I am that kid who use to borrow
	your favourite games when we were young
	And when it came time to return 'em
	The discs were scratched when I was done
	(Your discs were scratched when he was done)

	And god forbid you ever gave me
	A memory card I could erase
	No file is safe, you'd better reckon
	There ain't no thing I can't misplace
	(There ain't no thing he can't misplace)

	I have a card, a holographic
	rare japanese Articuno
	I got it from, my dad last christmas
	Because he works at nintendo
	(His dad works at nintendo)

	Hey miss teacher, I think that anon
	has a gameboy in his backpack
	And if I can't have one of my own
	I'll be sure you ne'er get it back
	(He'll be sure you ne'er get it back)

	Maybe you all think, you never knew me
	But if you try hard you'll recall
        That there always was some fucking asshole
	You'll always hate, be he big or small

	(You'll always hate him big or small)