Sony was atop the mountain of vidya after last E3. The crowd was cheering, ready to throw their money at King Sony for some games in return.

A long year had passed, and King Sony's reign had led the citizens not toward a utopia, but toward poverty. There were no games to be found, only broken promises, hollow lies, and bullshots.

Little did King Sony know that a revolution was being planned. An uprising was being created, a fire was being fanned to life. Herald Microsoft and Father Nintendo were hatching an attack that would upend Sony forever.

And it happened. King Sony never knew what hit him. Within a flash, Herald Microsoft had crippled King Sony, leaving him badly bloodied and fearing for his life. He crawled a mere three feet away, leaving a trail of ivory. He looked up and, standing before him, Father Nintendo.

"Please," King Sony gurgled out, "spare me from this. Let me reclaim the crown I had won in the Sixth Era! This is what the people WANT!"

Father Nintendo looked sternly into King Sony's eyes. "No, the people want games."

And with that, Herald Microsoft beheaded the former King, and handed the Crown of Vidya to it's rightful owner: King Nintendo.