Konosuba - Untitled [fart fetish]

Kazuma hears Darkness' stomach growl.

Kazuma exhaled, "Finally... I had you drink all those carbonated drinks hours ago. Glad to see it's finally working!"

Darkness blushed.

"W-what do you mean?", Darkness said, with a vague idea of what he was referring to.

Wordlessly, Kazuma went to grab a microphone. He couldn't believe Vanir had found somebody that was actually capable of making stuff from his word.

"Now, Darkness this is a microphone. It amplifies the sound that goes in," He brought it to his mouth to demonstrate, "Just like this."

He handed it to Darkness who was confused. Seeing her confusion, he grabbed her arm, the one that was holding the microphone, and gently moved it behind her. Quickly, she moved her arm back, a bit flustered.

"S-surely you're not implying what I think you're implying!?"

Kazuma's face gave it away.

"Come on, maybe it'll work?" Kazuma said, almost certain it wouldn't.

"Of all things... why would this have been your wish?!"

"It's fine if you don't want to," Kazuma began, sarcastically, "Hopefully, this wasn't what I wanted, otherwise this choker's going to crush my neck."

Darkness hesitated.

"Fine..."

She brought the microphone behind her and aimed the black tip at her rear. She took a breath. She enjoys humiliation, but this isn't exactly what she wants.

Darkness grunted, trying to push it out. While a few moments ago, she did indeed feel the gas begging for release, for some reason it wouldn't come out. It was probably because she was so tense. She continued for a good twenty seconds before succeeding.

The room, which was once mostly silent, was now filled with noise.

*BbMfbfBbfBFmBFfBbmbFMMfFR!*

4.4 seconds...

The expulsion shocked everyone. Darkness' blush darkened.

"P-pardon me!"

"Um, Darkness?" said Kazuma

"For a moment I thought I was the one who produced such a loud sound! The microphone worked better than I thought!" Darkness said, stammering.

"Darkness..." Kazuma begins, then pauses for a second, "...you have to hold down the button for the microphone to work..."

Her embarrassment continued to grow significantly.

"W-what?! S-so, you mean...!?"

"Yep. That was all you."

She was nearly in tears from the embarrassment.

"You're gonna have to try again~"