Guilty Conscience (song)

>Meet Anon, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going...
>he decides to rob a liquor store.
>But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
>And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
>AppleJack suddenly apears on his shoulder.
>"Alright, stop!"
Huh?
>"Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence."
But, who are you?!
>"I'm your motherbuckin conscience!"
>Discord suddenly appears on your other shoulder
>"That's nonsense!"
>He slithers to the top of Anon's head
>"Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your mare's cribs and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs, tell her you need a place to stay you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Mayor's razor blade"
>AppleJack pushes Discord off Anon's head.
>Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to all of Ponyville knows you, and they'll expose you. Think about it before you walk in the door first, look at the store clerk, she's older than Granny Smith!
>Discord hops next on your shoulder.
>"Buck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why give a buck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a buck if you have kids?
>AppleJack runs to Anon's other ear
>"Anon, don't do it, Aint worth it to risk it!"
Your right!
>"Not over this Shit! Drop the crossbow! "
I will!
>"Don't even listen to Discord Anon, he's bad for you!"
>Discord extends around Anon's head
>"You know what AJ? I don't like your attitude.


>Meet Anonymous, twenty-one years old.
>After meeting a young filly at a rave party,
>things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
>Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
>Discord slithers and sits on Anonymous's shoulder
>"Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek, and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink, now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.."
>AppleJack hits Anonymous on the head.
>Anon! This filly is only 10 years old, you shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair!"
>Discord flies over to the fillies genitals.
>"Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair?"
Uh huh?
>"Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare, 'til she passes out and she forgot how she got there!"
>"Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie, Fillies?"
>Discord turns to AJ
>"No, but I read a book with Elements of harmony in it!"
>AJ turns to Anonymous
>"Anon, you wanna get hauled off to the moon?"
>Discord interrupts
>"Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail!"


>Meet Mr. Anonymous, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
>After coming home from a hard day's work,
>he walks in the door of his home
>to find his wife, Rainbow dash, sleeping with another colt.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>AppleJack tries to slowly put her hoof on your head, from your shoulder
>"Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.."
>Discord rages out of Anon's ear.
>Fuck that shit, you just caught Rainbow cheatin! While you at work, she's with Soarin, tryin to get off?! BUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!"
>AppleJack tries to calm Anon down...
>"Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
>Discord folds his arms.
>"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!"
>"Alright Discord, maybe he's right Anon, but think about the baby, before your completely gone."
>Discord begins to flail around Anon's head.
>"Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard! You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped AppleBloom?!
>AppleJack angrily turns to discord
>"What'chu say?"
>"What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?"
>"I'll kill you Discord!"
>"Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mrs. AppleJack? Mrs. Element of Honesty? Mrs. I Can Get Any Award Everyone Outta Make Way? How in the buck, you gonna tell Anonymous not to be violent?"
>"Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went, been there, done that.. aw buck it... What am I saiyan? Shoot em both Anon, where's your crossbow at?"
>Two shots were fired.
>Discord giggles as he fades away.