So a bit over a week ago, I got some Steam money for my birthday. Since I wasn't sure how to spend it, I decided to go on the Steam forums to find someone who wanted to trade. Lo and behold, someone wanted to trade me. Wanted to trade me an "extra" Skyrim Steam key he had. I was willing to trade, and since I had less rep, apparently I had to go first. Yes, before you complain to me, I know trading for keys is something incredibly stupid that I should have never tried to go for. Anyways, back on topic. This is the chat log from our first chat (the trade chat):

Purple head HWo!: hello
KnightFire: Hi
Purple head HWo!: you have a $20 steam walletr oofffer
KnightFire: Yes, I have $20 wallet
KnightFire: steam wallet
Purple head HWo!: wta would u like
Purple head HWo!: sleeping dogs key
KnightFire: not interested in Sleeping Dogs, sorry
KnightFire: anything else?
Purple head HWo!: skyrim key?
Purple head HWo!: max payne 3 key
KnightFire: Skyrim "key"?
Purple head HWo!: yes
Purple head HWo!: torchlight pre-oder key
KnightFire: So a Skyrim key for the $20?
Purple head HWo!: yes
KnightFire: I'm interested in the Skyrim key
KnightFire: so the full version of Skyrim, yes?
KnightFire: you there?
Purple head HWo!: yes
Purple head HWo!: full version
KnightFire: Will you go first?
Purple head HWo!: i have more rep
KnightFire: And then I'm guessing you can choose a $20 game of your choice
Purple head HWo!: i would if you ahd more rep
KnightFire: Yeah, I guess so
Purple head HWo!: yes
Purple head HWo!: so do i pick game
KnightFire: yes
KnightFire: i'm not so sure though, after all, it is a key
Purple head HWo!: http://store.steampowered.com/app/57400/?snr=1_7_suggest__13
Purple head HWo!: its a working key
Purple head HWo!: you want to see the website
KnightFire: sure
Purple head HWo!: http://www.impulsedriven.com/products/ESD-IMP-W2491
Purple head HWo!: u have 2 enter age so they know ur over 18 2 b able 2 play skyrim
KnightFire: alright
Purple head HWo!: Protection: Steamworks
Purple head HWo!: Genre: Games / RPGs /
Developer: Bethesda
Players: Single-player
Version: 1.00
Download Size: 2.45 MB
Protection: Steamworks
Territory: Worldwide (Excl. Eastern Europe / Russia)
KnightFire: uhh......what?
Purple head HWo!: thats the game thing
Purple head HWo!: the gngre
Purple head HWo!: 'the developer
Purple head HWo!: the current version
KnightFire: I fail to see how a copy and paste results in proof
KnightFire: I'm sorry...............
Purple head HWo!: what
Purple head HWo!: copy paste
Purple head HWo!: i have 2 skyrim keys
Purple head HWo!: i bough 1 from there
Purple head HWo!: and another from here
Purple head HWo!: http://www.cdkeyhouse.com/recherche.php?recherche=steam+keys
Purple head HWo!: u see
KnightFire: I se Skyrim EU US
KnightFire: for $40
KnightFire: is that the one?
Purple head HWo!: http://www.cdkeyhouse.com/video-games/rpg/buy-cd-key-the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-eu-us_427
KnightFire: hmm
KnightFire: I'm not really sure
KnightFire: I haven't done much trades that are this big
Purple head HWo!: well
Purple head HWo!: i have 2 keys
Purple head HWo!: so thats y
Purple head HWo!: im doing skyrim
KnightFire: Should I prove to you of my $20 steam wallet?
KnightFire: I can do that
Purple head HWo!: idc
Purple head HWo!: u have less rep
Purple head HWo!: the person with less rep allways goes first
Purple head HWo!: i go first
Purple head HWo!: when sum1 has more rep
KnightFire: Alright then
Purple head HWo!: okay
KnightFire: Let me get you Batman: Arkham City
KnightFire: correct?
Purple head HWo!: wait
Purple head HWo!: let me see if i can run
KnightFire: kk
Purple head HWo!: yes
KnightFire: Alright, so you will give me Skyrim for Batman Arkham City.
KnightFire: Yes?
Purple head HWo!: yes
KnightFire: And Skyrim can activate on Steam
KnightFire: yes?
Purple head HWo!: yes
KnightFire: alright then, here we go
Purple head HWo!: ok
KnightFire: Purchasing now
Purple head HWo!: k
Purple head HWo! has accepted your request to trade.
Purple head HWo!: sorry 4 lag
KnightFire: no problem
Purple head HWo!: nice
Purple head HWo!: yes
KnightFire: alright, confirm
KnightFire: k
Purple head HWo!: yes
KnightFire: Skyrim key?
Purple head HWo!: im typing ok
Purple head HWo! is now Offline.
Purple head HWo! is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Purple head HWo! is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Purple head HWo! is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Purple head HWo! is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Purple head HWo! is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Purple head HWo! is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Purple head HWo! is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
FaZe-SniperZz is now Online.
KnightFire: Seriously?
FaTaL-TaTiCz is now Online.
KnightFire: Hey, did something go wrong? Can I get my key please?
KnightFire: Hello?
KnightFire: You there
KnightFire: Hey dude, you there?
KnightFire: Hello?
KnightFire: You have a last chance to hand over that key. Which you probably don't actually have, to be honest. I will get to the bottom of this. Don't think you can get away forever.
KnightFire: Hello?

Anyways, throughout the week, I thought that now that it's gone, I might as well poke fun at him to see how much I could piss him off. He obviously had blocked me, so I couldn't see his profile. (His profile was private, so no one can see it anyways) Luckily, I had his "steamID64" link (which he couldn't change) so his thoughts of shaking me by changing avatars, usernames, and ID links didn't work as he had planned, evidently. (I'm still flattered by one of his ID link changes, obviously a message to me: http://steamcommunity.com/id/damnfukubastard/) Anyways, why was he trying to shake me you thought? I had grabbed friends from his little "clan" group on Steam to see if I could get a line to him. I reported him to Steam firstoff, y'know, the usual. Got some of his "friends" on my side, they added me to group chats with him (which he would always immediately leave from) and I found his full name, alt Steam profiles, etc. Found some other people he had scammed before; got together with them, stuff like that. Reported him on Steamrep also. I even got him to eventually delete EVERYONE from his clan's Steam group, including himself and other admins, which was hilarious to me. My support ticket finally got answered about a week later, and Steam refunded me my money. I went and used it on what I wanted before, and today, he adds me back on Steam (after unblocking me and stuff like that apparently) and is chatting to me saying he's so sorry and all this other bullshit. Apparently, he got more than just my game taken from his profile and he said that I'm the only one he ever scammed. BS, I link him to Steam threads of other people that get scammed by him and he goes silent xD This is our chat from today:


FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: hey
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: im sorry
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i just wanted some games im only 12 and i hardfly think of the outcomes
KnightFire: Apparently.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: wat can i do to pay u back
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i think they will ban my accout
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i bough a $20 steam card
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and bough l.a  noire
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and they took l.a noir eout
KnightFire: They did what?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: took my l.a noire
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i loved that game
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: but why
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and they took batman
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: which i think u got back
KnightFire: They gave me back my money, not Batman
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: but why they take my l.a noire
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: fuck
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: never got to finish the game
KnightFire: I'm not sure, maybe you should file a support ticket?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i did
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: they won't reply
KnightFire: You have to wait ~1 week
KnightFire: That's how long it took for my support ticket
KnightFire: That's how long it took for my friend's support ticket
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: they replied
KnightFire: and?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: o
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: cuz u reported me
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: sats y
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: they took evrything
KnightFire: Ah, that's why. What does the message say?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: yes
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: its says i scammed a steam user
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and they returned the things i took
KnightFire: Which did happen.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: but it was batman
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: not l.a noire
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: do u have $40 in ur acc
KnightFire: No.
KnightFire: I had nothing but that $20
KnightFire: And I won't get anything else.
KnightFire: I don't get Steam money.
KnightFire: That was a birthday gift.
KnightFire: Even if I had the $40, what would it have to do with you?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: becuz they took l.a noire
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: which is $20
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and batman
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: which is $20
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: so i was just wondering
KnightFire: Yeah, I don't have $40.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: k
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: u should buy urself l.a noire
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: nice game
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: amazing game
KnightFire: I don't have money.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i though u said u had $20
KnightFire: My friends told me to get Torchlight 2.
KnightFire: Which I did.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: wtf
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: u got 2 games
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: torchlight 1
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and 2
KnightFire: Uhhh....so?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: im just saying
KnightFire: Yeah, I know
KnightFire: It's a good series.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: dude im really sorry
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i felt bad afterwards
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i tried 2 return
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: but impossible
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and i could never get $
KnightFire: Did you really? Your behavior sure didn't seem like you tried to do anything. Ever.
KnightFire: Blocking me doesn't equal trying to return.
KnightFire: It just equals cutting off contact.
KnightFire: Also, trying to avoid me constantly.
KnightFire: You "tried to return" you say.
KnightFire: When did you try to return?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: well u got me nervous
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: and scared
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: so i blocked
KnightFire: Don't do the crime if you can't serve the time, seems to be a fitting quote here. If you're so "nervous" and "scared", why did you do it in the first place?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: i just wanted some games
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: it was da first time and only and last time i ever scammed
KnightFire: Oh really? So I was the only person you scammed?
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: yea
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: damn i have to go
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: be back later
KnightFire: Wait
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: yes
KnightFire: You're fucking pathetic, you know that?
KnightFire: I have multiple friends
KnightFire: that you scammed.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: ok
KnightFire: You're sorry yet you still lie.
KnightFire: Something tells me you aren't sorry.
FYF-XxD4RK-H3Ro_3PiC: ok'
KnightFire: Seriously.
KnightFire: Don't say you're sorry unless you really are.
KnightFire: Remember Swaps4? The guy you scammed of DiRT Showdown?
KnightFire: Yeah.
KnightFire: Exactly.
KnightFire: And how about this neat thread here? http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2927290
KnightFire: What's that about?
KnightFire: Surely I don't represent all 3 of those people.
KnightFire: Are you really "sorry"?
KnightFire: Oh, so now you're "gone". Okay then.
KnightFire: And you're looking for a way to "pay me back"?  I got ideas.
KnightFire: Hey kid, I think you blocked me again.
KnightFire: I don't see what I did. Aw, I thought we were friends.

As you can see, at the end here, he ended up blocking me AGAIN. I guess he really isn't sorry. I suspect that after I chatted him the other proof that I wasn't the only one that he "scammed", he blocked me. Maybe he's just "Scared" again. Guess I'll never know. All in all, it was a fun trip I guess. I got the game I wanted, and I got to poke fun at a little 12 year old dick mongler and annoy the hell out of him.

Oh yeah, I definitely don't feel sorry for this little pathetic fuck.


"Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time."