eldritchSongbird & puzzlingHistorian 1

Zion_Errand
hey
PuzzlingHistorian
oh hey
your on to
Zion_Errand
cool guy's ride down the hills of madness?
yeah
PuzzlingHistorian
so
what shit did you have to go through
Zion_Errand
what do you mean?
the game hasn't done anything yet
PuzzlingHistorian
did you get some wierd shenanigans
like a talking bass
ES
..............
yeah
PuzzlingHistorian
or bandit attack
ES
yeah
PuzzlingHistorian
or whatever the fuck ED went through
so what did you get
ES
I almost got assassinated
by my dad
PuzzlingHistorian
ah
is this the first time thats happened?
ES
yes
PuzzlingHistorian
huh
ES
I always knew he didn't like me
but this
fuck
PuzzlingHistorian
well lets hope it isn't the last
ES
the fuck do you mean?
PuzzlingHistorian
my bad
ES
you're hoping he'll assassinate me again?
PuzzlingHistorian
typo
*is
although
I don't really know you all that well
maybe the world would benefit from a more successful attempt >:>
ES
what
why would you say something like that
PuzzlingHistorian
just being honost
like
ES
sweet baby jesus flaccid penis
you're awful
PuzzlingHistorian
When you hear about bad shit
you always say "I hope (s)hes alright"
but what if (s)he deserved whatever shit (s)he got
but
from what stammers has said of you
you seem alright ;>
ES
so you're saying that I maybe deserve
ok nvm
that wasn't funny though :(
PuzzlingHistorian
sry :p
ES
I'm trying to figure out why he did it
and then you suggest I deserve it
I mean
I can take a lot on the chin
PuzzlingHistorian
sry
ES
but I gotta draw the fucking line
PuzzlingHistorian
what about your mom
has she ever tried to kill you
ES
no
PuzzlingHistorian
well at least theirs that
you should rly be more positive ;P
ES
:I
yeah, I tried
PuzzlingHistorian
hey at least you have a dad
ES
did pretty well until you came along
PuzzlingHistorian
lol
ES
you don't have a dad?
PuzzlingHistorian
I live with my uncle/grandpa
I actually don't really know at this point
ES
you don't know if he's your uncle or your grandpa?
PuzzlingHistorian
its complicated
I don't know much of my family
so all can accept as true is what people tell me
and sometimes people say different things
one guy I met online said he was my clone
ES
yikes
PuzzlingHistorian
yah
its wierd
not to mention
ES
introduce yourself maybe?
PuzzlingHistorian
I'm a girl
Kira Davis
ES
this is the first time we're talking
nice to meet you Kira ^^
PuzzlingHistorian
and u?
ES
name's Zion Errand
also a girl
PuzzlingHistorian
Zion
thats an unusual name
hey
stammers is pestering me
wanna talk to him?
ES
tell me about it
also sure
he's pretty fly for a white guy