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  1. [2012-01-08 00:00:55] |<-- BigSister has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  2. [2012-01-08 00:03:53] <StillSickBob> ..Eh, I'm abandoning the update. Repeat emesis-induced-migraine is not conducive to writing.
  3. [2012-01-08 00:04:02] <StillSickBob> It'll go up tomorrow.
  4. [2012-01-08 00:04:14] <BUTTZ> Keep hydrated, be well soon
  5. [2012-01-08 00:05:17] <Ironybot> No pressure, man. Health comes first.
  6. [2012-01-08 00:10:05] <Arkeus> Yeah, try to get a good night's sleep
  7. [2012-01-08 00:10:23] <Arkeus> Though with a migraine...
  8. [2012-01-08 00:10:51] <Conil> Yuck
  9. [2012-01-08 00:11:18] <StillSickBob> The fun part is, if I'm right, what I just did will help with the migraine, even if it still keeps me unable to write
  10. [2012-01-08 00:11:48] <StillSickBob> As I've found that migraines usually are annulled by the application of sufficient amounts of electrolytes and THC
  11. [2012-01-08 00:11:54] <StillSickBob> or as I call it, weed and gatorade
  12. [2012-01-08 00:11:59] <Arkeus> lol
  13. [2012-01-08 00:12:28] <StillSickBob> If I'm wrong though, I'm going to be horrendously high with a potentially even worse migraine, and likely end up vomiting again
  14. [2012-01-08 00:12:35] <StillSickBob> lets see how my plan works out
  15. [2012-01-08 00:15:41] <BUTTZ> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1325995047707.png
  16. [2012-01-08 00:20:13] <StillSickBob> Grigori hard at work http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1326002947707.jpg
  17. [2012-01-08 00:20:56] <Ironybot> Does he do much by way of summoning?
  18. [2012-01-08 00:21:01] <BUTTZ> I do wonder what other sorts of problems Grigori has left behind for other people to clean up for him
  19. [2012-01-08 00:26:23] <StillSickBob> Hurricane Katrina: all Grigori, when, on a very heavy bender, he tried to prove there was a limit to how hard a wizard can fart
  20. [2012-01-08 00:26:29] <StillSickBob> and he sharted a bit
  21. [2012-01-08 00:27:18] <StillSickBob> And Grigori is usually not a fan of summoning, since it never seems to go well for him.
  22. [2012-01-08 00:29:33] <Ironybot> How does summoning work in Guns for Hire, anyway? It seems slightly at odds with the bloodline/practitioner system of magic, unless you get specific summoner-focused bloodlines.
  23. [2012-01-08 00:30:30] <StillSickBob> Summoning is really just a subset of tellaporting.
  24. [2012-01-08 00:30:34] <StillSickBob> teleporting
  25. [2012-01-08 00:30:35] <StillSickBob> spelling
  26. [2012-01-08 00:32:11] <Ironybot> Ah. So the classic summoner that calls up monsters and forces them to do their bidding would need a call-to-me teleporter bloodline and some kind of other power that they could use for coercion.
  27. [2012-01-08 00:32:31] <Ironybot> Possibly also the ability to tear open nevernever gates, depending.
  28. [2012-01-08 00:32:54] <StillSickBob> Or be a wizard
  29. [2012-01-08 00:33:00] <Ironybot> Always an option.
  30. [2012-01-08 00:35:24] <CaptainButthead> A wizard could open an NN gate?
  31. [2012-01-08 00:35:36] <CaptainButthead> I mean, wizards could make more wizards that way?
  32. [2012-01-08 00:36:44] <Guile> hard to imagine a wizard deciding, 'hey, I should add more people into the only subset in the world that can challenge me!'
  33. [2012-01-08 00:37:53] <Conil> I'm sure if it's possible it's been done at least once before
  34. [2012-01-08 00:38:13] <Conil> By an insane/stupid/both wizard if nothing else
  35. [2012-01-08 00:38:21] <Guile> Gianni suggestion: we trade the secrets of the flesh for... well, the secrets of the flesh as applies to bedroom shenanigans
  36. [2012-01-08 00:38:39] <Guile> good trade all around
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  38. [2012-01-08 00:40:22] <Guile> also, we know Lammy can survive having his brain ground into chuck
  39. [2012-01-08 00:40:39] <Guile> so there's a decent argument to be had there
  40. [2012-01-08 00:41:14] <Ironybot> I'm pretty sure that we don't know that, in-character.
  41. [2012-01-08 00:41:31] <Guile> right. just saying, it should work
  42. [2012-01-08 00:41:32] <Ironybot> In-character Armas has spoken with Labombard for all of like twenty minutes, ever.
  43. [2012-01-08 00:41:48] <Guile> and I think Armas did get the 'fed through a meatgrinder' story
  44. [2012-01-08 00:41:55] <Guile> either just before the Reaper fight or some other time
  45. [2012-01-08 00:42:35] <Ironybot> Not a lot of chitchat that went on before the Reaper fight, and I don't think we've had many other encounters with him.
  46. [2012-01-08 00:43:17] |<-- Arkeus has left irc.rizon.net ()
  47. [2012-01-08 00:43:25] <Guile> hm, yeah, looks like Lammy just said of his previous fight, I had to do some crazy shit - not the meatgrinder especially
  48. [2012-01-08 00:49:26] <CaptainButthead> Labombard has written letters to Armas
  49. [2012-01-08 00:49:32] <CaptainButthead> Lengthy ones, apparently
  50. [2012-01-08 00:49:45] <Ironybot> Letters, plural? I remember like... one.
  51. [2012-01-08 00:49:58] <CaptainButthead> A couple at least that have been mentioned
  52. [2012-01-08 00:50:08] <Guile> two things thaqt go great together? or terribly? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wy4_1kXx1fM/TwZ6rsAYmwI/AAAAAAAACL8/A09_6y5elvI/s1600/108146+-+artist-megasweet+katia_managan+twilight_sparkle.png
  53. [2012-01-08 00:51:22] <Ironybot> I can only recall the one where he tells us that he spoke to Lo Fang on our behalf and he's no longer royally pissed. At least, I'm pretty sure he wrote to us about that at some point.
  54. [2012-01-08 00:54:08] <Guile> Irony, I wasnt sold on the 'socla battle-fu' idea, but you make some great arguments for it
  55. [2012-01-08 00:54:14] <Guile> social*
  56. [2012-01-08 00:55:38] <StillSickBob> Someone just linked me something called Moretsu pirates. If I'm looking at the op right, it's... space pirate school on space pirate planet... or something
  57. [2012-01-08 00:56:08] <Guile> 'bodacious space pirates'? ive heard worse titles, thats for sure
  58. [2012-01-08 01:03:38] <Guile> these guys are really pretty talented http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwy2RLAPL7k&list=UU-Op8pOVwbeqp6lyL2xJvqQ&index=2&feature=plcp
  59. [2012-01-08 01:03:39] <Classhole> Guile: Arkham City Inspired Test - Thousand Pounds - length 1m 49s - rated 4.96/5.0 (4071) - 241984 views - RivenX3i on 2011.11.17
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  69. [2012-01-08 01:20:44] <StillSickBob> I tentatively label the headache pacified, and myself so toasted I'm not 100% certain I know my name. There's about 2% of doubt.
  70. [2012-01-08 01:22:27] <Ironybot> Glad you're feeling better.
  71. [2012-01-08 01:24:04] -->| Conil (~Conil@Rizon-8A382E92.client.mchsi.com) has joined #golemquest
  72. [2012-01-08 01:24:28] <Conil> So, about a dozen reconnect attempts before success. Bleh.
  73. [2012-01-08 01:24:38] <StillSickBob> But now you are here.
  74. [2012-01-08 01:25:25] <StillSickBob> And here you are-the place you are wheverever you go: 'here', that place that's indelibly localized to the speaker.
  75. [2012-01-08 01:25:31] <StillSickBob> Word salad.
  76. [2012-01-08 01:25:38] <StillSickBob> Enjoy.
  77. [2012-01-08 01:28:50] <Conil> But where is this channel?
  78. [2012-01-08 01:29:07] <Conil> Is it the physical location of the server? Anywhere anyone is connected to it?
  79. [2012-01-08 01:29:09] <StillSickBob> it's here, for each of us, all at the same time
  80. [2012-01-08 01:29:14] <StillSickBob> even though each here is different
  81. [2012-01-08 01:29:17] <StillSickBob> it is the same
  82. [2012-01-08 01:29:30] <Guile> so many simultaneous and different heres
  83. [2012-01-08 01:29:31] <Conil> I shall dwell on these words of wisdom
  84. [2012-01-08 01:30:24] <Ironybot> It is the transient and fleeting communal vessel, upon which we sail the electro-seas in search of fleeting moments of contentment.
  85. [2012-01-08 01:30:55] <StillSickBob> Also, Armas' perpetually sheathed sword should be a Grossmesser. 1500 mm long upscaled scimitar of the size of the size for horse slicing. You would also have oodles of room to bling the fuck out of the scabbard
  86. [2012-01-08 01:31:12] <StillSickBob> and It would let Armas perpetually claim 'mine's bigger' to everyone else with a sword
  87. [2012-01-08 01:31:53] <Guile> "You don't get to taste my true blade. You get..." *pulls out tiny dagger* "... this."
  88. [2012-01-08 01:32:14] <StillSickBob> taps dagger against side, it shimmers, is actually a fuckhuge spear
  89. [2012-01-08 01:32:32] <StillSickBob> MY WEAPONS ARE HUGE
  90. [2012-01-08 01:32:42] <StillSickBob> THAT MEANS I GIVE HUGE WOUNDS
  91. [2012-01-08 01:32:47] <StillSickBob> CLEAVE AND CUT, CLEAVE AND CUT
  92. [2012-01-08 01:32:48] <MrTT> ><StillSickBob> MY WEAPONS ARE HUGE
  93. [2012-01-08 01:32:51] <MrTT> what did i just walk into?
  94. [2012-01-08 01:32:53] <Conil> Perpetually sheathed sword? Huh? XD
  95. [2012-01-08 01:33:08] <Ironybot> I wonder if we could get a spear glamored to look like a dagger, so that everyone who can't see through the glamour dies pitifully easily.
  96. [2012-01-08 01:33:55] <StillSickBob> A joke. Since Armas doesn't really know crap about fighitng with a sword, when the whole Japan saga happens where he's back in time (sort of), he'll have a sword he carries that he acts like he's some grand master with-but makes it 'easier' for others by fighting them with a spear, a peasent's weapon, instead.
  97. [2012-01-08 01:34:03] <MrTT> @Guile: Your logic of why wizards will never want to make more wizards is flawed as fuckl
  98. [2012-01-08 01:34:09] <Samar> or we could make a lurk-skin covered gun and shoot people with out "finger"
  99. [2012-01-08 01:34:12] <Samar> our*
  100. [2012-01-08 01:34:18] <MrTT> There are a bunch of wizards, gods, dragons, etc in the world
  101. [2012-01-08 01:34:25] <Conil> WAit, Japan saga?
  102. [2012-01-08 01:34:26] <Conil> What?
  103. [2012-01-08 01:34:37] <MrTT> A wizard has the chance to make their children/grandchildren into wizards as well... why not?
  104. [2012-01-08 01:34:47] <MrTT> a clan of wizards... they could combined kill all the gods, dragons, and other wizards
  105. [2012-01-08 01:35:20] <MrTT> there might be an accord agasint that though... where wizards, gods, and dragons gang up on a wizard who makes more wizards... although seems a bit BSy considering dragons make more dragons with their penises all the time
  106. [2012-01-08 01:35:44] <MrTT> Even if wizardhood somehow steralizes a person, they could become a wizard after knocking a woman up
  107. [2012-01-08 01:35:54] <MrTT> or squirting a baby from the vagina if a witch
  108. [2012-01-08 01:36:14] <MrTT> holy shit... what happens if a pregnant woman is hit by NN gate WHILE preggers?
  109. [2012-01-08 01:36:20] <Guile> It feels like there should be some joke here about 'tasting my sword' and oral sex
  110. [2012-01-08 01:36:27] <Shifter19> Very bad things.
  111. [2012-01-08 01:36:27] <Guile> but I cant quite reach it
  112. [2012-01-08 01:37:59] |<-- JackassOfTroy has left irc.rizon.net (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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  115. [2012-01-08 01:55:24] <StillSickBob> Wutenheimer
  116. [2012-01-08 01:55:29] <Wutenheimer> what.
  117. [2012-01-08 01:55:49] <StillSickBob> what say ye to a meter and a half long gross messer as Armas' undrawn sword in Japantime?
  118. [2012-01-08 01:56:07] <StillSickBob> Basically giant scimitar
  119. [2012-01-08 01:56:53] <Wutenheimer> messer? no idea what that is
  120. [2012-01-08 01:57:00] <Wutenheimer> also i'm drunk as fuck
  121. [2012-01-08 01:57:14] <Wutenheimer> and i may or may not have a girldriend now i'm not sure
  122. [2012-01-08 01:57:26] <StillSickBob> oh?
  123. [2012-01-08 01:57:35] <StillSickBob> you seem to have a story to tell
  124. [2012-01-08 01:57:54] <Ironybot> Quantum congratulations on your perhaps achievement.
  125. [2012-01-08 01:59:49] <CaptainButthead> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326008858913.jpg
  126. [2012-01-08 02:00:29] <StillSickBob> So, that Moretsu pirates show... I just realized something.
  127. [2012-01-08 02:00:44] <StillSickBob> I illegally pirated a show about legal pirates
  128. [2012-01-08 02:01:04] <StillSickBob> That's some fucked up shit there.
  129. [2012-01-08 02:01:08] <Wutenheimer> short short version my friend invited me and another single friend out to pool
  130. [2012-01-08 02:01:34] <Wutenheimer> and we ended up maybe going out, we've agreed to see eachother next weekedn
  131. [2012-01-08 02:01:58] <Wutenheimer> we spent atleast an hour with eachothers tongues down eachothers throats
  132. [2012-01-08 02:02:36] <Wutenheimer> it's really aggravating becuase i dont want a girlfriend, but she's a brony who plays competitive pokemon
  133. [2012-01-08 02:02:43] <StillSickBob> Good times.
  134. [2012-01-08 02:02:49] <StillSickBob> You can't say no to a fuckable pokebro
  135. [2012-01-08 02:04:54] <Wutenheimer> yeah, but she doesnt put out without a serious relationship, and i want the exact opposite of a serious relationship
  136. [2012-01-08 02:05:02] <Wutenheimer> but she's perfect
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  138. [2012-01-08 02:13:59] <Ralith> if you don't want a serious relationship, why does it matter that she's perfect
  139. [2012-01-08 02:14:08] <Ralith> casual relationships tend to be much more tolerant of differences
  140. [2012-01-08 02:17:26] <Shot__> Working on update for Red sands now.
  141. [2012-01-08 02:17:30] <Shot__> Should be pretty long.
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  145. [2012-01-08 02:23:01] <Ralith> :D
  146. [2012-01-08 02:27:54] <CaptainButthead> The Right Laine 2: http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326010737468.jpg
  147. [2012-01-08 02:29:22] <Wutenheimer> yes,
  148. [2012-01-08 02:29:28] <Wutenheimer> just, yes.
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  153. [2012-01-08 03:38:58] <BUTTZ> Mouretsu Pirates
  154. [2012-01-08 03:38:59] <BUTTZ> The story centers around a spirited high school girl named Marika. She keeps herself busy with the space yacht club and her part-time job at a high-class retro café. One day, two men suddenly appear and claim to be subordinates of her dead father. They demand that she assume command of the space pirate ship Benten Maru. A privateer ship's compact was made during a war of independence a century ago, and according to that compact, the
  155. [2012-01-08 03:39:06] <BUTTZ> ADVENTURE!
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  157. [2012-01-08 03:46:46] <Shot__> http://www.falloutwiki.com/Ballistic_fist God damn, I want one.
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  159. [2012-01-08 03:48:49] <BUTTZ> http://cdn.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/gun.jpg
  160. [2012-01-08 03:48:54] <BUTTZ> This is better
  161. [2012-01-08 03:49:04] <Shifter19> There are shotgun designs that could be wrist-mounted and triggered that way...
  162. [2012-01-08 03:49:22] <Shot__> http://www.falloutwiki.com/Two-Step_Goodbye_%28GRA%29 There's also this one.
  163. [2012-01-08 03:52:48] |<-- AlratanMobile has left irc.rizon.net ()
  164. [2012-01-08 03:58:00] <BUTTZ> Mine is the best!
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  166. [2012-01-08 04:01:10] <AlratanMobile> Morning gutsy
  167. [2012-01-08 04:01:15] <AlratanMobile> *guys
  168. [2012-01-08 04:01:34] <BUTTZ> Al shouldn't we get Armas a gun like this: http://cdn.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/gun.jpg
  169. [2012-01-08 04:02:39] <AlratanMobile> As I want him to turn off his recently acquires peculiarity, then I'm afraid I have to say no
  170. [2012-01-08 04:02:40] <Burrowed_Lurker> I'd prefer one with the little flag that says bang
  171. [2012-01-08 04:03:02] <AlratanMobile> Also, no update?
  172. [2012-01-08 04:03:05] <BUTTZ> Man Al you're no fun
  173. [2012-01-08 04:03:11] <BUTTZ> What if we got one for Amen?
  174. [2012-01-08 04:04:01] <Burrowed_Lurker> Man the less we interact with Amen the better.
  175. [2012-01-08 04:06:28] <Shifter19> Conversely I consider him to be the safest chakra practice supervisor there is.
  176. [2012-01-08 04:07:03] <Burrowed_Lurker> how so?
  177. [2012-01-08 04:08:42] <Shifter19> He is compelled to not let us die, or rather he is an excellent source of injuries to heal and resist.
  178. [2012-01-08 04:10:14] <Burrowed_Lurker> That actually works. good point. I'm mostly just opposed to using him on principle, as he's trying to lure us into a false sense of security.
  179. [2012-01-08 04:10:58] <BUTTZ> There's no sense of security, but if we can figure out how to use him properly we'll be better off for it
  180. [2012-01-08 04:10:59] <Shifter19> True, but making him paranoid about us? We could do that.
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  182. [2012-01-08 04:13:41] <BUTTZ> We should make more crazy demands of Amen
  183. [2012-01-08 04:14:15] <BUTTZ> "AMEN! I INVENTED A NEW KIND OF *mumblemuble*! FILE THIS WITH THE PATENT OFFICE!"
  184. [2012-01-08 04:15:52] <BUTTZ> "This is just a drawing of a penis"
  185. [2012-01-08 04:15:54] <BUTTZ> "FILE IT!"
  186. [2012-01-08 04:15:58] <BUTTZ> "Very well."
  187. [2012-01-08 04:16:02] <Shifter19> We should get Amen to greet all guests wearing a hat made entirely from tinfoil.
  188. [2012-01-08 04:17:04] <Shot__> A magnificintly crafted one.
  189. [2012-01-08 04:17:25] <Shot__> "Is that... a chrome hat?" "No, tinfoil. Neat, huh?"
  190. [2012-01-08 04:18:32] <BUTTZ> We should make Amen look like he's obese
  191. [2012-01-08 04:18:33] <Shifter19> Dah, though would he take a hit to his pride in order to mess with guests...
  192. [2012-01-08 04:20:53] <BUTTZ> Oh oh !
  193. [2012-01-08 04:20:58] <BUTTZ> We should have a contest!
  194. [2012-01-08 04:21:06] <BUTTZ> Let the winning Russian pick how Amen looks for a month!
  195. [2012-01-08 04:21:55] <BUTTZ> Guys this is the best idea
  196. [2012-01-08 04:22:01] <BUTTZ> How come we never thought of it before?
  197. [2012-01-08 04:22:21] <Shifter19> Because you are not drunk enough.
  198. [2012-01-08 04:23:02] <BUTTZ> No seriously it's incredible
  199. [2012-01-08 04:23:05] <BUTTZ> We need to do this
  200. [2012-01-08 04:23:31] <Shifter19> We need a contest type first.
  201. [2012-01-08 04:23:39] <BUTTZ> Right
  202. [2012-01-08 04:23:50] <Shifter19> I'm thinking... twister.
  203. [2012-01-08 04:24:09] <BUTTZ> No no, poetry
  204. [2012-01-08 04:24:10] <Samar> is Sake allowed to troll during the contest?
  205. [2012-01-08 04:24:21] <BUTTZ> Sake's always allowed to troll in the house
  206. [2012-01-08 04:25:47] <BUTTZ> One of the big benefits of being house-broken, after all
  207. [2012-01-08 04:28:37] <BUTTZ> Oh man we need to work that into a conversation somehow
  208. [2012-01-08 04:28:52] <BUTTZ> Armas saying something like "You know this is one of the big reasons why I let them potty train me as a kid"
  209. [2012-01-08 04:30:01] <BUTTZ> Actually I bet he was one of those kids who responded really well to bribes
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  211. [2012-01-08 04:32:28] <BUTTZ> Alratan we believe that Armas' parents had to bribe him to potty train him
  212. [2012-01-08 04:32:46] <BUTTZ> "Only potty-trained kids are allowed in Disneyland, Armas"
  213. [2012-01-08 04:33:39] <BUTTZ> >Years later
  214. [2012-01-08 04:33:50] <BUTTZ> "If it weren't for the Magic Kingdom I would never have learned how to use toilets."
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  216. [2012-01-08 04:42:31] <BUTTZ> Ha ha he couldn't take how awesome I am
  217. [2012-01-08 04:53:05] <Shot__> Update prepped - but must wait until tommorow.
  218. [2012-01-08 04:54:18] <BUTTZ> Why?
  219. [2012-01-08 04:55:01] <BUTTZ> You're still doing research for the lesbian love scene aren't you?
  220. [2012-01-08 04:56:56] <Shot__> Nope
  221. [2012-01-08 04:57:34] <Shot__> Need to ref with the world creator - as he is the final say on specific NPCs
  222. [2012-01-08 04:58:12] <BUTTZ> "No she's not a REAL lesbian, she's actually just a sexual predator, she doesn't care what gender they are as long as they're virgins"
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  228. [2012-01-08 05:39:03] <Ralith> wait, red sands is someone else's world?
  229. [2012-01-08 05:39:29] <Samar> that guy who was on a few days ago
  230. [2012-01-08 05:40:04] <Dart666> no update?
  231. [2012-01-08 05:40:14] <BUTTZ> Bob was all puking and shitting and high
  232. [2012-01-08 05:40:30] <BUTTZ> He was all like "blarragh migranes from too much puking blarragh"
  233. [2012-01-08 05:40:52] <BUTTZ> He said he'd finish it up in the morning
  234. [2012-01-08 05:43:10] <BUTTZ> Dart do you run a russian?
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  236. [2012-01-08 05:47:24] <Dart666> no
  237. [2012-01-08 05:50:27] <BUTTZ> Too much excitement for ya?
  238. [2012-01-08 06:05:07] <Samar> put Armas Laine into an anagram generator and got "Armas Laine's anagram name is MEAN AS LIAR"
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  242. [2012-01-08 06:53:46] <Arkeus> can i have the last 8hrs or so of logs?
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  244. [2012-01-08 07:12:52] <EvilP> http://www.logonforlogs.com/product_images/uploaded_images/logs_photo.jpg
  245. [2012-01-08 07:21:40] <Arkeus> http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=2125#comic
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  247. [2012-01-08 08:10:22] <Alratan> well, I've updated the armory on the wiki
  248. [2012-01-08 08:10:30] <Alratan> http://tgchan.org/wiki/Guns_for_Hire_Armory
  249. [2012-01-08 08:10:44] <Alratan> We really should have tried a bit harder to standardise weapons
  250. [2012-01-08 08:11:02] <Alratan> Maintainance and keeping all the varieties of cartridges we require will be a pain
  251. [2012-01-08 08:11:42] <Alratan> 30 pistols
  252. [2012-01-08 08:11:49] <Alratan> well, handguns
  253. [2012-01-08 08:12:00] <Alratan> or 11 different kinds
  254. [2012-01-08 08:12:03] <Alratan> *of
  255. [2012-01-08 08:12:17] <Alratan> 24 submachine guns
  256. [2012-01-08 08:12:28] <Alratan> of six different kinds
  257. [2012-01-08 08:13:03] <Alratan> 12 longarms, of 7 wildly different kinds
  258. [2012-01-08 08:14:50] <Burrowed_Lurker> Well at least we have standardized minigun sidearms
  259. [2012-01-08 08:18:53] <Alratan> as soon as we find a vehicle to attach them to
  260. [2012-01-08 08:21:31] <Burrowed_Lurker> pff, we shouldn't let anyone who can't fire them one-handed use them. Make them a reward for learning reinforcement or being born a Valkonen
  261. [2012-01-08 08:22:33] <WaryObserver> I thought the main problem with miniguns was the power supplies are to heavy and bulky for practical use.
  262. [2012-01-08 08:22:44] <Alratan> yeah
  263. [2012-01-08 08:22:47] <Burrowed_Lurker> That too
  264. [2012-01-08 08:22:55] <WaryObserver> Plus ammo
  265. [2012-01-08 08:22:56] <Alratan> the weapons themselves are heavy enough
  266. [2012-01-08 08:23:13] <Alratan> but when you add on the motor to rorate them, and thepowersupply to drive the motor
  267. [2012-01-08 08:23:30] <Alratan> and then you have the recoil issue...
  268. [2012-01-08 08:23:58] <WaryObserver> I thought due to the rotationg barrels recoil was reduced to a non-issue.
  269. [2012-01-08 08:24:17] <WaryObserver> But what do I know.
  270. [2012-01-08 08:26:23] <WaryObserver> Disregard recoil comment, Average is 150 lbs of recoil.
  271. [2012-01-08 08:26:41] <Alratan> the rotatng barrels do nothign for recoil
  272. [2012-01-08 08:27:00] <Alratan> by allowing for a much higher RoF they actually make it worse
  273. [2012-01-08 08:27:40] <Alratan> plus, the gyroscopic effects of the rotating barrel amke the barrel ift effect much harder to manage, which is why they need to be mounted onto something
  274. [2012-01-08 08:43:04] <Alratan> well, updated the armory page to include ammo types
  275. [2012-01-08 08:48:10] <Alratan> and even excluding the heavt weapons, we use nine different calibres of ammunition
  276. [2012-01-08 08:50:52] <Burrowed_Lurker> damn
  277. [2012-01-08 08:53:06] <Alratan> we have none of five of the types
  278. [2012-01-08 08:53:13] <Alratan> http://tgchan.org/wiki/Guns_for_Hire_Armory
  279. [2012-01-08 08:55:05] <Alratan> Stuff like the 9x21mm Gyurza, which we only have one weapon that uses, may not be worth keeping in stock
  280. [2012-01-08 09:03:59] <Alratan> http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524
  281. [2012-01-08 09:08:06] <Burrowed_Lurker> Whelp
  282. [2012-01-08 09:08:32] <Burrowed_Lurker> Hmm guess the kid could make an interesting sort of undead character for GfH
  283. [2012-01-08 09:09:57] <Alratan> Some rather odd affinity for the dead, probably
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  289. [2012-01-08 09:34:53] <Wutenheimer> PENIS
  290. [2012-01-08 09:34:56] <Wutenheimer> ALL OF THE PENIS
  291. [2012-01-08 09:35:02] <Wutenheimer> THE PENIS HAS BEEN DOUBLED
  292. [2012-01-08 09:35:13] <Alratan> On that topic
  293. [2012-01-08 09:35:14] <Alratan> http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524
  294. [2012-01-08 09:35:46] <Wutenheimer> her last name is marmaduke
  295. [2012-01-08 09:36:22] <Wutenheimer> not surprised she's a necrophiliac, i wouldnt want to put up with people if my last name was marmaduke either
  296. [2012-01-08 09:39:27] <Wutenheimer> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wy4_1kXx1fM/TwZ6rsAYmwI/AAAAAAAACL8/A09_6y5elvI/s400/108146+-+artist-megasweet+katia_managan+twilight_sparkle.png
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  304. [2012-01-08 11:43:50] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Morning/Afternoon/Evening, chaps.
  305. [2012-01-08 11:43:51] <Alratan> hi Bob
  306. [2012-01-08 11:44:36] <Alratan> just to confirm something, is all the stuff we recovered from the warehouse is going into the Armoury be default?
  307. [2012-01-08 11:45:07] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Yes, the assumption is it was all added to a collective pool, currently called the 'Armory'
  308. [2012-01-08 11:46:41] <Alratan> ok then
  309. [2012-01-08 11:46:58] <Alratan> Hopefully this is up to date
  310. [2012-01-08 11:46:59] <Alratan> http://tgchan.org/wiki/Guns_for_Hire_Armory
  311. [2012-01-08 11:47:20] <Alratan> assuming Armas has not yet donated his gear to the common pool
  312. [2012-01-08 11:51:53] <Alratan> I assumed that the Stinger missiles came in launchers
  313. [2012-01-08 11:53:08] <Arkeus> HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob: with the sole exceptions being Buttz's wallet spree?
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  315. [2012-01-08 11:54:03] <DoubleU> Ooooh.
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  317. [2012-01-08 12:04:56] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Correct: BUTTZ's wallet spree is the solething not entered on the armory. Credit cards and such are still eligible.
  318. [2012-01-08 12:06:20] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> .tell InsufferableMystic If Lev is looking for ways to improve hand and finger dexterity for knifework, you may wish to consider having him pick up drawing at a later point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FVgXW60poM
  319. [2012-01-08 12:06:21] <Classhole> HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob: I'll pass that along.
  320. [2012-01-08 12:06:22] <Classhole> HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob: penspinning stunt! - length 1m 4s - rated 4.43/5.0 (369) - 89257 views - Lifebookskills on 2010.05.11
  321. [2012-01-08 12:06:31] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Incidentally, awesome vid
  322. [2012-01-08 12:06:47] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> guy draws a portrait while spinning his pen to make all the strokes.
  323. [2012-01-08 12:06:50] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Which is a bit insane.
  324. [2012-01-08 12:08:20] <Alratan> I wonder if when/if we get the company heart, we could augment the chakra/soul component of the link so that we could collaboratively make charms, with Armas providing the juice, another Russian providing one of the skills - perhaps calligraphy, another making the paper or carving the bone, etc
  325. [2012-01-08 12:08:34] <mib_ivmmbk> You know even if that's fake the pen spinning was damn good
  326. [2012-01-08 12:08:46] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> That was my impression.
  327. [2012-01-08 12:09:24] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Alratan: possibly, but you'd need to set it up to allow boosted synergy in a given field-such as charm crafting. Which, again, is harder to do than just setting up the heart.
  328. [2012-01-08 12:12:29] <Alratan> would you have to restrict it to charm making, or would making it function for any kind of crafting be too hard
  329. [2012-01-08 12:12:40] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> http://www.sfmuseum.org/hist1/norton.html
  330. [2012-01-08 12:13:37] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Alratan: has to be specific to a given subset of magical enterprise all humans can do-so, for example, Chakra research? that's fine. Charms? Fine too. Rituals? So long as a normal bloke can do them fine. But no bloodlines, no blanket boosts, that sort of thing.
  331. [2012-01-08 12:13:56] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Also I am partly convinced Norton there was really Emperor of the united states.
  332. [2012-01-08 12:14:25] <guile> until that damn time-travelling wizard
  333. [2012-01-08 12:14:34] <Alratan> Emperor Norton wa san interesting character
  334. [2012-01-08 12:15:47] <Alratan> On the synergy, I was more thinking about allowing mas production, so that one person can make each part, with it all counting as if just one person had been working on them, but chakra research is an interesting one to link
  335. [2012-01-08 12:16:35] <guile> I dont really see why handmade paper and a russian doing the calligraphy while we chakra-charge would require the Heart's bloodlink
  336. [2012-01-08 12:19:08] <Alratan> I'm unclear as to whether you have to make your own charms for scratch
  337. [2012-01-08 12:19:18] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Frankly, not a one of Armas' cohorts could imbue equivalent amounts of energy into their calligraphy (if taoist) or their engravings (if most goblinic and elvish charms) or embossing (dwarven, dunter) or properly shaped to tap fundamental magical mathamatical formula (dragon) or anything else.
  338. [2012-01-08 12:19:43] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> But with the heart, they could piggy-back his magical strength, and it's no longer an issue-though that's only if you set up the heart properly.
  339. [2012-01-08 12:20:02] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> And I am not counting any Valkonens as cohorts, to clarify.
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  341. [2012-01-08 12:24:36] <Alratan> That sounds like an interesting component of the plan
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  343. [2012-01-08 12:26:26] <Alratan> If SB is included in the bloodheart, can they similarly piggyback from his strength as well? Sake seems more challenging, although, if we were to have us, SB, and Sake in the mix, even if we didn't get Hillevi, it would be interesting to see what charms be could make based on drawing on all our flavours of magic
  344. [2012-01-08 12:26:42] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Realistically, I don't see you swinging Hillevi on that since her PC very much so likes how things are, and Einrik I don't see because he has to some day become clan head-and a clan head can't be subservient to another magical pact.
  345. [2012-01-08 12:26:54] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3I'm not saying impossible, but... challenging, to say the least.
  346. [2012-01-08 12:27:03] <Alratan> We wouldn't ask Einrik, I think
  347. [2012-01-08 12:27:33] <Alratan> And a PC would potentially b interested in experimentation, I suppose
  348. [2012-01-08 12:28:47] <Wutenheimer> let einrik know he's invited to join but dont expect him to accept
  349. [2012-01-08 12:28:52] <Wutenheimer> just so he knows we care
  350. [2012-01-08 12:28:53] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Armas's PC mindset =/= a single other PCs mindset in GfH. Take that as you will.
  351. [2012-01-08 12:29:19] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3There's a reason Einrik thinks Armas is his best friend/living test subject ever
  352. [2012-01-08 12:29:19] <Arkeus> heh
  353. [2012-01-08 12:29:27] <Arkeus> Hehehehehe
  354. [2012-01-08 12:29:29] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3because no one else is retarded enough to keep doing all these crazy things.
  355. [2012-01-08 12:29:36] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Armas though...
  356. [2012-01-08 12:29:47] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3WHAT'S THAT A DANGEROUS, UNTESTED QUICK ROUTE TO POWER?
  357. [2012-01-08 12:29:50] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
  358. [2012-01-08 12:29:56] <Arkeus> Honestly, i still think BC does things that are more dangerous than Armas does
  359. [2012-01-08 12:30:13] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Big Crazy? Really?
  360. [2012-01-08 12:30:25] <Alratan> HummingBro's binding seems positively restrained compared to our usual run
  361. [2012-01-08 12:31:14] <Arkeus> HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob: yes, really. His stint with the hydra is more dangerous to most things we are doing, i think
  362. [2012-01-08 12:31:35] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Even when he got 'VALKONEN BRAND SUPERVISION' to keep things kosher?
  363. [2012-01-08 12:31:49] <mib_ivmmbk> Big Crazy doesn't really do much, which is why it's hard to really call him on anything
  364. [2012-01-08 12:32:02] <mib_ivmmbk> The one thing I note as being crazy is the hydra
  365. [2012-01-08 12:32:05] <Alratan> I thought the Valkonens knew very little about spirit animals
  366. [2012-01-08 12:32:05] <mib_ivmmbk> In his belly
  367. [2012-01-08 12:32:06] <mib_ivmmbk> That's alive
  368. [2012-01-08 12:32:12] <mib_ivmmbk> And eating him
  369. [2012-01-08 12:32:18] <mib_ivmmbk> Armas level? No
  370. [2012-01-08 12:32:24] <mib_ivmmbk> But it's a pretty good start
  371. [2012-01-08 12:32:26] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Alratan: they don't. Tartalo does.
  372. [2012-01-08 12:32:49] <Alratan> Einrik is a bit harsh not to have mentioned that when we came asking
  373. [2012-01-08 12:32:53] <Alratan> which is a shame
  374. [2012-01-08 12:32:53] <Wutenheimer> tartalo is pretty boss
  375. [2012-01-08 12:33:55] <Arkeus> <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> Even when he got 'VALKONEN BRAND SUPERVISION' to keep things kosher? <= the problem isn't the experimenting, it's the crazy shit he has to do to keep himself 'safe'
  376. [2012-01-08 12:34:30] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Tartalo's knowledge of it does not at all synergize well with 'curiosity killed the cat' types, what with most of it being 'that which must not be known' and Armas without a doubt not caring.
  377. [2012-01-08 12:34:38] <guile> We're juggling more magical pacts/bindings than he is, I think, and we're in the market for more. Less immediately dangerous, I suppose
  378. [2012-01-08 12:34:41] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Einrik decided it'd be better to just not risk that.
  379. [2012-01-08 12:35:13] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Just think of his belly hydra like a tapeworm that gives him superpowers.
  380. [2012-01-08 12:35:19] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Honestly, that's about how it works.
  381. [2012-01-08 12:35:29] <guile> but... half our soul's in the Dark. Does that seem dangerous to anyone else?
  382. [2012-01-08 12:35:30] <Wutenheimer> how do we get one
  383. [2012-01-08 12:35:30] <Alratan> Now we have a spirt manipulation bloodline, that knowledge would be incredibly useful framework
  384. [2012-01-08 12:35:44] <mib_ivmmbk> I look forward to seeing him adopt Armas' gaunt look
  385. [2012-01-08 12:36:01] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3And that's why he didn't tell you Alratan-he knew your first thought would be 'I can use this' not 'I need to be careful with what I learn'
  386. [2012-01-08 12:36:02] <Arkeus> guile: we arne't in the marketr for contracts
  387. [2012-01-08 12:36:06] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3And that's why he STILL won't tell you
  388. [2012-01-08 12:36:11] <guile> Both of us probably look like we could sit down and eat a steak or 12. Does Istanbul have any All You Can Eat restaraunts of any quality?
  389. [2012-01-08 12:36:12] <Arkeus> and the ones we have were mostly non volunetary
  390. [2012-01-08 12:36:16] <Alratan> A large part of the reason Armas appears so reckless is that he's so utterly ignorant about everything, he has no framework to understand or judge relative risk
  391. [2012-01-08 12:36:18] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3because he's pretty damn sure you will get your ass killed in a permanent fashion.
  392. [2012-01-08 12:36:20] <Wutenheimer> he'll get gaunt and armas will FLIP OUT with the cooking
  393. [2012-01-08 12:36:28] <mib_ivmmbk> And us insisting on giving him fashion tips for how to accentuate a scary, hungry physique.
  394. [2012-01-08 12:36:36] <Wutenheimer> :D
  395. [2012-01-08 12:36:37] <Arkeus> I honestly don't think Armas is that crazy at all with risks
  396. [2012-01-08 12:36:38] <guile> We want more than one spirit animal, dont we? And the blood heart? And potentially other shit as it occurs to us?
  397. [2012-01-08 12:37:02] <Alratan> If Armas understood anything about what he was doing, he probably would be able to tailor his plans to be safer
  398. [2012-01-08 12:37:03] <Wutenheimer> we really should stop playing like mordre
  399. [2012-01-08 12:37:06] <Wutenheimer> but its so fun
  400. [2012-01-08 12:37:12] <mib_ivmmbk> But yeah BC can't really be lauded for his sensibility
  401. [2012-01-08 12:37:18] <mib_ivmmbk> Because he does one type of thing
  402. [2012-01-08 12:37:23] <guile> yeah, Id like to scale back the Armas craziness. Just a notch or two.
  403. [2012-01-08 12:37:29] <Arkeus> <guile> We want more than one spirit animal, dont we? And the blood heart? And potentially other shit as it occurs to us? <= those aren't contracts, though
  404. [2012-01-08 12:37:41] <mib_ivmmbk> Remember the days of the first thread?
  405. [2012-01-08 12:37:42] <Wutenheimer> because completely mortal fucker doing insane things a metalsoulgod would shy away from
  406. [2012-01-08 12:37:44] <mib_ivmmbk> Remember chuck?
  407. [2012-01-08 12:37:45] <guile> magical pacts, soul slaves, whatever
  408. [2012-01-08 12:37:46] <Alratan> the crazy has really ramped up
  409. [2012-01-08 12:37:54] <Arkeus> BC really seemed to me as the kind of guy who pretends to be careful but really isn't
  410. [2012-01-08 12:38:08] <Arkeus> with the way he got had by Savoy, Olga, and what he did with Hydra
  411. [2012-01-08 12:38:17] <Wutenheimer> also, speaking of the magic heart would that shit translate to GQ? because putting the morgren on one of those things would be AMAZING
  412. [2012-01-08 12:38:20] <Arkeus> multiple charms to take constantly daily like that? crazy
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  414. [2012-01-08 12:38:29] <guile> He's a merc for hire. Thats not a job that lends itself well to a stable mindset. For being an assassin, BC has it pretty together
  415. [2012-01-08 12:39:06] <Arkeus> I disagree- he is calm and stable but thinks too much of his stability, and ends up doing crazier things than Armas does
  416. [2012-01-08 12:39:14] <mib_ivmmbk> Man BC should hope he never gets captured again
  417. [2012-01-08 12:39:22] <Alratan> Armas needs to calm the fuck down and chill out, pick up his new martial arts hobby a bit, and spend a lot of time in spiritual self examination
  418. [2012-01-08 12:39:26] <BigSister> Or getting knocked out
  419. [2012-01-08 12:39:33] <guile> man, this is silly. Fighting Barrett in Deus Ex: 4 rocket launcher rockets and a sniper bullet to the face? Whatever. But big red exploding barrels? THATs where the damage is at
  420. [2012-01-08 12:40:12] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Yeah Al, about that spiritual self examination-that's going to keep failing until he can do something more than indirectly perceive his soul's outline and energy output via his chakras.
  421. [2012-01-08 12:40:28] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3You can tell him to meditate on it all you want, but that won't change until he can actually percieve his soul differently.
  422. [2012-01-08 12:41:24] <Arkeus> And we still don't really know how to get to that
  423. [2012-01-08 12:41:28] <guile> do we really need to stick with the martial arts? I'm over it
  424. [2012-01-08 12:41:55] <Arkeus> Beside 'keep working on chakra', and TRY to work on external soul sculpting in order to differentiate internal soul sculpting from 'basic' soul stealth via darkening
  425. [2012-01-08 12:42:05] <Burrowed_Lurker> do they make mirrors to help look at your soul?
  426. [2012-01-08 12:42:58] <guile> sounds like the kind of thing SOMEONE's marketed, BL
  427. [2012-01-08 12:43:01] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3The only soul mirrors in existence can do what you want-and a good bit more besides-but are exceedingly hard to make, and all current ones are currently owned or still hidden in someone's stash.
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  429. [2012-01-08 12:43:58] <Burrowed_Lurker> Hmm, well do any of those "photograph your aura" guys have a legit variant?
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  431. [2012-01-08 12:44:23] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3'aura', when it's a real thing and not bullshit, is just a picture of chakratic energy, not the soul itself.
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  433. [2012-01-08 12:44:30] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Though yes, such photographers exist
  434. [2012-01-08 12:44:54] <Alratan> Bob: That's the point of getting practice examinign SB's soul, to look for bits that are like our own, such as the divine graft. If that fails, then we could ask Amen to create a space/boundary warp so as we look out of one doorway to a room we see back into the same room through another door. If we want to risk that, that its
  435. [2012-01-08 12:45:00] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3In fact, there is a small niche photographer field of people that hunt down chakra styles and take pictures to document its function.
  436. [2012-01-08 12:45:16] <Alratan> I don't like asking Amen though
  437. [2012-01-08 12:45:22] <Arkeus> I still think my idea of using soul stealth to copy someone's soul, and then looking at it and 'relaxing' it back to normal state, could help Armas
  438. [2012-01-08 12:45:43] <Alratan> We can't do that until we can perceive our soul though
  439. [2012-01-08 12:45:58] <Alratan> so it's a bit cart before the horse
  440. [2012-01-08 12:46:49] <Arkeus> nah Alratan
  441. [2012-01-08 12:46:58] <Arkeus> my point is to copy someone' soul we can see
  442. [2012-01-08 12:47:05] <Arkeus> so we would 'know' what ours should look like
  443. [2012-01-08 12:47:10] <Alratan> you want to change how our soul looks like when we can't see our soul to know what we're doing?
  444. [2012-01-08 12:47:11] <Arkeus> and then relaxing it to its proper shape
  445. [2012-01-08 12:47:18] <Arkeus> and trying to gleam what ours look like this way
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  447. [2012-01-08 12:47:52] <Alratan> Why do you think that Darkening actually changes the shape of our soul, and isn't just an illusion that changes how people perceive it?
  448. [2012-01-08 12:48:05] <Arkeus> Sure, as long as we are not using soul sculpting, it should be relatively noncrippling
  449. [2012-01-08 12:48:15] <Arkeus> Alratan: does it matter?
  450. [2012-01-08 12:48:24] <Alratan> Yes
  451. [2012-01-08 12:48:36] <Alratan> As in one the shape of our soul doesn't change, so doesn't relax
  452. [2012-01-08 12:48:44] <Arkeus> If it changes how people perceive it, it would still make ArmĂąas able to perceive this illusion
  453. [2012-01-08 12:48:55] <Alratan> why?
  454. [2012-01-08 12:48:59] <Arkeus> and then he will still be able to gleam its real shape when relaxed
  455. [2012-01-08 12:49:03] <Arkeus> no real difference
  456. [2012-01-08 12:49:08] <Alratan> what is this relax you're talking about?
  457. [2012-01-08 12:49:21] <Arkeus> You 'make your soul look like Gloom's"
  458. [2012-01-08 12:49:28] <Arkeus> you then" stop making it look like gloom's"
  459. [2012-01-08 12:49:33] <Alratan> But you don't make it like Gloom;s
  460. [2012-01-08 12:49:40] <Arkeus> and we look at what we can see during the transition
  461. [2012-01-08 12:49:45] <Alratan> you make other people perceive your soul to be like Gloom's
  462. [2012-01-08 12:49:55] <Arkeus> It doesn't matter either way
  463. [2012-01-08 12:50:02] <Arkeus> because it's not "other people"
  464. [2012-01-08 12:50:26] <Alratan> "At the drop of a hat, or even mid battle, Armas could attempt to change how others percieve his own soul."
  465. [2012-01-08 12:50:34] <Alratan> it is other people
  466. [2012-01-08 12:51:06] <Arkeus> *Srugs*. I doubt it has no influence on how Armas does it
  467. [2012-01-08 12:51:19] <Alratan> Imagine I have an invisible object in a room. To change what people think is there, I put a very relaistic photograph on the window that looks into it
  468. [2012-01-08 12:51:24] <Arkeus> And as it also change his own soul sculpting ability, it is more than just a illusion, too
  469. [2012-01-08 12:51:26] =-= IWearStretchyPants is now known as Captain-Lightning
  470. [2012-01-08 12:51:31] <Alratan> I then take the photograph away
  471. [2012-01-08 12:51:34] <Arkeus> non-stretchy?
  472. [2012-01-08 12:51:38] <Arkeus> awwwwwwww
  473. [2012-01-08 12:51:46] <Alratan> How does that tell me anything about the shape of the invisible object
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  475. [2012-01-08 12:55:49] <Burrowed_Lurker> I hate it when you two argue since it takes me a minute to sort out your names
  476. [2012-01-08 12:56:22] =-= mib_ivmmbk is now known as Grail
  477. [2012-01-08 12:56:26] <Grail> Guile we should argue
  478. [2012-01-08 12:56:39] <Ironybot> Yeah, saw that one coming.
  479. [2012-01-08 12:57:04] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3So, there's going to be a grudge maatch fight in the Hobgoblin arena soonish that you may wish to see
  480. [2012-01-08 12:57:21] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Canadian lumberjack vampire versus maplewood ent.
  481. [2012-01-08 12:57:28] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3This idea brought to you by Grail
  482. [2012-01-08 12:57:31] <Ironybot> ...wow.
  483. [2012-01-08 12:57:33] <Burrowed_Lurker> That is all kinds of nice
  484. [2012-01-08 12:57:48] <Burrowed_Lurker> Will the lumbervamp drink the ent's sap if he wins?
  485. [2012-01-08 12:57:58] <Ironybot> Are lumberjack vampires... common, in Canada?
  486. [2012-01-08 12:58:02] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3I guess you'd have to be there to find out.
  487. [2012-01-08 12:58:09] <GoateeWuten> oh gods that sounds amazing
  488. [2012-01-08 12:58:12] <GoateeWuten> we must go
  489. [2012-01-08 12:58:20] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Not exactly COMMON, but the lumberjack population has vampires the same as any other class of jobs.
  490. [2012-01-08 12:58:34] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3and there area few lumberjacks in canadialandstan
  491. [2012-01-08 12:58:46] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3are a, not area.
  492. [2012-01-08 13:01:16] <Burrowed_Lurker> So who started the conflict? I'm wanting to assume the lumberjack but I don't know.
  493. [2012-01-08 13:04:35] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Also revealed at the fight.
  494. [2012-01-08 13:04:52] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3I fully intend to play this, if you are NOT there, as a 'you had to be there' thing in the magical community.
  495. [2012-01-08 13:04:55] <Alratan> So, hopefully the Dunters will be back to say hello soon
  496. [2012-01-08 13:05:15] <Alratan> so we can feed them some more blood, and offer them the Punt Gun
  497. [2012-01-08 13:07:38] <guile> Im sure theyll show up when they get hungry again. being a human-eating monster is thirsty work
  498. [2012-01-08 13:08:59] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3...why is Vlad called Mak-a-something on the minions page of the wiki?
  499. [2012-01-08 13:09:39] <Ironybot> Because he hasn't moved to the new format yet and the "Vlad" part of his name is on the right side the page and up a bit next to one of the boxes due to a formatting problem I didn't bother to fix.
  500. [2012-01-08 13:09:51] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3ah
  501. [2012-01-08 13:10:08] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3See it now. Interesting.
  502. [2012-01-08 13:10:21] <Burrowed_Lurker> Can you at least tell us what kind of amazing powers a vampire gets when they become a lumberjack?
  503. [2012-01-08 13:10:25] <guile> is there a command for classhole to link me to the minion page?
  504. [2012-01-08 13:10:37] <guile> the usual subset, I assume
  505. [2012-01-08 13:11:08] <Shot__> Guns for Hire is rapidly reminding me of McNinjaverse.
  506. [2012-01-08 13:11:27] <guile> growing boss beards, felling trees, riding treetrunks down river rapids
  507. [2012-01-08 13:11:33] <Shot__> I half expect Dracula to live on the moon and have a Moon Laser
  508. [2012-01-08 13:12:03] <guile> possibly with a subset of powers in the flannel and accordion spheres
  509. [2012-01-08 13:12:18] <Burrowed_Lurker> Ooh accordion is a pretty good sonic attack
  510. [2012-01-08 13:13:07] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Until we see a mustache of authority I think we're okay.
  511. [2012-01-08 13:13:31] <Grail> Man Vlad is huge
  512. [2012-01-08 13:13:41] <Grail> Like he's a couple pounds away from being Kingpin
  513. [2012-01-08 13:13:58] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3Like Kingping ACTUALLY would weigh that little in real life
  514. [2012-01-08 13:14:08] <Grail> Kingpin is 350
  515. [2012-01-08 13:14:12] <Grail> Most often
  516. [2012-01-08 13:14:13] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3especially if he's 'all muscle' like they say, making him HEAVIER than a fatass
  517. [2012-01-08 13:14:41] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 3there's just no way he'd weigh that little when he's two people wide at the shoulders and usually at least somewhat taller than the average.
  518. [2012-01-08 13:15:01] <Captain-Lightning> 09>Greentext
  519. [2012-01-08 13:15:11] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 2>Bluetext
  520. [2012-01-08 13:15:38] <Captain-Lightning> 04>One fish
  521. [2012-01-08 13:15:49] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 13>Gay Fish
  522. [2012-01-08 13:16:02] <Captain-Lightning> What even
  523. [2012-01-08 13:16:07] <Grail> Fish dicks
  524. [2012-01-08 13:16:13] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 6>Purple odd.
  525. [2012-01-08 13:16:42] <Captain-Lightning> 1,5WELCOME TO HELL INC.
  526. [2012-01-08 13:17:01] <Captain-Lightning> 5,1ENJOY YOUR STAY
  527. [2012-01-08 13:17:02] <Burrowed_Lurker> I always figured hell was government-run
  528. [2012-01-08 13:17:18] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 6http://imgur.com/v7vUI
  529. [2012-01-08 13:17:25] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> 11What happened here?
  530. [2012-01-08 13:17:47] <GoateeWuten> ... what
  531. [2012-01-08 13:21:20] <Burrowed_Lurker> http://imgur.com/Tic8N
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  533. [2012-01-08 13:42:11] <HasToLeaveInTwoHoursBob> all right, back later
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  536. [2012-01-08 13:51:30] <Alratan> Checking through the wiki on Armas, we shoudl really look at exploiting M7 in combat more
  537. [2012-01-08 13:51:48] <Alratan> >-Where possible, in any situation where Armas is considerably outnumbered, he will, in the planning state, seek whichever plans involve him directly engaging the least number of opponents, and in general gravitate towards plans that are personally less risky.
  538. [2012-01-08 13:51:49] <Alratan> >-When actively in a given combat situation, Armas is prone to using overwhelming force as fast as possible in an effort to overwhelm and crush opponents before they can become notable threats.
  539. [2012-01-08 13:51:49] <Alratan> >-Thanks to years in the military in multiple branches, Armas is predisposed to plans that involve flash bangs, explosives, or debilitating gas to shape the battlefield before attempting personal entry.
  540. [2012-01-08 13:52:58] <Ironybot> That was pretty much the very first version of our M trait. We hardly use it at all, these days; Armas tends to be a harder target than his allies so drawing fire to himself is often a better plan than avoiding it.
  541. [2012-01-08 13:53:46] <Ironybot> Referencing the very first line, of course.
  542. [2012-01-08 13:54:02] <Grail> We still do prepare a battlefield with explosives though
  543. [2012-01-08 13:54:42] <Ironybot> Yes, the second two lines quoted are still alive and well in our working mindset- the latest nazi battle is a prime example.
  544. [2012-01-08 13:57:26] <Alratan> We have to remember that Armas is not invincible, bu any means
  545. [2012-01-08 13:57:59] <Alratan> if he'd been trappe dinside a dense cloud of the Germans flesh eating gas, that could have killed him completely
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  547. [2012-01-08 13:59:24] <Ironybot> We don't actually know how his resurrection power works, though. We might have ended up with a spirit form that we could use to flee a bit away before reincarnating.
  548. [2012-01-08 13:59:41] <Alratan> we saw it in action with Gleb
  549. [2012-01-08 13:59:59] <Ironybot> Our power is not identical.
  550. [2012-01-08 14:00:40] <Alratan> I think we were told that if we'd used Einheir as the last bloodline component, then on dying we'd manifest as something like a spirit Einheir, and could then use the Romanov power to come back to life
  551. [2012-01-08 14:00:59] <Alratan> as we didn't take Einheir, I don't know if that would still be possible
  552. [2012-01-08 14:01:10] <Ironybot> Yes, I recall. But I'm thinking about those Sami and what happened to them after they were killed.
  553. [2012-01-08 14:01:24] <Ironybot> If having a spirit form postmortem is part of the Sami package, then we should have it.
  554. [2012-01-08 14:01:28] <Alratan> it's not
  555. [2012-01-08 14:01:40] <Ironybot> What did they use to do that, then?
  556. [2012-01-08 14:01:51] <Alratan> that only happened to Stallon's Sami, not Liab Olmai's, and they have the samew bloodline
  557. [2012-01-08 14:02:10] <Ironybot> Hrm. So you figure it's a learned skill?
  558. [2012-01-08 14:02:15] <Alratan> yes
  559. [2012-01-08 14:02:45] <Alratan> that's why I wanted to take Stallon's tribe elders with us, or have SM reverse engineer the bodies and work out what they did
  560. [2012-01-08 14:02:50] <Ironybot> Seems a useful one, though. We should look into that after we stop being a total incompetent.
  561. [2012-01-08 14:03:06] <Grail> All the different powers of the Sami are simply abilities taught and honed by their respective gods.
  562. [2012-01-08 14:03:16] <Ironybot> I don't think you can reverse engineer how to use a practitioner skillset from a corpse.
  563. [2012-01-08 14:03:20] <Alratan> you can
  564. [2012-01-08 14:03:21] <Grail> Though I doubt we need Stallon's specifically it's nice
  565. [2012-01-08 14:03:29] <Alratan> at least the very basics
  566. [2012-01-08 14:03:36] <Grail> Because Armas can currently leave his body if he wants to
  567. [2012-01-08 14:03:51] <Alratan> only to go into his eye, and only when SB pulls hm in
  568. [2012-01-08 14:04:11] <GoateeWuten> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-7YA5F5EWwI
  569. [2012-01-08 14:04:12] <Classhole> GoateeWuten: Watch out, Ashleigh - length 24s - rated 4.94/5.0 (821) - 303 views - hotdiggedydemon on 2012.01.08
  570. [2012-01-08 14:04:19] <Alratan> Liab Olmai's tribe captured Stallon's tribe's elders, and the former owe us training and a favour
  571. [2012-01-08 14:04:55] <guile> the Stallon sami could do it, but the Laib cant, I think
  572. [2012-01-08 14:04:58] <Grail> Actually we went over this a while ago, now that Armas has a balanced bloodline he should be perfectly capable of leaving and returning to his body. The Einher aspect only added to the power you get from the ability.
  573. [2012-01-08 14:05:04] <guile> aw, already got said
  574. [2012-01-08 14:05:35] <Grail> As long as we have that we should be able to move in spirit form as we please, it's just not really an effective or potent thing to do
  575. [2012-01-08 14:06:07] <guile> I kinda imagine Lordly Imposition as Armas tearing his soul out and throwing it at somebody. Then his giant soul flops all over them
  576. [2012-01-08 14:06:34] <guile> I wonder where SB's room actually is. We went there before the eye, didnt we?
  577. [2012-01-08 14:07:02] <Alratan> I suspect it was in the Dark
  578. [2012-01-08 14:07:27] <guile> he has no 'space' in the Dark yet, though
  579. [2012-01-08 14:07:51] <Shifter19> It may be an in-between state.
  580. [2012-01-08 14:07:58] <Alratan> I think Lordly Imposition is reaching our magic out in the form of chains and cruel cutting tools and pulling on and sculpting the target like a block of wood
  581. [2012-01-08 14:08:09] <Alratan> Given that's basically how it manifested the one time we used it
  582. [2012-01-08 14:08:28] <Alratan> On SB, his room could have been inside his own mind
  583. [2012-01-08 14:09:18] <guile> or maybe it works however the fuck we imagine it to. Chains and cutting tools work... but maybe we could make it something totally crazy
  584. [2012-01-08 14:09:37] <Grail> If it's just pure will I'm going to go with green lantern style
  585. [2012-01-08 14:09:41] <guile> giant soul hands that mold people like clay, or something even crazier
  586. [2012-01-08 14:09:49] <Grail> It's what Armas wants
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  588. [2012-01-08 14:13:45] <Ironybot> Hey, I bet we can use Lordly Imposition to communicate with people through their souls.
  589. [2012-01-08 14:14:32] <Ironybot> We know from our connection to the hummingbird that a spiritual connection can result in direct telepathy, and we know from what happened when our bloodline finalized that your soul moving around can result in just knowing things.
  590. [2012-01-08 14:14:43] <Alratan> That sounds like quite delicate work
  591. [2012-01-08 14:15:06] <guile> or we're liable to end up soulbonding them as a familiar or something
  592. [2012-01-08 14:15:17] <Ironybot> So we could almost certainly use at least one of those applications to make a kind of spiritual telepathy, either by establishing a more temporary sort of tether than we have with the hummingbird to talk through, or by willing them to know what we want them to know.
  593. [2012-01-08 14:15:40] <Ironybot> I didn't mean that we could do this now, I just mean that once we get our head on straight it should be somewhere in our powerset.
  594. [2012-01-08 14:15:51] <guile> And you just KNOW if Armas has the ability, he's going to use it frivolously. "Minion #13, Your Lord and Master is running out to get some milk. Need anything from the store?"
  595. [2012-01-08 14:16:17] <Grail> Certainly is
  596. [2012-01-08 14:16:19] <Alratan> Hmm, isn't Camella actually Minion #19
  597. [2012-01-08 14:16:30] <guile> technically, she may be Minion #1
  598. [2012-01-08 14:16:38] <Ironybot> Nah, since Camella worked for us on the Smets job she's #1.
  599. [2012-01-08 14:16:42] <guile> recruited last, but still #1
  600. [2012-01-08 14:21:33] <Ironybot> I guess by this logic, Big Crazy is minion #2.
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  602. [2012-01-08 14:22:26] <Alratan> I wonder if given what BC has done to himself, it's safe to have him as apart of the Company Heart
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  604. [2012-01-08 14:24:15] <Wutenheimer> I HAVE KILLED MY EVIL TWIN
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  606. [2012-01-08 14:25:11] <Alratan> Oh, and, IronyBot, a question, do you disapprove of sharing the serial number list with Riker, or just contemplating returning the equipment
  607. [2012-01-08 14:25:14] <Grail> EAT HIM
  608. [2012-01-08 14:25:18] <Grail> GAIN HIS POWER
  609. [2012-01-08 14:26:26] <Ironybot> Both, for now. Until we've met with Riker's spook and have a solid idea of what our relationship with him is likely to be, I don't want to risk losing or being pressured into losing any assets that we don't have to.
  610. [2012-01-08 14:26:53] <Ironybot> After our meeting with him it may or may not be worth taking one or bother of those steps.
  611. [2012-01-08 14:27:01] <Ironybot> One or both. Excuse me.
  612. [2012-01-08 14:28:04] <Alratan> remember, we don't have to admit that we actuall yhave the assets
  613. [2012-01-08 14:28:12] <Alratan> we could simply have inspected a cargo manifest
  614. [2012-01-08 14:28:27] <Alratan> if you're concerned about being pressured to give them back
  615. [2012-01-08 14:29:37] <Alratan> they may actuall be the best people to sell them to, if hey have the right kind of funding, inreturn for reard curiously similar to the cost of the weapons
  616. [2012-01-08 14:31:00] <Alratan> *in return for a reward
  617. [2012-01-08 14:31:02] <Wutenheimer> http://player.vimeo.com/video/13780892 hory shat
  618. [2012-01-08 14:42:19] <Burrowed_Lurker> wow
  619. [2012-01-08 14:52:49] <Grail> That was good
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  622. [2012-01-08 14:55:21] <Falconis> ello
  623. [2012-01-08 14:55:43] <Falconis> man, why is there no link to Guns wiki in the topic
  624. [2012-01-08 14:55:47] <Falconis> :I
  625. [2012-01-08 14:56:21] <Grail> You mean here or in the main thread?
  626. [2012-01-08 14:56:27] <Falconis> here
  627. [2012-01-08 14:56:28] <guile> quite a story, that
  628. [2012-01-08 14:56:33] <Grail> Because the reason it's not here is because there are no admins
  629. [2012-01-08 14:56:43] <guile> for the same reason the guns link goes to thread 2?
  630. [2012-01-08 14:57:00] <Grail> Ted set up the room, hasn't been here in months
  631. [2012-01-08 14:57:05] <Falconis> :I
  632. [2012-01-08 14:57:42] <Falconis> I'm almost sure there was a way to backdoor into OP...but I do not remember it now :/
  633. [2012-01-08 14:58:00] <Falconis> and in any case it would be long and complicated
  634. [2012-01-08 14:58:11] <Falconis> hrm
  635. [2012-01-08 14:58:58] <Falconis> I guess this place is just too convenient to make a channel specifically for guns
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  637. [2012-01-08 15:00:17] <guile> I wonder what number minion Titus would be
  638. [2012-01-08 15:00:36] <Falconis> in other news, I fleshed out Zhenya's story some more on an idle string. In two minds about putting it on the wiki.
  639. [2012-01-08 15:01:53] <Falconis> mostly about why she is so afraid of fire and why she knows how to play Violin
  640. [2012-01-08 15:02:20] <Falconis> not sure it would matter to the quest though so meh
  641. [2012-01-08 15:03:00] =-= Falconis is now known as Falaway
  642. [2012-01-08 15:05:54] <Abeo> Could post it to the discussian if you're worried about taking up a ridiculous amount of space on the wiki
  643. [2012-01-08 15:06:08] <Alratan> Or create her own character page with a link
  644. [2012-01-08 15:06:12] <guile> or can the wiki do spoiler tags?
  645. [2012-01-08 15:08:41] <Ironybot> The wiki sadly cannot do spoiler tags, or we'd probably be sticking everything on one page and hiding them inside collapsed spoilers for readability.
  646. [2012-01-08 15:09:30] <Ironybot> As far as personal minion backgrounds, you might as well stick them on the minion page in your description section. As far as I'm concerned, everything in that section is mostly flavor anyway- what really is important for mechanical purposes are strengths, weaknesses, and equipment.
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  648. [2012-01-08 15:10:27] <Ironybot> As thought should be the bare essentials that differentiate any given minion from any of the others.
  649. [2012-01-08 15:11:42] <guile> what should the minion endgame outfit look like, color-wise? Brown trench with grey armor and black pants and boots? Grey trench, underarmor? Black-on-black?
  650. [2012-01-08 15:11:56] <guile> black underarmor*
  651. [2012-01-08 15:12:29] <Ironybot> Need to add vibrant orange highlights to show their allegiance.
  652. [2012-01-08 15:12:41] <Ironybot> Somewhere they can cover when stealth is called for, preferably.
  653. [2012-01-08 15:13:27] <guile> I was thinking the eyes, but there could also be a Minion Number plate in orange - like a choker - they could cover with cloak/trench
  654. [2012-01-08 15:13:30] <Abeo> They should look like stereotypical villian mooks
  655. [2012-01-08 15:13:51] <Ironybot> Ahaha, give them literal minion numbers? Awesome.
  656. [2012-01-08 15:14:11] <Ironybot> And most companies do give out employee numbers, so it's not that unreasonable.
  657. [2012-01-08 15:14:35] <Abeo> We should have a rotating uniform.
  658. [2012-01-08 15:14:50] <Abeo> It cycles through various bad guy outfits from 80s cartoons
  659. [2012-01-08 15:14:51] <Alratan> Minion dress uniform is clearly different to minion battle dress
  660. [2012-01-08 15:15:04] <guile> well sure, we want to have funky outfits, but a standard armored uniform would also be nice
  661. [2012-01-08 15:15:15] <Abeo> Cobra!
  662. [2012-01-08 15:15:15] <Grail> If you do poorly you go down a minion number
  663. [2012-01-08 15:15:27] <Grail> Hilarity ensues when Vlad has to wear Zhenya's gear
  664. [2012-01-08 15:16:25] <guile> http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5082/5362505129_9d36c007b4.jpg
  665. [2012-01-08 15:16:29] <guile> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GasMaskMooks
  666. [2012-01-08 15:17:37] <Abeo> They are pretty sweet looking
  667. [2012-01-08 15:17:43] <Ironybot> I wonder if we could get their minion ID tags enchanted with something restricted to only work for the specific minion in question.
  668. [2012-01-08 15:18:46] <Abeo> I don't understand what you mean.
  669. [2012-01-08 15:19:23] <Ironybot> I... am not sure how to rephrase that to be more clear.
  670. [2012-01-08 15:19:45] <Ironybot> Enchanted ID tags that only the minion they are meant for can use.
  671. [2012-01-08 15:20:56] <Abeo> Ah okay, I thought you were talking about then linking those ID tags to the use of additional equipment
  672. [2012-01-08 15:21:10] <Abeo> I couldn't quite fathom the purpose of that so I knew I was interpretting it incorrectly.
  673. [2012-01-08 15:24:49] <guile> could add a homing beacon to throw smoke on the bloodheart functions
  674. [2012-01-08 15:24:59] <guile> if the armor reads as magical, they may not look closer
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  676. [2012-01-08 15:38:10] <guile> minigun's a bit of a fail, but opinions on the colors? I think coat might need to be darker http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo289/dyslexicfaser/EliteMook1.jpg
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  679. [2012-01-08 15:39:37] <WaryObserver> Why exactly is this mook wearing a trenchcoat? What value does it provide?
  680. [2012-01-08 15:39:45] <guile> Mookness
  681. [2012-01-08 15:39:59] <Abeo> Looking awesome, obviously
  682. [2012-01-08 15:40:02] <WaryObserver> Oh, and the color is a bit bright.
  683. [2012-01-08 15:40:05] <guile> and also, I needed something to break up the black and gray
  684. [2012-01-08 15:40:08] <WaryObserver> But otherwise good.
  685. [2012-01-08 15:42:00] <Abeo> Hammerspace trenchcoats would probably be absurdly expensive but it would be awesome if our minions could do things like pull a rocket launcher out from behind their back
  686. [2012-01-08 15:42:40] <Ironybot> The way that we have to do that is to make one or more pockets of the trenchcoats a portal to the armory.
  687. [2012-01-08 15:42:48] <Alratan> yes
  688. [2012-01-08 15:42:53] <Alratan> sounds very expensive though
  689. [2012-01-08 15:42:58] <guile> those are expensive... but potentially worth it
  690. [2012-01-08 15:43:01] <Ironybot> For example, we could have pickets where they reach into them and can extract items from our grenade stockpile.
  691. [2012-01-08 15:43:09] <guile> and Amen can do it so we wouldnt have to outsource
  692. [2012-01-08 15:43:11] <Ironybot> Pockets. Not pickets.
  693. [2012-01-08 15:43:21] <Alratan> We really need to work out how to be able to pay the goblins for the broad scale charm crafting training
  694. [2012-01-08 15:43:29] <WaryObserver> Am I the only one who would prefer the mini Colossuses from SotC to be our mooks? Because that would be bitchin'.
  695. [2012-01-08 15:43:42] <Ironybot> I am not familiar.
  696. [2012-01-08 15:44:00] <guile> me either. I know what colossi are, but...
  697. [2012-01-08 15:44:03] <Abeo> Sadly, I never played it
  698. [2012-01-08 15:44:41] <guile> awesome game, one of my favorites
  699. [2012-01-08 15:45:01] <Abeo> I wonder if we could combine the restricted IDs with the trenchcoats
  700. [2012-01-08 15:45:39] <Abeo> make it so the trenchcoats only function when worn by someone with an active ID. Maybe even make the IDs determine the "setting" of the coat
  701. [2012-01-08 15:45:55] <Abeo> So different minions could have different stockpiles they draw from, based on their specialization
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  703. [2012-01-08 15:46:14] <WaryObserver> http://shadowofthecolossus.wikia.com/wiki/Celosia
  704. [2012-01-08 15:46:28] <WaryObserver> http://shadowofthecolossus.wikia.com/wiki/Cenobia
  705. [2012-01-08 15:46:29] <guile> that would be pretty excellent
  706. [2012-01-08 15:46:50] <guile> and if a mook ever died, we'd wait for the enemies to loot him and have Amen drop all grenades through the pocket
  707. [2012-01-08 15:47:28] <Abeo> Also the possibility of rapid evacuation
  708. [2012-01-08 15:47:42] <guile> hopefully the bloodheart will take care of that
  709. [2012-01-08 15:47:43] <Abeo> It would leave the coat behind, but it wouldn't be functioning anymore
  710. [2012-01-08 15:47:50] <guile> although that is further down the road
  711. [2012-01-08 15:48:12] <Abeo> I'm not totally sold on the bloodheart actually
  712. [2012-01-08 15:48:28] <Abeo> but it's so far off that there's really no point arguing about it
  713. [2012-01-08 15:54:27] <guile> well that's just... neat http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo289/dyslexicfaser/EliteMook3.jpg
  714. [2012-01-08 15:55:52] <WaryObserver> CAn't believe i'm satying this.
  715. [2012-01-08 15:55:56] <WaryObserver> Too orange
  716. [2012-01-08 15:56:16] <Abeo> Orange shoes is the obvious way to go
  717. [2012-01-08 15:56:26] <guile> orange clown shoes
  718. [2012-01-08 15:56:43] <guile> wait, no. Just clowns. Clowns with miniguns.
  719. [2012-01-08 15:57:15] <Abeo> works for me
  720. [2012-01-08 15:57:43] <WaryObserver> Super Psuedo-Brandt clowns, with miniguns.
  721. [2012-01-08 15:57:50] <WaryObserver> How horrifying.
  722. [2012-01-08 15:58:01] <Abeo> Nazinauts should definitely have been dressed up as clowns
  723. [2012-01-08 15:58:55] <WaryObserver> I wonder how this quest would have been if Armas had ran away to the circus in his backstory.
  724. [2012-01-08 15:59:57] <Abeo> It's not too late!
  725. [2012-01-08 16:00:30] <Abeo> It was the summer before his last year of highschool
  726. [2012-01-08 16:00:59] <Abeo> They kicked him out after 2 weeks for being a lazy fuck
  727. [2012-01-08 16:02:46] <Abeo> Man, some of us REALLY don't want to do Camella any favours, apparently
  728. [2012-01-08 16:03:17] <WaryObserver> Duh, it's totally idiotic to trust people.
  729. [2012-01-08 16:03:28] <Ironybot> I don't have a problem with doing Camella favors.
  730. [2012-01-08 16:03:39] <Ironybot> I do have a problem with telling her that we'll do her favors if she asks.
  731. [2012-01-08 16:03:52] <Abeo> Wont we?
  732. [2012-01-08 16:04:00] <Alratan> After her behaviour when we told her our story, we shouldn't
  733. [2012-01-08 16:04:02] <Ironybot> Probably, but damned if I'll admit it.
  734. [2012-01-08 16:04:04] <Alratan> she lied to us
  735. [2012-01-08 16:04:11] <Abeo> I don't recal
  736. [2012-01-08 16:04:35] <Abeo> What was teh lie?
  737. [2012-01-08 16:05:26] <Alratan> Well, IronyBot decided we should to spill our most critical secrets to her, we asked her to agree to promise she would tell no-one else what we told her
  738. [2012-01-08 16:05:38] <Alratan> we told her everything
  739. [2012-01-08 16:05:56] <Alratan> and then she didn't/wouldn'y promise to keep it confidential
  740. [2012-01-08 16:05:56] <Abeo> almost everything
  741. [2012-01-08 16:06:15] <Abeo> I seem to remember her agreeing to do so?
  742. [2012-01-08 16:06:49] <WaryObserver> Y'know, just because she didn't promise doesn't mean she'll suddenly spill about us to people.
  743. [2012-01-08 16:06:50] <Alratan> she did agree to do so
  744. [2012-01-08 16:06:59] <Alratan> she agreed to make the promise
  745. [2012-01-08 16:07:03] <guile> nah- shell keep it quiet, unless we do something monstrous. like... 1/4 of everything we do
  746. [2012-01-08 16:07:11] <Abeo> Doesn't that constitute making the promise though?
  747. [2012-01-08 16:07:13] <Alratan> and then, essentially, reneged on it
  748. [2012-01-08 16:07:31] <guile> thats kinda the thing with human friends. They dont always go for binding oaths of secrecy
  749. [2012-01-08 16:07:51] <Abeo> Agreeing to make a promise, in my mind, for the average mundane individual, is effectively the same as making the promise
  750. [2012-01-08 16:08:09] <Abeo> just cause you don't then explicetly make that promise, doesn't mean that you haven't basically promised
  751. [2012-01-08 16:08:52] <Abeo> But whatever. You can be pissed at her if you want. It's pretty obvious that she has what she believes to be Armas's best interests in heart, and I'm not going to disrespect that.
  752. [2012-01-08 16:09:07] <Alratan> This is a woman who, when telling us her story, somehow failed to mention that she has independent contact with Sometimes Merchant, and has an agreement to deal with him.
  753. [2012-01-08 16:09:21] <Alratan> *Her story about what happened in our absence
  754. [2012-01-08 16:09:57] <Abeo> If we don't know the terms of her agreement, it is entirely possible that that is one of them
  755. [2012-01-08 16:09:59] <WaryObserver> And if we find out she's been tattling, we kill her.
  756. [2012-01-08 16:10:02] <WaryObserver> Simple
  757. [2012-01-08 16:10:19] <WaryObserver> But until then, give her the benefit
  758. [2012-01-08 16:10:52] <Abeo> Even at that point, I wouldn't support killing her. If she'd already given all the info she had, killing her wouldn't do anything to prevent harm
  759. [2012-01-08 16:11:10] <Abeo> And guilting her into serving us more completely would be extremely useful
  760. [2012-01-08 16:11:34] <Abeo> If she were unrepentant of course....
  761. [2012-01-08 16:11:52] <WaryObserver> NEEEEERVE GAAAS
  762. [2012-01-08 16:12:20] <Abeo> Kinda boring way to kill someone
  763. [2012-01-08 16:12:28] <guile> if we do something sufficiently monstrous to get her to run to the authorities, guilt tripping her wont turn her around. Anyway, I think she'd be more likely to deal with us herself
  764. [2012-01-08 16:12:41] <guile> and our friends would probably help her
  765. [2012-01-08 16:12:52] <WaryObserver> Boring, but easier than a stand up fight.
  766. [2012-01-08 16:13:03] <Abeo> My plan is to not do monstrous things that she has any chance of finding out about
  767. [2012-01-08 16:13:22] <WaryObserver> ...Why not junst not do monstrous things?
  768. [2012-01-08 16:13:46] <WaryObserver> It'd be better for everyone.
  769. [2012-01-08 16:13:59] <Abeo> I would have said that, but there's teh whole soul manipulation thing
  770. [2012-01-08 16:14:00] <guile> so... never explore our soul abilities, for one?
  771. [2012-01-08 16:14:23] <WaryObserver> So no onecan teach us soul sculpting? Shit.
  772. [2012-01-08 16:14:26] <Abeo> That's basically the only monstrous thing I was planning on doing
  773. [2012-01-08 16:14:42] <guile> no dealing with demons, devils... redcaps are probably out...
  774. [2012-01-08 16:14:54] <WaryObserver> Hey now. Redcaps are nice.
  775. [2012-01-08 16:14:58] <Abeo> dealing with them isn't inherently evil or anything
  776. [2012-01-08 16:15:02] <guile> They're really, really not.
  777. [2012-01-08 16:15:29] <Abeo> Just, ill-advised. And usually indicitive of poor moral fibre.
  778. [2012-01-08 16:15:32] <Alratan> Redcpas are pretty much utrerly eveil monsters
  779. [2012-01-08 16:15:40] <guile> They are 'make mittens from your hair, drink your blood from a cup made from your own skull' evil
  780. [2012-01-08 16:15:45] <Abeo> Which, admitedly, describes Armas but... I forget where i was going with this
  781. [2012-01-08 16:16:08] <WaryObserver> And yet we still deal with SM.
  782. [2012-01-08 16:16:10] <Abeo> Hey, can we scare Redcaps with our smile?
  783. [2012-01-08 16:16:16] <WaryObserver> Do we have a plan to kill SM yet?
  784. [2012-01-08 16:16:19] <guile> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
  785. [2012-01-08 16:16:31] <Abeo> I think our curent plan is "hope he doesn't fuck us over"
  786. [2012-01-08 16:16:44] <guile> Welcome our new goblinic overlords, Observer
  787. [2012-01-08 16:16:54] <Alratan> Let Amen go and run to anothr world is my best bet for actually killing SM
  788. [2012-01-08 16:17:00] <Alratan> I'm not saying it's a good plan
  789. [2012-01-08 16:17:03] <Abeo> Too bad we gave him that massive, massive power-boost
  790. [2012-01-08 16:18:00] <WaryObserver> How about we slowly wean ourselves away from the goblins? Is there any reason not to?
  791. [2012-01-08 16:18:06] <guile> The kaiju golem, equipped his goblin commandos with modern arms and training - and thats on top of all the info he's been selling from us, his already massive network of informants, contacts, favors owed...
  792. [2012-01-08 16:18:18] <Alratan> SM is deliberately cutting us off from other friendly magical contacts
  793. [2012-01-08 16:18:26] <WaryObserver> Hm.
  794. [2012-01-08 16:18:33] <guile> because he wants all that lovely info for himself
  795. [2012-01-08 16:18:35] <WaryObserver> Shoulda gone with them fragments
  796. [2012-01-08 16:18:51] <Abeo> We already have ins with the vamps and teh weres
  797. [2012-01-08 16:18:54] <guile> Eh. I loved the fragments, but the hummingbird's working out pretty good
  798. [2012-01-08 16:19:17] <Abeo> We should probably talk to him about the possibility our soul energy is killing him
  799. [2012-01-08 16:19:20] <WaryObserver> Still, Less goblin interaction seems like a high priority.
  800. [2012-01-08 16:19:21] <guile> and yea, if we feel like getting in with the vamps and betraying them to the weres, the fragments would still be on the table
  801. [2012-01-08 16:19:31] <Abeo> (we know for sure it is, but it would be best if we didn't let him know that we knew)
  802. [2012-01-08 16:19:33] <Alratan> Not all the vamps
  803. [2012-01-08 16:19:37] <Alratan> just Cornelius
  804. [2012-01-08 16:19:38] <guile> We dont really have enough other contacts for that, WO
  805. [2012-01-08 16:19:43] <WaryObserver> If they haven't all ready been sold, ofc
  806. [2012-01-08 16:19:44] <Abeo> True.
  807. [2012-01-08 16:19:58] <Alratan> That's what we need Ghanem's contacts for
  808. [2012-01-08 16:20:03] <Alratan> and why we need to use them soon
  809. [2012-01-08 16:20:19] <WaryObserver> And rikers Spook
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  811. [2012-01-08 16:20:38] <WaryObserver> And the Kami that got that there Perfet Bird
  812. [2012-01-08 16:21:12] <WaryObserver> And H&H
  813. [2012-01-08 16:21:24] <Abeo> And probably a good number of those wandering info-broker-hobos in the underground
  814. [2012-01-08 16:21:26] <WaryObserver> We seem to have more potential contacts then we think
  815. [2012-01-08 16:21:41] <guile> sure, who wouldnt want to be friends with that asshole Ghanem's friends?
  816. [2012-01-08 16:22:01] <Abeo> Ghanem is hilarious
  817. [2012-01-08 16:22:15] <Abeo> Rather, I find him hilarious
  818. [2012-01-08 16:22:31] <Abeo> Also, I would love to be introduced to his father.
  819. [2012-01-08 16:22:43] <WaryObserver> And then become Bro's with said father.
  820. [2012-01-08 16:23:06] <Abeo> He doesn't like Lies. We don't like Lies.
  821. [2012-01-08 16:23:32] <WaryObserver> Could be some great trolling.
  822. [2012-01-08 16:24:20] <guile> marry into the family - a spinster aunt or something - just so we can mess with Abdul
  823. [2012-01-08 16:24:25] <Abeo> Speaking of trolling, we should THANK Ghanem for sending BB our way.
  824. [2012-01-08 16:24:44] <Alratan> Yes
  825. [2012-01-08 16:24:45] <Abeo> Say that we didn't think he liked us so much and appreciated the kind gesture
  826. [2012-01-08 16:24:46] <guile> bad idea, just in case he didnt know we were holding the auction
  827. [2012-01-08 16:24:59] <Alratan> Our name was well know as part of it
  828. [2012-01-08 16:25:11] <WaryObserver> And BB probably told him.
  829. [2012-01-08 16:25:39] <Alratan> If we do, we should thank him for being proactive in introducing us to his contacts, although we don't know that BB fully understood your explanation of how we were an honoured friend
  830. [2012-01-08 16:25:46] <Alratan> etc
  831. [2012-01-08 16:26:23] <Abeo> While hilarious, potentially risky in that he'll argue down the number of contacts he introduces us to
  832. [2012-01-08 16:26:34] <Abeo> Not that he has any real leverage over us
  833. [2012-01-08 16:27:06] <WaryObserver> So spirit animals, We want a bunch, yes?
  834. [2012-01-08 16:27:44] <guile> I REALLY doubt the goblins would plaster our name across Istanbul as connected with the MD
  835. [2012-01-08 16:28:07] <Abeo> No, but BB said our name while everyone was watching
  836. [2012-01-08 16:28:13] <Abeo> Just our first name, but still
  837. [2012-01-08 16:28:42] <Abeo> I imagine that a number of them turned right around and bargained with SM for who this "Armas" guy is
  838. [2012-01-08 16:28:59] <Abeo> Probably how he profitted from BB's arrival.
  839. [2012-01-08 16:29:41] <WaryObserver> What if said people want our services. Could be useful in the future.
  840. [2012-01-08 16:30:07] <Abeo> Yeah, I'm not saying it is entirely a bad thing. Just means more of Istanbul knows who we are
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  843. [2012-01-08 16:40:52] <BUTTZ> <guile>marry into the family - a spinster aunt or something - just so we can mess with Abdul
  844. [2012-01-08 16:40:59] <BUTTZ> Dude we need more Armases
  845. [2012-01-08 16:41:04] <Alratan> why be so smallscale
  846. [2012-01-08 16:41:16] <Alratan> heopefully he has a sister
  847. [2012-01-08 16:41:16] <BUTTZ> We're never going to marry all the women Armas wants otherwise
  848. [2012-01-08 16:41:26] <Ironybot> Dammit, not the "bud off Armas twins" plan again.
  849. [2012-01-08 16:41:44] <BUTTZ> Well we could get some slider Armases instead
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  851. [2012-01-08 16:42:32] <Ironybot> How could we trust slider Armases? They're be just enough like us to be certainly dangerous, and just different enough to not be completely reliable.
  852. [2012-01-08 16:42:37] <guile> You KNOW alternate universe Armases would be up for some fun
  853. [2012-01-08 16:42:42] <Ironybot> Better to kill and eat them to absorb their power.
  854. [2012-01-08 16:42:44] <guile> until their sudden but inevitable betrayal
  855. [2012-01-08 16:43:32] <BUTTZ> To do all the marrying Armas wants, we either need more Amrases or we need to change the popular perceptions around polygamy.
  856. [2012-01-08 16:43:45] <BUTTZ> The latter would be weirder than the former I think
  857. [2012-01-08 16:44:58] <Ironybot> We don't need to change popular perceptions, just the perceptions of the specific target spouses and/or their affiliates.
  858. [2012-01-08 16:45:12] <BUTTZ> Still hard
  859. [2012-01-08 16:45:34] <BobbaFett> Or mindrape them
  860. [2012-01-08 16:46:24] <Arkeus> hey there babbafett
  861. [2012-01-08 16:46:27] <Ironybot> If we're going to start our marriages off with rape, why are we bothering with changing perceptions at all?
  862. [2012-01-08 16:46:39] <guile> mindrape is LIKE love, right?
  863. [2012-01-08 16:47:04] <Ironybot> That is rather the point.
  864. [2012-01-08 16:47:18] <BUTTZ> Making cloned Armases is a nice gesture. "I like you so much I'm giving you something I valuer above everything else: myself!"
  865. [2012-01-08 16:48:50] <BUTTZ> Then we learn enough flesh and soul magic to synch back up with them periodically
  866. [2012-01-08 16:48:51] <BobbaFett> So if the Armas clone divorces... does Armas get half his stuff?
  867. [2012-01-08 16:49:20] <Ironybot> Armas gets all his stuff. Why would he give half away?
  868. [2012-01-08 16:49:53] <BobbaFett> Bribes to cover up murdering his clone's spouse for the insurance money.
  869. [2012-01-08 16:50:06] <Ironybot> Bribes or for people who don't have blackmail.
  870. [2012-01-08 16:50:13] <Ironybot> Are for. Excuse me.
  871. [2012-01-08 16:50:32] <Conil> ...
  872. [2012-01-08 16:50:33] <BobbaFett> Somehow I read your correction as 'Arse fur'
  873. [2012-01-08 16:50:38] <BobbaFett> I found that far more entertaining.
  874. [2012-01-08 16:52:08] <BUTTZ> Sake's got arse fur!
  875. [2012-01-08 16:52:22] <BobbaFett> Indeed He/She does
  876. [2012-01-08 16:53:10] <guile> I wonder if we shoudl convert all our assets into gold and make Sake a little swimming pool/bed to lie on
  877. [2012-01-08 16:53:22] <guile> he'd probably protect it like a dragon's hoard
  878. [2012-01-08 16:53:24] <BUTTZ> Not all our assets
  879. [2012-01-08 16:53:26] <BUTTZ> Just some
  880. [2012-01-08 16:53:49] <guile> a pound of gold is, what...750 bucks?
  881. [2012-01-08 16:53:55] <guile> we could get a little hill going
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  884. [2012-01-08 16:57:32] <BobbaFett> A... pound of gold? $750?
  885. [2012-01-08 16:57:39] <BobbaFett> What... what kind of gold is this you speak of?
  886. [2012-01-08 16:58:02] <BUTTZ> He's not a goldbug
  887. [2012-01-08 17:00:31] <guile> holy cow, somebody told me gold was $50 to the ounce, but its over eleven HUNDRED
  888. [2012-01-08 17:00:43] <guile> 1600, actually
  889. [2012-01-08 17:00:52] <BUTTZ> Yeah they were either mistaken or they wanted to rip you off
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  893. [2012-01-08 17:32:49] <BobbaFett> http://www.observer.com/2010/real-estate/subway-fare-upped-250-will-pizza-slice-prices-follow-suit
  894. [2012-01-08 17:36:36] <BUTTZ> "WTF would anyone read this shit. Then post it elsewhere? " -Groxxxy, 40 minutes ago in reply to Heresmyemailfags
  895. [2012-01-08 17:38:11] <BobbaFett> Que?
  896. [2012-01-08 17:38:42] <BUTTZ> The last comment in that article
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  905. [2012-01-08 18:30:51] <GoateeWuten> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=ZrYxqaov7E4
  906. [2012-01-08 18:30:52] <Classhole> GoateeWuten: Rainbow dash - I HAVE NO IDEA - length 4s - rated 4.22/5.0 (1127) - 254427 views - TheBryceanater on 2011.07.07
  907. [2012-01-08 18:31:33] <BobbaFett> update
  908. [2012-01-08 18:32:23] <Arkeus> yay
  909. [2012-01-08 18:32:46] <guile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUuqQiDVAcE
  910. [2012-01-08 18:32:47] <Classhole> guile: Flutteryay version 2 "yay?" - length 3s - rated 5.00/5.0 (6) - 867 views - underwatertunnel on 2011.11.19
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  912. [2012-01-08 18:34:51] <Shifter19> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326008628707.jpg I see we have another iteration of catbeard.
  913. [2012-01-08 18:36:00] <BobbaFett> ....
  914. [2012-01-08 18:36:17] <BobbaFett> Sake hanging on a strap around Armas' neck like a tie, hummingbird perched on his head....
  915. [2012-01-08 18:36:19] <BobbaFett> yup
  916. [2012-01-08 18:37:26] <guile> 'because fun as all the head-voices are, a real person is talking to me now.' That's Armas, all right
  917. [2012-01-08 18:37:54] <guile> and Sake has been away from home for decades? Einrik must be pretty old.
  918. [2012-01-08 18:37:58] <Ironybot> But... but the headvoices ARE real! They told me so!
  919. [2012-01-08 18:38:39] <guile> and if you can't trust a voice in your head that tells you to hurt people and laugh, who can you trust? I ask you.
  920. [2012-01-08 18:39:23] <Arkeus> for someone with a lvl 7 social trait, Armas sucks
  921. [2012-01-08 18:39:25] <Arkeus> at social
  922. [2012-01-08 18:40:16] <guile> part of that is us sucking at social, or just not giving a shit about what the other person thinks
  923. [2012-01-08 18:40:25] <guile> armas not giving a shit*
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  925. [2012-01-08 18:41:04] <Shot__> :V
  926. [2012-01-08 18:42:40] <Alratan> I really don't see why Armas is being deliberately obnoxious to people
  927. [2012-01-08 18:42:55] <Alratan> is he suffering mental contamination from Sake, as he didnt use to be like this
  928. [2012-01-08 18:43:34] <Moralfag> I'll contaminate YOUR sake.
  929. [2012-01-08 18:43:38] * Moralfag pelvicthrusts.
  930. [2012-01-08 18:44:02] <guile> could just be that he has power now. He's not top of the heap, but he can now presumably survive most beings' displeasure at him being annoying
  931. [2012-01-08 18:44:24] <Ironybot> Did the line "Certain clients were abusing the Never Never's temporal dislocation to constantly place earlier and earlier orders-it was creating issue." make anyone else laugh?
  932. [2012-01-08 18:44:27] <BUTTZ> So how's Armas going to deal with this latest problem? He still has his satellite phone doesn't he? He ought to call Camella and let her know to get ready for tomorrow's meeting if this job takes longer than he'd like
  933. [2012-01-08 18:45:02] <BUTTZ> Also he could have her pick up some fox teeth so Amen can finish that charm
  934. [2012-01-08 18:45:06] <BUTTZ> Hey this could work out
  935. [2012-01-08 18:46:27] <BobbaFett> You know, Amen DOES have samples of Armas' blood in the house.
  936. [2012-01-08 18:46:44] <Alratan> Yes, despite multiple attempts to get them safely destroyed
  937. [2012-01-08 18:47:30] <Alratan> actually, reading more of the update, I think I'll say good night to you all
  938. [2012-01-08 18:47:34] <BUTTZ> This is another way to get the blood destroyed. Just use it all up.
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  940. [2012-01-08 18:47:38] <guile> Darkening actually gets into perceivers' heads via memetic link? Bitchin'
  941. [2012-01-08 18:47:43] <BUTTZ> Man Al doesn't like surprises I think.
  942. [2012-01-08 18:47:54] <Moralfag> Ahahaha
  943. [2012-01-08 18:47:57] <Moralfag> Burrz.
  944. [2012-01-08 18:48:00] <Moralfag> Buttz*
  945. [2012-01-08 18:48:49] <guile> once we change the way they think, it should persist, since theyre then effectively convincing themselves. If I;'m reading right, of course
  946. [2012-01-08 18:48:56] <BobbaFett> I wonder if Alratan grasps he's the one that on average writes the most obnoxious dialogue for Armas.
  947. [2012-01-08 18:49:16] <BobbaFett> Probably not, I imagine.
  948. [2012-01-08 18:49:50] <Ironybot> How long has Shadowbro been invoking the Dark as an epithet?
  949. [2012-01-08 18:50:03] <BobbaFett> You'd have to ask him.
  950. [2012-01-08 18:50:23] <Ironybot> I was hoping someone in-channel could remember if he'd done so before.
  951. [2012-01-08 18:50:23] <BobbaFett> But the phrase is rather common among shadowfiends 'Sweet Merciless Dark!'
  952. [2012-01-08 18:50:51] <guile> I havent heard it before
  953. [2012-01-08 18:50:54] <guile> that I can remember
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  955. [2012-01-08 18:55:42] <BobbaFett> So who's Moralfag? I do not recognize that name.
  956. [2012-01-08 18:55:47] <guile> no idea
  957. [2012-01-08 18:55:53] <guile> since Wuten is already here
  958. [2012-01-08 18:56:23] <BobbaFett> Also, I have to admit curiosity-response to TMI actually being dead-on right?
  959. [2012-01-08 18:56:54] <guile> obviously pretty happy, but even I didnt feel our chances were particularly high on that one
  960. [2012-01-08 18:56:55] <BUTTZ> I'm surprised Armas didn't hurt himself
  961. [2012-01-08 18:57:17] <BobbaFett> He literally hit dead-on on the one easy way to use the powers.
  962. [2012-01-08 18:57:25] <BobbaFett> Color me impressed.
  963. [2012-01-08 18:57:42] <BUTTZ> There's no way Armas is going to be able to keep that up while learning chakra though
  964. [2012-01-08 18:58:03] <BobbaFett> I imagine the color to be a warm hybrid of beige and chartreuse-and not a chance, at least not without something to help his mental focus.
  965. [2012-01-08 18:58:05] <Arkeus> Ogrimmir, you smexy guy
  966. [2012-01-08 18:58:35] <Ironybot> Well, I thought beforehand that there was a small chance of the experiment working but it wasn't worth the risk involved in something going horribly wrong.
  967. [2012-01-08 18:58:51] <BobbaFett> And HAD he not been dead on, that would be correct. But eh, such is life
  968. [2012-01-08 18:58:54] <Ironybot> So I suppose my response to these results is pleasant surprise.
  969. [2012-01-08 18:59:08] <BobbaFett> every now and then you get something just perfect-and all the failed attempts sting just a little less.
  970. [2012-01-08 18:59:37] <guile> no, but as long as its just a conversation, I bet he can split his focus between thinking about his social moves and maintaining the self-Imposition
  971. [2012-01-08 18:59:53] <guile> and SB is reminded again why he hangs out with us
  972. [2012-01-08 19:00:05] <BUTTZ> Besides being attached you mean?
  973. [2012-01-08 19:00:19] <GoateeWuten> off to work i go
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  975. [2012-01-08 19:01:26] <guile> yes, besides being a chunk of our own soul
  976. [2012-01-08 19:01:40] <BUTTZ> We might want to think about arranging transport out too
  977. [2012-01-08 19:01:55] <BUTTZ> Not sure if Ogrimir will take care of that or not
  978. [2012-01-08 19:02:13] <guile> 50/50?
  979. [2012-01-08 19:02:23] <BUTTZ> Yeah pretty much
  980. [2012-01-08 19:02:41] <BUTTZ> I think he's the kind of guy who will give us extra help if we do the job the way he'd prefer
  981. [2012-01-08 19:03:52] <Arkeus> I am actually really happy with this sidequest
  982. [2012-01-08 19:04:05] <Arkeus> just...too bad about there not being much ammunitions on us
  983. [2012-01-08 19:04:14] <BUTTZ> We only need one bullet
  984. [2012-01-08 19:04:19] <guile> you're happy with being abandoned in Brazil and told to kill one animal - or other souled thing - in the jungle?
  985. [2012-01-08 19:04:44] <Arkeus> Also, i am surprised- why did Einrik think from the start we loved experimenting? i mean, we only began experimenting maybe a week before leaving the valkonens
  986. [2012-01-08 19:04:52] <Arkeus> or was it because of what he 'tasted' on us?
  987. [2012-01-08 19:04:58] <guile> and just cuz the animals will all aggro - animals like Hummingbird, jesus - on a mistaken Dreamer kill doesnt mean an ensouled tiger won't try to eat our face beforehand
  988. [2012-01-08 19:05:01] <BobbaFett> what he 'tasted' on you.
  989. [2012-01-08 19:05:39] <BUTTZ> Remember we had (have?) a full set of goblin runes etched on our soul to shunt the NN strikes away
  990. [2012-01-08 19:06:33] <BUTTZ> Actually, given how little we know about the way Romanov works, we might be stuck with them
  991. [2012-01-08 19:06:37] <Arkeus> BobbaFett: yeah, that actually makes sense
  992. [2012-01-08 19:07:22] <Arkeus> BUTTZ: if they actually stay (which i HIGHLY doubt) it could help us tell SM we didn't die
  993. [2012-01-08 19:07:39] <Arkeus> I mean, if our soul rupture
  994. [2012-01-08 19:07:42] <BUTTZ> He's obviously got some way to tell when Armas' brain fails
  995. [2012-01-08 19:08:24] <BUTTZ> We know they're good at memory manipulation, and that SM himself favors the brain's status as the method of determining the end of life
  996. [2012-01-08 19:08:44] <guile> ... hey guys. Souled animals errywhere.
  997. [2012-01-08 19:08:47] <guile> Just sayian.
  998. [2012-01-08 19:08:54] <BUTTZ> Apparently ensouled
  999. [2012-01-08 19:08:56] <BUTTZ> They aren't
  1000. [2012-01-08 19:09:00] <BUTTZ> They just look like they are
  1001. [2012-01-08 19:10:00] <BUTTZ> Anyway we swore a week's service to Og, and he's probably going to get full value
  1002. [2012-01-08 19:10:05] <guile> Remember, Armas: don't pee in the river
  1003. [2012-01-08 19:10:08] <BUTTZ> So expect other jobs after this one
  1004. [2012-01-08 19:10:13] <BUTTZ> for the entire week
  1005. [2012-01-08 19:10:20] <guile> good point, we dont know if the week can be split up
  1006. [2012-01-08 19:10:33] <Ironybot> Does our Bargain specify that the week must be consecutive?
  1007. [2012-01-08 19:10:42] <BUTTZ> A week each season
  1008. [2012-01-08 19:10:45] <BUTTZ> That's it
  1009. [2012-01-08 19:10:47] <Ironybot> If it doesn't, then he can make it into dozens of small jobs.
  1010. [2012-01-08 19:10:58] <BUTTZ> It would behoove us to dwadle then
  1011. [2012-01-08 19:11:15] <guile> a week in the rainforest, joy
  1012. [2012-01-08 19:11:22] <BUTTZ> And hey, it's the Amazon, lots of things to see and eat
  1013. [2012-01-08 19:11:36] <BUTTZ> Let's give Camella a call, first thing
  1014. [2012-01-08 19:11:40] <guile> I guess we could go find and steal a big machine from a logging camp, go joyriding
  1015. [2012-01-08 19:11:46] <Ironybot> Not necessarily- in a relatively arguable case like this, both sides need to consider relations with the other party as part of how willing they are to push the Contract terms.
  1016. [2012-01-08 19:11:52] <guile> will we have reception? I guess we should, satellite and all
  1017. [2012-01-08 19:12:02] <BUTTZ> That's why I wanted a satellite phone
  1018. [2012-01-08 19:12:33] <Ironybot> I doubt Ogrimir would actually demand dozens of jobs, even if he could theoretically; he only has so much attention to spare for us, anyway- if he's giving us detailed to-do lists a lot of the purpose in our being an independent actor on his behalf is lost.
  1019. [2012-01-08 19:12:48] <BUTTZ> This wasn't that detailed
  1020. [2012-01-08 19:13:31] <BUTTZ> I hope this isn't some Pathways into Darkness dungeon crawl.
  1021. [2012-01-08 19:13:39] <guile> and we might end up doing a lot of jobs in the Americas, since AORB does a good job keeping gods out
  1022. [2012-01-08 19:13:41] <BUTTZ> Well, that'd be cool, but inconvienent
  1023. [2012-01-08 19:13:52] <BUTTZ> That game rocked though
  1024. [2012-01-08 19:14:15] <Arkeus> Seems OG could still send us there
  1025. [2012-01-08 19:14:24] <BUTTZ> He had to do some tricky shielding
  1026. [2012-01-08 19:14:27] <Arkeus> AORB is just seeming more and more badass
  1027. [2012-01-08 19:14:29] <BUTTZ> Spent a lot of power doing it
  1028. [2012-01-08 19:14:37] <Arkeus> Quite surprised by how good they are
  1029. [2012-01-08 19:14:47] <Arkeus> Hoping there is another organization that can rival them
  1030. [2012-01-08 19:15:23] <guile> doesnt really sound like it, although god-wizards may qualify
  1031. [2012-01-08 19:15:26] <Arkeus> If he had to spend a lot of power on our FIRST job, that speaks well of his expectations
  1032. [2012-01-08 19:15:27] <Arkeus> cool
  1033. [2012-01-08 19:15:34] <guile> Titancorp isnt up to snuff compared to these guys
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  1035. [2012-01-08 19:15:55] <Falconis> I LIVE
  1036. [2012-01-08 19:16:09] <Arkeus> Given it appears that Strongest Man would get owned by a few hovertanks, yes
  1037. [2012-01-08 19:16:14] <Falconis> anybody feeling nice enough to hit me up with Logs since the last time I spoke
  1038. [2012-01-08 19:16:15] <Arkeus> thye seem a bit overpowered
  1039. [2012-01-08 19:16:29] <Falconis> that is an odd thing to jump in and hear
  1040. [2012-01-08 19:16:29] <Arkeus> http://www.logonforlogs.com/product_images/uploaded_images/logs_photo.jpg
  1041. [2012-01-08 19:16:29] <Classhole> Arkeus: EvilP linked that 12 hours, 3 minutes ago.
  1042. [2012-01-08 19:16:47] <Falconis> ...thank you Ark
  1043. [2012-01-08 19:17:10] <Ironybot> How are they overpowered? They're one of the largest supernatural organizations we're aware of. If you have the resources of multiple countries and hundreds of thousands of magically aware, competent individuals at your disposal, you damn well SHOULD be able to defeat any individual on the planet.
  1044. [2012-01-08 19:17:29] <Ironybot> ...with a tiny fraction of your might, no less.
  1045. [2012-01-08 19:17:42] <BUTTZ> "Each monster was drawn by hand in three states: stationary, moving, and exploding. "
  1046. [2012-01-08 19:17:46] <guile> arent there tribes of pygmys, loggers and drug runners in the rainforest? That'd give us three groups we could actually sorta talk with when not inspecting faux-souled animals
  1047. [2012-01-08 19:18:05] <Arkeus> Ironybot: i would like them to be 'one of'
  1048. [2012-01-08 19:18:08] <BUTTZ> Armas doesn't know Portugese
  1049. [2012-01-08 19:18:15] <Arkeus> I get the feeling they are more than 'one of'
  1050. [2012-01-08 19:18:37] <guile> Curses. Still, english, turkish, italian, te reo, finnish, russian... maybe we'd get lucky
  1051. [2012-01-08 19:19:51] <Falconis> so if we interact with any of those animals in any way the jig is up? or only if we attack them?
  1052. [2012-01-08 19:20:01] <BUTTZ> If we kill them apparently
  1053. [2012-01-08 19:20:07] <Falconis> ah
  1054. [2012-01-08 19:20:08] <BUTTZ> Taking Og at his word here
  1055. [2012-01-08 19:20:54] <Falconis> soooo...Can't we just Lordly imposition the animals and go 'Find me your master"?
  1056. [2012-01-08 19:21:00] <BobbaFett> More or less this is what he tried to convey:
  1057. [2012-01-08 19:21:02] <Ironybot> On the briht side, by my understanding the Amazon forest floor gets hardly any sunlight- so Shadowbro should be entirely free to go anywhere and teleport us all over.
  1058. [2012-01-08 19:21:06] <Arkeus> Given what bob said about our soul stealth, i expected it to be quite a bit weaker
  1059. [2012-01-08 19:21:07] <guile> again: an ensouled tiger is likely to not like us on principle. We just wont be issued KoS orders with our face on em until we kill one
  1060. [2012-01-08 19:21:10] <BobbaFett> 1: killing the dreamer finishes job
  1061. [2012-01-08 19:21:28] <Arkeus> I mean, it looked like Amen couldn't soul-sense us in a meaningful way
  1062. [2012-01-08 19:21:30] <BobbaFett> 2: attacking any 'ensouled' animal around the dreamer will render all such animals hostile
  1063. [2012-01-08 19:21:37] <Arkeus> i expected mid-tier dragons to be blowing through it
  1064. [2012-01-08 19:21:48] <Arkeus> At least for now
  1065. [2012-01-08 19:22:08] <guile> At the moment, we cant actually do any sort of magic while holding the disguise
  1066. [2012-01-08 19:22:14] <Falconis> does Lordly imposition register as an attack?
  1067. [2012-01-08 19:22:21] <Falconis> I'm not sure about that
  1068. [2012-01-08 19:22:28] <Arkeus> Mmmh
  1069. [2012-01-08 19:22:31] <Falconis> just... lots of mojo
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  1071. [2012-01-08 19:22:38] <Arkeus> Given they have no soul, lordly imposition should do nothing
  1072. [2012-01-08 19:22:48] <Falconis> oh wait shit, right
  1073. [2012-01-08 19:22:50] <guile> faux-soul
  1074. [2012-01-08 19:22:51] <Arkeus> Which would be a way to 'check', i gues
  1075. [2012-01-08 19:23:03] <guile> which, honestly, may all be part of the Dreamer, who knows
  1076. [2012-01-08 19:23:35] <Falconis> man's soul is so big that shit around him that can hold souls show it?
  1077. [2012-01-08 19:23:38] <Falconis> awesome
  1078. [2012-01-08 19:23:49] <Arkeus> 'may'
  1079. [2012-01-08 19:23:56] <Falconis> yea yea
  1080. [2012-01-08 19:25:00] <Falconis> anyone figured out who it is yet or should I jump unto that train as well?
  1081. [2012-01-08 19:26:28] <guile> what, the Dreamer? Obviously, NaiveOne
  1082. [2012-01-08 19:26:48] <Arkeus> So, do we know for sure we can't use that indirect soul stealth bit while practicing chakra, or is it just a "well, it takes focus"
  1083. [2012-01-08 19:26:50] <Arkeus> ?
  1084. [2012-01-08 19:27:20] <BUTTZ> Bob said we'd need help of some sort
  1085. [2012-01-08 19:27:26] <Falconis> lol
  1086. [2012-01-08 19:27:31] <Arkeus> Also, i got to love how Amen must be freaking out now
  1087. [2012-01-08 19:27:33] <guile> I just feel that trying to concentrate on ordering a part of our soul to do one thing while making another do another is doomed to failure
  1088. [2012-01-08 19:27:44] <Arkeus> He can only think us dead if he can confirm our soul is dead
  1089. [2012-01-08 19:27:52] <Arkeus> but he now has trouble analyzing out soul
  1090. [2012-01-08 19:27:54] <Arkeus> and know this
  1091. [2012-01-08 19:28:08] <guile> ok, so Camella needs to handle the Spook... that should be okay
  1092. [2012-01-08 19:28:08] <BUTTZ> <BUTTZ>There's no way Armas is going to be able to keep that up while learning chakra though
  1093. [2012-01-08 19:28:09] <BUTTZ> <BobbaFett>...not a chance, at least not without something to help his mental focus.
  1094. [2012-01-08 19:28:11] <Falconis> >he can be anyone, anywhere, is that him ARE YOU HIM, MASTER WHERE ARE YOU
  1095. [2012-01-08 19:28:13] <Arkeus> Which means that he may not ever be able to CONFIRM our soul is dead
  1096. [2012-01-08 19:28:15] <Arkeus> 'oops'
  1097. [2012-01-08 19:28:17] <guile> anyone else we need to call?
  1098. [2012-01-08 19:28:39] <Arkeus> <guile> I just feel that trying to concentrate on ordering a part of our soul to do one thing while making another do another is doomed to failure <= xhakra isn't quite soul, though
  1099. [2012-01-08 19:28:52] <guile> chakra is gates that release soul energy into the body
  1100. [2012-01-08 19:28:53] <BUTTZ> Hillevi, just to let her know we're going to be gone at least a day, maybe up to a week.
  1101. [2012-01-08 19:29:16] <Arkeus> guile: it's partly that, yes, but it isn't using our soul directly with chakra either
  1102. [2012-01-08 19:29:17] <guile> my point was, either of these things takes concentration. Do we really want to be working chakra with half our brain?
  1103. [2012-01-08 19:29:18] <Falconis> so...if we turn our entire body into a gate...
  1104. [2012-01-08 19:29:31] <Arkeus> OTOH, Armas currently doesn't have the necessary mental focu, it appears
  1105. [2012-01-08 19:29:32] <Arkeus> mmmh
  1106. [2012-01-08 19:30:07] <BUTTZ> "Don't spend all your time watching tv; I like it too but there's more interesting things to do. Like play with your new computer, it should be at the mansion in a day or two."
  1107. [2012-01-08 19:30:18] <guile> if anybody calls us about a job, we can say "Sorry, currently looking for one particular animal in the Brazilian rainforest! Let me give you Camella's number"
  1108. [2012-01-08 19:30:19] <Falconis> hrm, that just gave me the idea of having seven people link together and force all their chakras into the state of one
  1109. [2012-01-08 19:30:20] <Arkeus> <Falconis> >he can be anyone, anywhere, is that him ARE YOU HIM, MASTER WHERE ARE YOU <= if we somehow manage to destroy every blood link Amen has with us, this is what would happen
  1110. [2012-01-08 19:30:28] <Arkeus> Amen won't be able to confirm if we are dead
  1111. [2012-01-08 19:30:29] <Arkeus> ever
  1112. [2012-01-08 19:30:32] <Ironybot> We did tell Hillevi that it was bad idea to watch much TV. Seems she didn't take to our advice.
  1113. [2012-01-08 19:30:33] <Falconis> he said it was faint
  1114. [2012-01-08 19:30:40] <BUTTZ> Well it's James Bond
  1115. [2012-01-08 19:30:43] <BUTTZ> I can't blame her\
  1116. [2012-01-08 19:30:43] <guile> he can still sense us through the bloodlink
  1117. [2012-01-08 19:30:58] <Arkeus> Ironybot: she is a PC, duh
  1118. [2012-01-08 19:31:00] <guile> is she a Roger Moore fan, or Shawn Connery?
  1119. [2012-01-08 19:31:17] <Arkeus> <guile> he can still sense us through the bloodlink <= which is why we need to find a way to destroy that
  1120. [2012-01-08 19:31:30] <guile> she probably likes the muscle-y one, Daniel Craig
  1121. [2012-01-08 19:31:41] <BUTTZ> Man who doesn't like Daniel Craig?
  1122. [2012-01-08 19:31:46] <Falconis> Shawn Connery andPierce brosnan
  1123. [2012-01-08 19:31:53] <Falconis> the kinds of swag
  1124. [2012-01-08 19:31:56] <Falconis> kings*
  1125. [2012-01-08 19:32:07] <Ironybot> PC doesn't mean never listens.
  1126. [2012-01-08 19:32:37] <BUTTZ> http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/daniel-craig-beach.jpg
  1127. [2012-01-08 19:33:04] <Falconis> man screw him, he ruined james bond for me
  1128. [2012-01-08 19:33:12] <Falconis> ok I can't say that
  1129. [2012-01-08 19:33:36] <guile> Armas, it is time to bring out your inner monkey. Swing! Brachiate like your life depends on it!
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  1131. [2012-01-08 19:33:44] <Gunpowder_Symphony> Gentlemen.
  1132. [2012-01-08 19:33:47] <guile> Boy, sure wish we had Trap skills now, eh?
  1133. [2012-01-08 19:33:55] <Falconis> and that's when we load 300 tons of C4 in the bugger
  1134. [2012-01-08 19:33:58] <Falconis> oh hey gun
  1135. [2012-01-08 19:34:29] <guile> oh man, I need re-post so I can add that
  1136. [2012-01-08 19:34:32] <Falconis> nah, I sure wish we had Animal emperor
  1137. [2012-01-08 19:34:46] <Ironybot> Eh, I'm not particularly desperate for Trap skills. I mean, presumably there will be some nasty threats in this forest, but the brothers Laine are pretty badass in just powering through things.
  1138. [2012-01-08 19:34:51] <guile> we still might
  1139. [2012-01-08 19:35:11] <BUTTZ> So lessons learned: 1) carry more concealed weapons 2) learn Portugese 3) carry a set of thermal goggles around
  1140. [2012-01-08 19:35:16] <guile> none of these guys are probably hummingbird's equal, but enough of them?
  1141. [2012-01-08 19:35:28] <guile> souled animals are badasses
  1142. [2012-01-08 19:35:32] <Falconis> oh wait shit, we need a knife
  1143. [2012-01-08 19:35:33] <BUTTZ> That should be enough to deal with most situations Ogrimir will dump us into
  1144. [2012-01-08 19:35:40] <Falconis> we need a knife fast
  1145. [2012-01-08 19:35:51] <BUTTZ> "Shadowbro can you make an ice-knife for me?"
  1146. [2012-01-08 19:35:54] <BUTTZ> "Pretty please?"
  1147. [2012-01-08 19:35:56] <Falconis> or a sharp stick that can feel like a spear
  1148. [2012-01-08 19:36:03] <Ironybot> Traps are best when defending a fixed position or setting an setting an ambush or what have you- anything when you can predict where the enemy will be. Since we're on a hunter-killer mission they wouldn't be that applicable here unless we forced them to be.
  1149. [2012-01-08 19:36:39] <Ironybot> I am hoping that Gianni will be able to teach us how to fleshcraft ourselves into being able to see like a cat or owl in the dark.
  1150. [2012-01-08 19:37:01] <Gunpowder_Symphony> Don't forget echolocation, Irony.
  1151. [2012-01-08 19:37:06] <Ironybot> That too.
  1152. [2012-01-08 19:37:09] <Falconis> or get a huge arm to punch shit
  1153. [2012-01-08 19:37:19] <Falconis> direct application is the best application
  1154. [2012-01-08 19:37:19] <Ironybot> Thermal goggles are cool,. but internalizing power is usually preferable.
  1155. [2012-01-08 19:37:20] <guile> potentially, I guess. still need to find a way to empty ourself of chakra, first
  1156. [2012-01-08 19:37:27] <Falconis> *nod nod*
  1157. [2012-01-08 19:37:47] <Falconis> ...why do you want to empty yourself of chakra?
  1158. [2012-01-08 19:37:52] <BobbaFett> Hillevi is watching Sean Connery 007 flicks, specifically.
  1159. [2012-01-08 19:37:57] <BobbaFett> And has become entranced.
  1160. [2012-01-08 19:38:01] <Falconis> is that even possible without removing your soul?
  1161. [2012-01-08 19:38:02] <Gunpowder_Symphony> The girl's got taste.
  1162. [2012-01-08 19:38:04] <BUTTZ> She does know he's old now right?
  1163. [2012-01-08 19:38:12] <BobbaFett> No she does not
  1164. [2012-01-08 19:38:18] <Falconis> screw that, it's Sean Connery
  1165. [2012-01-08 19:38:19] <BobbaFett> I do not know that you want to be the one to tell her that.
  1166. [2012-01-08 19:38:31] <Gunpowder_Symphony> Hrm. I see I'm going to have to tidy up a couple things on this new armory page in the wiki.
  1167. [2012-01-08 19:39:01] <guile> specifically, Falc, we need to empty our flesh of chakra, which we exude unconsciously cuz we have so much soul its just leaking everywhere
  1168. [2012-01-08 19:39:24] <guile> otherwise when we try to use Summer to fleshcraft its gonna go... poorly
  1169. [2012-01-08 19:39:25] <BUTTZ> Sean Connery got training in polishing coffins too, you know
  1170. [2012-01-08 19:39:35] <Gunpowder_Symphony> ...Fuck it, I'll do it later. I have slacking to do right now.
  1171. [2012-01-08 19:39:37] <BUTTZ> Before he was an actor, he learned wood polishing as a trade
  1172. [2012-01-08 19:39:44] <BUTTZ> The navy paid for it
  1173. [2012-01-08 19:39:50] <Falconis> nice
  1174. [2012-01-08 19:39:54] =-= Gunpowder_Symphony is now known as Gun|OnBreak
  1175. [2012-01-08 19:40:19] <guile> wood polishing job.
  1176. [2012-01-08 19:40:58] <BUTTZ> Someone has to polish coffins
  1177. [2012-01-08 19:42:23] <BUTTZ> What was that movie where Sean Connery went "You're the man now, dog" ?
  1178. [2012-01-08 19:42:28] <BUTTZ> We need to show that to Hillevi
  1179. [2012-01-08 19:43:41] <BobbaFett> The Rock
  1180. [2012-01-08 19:43:57] <BUTTZ> That wasn't The Rock
  1181. [2012-01-08 19:44:15] <BobbaFett> The one about Alcatraz with Nicolas cage-pretty sure he said 'you're the man now dog' to Cage as a pep talk semi-near the end.
  1182. [2012-01-08 19:44:52] <BUTTZ> Finding Forrester
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  1184. [2012-01-08 19:45:15] <guile> nah, he said it to the black writer kid
  1185. [2012-01-08 19:45:18] <guile> yeah, thats it
  1186. [2012-01-08 19:46:04] <BUTTZ> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgy4PcSpUkI
  1187. [2012-01-08 19:46:04] <Classhole> BUTTZ: CLASSIC SCENE "You're the man now, Dog!" - length 7m 5s - rated 4.90/5.0 (39) - 15192 views - ClassicMovieScenes on 2009.07.30
  1188. [2012-01-08 19:47:13] <Ironybot> Do we have any kind of portable charger for our satellite phone, or do we only have its current battery charge?
  1189. [2012-01-08 19:47:37] <BobbaFett> no portable charger
  1190. [2012-01-08 19:47:45] <Ironybot> Hrm. Mental note, get one.
  1191. [2012-01-08 19:47:51] <BUTTZ> Why yes I'm sure we'll find a way to recharge it in the middle of the rain forest
  1192. [2012-01-08 19:48:25] <Gun|OnBreak> Armas would need a MacGuyver trait for that.
  1193. [2012-01-08 19:48:29] <Ironybot> That was pretty much my thought, yeah. So we'd best plan on our initial calls being our only contacts.
  1194. [2012-01-08 19:48:50] <guile> well, we'd still have a couple days, depending on how charged the battery is
  1195. [2012-01-08 19:49:02] <guile> hopefully this wont take longer than that
  1196. [2012-01-08 19:49:40] <Ironybot> What instructions are we going to give for handling Riker's contact? Do we call Riker and tell him about it, call Camella and tell her to handle it, or both? Something else?
  1197. [2012-01-08 19:50:24] <Falconis> I think camella should be able to do this
  1198. [2012-01-08 19:50:28] <Ironybot> Obviously we wouldn't tell Riker where we are, just that it might be completely impossible for us to show, perhaps mentioning a minor teleportation mishap.
  1199. [2012-01-08 19:50:41] <Falconis> aww shadowbro is going to miss her reaction to the letter
  1200. [2012-01-08 19:51:04] <Ironybot> My concern is that if Camella shows up when the spook is expecting Armas, the spook would probably disapprove, perhaps enough to lose us whatever jobs we may have acquired.
  1201. [2012-01-08 19:51:58] <Falconis> good point. both then
  1202. [2012-01-08 19:52:15] <BUTTZ> Hence the charm that makes Camella look like us
  1203. [2012-01-08 19:52:29] <Shot__> >People using silly string to detect IEDs
  1204. [2012-01-08 19:52:30] <Ironybot> I don't think we want to try and pull that shit.
  1205. [2012-01-08 19:52:39] <Shot__> oh man, that's so perfect.
  1206. [2012-01-08 19:52:54] <Ironybot> Not in front of an agent of a major supernatural organization with unknown detection abilities.
  1207. [2012-01-08 19:53:12] <BUTTZ> How about this
  1208. [2012-01-08 19:53:35] <BUTTZ> We call Riker, tell him the issue, tell him we could send our 2nd in command with a charm to make her look like Armas, so that outsiders don't know something is wrong
  1209. [2012-01-08 19:53:40] <BUTTZ> But the spook would be aware up front
  1210. [2012-01-08 19:53:57] =-= TMIoverloadaway is now known as TMIoverload
  1211. [2012-01-08 19:56:06] <Falconis> man, im kind of pissed that Armas hasn't even spent one in quest second thinking about World eye. As far as I know the idea hasn't even occured to him
  1212. [2012-01-08 19:56:15] <Falconis> occurred
  1213. [2012-01-08 19:57:03] <Ironybot> I'm not that concerned about it. He hasn't thought of the company heart either, for all that we put a heavy blood manipulator on our auction list.
  1214. [2012-01-08 19:57:23] <Ironybot> He can think of these things when we're actually in a position to make them happen.
  1215. [2012-01-08 19:57:25] <Falconis> I was wondering why he wanted that since he hasn't thought about it
  1216. [2012-01-08 19:57:54] <Ironybot> Prophetic subconscious, I guess.
  1217. [2012-01-08 19:58:09] <Falconis> man, I don't even know what position we are in. Sake or IT could know shit that would be helpful to us, but we don't know because it hasn't even entered his damn mind
  1218. [2012-01-08 19:58:58] <TMIoverload> There's plenty of reasons he might've wanted that. Amen, learning flesh manipulation, ect ect.
  1219. [2012-01-08 19:59:09] <Falconis> all I want is for him to know about the idea, that way if he encounters something that could help him he can take notice of it
  1220. [2012-01-08 19:59:28] <Falconis> if he doesn't know he wants it, opportunities could be flying by and he wouldn't be the wiser
  1221. [2012-01-08 20:01:02] <Falconis> I don't even think this is something that we could get done immediately, but the man won't even know shit because every time it's brought up by myself or others, it's susted
  1222. [2012-01-08 20:02:54] <Ironybot> I SUSTed it this time because your suggestion literally said "Hey, we should try to chat with Odin about this right now".
  1223. [2012-01-08 20:03:06] <Ironybot> Or at least, that was my reading of it.
  1224. [2012-01-08 20:03:06] <Falconis> I wanted to chat with Abolec
  1225. [2012-01-08 20:03:22] <Falconis> whose name I did not remember at the time
  1226. [2012-01-08 20:04:15] <Falconis> I don't even know if chatting with Odin is a thing we could do just now, I wanted information
  1227. [2012-01-08 20:04:29] <Falconis> meh
  1228. [2012-01-08 20:09:25] =-= Falconis is now known as Falwriting
  1229. [2012-01-08 20:09:53] <sunnyside> do you think it's to paranoid to wait a few hours before calling riker about the delay in case a connection is made?
  1230. [2012-01-08 20:10:16] <Ironybot> Between which events?
  1231. [2012-01-08 20:10:33] <guile> think AORB could detect Og's entrance?
  1232. [2012-01-08 20:10:38] <Falwriting> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_MfHMQWmiE&feature=g-all-f&context=G2910cf4FAAAAAAAAAAA
  1233. [2012-01-08 20:10:39] <Classhole> Falwriting: World's Coolest Flight Attendant - length 2m 22s - rated 4.95/5.0 (3511) - 108404 views - shabbooo7 on 2009.03.23
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  1235. [2012-01-08 20:10:55] <sunnyside> saying we had a travel mishap and the possible blip on aorb's magic radar
  1236. [2012-01-08 20:10:59] <Falwriting> man if this was all on the spot...
  1237. [2012-01-08 20:11:08] <Ironybot> Ah. No, I'd call that appropriately cautious.
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  1241. [2012-01-08 20:11:44] <Ironybot> Also appropriate to move our location somewhat before making the call, although "middle of the fucking Amazon" makes distances of a mile or two not that important to anyone tracking satellite communications.
  1242. [2012-01-08 20:12:35] <Abeo> Oh Ogrimir. I love you so.
  1243. [2012-01-08 20:12:35] <Ironybot> Actually, I'd want to move immediately in case anyone can indeed detect Ogrimir's influence and does some kind of routine sweep or scan.
  1244. [2012-01-08 20:12:52] <TMIoverload> WHy are we assuming that in the middle of the Amazon when there is magic in the ground we'll get a signal?
  1245. [2012-01-08 20:13:19] <Ironybot> Because unless we're in a part-nevernever zone we should have satellite cover.
  1246. [2012-01-08 20:13:26] <Ironybot> It's why we bought this crazy phone.
  1247. [2012-01-08 20:13:49] <Abeo> Anyone who looks at our phone connections will be confused as hell
  1248. [2012-01-08 20:14:45] <TMIoverload> Satellite phones still have trouble with signals, especially underground or in wooded areas/forests/jungles
  1249. [2012-01-08 20:15:25] <TMIoverload> Canopy is gonna fuck our signal
  1250. [2012-01-08 20:15:41] <Falwriting> climb like a monkey?
  1251. [2012-01-08 20:15:43] <BobbaFett> If only Armas could get above the canopy
  1252. [2012-01-08 20:15:48] <BobbaFett> but he'd have to fly or something
  1253. [2012-01-08 20:15:54] <Ironybot> Yeah, we can just jump/fly up there and make our calls.
  1254. [2012-01-08 20:15:54] <Abeo> That's crazy
  1255. [2012-01-08 20:16:15] <Abeo> Wonder how our Amen connection is doing.
  1256. [2012-01-08 20:16:22] <Ironybot> Live and well, I'd guess.
  1257. [2012-01-08 20:16:50] <Ironybot> Unless these apparent wards block it.
  1258. [2012-01-08 20:17:09] <Abeo> Or Amen has standing orders to not provoke AORB
  1259. [2012-01-08 20:18:03] <Abeo> What pisses me off is we don't even have a vague sense of which direction we should go
  1260. [2012-01-08 20:18:48] <Ironybot> Eh, so what? We have an entire week to get this done.
  1261. [2012-01-08 20:19:02] <Falwriting> man I want this done in a day
  1262. [2012-01-08 20:19:15] <Ironybot> Armas and company are pretty competent, they'll handle their shit.
  1263. [2012-01-08 20:19:24] <Abeo> We miss out on a lot of getting shit done if we run around a jungle for a week
  1264. [2012-01-08 20:19:56] <Ironybot> We made a Bargain. We knew from the say we did that Ogrimir got one week a season. He gets it, no questions, no complaints.
  1265. [2012-01-08 20:20:03] <Ironybot> The day we did, rather.
  1266. [2012-01-08 20:20:06] <TMIoverload> I don't think we'd be getting much done anyway. Posters have this tendency to pile shit onto our plate without clearing much off
  1267. [2012-01-08 20:21:04] <Falwriting> yay Vacations
  1268. [2012-01-08 20:21:09] <Abeo> oh god
  1269. [2012-01-08 20:22:29] <Abeo> I'm pretty pleased that Ogrimir's getting us to do our service right now, it means less hanging over us when we manage to complete it. But I'm annoyed by how vague the jerk is
  1270. [2012-01-08 20:27:32] <Abeo> I also kind of half expect him to force us to make our own way back home
  1271. [2012-01-08 20:28:40] <sunnyside> I wonder what our top flying speed is, and how long sake can sustain it
  1272. [2012-01-08 20:31:45] <Falwriting> we need to get him some weasel shades
  1273. [2012-01-08 20:32:54] <Ironybot> So. Is anyone else looking forward to reaching the next Armas Smile moment, and supplementing our usual grin with willing our soul to be pants-shittingly terrifying?
  1274. [2012-01-08 20:33:29] <Gun|OnBreak> Like the Small World ride at Disney?
  1275. [2012-01-08 20:34:15] <Falwriting> *crickets*
  1276. [2012-01-08 20:34:45] <Falwriting> I am looking forward to the smile moment, yes
  1277. [2012-01-08 20:35:24] <Gun|OnBreak> Oh wait, this is worse than disney
  1278. [2012-01-08 20:35:25] <Gun|OnBreak> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A
  1279. [2012-01-08 20:35:25] <Classhole> Gun|OnBreak: Creepiest 4 minutes of children's TV ever (wiggles) - length 3m 31s - rated 4.42/5.0 (10067) - 3793372 views - ShaneisShane on 2006.10.12
  1280. [2012-01-08 20:36:41] =-= Falwriting is now known as Falconis
  1281. [2012-01-08 20:37:16] <Falconis> why are they trying to ruin the next generation? :X
  1282. [2012-01-08 20:37:19] <BobbaFett> So, in terms of 'exclusively human' groups in your relative area..... there are four.
  1283. [2012-01-08 20:37:32] <BobbaFett> One is a tribe in the forst
  1284. [2012-01-08 20:37:34] <BobbaFett> forest
  1285. [2012-01-08 20:37:51] <BobbaFett> Another is a group of rainforest privateers, for lack of a better description
  1286. [2012-01-08 20:37:58] <Gun|OnBreak> CANNIBAL PYGMY MIDGETS
  1287. [2012-01-08 20:38:26] <Ironybot> Pygmy midgets, really?
  1288. [2012-01-08 20:38:37] <Ironybot> They weren't content with one, had to go all the way?
  1289. [2012-01-08 20:38:38] <Gun|OnBreak> Yes.
  1290. [2012-01-08 20:38:40] <BobbaFett> The third is a very interesting clan of slaving drug runners always hungry to make some profit.
  1291. [2012-01-08 20:38:49] <BobbaFett> And the fourth is SUPER SPECIAL MYSTERY
  1292. [2012-01-08 20:38:58] <BobbaFett> then there's the wholly magical fun times, but that's seperate.
  1293. [2012-01-08 20:39:53] <Falconis> :I
  1294. [2012-01-08 20:40:53] <guile> finally watched the last fate/zero. Ryunnosuke and Caster are delightfully cracked
  1295. [2012-01-08 20:40:57] *Global* [mink] Services have been updated based on your feedback, Please see http://forum.rizon.net/showthread.php?3800-Services-Limits-Chanserv, Please be sure to thank your baggage boy for today Adam, Thanks for Flying Rizon!
  1296. [2012-01-08 20:41:04] <BobbaFett> Amazon's one of the areas the God Wars are still occurring in, what do you expect.
  1297. [2012-01-08 20:41:52] <Falconis> wait, watched fate/zero? I thought is was just a straight up book
  1298. [2012-01-08 20:41:56] <guile> And Armas is going to alk out of the forest in a thousand dollar suit. Theyre just going to LOVE him
  1299. [2012-01-08 20:42:13] <guile> 13 episode anime, and more to come in 3 months or so
  1300. [2012-01-08 20:42:19] <Falconis> huh, cool
  1301. [2012-01-08 20:42:28] <guile> beautifully animated, that one
  1302. [2012-01-08 20:42:32] <Falconis> just finished F/SN a few days ago
  1303. [2012-01-08 20:42:39] <Falconis> visual novel mode
  1304. [2012-01-08 20:42:55] <Falconis> so I think I'll give that a gander
  1305. [2012-01-08 20:43:13] <Falconis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8xzp8E9xHc
  1306. [2012-01-08 20:43:14] <Classhole> Falconis: The Assumption Song w/Lyrics - length 1m 34s - rated 4.95/5.0 (7143) - 1328572 views - CODdatabase on 2009.07.25
  1307. [2012-01-08 21:03:05] <BobbaFett> Surprisingly little commentary here.
  1308. [2012-01-08 21:03:23] <Ironybot> Mmm.
  1309. [2012-01-08 21:03:59] <Ironybot> I think the sudden shift in our position has left us somewhat off balance as far as continual plotting goes... or maybe no one's around.
  1310. [2012-01-08 21:04:14] =-= Gun|OnBreak is now known as Gunpowder_Symphony
  1311. [2012-01-08 21:04:53] <Gunpowder_Symphony> In my case, it's more just feeling less than optimal. Think I'm gonna just head out and take it easy for the rest of the night. Later, all.
  1312. [2012-01-08 21:05:02] <Ironybot> See you.
  1313. [2012-01-08 21:05:08] |<-- Gunpowder_Symphony has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: If I had vodka I wouldn't be having this problem, I'm sure...)
  1314. [2012-01-08 21:08:17] <Shot__> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&feature=endscreen&NR=1
  1315. [2012-01-08 21:08:17] <Classhole> Shot__: Narwhals - length 1m 9s - rated 4.88/5.0 (143180) - 21154170 views - mrweebl on 2009.02.22
  1316. [2012-01-08 21:11:06] |<-- Deadbeard has left irc.rizon.net (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  1317. [2012-01-08 21:12:18] <guile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WevhYQcFzc
  1318. [2012-01-08 21:12:19] <Classhole> guile: NARWHAL BATTLE NO JUTSU - length 41s - rated 4.97/5.0 (130) - 13712 views - BBxRae on 2011.05.28
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  1320. [2012-01-08 21:21:46] <Ironybot> I wonder if Sake and Shadowbro can use their wind/shadow manipulation to keep our suit in good condition.
  1321. [2012-01-08 21:22:12] <Ironybot> That's important, if they can. A tattered suit makes entirely the wrong impression.
  1322. [2012-01-08 21:23:29] <guile> I dont really think their skillset lends itself well to that
  1323. [2012-01-08 21:23:41] <guile> we might have to strip and walk around in a banana leaf skirt
  1324. [2012-01-08 21:23:45] <sunnyside> More important is that we ride a magical beast sometine before leaving
  1325. [2012-01-08 21:23:53] <guile> you know, to avoid the wierdness of a tattered suit
  1326. [2012-01-08 21:23:53] <sunnyside> sometime
  1327. [2012-01-08 21:23:59] <BUTTZ> Is that what we're calling Gianni now?
  1328. [2012-01-08 21:24:07] <Ironybot> Man, banana leaf skirts suck.
  1329. [2012-01-08 21:24:13] <sunnyside> i thought all our suits had workout wear as underwear?
  1330. [2012-01-08 21:24:18] <Ironybot> I'd rather go in the buff than that.
  1331. [2012-01-08 21:24:34] <BUTTZ> So you want Armas to be naked again
  1332. [2012-01-08 21:24:45] <Ironybot> Better than wearing leaves.
  1333. [2012-01-08 21:24:54] <BUTTZ> Gonna give him some sort of mental disorder if we keep this up
  1334. [2012-01-08 21:25:15] <sunnyside> could sb make himself look like clothes?
  1335. [2012-01-08 21:25:41] <guile> actually, Lordly Imposition basically IS Animal Emperor, but for any souled thing, I figure. Once we get the hang of that, Animal Emperor might become a real thing
  1336. [2012-01-08 21:25:42] <BobbaFett> On that note, Gianni actually goes by the nickname GiaGia, pronounced 'Jya-Jya' because a former intimate friend turned him on to JoJo's bizarre adventures, and the name similarities struck him as entertaining. A personal joke to keep him cheery.
  1337. [2012-01-08 21:26:08] <guile> I was wondering about that, because I have a female cousin named Gia
  1338. [2012-01-08 21:26:22] <BobbaFett> And Armas is wearing underarmor shirt and shorts under the suit.
  1339. [2012-01-08 21:27:12] <BUTTZ> So Gianni's also called Angelo?
  1340. [2012-01-08 21:27:23] <BobbaFett> no?
  1341. [2012-01-08 21:27:34] <BUTTZ> I'm just trying to figure out who's who
  1342. [2012-01-08 21:27:48] <BUTTZ> In the first mafia mission the russians went on they worked with a practicioner named Angelo
  1343. [2012-01-08 21:27:59] <BUTTZ> Or who Rocco called Angelo, anyway
  1344. [2012-01-08 21:28:41] <BobbaFett> Wait really? If that's true that was in error-Angelo's the name of the Cosa Nostro that's one of the Mafia's Fingers.
  1345. [2012-01-08 21:29:07] <BUTTZ> "-Seems none of the Russians died. Cool stuff. Also seems Lyubov impressed the Mafia bloodline user-a flesh manipulator named Angelo-by detecting a flank attack before the trap was sprung. "
  1346. [2012-01-08 21:29:19] <BUTTZ> No big deal, it was Gianni they worked with there
  1347. [2012-01-08 21:29:21] <BUTTZ> then?
  1348. [2012-01-08 21:29:40] <BobbaFett> that is correct
  1349. [2012-01-08 21:31:27] <BobbaFett> Tuszegun Lama... interesting
  1350. [2012-01-08 21:33:15] <Ironybot> How common are the calibers of bullets that our guns use?
  1351. [2012-01-08 21:33:27] <BUTTZ> .45 is pretty damn common
  1352. [2012-01-08 21:33:49] -->| Grail (cgiirc@Rizon-FEEBE4F2.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #golemquest
  1353. [2012-01-08 21:34:02] <Ironybot> All three of them use that?
  1354. [2012-01-08 21:34:19] <BUTTZ> Taurus Raging Judge 'The Lonesome Judge': Double-action revolver, .45 Colt/.410 bore (454 Casull)
  1355. [2012-01-08 21:34:29] <BUTTZ> 'Iron Trick': Single action, .45 Long Colt cartridge
  1356. [2012-01-08 21:34:44] <BUTTZ> Mateba Model 6 Unica Autorevolvers (the Matebas): Semiautomatic, .454 Casull
  1357. [2012-01-08 21:35:28] <BUTTZ> They'll be underpowered with straight .45 but it should fit and fire safely
  1358. [2012-01-08 21:35:29] <Ironybot> My lack of firearms knowledge doesn't actually tell me if the words following the ".45" make their ammunition incompatible or not.
  1359. [2012-01-08 21:35:35] <Ironybot> Ah.
  1360. [2012-01-08 21:35:39] <BUTTZ> They'll all chamber .45 safely
  1361. [2012-01-08 21:36:02] <BUTTZ> .45 Colt s less powerful than Long Colt or .454 but the cartridges will fit
  1362. [2012-01-08 21:36:12] -->| Samar (~mabinogi@Rizon-8D3F6048.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #golemquest
  1363. [2012-01-08 21:36:43] <Ironybot> All right. It's a decent bet that we'll be able to pick up some ammo from at least one of the nearby human groups, then.
  1364. [2012-01-08 21:37:05] <BUTTZ> Yeah, .45's been in use for over a hundred years
  1365. [2012-01-08 21:39:27] -->| MrTT (~MrTT@Rizon-AA53D688.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #golemquest
  1366. [2012-01-08 21:40:23] <BUTTZ> The Mateba might not cycle properly. Or it might. Either way it'll be the one that gives us trouble, if there's trouble to be had, using .45 instead of .454
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  1368. [2012-01-08 21:41:12] <DoubleU> HOLD ME GUYS, GIANNI IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE
  1369. [2012-01-08 21:41:39] <Falconis> :I
  1370. [2012-01-08 21:41:54] <DoubleU> I DO NOT LIKE THIS FEEL I
  1371. [2012-01-08 21:41:57] <Arkeus> DoubleU: you just have to be used to the stretching!
  1372. [2012-01-08 21:41:58] <Falconis> man this level of half gay flirting is nothing
  1373. [2012-01-08 21:42:00] <DoubleU> THIS FEEL I;M FEELING
  1374. [2012-01-08 21:42:07] * Arkeus holds DoubleU well stretched
  1375. [2012-01-08 21:42:17] <DoubleU> NOT HELPING
  1376. [2012-01-08 21:42:17] <Falconis> I really hope Gianni doesn't bust out the big guns
  1377. [2012-01-08 21:42:18] <BobbaFett> see THAT sounds gay
  1378. [2012-01-08 21:42:25] <Falconis> ...that was a statement in error
  1379. [2012-01-08 21:42:35] <Falconis> no THAT was a statement in error
  1380. [2012-01-08 21:42:37] <BobbaFett> Oh he'll show you his big gun alright....
  1381. [2012-01-08 21:42:45] <Falconis> hell no,
  1382. [2012-01-08 21:42:47] <Arkeus> lol
  1383. [2012-01-08 21:42:55] <BobbaFett> That massive, polished, well-oiled.....
  1384. [2012-01-08 21:42:59] <BobbaFett> Browning Machine Gun!
  1385. [2012-01-08 21:43:10] <DoubleU> :I
  1386. [2012-01-08 21:43:11] <BobbaFett> ASSUMPTIONS.PNG
  1387. [2012-01-08 21:43:14] <Falconis> >mfw I can still take that as innuendo
  1388. [2012-01-08 21:43:47] <Falconis> I pretty much just ignore it
  1389. [2012-01-08 21:43:58] <Falconis> nothing will ever happen there
  1390. [2012-01-08 21:44:10] <Falconis> not unless he reveals himself to have been the hot elf
  1391. [2012-01-08 21:44:19] <Falconis> which would be very disturbing
  1392. [2012-01-08 21:44:25] <Falconis> flipping fleshcrafters
  1393. [2012-01-08 21:44:37] <BobbaFett> Fleshcrafters: best sex
  1394. [2012-01-08 21:44:43] <BobbaFett> It's a pretty good motto
  1395. [2012-01-08 21:44:48] <BobbaFett> All things considered
  1396. [2012-01-08 21:45:03] * Falconis remains unflappable
  1397. [2012-01-08 21:45:18] * BobbaFett gently caresses Falconis' flaps
  1398. [2012-01-08 21:45:27] <BobbaFett> Still unflappable?
  1399. [2012-01-08 21:45:28] * DoubleU feeling some pretty weird feels he hasn't felt in a long, long time
  1400. [2012-01-08 21:45:41] * Falconis recoils halfway across the world
  1401. [2012-01-08 21:45:50] <BobbaFett> That's what I thought
  1402. [2012-01-08 21:46:11] <DoubleU> Wait, hummingbro's with us?
  1403. [2012-01-08 21:46:27] <BobbaFett> and Sake and SB
  1404. [2012-01-08 21:46:32] <DoubleU> Whoo!
  1405. [2012-01-08 21:46:33] <MrTT> hummingbro is always with us
  1406. [2012-01-08 21:46:39] <Falconis> he can't leave
  1407. [2012-01-08 21:46:52] <Falconis> I imagine if Ogrim had only moved us it would not go well for him
  1408. [2012-01-08 21:47:23] <BobbaFett> The Hummingbird would likely have sought out Ogrimir to have Words about abruptly dying just because the entity didn't want to bother with a bird
  1409. [2012-01-08 21:47:24] * Falconis imagines Hummingbros body suddenly flying to Armas' location at lightspeed after the move
  1410. [2012-01-08 21:47:31] <BobbaFett> Very harsh, pointed Words.
  1411. [2012-01-08 21:47:34] <DoubleU> I wonder how everyone else would react to us suddenly...dissapearing for an entire week.
  1412. [2012-01-08 21:47:48] <BobbaFett> Not saying it would have accomplished anything
  1413. [2012-01-08 21:47:53] <BobbaFett> but it damn well would have tried
  1414. [2012-01-08 21:48:09] <DoubleU> Oh, can Amen still sense us?
  1415. [2012-01-08 21:48:27] <Falconis> thought about that, don't really want to contact him either way though
  1416. [2012-01-08 21:48:33] <DoubleU> Or do AORB's defenses ward off sanguine connections as well?
  1417. [2012-01-08 21:50:10] <DoubleU> Oooh, and we can give orders to the Russians outside of combat...
  1418. [2012-01-08 21:50:39] <Falconis> well they still exist
  1419. [2012-01-08 21:50:46] <Falconis> so I don't see why not
  1420. [2012-01-08 21:51:13] <Falconis> might as well do something with all that damn money
  1421. [2012-01-08 21:51:24] <MrTT> so, armas DID experiment on his own soul?
  1422. [2012-01-08 21:51:30] <DoubleU> Time for Nikifor to hit the casinos
  1423. [2012-01-08 21:51:37] <Falconis> and Zhenya needs a Violin or she might go crazy soon >_>
  1424. [2012-01-08 21:51:57] <MrTT> or did some other thing caused a soul flux that brought amen to investigate
  1425. [2012-01-08 21:52:08] <guile> yes TT, and this time it worked beautifully
  1426. [2012-01-08 21:52:19] <DoubleU> Don't worry guys, I won't end up losing and having the entire PMC pay a massive, massive debt to a certain Gambling-addicted Nazi. Or our souls/favours.
  1427. [2012-01-08 21:52:52] <Falconis> wait what
  1428. [2012-01-08 21:53:01] <Falconis> I have nothing to do with your mad schemes
  1429. [2012-01-08 21:54:09] <MrTT> lucky us
  1430. [2012-01-08 21:54:27] <MrTT> although we still had 1 upvote and 3 susts AND our soul brothers todl us NOT TO
  1431. [2012-01-08 21:54:40] <MrTT> although IT did so "do it" and IT does know about darkening...
  1432. [2012-01-08 21:54:52] <Falconis> he probably doesn't give a shit
  1433. [2012-01-08 21:54:59] <Falconis> and did it for the lulz
  1434. [2012-01-08 21:55:01] <MrTT> true, he is a dick like armas
  1435. [2012-01-08 21:55:08] <MrTT> Anyways, it was bad enough we couldn'
  1436. [2012-01-08 21:55:21] <MrTT> nm
  1437. [2012-01-08 21:55:25] <Falconis> man, I'm glad we did something for once
  1438. [2012-01-08 21:56:22] <guile> Armas went ahead and did it because TMI happened to hit on exactly the right answer Armas needed. If it had been SUSTed, Armas likely would never have tried the trick again, and thus never learned it
  1439. [2012-01-08 21:56:42] <Falconis> Sust is the enemy of advancement
  1440. [2012-01-08 21:56:51] <guile> that was my interpretation, anyway
  1441. [2012-01-08 21:57:00] <guile> its just a pity we so often advance in the wrong direction
  1442. [2012-01-08 21:57:05] <Falconis> and it should really only apply to haggling or interactions with other persons
  1443. [2012-01-08 21:57:24] <MrTT> it was susted
  1444. [2012-01-08 21:57:30] <MrTT> it got 1 upvote and 3 susts
  1445. [2012-01-08 21:57:41] <MrTT> soa 2 to 3 vote with the 3 being against
  1446. [2012-01-08 21:57:46] <guile> yes, how dare bob give us a nice thing that we tried to deny ourselves. that bastard.
  1447. [2012-01-08 21:58:19] <MrTT> well, I am just concerned that it applies to experiments in general and not just times where we come up with ones sure to work
  1448. [2012-01-08 21:58:30] <Arkeus> It used a fanart
  1449. [2012-01-08 21:58:41] <Shot__> >See update >filename >OgrimirTransportation
  1450. [2012-01-08 21:58:44] <MrTT> you are right... ok that explains it. good to go
  1451. [2012-01-08 21:58:45] <Shot__> WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
  1452. [2012-01-08 21:58:47] <guile> which means the artists have veto power. bitchin'
  1453. [2012-01-08 21:58:48] <Arkeus> Armas wouldn't have done it (because of the SUSTs) but bob used a fanart to override susts
  1454. [2012-01-08 21:58:50] <Shot__> WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO
  1455. [2012-01-08 21:59:03] <MrTT> huh? who? what?
  1456. [2012-01-08 21:59:13] <Ironybot> The fanart was my interpretation as well- that is, the existence of the fanart overrode the SUST to reate a beneficial effect; if the plan had been a bad one we wouldn't have done it.
  1457. [2012-01-08 21:59:23] <MrTT> btw you all were pretty happy on my library idea curated by mortals and sharing the chakra book with the russians
  1458. [2012-01-08 21:59:28] <MrTT> yet i didn't get a single upvote for it
  1459. [2012-01-08 21:59:42] <Ironybot> I didn't downvote it, I figured it would probably go through.
  1460. [2012-01-08 21:59:52] <Ironybot> And there were things that were upvoted and didn't happen, you know.
  1461. [2012-01-08 22:00:10] <Arkeus> There are lots of upvoted things that don't go through
  1462. [2012-01-08 22:00:15] <Arkeus> becaue limited space
  1463. [2012-01-08 22:00:21] <Falconis> huh, btw, was my Shadowmassacre fanart ever used for anything or did it just go to void because SB wasn't strong enough for the described task?
  1464. [2012-01-08 22:00:22] <Arkeus> some things fits an update better than others
  1465. [2012-01-08 22:00:24] <Arkeus> etc etc
  1466. [2012-01-08 22:00:36] <Arkeus> Also, Armas doesn't always listens to posters
  1467. [2012-01-08 22:00:46] <Arkeus> especially when posters say silly things like dressing down
  1468. [2012-01-08 22:01:48] <MrTT> > over the course of weeks spent in my bed
  1469. [2012-01-08 22:01:50] <MrTT> oh god spit take
  1470. [2012-01-08 22:01:55] <Arkeus> Btw, is it a typo that Tom Appraiser --> Tome Appraiser?
  1471. [2012-01-08 22:02:05] <DoubleU> It's tome
  1472. [2012-01-08 22:02:08] <Arkeus> Tome Appraiser --> Time appraiser
  1473. [2012-01-08 22:02:17] <Arkeus> it changed nick mid update
  1474. [2012-01-08 22:03:04] <MrTT> oh god the letter
  1475. [2012-01-08 22:03:09] <Falconis> yea, I hope nobody else reads that first or Camella will kill Armas
  1476. [2012-01-08 22:03:19] <Falconis> ...I kind of wish it would read itself out loud
  1477. [2012-01-08 22:03:21] <DoubleU> Good thing we'll be missing for a week
  1478. [2012-01-08 22:03:22] <Arkeus> Also, seems we really need to begin SUSTing 'experiments'/'practice' we know won't do squat
  1479. [2012-01-08 22:03:22] <BobbaFett> I think I will in fact employ the cop out of 'I'm sick' even though I make mistakes like that normally.
  1480. [2012-01-08 22:03:32] <Arkeus> because Armas is stupid enough to go for it
  1481. [2012-01-08 22:03:35] <Arkeus> again and again
  1482. [2012-01-08 22:03:45] <DoubleU> Also, did we have anything important to do tomorrow?
  1483. [2012-01-08 22:03:57] <Falconis> how do you know it wont do anything?
  1484. [2012-01-08 22:03:58] <Arkeus> BobbaFett: lol
  1485. [2012-01-08 22:03:59] <guile> a shame we didnt pay someone immortal to do a singing telegram
  1486. [2012-01-08 22:04:08] <Arkeus> guile: ahahahhaah
  1487. [2012-01-08 22:04:20] <guile> just make sure to downvote it when Al suggests it again
  1488. [2012-01-08 22:04:31] <Arkeus> I was kinda busy this WE
  1489. [2012-01-08 22:04:33] <Arkeus> still am
  1490. [2012-01-08 22:04:38] <Arkeus> seeing those 'people' thing
  1491. [2012-01-08 22:05:02] |<-- DoubleU has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  1492. [2012-01-08 22:05:06] <Falconis> ...wat
  1493. [2012-01-08 22:05:50] <Falconis> >random anime
  1494. [2012-01-08 22:05:59] <Falconis> >bludgeoning angel
  1495. [2012-01-08 22:06:01] <Falconis> wat
  1496. [2012-01-08 22:06:06] <Falconis> is this madness
  1497. [2012-01-08 22:06:18] * Falconis moves on with life
  1498. [2012-01-08 22:06:33] <Arkeus> Also, another thing bob: is there a reason why Armas pointedly didn't ask Amen to tell the truth last update when my question specified for him to do so?
  1499. [2012-01-08 22:07:04] <Arkeus> "Ah-one more question for now: Do we currently possess more than one thousand barrels of low-grade blood, of a format to meet the Red Cap's request that will not negatively impact me and mine?"
  1500. [2012-01-08 22:07:04] <Arkeus> >[Amen]"This house should stay quite well stocked on sanguine fluids through some few more excessive events, yes." <= this
  1501. [2012-01-08 22:08:36] <Shot__> >Sake comments on Valkonen anger
  1502. [2012-01-08 22:08:44] <Shot__> >He remembers his fight with them
  1503. [2012-01-08 22:08:48] <Shot__> Heeeeeeey.
  1504. [2012-01-08 22:09:02] <guile> What would the gain to Amen be for lying about this?
  1505. [2012-01-08 22:09:13] <Falconis> ^
  1506. [2012-01-08 22:09:29] <guile> I mean, if the redcaps were likely to kill us if we didnt deliver at that second, maybe
  1507. [2012-01-08 22:09:40] <guile> but theyd just be annoyed, and we might need to pay more blood later
  1508. [2012-01-08 22:10:06] <Arkeus> Well, if we don't have it, they won't kill us, but won't be able to teach us
  1509. [2012-01-08 22:10:14] <Arkeus> So it might be just a small snub
  1510. [2012-01-08 22:10:25] <guile> I bet there's SOMETHING we could do to punish him. "Amen, because you couldnt be honest with me, from now on, once a week you have to make a child smile."
  1511. [2012-01-08 22:10:27] <Falconis> hrm
  1512. [2012-01-08 22:10:57] <guile> Amen, from now on, you are going to donate good, wholesome clothes with no nasty tricks in them to charity."
  1513. [2012-01-08 22:11:17] <Falconis> wat
  1514. [2012-01-08 22:11:20] <Falconis> why
  1515. [2012-01-08 22:11:27] <MrTT> oh god armas sexy banter with gianni is killing me
  1516. [2012-01-08 22:11:31] <Grail> For some reason asking Amen to 'make' children smile sounds like it will end in tears.
  1517. [2012-01-08 22:11:33] <guile> I'm trying to think of things which are the opposite of hate
  1518. [2012-01-08 22:11:40] <Arkeus> ...There, that should do it.
  1519. [2012-01-08 22:11:40] <Arkeus> >"I believe I shall shadow Camella when she's next in the house-I do not think I wish to miss her reaction to this." <= i am wondering if SB's shadownazi is still back in the mansion
  1520. [2012-01-08 22:11:44] <guile> true. Joker territory.
  1521. [2012-01-08 22:11:45] <Falconis> that won't work out at all
  1522. [2012-01-08 22:11:53] <Arkeus> if it is, he could probably get us some ammunitions
  1523. [2012-01-08 22:12:02] <Arkeus> and, you know, check camella's reaction
  1524. [2012-01-08 22:12:13] <Grail> The important part is Camella's reaction of course
  1525. [2012-01-08 22:12:19] <Grail> Water and food be damned
  1526. [2012-01-08 22:12:33] <Arkeus> ;-)
  1527. [2012-01-08 22:12:38] <Grail> Seriously though
  1528. [2012-01-08 22:12:43] <Grail> Jerky, we need to carry some again.
  1529. [2012-01-08 22:13:00] <Falconis> we could always make jerky of ourselves
  1530. [2012-01-08 22:13:03] <Arkeus> We now have enough money to buy a unlimited meat charm
  1531. [2012-01-08 22:13:06] <Falconis> >_>
  1532. [2012-01-08 22:13:08] <Arkeus> hammer-space style
  1533. [2012-01-08 22:13:18] <Arkeus> iirc, bob once said it would cost 30K
  1534. [2012-01-08 22:13:19] <Grail> Arkeus
  1535. [2012-01-08 22:13:21] <Grail> Never
  1536. [2012-01-08 22:13:24] <Grail> Say the words
  1537. [2012-01-08 22:13:27] <Grail> Unlimited meat charm
  1538. [2012-01-08 22:13:31] <Grail> Around Gianni
  1539. [2012-01-08 22:13:34] <Arkeus> lol
  1540. [2012-01-08 22:13:36] <Shot__> >[GiaGia]"Oh my~"
  1541. [2012-01-08 22:13:38] <Arkeus> :D :D :D
  1542. [2012-01-08 22:13:47] <Shot__> Admit it, you George Takai'd
  1543. [2012-01-08 22:13:49] <Falconis> ....
  1544. [2012-01-08 22:14:22] <BobbaFett> He's supposed to sound like Tim Curry and George Takai were merged.
  1545. [2012-01-08 22:14:26] <BobbaFett> Oh my~
  1546. [2012-01-08 22:14:36] <Falconis> >sound like Tim Curry
  1547. [2012-01-08 22:14:45] <Falconis> you just destroyed my mental image of this guy
  1548. [2012-01-08 22:15:06] <guile> We need to see how far we can ride this innuendo train. Particularly in front of the ladies
  1549. [2012-01-08 22:15:09] <Falconis> it is being rebuilt from the ground up with a curly mustache
  1550. [2012-01-08 22:15:11] <BobbaFett> tim curry AND George Takai merged. He seductively uses his flexible baritone.
  1551. [2012-01-08 22:15:25] <guile> See if Hillevi has any blushes left in her
  1552. [2012-01-08 22:15:58] <BobbaFett> If you had been in Istanbul two years ago, you would have seen Gianni growing a beardstache-as in, a mustache on his chin, just for shits and giggles.
  1553. [2012-01-08 22:16:02] <BobbaFett> Another small thing to amuse him
  1554. [2012-01-08 22:16:21] <guile> he is our kind of man
  1555. [2012-01-08 22:16:28] <guile> but not in a gay way
  1556. [2012-01-08 22:16:33] <guile> unless Armas's dry spell continues
  1557. [2012-01-08 22:16:37] <Falconis> ...
  1558. [2012-01-08 22:16:40] <guile> we like to keep our options open
  1559. [2012-01-08 22:16:57] <guile> isn't "Armas takes all options" practically our catch phrase?
  1560. [2012-01-08 22:17:10] <Falconis> I don't think it applies there...
  1561. [2012-01-08 22:17:29] <Arkeus> I wonder how old is Gianni
  1562. [2012-01-08 22:17:34] <guile> wow, I didnt even see the innuendo in 'keeping things open'. I;'ll call that a bonus
  1563. [2012-01-08 22:17:43] <Arkeus> and how bad are our odd of corrupting him to our PMC
  1564. [2012-01-08 22:17:45] <Falconis> so much innuendo
  1565. [2012-01-08 22:18:07] <guile> kinda dont see that happening.
  1566. [2012-01-08 22:18:16] <guile> I suppose we might be able to buy him (heh)
  1567. [2012-01-08 22:18:30] <Grail> I don't think he'd want to
  1568. [2012-01-08 22:18:38] <Grail> He lives the comfortable life now
  1569. [2012-01-08 22:18:53] <Arkeus> Probably yeah
  1570. [2012-01-08 22:19:00] <Arkeus> Though he also... seems bored
  1571. [2012-01-08 22:19:01] <Grail> Did all the really dirt work, why bother fucking around with an even more lethal job?
  1572. [2012-01-08 22:19:17] <Shot__> Too bad we don't have any explosives.
  1573. [2012-01-08 22:19:35] <Dart666> we must find more talented people with bad bosses
  1574. [2012-01-08 22:19:39] <Shot__> That way we could be like, twice as certain to kill the dreamer
  1575. [2012-01-08 22:19:45] <BobbaFett> GiaGia stroked Armas' neck with his pinky.
  1576. [2012-01-08 22:20:13] <guile> we have three potentials in ito's students, and once the vamp sire thing kicks off, we should be able to poach vampires
  1577. [2012-01-08 22:20:44] <guile> although, ooo, we may not be able to put vamps on jobs. Not becoming of a sire's conduct or some such
  1578. [2012-01-08 22:20:48] <Arkeus> I also want to poach Ito
  1579. [2012-01-08 22:20:49] <guile> not quite noble enough
  1580. [2012-01-08 22:21:02] <Falconis> you want to poach Ito?
  1581. [2012-01-08 22:21:06] <Arkeus> But that would be difficult to achieve, AND difficult to be efficient
  1582. [2012-01-08 22:21:06] <Falconis> wat
  1583. [2012-01-08 22:21:12] <Arkeus> he isn't really that strong currently
  1584. [2012-01-08 22:21:25] <Falconis> are you sure poach is the word you want?
  1585. [2012-01-08 22:21:27] <Grail> Leave the old man alone
  1586. [2012-01-08 22:21:29] <Arkeus> Falconis: so that his dojo is 'officialy'a poaching ground
  1587. [2012-01-08 22:21:33] <Arkeus> and other stuff
  1588. [2012-01-08 22:21:38] <guile> bob, if we got really desperate or curious, WOULD the master of the flesh make good on his promises?
  1589. [2012-01-08 22:21:46] <BobbaFett> If you flesh crafted Ito back to youthful vigor and vim, I believe he would be a slightly different man.
  1590. [2012-01-08 22:21:55] <Arkeus> BobbaFett: :-)
  1591. [2012-01-08 22:22:09] <Grail> Would he WANT that to happen?
  1592. [2012-01-08 22:22:12] <BobbaFett> I didn't say that was a good thing.
  1593. [2012-01-08 22:22:27] <guile> Might need Gianni for that, Im not sure our fleshcrafting works on others
  1594. [2012-01-08 22:22:29] <Grail> How open is he to that option?
  1595. [2012-01-08 22:22:29] <Arkeus> Wouldn't the plan be to make him learn lots of chakra stuff to achieve same result?
  1596. [2012-01-08 22:22:29] <Falconis> man Ito would probably destroy us
  1597. [2012-01-08 22:22:33] <Arkeus> OTOH, he may need youthful vigor in order to gain enough EXP in order to get there
  1598. [2012-01-08 22:22:36] <Falconis> age brings out the peace in a man
  1599. [2012-01-08 22:22:37] <Arkeus> egg and chick stuff
  1600. [2012-01-08 22:22:38] <guile> he'd be full of piss and vinegar. I wanna do it
  1601. [2012-01-08 22:22:53] <Grail> Armas would need a Kapala to direct his flesh manipulation.
  1602. [2012-01-08 22:22:58] <Arkeus> or something like that, yeah
  1603. [2012-01-08 22:23:01] <Falconis> I have a sudden image of an Akuma like man ripping Armas in half
  1604. [2012-01-08 22:23:04] <Arkeus> doubt it's the only such item
  1605. [2012-01-08 22:23:09] <Falconis> >Oh yes, my old power, so good to be back
  1606. [2012-01-08 22:23:19] <Falconis> >time to test it out
  1607. [2012-01-08 22:23:22] <Grail> So if Ito is willing to let us go near him with a human skull he could be young again.
  1608. [2012-01-08 22:23:24] <Falconis> >dead end
  1609. [2012-01-08 22:23:37] <MrTT> so.... are we leading gianni on or are we bi now?
  1610. [2012-01-08 22:23:41] <guile> >Armas reforms. "Damn it Ito, quit it!"
  1611. [2012-01-08 22:23:56] <guile> >"Mwahahaha, so much fun!" *more Armas-breaking*
  1612. [2012-01-08 22:24:15] <MrTT> Also, gianni is totally gonna learn about amen if he visits the mansion
  1613. [2012-01-08 22:24:31] <Arkeus> I still think Armas can't feel himself exertign energy at all anymore
  1614. [2012-01-08 22:24:33] <Arkeus> so he isn't aware his soul stealth is actively taking energy
  1615. [2012-01-08 22:24:34] <Arkeus> or the same for his hybrid regen
  1616. [2012-01-08 22:24:35] <Falconis> >scare girl
  1617. [2012-01-08 22:24:37] <guile> its just a bit of fun, TT. although if Gianni really meant it, I'm fairly curious what it would be like
  1618. [2012-01-08 22:24:45] <Falconis> >she kills him
  1619. [2012-01-08 22:24:46] <Falconis> :I
  1620. [2012-01-08 22:25:36] <guile> "No, Camella, don't be taken in by his devilish Italian charm! Unless I get to watch, of course."
  1621. [2012-01-08 22:25:44] <guile> no, too sexual harrass-y
  1622. [2012-01-08 22:25:49] <Falconis> >Camella kills him
  1623. [2012-01-08 22:26:04] <Grail> >It was only a golem that looked like him
  1624. [2012-01-08 22:26:20] <MrTT> well with gianni and armas both being flesh manipulators....
  1625. [2012-01-08 22:26:21] <Grail> >Gianni cackles a Dr. Doom cackle
  1626. [2012-01-08 22:26:35] <MrTT> Well armas is untrained, but it will be very interesting that is for sure
  1627. [2012-01-08 22:26:45] <Shot__> >Make amen look like us exactly >Sexually troll Gianni
  1628. [2012-01-08 22:26:49] <Shot__> THE BLUEST BALLS
  1629. [2012-01-08 22:27:05] <Falconis> ...
  1630. [2012-01-08 22:27:08] <Shot__> And we get to troll Amen as a bonus.
  1631. [2012-01-08 22:27:09] <Arkeus> What i am amused by is the trolling potential with our soul stealth
  1632. [2012-01-08 22:27:13] <guile> I wouldnt make SAVOY spend a night with Amen, nevermind someone we kinda like
  1633. [2012-01-08 22:27:15] <Falconis> oh lord
  1634. [2012-01-08 22:27:29] <Arkeus> So dam neasy for Armas trolling people by looking like other people
  1635. [2012-01-08 22:27:30] <MrTT> @Guile: Agree
  1636. [2012-01-08 22:27:33] <BobbaFett> Ito when he was Armas' age or younger... hm, who can I think of most like him to describe what his old, more... energetic, aggressive, brash, hormonal demeanor was?
  1637. [2012-01-08 22:27:35] <Arkeus> Especially once he can shapeshift
  1638. [2012-01-08 22:27:49] <MrTT> we can make our soul look like someone else
  1639. [2012-01-08 22:27:57] <MrTT> if we get flesh manip we can make our body as well
  1640. [2012-01-08 22:28:01] <Arkeus> BobbaFett: Leorio?
  1641. [2012-01-08 22:28:01] <MrTT> perfect impersonation
  1642. [2012-01-08 22:28:12] <BobbaFett> Not Leorio
  1643. [2012-01-08 22:28:15] <BobbaFett> Hm....
  1644. [2012-01-08 22:28:16] <Arkeus> Well, there is mind too
  1645. [2012-01-08 22:28:30] <Arkeus> BobbaFett: you read Aiki?
  1646. [2012-01-08 22:28:30] <guile> Young!Gianni... Errol Flynn?
  1647. [2012-01-08 22:28:37] <MrTT> i like aiki
  1648. [2012-01-08 22:28:41] <Arkeus> is that from Tales of Vesperia?
  1649. [2012-01-08 22:29:01] <MrTT> i love everything by Isutoshi
  1650. [2012-01-08 22:29:15] <BobbaFett> I read Aiki, and when younger, he would not have been like most of the lazy but talented bastards in it.
  1651. [2012-01-08 22:29:22] <BobbaFett> He was more... invested in what he did.
  1652. [2012-01-08 22:29:29] <BobbaFett> In a way, kind of a dumbass.
  1653. [2012-01-08 22:29:31] <guile> Young Musashi from Vagabond?
  1654. [2012-01-08 22:29:47] <BobbaFett> Closer than anything else I've seen so far
  1655. [2012-01-08 22:30:00] <Arkeus> I want to do it
  1656. [2012-01-08 22:30:01] <Arkeus> Really
  1657. [2012-01-08 22:30:10] <Arkeus> Armas likes juggling danger anyway
  1658. [2012-01-08 22:30:17] <Arkeus> I mean, we frigging employed Camella
  1659. [2012-01-08 22:30:28] <Arkeus> Which i still believe is in the Top #5 Bad End for Armas
  1660. [2012-01-08 22:30:43] <Falconis> employing Camella is bad end?
  1661. [2012-01-08 22:30:45] <BobbaFett> OH, I know who he was like: a Japanese, less... larger-than-life Jack Churchill
  1662. [2012-01-08 22:30:54] <guile> nah, just keeps us from going overboard on our Evil
  1663. [2012-01-08 22:31:00] <MrTT> If we keep sexually harassing her it would be falconis :P
  1664. [2012-01-08 22:31:05] <Falconis> ah
  1665. [2012-01-08 22:31:28] <BobbaFett> He just did not give a flying fuck about danger-not on the scale Armas does things, but 'normal' danger.
  1666. [2012-01-08 22:31:44] <MrTT> I just came up with that answer falconis, i am not quoting bob or anything
  1667. [2012-01-08 22:31:47] <guile> I once likened it to us having a Jiminy, but really, she's like a police dog constantly with her nose in our crotcvh - ready to bite our balls off the first like we go off the straight and narrow
  1668. [2012-01-08 22:32:23] <Arkeus> heheheheh
  1669. [2012-01-08 22:32:32] <guile> ... man, I am all about the unintentional innuendos tonight, arent I
  1670. [2012-01-08 22:32:38] <Grail> Ready to bite our balls if she catches us going off the straight and narrow you mean
  1671. [2012-01-08 22:32:59] <MrTT> ... you know letting camella catch us in bed with gianni is gonna a huge fucking troll fest
  1672. [2012-01-08 22:33:05] <guile> Camella Sees Everything, remember
  1673. [2012-01-08 22:33:07] <Falconis> Armas was on the straight and narrow?
  1674. [2012-01-08 22:33:14] <guile> We could start calling her Big Brother.
  1675. [2012-01-08 22:33:18] <Arkeus> not if he is in bed with gianni
  1676. [2012-01-08 22:33:22] <MrTT> Armas never murdered a hobo to eat his flesh
  1677. [2012-01-08 22:33:23] <guile> he can pretend to be
  1678. [2012-01-08 22:33:24] <Arkeus> then he would be on a rainbowx
  1679. [2012-01-08 22:33:26] <Arkeus> so nto so straight
  1680. [2012-01-08 22:33:32] <MrTT> And there are some suggestions now to do the equivalent with hobo souls
  1681. [2012-01-08 22:33:34] <Grail> She sees far less than she would like to or Armas will ever let her
  1682. [2012-01-08 22:33:42] <Falconis> man, what does this quest need
  1683. [2012-01-08 22:33:50] <MrTT> if she sees us tricking hobos into selling their souls to us that would be us being off the straight and narrow
  1684. [2012-01-08 22:33:56] <Grail> Thyme
  1685. [2012-01-08 22:33:58] <guile> TT, there's a difference between us devouring hobo souls and us trying to give hobos +1 soul quirks
  1686. [2012-01-08 22:34:02] <MrTT> likewise if she catches us dealing with devil and the like
  1687. [2012-01-08 22:34:03] <Grail> A dash of nutmeg
  1688. [2012-01-08 22:34:08] <Arkeus> That would have had her killing us, yes
  1689. [2012-01-08 22:34:13] <guile> maybe not in the end result, but Armas wouldnt be TRYING to fuck them up
  1690. [2012-01-08 22:34:17] <Falconis> maybe some garlic
  1691. [2012-01-08 22:34:21] <MrTT> @Guile: We want to experiment on them in ways that could cause soul destruction
  1692. [2012-01-08 22:34:23] <Arkeus> Honestly, this here is great opportunity to learn some soul sculpting
  1693. [2012-01-08 22:34:24] <MrTT> without a trainer
  1694. [2012-01-08 22:34:27] <Arkeus> without repercussions
  1695. [2012-01-08 22:34:38] <Arkeus> especially if OG can get us back the moment we left
  1696. [2012-01-08 22:34:41] <Arkeus> which is... possible
  1697. [2012-01-08 22:34:50] <MrTT> og CAN get us back the moment we left
  1698. [2012-01-08 22:34:52] <MrTT> the question is WILL he
  1699. [2012-01-08 22:35:03] <Grail> I doubt he'll offer that service
  1700. [2012-01-08 22:35:04] <Arkeus> If we are good enough, he MIGHT
  1701. [2012-01-08 22:35:04] <guile> I doubt he can. We're not in the nevernever
  1702. [2012-01-08 22:35:14] <MrTT> mmm...
  1703. [2012-01-08 22:35:15] <Falconis> hell if we get to talk to him I would rather push world eye
  1704. [2012-01-08 22:35:21] <Falconis> but that's just me >_>
  1705. [2012-01-08 22:35:23] <Arkeus> guile: he probably can with dimensional travel shiniengans
  1706. [2012-01-08 22:35:24] <MrTT> push what for it?
  1707. [2012-01-08 22:35:27] <Grail> When wouldn't you Falcon?
  1708. [2012-01-08 22:35:30] <MrTT> a freebie
  1709. [2012-01-08 22:35:48] <MrTT> I think we can do a lot of shit in the eye, we shouldn't limit it to the world
  1710. [2012-01-08 22:35:57] <MrTT> but have a copy of the world in it in addition to other stuff
  1711. [2012-01-08 22:35:58] <Falconis> I'm pretty much on the Verge on never suggesting it again
  1712. [2012-01-08 22:36:05] <Falconis> I have no real problem with that
  1713. [2012-01-08 22:36:05] <Grail> Oh don't do that
  1714. [2012-01-08 22:36:10] <Falconis> it was just an idea
  1715. [2012-01-08 22:36:11] <MrTT> the first thing we need is to build it up as a proper soul prison
  1716. [2012-01-08 22:36:15] <Grail> It's a good idea
  1717. [2012-01-08 22:36:42] <MrTT> falconis we all want the eye world the issue is that at the moment we have nothing to offer... no og question or whatever
  1718. [2012-01-08 22:36:56] <MrTT> so its as practical as saying "i want us to ascend into dragonhood"
  1719. [2012-01-08 22:37:04] <MrTT> its not within our means to persue right now
  1720. [2012-01-08 22:37:17] <Arkeus> Unless you make a Plan
  1721. [2012-01-08 22:37:25] <MrTT> now if you were to post a course of action which in some way advances us towards making a world eye
  1722. [2012-01-08 22:37:33] <MrTT> and that is actual course of action not ideas on how to structure it
  1723. [2012-01-08 22:37:35] <Falconis> I want to ask questions
  1724. [2012-01-08 22:37:37] <MrTT> then I would upvote the fuck out of it
  1725. [2012-01-08 22:37:43] <Falconis> get information so I can get a plan going
  1726. [2012-01-08 22:37:53] <Falconis> but that isn't working
  1727. [2012-01-08 22:38:08] <Falconis> and I can't bother to flood the quest with it, so meh
  1728. [2012-01-08 22:38:09] <Arkeus> Your questions are too vague
  1729. [2012-01-08 22:38:13] <Arkeus> you say 'ask questions'
  1730. [2012-01-08 22:38:20] <Arkeus> you have to propse a method for it to get off
  1731. [2012-01-08 22:38:21] <guile> From Odin, last time
  1732. [2012-01-08 22:38:24] <Arkeus> not just 'ask questions'
  1733. [2012-01-08 22:38:32] <Arkeus> at LEAST a method in how to ask questions
  1734. [2012-01-08 22:38:39] <BobbaFett> So, confession time:
  1735. [2012-01-08 22:38:44] <BobbaFett> Never played portal 1 or 2
  1736. [2012-01-08 22:38:56] <BobbaFett> I am pondering correcting that tonight
  1737. [2012-01-08 22:39:05] <Grail> Do it.
  1738. [2012-01-08 22:39:15] <guile> do it now
  1739. [2012-01-08 22:39:17] <Shot__> Do it.
  1740. [2012-01-08 22:39:21] <MrTT> back
  1741. [2012-01-08 22:39:43] <Shot__> They're both pretty short anyway
  1742. [2012-01-08 22:39:48] <MrTT> anyways, didn't someone post to call up odin? odin is definitely one of the beings that can help us there but the post was just "call him up" and not what we can actually trade him that is worth it
  1743. [2012-01-08 22:39:51] <MrTT> we need and offer
  1744. [2012-01-08 22:39:56] <guile> it is LITERALLY the best series Ive ever played
  1745. [2012-01-08 22:40:02] <Arkeus> Yes, that was Falcon
  1746. [2012-01-08 22:40:03] <MrTT> and that is assuming he is chill like ogrim and not like whaitiri
  1747. [2012-01-08 22:40:24] <Arkeus> Also, Odin is... well, would have to be convinced we aren't a little shit
  1748. [2012-01-08 22:40:28] <guile> considering he runs an ancient, famous pantheon... eh
  1749. [2012-01-08 22:40:38] <BobbaFett> You COULD call Ableoc or a bunch of different things right now
  1750. [2012-01-08 22:40:41] <MrTT> yes odin FROWNS about cannibals according to his angel
  1751. [2012-01-08 22:40:50] <MrTT> furthermore we sent him our resume and he didn't call us back
  1752. [2012-01-08 22:40:52] <BobbaFett> Being a Godling's improved your chances of success with all forms of Divine summoning.
  1753. [2012-01-08 22:41:25] <TMIoverload> For some reason i doubt AORB would like us summoning lots of gods or their servants
  1754. [2012-01-08 22:41:28] <Falconis> ok so a plan? i'll get to work on it
  1755. [2012-01-08 22:41:29] <MrTT> yea from what i hear odin is an asshole
  1756. [2012-01-08 22:41:43] <MrTT> he murders people randomly to test the effectiveness of his weapons
  1757. [2012-01-08 22:41:50] <MrTT> thor is a cool guy go
  1758. [2012-01-08 22:41:53] <MrTT> though
  1759. [2012-01-08 22:42:19] <guile> Thor murdered a god just so he'd have another Mjolnir-like hammer
  1760. [2012-01-08 22:42:23] <MrTT> loki is definitely up our ally but if we deal with him we make an enemy of the main pantheon if contemporary human knowledge is to be believed
  1761. [2012-01-08 22:42:53] <MrTT> @guile: and even still if compared thor is a cool guy and odin is a dick
  1762. [2012-01-08 22:43:04] <guile> not to mention it'd be like seeking out Mammon again, or maybe the Prince of Lies.
  1763. [2012-01-08 22:43:10] <Arkeus> guile: i don't think it was 'just' fot that
  1764. [2012-01-08 22:43:10] <guile> Let's not
  1765. [2012-01-08 22:43:44] <Falconis> I like Odin because he already has somn like it, Ogrim because "I can do anything mutherfudger" but none of them because of cost
  1766. [2012-01-08 22:43:49] <MrTT> right so... "call up odin" one of the most powerful gods out there that already dislikes us... and we have nothing to offer him, and we want to negotiate with him when he might see just us daring to talk to him an insult
  1767. [2012-01-08 22:44:17] <guile> There was that offer of work
  1768. [2012-01-08 22:44:23] <guile> we sent back with the valkyrie
  1769. [2012-01-08 22:44:26] <Falconis> I only wanted to talk to Abolec about setting up a meeting
  1770. [2012-01-08 22:44:31] <MrTT> which he didn't take us up on guile
  1771. [2012-01-08 22:44:39] <Falconis> not actually talk to old one eye now :/
  1772. [2012-01-08 22:44:42] <Grail> Armas would probably love Odin
  1773. [2012-01-08 22:44:46] <guile> not getting back to us doesnt necessarily mean he refused us
  1774. [2012-01-08 22:44:51] <MrTT> mmm.. one eye
  1775. [2012-01-08 22:44:51] <Grail> One eyed spear user
  1776. [2012-01-08 22:44:54] <MrTT> armas needs a beard
  1777. [2012-01-08 22:44:58] <Grail> Pretty tricky
  1778. [2012-01-08 22:45:11] <MrTT> oh god... armas is odin pre ascention and time travel :P
  1779. [2012-01-08 22:45:16] <Grail> He even has birds
  1780. [2012-01-08 22:45:36] <MrTT> well if we dress it right he can find it cute how we emulate him in all ways
  1781. [2012-01-08 22:45:41] <guile> puginn and muginn would get their asses kicked by hummingbro. I believe this.
  1782. [2012-01-08 22:45:43] <BobbaFett> How would elvis react to an elvis impersonator?
  1783. [2012-01-08 22:45:43] <MrTT> or he can be offended by this mockery of his perfection
  1784. [2012-01-08 22:46:13] <guile> Forge them into a terrible army and rule the music world for fifty years?
  1785. [2012-01-08 22:46:14] <Grail> Eat them
  1786. [2012-01-08 22:46:15] <Falconis> hrm
  1787. [2012-01-08 22:46:19] <TMIoverload> Depends. Early Elvis would look at them with contempt. Older Elvis flattered
  1788. [2012-01-08 22:46:21] <Falconis> lol guile
  1789. [2012-01-08 22:46:30] <MrTT> but we are not IMPERSONATING him we are EMULATING him
  1790. [2012-01-08 22:46:37] <Grail> First deep frying them and then slather them with peanut butter
  1791. [2012-01-08 22:46:49] <Falconis> I think Odin would just smite emulators and be done with it
  1792. [2012-01-08 22:46:51] <MrTT> how would elvis react to someone who doesn't claim to be elvis bus follows in his footsteps musically
  1793. [2012-01-08 22:46:55] <Falconis> err impersonators
  1794. [2012-01-08 22:47:10] <Falconis> depends on if the up and comer is better
  1795. [2012-01-08 22:47:14] <Falconis> *trollface*
  1796. [2012-01-08 22:47:34] <MrTT> actually we could sell it as not us emulating him at all, we simply went for the most awesome, powerful, and logical... and then found out to our amazement that we ended up just like him
  1797. [2012-01-08 22:47:51] <Grail> Don't think Armas is quite in impersonator territory yet.
  1798. [2012-01-08 22:47:52] <BobbaFett> wait you want to lie?
  1799. [2012-01-08 22:47:56] <MrTT> its not a lie
  1800. [2012-01-08 22:47:58] <MrTT> its the truth
  1801. [2012-01-08 22:47:59] <BobbaFett> Because powerful and awesome you could swing
  1802. [2012-01-08 22:48:00] <BobbaFett> but LOGICAL
  1803. [2012-01-08 22:48:04] <BobbaFett> the fuck you can swing logical
  1804. [2012-01-08 22:48:15] <Falconis> lol
  1805. [2012-01-08 22:48:27] <Falconis> I tore out my eye and made birds to see the world
  1806. [2012-01-08 22:48:31] <Falconis> smart move odin
  1807. [2012-01-08 22:48:37] <TMIoverload> Shadowbro is logical and is technically Armas
  1808. [2012-01-08 22:48:38] <MrTT> what, the spear, the one eye, the bird, the trickery... every one we chose because it was the most logical (to us) at the time
  1809. [2012-01-08 22:48:47] <TMIoverload> Thus Armas is truthfully logical
  1810. [2012-01-08 22:48:49] <MrTT> not because we were trying to copy odin
  1811. [2012-01-08 22:48:51] <Grail> Odin has Armas logic obviously
  1812. [2012-01-08 22:48:59] <guile> didnt he sell his eye for wisdom? Armas could do with some of that
  1813. [2012-01-08 22:49:03] <Grail> Which makes him a scary, scary, god.
  1814. [2012-01-08 22:49:05] <MrTT> different people have different logic
  1815. [2012-01-08 22:49:07] <BobbaFett> Give me an example of 'Armas Logic'
  1816. [2012-01-08 22:49:24] <MrTT> "I should tear my soul in half and put it in my shadow, it will be AWESOME useful"
  1817. [2012-01-08 22:49:33] <TMIoverload> Lordly Whatchamajig being using for Amorphous Soul?
  1818. [2012-01-08 22:50:08] <MrTT> "I should not restore my eye, I only need one to see and having a super seal is more useful"
  1819. [2012-01-08 22:50:09] <Falconis> can't do what I want, hypnotize myself into doing it
  1820. [2012-01-08 22:50:38] <Grail> The type of twisty thinking that allows one to do what they really shouldn't be able to and the willingness to do these insane things on a grand level for the acquisition of power
  1821. [2012-01-08 22:50:47] <Grail> Such as tearing out your goddamn eyes and replacing them with birds
  1822. [2012-01-08 22:51:06] <Falconis> that way I can see in places I couldn't before...
  1823. [2012-01-08 22:51:11] <Grail> And somehow still being incredibly wise
  1824. [2012-01-08 22:51:12] <Falconis> wait,jpg
  1825. [2012-01-08 22:51:19] <Falconis> how did Thor and loki come about?
  1826. [2012-01-08 22:51:36] <Falconis> and don't give me that bull about when a daddy god and a mommy god love each other very much
  1827. [2012-01-08 22:52:01] <TMIoverload> When a daddy god and mommy god hate each other but stil lust after one another...
  1828. [2012-01-08 22:52:12] <Falconis> good play
  1829. [2012-01-08 22:53:23] <BobbaFett> If someone cares to roll with a very basic 'assess immediate surroundings' prompt, I could react to that so there's more to go off of for planning
  1830. [2012-01-08 22:53:44] <BobbaFett> the more complex the assessment plan, the better the bonus to a high roll
  1831. [2012-01-08 22:53:59] <Arkeus> Grail, we believe in you
  1832. [2012-01-08 22:54:07] <Falconis> hell yea Grail
  1833. [2012-01-08 22:54:45] <guile> I gotta catch some Z's, so good luck assessment guy
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  1835. [2012-01-08 22:55:21] <Grail> I strongly doubt I have the best wilderness/survival knowledge required to make a good guess here, but if you insist.
  1836. [2012-01-08 22:55:51] <Grail> And apparently Thor may or may not be Hercules
  1837. [2012-01-08 22:55:57] <Falconis> wat
  1838. [2012-01-08 22:56:01] <Falconis> ......
  1839. [2012-01-08 22:56:20] * Falconis lines mount olympus with C4
  1840. [2012-01-08 22:56:23] <Grail> Some believe he is a Germanic adaptation of Hercules
  1841. [2012-01-08 22:56:35] <Grail> Which would have odd implications for GfH
  1842. [2012-01-08 22:56:35] <Falconis> fak your shit mythology
  1843. [2012-01-08 22:56:43] <Grail> As I believe Zeus and co and still around
  1844. [2012-01-08 22:56:46] <Arkeus> That... would be interesting
  1845. [2012-01-08 22:57:00] <TMIoverload> My survival knowledge is "take someone with survival knowledge with you"
  1846. [2012-01-08 22:57:05] <Arkeus> I am pretty sure we had no news about those, iirc
  1847. [2012-01-08 22:57:10] <Falconis> well he did say he put Herc in the stars didn't he?
  1848. [2012-01-08 22:57:14] <Falconis> makes perfect sense
  1849. [2012-01-08 22:57:30] <Falconis> call up his old drinking Bro Odin
  1850. [2012-01-08 22:57:38] <Falconis> give my boy a job, he's a good kid
  1851. [2012-01-08 22:57:49] <Grail> We did
  1852. [2012-01-08 22:57:51] <Grail> A long time ago
  1853. [2012-01-08 22:58:06] <Grail> Whether or not it's still valid is the question
  1854. [2012-01-08 23:00:15] <Falconis> dammit, Armas left before Zhenya got to hold him down
  1855. [2012-01-08 23:00:34] <Grail> Hold him down literally?
  1856. [2012-01-08 23:00:41] <Falconis> >_>
  1857. [2012-01-08 23:00:42] <Grail> Because that would not end well
  1858. [2012-01-08 23:00:51] <Grail> And Camella might see
  1859. [2012-01-08 23:00:54] <Grail> And Armas would blow his rape whistle
  1860. [2012-01-08 23:01:30] <Falconis> no just ask him about magic guns
  1861. [2012-01-08 23:01:38] <Falconis> pistols in fact
  1862. [2012-01-08 23:05:33] <MrTT> "daddy god and a mommy god love each other very much " - sometimes that is the source of new gods... sometimes daddy god loves inanimate objects instead
  1863. [2012-01-08 23:05:56] <Falconis> or gets his skull cracked open
  1864. [2012-01-08 23:06:01] <Falconis> >lol Athena
  1865. [2012-01-08 23:06:06] <MrTT> gods can have abstract sex
  1866. [2012-01-08 23:07:25] <Falconis> canvas must itch
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  1868. [2012-01-08 23:11:36] <Falconis> hrm, Bob are there any godslayers at large?
  1869. [2012-01-08 23:12:32] |<-- Samar has left irc.rizon.net (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  1870. [2012-01-08 23:12:36] =-= Samar_ is now known as Samar
  1871. [2012-01-08 23:12:49] <Falconis> and what happens if a god is killed? is he just removed from the collective human consciousness?
  1872. [2012-01-08 23:13:00] <Falconis> or nothing special
  1873. [2012-01-08 23:13:32] <MrTT> so... the pandaria wow expansion and diablo 3 both look... rather weabo
  1874. [2012-01-08 23:13:43] <MrTT> weeaboo
  1875. [2012-01-08 23:14:09] <Shot__> RED SANDS TRIPLE UPDATE
  1876. [2012-01-08 23:14:17] <Shot__> AND END OF THREAD ONE
  1877. [2012-01-08 23:14:19] <Falconis> AW SNAP
  1878. [2012-01-08 23:14:20] * Shot__ powerslides
  1879. [2012-01-08 23:14:58] * Falconis tags Shot with a sticky grenade
  1880. [2012-01-08 23:15:09] <MrTT> nice
  1881. [2012-01-08 23:15:16] <Dart666> i just played the demo of Dungeons
  1882. [2012-01-08 23:15:36] <MrTT> I tried dungeons before, it was pretty fail
  1883. [2012-01-08 23:16:11] <Dart666> it sucks
  1884. [2012-01-08 23:16:32] <MrTT> yea... spiritual successor to dungeon keeper my hairy ass
  1885. [2012-01-08 23:16:46] <Dart666> speciali when comparing it to dungeon keeper
  1886. [2012-01-08 23:17:44] <BUTTZ> Armas should sober up
  1887. [2012-01-08 23:17:55] <BUTTZ> He learned how to clean toxins from his blood from Ito didn't he?
  1888. [2012-01-08 23:18:54] <Falconis> suggest it
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  1890. [2012-01-08 23:20:42] <BUTTZ> So, sober up, take stock of the surroundings, call Camella
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  1892. [2012-01-08 23:21:32] <MrTT> call?.... i was gonna suggest not using blood telepathy to amen since the dreamer might detect it but will it detect non magical radio based communication?
  1893. [2012-01-08 23:21:33] <BUTTZ> The satellite phone should be able to give us our location via GPS
  1894. [2012-01-08 23:21:35] <MrTT> probably not
  1895. [2012-01-08 23:21:44] <BUTTZ> Yeah we can call Amen. On the phone.
  1896. [2012-01-08 23:21:57] <MrTT> detect as in, detect that a connection exist not what we are saying
  1897. [2012-01-08 23:22:00] <BUTTZ> What do we need to talk to Amen about?
  1898. [2012-01-08 23:22:15] <MrTT> mmm... i wonder if amen can be order to obfusicate our communications with him so they are harder to detect
  1899. [2012-01-08 23:22:25] <BUTTZ> He's already doing that with the high-speed
  1900. [2012-01-08 23:22:33] <MrTT> well i didn't remember owning a satelite phone so i thought we can use amen to tell people we are gonna be late
  1901. [2012-01-08 23:22:42] <BUTTZ> That's the point of high-speed. It's a burst transmission, hard to recognize let alone intercept
  1902. [2012-01-08 23:22:48] <MrTT> but then decided we should
  1903. [2012-01-08 23:23:05] <MrTT> i am aware buttz but more layers are always better
  1904. [2012-01-08 23:23:35] <Falconis> pelvic thrust attack is the best attack
  1905. [2012-01-08 23:28:01] <Bob> Huh, no roll to play with?
  1906. [2012-01-08 23:28:26] <BUTTZ> There's only two responses so far?
  1907. [2012-01-08 23:28:36] <BUTTZ> And one of them is worthless
  1908. [2012-01-08 23:28:38] <MrTT> shot
  1909. [2012-01-08 23:28:47] <Falconis> :x
  1910. [2012-01-08 23:29:05] <MrTT> since tainted love is a perk and not a spell... that means it will only allow us to move ONE mutation to the inside ever and not get of all outward signs of being mutated?
  1911. [2012-01-08 23:29:15] <Grail> Tossing up a post with a roll in five or so
  1912. [2012-01-08 23:29:24] <BUTTZ> Yeah I will too
  1913. [2012-01-08 23:30:08] <Bob> I only need one perception roll, and will only accept one for a very minor 'oh hey you note this'
  1914. [2012-01-08 23:30:20] <Bob> This is just so you have a bit more to go off of for actual plans
  1915. [2012-01-08 23:30:37] <Bob> I'm not reacting to plans yet or anything-Portal time, remember?
  1916. [2012-01-08 23:30:48] <Bob> Fuck if I'm blowing that off for a legitimate double update.
  1917. [2012-01-08 23:33:48] <Falconis> d100 right?
  1918. [2012-01-08 23:33:53] <Falconis> cause im rollin d100
  1919. [2012-01-08 23:34:19] <Falconis> FUCK YEAAAAAAA
  1920. [2012-01-08 23:34:23] <Falconis> dammit Butz
  1921. [2012-01-08 23:34:27] <Falconis> Buttz
  1922. [2012-01-08 23:34:32] <BUTTZ> Yeah
  1923. [2012-01-08 23:34:54] <Falconis> we posted at the same time lol
  1924. [2012-01-08 23:34:57] <Falconis> ah well
  1925. [2012-01-08 23:34:58] <BUTTZ> The underclothes aren't armored
  1926. [2012-01-08 23:35:01] <BUTTZ> They're underarmor
  1927. [2012-01-08 23:35:08] <BUTTZ> It's a wicking undergarment
  1928. [2012-01-08 23:35:13] <Falconis> ...k
  1929. [2012-01-08 23:35:18] <Falconis> good to know
  1930. [2012-01-08 23:35:40] <Shot__> >since tainted love is a perk and not a spell... that means it will only allow us to move ONE mutation to the inside ever and not get of all outward signs of being mutated?
  1931. [2012-01-08 23:35:55] <Shot__> You will notice internal mutations are not present on the mutation table.
  1932. [2012-01-08 23:36:07] <Shot__> Even moving ONE post-mutation is a huge boon.
  1933. [2012-01-08 23:37:46] <MrTT> there is a table?
  1934. [2012-01-08 23:37:48] <MrTT> i didn't notice
  1935. [2012-01-08 23:38:27] <MrTT> holy fuck that is a nice list
  1936. [2012-01-08 23:38:38] <MrTT> we should totally reroll our mutations until we get the cool oens like working fucking wings!
  1937. [2012-01-08 23:38:57] <MrTT> any succubus traits
  1938. [2012-01-08 23:40:49] <MrTT> interesting that mutation advertises the source of your magic... with the white mages mutants looking like angels
  1939. [2012-01-08 23:42:33] <MrTT> @Shot, can the mutation reroll spell switch a mutation from the mutation list to the dark magic list?
  1940. [2012-01-08 23:48:07] <Shot__> MrTT @Shot, can the mutation reroll spell switch a mutation from the mutation list to the dark magic list?
  1941. [2012-01-08 23:48:17] <Shot__> Muddle and Grant roll on all tables. :V
  1942. [2012-01-08 23:48:29] <MrTT> oh wow... ok that is pretty impressive
  1943. [2012-01-08 23:48:40] <Shot__> You just got unlucky with dem ears.
  1944. [2012-01-08 23:48:41] <MrTT> that means we can replace evil looking mutations with angelic looking ones
  1945. [2012-01-08 23:48:42] <MrTT> haah
  1946. [2012-01-08 23:48:55] <Shot__> You almost rerolled the same mutation.
  1947. [2012-01-08 23:49:06] <MrTT> any hint as to what master mutation does?
  1948. [2012-01-08 23:49:25] <Shot__> It's a better version of the previous perk. :V
  1949. [2012-01-08 23:49:40] <MrTT> what previous perk?
  1950. [2012-01-08 23:49:45] <Bob> hello, am I still connected?
  1951. [2012-01-08 23:49:46] * Shot__ whistles
  1952. [2012-01-08 23:49:49] <MrTT> yes bob
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  1954. [2012-01-08 23:50:10] <MrTT> @Shot: I thought we rerolled using a spell not a perk
  1955. [2012-01-08 23:50:19] <BUTTZ> No Bob
  1956. [2012-01-08 23:51:13] <Shot__> You did use a spell.
  1957. [2012-01-08 23:51:26] <Shot__> You rolled first on what chart, then on what mutation
  1958. [2012-01-08 23:52:19] <MrTT> ok... i am seeing a perk "Mutation-inured", what does this do?
  1959. [2012-01-08 23:52:57] -->| DisconnectyBob (cgiirc@Rizon-782A7F7C.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #golemquest
  1960. [2012-01-08 23:53:09] <DisconnectyBob> so, perception check up
  1961. [2012-01-08 23:53:13] <DisconnectyBob> so it's on hand
  1962. [2012-01-08 23:53:14] <Shot__> Essentially someone guessed in the thread.
  1963. [2012-01-08 23:53:27] <Arkeus> Falconis has ridiculous rolls
  1964. [2012-01-08 23:53:29] <Arkeus> as always
  1965. [2012-01-08 23:53:32] <Shot__> Namely, it makes mutations less troublesome even upon getting them
  1966. [2012-01-08 23:53:32] <Arkeus> i lov you, Falconis
  1967. [2012-01-08 23:53:48] <MrTT> An example on how I think it works: a second row of teeth was purely cosmetic for us, for other it would be a serious speech impediment from constant tongue biting. Same with the tail: we get a balance bonus, others would tangle tail and feet and fall on their nose quite a lot.
  1968. [2012-01-08 23:53:50] <MrTT> this shot?
  1969. [2012-01-08 23:53:55] <Shot__> Yes
  1970. [2012-01-08 23:53:59] <MrTT> ah ok
  1971. [2012-01-08 23:54:10] <Falconis> I love all of u too
  1972. [2012-01-08 23:54:22] <Arkeus> oh damn, DisconnectyBob took BUTTZ's roll
  1973. [2012-01-08 23:54:23] <Falconis> \why do we love each other now?
  1974. [2012-01-08 23:54:24] <Arkeus> i hate you Burrowed_Lurker
  1975. [2012-01-08 23:54:25] <BUTTZ> Bob how is that even a question? Armas is nosy.
  1976. [2012-01-08 23:54:31] <Arkeus> BUTTZ
  1977. [2012-01-08 23:54:40] <BUTTZ> Whatever Arkeus
  1978. [2012-01-08 23:54:43] <Falconis> ah rollz
  1979. [2012-01-08 23:55:43] <Falconis> awww, 97 wasted
  1980. [2012-01-08 23:55:50] <Falconis> okay.jpg
  1981. [2012-01-08 23:55:55] <DisconnectyBob> I said I needed one roll
  1982. [2012-01-08 23:56:05] <Falconis> we posted at teh same time
  1983. [2012-01-08 23:56:20] <DisconnectyBob> Well apparently not the EXACT same time.
  1984. [2012-01-08 23:56:51] <Falconis> ....even if we did one would have to come after the other. Not saying we did, just a thought
  1985. [2012-01-08 23:57:08] <Falconis> meh, luck of the draw
  1986. [2012-01-08 23:57:17] <MrTT> @Shot, will mutation master retroactively improve our existing mutations or will it only affect future mutations?
  1987. [2012-01-08 23:57:21] <BUTTZ> It's one die roll, and not a very important one at that
  1988. [2012-01-08 23:57:41] <Arkeus> Yeah, but it's always sad to waste a 97
  1989. [2012-01-08 23:58:00] <Shot__> MrTT @Shot, will mutation master retroactively improve our existing mutations or will it only affect future mutations?
  1990. [2012-01-08 23:58:12] <Shot__> That's a good question. :3c
  1991. [2012-01-08 23:58:18] <BUTTZ> It's a pseudo-randomly generated number
  1992. [2012-01-08 23:58:25] <Arkeus> And yeah, both posted at the same minute ;_;
  1993. [2012-01-08 23:58:26] <BUTTZ> You can't "waste" them
  1994. [2012-01-08 23:58:37] <MrTT> heh, ok then. :)
  1995. [2012-01-08 23:58:55] <Falconis> I would argue this on principle, but it really is a waste of time
  1996. [2012-01-08 23:59:33] <DisconnectyBob> Ruh-roh
  1997. [2012-01-09 00:00:00] <DisconnectyBob> Hillevi's player wants Hillevi to go looking for Sean Connery to speak with such a great man.
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