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- "Spike, it's time we had a little talk."
- >"What's up? Rarity asked if I could go get-"
- "That's exactly it, Spike. We need to talk about your issues with being a doormat."
- >You lean down to his height.
- >"I am not a doormat! Everypony values how much I help out!"
- "You're a dragon. A tiny, tiny dragon. But you can be far greater than this."
- >"Oh, no! Don't you start with that! Zecora helped Rarity save me from hurting everypony else and hoarding their things!"
- "Ever wonder if it's not greed that makes you grow, but value?"
- >"...Huh?"
- "You grew larger thinking material goods make you better. But what about immaterial things? Pride and self esteem for example."
- >You give him a pat on the head.
- "You seem happy, contented, but never more than that."
- >"I don't have anything to feel sad about."
- "But do you feel like you're respected and admired, or patronized and treated like a child?"
- >Spike looks down at his feet, lightly nibbling his claw in thought.
- "Listen, think about it a bit. If you want, drop by my house after sunset. We'll discuss more then."
- >You leave Spike to contemplate his place in life as you go about your business.
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- >Enter the dragon
- >Anon had given you some doubts about your real position with the Mane 6 as an accessory.
- >You had their conditional admiration at the very least, but often the doting comments were belittling.
- >Except from Rarity.
- >But could she just be using her feminine wiles to get you to do things?
- >You pull out the checklist of items for fashion horse.
- >Lots of it was busy work, for the most part. Errands that weren't too critical but very nice for some patsy to have do them for you.
- >You frown. Maybe Anon is right...
- >At any rate you won't welch out on your agreed errands. You're a dragon of principles, after all.
- >Rarity beams as you pull the small wagon full of materials into Carousel Boutique, along with her parcel of dry cleaning.
- >"Oh! Back so soon? Spike, darling, you're just a gem."
- >Rarity lifts some of the items away with her horn, then gives your cheek a little pinch with her hoof.
- "It was no trouble at all Rarity."
- >You can never seem to get your voice to stay 'normal' when you see her. She's just too damn perfect.
- >That plush marshmallow flank, those gorgeous eyes, it was like she had a constant spell of hypnosis on you.
- "What new outfit have you been working on, Rarity? I bet it's super amazing if you've had all day to focus on it!"
- >"Ah, new outfit? I was tidying up the storeroom with Sweetie Belle and her friends today."
- >Her sister's voice echoes out of a back closet with Scootaloo and Apple Bloom.
- >"Cutie Mark Crusaders Closet Organization!"
- "Oh. Well, I bet you'll have everything ready for your next order!"
- >"I fancied a short bit of vacation actually. I'm taking Sweetie with me to Manehattan for a few days."
- >You done got got, Spike.
- "Happy to have been of service, then..."
- >Her hoof pats your head.
- >"You're such a sweet little guy, Schpikey Wikey~"
- >Rarity returns to her task without another word.
- >You feel a bit of fire bubble in your belly. Heartburn? No, this is more of an emotional feeling than that.
- >You turn on your heels, leaving out the door.
- >It's not quite sundown, but perhaps Anon wouldn't mind.
- >Celestia and Luna are readying their swap as you give a knock on Anon's door.
- >It opens into the small hallway threshold with a mat and shoe stand.
- "Uhh, anypony home?"
- >"Come in, Spike. Wipe your feet."
- >Your first scratch of foot on rug gives you a tickling feeling as your claws leave streaks in the fibers.
- >Anon's house is not much bigger than any other houses.
- >It's just a bit larger scale.
- >Anon is sitting in a chair by a fireplace, sipping on a snifter of cognac.
- >"So have you thought about it?"
- "You made some good points. I can understand how you see it looking in from the outside."
- >"Good. So you want to learn some things?
- "What would you teach me?"
- >"Some self empowering gimmicks and some actually useful mental tricks for getting ponies to do what you want rather than vice versa. "
- "Sounds like it would help..."
- >"You can think what you like. It's all about you anyway. So why don't you think you've grown?"
- "I don't have a bunch of stuff to hoard?"
- >"How much can you say you value all the gratitude from the favors you hand out?"
- >You pause, dwelling on that. It's not untrue to say you give more credit to others than others give you.
- >"Let's try something else."
- >Anon waves a hand dismissively.
- >"You're a proud dragon, right?"
- "Of course!"
- >You puff up your form and stand with your chin held high.
- >"Prove it to me. What have you done that is worth anything to anyone other than yourself or someone you serve?"
- "I saved the Crystal Heart!"
- >"You were a runner, again. Like always."
- "What about the Equestria Games!"
- >He scratched his chin.
- >"So far you have one point."
- "And when I saved Rarity from the Diamond Dogs?"
- >"Where as if you were a competent dragon you could have roasted them into Chinese take-out before they laid a hand on her."
- >Wow, Anon. What a cunt.
- >But he wasn't wrong. You were pretty low on yourself for only having done one thing worth any recognition.
- "Alright, you made your point."
- >"What you need is some confidence and some self esteem, buddy."
- "But-"
- >"You haven't got either. You've got the illusion of it. You don't feel it in here."
- >Anon gives you a firm poke in your chest.
- "What should I do?"
- >"First thing we're going to do is make sure you're comfortable on your own two feet in any kind of situation."
- "How are you going to do that?"
- >Anon pulls a box out from behind the chair. Taking out a paper plate and some string, he tapes a picture of Rarity's face onto the makeshift mask.
- "What are you-"
- >"Seduce me."
- "...What?"
- >"I said. Seduce me."
- "You're kidding."
- >"I am a mare who needs a stallion worthy of my status, why should I waste my time with a simpleton like you who can't even understand two words!"
- >Anon swoons with all the dramatic flare that fashion horse would have.
- "Uhh... A-Alright."
- >You plant your feet and clear your throat.
- "Rarity, you look lovely tonight!"
- >"Are you saying I don't look lovely EVERY night? My word, how rude!"
- >Anon slaps you across the face.
- "Ow! Hey! She wouldn't do that!"
- >Anon slaps you once again.
- >"You will NOT tell me what I would or would not do, Spike!"
- "This is stupid!"
- >"Is it? You're getting pushed around by a man wearing a mask of a mare you swoon over without lifting a claw in your own defense. What's stupid?"
- >*SLAP*
- "Cut that out!"
- >"Make me, whelp!"
- >*SMACK*
- >You feel a deep welling of anger rising up inside you, clenching your claws before burping out a gout of flame at Anon.
- >His arms windmill as the mask flares up in a puff of ash off of his face.
- >"...Good. Feel better?"
- >It did feel good to let loose without trying to fight it.
- "Yeah."
- >Anon took out another mask, this time with a more suggestive picture of Rarity's face.
- >"Now. Again."
- >This was going to be a long lesson.
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