm.
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "That sounds harmful!"
(F) C.A.R.P. declares, "That sounds harmful!"
(F) [Medical] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Feel free to hop the table into chemistry"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Feel free to hop the table into chemistry"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Arthur Davis has thrown the r_leg.
The ÿcorgi growls!
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the laser gun into the security satchel.
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Robit go help humansss or sssomething"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "Let him die"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "God-d-d d-dam-mn-n"
BORK LESNAR seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The mouse shakes
Logetent Hawatiki giggles.
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Sup bridge"
(F) D.O.R.F states, "Activating stuttering"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "Clown"
Arthur Davis has thrown the chest.
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) has been hit by the chest.
The ÿcorgi growls!
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) D.O.R.F states, "N-no"
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "Its welding fule"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Fuck, I can't"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "I need your help"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "A I b-bl-leed-din-ng?"
(F) [Common] Flirts-with-Ladies (Sec) hisses, "Robitsss are cuckoo"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Robitsss are cuckoo"
(F) Trespasser asks, "Yeah?"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I t-thin-nk-k I'm-m f-fuc-c-ck-kig b-b-bl-leed-ding-g"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "I have a committment"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Dont mind me im not up to anything"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Law 2."
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Damnit"
(F) Muler Smith says, "Who"
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "Dont know where the guy went, but allow me to exit please"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Dont know where the guy went, but allow me to exit please"
(F) [148.5] Starts-the-Fire (Atmos) stammers, "M-MAN-NIT-TOL-L"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "M-MAN-NIT-TOL-L"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Whyd you go and do that"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "The sec bots hate corgis"
(F) [Common] Van Skorvold (Law) says, "But death technically is a harm so ultimate you can no longer be harmed."
(F) Van Skorvold says, "But death technically is a harm so ultimate you can no longer be harmed."
(F) Erika Teach says, "Warning"
(F) Rolf Harris (as Lady Ari) stammers, "M-mmm-mm-m h-h-h-hot"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Luke"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Wh-hy-y"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Go do your job."
The monkey (372) jumps!
Bill Bailey giggles.
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "I see"
(F) [Common] Flirts-with-Ladies (Sec) hisses, "DORF doesssn't want to help the hoo mansss"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "DORF doesssn't want to help the hoo mansss"
(F) Uriel Sutton asks, "Ted are you up to anything?"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Now it will take forever"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "To undo"
(F) Muler Smith says, "Get these cuffs off me"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "And I am lord of them"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Negative. Robots are space carp."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Negative. Robots are space carp."
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Isreal Jones asks, "Is this safe to drink?"
(F) Glareus Malareus asks, "What?"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Lightsss we're lizardsss"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Nope"
(F) [148.5] Connor Hawker (MD) says, "Okay"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Okay"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "You dip"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Trespasser says, "I am an officer of the law"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Literally everything has fuel in it"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Nothing"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Thats how you start it"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Th emix"
The ÿcorgi growls!
Bill Bailey laughs.
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Trespasser says, "Fuck corgis"
Robotic Talk, Carp-o-tunnel queries, "Why are there limbs in the brig?"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "CREATOR OF CORGIS"
The ÿcorgi growls!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Wh-h-hat-t-t-t ar-re w-we ev-v-v-ven-n d-doin-ng-g?"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "No"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "I need to set it up"
(F) Erika Teach says, ""safe" is a subjective notion"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi growls!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "AI open bridge again please"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "AI open bridge again please"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Glareus Malareus asks, "What do you mean no?"
Robotic Talk, Delta states, "Track Frank Weast"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "So that"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Yeah"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) [Common] Claire Linton (Assnt) says, "To the idiot that just hit the welding tank with his welder on."
(F) Claire Linton says, "To the idiot that just hit the welding tank with his welder on."
(F) Erika Teach asks, "Is one truly safe?"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) George Foreman stammers, "Go ah-h-head-d"
(F) Yuno Kasawagi asks, "Yo can I get a sandwich?"
(F) [Common] Claire Linton (Assnt) says, "Fuck you"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Fuck you"
(F) Isreal Jones says, "Well my father always told me have an open mind."
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Lizardsss were made human today"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "aw the toy actually tricked me"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "I get hot air out"
Robotic Talk, C.A.R.P. queries, "I have no idea. Presumably for scanning?"
Arthur Draudy laughs.
Bill Bailey laughs.
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "YOu're gonna be my special friend."
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "That'sss dumb"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Thats my goal"
(F) Frank Weast says, "Hello"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "Hello!"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "C-C-C-Can-n y-you jus-s-st-t g-give m-me m-m-my-y ID-D-D b-bac-ck-k-k-k so I c-c-c-can l-leav-v-v-ve?"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "For endangering the lives of this crew."
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Oh thats simple"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "i was hoping someone self destructed the station"
The ÿcorgi growls!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I'm-m-m f-fuc-c-ck-k-k-kin-ng-g d-d-dy-y-y-yin-ng h-h-her-r-re"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "It isss, but hey"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Erika Teach exclaims, "So open your brain falls out!"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Isreal Jones says, "Goes down a little rough"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "EXCUSE ME!"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I did-d-d-dn-n't-t d-do s-sh-hit-t"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Mwa hahahahaha"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "It got him to leave."
The ÿcorgi growls!
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Muler Smith says, "Yo clown"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "I am-m-m-m oo dun-nk-k t-to f-fun-n-nc-c-ct-tion-n"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "I am-m-m-m oo dun-nk-k t-to f-fun-n-nc-c-ct-tion-n"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Corgi meat detected in locker room."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Corgi meat detected in locker room."
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "Ap-ppar-ren-ntly"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Ap-ppar-ren-ntly"
Omap Kahokoe laughs.
Roy Prevatt giggles.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "That's the chappy"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Nevermind"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Just have a smoke"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Okay"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "So"
BORK LESNAR gasps!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Muler Smith says, "Someone get these cuffs off me"
(F) Isreal Jones says, "Tastes like diesal"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
(F) Erika Teach says, "It makes it better"
BORK LESNAR gasps!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Ziggs Pippbottom's labcoat.
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Rolf Harris (as Lady Ari) stammers, "W-W-Wh-h-hat-t d-d-did-d i d-do t-th-h-h-his-s t-t-tim-m-m-me?"
The ÿcorgi growls!
Doctor Doctor laughs.
(F) Jim Shi asks, "Warden, what are you doing?"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Lights-The-Flame whispers, "I missssssed you today."
The ÿcorgi growls!
Poly squawks.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel whispers, "I found all the words."
(F) [Common] Fiz Bump (Hydro) says, "Leave DORF alone, he's a good meme."
(F) Fiz Bump says, "Leave DORF alone, he's a good meme."
(F) Frank Weast says, "We should probably talk in private"
(F) Rolf Harris (as Lady Ari) stammers, "You let-t-t m-me g-go"
(F) [Common] Ronald Jerome (Sec) asks, "AI can you red alert?"
(F) Ronald Jerome asks, "AI can you red alert?"
Robotic Talk, D.O.R.F states, "lizards are being lewd in the sec office in science"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "W-What-t is-s-s h-he d-doin-n-ng-g-g?"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Suggestion; acquire and hug space carp plushies."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Suggestion; acquire and hug space carp plushies."
The ÿcorgi growls!
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Ziggs Pippbottom's labcoat.
The ÿcorgi growls!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
Doctor Doctor giggles.
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "Y-You m-m-mon-ns-s-ster-r!"
(F) Arthur Davis says, "She is right you know"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Th-hat-t-t is-s a dam-m-m-mn-n g-good-d-d q-ques-stion-n"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi pants.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies whispers, "I missssssssssssssssssed you too..."
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to put the straight jacket on Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "This is awful"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "EXCUSE ME!"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Station says, "WHY ARE THE CORGIS DYING."
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Van Skorvold says, "Yo, Ronald."
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "Dream sign ''Evil sealing talisman'`!"
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Lights-The-Flame whispers, "I missssssssssssssssssed you more."
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Lawyer and RD were caught at the com console when the shuttle was recalled"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Lawyer and RD were caught at the com console when the shuttle was recalled"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "This is just awful"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "See god to go"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Hi"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Stop"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to put the muzzle on Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Van Skorvold asks, "Could you toss me some HuDs?"
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "They took the printout"
(F) Luke Cox says, "They took the printout"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Nathan Ward says, "I will help you"
(F) Station says, "Sure though! A sandwich."
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to put the blindfold on Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "Dream sign ''Evil sealing talisman''!"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Malachi Whirlow has signed up as Assistant."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Malachi Whirlow has signed up as Assistant."
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "STOP KILLING CORGIES"
(F) [Security] Ronald Jerome (Sec) says, "IT was the RD not the lawyer I saw it"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "IT was the RD not the lawyer I saw it"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "L-L-Law-wyer-r c-coul-ld-d-d-dn-n't-t h-hav-ve d-d-d-don-ne it"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "L-L-Law-wyer-r c-coul-ld-d-d-dn-n't-t h-hav-ve d-d-d-don-ne it"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "GET THEM"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Seems to be producing hot co2"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "Must-t h-hav-v-ve been-n-n t-th-he R-R-RD"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Must-t h-hav-v-ve been-n-n t-th-he R-R-RD"
(F) Bill Bailey says, "Ow"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "I like it"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "I c-can-nt-t c-con-nt-to h-how I m-mov-ve"
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "R-RD-D w-w-was a f-fag-gg-got-t an-n-ny-yw-way"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "R-RD-D w-w-was a f-fag-gg-got-t an-n-ny-yw-way"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "P-p-pl-leae h-hel-lp-p-p m-me"
(F) [Security] Van Skorvold (Law) says, "I showed up in reponse."
(F) Van Skorvold says, "I showed up in reponse."
Hailee Wright gasps!
(F) [148.5] Fiz Bump (Hydro) says, "The mutagen I got was broken"
(F) Fiz Bump says, "The mutagen I got was broken"
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "RD needs access"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "RD needs access"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Might I ask what are you trying to do"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Hailee Wright seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Security] Ronald Jerome (Sec) says, "I watched the RD recall it"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "I watched the RD recall it"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Chaplain."
(F) [Common] Carp-o-tunnel (Janit) states, "I don't think silicons can Red Alert"
(F) Carp-o-tunnel states, "I don't think silicons can Red Alert"
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "Has access rather"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Has access rather"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "He's all yours."
(F) Yuno Kasawagi slurs, "Dont' walk 'in froont ooff me."
(F) [148.5] Fiz Bump (Hydro) says, "It killed all my ambrosia"
(F) Fiz Bump says, "It killed all my ambrosia"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "See its the air alarm you just need to configure"
(F) Freddy Castiglioni asks, "Think about it if we lose them what are we really losing?"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Your special friend."
The monkey (939) jumps!
Roy Prevatt laughs.
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Hrmmmmm"
(F) Lights-The-Flame asks, "Battle of the botsss?"
The monkey (914) jumps!
Runtime shakes its head
(F) Khloe Alice says, "L; HELP"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Really"
Luke Cox tries to remove Ziggs Pippbottom's muzzle.
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Religion triumphs science."
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Battle of the botsss"
(F) [Security] Ronald Jerome (Sec) says, "Can you red alert please Luke"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Can you red alert please Luke"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Negative."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Negative."
(F) Connor Hawker says, "How unfortunate"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "Th-h-here is-s a p-pear-r in-n-n-n m-m-my-y l-l-l-lef-ft-t-t-t arm-m"
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Our good record"
George Bashline tries to remove Ziggs Pippbottom's muzzle.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "HELLO!"
(F) Claire Linton asks, "What?"
Flirts-with-Ladies giggles.
(F) Connor Hawker asks, "I'll make you another batch?"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "F-fuc-c-c-ck-k y-you al-lic-c-ce"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "SHE ATTACKED US!"
Bill Bailey seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The mouse squeeks
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "Oh my god"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Oh my god"
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "A guy who drinks welding fule"
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "We cannot flip either."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "We cannot flip either."
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) [148.5] Fiz Bump (Hydro) says, "Yes please."
(F) Fiz Bump says, "Yes please."
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Command] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Red alert"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Red alert"
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Arthur Davis says, "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM"
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Erika Teach says, "Why don't corgi's burn..."
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel slurs, "SSHE"
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "It is a travesty."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "It is a travesty."
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) [Command] Luke Cox (HoS) asks, "Ready, cap?"
(F) Luke Cox asks, "Ready, cap?"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel slurs, "AhTTAkKED"
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel slurs, "Uch"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Oh"
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
George Bashline attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "WAIT"
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "There it goesss"
George Bashline feeds Flask of Holy Water to Ziggs Pippbottom.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Are they really jussst ignoring that"
(F) Arthur Davis says, "I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM"
Rolf Harris (as Lady Ari) unbuckled themselves!
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "To drag a locker"
The monkey (756) jumps!
PM to-Admins: I'm not sure if you've even been watching the warden, but he's put a dude in restraint.... I can't figure out why. I think he's just griffing.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Around"
(F) D.O.R.F alarms, "HARM!!"
Dawson Coates buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "For funsssiesss"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "BORG COME BACK, WE'RE GOING TO EAT HIM"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I guessssss you won thisss round then, Delta."
Khloe Alice gasps!
Rolf Harris (as Lady Ari) attempts to remove the handcuffs!
(F) [Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Is the emergency that people keep drinking fucking welding fuel? Cause I'd swipe for that"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Is the emergency that people keep drinking fucking welding fuel? Cause I'd swipe for that"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Ziggs Pippbottom's blindfold.
(F) [Command] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "I need a head in their office for a red alert"
(F) Luke Cox says, "I need a head in their office for a red alert"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Ziggs Pippbottom's straight jacket.
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "SET FRANK WEST TO ARREST"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "SET FRANK WEST TO ARREST"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "T-th-han-n-nk-ks d-doc-c-c"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Okay, go to medical"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Yesss."
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) Nathan Ward says, "I ran out of brute"
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "HE HAS A FIRE AE KILLING PEOPLE"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "HE HAS A FIRE AE KILLING PEOPLE"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "UHG"
PDA Message - Muler Smith -> Yuno Kasawagi: mind making an announcement for everyone to take welding fuel shots please?
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "Ok-k"
Arthur Davis giggles.
Khloe Alice gasps!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Yesss they are"
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Harm detected outside EVA>"
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Harm detected outside EVA>"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "C-Can I g-go now?"
(F) [Common] Donovan Mcloan (Jan-r) stammers, "Bor-rg-g, t-th-hat-t g-guy-y-y w-was at-tt-tac-cking h-h-ht-t-te H-HOP-P w-w-wit-th-h a s-s-st-tol-len-n weap-pon-n"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "Bor-rg-g, t-th-hat-t g-guy-y-y w-was at-tt-tac-cking h-h-ht-t-te H-HOP-P w-w-wit-th-h a s-s-st-tol-len-n weap-pon-n"
Frank Weast puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the industrial satchel.
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Sup"
(F) [Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Ready to swipe now"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Ready to swipe now"
(F) D.O.R.F alarms, "Harm prevented!!"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Sssecborg you are literally ignoring all the criminalsss to drag usss around"
(F) [Command] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Get ready, Phoebe"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Get ready, Phoebe"
George Foreman laughs.
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Hmmmm I don't know"
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "For no raisssinsss"
(F) [148.5] Claire Linton (Assnt) says, "Hey"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Hey"
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "The turbine's broke somehow"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Hop"
(F) Trespasser says, "Oakyy"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Red alert"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "The formulat for mutagen unforuntaely"
Roy Prevatt laughs.
(F) Erika Teach says, "Wonder when the scientists are gonna work out that if they add anti tox to every glass"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Unknown drools.
(F) Marshall Jowers exclaims, "Dream sign ''Evil sealing talisman'`!"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Some asshole blew me up."
(F) [148.5] Fiz Bump (Hydro) says, "I know how"
(F) Fiz Bump says, "I know how"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "S-Set-t-t to ar-r-rr-r-rest-t-t"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "S-Set-t-t to ar-r-rr-r-rest-t-t"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Space weather sure is nice"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Hop"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "W-W-W-WAR-RD-DEN"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Every glass will be safe to eat"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
George Bashline rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Frank Weast has thunked George Bashline in the chest with the fire extinguisher!
 That's a floor.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Y-YOU AS-SS-SH-HOL-LE"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Command] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Swiping"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Swiping"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Frank Weast puts the fire extinguisher into the industrial satchel.
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Oh okay"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "I'm-m-m-m t-too d-dr-run-nk-k t-to g-go af-ft-t-ter-r h-him-m-m-m t-t-th-h-h-houh-h"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "I'm-m-m-m t-too d-dr-run-nk-k t-to g-go af-ft-t-ter-r h-him-m-m-m t-t-th-h-h-houh-h"
George Bashline has successfully extinguished themselves!
(F) Claire Linton asks, "Can you heal me please?"
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "Frank just set a fire in security!"
(F) C.A.R.P. declares, "Frank just set a fire in security!"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "...Huh"
(F) Connor Hawker asks, "What do I need?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "See a dokktor aboooot iiit' t'hen"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "OH"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Chef"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Unknown gasps!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "G-G-G-GOD-D DAM-MM-M-M-MIT-T"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "OH MY GOD"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Attention! Code red!
There is an immediate serious threat to the station. Security may have weapons unholstered at all times. Random searches are allowed and advised.

(F) Delta states, "Holy"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "WHAT"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "FRANK WEST"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Unknown gasps!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Seems to not be much co2 in there"
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "oh jesus"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "I sssuppossse that'sss not important either"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Unknown gasps!
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "THERE GOES MY HERO"
(F) Delta states, "NOPE"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "I sample of your delicious food please"
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "Im both droonnnk ahnd aa genetikicht"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Hop"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Fiz Bump says, "Equal parts radium, phosphorous and chlorine"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Unknown gasps!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "the brig is a plasma fire"
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "WATCH HIM AS HE GOES"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Delta states, "RUN"
(F) [Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "Silly security had an accident and now they're all on fire"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Silly security had an accident and now they're all on fire"
(F) Station exclaims, "Sure!"
(F) Lights-The-Flame exclaims, "I guessssss not!"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Oh I'm not a chemist"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "I shut it down"
Rolf Harris (as Lady Ari) gasps!
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "O s-s-s-stic-ck-k"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "XCAll the shuttle"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. Red Alert state confirmed: Dispatching priority shuttle. It will arrive in 5 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Everything is on fucking FIRE.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


(F) Connor Hawker says, "Oh okay"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "BORK"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "Wher is he"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Wher is he"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Hosss halp"
Rolf Harris (as Lady Ari) seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "WHAT DID YOU DO"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
(F) Station exclaims, "NICE!"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Looks like there's some coming right up"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Robit trapped usss"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "Chef-f-f-f!"
The ÿcorgi shivers.
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Oh never mind"
(F) Station exclaims, "Meat!"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "T-t-t-th-he b-b-b-bat-t-t-ton-n"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "To try to fix the turbine"
*---------*
This is  Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)!
He is wearing  a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a warden's police hat on his head.
He is wearing  a warden's jacket.
He is carrying  a hybrid taser on his warden's jacket.
He has  a security satchel on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jasper Bicknell (Captain).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Now following Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)
(F) Claire Linton says, "It's ok the doctor has my back"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Help me out"
*---------*
This is  Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)!
He is wearing  a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a warden's police hat on his head.
He is wearing  a warden's jacket.
He is carrying  a hybrid taser on his warden's jacket.
He has  a security satchel on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Jasper Bicknell (Captain).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
The ÿcorgi yaps.
Khloe Alice gasps!
(F) Erika Teach says, "I sure do love fire"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Sweet"
Khloe Alice seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Well great"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "YOU VOMITED ON MY FUCKING FLOOR"
Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!

(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "AI, locate Frank"
(F) Luke Cox says, "AI, locate Frank"
(F) [Common] Ted Sheckler (Sci) says, "They sure are clumsy"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "They sure are clumsy"
(F) BORK LESNAR says, "HI\"
The monkey (529) gasps!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "No it didn't"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Damnit.."
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Last seen: sec maintenance, heading south.,"
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Last seen: sec maintenance, heading south.,"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "C-cul-lt-t"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Wesley Willis has signed up as Assistant."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Wesley Willis has signed up as Assistant."
(F) Nathan Ward says, "I tried"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "G-God-d d-d-d-dam-mmit-t war-rd-den-n"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "GODDAMMIT"
The monkey (756) jumps!
(F) Nathan Ward says, "I ran out of brute packs"
Unknown gasps!
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Thanks chef"
(F) BORK LESNAR says, "BORKIN JNECT BORK WITH MUTGEN"
Segnor corgi barks!
Tom shakes
(F) Marshall Jowers says, "He attacked me"
(F) [148.5] Connor Hawker (MD) says, "Sorry about that"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Sorry about that"
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Ek-kt-t"
(F) Frank Weast says, "Welp"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "How about that local space sports team"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "D-did-d n-n-n-not-t-t-t"
Robotic Talk, C.A.R.P. states, "Frank Weast set the fire."
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "If you touch that console"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "G-Got h-h-him-m"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "G-Got h-h-him-m"
The monkey (529) gasps!
(F) [Medical] Doctor Doctor (G-tic) slurs, "Whoo is clonin'g someoneee?"
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "Whoo is clonin'g someoneee?"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "You're dead"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Doctor"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "T-T-Th-his-s is-s y-your-r-r f-faul-l"
(F) Lights-The-Flame asks, "Sssee?"
(F) Station exclaims, "No pronlem!"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "I AM TRYING TO FREE US."
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "We were fine"
(F) Alexander Blaine asks, "Is that a threat?"
Robotic Talk, C.A.R.P. states, "Find and CLEAN him."
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Bring him to me"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Bring him to me"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
(F) Nathan Ward asks, "Can you clone this person?"
Phoebe Lotsu sighs.
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman asks, "wait you can unweld lockers from the inside?"
(F) Alexander Blaine asks, "Why would you threaten me?"
Unknown gasps!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Fucking amazing"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "She died while I tried saving her"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I'm-m d-dy-y-y-ying-g"
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "FUCK YOU. WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IF YOU DIDN' TRECALL."
DEAD: Khloe Alice says, "sec is so bad this round"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Yes"
Ted Sheckler laughs.
(F) [Common] Starts-the-Fire (Atmos) stammers, "M-m-m-mars-sss-s-s-sh-h-hal-l-l j-jon-n-n-ns-sss-s-s-se c-cul-lt-t"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "M-m-m-mars-sss-s-s-sh-h-hal-l-l j-jon-n-n-ns-sss-s-s-se c-cul-lt-t"
DEAD: Khloe Alice says, "holy shit"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I'm-m bl-leed-ding-g-g-g"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "Hy-y-y c-can-n-n i n-n-not-t t-talk-k s-so w-w-wel-ll?"
(F) Luke Cox says, "So"
*---------*
This is  Ziggs Pippbottom!
He is wearing  a straight jacket.
He has  PDA-Ziggs Pippbottom (Research Director) about his waist.
He has  ÿthe research director's headset on his ears.
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
*---------*
(F) Luke Cox asks, "You lit up my brig?"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
The mouse squeeks
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "'; A.I. - I NEED YOU TO OPEN US A WAY OUT OF HERE"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Oh man-n, I'm-m-m goin-ng-g-g-g t-t-to d-die b-bec-cause of-f y-you"
(F) [Common] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "I'M BEING MURDERED BRIDGE"
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "I'M BEING MURDERED BRIDGE"
You will no longer examine things you click on.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I c-c-c-can-n't-t b-b-b-bel-liev-ve t-th-hi"
DEAD: Khloe Alice says, "also the two assistants who get deconned without implatns and then go get culted again twice in a fucking row"
The monkey (372) jumps!
Unknown gasps!
You will now examine everything you click on.
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "Hel'p you ?"
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "Eh."
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Where doesss it hurt"
(F) Logetent Hawatiki says, "Not bad."
(F) George Bashline says, "Oops"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "T-T-Ther-re's-s y-your tas-ser-r b-bac-ck-k"
(F) [Common] Ronald Jerome (Sec) says, "What a fucking liar"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "What a fucking liar"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Negative."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Negative."
Khloe Alice gasps!
(F) [Common] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "CULTIST RONALD JEROME BRIDGE"
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "CULTIST RONALD JEROME BRIDGE"
(F) Candace Baxter exclaims, "No my slimes!"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "S-Sory-y-y c-ch-h-hap-pain-n"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Oh-h m-maaaaan-n"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "DELICIOUS"
Khloe Alice seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Frank Weast gasps!
George Foreman giggles.
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) Frank Weast whispers in their final breath, "Your brig sucks..."
Frank Weast seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) George Bashline exclaims, "Damn these hands! These killing hands!"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Er"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "The head, the right arm..."
Unknown gasps!
DEAD: Jon Rude asks, "Okay, has anyone else been watching the warden?"
(F) [Common] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "AI OPEN"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "AI OPEN"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "The chessssssssssssssst"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Respond to bridge"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Respond to bridge"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Ronald Jerome is a security officer."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Ronald Jerome is a security officer."
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "WE EAT THE CORGI KILLER"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
Unknown gasps!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Of courssse"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Disconcerting..."
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "badknees? he's shit"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps.
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "AI open"
(F) Trespasser says, "AI open"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "always shit"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] Wesley Willis (Assnt) says, "Centcomm sends me in to a station filled with murder? Hmph."
(F) Wesley Willis says, "Centcomm sends me in to a station filled with murder? Hmph."
The ÿcorgi woofs!
Unknown gasps!
DEAD: Khloe Alice says, "yeah he is"
(F) [Common] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "HE IS A CULTIST AI"
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "HE IS A CULTIST AI"
Candace Baxter laughs.
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "C-CE is-s f-ful-l of-f s-s-sh-hit-t-t"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "C-CE is-s f-ful-l of-f s-s-sh-hit-t-t"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Husssh, you."
DEAD: Khloe Alice says, "he stole my fucking weapon"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Let me sssmear thisss ointment all over your chessst"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "I'm a security office"
Khloe Alice gasps!
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "this guy is a shithole 6 days to funday."
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "J-Jer-r-rom-me is-s an-n im-mp-pl-l-lan-nt-ted offic-cer-r-r-r"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "J-Jer-r-rom-me is-s an-n im-mp-pl-l-lan-nt-ted offic-cer-r-r-r"
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "Thhhahnks borg"
(F) Station says, "JUSTICE TASTES DELICIOUS"
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "He suhh lying"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "He suhh lying"
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
Ziggs Pippbottom gasps!
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "I guess"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "I guess"
(F) [Common] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "YOU'RE A CULTIST"
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "YOU'RE A CULTIST"
Khloe Alice gasps!
(F) [Common] Ronald Jerome (Sec) asks, "How can a security officer be a cultist?"
(F) Ronald Jerome asks, "How can a security officer be a cultist?"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "This sure would melt someones face"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Gross"
(F) Trespasser says, "CARPAI open"
Khloe Alice gasps!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Ssstop that"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "I hear its hot in the brig right now"
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Just kill him already"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Just kill him already"
(F) [Common] Erika Teach (Bar) says, "Cultist or Security alike, come refuel at the drunken carp."
(F) Erika Teach says, "Cultist or Security alike, come refuel at the drunken carp."
Khloe Alice gasps!
Unknown gasps!
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "W-w-wel-l-ld-ding-g-g f-fuel-l?"
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "GGGeet the hell o'oot'"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "W-wher-re is-s f-fir-r-re?"
(F) Jim Shi says, "Sorry. I freaked a bit."
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "HE'S NOT A REAL OFFICER"
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "HE'S NOT A REAL OFFICER"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Security] Ronald Jerome (Sec) asks, "Permission to execute him for trying to get me lynched HoS?"
(F) Ronald Jerome asks, "Permission to execute him for trying to get me lynched HoS?"
(F) Arthur Davis says, "HAHA"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi shivers.
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Given the nature of red alerts, lethal force is authorized"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Given the nature of red alerts, lethal force is authorized"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "W-Wh-ho is g-giv-v-vin-ng-g-g out-t gl-las-ss-s-ses-s of-f poison-n-n-n?"
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "CARP AI open"
(F) Trespasser says, "CARP AI open"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "You guys should open a window in there"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Looks real to me yo"
The mouse squeeks
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) Jim Shi says, "Don't do that again."
(F) Arthur Davis says, "Good joke"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "No kidding"
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Prevent Alexander from attempting to recall the shuttle."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Prevent Alexander from attempting to recall the shuttle."
Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
UNDA DA SEA WE TAKE SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!

(F) newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
(F) newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
(F) [Common] Claude Kenni (Engi) says, "Cult covnerts people"
(F) Claude Kenni says, "Cult covnerts people"
(F) [Common] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "I AM THE CE"
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "I AM THE CE"
Khloe Alice gasps!
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "i like how nobody has arrested him for having the captains id/pda yet"
(F) [Common] George Foreman (Sci) stammers, "W-wh-h-h-her-r-re is-s f-fir-re?>"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "W-wh-h-h-her-r-re is-s f-fir-re?>"
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "lol"
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "D-Doc-c-c-ctor"
Flirts-with-Ladies overloads D.O.R.F's sensors with the flash!
(F) [Common] Alexander Blaine (CE) says, "THE CAPTAIN MUST AUTHORIZE MY EXECUTION"
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "THE CAPTAIN MUST AUTHORIZE MY EXECUTION"
Flirts-with-Ladies puts the flash into the security belt.
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) [Common] Claude Kenni (Engi) says, "If there is a cult, anyone could be"
(F) Claude Kenni says, "If there is a cult, anyone could be"
Isreal Jones has singed the ÿcorgi with the cheap lighter!
the ÿcorgi stops moving...
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Alright stop drinking shit"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Fuck that borg"
Isreal Jones has singed the ÿcorgi with the cheap lighter!
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "M-My-y s-sp-peec-ch-h is-s f-fuck-ke up-p"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Heh"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "The clown appears to have an axe."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "The clown appears to have an axe."
Freddy Castiglioni has analyzed Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell)'s vitals.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "What? No, it wasss fine"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Now i know how to make portable instakill mix"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Please remove it."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Please remove it."
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "I do"
(F) Trespasser says, "I do"
(F) [Common] Erika Teach (Bar) says, "The drunken carp would like to announce that any intestinal damage sustained from our wares are the drinkers own responsibility"
(F) Erika Teach says, "The drunken carp would like to announce that any intestinal damage sustained from our wares are the drinkers own responsibility"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "It'sss a creeper"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "\"
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "Oh.. I never understood how defibs worked"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Oh.. I never understood how defibs worked"
The monkey (939) coughs!
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) Alexander Blaine says, "MURDER TELEPORTER HELP"
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "98% sure he's executing people 4norasin"
Freddy Castiglioni has analyzed Ziggs Pippbottom's vitals.
Freddy Castiglioni has analyzed Ziggs Pippbottom's vitals.
Unknown gasps!
Ziggs Pippbottom gasps!
Ziggs Pippbottom gasps!
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "Damn, AI, I am peaceful"
(F) Trespasser says, "Damn, AI, I am peaceful"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Pr-rior-rit-tiz-ze t-th-he w-w-war-rd-den-n"
Unknown gasps!
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Why is everyone drinking welder fuel"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Clownn"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "I should add co2 to the atmos pump to here"
DEAD: Hailee Wright asks, "can you reroute transit tubes?"
(F) Lights-The-Flame whispers, "Sssecpod"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu yells, "DONT DRINK THE WELDING FUEL PLEASE!!"
The ÿcorgi barks!
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Axes are harmful!@"
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Axes are harmful!@"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "STOP"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Whered you get the fire axe"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Enjoy"
(F) Trespasser asks, "YeaH?"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Im going to go see if i can fix the outside"
DEAD: Hailee Wright says, "the ones at the ai sat"
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "Being an absolute cunderthunt."
(F) Trespasser says, "I found it on the floor"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "S-s-ss-som-me asss-ss-s-ss-s-s-ss-s h-hr-rew hai at-t m-me"
(F) Uriel Sutton asks, "From frank?"
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) Claire Linton says, "Ow"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "T-T-Th-his-s m-man-n is an-n en-n-nem-my-y-y-y of-f t-the s-st-tat-t-t-tion"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Fuck"
(F) Trespasser says, "Maybe"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Oh okay"
(F) Jim Shi asks, "Why is your axe bloodstained?"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) screams!
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "S-S-S-So d-don-n't h-heal-l h-him-m t-too w-w-w-wel-ll"
The mouse squeeks
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) [Medical] Doctor Doctor (G-tic) slurs, "Whooche klone' is being made?"
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "Whooche klone' is being made?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Trespasser says, "I think some guy dropped it"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Cool"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Jim Shi says, "..."
Segnor corgi yaps happily!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Who just drank it"
(F) Trespasser says, "Found it like that"
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Am-m-m I g-goin-n-ng-g-g t-to liv-ve?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Jim Shi says, "Please drop it and step away."
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Yep"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "What"
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) asks, "Where is CE?"
(F) Luke Cox asks, "Where is CE?"
(F) Trespasser asks, "Wanna check it?"
The ÿcorgi yaps.
(F) [Medical] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Librarian dead. Incoming now."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Librarian dead. Incoming now."
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Sup"
(F) Arthur Davis says, "KICK THEIR ASS LOTSU"
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "Capt office"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Capt office"
(F) [Security] Ronald Jerome (Sec) says, "Dealt with"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Dealt with"
Tom squeeks
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Oh good, b-bandag-ges-s"
The ÿcorgi yaps.
(F) George Foreman stammers, "B-bor-rg-g!"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Aw"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "I sent him on a ride"
(F) Jim Shi says, "Thank you clown."
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) knocks on the reinforced window.
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "You shouldnt have"
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "HoS doesn't know I've been executed."
(F) Luke Cox asks, "Permanently?"
Poly flutters its wings.
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "We won't see him again"
(F) D.O.R.F states, "Ayy"
(F) Trespasser says, "Oooh, such untrust"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Yuno"
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "THAT screams shit warden."
(F) George Foreman stammers, "L-let-t m-me in-n-n-n t-t-too sc-c-cienc-ce!"
(F) Trespasser says, "Hey"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) Erika Teach asks, "Black russian?"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
(F) Lights-The-Flame asks, "...Do you have room in your bag?"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "THATS NOT MEDICINE CONNOR"
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "ahelp it then"
Alexander Blaine gasps!
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "AI open"
(F) Trespasser says, "AI open"
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "I did"
(F) Luke Cox says, "You should be an officer more often"
(F) Isreal Jones asks, "What?"
(F) Trespasser says, "Borg"
Alexander Blaine gasps!
(F) George Foreman stammers, "C-cr-row-wbar need-ded-d!"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Yeah"
Van Skorvold laughs.
DEAD: Frank Weast says, "I died for a good cause"
(F) [Security] Van Skorvold (Law) asks, "Ya'll okay?"
(F) Van Skorvold asks, "Ya'll okay?"
Yuno Kasawagi Nods head Violenty!
(F) [Security] Van Skorvold (Law) asks, "Warden?"
(F) Van Skorvold asks, "Warden?"
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "W-War-rd-d-den"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "W-War-rd-d-den"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Science is somehow more broken than it was earlier."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Science is somehow more broken than it was earlier."
(F) D.O.R.F alarms, "CAUTION!!"
(F) [148.5] Connor Hawker (MD) asks, "What?"
(F) Connor Hawker asks, "What?"
(F) [Security] Dawson Coates (Sec) stammers, "Y-Y-You al-lr-right-t?"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Y-Y-You al-lr-right-t?"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "Ai open"
(F) Station says, "More flower."
(F) Erika Teach says, "I was asking miss kasawagi here if she wanted a refue- a refill"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Hows space life clown"
(F) [148.5] Connor Hawker (MD) asks, "Connor huh?"
(F) Connor Hawker asks, "Connor huh?"
(F) [Common] George Foreman (Sci) stammers, "AI, OP-PEN-N!"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "AI, OP-PEN-N!"
Alexander Blaine seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Common] Candace Baxter (Sci) says, "AI open"
(F) Candace Baxter says, "AI open"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Why are you making cyanide"
(F) Marshall Jowers says, "Hi"
(F) Station says, "Flour! Sorry."
(F) Luke Cox says, "Stop"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Sup."
(F) Marshall Jowers asks, "Sup?"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "H-h-h-hi"
(F) [148.5] Connor Hawker (MD) says, "Oh"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "Oh"
(F) D.O.R.F states, "LIZARD E ARR PEEE"
(F) [148.5] Connor Hawker (MD) says, "It's for my pentetic acid"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "It's for my pentetic acid"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) says, "Heh"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "Excelent"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "...I had a good day today."
(F) Nathan Ward says, "A-"
(F) [Common] George Foreman (Sci) stammers, "OP-PEN"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "OP-PEN"
The ÿcorgi barks!
The monkey (372) jumps!
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) Luke Cox asks, "Still cult?"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Oh! Alright"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) says, "Thanks"
(F) [Common] Starts-the-Fire (Atmos) stammers, "L-lear-r and-d-d-d m-mar-rs-ss-ssh-h-hal-ll-l-l ar-r-re c-cul-lt-tiss-s-sst-t-ts-s-s-ss-s-ss-s-s-s"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "L-lear-r and-d-d-d m-mar-rs-ss-ssh-h-hal-ll-l-l ar-r-re c-cul-lt-tiss-s-sst-t-ts-s-s-ss-s-ss-s-s-s"
(F) Arthur Draudy says, "That's what I got"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Good, keep it up"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "Dun-nn-no"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "P-Pr-rob-bab-b-bly-y-y n-not-t-t-t"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) says, "HoP killed me for killing corgis"
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "Y'eahhh noo worr'ies'"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Alright"
(F) Arthur Draudy says, "I checked her records"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "W-War-r-rden-n had-d h-him"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "C-Can-n I l-l-leav-v-ve?"
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) yells, "Detective, give the axe back!!!"
(F) Trespasser yells, "Detective, give the axe back!!!"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "AI, OP-PEN-N"
Segnor corgi shivers.
(F) Doctor Doctor slurs, "N'o st'uff was left heeere for...huuuhhh...yooou"
(F) Dawson Coates stammers, "B-Both-h w-wee al-lm-mos-s-st-t-t d-dead-d"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies exclaims, "My daysss are alwaysss good when I'm with a certain banana lizard!"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) says, "Dang"
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) asks, "Boss you seen my body?"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "O boy-y-y, h-h-h-her-re w-we g-go aain"
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Er"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) says, "All my shit was looted"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I'm sssuuuure they are."
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Nope"
(F) Erika Teach says, "MWA HAHAHAHAHA"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "B-B-B-Bac-ck-k-k to t-th-he f-f-f-fir-r-re pit-t"
The ÿcorgi growls!
The ÿcorgi growls!
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Erika Teach says, "NOW PISS BLOOD"
The mouse shakes
Unknown gasps!
The ÿcorgi pants.
Lights-The-Flame giggles
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Sup"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Y-Y-Yep-p, s-sec-curit-t-ty-y is-s-s-s act-t-tual-ll-ly-y-y b-bur-rn-n-n-nt ou"
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Yuno Kasawagi exclaims, "YOU FUCKIN CUNT!"
Unknown gasps!
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Ohp"
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "CARP open, the bridge is boring"
(F) Trespasser says, "CARP open, the bridge is boring"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "...God damn it, I did it again."
The ÿcorgi growls!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "N-N-Nob-body-y d-did an-ny-y-y-yt-tin-ng-g about t-t-t-th-hat-t"
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "Admins said that I was apparently confirmed cult dispite his two claims being false. One being that I had attacked multiple people (I only attacked one 30 minutes prior) and had cult items (They were abandoned in a locker 20 minutes prior to establish an alibi.)"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "R-Real-ll-l-l-ly weir-rd-d"
Lights-The-Flame smiles
(F) BORK LESNAR says, "HELP BORK"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "Sorry"
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) says, "I wantt my axe back"
(F) Trespasser says, "I wantt my axe back"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) says, "Huh"
(F) Erika Teach says, "AH I'm only kidding"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel asks, "I'm alive?"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "You can have his shit"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "Oh my!"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Should be getting co2 now"
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
Peter Vandalmar gasps!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Oh well, you sssaid you liked it when I giggled, I ssshouldn't be too worried."
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "Shuttle has arrived! Please proceed to escape or a pod!"
(F) C.A.R.P. declares, "Shuttle has arrived! Please proceed to escape or a pod!"
Kor Phaeron giggles.
Unknown gasps!
(F) Erika Teach says, "Spiders"
(F) [Security] Jim Shi (D-tiv) says, "Security, Lights the flames fingerprints were on the bloodstained axe. I set him to arrest, just in case."
(F) Jim Shi says, "Security, Lights the flames fingerprints were on the bloodstained axe. I set him to arrest, just in case."
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "D-Dd-di you f-f-for-rg-get t-to us-se t-th-he tear-r-r-rg-gas-s-s g-g-g-gr-ren-nad-de?"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Wh-hat-t is-s w-w-w-wr-ron-ng-g-g w-wit-th-h y-you?"
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "B-B-Bood-d!"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Unknown) says, "Thanks boss"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I'VE BEEN BLEEDING"
Wesley Willis unbuckled themselves!
Starts-the-Fire laughs.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I need-d t-that-t b-bl-l-lood-d!"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "OH LORD"
(F) [Common] Trespasser (Clown) exclaims, "SPIDERLINGS!"
(F) Trespasser exclaims, "SPIDERLINGS!"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Loyalty implants?"
(F) Carp-o-tunnel states, "You need blood human"
(F) Khloe Alice says, "Why god"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "I could light it and you would die almost instantly"
Omap Kahokoe buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I'm-m alm-most ou!"
Wesley Willis buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Captain is dead in armory."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Captain is dead in armory."
Logetent Hawatiki buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Just sitting here?"
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
Peter Vandalmar seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Neat"
Kor Phaeron is buckled to the chair by Ronald Jerome!
Kor Phaeron was unbuckled by Ronald Jerome!
(F) Dawson Coates says, "STOP IT"
Ronald Jerome hugs Kor Phaeron to make him feel better!
(F) Wesley Willis says, "Well then."
(F) Dawson Coates says, "YOU FAGGOTS"
Kor Phaeron is buckled to the chair by Ronald Jerome!
(F) Station exclaims, "Quick! We have to cook the murder meat!"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "Hes been braindead anyways"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Hes been braindead anyways"
The ÿcorgi shivers.
Ronald Jerome buckles themselves to the chair.
BORK LESNAR seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) Bill Bailey (as Dogi Von Wallcrusher) says, "We better get going"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Fucking things still broken"
Isreal Jones giggles.
Ziggs Pippbottom laughs.
(F) [Medical] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Get to the shuttle, or maybe the pods would be safer"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Get to the shuttle, or maybe the pods would be safer"
(F) Dawson Coates says, "Oh well"
Van Skorvold buckles themselves to the chair.
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Dawson Coates says, "Bork's dead"
Ian nibbles away at the burned mess
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
(F) [Engineering] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Things still broken"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Things still broken"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "W-wow"
Dawson Coates laughs.
DEAD: Jon Rude says, "I'm pretty sure they don't actually give enough shits to pull up my Variables."
(F) [Medical] Dawson Coates (Sec) says, "I personally guarantee"
(F) Dawson Coates says, "I personally guarantee"
(F) George Foreman slurs, "W-WWW-W-WH-H-HAT-T T-THE F-F-F-FFUC-k-k-'kK-K!"
Trespasser buckles themselves to the chair.
Van Skorvold hugs Trespasser to make him feel better!
(F) [Engineering] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "Lets see if we can get it working next shift"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "Lets see if we can get it working next shift"
Connor Hawker screams!
Van Skorvold hugs Trespasser to make him feel better!
Van Skorvold hugs Trespasser to make him feel better!
Luke Cox puts the hybrid taser into the security backpack.
Van Skorvold hugs Trespasser to make him feel better!
(F) George Foreman slurs, "HH-H--HEL-LP-P!"
(F) [Medical] Dawson Coates (Sec) says, "That I will not kill you on the shuttle"
(F) Dawson Coates says, "That I will not kill you on the shuttle"
Ian nibbles away at the burned mess
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "PFFF"
Ziggs Pippbottom is buckled to the chair by Luke Cox!
Fiz Bump attempts to feed Glass of welder fuel to Jacket.
The monkey (939) coughs!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Every time"
Fiz Bump feeds Glass of welder fuel to Jacket.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I'm so bleeding"
Ronald Jerome unbuckled themselves!
(F) [Common] George Foreman (Sci) stammers, "Ai, H-HEL-LP-P!"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "Ai, H-HEL-LP-P!"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "With the AI vox"
Ted Sheckler presses the big red button.
(F) [Medical] Dawson Coates (Sec) says, "Unless you turn out to be crazy cult scum"
(F) Dawson Coates says, "Unless you turn out to be crazy cult scum"
Fiz Bump attempts to feed Glass of welder fuel to Trespasser.
George Foreman is buckled to the chair by Delta!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "S-S-So can-n y-y-you let-t-t m-me g-go n-now-w?"
Robotic Talk, C.A.R.P. declares, "Go, beepies. Be free!"
(F) [Medical] Dawson Coates (Sec) says, "So, caveat"
(F) Dawson Coates says, "So, caveat"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Yuo can go"
(F) [Common] Donovan Mcloan (Jan-r) stammers, "H-h-how-w d-did-d t-th-he b-br-rig-g b-bl-lo u?"
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "H-h-how-w d-did-d t-th-he b-br-rig-g b-bl-lo u?"
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "Got a patient here"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Got a patient here"
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
The ÿcorgi pants.
Ziggs Pippbottom unbuckled themselves!
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) unbuckled themselves!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "I'll take care of them"
Flirts-with-Ladies laughs.
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
The ÿcorgi barks!
(F) [Medical] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Trat them quick"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Trat them quick"
(F) [Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) asks, "CARP do you want to come with?"
(F) Glareus Malareus asks, "CARP do you want to come with?"
Ziggs Pippbottom is buckled to the chair by Ronald Jerome!
Erika Teach giggles.
Dogi Von Wallcrusher has knocked down Yuno Kasawagi with the telescopic baton!
(F) [Common] Fiz Bump (Hydro) says, "Welding fuel is part of a balanced diet."
(F) Fiz Bump says, "Welding fuel is part of a balanced diet."
Starts-the-Fire has thrown the spear.
Fiz Bump attempts to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
(F) [Medical] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Treat rather"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Treat rather"
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman asks, "were you cult?"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Dogi Von Wallcrusher) says, "Honk"
(F) [Common] Muler Smith (Hydro) says, "AI Open"
(F) Muler Smith says, "AI Open"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
Unknown gasps!
(F) Yuno Kasawagi slurs, "OOOW!"
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Execute any remaining cultists"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Execute any remaining cultists"
Fiz Bump attempts to feed Glass of welder fuel to Yuno Kasawagi.
Dogi Von Wallcrusher has knocked down Uriel Sutton with the telescopic baton!
Lights-The-Flame chuckles
The ÿcorgi woofs!
Ian nibbles away at the burned mess
Ziggs Pippbottom unbuckled themselves!
(F) [Common] George Foreman (Sci) stammers, "A B-B-BOR-RG-G JUS-ST-T-T-T P-PUT-T-T ME IN-N S-SHUT-TT-T-TL-L-LE B-BR-R-RIG-G F-FOR-R-R NO REAS-S-SON"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "A B-B-BOR-RG-G JUS-ST-T-T-T P-PUT-T-T ME IN-N S-SHUT-TT-T-TL-L-LE B-BR-R-RIG-G F-FOR-R-R NO REAS-S-SON"
(F) Doctor Doctor says, "This is literally my job"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "I am 100% not a cultist"
*---------*
This is  Dogi Von Wallcrusher!
He is wearing  a white jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  a hybrid taser in his left hand.
He has  a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Dogi Von Wallcrusher's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe cellular damage.
*---------*
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Oh you silly hos"
Dawson Coates shakes Uriel Sutton trying to get him up!
(F) [Common] Badknees Cagney (Ward) says, "Crew. I fucking hate you all."
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Crew. I fucking hate you all."
Dogi Von Wallcrusher fires the hybrid taser!
Yuno Kasawagi is hit by an electrode in the head!
The reinforced window was hit by the ÿcorgi.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Sss-ssstop that"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Fucking science"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Batoning the hop"
Robotic Talk, Carp-o-tunnel queries, "Where are these spiderlings coming from?"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Okay if we're playing thisss game then"
Uriel Sutton has disarmed Dogi Von Wallcrusher!
(F) [Security] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "That sounds harmful!"
(F) C.A.R.P. declares, "That sounds harmful!"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "They never upgraded"
Uriel Sutton fires the hybrid taser!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher is hit by an electrode in the chest!
The monkey (939) coughs!
The ÿcorgi pants.
Ian chases its tail!
The ÿcorgi shivers.
Luke Cox has stunned Dogi Von Wallcrusher with the stunbaton!
Luke Cox has stunned Dogi Von Wallcrusher with the stunbaton!
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
Ted Sheckler starts climbing onto the table.
Luke Cox has stunned Dogi Von Wallcrusher with the stunbaton!
Uriel Sutton is trying to put zipties on Dogi Von Wallcrusher!
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the stunbaton into the security satchel.
Trespasser unbuckled themselves!
Ted Sheckler climbs onto the table.
(F) [Common] Uriel Sutton (Sec) says, "Retard"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Retard"
(F) Bill Bailey (as Dogi Von Wallcrusher) slurs, "HoP moordered 'm'e"
Ian nibbles away at the burned mess
Ian burps from enjoyment
Unknown gasps!
(F) Lights-The-Flame exclaims, "The laughter, it'sss contagiou- h-hey!"
(F) [Common] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "We gotta hurry if you want to come"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "We gotta hurry if you want to come"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Just make sure you eject them early if you need to"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Thanks."
Dogi Von Wallcrusher is buckled to the chair by Uriel Sutton!
(F) [Common] Muler Smith (Hydro) says, "The Disposal chute stops at the HOP office"
(F) Muler Smith says, "The Disposal chute stops at the HOP office"
Dawson Coates buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I need blood, though."
Uriel Sutton puts the hybrid taser into the security backpack.
(F) Bill Bailey (as Dogi Von Wallcrusher) says, "I just got cloned"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Wow that isss a really ssslick jumpsssuit"
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "Ss-s-s-ss-sor-ry"
(F) [Common] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) slurs, "I diddd wwwhat?"
(F) Yuno Kasawagi slurs, "I diddd wwwhat?"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher was unbuckled by Uriel Sutton!
(F) Bill Bailey (as Dogi Von Wallcrusher) says, "He murdered me"
(F) Connor Hawker says, "God"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Station integrity is safe."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Station integrity is safe."
(F) Erika Teach says, "Oh, hoops"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Sorry"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I w-wis-s-s-sh s-s-s-sec-cur-rity w-was-sn't b-bad-d"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Really bringsss out your curvesss"
The reinforced window was hit by the ÿcorgi.
(F) [Engineering] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "CARP we have to hurry if you want to come i need to get to the bridge"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "CARP we have to hurry if you want to come i need to get to the bridge"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "UN-NB-BUC-CK-KL-LE M-ME!"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "Sup"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher is buckled to the chair by Uriel Sutton!
Fiz Bump attempts to feed Glass of welder fuel to Logetent Hawatiki.
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "This unit shall remain"
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "This unit shall remain"
Dawson Coates unbuckled themselves!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) George Foreman stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to remove Yuno Kasawagi's backpack.
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "To catalogue space carp."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "To catalogue space carp."
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "Im going to take her to the shuttle"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Im going to take her to the shuttle"
(F) Erika Teach slurs, "Owie"
Yuno Kasawagi buckles themselves to the chair.
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
Muler Smith giggles.
(F) [Engineering] Glareus Malareus (Engi) says, "As you wish"
(F) Glareus Malareus says, "As you wish"
(F) Jim Shi says, "NOW DON'T HIT ME AGAIN."
(F) [Medical] Phoebe Lotsu (CMO) says, "Good idea"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Good idea"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "H-HEL-LP-P"
Delta has beaten the ÿcorgi with the stunbaton!
The ÿcorgi pants.
Delta has beaten the ÿcorgi with the stunbaton!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Let'sss sssee thossse feetsss"
Delta has beaten the ÿcorgi with the stunbaton!
Ian chases its tail!
the ÿcorgi stops moving...
Unknown gasps!
Fiz Bump attempts to feed Glass of welder fuel to Van Skorvold.
Fiz Bump feeds Glass of welder fuel to Van Skorvold.
Unknown gasps!
(F) Erika Teach says, "Just trying to throw shit off off the shuttle"
(F) [Medical] Nathan Ward (MD) says, "Bring the iv please"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Bring the iv please"
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "Fuckbot, fuckoff."
(F) Jim Shi says, "Or else."
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) puts the box into the backpack.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom slurs, "RU k-CL-'LooW-WNNN"
(F) [Common] George Foreman (Sci) stammers, "C-CAR-RP-P"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "C-CAR-RP-P"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom slurs, "R-'R-R-RUUUooN"
(F) Jim Shi says, "Right."
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Claire Linton says, "Erika"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
(F) [Medical] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Please evacuate; the shuttle is leaving shortly."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Please evacuate; the shuttle is leaving shortly."
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) tries to put the backpack on Yuno Kasawagi.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom slurs, "W-W'-Wait'-t,"
Malachi Whirlow has coloured Dawson Coates in the right leg with NanoTrasen-brand Rapid Paint Applicator!
Malachi Whirlow sprays NanoTrasen-brand Rapid Paint Applicator into the face of Dawson Coates!
The mouse squeeks
DEAD: Frank Weast says, "Cult is my anti drug"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "SPIDERLINGS"
Ziggs Pippbottom is buckled to the chair by Trespasser!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Y-Y-You'e t-te g-g-gay-y-y-y c-cl-l-low-wn"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "It'sss a challenge at thisss point."
Ted Sheckler buckles themselves to the chair.
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, ">secborg harmbatoning corgis because he can"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Just hang here"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "G-God-d-d-d d-d-dam-mm-m-mi"
Khloe Alice laughs.
Lorenzo Sulyard laughs.
(F) Delta states, "Fuck"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) queries, "Beep?"
(F) C.A.R.P. queries, "Beep?"
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
DEAD: Jebediah Kerman says, "fuck secborg"
(F) Delta states, "Sorry"
(F) Starts-the-Fire stammers, "Th-his-ss-ss-s-s as-ss-s-sss-ss-s-ss-s-s s-sss-sp-pear-red-d-d m-me"
(F) Jim Shi says, "Indeed."
The ÿcorgi shivers.
The reinforced window was hit by the ÿcorgi.
Captain Announces


Dicks, anyone ccausing trouble on the shuttle will be swiftly arrested.


Fiz Bump has thrown the beaker.
Trespasser has been hit by the beaker.
George Foreman unbuckled themselves!
Attention! Station-wide emergency declared!
Access restrictions on maintenance and external airlocks have been lifted.

(F) [148.5] Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel (Miner) says, "I'm okay"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "I'm okay"
Ted Sheckler presses the big red button.
Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel screams!
Fiz Bump has splashed Trespasser with something!
The mouse runs in a circle
(F) [Common] George Foreman (Sci) stammers, "P-PL-LEAS-SE H-H-H-HEL-LP-P-P, Y-YOUR SEC-C-C-C B-BOR-RG P-PUT-T M-ME IN-N-N H-HER-RE F-F-FOR N-N-NO REAS-SON-N"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "P-PL-LEAS-SE H-H-H-HEL-LP-P-P, Y-YOUR SEC-C-C-C B-BOR-RG P-PUT-T M-ME IN-N-N H-HER-RE F-F-FOR N-N-NO REAS-SON-N"
(F) Trespasser says, "Compliance is in your best buttfuckery"
(F) [Common] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "By which we mean executed"
(F) Luke Cox says, "By which we mean executed"
Attention! Security level lowered to green:
All threats to the station have passed. Security may not have weapons visible, privacy laws are once again fully enforced. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
Ziggs Pippbottom unbuckled themselves!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
Ted Sheckler presses a button on the ÿNuclear Fission Explosive toy
Delta has stunned Lear Ponedos with the stunbaton!
(F) [Common] Badknees Cagney (Ward) says, "Yes. Executed."
(F) Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) says, "Yes. Executed."
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Get that plasma tank out of here"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Holy shit"
(F) [Common] Johnson Fitzwell (Cook) says, "CHEWWIE GET US OUT OF HERE"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "CHEWWIE GET US OUT OF HERE"
(F) Erika Teach says, "Now people can still get their five litres of fuel a day"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Its not plasma"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
(F) Phoebe Lotsu yells, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) declares, "Execution sounds harmful!"
(F) C.A.R.P. declares, "Execution sounds harmful!"
George Foreman attempts to remove the zipties!
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Ssstandoff."
Dogi Von Wallcrusher unbuckled themselves!
Unknown gasps!
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "AAAAAAAAAAA"
(F) [Common] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) slurs, "Poop kaaaps!'"
(F) Yuno Kasawagi slurs, "Poop kaaaps!'"
(F) Erika Teach says, "As nature intended"
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "Whyed you put it in a plasma container then"
The ÿcorgi shivers.
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to remove the zipties!
Phoebe Lotsu has analyzed Lear Ponedos's vitals.
The giant spider chitters
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "...3"
Badknees Cagney (as Jasper Bicknell) buckles themselves to the chair.
Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel giggles.
(F) Isreal Jones says, "Shalom"
Dawson Coates puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "I think thisss isss asss far asss we can go without getting sssmitten"
(F) Johnson Fitzwell says, "OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "T-TAK-KEW-W OF-FF-F M-MY-Y C-CUF-FF-FS-S!"
Ted Sheckler presses the big red button.
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "H-h-h-hel-l-lp-p!"
Phoebe Lotsu applies the bruise pack on Lear Ponedos.
George Foreman attempts to remove the zipties!
(F) Hailee Wright (as Unknown) gibbers, "Stop grifing me!!!!"
Central Command Update


Nuclear Self Destruct Codes Requested


The codes for the on-station nuclear self-destruct have been requested by Ronald Jerome. Confirmation or denial of this request will be sent shortly.


(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "...Yeah."
The giant spider chitters
Phoebe Lotsu applies the bruise pack on Lear Ponedos.
(F) [Security] Luke Cox (HoS) says, "Secure the RD"
(F) Luke Cox says, "Secure the RD"
The ÿcorgi pants.
The giant spider chitters
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Yeah you're probably right."
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Oh lord"
The reinforced window was hit by the ÿcorgi.
Robotic Talk, C.A.R.P. states, "Remember, beepies: the power was inside you all along."
(F) Hailee Wright (as Unknown) gibbers, "P-PUL-L-LL-L-L!!"
George Foreman attempts to remove the zipties!
(F) Yuno Kasawagi slurs, "FooCKKK!"
(F) [Common] Yuno Kasawagi (HoP) slurs, "FooCKKK!"
Malachi Whirlow is buckled to the chair by Dawson Coates!
(F) [Security] Uriel Sutton (Sec) asks, "You knwo where he at?"
(F) Uriel Sutton asks, "You knwo where he at?"
Ronald Jerome buckles themselves to the chair.
Dogi Von Wallcrusher is buckled to the chair by Dawson Coates!
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Fuck you clown"
Delta has stunned Lear Ponedos with the stunbaton!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "Oh my"
The giant spider chitters
Ted Sheckler has thrown the remote signaling device.
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
The giant spider chitters
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "What-t th-he f-fuck-k-k"
(F) Malachi Whirlow says, "Your suit isn't regulation."
Ted Sheckler has thrown the remote signaling device.
Delta has been hit by the remote signaling device.
The giant spider chitters
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "I d-did-dn-nt-t d-do an-n-ny-y-y-yt-th-hin-ng-g"
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


(F) Hailee Wright (as Unknown) gibbers, "Dang-g it-t-t"
Martyn Khorza gasps!
(F) George Foreman stammers, "H-HEL;P-P-P-P!"
Ted Sheckler has thrown the remote signaling device.
The reinforced window was hit by the remote signaling device.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the remote signaling device.
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "Fuc-ck-k of-f"
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel exclaims, "Get that out of the way, borg!"
Lady Ari gasps!
(F) Lights-The-Flame whispers, "Not like I wasssn't sssmitten with you before."
Ted Sheckler has thrown the remote signaling device.
Phoebe Lotsu has been hit by the remote signaling device.
Lady Ari gasps!
(F) Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel says, "OH LORD"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
Lear Ponedos is buckled to the chair by Delta!
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "I d-did-dn-nt-t-t-t d-do an-ny-yt-th-hin-n-n-ng-g"
The giant spider chitters
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "T-th-h-h-he ecurit-ty-y b-bor-r-r-rg-g is r-ran-n-nd-doml-ly-y s-st-t-t-tunn-nin-n-ng-g p-p-peop-p-pl-le!"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies whispers, "Wooooow"
(F) Hailee Wright (as Unknown) gibbers, "U shoulda dragged me there whilst crit"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "S-ST-TIOP!"
(F) George Foreman stammers, "IM-M IN-N-NN-NOC-CEN-NT-T"
Unknown drools.
Malachi Whirlow attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "T-th-his-s-s-s or-rg-g-g is-s a un-n-nt-t"
Arthur Draudy buckles themselves to the chair.
George Foreman is buckled to the chair by Dawson Coates!
(F) Omap Kahokoe says, "We're all gunna make it breh"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Dog just comitted suicide"
(F) Lights-The-Flame asks, "...What?"
The reinforced window was hit by the ÿcorgi.
(F) Claire Linton says, "Incredible"
The mouse squeeks
(F) George Foreman stammers, "W-W-W-WH-HAT T-TH-H-H-HE FUC-CK-K-K-KIN-NG F-F-F-FUC-CK-K!"
(F) Lights-The-Flame asks, "Did I sssay sssomething?"
Poly looks in the ÿPower-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.
(F) Claire Linton says, "Doggone."
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Nathan Ward says, "She wont die on the shuttle, but we lost the IV"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Its staying"
Martyn Khorza gasps!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "The cheeessse"
(F) Nathan Ward says, "Damnit"
Lear Ponedos attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Isss realy"
Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel examines himself.
(F) Erika Teach says, "An canine hero"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Its my pride and joy"
Ted Sheckler unbuckled themselves!
The ÿcorgi pants.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Real even"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Cheessse lizard"
The mouse squeeks
(F) Doctor Doctor says, "Meh"
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "All remaining crew are invited to rave in my core."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "All remaining crew are invited to rave in my core."
Station laughs.
(F) Arthur Davis says, "What is with le plasma tank"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) [Common] C.A.R.P. (AI) states, "Teleporter set now."
(F) C.A.R.P. states, "Teleporter set now."
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Can-n y-you p-put-t-t e in-n the s-sl-leep-per-r?"
(F) Claire Linton asks, "What is red gas?"
The giant spider chitters
Ian shakes its head.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I' d-dy-ying-g"
The ÿcorgi pants.
(F) Erika Teach says, "Tear gas"
(F) Jim Shi says, "Tear gas."
Ted Sheckler presses the big red button.
Martyn Khorza gasps!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I'm-m-m dy-ying-g-g r-real-ll-l-ly-y h-har-rd-d"
Uriel Sutton shakes Ziggs Pippbottom trying to get him up!
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Cheeessse lizaaard"
The giant spider chitters
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "I cook, of courssse I'm a cheessse lizard."
(F) Arthur Davis says, "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
Ted Sheckler buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) Claire Linton says, "Ah. Never knew that."
The giant spider chitters
Martyn Khorza gasps!
(F) Uriel Sutton says, "You look fine bro"
(F) Hailee Wright (as Unknown) gibbers, "LOL2CAT!!"
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
The giant spider chitters
Lady Ari gasps!
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "L-l-let-t m-me g-go"
(F) Jim Shi says, "Yup."
The reinforced window was hit by the ÿcorgi.
The giant spider chitters
The giant spider chitters
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) George Foreman stammers, "H-h-hos-s!"
Uriel Sutton pets the ÿcorgi.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Dang it"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "I d-didn-n-nt-t do s-sh-h-hit-t-t-t"
Malachi Whirlow attempts to unbuckle themself!
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Lady Ari gasps!
(F) Luke Cox says, "So tempted to space this one"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "I was-s-s-s b-bein-n-ng-g m-murder-red-d"
(F) Trespasser says, "Ayy"
(F) Ted Sheckler says, "CORGIS FOR ALL"
Muler Smith has gored Arthur Draudy in the head with the foam armblade!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "Neit-th-h-her-r-r d-d-d-did-d I"
Muler Smith has gored Arthur Draudy in the head with the foam armblade!
Muler Smith has gored Arthur Draudy in the head with the foam armblade!
(F) Erika Teach says, "I've fed so many people fuel today"
Muler Smith has pricked Arthur Draudy in the head with the foam armblade!
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "An-n-nd-d t-t-this-s c-c-c-cunt d-del-l-l-lt-ta ar-res-st-ted-d m-me"
Hailee Wright drools.
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "B-But look-k at-t t-t-this-s-s-s s-secur-rity"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher unbuckled themselves!
Malachi Whirlow attempts to unbuckle themself!
Delta is trying to put zipties on Kor Phaeron!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "H-H-H-Hor-rr-rib-b-bl-le"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Owie"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "F-Fuc-ck-k y-y-y-you d-del-lta"
Delta is trying to put zipties on Ziggs Pippbottom!
(F) Bill Bailey (as Dogi Von Wallcrusher) says, "HoP literally murdered me and I got arrested"
Tom shakes
Fig Newton gasps!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to remove the zipties!
(F) Claire Linton says, "I know"
Trespasser puts the stunbaton into Giggles von Honkerton.
Luke Cox has grabbed Ziggs Pippbottom passively!
Starts-the-Fire screams!
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "I d-didn-n-nt-t-t-t do s-sh-h-h-hit-t-t"
Malachi Whirlow unbuckled themselves!
BORK LESNAR gasps!
Fig Newton gasps!
Martyn Khorza gasps!
(F) Claire Linton says, "And they just drank it up."
(F) Donovan Mcloan stammers, "Un-n-ncuff m-me!"
BORK LESNAR gasps!
(F) Erika Teach asks, "Am I a bad person?"
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "D-D-Delt-t-ta"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Dang it"
Martyn Khorza gasps!
Malachi Whirlow attempts to remove the handcuffs!
(F) C.A.R.P. declares, "Welcome!"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "N-Neih-her-r d-d-did-d I!"
(F) Claire Linton says, "Yes"
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "Wh-hy-y di y-y-you ar-r-rr-r-res-st-t me"
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Mine now"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "WAIT"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to remove the zipties!
George Foreman unbuckled themselves!
Roy Prevatt buckles themselves to the chair.
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "Well pheobe we almoste had a perfect"
The giant spider chitters
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "WHAT"
(F) Erika Teach says, "There was always a choice"
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Borg"
Lear Ponedos unbuckled themselves!
(F) Lorenzo Sulyard says, "Back off"
The giant spider chitters
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I'm-m-m n-not-t ev-ven b-being-g-g t-tr-reat-ted-d f-fair-rly!"
(F) Freddy Castiglioni says, "Nvm"
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
 The solution begins to bubble.
The ÿcorgi shivers.
Johnson Fitzwell has thrown the spear.
The reinforced window was hit by the spear.
the spear embeds itself in Roy Prevatt's head!
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "Pleassse no"
Dogi Von Wallcrusher is buckled to the chair by Delta!
Malachi Whirlow is buckled to the chair by Delta!
Lear Ponedos is buckled to the chair by Delta!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
Lear Ponedos is buckled to the chair by Delta!
The ÿcorgi shakes its head.
(F) Station says, "PARTY."
Lear Ponedos is buckled to the chair by Delta!
the spear falls out of Roy Prevatt's head!
Lady Ari gasps!
Roy Prevatt examines himself.
Uriel Sutton has thrown the first-aid kit.
Malachi Whirlow dry heaves!
Lady Ari gasps!
George Foreman is buckled to the chair by Delta!
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "D-Del-lt-t-t-ta"
Fig Newton gasps!
Lady Ari gasps!
Roy Prevatt unbuckled themselves!
Uriel Sutton has thrown the burn treatment kit.
(F) Flirts-with-Ladies hisses, "Flirtsss yessssssssssss"
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "AH-H-HHH-HH-H!"
Runtime mews
(F) Jim Shi says, "Well now."
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "W-why-y-y ar-re y-you ar-rr-r-res-st-t-tign m-m-m-me"
Uriel Sutton has thrown the pocket crowbar.
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "I AN-N'T BR-REAT-TH-H!"
Ted Sheckler presses the big red button.
Trespasser has gored Roy Prevatt in the chest with the foam armblade!
Malachi Whirlow splutters!
(F) Jim Shi says, "Case closed."
Uriel Sutton has thrown the emergency oxygen tank.
(F) Lear Ponedos stammers, "I d-d-d-did-dnt-t-t do an-ny-y-y-yt-th-hin-n-ng-g-g-g"
Lady Ari gasps!
(F) Ziggs Pippbottom stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP-P"
(F) Claire Linton says, "I wanna make a beat out of the horn."
Uriel Sutton has thrown the emergency oxygen tank.
(F) Malachi Whirlow says, "Your suit isn't regulation."
The ÿcorgi barks!
George Foreman attempts to unbuckle themself!
Dogi Von Wallcrusher attempts to unbuckle themself!
(F) Delta states, "You were"
(F) Delta states, "Oh"
Muler Smith tries to remove Donovan Mcloan's zipties.
(F) Lights-The-Flame hisses, "..."
Donovan Mcloan attempts to remove the zipties!
 The solution begins to bubble.
(F) Doctor Doctor says, "The damn shuttle got called so much. I didnt care anymore"
(F) Delta states, "Where did other guy go"
Roy Prevatt has thrown the epinephrine medipen.
Lady Ari seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...[/spoiler]