New Years Day...

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[NerdyTotoro]
bernard!
How was the countdown
&bernard
Gosh yesterday night was odd
[NerdyTotoro]
Why
&bernard
I felt like an insect
[NerdyTotoro]
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&bernard
And I was a year or two younger
[NerdyTotoro]
Maybe you are one
&bernard
Felt like I was born in 98
And someone deleted my post in the forums
Oh that may have been me
NeilMehta
lol
&bernard
Tfw a friend asks you every day to read his college essay
[NerdyTotoro]
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Bernard are you drunk?
>.>
skymint
lol
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&bernard
I had a pint of water yesterday night
Well it was clear so probably water
[NerdyTotoro]
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NeilMehta
Alcohol is a clear liquid
[NerdyTotoro]
Person your father is drunk
JasperKota
heyo
[NerdyTotoro]
Maybe delusional
JasperKota
lol
[NerdyTotoro]
Maybe high
Person
um
bernard?
NeilMehta
Here lemme test is Bernard is high
&bernard
I was tired yesterday
NeilMehta
Bernard bb do you love me
&bernard
But all that came out were zzz's jumbled with y's v's and a's
[NerdyTotoro]
"I felt like an insect" -Bernard 2k16
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ah yes z
&bernard
But I don't have any a's, I'm not a good student
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NeilMehta
Yep he's sober
Person
anyone have logs?
Uber!
Uber
person!
[NerdyTotoro]
Yeah you're a bad Asian
NeilMehta
Person I might have logs
Depending on what u need
Person
an explanation of what bernard was doing that made him seem high
&bernard
I'm in Iowa, not Hollyweed
Sorry Washington
Darn why'd I say Iowa