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- Predation Part 2
- http://toranistheauthor.tumblr.com/
- Part 1 - http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/3270 Please read to see how we got here
- Part 1 - http://pastebin.com/MaE5J7MG
- Warning: This story contains animals eating fluffies. Viewer discretion is advised.
- Be a cat
- Just an average pet cat from an average neighborhood
- Be hungry too
- Pretty much your natural state
- The humans that feed and house you never put out enough kibble to really satisfy
- It's almost like you aren't the center of their world
- Nah, that's silly
- They just aren't properly trained yet
- You have to be patient with humans
- Some of your friends complain about theirs, but you think they're just lazy
- There's lots of food right out side the little swinging thing in the back door
- All a cat's gotta do is go out and take it
- You're really good at that
- And in the last few years, that's gotten even easier!
- So easy you're getting a bit rounder
- It's nothing to worry about, your food still can't outrun you
- Not even close
- When you first saw them, it was really confusing
- A bit scary even
- Those garish colors made them stick out even while hiding under a bush
- Exactly what they were trying to do when you'd first spotted them
- And the sounds they made
- Just like one of your humans, only squeakier
- Bizarre
- It hurt your ears a bit
- The smell too, it made no sense
- Completely unlike anything you'd smelled before, this was something new
- New, scary and exciting!
- You were a younger cat then, so inexperienced and curious
- Creeping closer wasn't a problem, the squeaky things made so much noise you could have walked right on up to them.
- You didn't do that though
- Just watching seemed like the smartest thing to do, and you're one smart cat
- The smartest really
- You peek through the tall grass surrounding a half dead bush
- There were more than ten of those... whatever they are
- They kinda look liked the things you cough up after a good grooming
- The humans don't like it, but they still pick it up anyway
- They're good humans
- And this is a good memory of glories past
- "Hewd stay, smawty say dis gud pwace fo' sweepies"
- "Fwuffy wan nummies, fwuffy cowd"
- "Woll mummahs togetha', stawwion go fin' mo' nummies fo' guf fwuffies"
- "Nuuuu, fwuffy cowd, stay wif hewd"
- "Nu wan dawk, pwease come back, bwigh baww"
- "Pwease, fwuffy tiwed, wan nappies"
- "Owwie! Nu puwl taiw! Am gud fwuffy!"
- "Yu bad fwuffy! Wisten to smawty fwiend or get big owwies"
- "Pwease no owwies, am gud fwuffy, jus' wan sweepi- OWWIEEEEE"
- Hot damn these things are irritating
- Like those really small humans the big ones carry
- But worse
- You keep still, this was the most interesting thing thats happened since the red dot invaded your home
- The humans were powerless to stop it, and it was so fast!
- You chased it for hours and eventually the bright red invader ran for its life
- Good thing too, you almost had it
- It's been back a few times, but you always chase it off
- Your humans are lucky to have you
- "Am sowwy, am sowwy, pwease no mo' huwt eaw, fwuffy be gud!"
- "Den go bwing nummies. Get nice gwassies an put in fwuff fo' mummahs. Get hooman nummies an' shawe wif hewd."
- "Hoomans haf nummiest nummies, buh dey get meanie if dey see fwuffies take."
- "Hewd get nummies fwom widdle hoomans, dey nu gif bad owwies wike big hoomans."
- "Hoomans gif worstest owwies - hooman scawy munsta!"
- "Stawwions, yu bwing best nummies fwom widdle hoomans an gif to fwuffy mummahs!"
- "... okies. Gud fwuffies go."
- "Gween sowwy, get nummies nao, be gud fwuffy too"
- Some of the things waddled off and disappeared into the tall, yellow grass.
- You took a good look at what was left
- Four were much bigger than the rest, so big other hairy things had to push them around like your ball
- Others had little versions of themselves crawling all over them, making irritating, high pitched sounds.
- "Wuv mummeh, wan miwk, pway?"
- It really sets you on edge
- And the one that had yanked on the others ear, it layed no top of another for some reason
- "enf enf enf enf enf"
- "Owange wuv speciawl fwiend"
- .... Oh!
- You've done that before too, another cat came into your yard and she smelled SO nice!
- Good times
- They don't look very dangerous, but some had a size advantage over you
- If these were squirrels, you'd have left them alone and gone home
- These however, you want to know more about them
- They were probably edible and you'd like to try but they had a lot of friends
- So you do what you're good at, hold still and stare
- Night falls quickly, the other came back and shook themselves in front of the fat round ones
- A bunch of useless grass fell out
- Stupid things
- It didn't take much longer for them to start nodding off
- You keep completely still, trying to make sense of all the odors they gave off
- It's more like ten animals than one
- When it looks like all have gone to sleep, you prepare to make your move
- Down!
- One of the smaller ones slowly stood up and began shuffling towards the long grass, what luck!
- "Am gud fwuffy, make poopies way fwum hewd, mummeh be pwoud"
- As it walked into the tall grass, you slipped around the edge and closed in on the small, pink animal
- *sniff*
- Whew!
- What has that thing been eating?
- Smells worse than your litterbox after that last tuna bender
- Doing your best to ignore the stench you position yourself right near the grasses edge
- Soft moonlight illuminates your target, showing you it's shaggy profile while it squats
- Now... where to bite?
- Does it even have a neck?
- And it's loud too, they all are.
- Really, annoyingly loud
- Gotta hit it so fast it can't call for help
- But you can't see any neck...
- You bet you can get your mouth over it's muzzle however
- It's not much smaller than you, but it's face is so tiny, it's worth a shot
- The young foal finishes it's pooping and kicks a little grass back on it like a dog
- It even looks back at it's own poop, and that's when you strike
- With perfect precision your teeth clamp down on the fluffies mouth and you jerk your head back hard as possible, expecting a struggle getting it to the ground
- Which is why you're so surprised when it almost flips over your body, it's light weight no match for a cats strong neck muscles
- You almost let go
- Almost
- In a flash you're hopping over twigs and putting distance between yourself and the fluffy herd
- Your victim thrashing about weakly in your grip, barely squeaking as it's jostled painfully around
- Crossing a little stream, over a pile of red things humans make houses out of and into a long, round metal thing you finally come to a
- stop and drop your expertly stolen meal
- "Owwie! Munsta haf fwuffy, mummeh pwease hewp! Mummeh hewp fwuffy!"
- There's that screech again, the round metal thing makes it sound even worse.
- "Hewp! Meanie munsta got fwuffy! Hewd hewp, mummeh hewp, hewp fwuffy!"
- You peer at your catch curiously
- It's making lots of sounds and appears to be crying, yet it doesn't try to run
- You lick the blood from your lips, mmmm that's good
- A bit sweet but quite tastey
- You bat the thing down with one paw, it's so much lighter than you though it'd be
- "Nuuuuuuu, pwease no huwt fwuffy! No mo' huwties! Fwuffy nu wan munsta, need huggies!"
- You bat it again, harder this time
- The fuzzy little ball rolls onto it's back and cries harder, it's scrawny legs waggling feebly
- "Mummeh! Bu hu hu hu, wan mummeh!"
- It has for stubby little legs, no wonder they walked so slowly
- And it's all fur!
- This tiny thing isn't any bigger than an adult squirrel, all that fuzz makes it look so much larger
- You're almost disappointed, it had looked like a substantial meal at first
- Now, barely a morsel
- "Why mummeh no hewp fwuffy? Hu hu hu hu when hewd hewp? Munsta got fwuffy, need wuv an huggies"
- You're feeling quite let down with the lack of challenge this pathetic thing provides.
- It's not even running, just crying.
- What sort of prey does that?
- Maybe it needs a little inspiration
- You smack it onto it's side and try biting through the fluff
- It tickles your nose but offers little protection as your teeth sink into its rump
- "NUUUUUUU babbeh is nu nummies! Hewp fwuffy! Mummeh!"
- That motivated the fluffy thing
- It waddles as fast as it can towards the end of the pipe
- Which is irritatingly slow, you calmly walk after it
- Being careful to go around the little surprise it left behind
- "Nu eat fwuffy, nu huwt fwuffy! Pwease munsta!"
- This time you swipe it with your claws out and feel them cut into flesh
- "OWWIES! NUUUUUUUU Nuuuuuuuu! Weggie! Munsta huwt weggie, pwease nu eat babbeh!"
- FUCK that's annoying!
- Enough games
- It's easily shoved into the ground with one paw
- You rake it mercilessly across the back, blood matting it's fluffy
- "NUUUUU OWWW pwease! Nu eat, nu eat, fwuffy nu wan dai!"
- You lick at it's red back and taste the presented meat, this is some tender stuff
- Tiny legs thrash around but are far too weak to dislodge you
- "Pwease nu eat fwuffy munsta, fwuffy gif huggies! Gif nummies, fwuffy gif bestest nummies pwease!"
- The sounds it make are so shrill it's really starting to hurt
- You clamp down hard on where the neck should be
- It takes a few tries and a couple sneezes but finally you've got it
- "Nuuuuu *gasp* nu wan, nu dai, pwease mummeh, *gasp* babbeh nu dai"
- You feel it starting to slow down
- "nu .... wan dai.... pwe..."
- Finally, it gives up, muscles releasing
- Wow, it still had some poop in there
- In just a few mouthfulls the fluffy thing is reduced to a pile of pink fuzz and bones
- A yummy treat, but only that
- Hardly the meal you'd hoped for
- Then again, the night is young and there are a lot of these thingies left
- You've learned much about whatever they are, but there has to be more to them
- Why have you never seen or smelled these before?
- They'd be hard to forget if you have
- How could something so brightly colored even try to hide?
- Do the adults have a bit more meat on their bones, or is it just more fluff?
- Why not try a bigger one, it may offer more of a challenge
- You spend a minute cleaning yourself then head back out into the night
- Maybe you'll bring some back for your humans, they deserve a snack too
- Both of your male humans seem down lately, maybe because the two females left the nest
- The younger one comes back from time to time, but its never for long
- And the older female... it's been ages since you've seen her
- Yes, some of this tasty meat will be sure to cheer them up
- You're gonna have to kill a lot of those fuzzy animals
- No problem, you're up to the task
- By toran
- Notes: Hopefully this is short enough for people to actually read. It references "A moment of peace", the first story I wrote as the cat is owned by the boy who lost his mother to the fluffy tripping attack.
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