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  1. Teacher: Oracle?
  2. “Present sir”
  3. Teacher: DB2?
  4. “Present sir”
  5. Teacher: SQL Server?
  6. “Present sir”
  7. Teacher: MySQL?
  8. [Silence]
  9. Teacher: MySQL?
  10. [Silence]
  11. Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
  12. [In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
  13. Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
  14. “Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st“
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