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King Turtle Fluffy Cross Over

May 20th, 2012
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  1. >You are a big ass turtle, King of your domain
  2. >Today you plan on taking care of a certain mustached asshole.
  3. >He has already probably killed many of your minions on his way to you
  4. >But today will be different
  5. >Today you have a plan.
  6. >You have your two large storage boxes right beside you
  7. >You just have to wait for the faggot to show
  8. >You don’t have to wait long
  9. >You hear the bridge over your lava river fall, he must be close
  10. >He bust through your door shouting “Its-a meee!”
  11. >God how you hate hearing that
  12. >”I’ve been waiting for you plumber! Today I am ready for you.”
  13. >”You’va saida thata before-a.” He gets into a battle stance.
  14. >You open one of the boxes and four fluffy ponies fall out.
  15. >”Ouchies! It was dawk in der! Why fwuffy kept in dawk? Weee, fwuffy out side! Bawks not nice!”
  16. >You look down at the complaining balls of fluff and say, “That guy has spaghetti.”
  17. >”Sketies!?” they all seem to say in unison. “New fwen! He give us nummies!”
  18. >They get beaming smiles on their faces and run toward the man with the red shirt
  19. >”Ah ha! New monstersa? I’ma no scareda!” The man in the red shirt and over alls says as he jumps toward the fluffies.
  20. >”Wha? I no munsta. I fwuffy….EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!” It screams as the man lands on its back.
  21. >He tries to stomp on another fluffy nearby not noticing his feet go stuck in the fluff.
  22. >The fluffy he landed on has an obvious broken back.
  23. >It tries franticly to walk but only its front leg scrape at the floor trying to get away.
  24. >”Weggies no werk! Wha weggies no werk!?” it screeches
  25. >Other fluffy just yells, “ouchies ouchies ouchies! Yoo meanie man!”
  26. >Other fluffies see this and freeze in terror and start shitting on themselves.
  27. >The man throws two quick punches at the beast getting both his hands stuck in the fluff of the ponies.
  28. >You look at the mustached faggot and laugh as he realizes he can’t move with the fluffy ponies stuck to him.
  29. >He falls back snapping the neck of the paralyzed fluffy killing it.
  30. >The other three start crying, ”Waaaaaah! Wa-Waaaaaahhh! All fwuffy want was sketties, mean man hewt me!”
  31. >This your chance, you walk up to the downed plumber and pull out a spray bottle.
  32. >You squirt several sprays all over your incapacitated opponent.
  33. >His punches are ineffective because of the fluffies stuck on his hands.
  34. >”Whata isa thata!?” He yells. “itsa smellsa awfula.”
  35. >You run back to your other box and smile evily.
  36. >”Pheromones!” You say as you open your other box.
  37. >Several fluffies fall out spreading across the floor.
  38. >They give out cries of “Ouchies!” “Yay we out of bawks!” “It wight out hewe.”
  39. >They all stop and start sniffing the air. “Smewws pwetty…”
  40. >The fluffies on the man’s hands started moving their feet furiously.
  41. >”Mus gic spechul huggies!” They started saying
  42. >The man looked up horrified as the stampede of fluffies closed in on him.
  43. >”Giv fwen huggies”, “Smeww pwetty”, “Nice hooman, wan pway game!”
  44. >All the fluffies eyes are sparling and they are beaming smiles at the man as they close in
  45. >All the free fluffies start grabbing whatever part of the man they can and start humping furiously.
  46. >Some even latch onto the incapacitated fluffies on the man’s arms and legs.
  47. >”Wa! No pway, ouchies” they start crying.
  48. >Soon the man is covered in fluffies so much none of his body is visible anymore.
  49. >”Geta these thingsa offa me noaaaggghhhhhaaagghh!!!” He says and one of the fluffies around his head starts humping harder.
  50. >You laugh heartily at the fluffy rape of your enemy.
  51. >”How’s it feel going out covered in horse sperm asshole!” You say
  52. >Time to end this.
  53. >You breathe fire at the writhing pile of fluffy orgy covering the man.
  54. >When the flames hit the fluff, it explodes in a burst of hell fury flame.
  55. >You hear “WAHAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!!!” Over the screams of the fluffies.
  56. >As the flames die down you walk up to the scene looking at the charred remains of the fluffies littering the area.
  57. >You see the man, his skin melted off with nothing but muscle and bone showing.
  58. >You see him try to move his mouth, you smile
  59. >”Good thing you left the door open.” You kick him through the door into the lava.
  60. >He’s finally dead and out of your scales.
  61. >You turn around and start heading to your bedroom, you have a date with a princess.
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