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Predation part Two

Jul 31st, 2012
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  1. Predation Part 2
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  3. http://toranistheauthor.tumblr.com/
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  5. Part 1 - http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/3270 Please read to see how we got here
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  7. Part 1 - http://pastebin.com/MaE5J7MG
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  9. Warning: This story contains animals eating fluffies. Viewer discretion is advised.
  10.  
  11.  
  12.  
  13. Be a cat
  14. Just an average pet cat from an average neighborhood
  15. Be hungry too
  16. Pretty much your natural state
  17. The humans that feed and house you never put out enough kibble to really satisfy
  18. It's almost like you aren't the center of their world
  19. Nah, that's silly
  20. They just aren't properly trained yet
  21. You have to be patient with humans
  22. Some of your friends complain about theirs, but you think they're just lazy
  23. There's lots of food right out side the little swinging thing in the back door
  24. All a cat's gotta do is go out and take it
  25. You're really good at that
  26. And in the last few years, that's gotten even easier!
  27. So easy you're getting a bit rounder
  28. It's nothing to worry about, your food still can't outrun you
  29. Not even close
  30.  
  31. When you first saw them, it was really confusing
  32. A bit scary even
  33. Those garish colors made them stick out even while hiding under a bush
  34. Exactly what they were trying to do when you'd first spotted them
  35. And the sounds they made
  36. Just like one of your humans, only squeakier
  37. Bizarre
  38. It hurt your ears a bit
  39. The smell too, it made no sense
  40. Completely unlike anything you'd smelled before, this was something new
  41. New, scary and exciting!
  42. You were a younger cat then, so inexperienced and curious
  43. Creeping closer wasn't a problem, the squeaky things made so much noise you could have walked right on up to them.
  44. You didn't do that though
  45. Just watching seemed like the smartest thing to do, and you're one smart cat
  46. The smartest really
  47. You peek through the tall grass surrounding a half dead bush
  48. There were more than ten of those... whatever they are
  49. They kinda look liked the things you cough up after a good grooming
  50. The humans don't like it, but they still pick it up anyway
  51. They're good humans
  52. And this is a good memory of glories past
  53.  
  54.  
  55. "Hewd stay, smawty say dis gud pwace fo' sweepies"
  56. "Fwuffy wan nummies, fwuffy cowd"
  57. "Woll mummahs togetha', stawwion go fin' mo' nummies fo' guf fwuffies"
  58. "Nuuuu, fwuffy cowd, stay wif hewd"
  59. "Nu wan dawk, pwease come back, bwigh baww"
  60. "Pwease, fwuffy tiwed, wan nappies"
  61. "Owwie! Nu puwl taiw! Am gud fwuffy!"
  62. "Yu bad fwuffy! Wisten to smawty fwiend or get big owwies"
  63. "Pwease no owwies, am gud fwuffy, jus' wan sweepi- OWWIEEEEE"
  64.  
  65. Hot damn these things are irritating
  66. Like those really small humans the big ones carry
  67. But worse
  68. You keep still, this was the most interesting thing thats happened since the red dot invaded your home
  69. The humans were powerless to stop it, and it was so fast!
  70. You chased it for hours and eventually the bright red invader ran for its life
  71. Good thing too, you almost had it
  72. It's been back a few times, but you always chase it off
  73. Your humans are lucky to have you
  74.  
  75. "Am sowwy, am sowwy, pwease no mo' huwt eaw, fwuffy be gud!"
  76. "Den go bwing nummies. Get nice gwassies an put in fwuff fo' mummahs. Get hooman nummies an' shawe wif hewd."
  77. "Hoomans haf nummiest nummies, buh dey get meanie if dey see fwuffies take."
  78. "Hewd get nummies fwom widdle hoomans, dey nu gif bad owwies wike big hoomans."
  79. "Hoomans gif worstest owwies - hooman scawy munsta!"
  80. "Stawwions, yu bwing best nummies fwom widdle hoomans an gif to fwuffy mummahs!"
  81. "... okies. Gud fwuffies go."
  82. "Gween sowwy, get nummies nao, be gud fwuffy too"
  83.  
  84. Some of the things waddled off and disappeared into the tall, yellow grass.
  85. You took a good look at what was left
  86. Four were much bigger than the rest, so big other hairy things had to push them around like your ball
  87. Others had little versions of themselves crawling all over them, making irritating, high pitched sounds.
  88.  
  89. "Wuv mummeh, wan miwk, pway?"
  90.  
  91. It really sets you on edge
  92. And the one that had yanked on the others ear, it layed no top of another for some reason
  93.  
  94. "enf enf enf enf enf"
  95. "Owange wuv speciawl fwiend"
  96.  
  97. .... Oh!
  98. You've done that before too, another cat came into your yard and she smelled SO nice!
  99. Good times
  100. They don't look very dangerous, but some had a size advantage over you
  101. If these were squirrels, you'd have left them alone and gone home
  102. These however, you want to know more about them
  103. They were probably edible and you'd like to try but they had a lot of friends
  104. So you do what you're good at, hold still and stare
  105. Night falls quickly, the other came back and shook themselves in front of the fat round ones
  106. A bunch of useless grass fell out
  107. Stupid things
  108. It didn't take much longer for them to start nodding off
  109. You keep completely still, trying to make sense of all the odors they gave off
  110. It's more like ten animals than one
  111. When it looks like all have gone to sleep, you prepare to make your move
  112. Down!
  113. One of the smaller ones slowly stood up and began shuffling towards the long grass, what luck!
  114.  
  115. "Am gud fwuffy, make poopies way fwum hewd, mummeh be pwoud"
  116.  
  117. As it walked into the tall grass, you slipped around the edge and closed in on the small, pink animal
  118. *sniff*
  119. Whew!
  120. What has that thing been eating?
  121. Smells worse than your litterbox after that last tuna bender
  122. Doing your best to ignore the stench you position yourself right near the grasses edge
  123. Soft moonlight illuminates your target, showing you it's shaggy profile while it squats
  124. Now... where to bite?
  125. Does it even have a neck?
  126. And it's loud too, they all are.
  127. Really, annoyingly loud
  128. Gotta hit it so fast it can't call for help
  129. But you can't see any neck...
  130. You bet you can get your mouth over it's muzzle however
  131. It's not much smaller than you, but it's face is so tiny, it's worth a shot
  132. The young foal finishes it's pooping and kicks a little grass back on it like a dog
  133. It even looks back at it's own poop, and that's when you strike
  134. With perfect precision your teeth clamp down on the fluffies mouth and you jerk your head back hard as possible, expecting a struggle getting it to the ground
  135. Which is why you're so surprised when it almost flips over your body, it's light weight no match for a cats strong neck muscles
  136. You almost let go
  137. Almost
  138.  
  139. In a flash you're hopping over twigs and putting distance between yourself and the fluffy herd
  140. Your victim thrashing about weakly in your grip, barely squeaking as it's jostled painfully around
  141. Crossing a little stream, over a pile of red things humans make houses out of and into a long, round metal thing you finally come to a
  142.  
  143. stop and drop your expertly stolen meal
  144.  
  145. "Owwie! Munsta haf fwuffy, mummeh pwease hewp! Mummeh hewp fwuffy!"
  146.  
  147. There's that screech again, the round metal thing makes it sound even worse.
  148.  
  149. "Hewp! Meanie munsta got fwuffy! Hewd hewp, mummeh hewp, hewp fwuffy!"
  150.  
  151. You peer at your catch curiously
  152. It's making lots of sounds and appears to be crying, yet it doesn't try to run
  153. You lick the blood from your lips, mmmm that's good
  154. A bit sweet but quite tastey
  155. You bat the thing down with one paw, it's so much lighter than you though it'd be
  156.  
  157. "Nuuuuuuu, pwease no huwt fwuffy! No mo' huwties! Fwuffy nu wan munsta, need huggies!"
  158.  
  159. You bat it again, harder this time
  160. The fuzzy little ball rolls onto it's back and cries harder, it's scrawny legs waggling feebly
  161.  
  162. "Mummeh! Bu hu hu hu, wan mummeh!"
  163.  
  164. It has for stubby little legs, no wonder they walked so slowly
  165. And it's all fur!
  166. This tiny thing isn't any bigger than an adult squirrel, all that fuzz makes it look so much larger
  167. You're almost disappointed, it had looked like a substantial meal at first
  168. Now, barely a morsel
  169.  
  170. "Why mummeh no hewp fwuffy? Hu hu hu hu when hewd hewp? Munsta got fwuffy, need wuv an huggies"
  171.  
  172. You're feeling quite let down with the lack of challenge this pathetic thing provides.
  173. It's not even running, just crying.
  174. What sort of prey does that?
  175. Maybe it needs a little inspiration
  176. You smack it onto it's side and try biting through the fluff
  177. It tickles your nose but offers little protection as your teeth sink into its rump
  178.  
  179. "NUUUUUUU babbeh is nu nummies! Hewp fwuffy! Mummeh!"
  180.  
  181. That motivated the fluffy thing
  182. It waddles as fast as it can towards the end of the pipe
  183. Which is irritatingly slow, you calmly walk after it
  184. Being careful to go around the little surprise it left behind
  185.  
  186. "Nu eat fwuffy, nu huwt fwuffy! Pwease munsta!"
  187.  
  188. This time you swipe it with your claws out and feel them cut into flesh
  189.  
  190. "OWWIES! NUUUUUUUU Nuuuuuuuu! Weggie! Munsta huwt weggie, pwease nu eat babbeh!"
  191.  
  192. FUCK that's annoying!
  193. Enough games
  194. It's easily shoved into the ground with one paw
  195. You rake it mercilessly across the back, blood matting it's fluffy
  196.  
  197. "NUUUUU OWWW pwease! Nu eat, nu eat, fwuffy nu wan dai!"
  198.  
  199. You lick at it's red back and taste the presented meat, this is some tender stuff
  200. Tiny legs thrash around but are far too weak to dislodge you
  201.  
  202. "Pwease nu eat fwuffy munsta, fwuffy gif huggies! Gif nummies, fwuffy gif bestest nummies pwease!"
  203.  
  204. The sounds it make are so shrill it's really starting to hurt
  205. You clamp down hard on where the neck should be
  206. It takes a few tries and a couple sneezes but finally you've got it
  207.  
  208. "Nuuuuu *gasp* nu wan, nu dai, pwease mummeh, *gasp* babbeh nu dai"
  209.  
  210. You feel it starting to slow down
  211.  
  212. "nu .... wan dai.... pwe..."
  213.  
  214. Finally, it gives up, muscles releasing
  215. Wow, it still had some poop in there
  216.  
  217. In just a few mouthfulls the fluffy thing is reduced to a pile of pink fuzz and bones
  218. A yummy treat, but only that
  219. Hardly the meal you'd hoped for
  220. Then again, the night is young and there are a lot of these thingies left
  221. You've learned much about whatever they are, but there has to be more to them
  222. Why have you never seen or smelled these before?
  223. They'd be hard to forget if you have
  224. How could something so brightly colored even try to hide?
  225. Do the adults have a bit more meat on their bones, or is it just more fluff?
  226. Why not try a bigger one, it may offer more of a challenge
  227. You spend a minute cleaning yourself then head back out into the night
  228. Maybe you'll bring some back for your humans, they deserve a snack too
  229. Both of your male humans seem down lately, maybe because the two females left the nest
  230. The younger one comes back from time to time, but its never for long
  231. And the older female... it's been ages since you've seen her
  232. Yes, some of this tasty meat will be sure to cheer them up
  233. You're gonna have to kill a lot of those fuzzy animals
  234. No problem, you're up to the task
  235.  
  236.  
  237. By toran
  238.  
  239. Notes: Hopefully this is short enough for people to actually read. It references "A moment of peace", the first story I wrote as the cat is owned by the boy who lost his mother to the fluffy tripping attack.
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