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Anon helps Spike stop sucking

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  1. "Spike, it's time we had a little talk."
  2. >"What's up? Rarity asked if I could go get-"
  3. "That's exactly it, Spike. We need to talk about your issues with being a doormat."
  4. >You lean down to his height.
  5. >"I am not a doormat! Everypony values how much I help out!"
  6. "You're a dragon. A tiny, tiny dragon. But you can be far greater than this."
  7. >"Oh, no! Don't you start with that! Zecora helped Rarity save me from hurting everypony else and hoarding their things!"
  8. "Ever wonder if it's not greed that makes you grow, but value?"
  9. >"...Huh?"
  10. "You grew larger thinking material goods make you better. But what about immaterial things? Pride and self esteem for example."
  11. >You give him a pat on the head.
  12. "You seem happy, contented, but never more than that."
  13. >"I don't have anything to feel sad about."
  14. "But do you feel like you're respected and admired, or patronized and treated like a child?"
  15. >Spike looks down at his feet, lightly nibbling his claw in thought.
  16. "Listen, think about it a bit. If you want, drop by my house after sunset. We'll discuss more then."
  17. >You leave Spike to contemplate his place in life as you go about your business.
  18.  
  19. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  20.  
  21. >Enter the dragon
  22. >Anon had given you some doubts about your real position with the Mane 6 as an accessory.
  23. >You had their conditional admiration at the very least, but often the doting comments were belittling.
  24. >Except from Rarity.
  25. >But could she just be using her feminine wiles to get you to do things?
  26. >You pull out the checklist of items for fashion horse.
  27. >Lots of it was busy work, for the most part. Errands that weren't too critical but very nice for some patsy to have do them for you.
  28. >You frown. Maybe Anon is right...
  29. >At any rate you won't welch out on your agreed errands. You're a dragon of principles, after all.
  30.  
  31. >Rarity beams as you pull the small wagon full of materials into Carousel Boutique, along with her parcel of dry cleaning.
  32. >"Oh! Back so soon? Spike, darling, you're just a gem."
  33. >Rarity lifts some of the items away with her horn, then gives your cheek a little pinch with her hoof.
  34. "It was no trouble at all Rarity."
  35. >You can never seem to get your voice to stay 'normal' when you see her. She's just too damn perfect.
  36. >That plush marshmallow flank, those gorgeous eyes, it was like she had a constant spell of hypnosis on you.
  37. "What new outfit have you been working on, Rarity? I bet it's super amazing if you've had all day to focus on it!"
  38. >"Ah, new outfit? I was tidying up the storeroom with Sweetie Belle and her friends today."
  39. >Her sister's voice echoes out of a back closet with Scootaloo and Apple Bloom.
  40. >"Cutie Mark Crusaders Closet Organization!"
  41. "Oh. Well, I bet you'll have everything ready for your next order!"
  42. >"I fancied a short bit of vacation actually. I'm taking Sweetie with me to Manehattan for a few days."
  43. >You done got got, Spike.
  44. "Happy to have been of service, then..."
  45. >Her hoof pats your head.
  46. >"You're such a sweet little guy, Schpikey Wikey~"
  47. >Rarity returns to her task without another word.
  48. >You feel a bit of fire bubble in your belly. Heartburn? No, this is more of an emotional feeling than that.
  49. >You turn on your heels, leaving out the door.
  50. >It's not quite sundown, but perhaps Anon wouldn't mind.
  51. >Celestia and Luna are readying their swap as you give a knock on Anon's door.
  52. >It opens into the small hallway threshold with a mat and shoe stand.
  53. "Uhh, anypony home?"
  54. >"Come in, Spike. Wipe your feet."
  55. >Your first scratch of foot on rug gives you a tickling feeling as your claws leave streaks in the fibers.
  56. >Anon's house is not much bigger than any other houses.
  57. >It's just a bit larger scale.
  58. >Anon is sitting in a chair by a fireplace, sipping on a snifter of cognac.
  59. >"So have you thought about it?"
  60. "You made some good points. I can understand how you see it looking in from the outside."
  61. >"Good. So you want to learn some things?
  62. "What would you teach me?"
  63. >"Some self empowering gimmicks and some actually useful mental tricks for getting ponies to do what you want rather than vice versa. "
  64. "Sounds like it would help..."
  65. >"You can think what you like. It's all about you anyway. So why don't you think you've grown?"
  66. "I don't have a bunch of stuff to hoard?"
  67. >"How much can you say you value all the gratitude from the favors you hand out?"
  68. >You pause, dwelling on that. It's not untrue to say you give more credit to others than others give you.
  69. >"Let's try something else."
  70. >Anon waves a hand dismissively.
  71. >"You're a proud dragon, right?"
  72. "Of course!"
  73. >You puff up your form and stand with your chin held high.
  74. >"Prove it to me. What have you done that is worth anything to anyone other than yourself or someone you serve?"
  75. "I saved the Crystal Heart!"
  76. >"You were a runner, again. Like always."
  77. "What about the Equestria Games!"
  78. >He scratched his chin.
  79. >"So far you have one point."
  80. "And when I saved Rarity from the Diamond Dogs?"
  81. >"Where as if you were a competent dragon you could have roasted them into Chinese take-out before they laid a hand on her."
  82. >Wow, Anon. What a cunt.
  83. >But he wasn't wrong. You were pretty low on yourself for only having done one thing worth any recognition.
  84. "Alright, you made your point."
  85. >"What you need is some confidence and some self esteem, buddy."
  86. "But-"
  87. >"You haven't got either. You've got the illusion of it. You don't feel it in here."
  88. >Anon gives you a firm poke in your chest.
  89. "What should I do?"
  90. >"First thing we're going to do is make sure you're comfortable on your own two feet in any kind of situation."
  91. "How are you going to do that?"
  92. >Anon pulls a box out from behind the chair. Taking out a paper plate and some string, he tapes a picture of Rarity's face onto the makeshift mask.
  93. "What are you-"
  94. >"Seduce me."
  95. "...What?"
  96. >"I said. Seduce me."
  97. "You're kidding."
  98. >"I am a mare who needs a stallion worthy of my status, why should I waste my time with a simpleton like you who can't even understand two words!"
  99. >Anon swoons with all the dramatic flare that fashion horse would have.
  100. "Uhh... A-Alright."
  101. >You plant your feet and clear your throat.
  102. "Rarity, you look lovely tonight!"
  103. >"Are you saying I don't look lovely EVERY night? My word, how rude!"
  104. >Anon slaps you across the face.
  105. "Ow! Hey! She wouldn't do that!"
  106. >Anon slaps you once again.
  107. >"You will NOT tell me what I would or would not do, Spike!"
  108. "This is stupid!"
  109. >"Is it? You're getting pushed around by a man wearing a mask of a mare you swoon over without lifting a claw in your own defense. What's stupid?"
  110. >*SLAP*
  111. "Cut that out!"
  112. >"Make me, whelp!"
  113. >*SMACK*
  114. >You feel a deep welling of anger rising up inside you, clenching your claws before burping out a gout of flame at Anon.
  115. >His arms windmill as the mask flares up in a puff of ash off of his face.
  116. >"...Good. Feel better?"
  117. >It did feel good to let loose without trying to fight it.
  118. "Yeah."
  119. >Anon took out another mask, this time with a more suggestive picture of Rarity's face.
  120. >"Now. Again."
  121. >This was going to be a long lesson.
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