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  1. "So, Scoots. What's got you down?"
  2. >"Some bullies from school have been bullying me about not being able to fly lately."
  3. "Really now? Hmm."
  4. >Suddenly, inspiration strikes.
  5. >You're already setting out the schematics in your head.
  6. >Sure, they're half missing and most of it's just blabbering about how cool it'll be, but it'll probably work.
  7. >Probably.
  8. "Say, if I build you some sort of flying machine, would you be willing to test it?"
  9. >Her eyes light up like Christmas trees.
  10. >"Would I!"
  11. "Meet me back here this time tomorrow. I'll have it then."
  12. >You part ways.
  13.  
  14. "Sup, AJ. Mind if I use one of your barns for something? Thanks."
  15. >"Now wait just a minute there, mister!"
  16. >You turn to face her, and put on your most displeased expression.
  17. "What?"
  18. >"The last time I let you use one of my barns, half of it was gone and the rest was on fire!"
  19. "I thought it would liven the place up a little. Now, if that's all, I'm going."
  20. >You ignore Applejack's protests as you walk into one of the barns.
  21. >She wants a barn that won't be destroyed by your work? You'll have to build her one!
  22. >With indestructible panelling, and fireproof supports, and a whole mess of defences against those that would disturb you while you work!
  23. >But now, flying device.
  24. >You push open the door to a barn, then sweep off a table.
  25. >Hmm. You'll need parts for this.
  26. >You whistle sharply.
  27. >And a brass frog hops up onto the bench.
  28. >He was the first thing you built upon coming here.
  29. >You were looking at a pocket watch, then decided to make a frog out of it.
  30. >His name's Rivets.
  31. "Good boy. Now, I'm gonna need some things. Can you fetch 'em for me?"
  32. >"Rivet, rivet!"
  33. "Thanks. I'm gonna need quite a bit of iron panelling, a steam boiler, some copper tubing..."
  34. >You list off some more ingredients, then dismiss Rivets.
  35. >He hops away to get you what you need.
  36. >He's so helpful.
  37. >Now, to fill in the blanks of this design...
  38. >You start to carve a blueprint into the surface of the table.
  39. >Rivets returns some time later, towing a pile of spare junk.
  40. >Lots of scrap metal and tubing, a steam boiler, a coil or two of copper wire, some panes of glass, and some assorted chemicals.
  41. >Close enough to what you had in mind.
  42. >You start to lay out the parts in order of when you'll use them.
  43. >Hmm.
  44. >This thing could be dangerous.
  45. >You whip up a nifty pair of safety goggles, then get to work.
  46. >The next few hours are filled with bolting plates of metal together, welding things on, and copious quantities of napping.
  47. >Being an engineer is hard work!
  48. >As you work, the sun rises to it's apex, then sets to the horizon.
  49. >You tighten the last bolt and stand back to admire.
  50. >She's a beauty, for sure.
  51. >And you calculate a mere 40% chance of critical failure!
  52. >And by calculate, you mean guess.
  53. >Well, time to turn in for the night.
  54. >You make a pile of the softer bits of scrap Rivets has brought you, then fall asleep upon it.
  55. >You rest easy, but have the niggling thought all through the night that there's something out there that doesn't like what it can see in your head.
  56. >Not sure why you think something can see inside your head, but it's probably nothing.
  57. >You awaken at about midday.
  58. >You stand up, and brush yourself off, and stretch.
  59. >You gaze upon your creation, and realise a few things.
  60. >There's no way that's running for long without overheating.
  61. >There's no way to turn it on or off.
  62. >And there's no way to fuel it, much less get the fuel for it.
  63. >You grab some trusty tools, and start to fix your contraption.
  64. >You wire up an ignition switch, then slash a few vents into it.
  65. >Grabbing a few bits of metal, you weld on some fins to dissipate heat, as well.
  66. >And you carve a hole in it to the fuel tank that you can seal up with a cork later.
  67. >Now, fuel.
  68. >You grab a few barrels of chemicals that look combustible, and mix them together into what is no doubt some sort of rocket fuel.
  69. >It is now time to show Scootaloo your new flying device.
  70. >You heft your new device and it's fuel, and lug them to where you told Scootaloo to meet you yesterday.
  71. >Maybe you should've built this out of something lighter?
  72. >But then again, not much else would stand up to this much strain.
  73. >You sit around for a while, before a familiar orange pegasus approaches.
  74. "Hey, Scoots!"
  75. >"Hi, Anon! What do you have there?"
  76. "A jetpack!"
  77. >She ooohs and aaaahs at it, before asking the inevitable question.
  78. >"What's it do?"
  79. "It flies. Strap yourself in."
  80. >Scootaloo finally seems to notice the rather rickety construction of the jetpack.
  81. >"I... I don't know, Anon. Seems kinda unsafe."
  82. >You kneel down beside her, and gaze into her eyes.
  83. "I solemnly swear that this machine is completely, one hundred percent, safe."
  84. >You tap her on the noggin.
  85. "Now are you ready to fly or are you ready to fly!?"
  86. >"Yeah!"
  87. >She's got a grin on her face! Spitting image of yours when you're working on something.
  88. >She crawls under the jetpack, and pulls the belt tight around her waist.
  89. >You take off your goggles and give them to her.
  90. "For safety, you understand."
  91. >She nods eagerly, and prepares herself for takeoff.
  92. >You pop the cork out of the side, pour the fuel in, and pop the cork back in.
  93. >Then, you turn the ignition knob, and the contraption roars to life.
  94. >Flames jet out the back, and after a few sputtering coughs, the rocket takes off, Scootaloo along with it.
  95. >You can hear her raucous laughter as she soars through the sky, before it nosedives into the ground and explodes into a fireball.
  96. >You rush over to see if your machine can be salvaged, and see Scootaloo crawl out of the crater, singed but otherwise fine.
  97. >The goggles are perfectly fine.
  98. >"That was fun! I wanna do that again!"
  99. "You wanna help me fix this hunk of junk, then?"
  100. >"Yeah!"
  101. >And that's how you got an assistant.
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