Chapter 4: The Balls of My Disapproval(WiP)

>Your lying on the ground
>Across from you is Spike, and above you is Cloudsdale
>You feel nothing short of master of the fuckin universe
>What you and Spike did there was nothing short of just pure awesomeness
>You stare at the base of Cloudsdale and smile
>You look across you and Spike is doing the same
>You Broclaw him and even do alittle explosion
>You just feel just amazing
"Man"
>"You said it" Spike said nodding his head
"I just can't believe we pulled that shit off"
>"I know..."
*pause*
>Ok your wondering what happened right?
>...
>Thought so
>Alright lets rewind back to when this all started
>Me and Spike entered Cloudsdale and everything seemed normal
*Flashback wavey sounds*
>Random greeter pony for Cloudsdale appears
>"Welcome to cloudsdale...uhh...pal?"
>He looks at you filled with fear
>As do the rest of the pegasi
>You stare at them confused
>"It's alright everypony we're with Celestia"
>Everypony lookes even more frightened now
>You and Spike look at eachother and shrug
"Well might as well roll with it" you whisper to Spike
>He nods and you both walk into some random restaurant
>Ponies watch in fear as the almighty Anon orders some food
>He slams the fist of Zeus when you pull out your bits to pay
>The casheer pony says it's fine since your royalty
>You look at Spike and give eachother the best here we fucking go face ever
>You both walk out with free hayfries and milkshakes
>And your struting like you've got the world hanging by a leash
>You peer around for shit you might want
>You enter some store with shit you might want while Spike raids a candy store
>You look around and actually see a clock
>It's a grandfather clock and you would feel all kinds of badass if you had that in your crib
"Hey can I have this clock?"
>"Uhh...sure...50 bit"
"Sir, I'll have you know that I am under the orders of Celestia herself to get a clock that would make my house look badass"
>"Really?" he says with a hint of sarcasm
>You whistle and Spike appears with a faceful of serious
>You snap and Spike burps out a letter
>It's from Celestia and your read it
"Dear Anon, that's me you know
	I would like for you to get a clock that would look total badassness in your crib
					Your LOVING FRIEND,
						Celestia"
>You hide most of the letter and show him her signature
>He shit's his pants and offers to take the clock to your house for you
>You allow him the play-sure and he kisses Spike's feet
>When he left the store you and Spike high four
>"So what did the letter really say?" Spike says while laughing
"She fuckin wanted Twilight to pick up her dry-cleaning"
>You and Spike burst out laughing and prance out
>You both skip merrily down the streets of Cloudsdale while raiding random store for literally anything
>You got a free clock for your pad, some poorly made cupcakes, a bunch of rings cause your the boss, and a crown, I shit you not a fucking fake plastic crown just for shits and giggles
>Your on the fuckin moon, man gettin free shit just cause you wave a peice of paper around and say shit about your friendship with Celestia is fuckin beast
>You have enough ice cream to last you and Spike 10 years of non-stop eating
>Oh man how can things get...
>"Hey Anon"
>That voice? Could it be?
>You turn and your suspisions are right
>Derpy Fuckin Hooves
>"What's up guys?"
>You and Spike each hold your shitload of stuff behind your backs
>It's not working to a normal...anything but she doesn't seem to notice when you both clumsily say nothing
>"Whatcha guys hidin?"
>Her crossed eyes straighten up and squint at you
"Oh uhh..."
>"...just some uhh..."
"....groceries!"You finally muster
>"...for Rainbow Dash!" Spike adds
"Yeah uhh you heard how she's all sad and stuff..."
>"...yeah we visted her and she needed some groceries..."
"...so we came to get some"
>"...and now here we are"
"...getting groceries"
>You both chuckle awkwardly while she's still squinting at you
>You both start to back away slowly when she finally speaks
>"You two are getting stuff for free because you know Celes..."
"LOOK A MUFFIN!!!"
>"WHERE?!?!"
>She zooms off into the direction you were pointing and keeps going until you nor Spike could see her
>You and Spike sigh
>"Dude that was close"
"I know man"
>"I'll say"
>You turn to see Celestia standing next to you, looking quite peeved
>You and Spike shit bricks and make a run for it
>Celestia stops the two of you and cancels the cloudwalker spell
>She gives you a smug smile before letting go of her magical hold on you
>Now your falling 2 stories
>Before ALMOST hitting the ground, your caught again by magic
>And again it's Celestia's
>She looks at you, pretty pissed off like, while you hang upside down and give her a big smile
>"I thought you would get into trouble, but did you have to bring Spike into this too?"
"Aww what's wrong Tia, afraid I'll corrupt your little Spikey-Wikey?"
>She drops you and sighs
>You lay on your back and see Spike falling too
>Before becoming your new head, Celestia grabs him and tosses him across from you
>"And as for you Spike I thought you'd know better than to trust this bucking nightmare"
>She points to you and you just make spoooooooky noiseeeeeeessss
>Spike laughs but Celestia doesn't seem impressed
>"What am I going to do with you?" she towers over you and brings her muzzle close to your face
"Ah come on princess live alittle" you give her a kiss on the lips and make it as cartoony as possible
>You part lips with a smack sound effect and a wide grin
>Celestia staggers backwards confused and blushing intensely
>"I'll have your punishment by tomorrow" she trys to awkwardly seem like she's not turned on by your shwag
"What about Spike?"
>"Twilight will deal with you or something, for now don't do it again"
>She flies off back to her castle and you and Spike lay there
*speed up to now*

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>"Wow man I can't beleive I got a slap on the wrist and your probably goin to the moon for your little stunt there"
"Ah don't worry buddy she's no gonna do anything"
>"But dude she could banish you to the moon or somethin"
"So I'll live on the moon and be back in no time, besides I always wanted to see space"
>"Yeah but..."
"Dude your stressin, you got a slap on the wrist from a sun goddess for raisin hell in Cloudworld, I'll be fine"
>"Alright man if you say so"
>You both get up and walk back to Ponyville
>After parting ways with your purple bro you walk into your house
>Your lights are turned on and you feel slightly awkward
>You turn to see Lyra sitting on your couch eating a lettuce and lettuce sandwich
"Uhh can I help you?"
>She turns to see you and gets a wide ass grin
>"Oh hey what's up Anon?"
"Hi so whatcha doin?"
>"Nothing much just chillin"
"uhh huh...ya lost or somethin?"
>"Nah so what do ya wanna do?"
>You open your mouth to object but instead you just roll with it
>You sit on the couch next to Lyra and she mimicks your sitting position
>You look over to her and she's still got that fuckin huge smile and eyes filled with diabetus
>You go to the kitchen and grab you and her a beer
>"Oh I don't drink"
"But I do"
>"...as much as Rainbow does hahaha"
>You return to your sitting position as Lyra chokes down her beer
>You take a sip and say yep
"Alright Lyra let's talk"
>She sets her drink down and pays attention
"Soooo legitly and seriously how did you get in my house and why are you here"
>She freezes momentarily and looks down while biting her lip
>"The honest truth?"
"Yes please and thank you"
>"...I..I..was going through your underwear drawer and kinda put them on and pretended to be you and maybe got carried away.."
"Woah woah woah seriously?!"
>"I also masturbated in your bed"
>You swing your head back and laugh
>You can't help it this was just too unreal, this was just too weird
>You calm down and see her looking ashamed and retarded
>You put your arm around her and hold her close
"Dude, I'm gonna tell you now, that's weird, that is like something I never expected from the world of technicolored ponies, dude, I'm gonna be honest here, you made my day"
>You kiss her on the cheek
"I fucking love ya that was just the biggest what the fuck I ever had"
>"Sooo you like me?"
"Yeah your cool, but I have a marefriend you know, well two to be real about it"
>She looks down disappointed
"Cheer up Ly' there's billions of dudes out there in this world"
>"But there's only one you"
>She hugs your chest and you feel all kinds of awkward
>Then she starts crying on your chest, loudly I might add
>You pat her back
"There there, you gonna be alright?"
>"No!"
"Shit" you scratch your head and search for ideas
>One finally appears but you swear to Luna it's a bad one
"How bout you stay here and chillax with me for the night?"
>Her ears perk up and she looks at you with tearful eyes
>"Really?!"
"Sure"
>She returns to hugging your chest
>What the fuck have I done? you think to yourself