Hello, everyone. Penguins, CPPS owners and just anyone else who’s reading
this.
You all may (or may not) know me as the “uncle” of CPPSes. I am the creator
of OpenCPv1, OpenCPv2 and Penguin Safari. You all use my source all the
time. But do I get any form of credit or appreciation from it? Nope. The
best I get is having my shoe spat on by idiotic pengfags which quite a lot
of CPPS creators are.
I get no appreciation for any of my work. You all spit at my feet. You all
abuse my creations. I’ve gotten lawsuits, suspension from school, void of
GCSEs and important exams, a criminal record and much more for your CPPSes.
As I write this, I am preparing to end my life. I don’t want this miserable
thing to continue. I’m no more than a waste of space. I was put on this
Earth for no reason, and I will leave without ever accomplishing anything.
So, by the time you’ve all read this, I should be dead now. As I am a Roman
Catholic, I will go to hell for taking my own life, but it doesn’t matter as
long as all of you get to keep your CPPSes. When I’m dead, all of the legal
responsibility for CPPSes will be pointed at a dead person. You can’t sue
someone who’s not alive, it’s not possible.
If any of you wish to ask me any questions, it’s too late, but ask someone
like HyperDude120 or Paul Cote. They know me, and could probably predict
what I would say.
Thanks again for taking all of my stuff and credit, and spitting on my feet.
I appreciate it.
Flappi282
   You might also know me as: James, ZKid, Lobby, limera1n, FlashPlayer11